Anyone had any weird interactions with celebrities?

Anyone had any weird interactions with celebrities?

So I was in Edinburgh last weekend and I bumped into none other than Ian McKellen himself standing outside the Playhouse. I didn’t want to be ‘that guy’ but it was just him and he looked a little lost so I went up and asked him if he was going to be in that new Lord of the Rings show that’s being filmed outside Leith. Anyway he looked straight at me with these unusually piercing eyes and said something like “You. You are a window. An aperture through which the universe views itself.” and I just smiled thinking this must be a line from something he’s in then he said “because you are the universe looking at itself there’s always part of itself it can’t see” and I just nodded then he burst out into this really creepy laugh so I just said my goodbyes and dashed out of there.

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He probably wanted to suck your dick.

>even in my hidden latent fetishes Yea Forums mocks me as well as other incels
we aren't getting out alive are we?

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Funny you mention.

I saw Brie Larson at a grocery store in Los Angeles recently. I told her how cool it was to meet Captain Marvel in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Really weird encounter, I must say.

>“You. You are a window. An aperture through which the universe views itself.”

This refers to the immanent mind, to your perception of the world of relativity, of things, of cause and effect. The universe is immanent in your perceptive mind.

>“because you are the universe looking at itself there’s always part of itself it can’t see”

This refers to the transcendent mind. Above the perceived object (the universe), and the medium of perception (your perceptive mind), there is the subject which perceives (your transcendent mind) which transcends the universe of relative things (hence the universe cannot see it).

He was trying to awaken you to your immortal transcendent mind transcending the universe.

>later that day OP is missing from his home, presumably abducted, but with no obvious signs of break-ins or property damage. All that remained of OP was a single piece of paper with the words. "OP is a faggot. Buts its OK, because I am too. Don't stare into the universe for too long. You'll never know what's staring back."

Yikes

Are you a 15 year old boy, because he was probably trying to groom you.

Lay off the weed man