Just saw Endgame. What did I think of it? Ask me anything

Just saw Endgame. What did I think of it? Ask me anything.

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It Thanos really dead forever?

What age did you realize you were gay?

Black Panzer is white now ?

was it good?

what was the basic plot?

I thought Infinity War was pretty good but the marvel movies are about 50/50 hit or miss for me - and yet I'm seeing this one anyway due to social obligations.

Is it more similar to IW in tone, or am I in for another Avengers 1/Ultron snoozefest?

is it better than infinity war?

How much soi did you chunk during the movie?

Doctor Strange, I'm CIA

Well yeah, Thor goes for the head during the first confrontation with him. Then the other, final version of him gets dusted.
Well yeah, I liked it. Had some cringe moments with the quips and the destinies of some of the characters. Still pretty great, evoked some emotions in me. The final battle was unironically pretty epic, very great spectacle. The end was unsatisfying for me though. Better than Infinity War? Yeah, I suppose, but definitely not with a big margin.
I guess you could summarize it like this: We see the Avengers deal with the post-snap world and personal problems, then they come up with a time travel plan to retrieve the Infinity Stones across time for themselves and reverse the snap. However, they run into problems while retrieving them and Thanos finds out what's going on.
Not quite sure what to answer, it's definitely better than Ultron. The tone is, I suppose, a bit more dramatic and tragic? but they still quip like atleast every five minutes.
Well I feel like I had more fun watching this one than I did Infinity War

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>I'm seeing this one anyway due to social obligations
wtf user ?

infinity war was a lot better imo
endgame is more like a standard capeshit movie

prove it, nigger

Why Doctor Strange made a sign with his fingers (i think he was telling "number 1") to Tony Stark during the fight with Thanos?

I don't want spoilers other than to know if Brie Larson or Captain Marvel ruin the film overall. If she's the one that defeats Thanos or whatever I'm going to be utterly fucking pissed.

it's been already spoiled in multiple threads that she barely does anything

Thank god. I cannot stand her. Appereciate the answer, user. Think I'll just skip the thread now so I don't see anything else.

Not sure. A bit earlier in the fight Tony asks Strange if this is the reality they win in, right? And Strange tells him that he cannot tell Tony that. So maybe, as he had seen Tony has to sacrifice himself for them to win in this timeline, maybe that finger was to tell him that this is indeed that one final timeline, and Tony realized that he would indeed have to give his own life for them to win.
Nah, she has like 4 minutes of screentime. Most notably shows up at the final fight, but doesn't really do anything to Thanos. Not crucial to the plot at all if compared to other characters.

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Not op but the rip is out faggot,you can see for yourself.

Here's the ticket

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What do you think about the fact that a rat accidentally saved the universe?

why did you go to watch capeshit?

Forgot about that. Pretty stupid now that I remembered it
This is the third capeshit I've seen in the theaters, the other two being Avengers 2 and Infinity War. Thought that the conclusion is probably worthy enough to see on the big screen

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so who's dead in this one other than thanos and im assuming iron man?

Everybody who got snapped comes back. Black Widow, Iron Man and Thanos die permanently. Thanos' servants all die aswell. Gamora and Vision stay dead, other Nebula gets shot.

what do you think about Fat Thor?

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Does Captain America die? He's my favorite...

>Vision stays dead aw man. Thanks though, user.

>Black Widow
What the fuck, doesn't she have a solo movie coming

Well, it was kind of funny the first time, but I think they over did it. He stays fat for the rest of the film, and it ruins him a bit. Should have just had a training montage or something desu
No, not really, he gets a happy ending. He is like 80 years old at the end because of time travel shit, so mind as well be dead tho
I guess? Who cares anyway, I think these movies are done now. Atleast for me.

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>he gets a happy ending
Very fulfilling ending

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it's a prequel

did you find the stan lee cameo

Why though? If they can bring people back from the dead why not bring everyone that died in the marvel movies? Why not bring back Odin and the asgardians and Black Widow and Gamora and even Peggy Carter. Why do they bring back only the people that were snapped?

Cap brings all the stuff back they stole from the past (the Stone and the Hammer (spoiler within a spoiler)). From the mostly-off characters, I would have loved to see more spidey. There's enough comic relieve, but it's mostly just Rocket based. It's good that they showed Scarlet Witch is essentially the strongest after Captain Marvel, as I saw internet people complain about her medium level power as shown in the cinematic universe otherwise. Hulk is severely underused as far as fighting goes. Thor was the best characters. He was fat, but he had a cool braided beard. Oh, and there's one shot with all 10 or so women marching together. Pretty bland move.

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The final battle looks like one giant terrible cartoon. Black Widow and Tony Stank are the only fucking people that die lmao

and "Old Cap" looks hilariously bad

You sound like a retard. Like an actual retard. I bet you browse Yea Forums.

it's called having friends who are into capeshit and not being a spoilsport

Tony literally kills himself for nothing. Wtf. Shit movie.

Did your theater cheer or clap when Cap grabbed the hammer?
Did your theater cheer or clap when Spiderman returned?
Did your theater clap when the movie was over?

I'm just back from the theatre. She didn't have that much screen time, but holy fuck there's this part of the final battle that was pure cringe. The part where all the female marvel heroes (even pepper pots in a suit) attacks thanos his army.

The movie overall was okay I guess. Definitely the last marvel movie i'm watching

wheres the final battle rip lads

>3D Huh...

Not very patrician of you op.

Captain foot fungus is insufferable in every scene, but luckily absent for a large portion of the kidflick.

Some black bars for ya:

fat thor, especially his belly, looked like shit - halfway decent lebowski fit though

black widow sacrificing herself makes no sense since this way hawkeye clearly didn't sacrifice what he loved most

there was a 'women are powerful creatures shot' that was pretty cringy, clearly forced by larson, but thankfully short

tony dying was pretty decent

the actual fight with thanos was better than infinity war; thankfully no lengthy shots of battlefields of npc's this time

old cap looked like shit and was shit story wise

old comic guy cameo was shit as per usual

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Who didn’t get dusted? I know Aunt May was revealed to be safe in interviews. Is she shown miserable after Peter vanished? What’s the general atmosphere of the world where half the people got decimated?

Did Ant-Man kinda freak out seeing his daughter as a teenager after being in the quantum realm?

PERRRRKELE

You forgot about Captain america. He returns to the past to live his life with that lady from the first captain america movie. He then returns to 2019 as an old man. The timeline is completely fucked up if you think about it

He wasn't supposed to be there, considering he stayed in the other timeline...

Dumb ass frog poster

nope he seemed to have pieced it together fairly quickly

also there's barely any 'general atmosphere' after the snap shown. hawkeye's family disappears during a picnic but that's pretty much it when it comes to people being left without their loved ones

>put under scrutiny, these dumb fucking movies don't make any sense
you don't say

not op but
Yes, LOUD
Yes, LOUD
Yes.
There was hard bawling in the end aswell.

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no, no, and no. that shit doesnt happen in holland.
only a handful of people stuck around to even check wether there was some post-pre-credit scene

>that yikescene

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well it wasn't so much a scene, but a shot.

wtf with the clapping? In my theater they didn't clap all at because everyone know that this will ruined everyone experience watching the movie. Is this happened only in US like they always clap when the plane touched down?

The general atmosphere is what they show in the trailers. Not that much more. Iron man blamed captain america for not being allowed to build a shield around the globe. Antman was just happy to see her.

Dumb fucking frogposter

He is seen driving a car with some thot and shouting "Make love, not war!" to some military guys in a scene set in the 70's
1. I heard "Oh!" and some cheering sounds when that happened
2. No
3. Yeah, and the weird part is that I am an Yuropoor so I've literally never heard anyone clap at a movie.
Aunt Milf literally appears only at the end of the movie, at the funeral. Also I liked the atmosphere of post-snap world. Should have been a bit desolate and explored a bit more. Also, it does not matter who got dusted

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How boring. It would’ve been cool to see how normal people dealt with a chunk of the world dying.

Was Cassie like: “Shit dad, I thought you died with the rest of my friends and maybe mom.”?

Gimme some characters that were left. Are people like Ned still kicking?

It just doesn't make any sense. I understand why the russo brothers are taking z break from the shitshow that is coming.

>That pic
I can't believe Raimi's back.

Yeah, I know it doesn’t really matter who got dusted because inevitable revivals. I just wanna know who had to be miserable for five years.

Never experienced clapping in Norway, except once at an indie film when the director was in the audience. I guess that only shows what a historical even this has been.

Black Widow death makes it more dramatic because Clint already lose his family and now he lose his precious best friend

his influence carries on

What are the end credits scene?

Did women in your theater cheer when pic related showed up? I saw one girl making a "fuck yeah" hand gesture.

Btw, why did you guys say she was ugly? Looked pretty cute to me. Or did she look worse in her own movie?

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Yes and yes.

A lot of people also clapped at Heil Hydra

There was none.

The guy in front of me had the nu male face and put his arms in the air and said "WHAT?? HUUUH???" to the person next to him.

I don't get it. Why are people like this? Why do people have to laugh loudly for every quip there is? Why?

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You sat through the whole movie in the theatre or watched the leaked ones ?

I don't think were any. Didn't stick around to find out for sure atleast.
Nope, not at all. I doubt many even knew who the hell she was supposed to be.

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I was at the theatre.

I’m still floored how Tom Holland has a better ass than Brie Larson.

Someone post that comparison pic

Just saw it, question: when Spider-Man returns from the portal along with Dr. Strange and fucking everyone else, he mentions something about five years passing. I was under the impression that the snap was undone for them in the moment they disappeared, but clearly that wasn't the case. Does Thanos initial snap create two timelines, one for each 50% wiped, and Hulk's snap just brings the other 50% (the one where Spider-Man, Quill and Dr. Strange live but Iron Man and Captain America get dusted) into theirs?

The movie is out in the civilized world already
t. Ostrobothnia

I also went today. I just left when the credits rolled. Was there an after credit scene?

Tell me OP, does Black Widow's sacrifice make any sense, since she wasn't the most loved person by Hawkeye?
I mean there has not been any romantic relationship hints between the two and he had family ffs.

cassie just hugged him when he knocked on the front door of their house. and honestly, i cannot recall many side characters even appearing in the movie pre-snap-reversal. pepper potts is alive; others unimportant characters only show up once everything's reversed, so i have no idea wether they were snapped in the first place.

I guess Bruce is going back to that chick from the Hulk films.

They were all within the soul stone, which is a living being and also another alternate universe.

Pic related caught me off guard and had me audibly keking for a good minute

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Based fellow Ostrobothniabro

Tell me OP, how was Cap able to wield Mjolnir without problems or being too heavy this time?

So by obtaining a soul stone by way of Natasha's death (in 2014), the timeline continues as we saw it in the movies, and when Hulk snaps using that soul stone, it brings back the 50% that got dusted right from that universe?

> Roman salute
wew, ballsy move there Disney

Found a version of it

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my fucking sides

Don't think so. Remember Pete says that right after he got dusted he just showed up at the planet he was at. So for them it was probably in an instant. I don't think they lived in an alternate earth.

Am I misremembering Pete mentioning five years passing, then?

Yeah can't recall Pete ever saying that.

None of the new Avengers has the charisma of the old cast. Bye bye capeshit, it's been a nice 11 years.

Might be my bad, then. I'll rewatch it with the snap being instantly undone in mind then, thanks fren.

To peter it probably felt momentarily, the only persona who initially knew 5 years passed was doctor strange

Fucking Normaalis!

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Peter told Tony that Strange said 5 years have passed, doesn't mean they have passed for him

>Gamora and Vision stay dead
Gamora is alive

That makes a lot more sense, I thought he mentioned Strange. Thanks!

Im gonna do a drive by spoiling at the midnight premier of endgame at el Capitan theater.

did you watch the rest of the movies before watching endgame

The original one is still dead though

I've seen like ten movies out of all of these, all the Avengers ones atleast

Yeah, right that was it. Of course Strange would know, he had already seen it happen.

I liked the part where all the women go "she's not alone" and all the old ladies and dumb women do a thing.
Also how captain woman just instagibs everything.
The movie is 3/10 if you ask me.

yup, it's the one before she met starlord

OP blease

Oh, that must have been what I misremembered. Good to have that cleared up. [Spoiler] It's probably a soft 6/10 for me, compared to Infinity War being a strong 7/10. Endgame spends a little too much time with both jokes and "remember this one? What about this one?". Probably could have been condensed into two and a half hours, if not less.[/spoiler]

[Spoiler] anyone have a sure answer as to why Cap just grabs Mjölnir like it's nothing? Was he granted it by Asgard, or can Thor just give it away now, or..?[/spoiler]

The answer is simply americans

I fucked it huh

no it doesn't. it would have made more sense for her to kill clint for the avengers cause
cap is worthy now for some reasons

ei vittu ebin

>just turn your brain off bro
Well, Cap was finally obviously worthy now, so he could wield it. Should be pretty clear. I guess the sacrifice only makes a little bit sense though, since his family was dead and Natasha was the next best thing

They love each other as friends. Romanov has no one.,except her job, Hawkeyes family is dead

Because the movies are garbage.
Because the movies are garbage.

Just watch it for the Hulk dab and how they kinda butcher Thanos character without him even saying anything.

bruh moment

huutista, vastaa OP

Paraphrasing but
"He who is deemed worthy shall possess the powers of thor"

No

>What did I think of it?
I never liked this meme. It's so lazy.

> co-worker relationship is enough for soul stone
Thanos got fucked over hard by Red Skull lmao

I completely forgot the part where Thor plays fortnite.

So basically "lol the movie says so here watch the muscly man do the big lightning smash and shut your whore mouth"

Yes yes and yes.
t. New Zealand.
I was surprised and annoyed that it happened, since it's never happened here before (in my experience).
It makes no sense to cheer at an event where it's not going to encourage the participants of the event you're watching. All you achieve is ruining the experience for other people.
Some faggot actually shouted "wakanda forever" too.

I just came back after seeing it and there was no clapping at all. One girl cried a little towards the end but that was it. It feelt like people showed up to see it out of obligation.

How does the whole past Nebula-future Nebula thing work? All the explanations I've seen are dogshit

there are way too many charachters and story lines, some pretty useless, the movie is a mess. At least infinity war was focused on Thanos

Why was he able to summon or grab the hammer in the first place?

>Some faggot actually shouted "wakanda forever" too.

Unironically based.

Because he always could. He just didn't want to embarrass Thor at the party because he is a bro.

The loudest laugh came from fortnite and some guy said "look three niggers" when the wakandans came back.
Kinda based theater desu.

No.

>Only white ppl die
Nice

what do you mean?

>some guy said "look three niggers"

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When she entered the fight, everyone in my theater made a big "ugh" and nobody clapped for her, while for the otherd everyone was going crazy

>blacksplaining
never heard that one before, pretty good

Doesn't past Nebula like inhabit future Nebula's body or some shit? Like she helps old Thanos out and brings his ship through the portal? Dunno, read it somewhere.

>itt

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Cap faked at the party in the Ultron movie, he was already worthy.

Is Vision dead forever?
How does Hulk react to BW dying?
So the sun didn't shine for Loki again?

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past nebula takes future nebula's place and opens (somehow) the "portal" for Thanos. She just pretends to be her.

no
no
no
based theater

1. yes 2. upset (throws a bench) and whines a little 3. Russos don't care about your Loki

Yes
Barely at all, but he dabs
No

He just says he tried to bring her back when snapping everyone else back and that he misses her

yes
banner morphed into hulk permanently, so he just reacted like a sad banner
no

one woman screamed, some skinny 120ibs virgins basedboys went like "huuhhhhh... why is this possible"

god i hate virgins...

correcting: virgins* not "basedboys

t. incel neet, that's not much better

you think people are actually going to watch the movie when it's recorded from someons shitty potato phone

Is that a English thing? Nobody claps here in Virginia

The one finger was to remind Tony that there is only one chance and one way that Thanos does not win. It should be pretty clear on the way Stange and Tony stare at each other.

But she's like 40 years old at this point

I did

nick fury is 70 i think but they made him look really young in cap marvel

god bless you user

shitposters need ammunition

I want to talk about two minor characters who were handled in two different ways, one really good and one really bad:

Peter Quill
In my opinion he was handled poorly in Endgame. After everyone blamed him in Infinity War for fucking up the plan he didn't get anything to do in Endgame besides get kicked in the balls. He had no redemption arc, no cool scene. If I remember correctly he had 2 lines of dialogue: one with past Gamora and one with Thor. No quips à la Grimace. What the fuck

The Ancient One
Handled brilliantly, holy shit what a way to add backstory to a secondary character from an origin movie. We got an answer to "why didn't the Sorceror Supreme help during the battle of NY?" We got basically our only expanation of how this universe handles time travel and alternate timelines. She showed that not only is she incredibly wise but also trustworthy of both Banner and Strange. I love that she wasn't fazed by the ridiculousness of the situation and the request for the Time stone.

>I don't think were any. Didn't stick around to find out for sure atleast.
There weren't.
The full theater got cucked. About 450 of us.

I thought it was an American thing, like clapping when a plane lands.

So did they set up anything for phase 4?

Who? Thor? Or Cap?
It's not explained in the movie but I assume it's just a "you are now worthy" kind of thing if you're talking about Cap. If you're talking about Thor, he took it from the past.

the asgardians of the galaxy

Good Lord you are the king of faggots aren't you.

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This was really great till the last edit

rude

Why did Thor make a black woman the king of asgard? Why did Cap make a black man the next captain america?

give up whyte boi

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who in the right mind cares about star lord????

yeap the third. So he just randomly pulled that trick out of his arse? lmao

>Katso kolme neekeriä!

Oh kek.

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It's weird how it's such a copy of Endgame, but without the focus, more "fun" and nostalgia, less focus.
No serious antagonist besides Thanos [/s] who isn't really ours[/s]. Nice send-off, buts it not Return of the King or anything

Put a spoiler on that screenshot.

I haven't liked Thor's character arc since Ragnarok. Everything seemed to be building up to him finally being able to lead his people and mature as a man but he's regressed into a madlad who has decided to go on crazy space adventures with his new friends like a manchild instead of settling down and building something. Him delegating the administration of Asgard to Valkyrie is an admission of failure.

Yeah basically. I mean the hammer was on the battlefield - he didn't summon it per se. He just lifted it and threw it then used it (though he could have probably summoned it at that point I guess).

I just think it's stupid that the writers reduced his character from a god to a walking fat joke.

I wouldn't be surprised if that was 90% of the viewerbase to be honest

you mean like Quill

dumb speedreader
she's a cyborg and her cybernetics immediately connect to past nebula's
thanos is shown everything that happened and goes out to prevent them from stopping him
evil past nebula captures good present nebula and forcibly swaps faceplates and poses as her to help thanos

does Thor or whoever actually play Fortnite

Everyone but Cap and Hulk were hurt by Thanos.

Yes, Thor was amazing in this movie. Actually Tony, Thor and Captain were all amazing in this movie

my brothers

nah it's the rock dude and his bug friend that play fortnite in thor's house

thor threatens some kid under the name nooblord69 (or something like that) that flamed them online

Are we not gonna talk about that there is not post credit scene?

Why there would be one?

Good. That shit is only for heroin addicts who can't enjoy anything on it's own.

You could have just said "it's called having friends", that would have been enough to make him understand that he can never have this feel.

For them it felt like an instant. Only Dr. Strange knows what happened and he explained it to them. Spider-man is a dumb zoomer and didn't understand it

Thor was not amazing in this movie.
He was a joke.

>Thor was a fucking joke in this movie*

Why aren't all of the heroes deemed worthy?

>Dr. Banner, I'm S.H.I.E.L.D.

He knew where they would be in 2023, so he made sure to be there in that place at that time. He wasn't there when they began because he only decided to stay in the 40s after he went back. How does it not make sense?

Is Clint okay and does this mean Hawkeye/Ronin film?

Also why is Ant-man best?

Problem is...in another timeline, not that one. To return to that one he had to do what he was supposed to do, but he didn't. Being there meant it was THAT timeline, simply impossible.

ctrl + s you fucking tourist

Do we get Quicksilver back?

End credits scenes and how many?

Any mention of mutants?

Just answer yes/no.

The movie started following an alternate timeline. The transition was seamless, so no one noticed.

1) No 2) 0 3) What???

no
no
no

So did Thor just take the hammer from himself from the other timeline? Won’t Thor in that timeline be without one now?

no, no, no

What?

>sit through 3 hour+ movie
>Marvel insists there's a post credits scene
>they replay the Captain America "Patience" clip

>women are powerful creatures shot
I don't have a penis! I'm strong! This is normal!

>Problem is...in another timeline,
No, it was the same one. When Hulk tried to get him back he said "he missed the point" or something. He just went further down the past on the original timeline on his way back from the other.

Thanks.

My favorite scene is when they do the YAS WAMEN charge

Yes, but Cap returns all the stones and the hammer at the end, so alternate timeline Thor didn't even notice it was gone.
Also Thor and Thanos were complete shit in this movie.

Who dies, how do they die, and how do the other avengers react?

he is a prototypical fucking whyte mayal

Oh right forget that he brought the hammer as well

> He just went further down the past on the original timeline on his way back from the other
Sorry, I just don't understand what you mean, could you please explain?

Why the fuck would Thanos destroy the stones? Killing half of all life is a temporary solution. In X number of years, the universal population will be back to where it was at the snap. He would need to snap every so often.

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Black Widow and Hawkeye have an argument over who dies for the soulstone, Widow dies. The remaining crew is sad for 2 minutes. Tony uses all stones and snap his fingers to dustify Thanos and his invading army. Emotional scene with Tony's funeral ensues. The end

I honestly didn't believe this until I saw Shazam, a whole room of grown ass people clapping it was surreal.

>Also why is Ant-man best?
The theatre cheered when he became giant-man at the end

Can anyone explain to me why they *had* to return the things they borrowed from the past?

you put your heart in it, I see. I don't see how that can happen (according to how they explained it), but ok, at least I got your point.

Because they'd be dooming the other timeline if they didn't

Juste finished watching the movie un France. Damn it's 3 hours but these first 5 minutes man, they crammed more content than the first avenger movie. Solid 8/10 action movie.

>Oh, and there's one shot with all 10 or so women marching together. Pretty bland move.
I usually don't complain about "stronk women" pandering but this one took it a little bit to far. I mean in was pretty damn epic if you ignore the agenda behind it but it is really in your face so its hard to ignore in the first place

That sounds completely underwhelming. If disney thinks they can have no steve rogers or tony stark and still have an mcu, theyre wrong.

No, no, and yes. And they clapped again when the credits finished with Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark.

KEk

Hulk said he tried really hard to bring them back that's the only explanation we got.

was ok. 6/10

They really did clap at the end of the movie and this shit usually never happens in germany.

Does that kid Tony and Pepper have get aborted by time because he missed Spider-Man?

I’m assuming the film refreshes to 2018 from 2023.

>black widow sacrificing herself makes no sense since this way hawkeye clearly didn't sacrifice what he loved most
He did. His family was already dead so the person he loved most right after them was obviously Romonov.

Nobody talks that Peter Parker literally missed 5 years of high school and then he went to the school just like that

Jakey jakey
Made a big
Mistakey

I agree. Also, Tilda Swinton is an amazing actress and is wasted on capeshit.

Just like half of his classmates...what's strange about it?

I get why he wanted travel back in time and inadvertently destroy the Peggy Carter series, but why did he choose the shitty timeline? Hope the dusted timeline becomes the new one’s dumping grounds, would be funny.

Also, Thor decides to abandon his character completely and go on a spacejourney with the other (As)guardians of the Galaxy.
Steve Rogers (old now, 80+) gives his shield to Falcon, the useless black guy, to become the next Captain America.

Does he at least get to live his days out with peggy?

What did you think of the that M87 black hole picture?

Peggy died in 2016 and here in 2023 he still alive. I guess he lives his days until Peggy dies

>I’m assuming the film refreshes to 2018 from 2023.
No they get back to 23 and snap all the people back into that universe or whatever.

The whole world has to adjust to half of everyone being dead for 5 years.
Your best friend is has graduated college while you are in your last year. Your little brother is now physically older than you. Your wife divorced you in absentia 3 years ago and is now married to another man and pregnant. That cute teenager you liked is now the same physical age as you.

What's up with the clap thingy? All of us in cinemas busy crying like a child we had no time to clap, you fucking idiot Americans

>the sun didn't shine for loki again?
>no
It literally did though. He fucked off with the Tesseract in what's probably anothe worldline.

I'm a swede and almost everyone clapped multiple times

The 4400 deserved better.

It they stay too long in the past they lock in their actions or some shit, Ancient One explains it, basically Cap chose to stay past the return point when it wouldn't have mattered and so it turns out he was always there or some shit

Kinda; heard a couple of whoops
No, don't remember much of a reaction at that scene
No clapping, but a lot of disappointed "aww" noises and disbelieving laughter at the very ending, as everyone realized there were no credit scenes and that they'd sat through the credits for no reason

Then how will the next Spider-Man film work? Did all the classmates in that film get snapped?

That’s why he decided to stay in the past. We’re not going with those kinda creepy comic plot lines where he bangs Peggy’s grandniece.

>Then how will the next Spider-Man film work? Did all the classmates in that film get snapped?
plays after 23 I guess

>Did all the classmates in that film get snapped?
Presumably it just so happens that all the Spider-Man supporting cast was snapped. So they are all now legally 22 but actually still 17.

Ah, so I don't have to download a CAM to watch any scenes as I usually do? I just left as soon as the credits started rolling, after the graphic ones with all the actors.

>being an ass guy
her tits are still alright

when did she explain that?

I’m willing to compromise, but this is too much . It shouldn’t be that flat anywhere.

Why would Gamora stay dead if there is another GotG movie coming out?

Sad Fat Thor>>>Gamora

I just came out the theater. This was one of the most meh movies ever, but the feminism assemble and nigger cap will be memed for a long time.

How so? I mean, I understand taking alt-Thor’s hammer back to him, but how does the absence of the stones “doom” the alt-timeline?

To be fair james gunn said he want's GotG 3 to be Gamora's movie

Then it’s a bring back Gamora film

dormammu fucks it if there isnt a timestone to defend against him for starters

Korg is playing it.
Thor just yells at some kid on his behalf.

It was heavily implied that alt-timeline Gamora gets back together with Quill
The Sorcerer Supreme says so in a scene. Something along the lines of "if I give you this stone, my reality will be doomed". Cant really remember, the entire movie was kind of forgettable, Infinity Wars was magnitudes better, imho.

this is all I needed to hear. thanks user.

>The part where all the female marvel heroes (even pepper pots in a suit) attacks thanos his army.
i absolutely loved this scene when i watched the movie exactly because i knew how assblasted all the hugless kissless incel virgins on Yea Forums would get because of that scene

There is indeed something good in it, I had similar feelings when I saw it. More and more women popped out and I just thought "oh god why are they so in your face with this" but then it was really well made and the butthurt in these threads is always fun to watch so it gets a pass in my books.

Black Cap will generate just as much reee

who was that kid they showed third last or something at tonys funeral?

This. Who the fuck was that, he totally stuck out

My 15 year old brother and his friends disliked this movie quite a lot and you thought it was "unironically epic". No hope for this board.

probably the kid from Iron Man 3, maybe?
Haven't seen it yet

that kid who helped tony in IM3

Is this confirmed? I thought about it for a second but then I dismissed it because he's literally the only non prominent face there.

don't know if it's confirmed but it's what i keep reading everywhere

He was in that stupid ass tenth anniversary photo shoot, so it's more than likely him you're thinking of.

How does she die?

I've only watched the mcu up to iron man 3+IW so redpill me: where the fuck is J.A.R.V.I.S and why is it replaced by that female voice

Is hawkeye still useless

Fair point, but if you kept one of the others, like say the Mind or Reality Stone, it wouldn't change anything. Arguably, it would keep a lot of bad shit from happening, up to and including the snap.

dragon ball z time travel LEL

He's a weeb, and unironically slices up some Japanese hentaiwriter, with a katana.
After that, he kills Black Widow and carries the soulstone back to the rest of the team. He also shoots a few explodey arrows. Don't even remember seeing him in the last "big epic fight".

Jarvis evolved into Vision kind of. Then he got killed by based purple reverse Jesus

Good movie but the 40 min sex scene between Captain Marvel and Black Panther was a bit too long for my taste

Fucking lmao thanks

Kek

Honestly it would have been ballsy to have actually have one full movie dedicated to the five years later instead of just 45 minutes.

Yes. All of Pete's friends get snapped. All of them. And all of the original Avengers don't. What are the fucking odds?

I haven't seen it but any movie that doesn't have that stupid gungan wakanda scene is better than Infinity War in my honest opinion

What are the odds that Captain America's hosting a support group for struggling homosexuals when we first see him again?

One of the guys in the Cap's support group was one of the Russos

TONY FIGURES OUT TIME TRAVEL IN LESS THAN A MINUTE WHAT THE FUCK

The only redeeming part of the movie is smarthulk

I've never seen cam versions of movies before they came out to the theater. (premiere doesn't count)

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BUT HE AND A HYPER-ADVANCED CYBORG WORKING TOGETHER CAN'T FUCKING FIX A SPACESHIP. GO FIGURE.

For some reason the shithole countries went ahead and showed the movies. You can just stream it if you're scared of downlaoding

its a private source, been on this site since 2005, I'll be good

Why did Nebula not cease to exist when she killed her past self?

They can't just go back in time and ask Hank Pym to make more time travel juice for them so they get infinite retires
God this movie was written by assholes.

was there any hint that they messed up the timeline in any way?

>strange, wong or any of the hundreds of wizards they brought teleport the gloves to hulk
>HULK SNAP
>roll credits

it would have been fine without showing full penetration

literally watched it last night, very satisfying. neck is sore but a really good movie to wrap it all up.

They lampshaded it by pretty much saying the past they travel back to fall into chaos and they just so happen to return to the exact moment in their original timeline. Essentially the fuck the entire world that they visit but they don't care

Because these dipshits can't even keep their own time travel rules straight. There are no loops, no paradoxes, because it's a multiverse setting, but then they forget this by having Old Cap live a life in obscurity for exactly zero fucking reason.

Now that I really think about it, Peter is gonna have a funny looking high school resumé. Assuming he started in 2016, since some wiki said Ned was born in 2001, and was a junior during Infinity War. His timeframe will look like 2016-2025. Maybe businesses and stuff will treat those five years as blank years.

IN SPITE OF NEVER HAVING BUMPED INTO THANOS, HIS FUCKHUGE SHIP, AND HIS GENOCIDAL ARMY IN THE COURSE OF TWENTY YEARS, CAPTAIN PLUG-IN FINDS TONY AND NEBULA FLOATING IN A TINY SHIP IN THE VASTNESS OF SPACE EXACTLY WHEN THEY NEED HER TO.

FUCK. DISNEY.

Present Hank Pym is back so they get as much time travel juice as they like and bring as every dead or lost person. This is capeshit, nobody is truly dead.

Well you sound retarded. Well, at least i think so. Well actually no, your prose is objectively universally annoying.

How many people clapped at cap finally saying you know what?

I'm just saying all of the suspense of the first jump only exists because they refuse to acknowledge that

Someone literally filming at the seat right in front of me.

Bothered me the whole damn film. baka.

"Virgins, assemble"

Not that much, because second half of the deliver was underwhelming. "AVENGERS...... assemble." There was more clapping and cheering when capn picked up the hammer.

Since when did black widow love archer guy?