you CANNOT give up on the GRAVY edition
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I can't wait to see Hot Pie eat Arya's ass.
Maario Naharis
Sorry guys. Gilly ate Hot Pie
Character death guide to ep3
Azor Theon
Myranda
Jaime killing Cersei is too obvious, he dies Next week
Azor Jaime
Bear Island? Imagine that... an island made entirely out of bears.
ANIMATED SERIES WHEN
where's Pod
Azor Jonny
the one true king in the north
Literally 0% chance that Sam dies
*kills daenerys*
nth for Stannis
NIGHT KING WILL RAiSE THE DEAD STARKS IN THE CRYPTS.
So /got/, what quips will the female characters make in the next episode?
Ned, when is your good friend Robert coming around again?
Reminder Dany fucked this
Probably in about 30 years, with any luck.
Ahem
FUCK THE LIVING
FUCK THE COTF
FUCK GEORGE RR MARTIN
FUCK D&D
Jaime & Tyrion will meet up with Bronn, so they’re safe
Theon saying he'll protect Bran is like when Jacob says he'll volunteer to go through the vent in Mass Effect 2
us girls who hid in the crypt lived on account of our bravery
ORAAYYYH
can someone share the link for the leaked s08e03 pls??? i'm serious guys
Sam doesn't die, the finale ends with an older version of him played by GRRM as the grand maester
The pic's too large, can you downsize it a bit please?
I'm gonna say the C word!
Why can't Thoros resurrect Beric's eye?
/got/
Sam will write the Song of Ice and Fire so he's safe
First for our savior. May he jump on Drogon's back and fling Dany 50 yards to the ground with a satisfactory crunch.
Azor Apie
Sansa's profile
>army is pretty much decimated by Ramsey Bolton and "20 good men" burning a couple of tents
>agrees to burning his own daughter, even though the show clearly established that his daughter was one of the few people that he ever actually cared about
>his army of sellswords (who have a contractual obligation to serve him) abandon him
>ends up dying like a bitch
Why did the writers hate Stannis so much? Why didn't they just kill him off during the Battle of the Blackwater if they really didn't want him to be a major player?
Sansa dying would honestly be a good twist, plus her telling Jon to not trust dany might finally push him against her.
Wrong mormont
I'm ready for a miracle.
>Cersei, I've got a surprise for you...
Good GOD just fucking IMAGINE unloading in Bear Loli's tight cunt
Needs a xenomorph on the right.
Sansa is retarded and no one should listen to her.
>IMAGINE
I don't need to ;')
I just came back from the grocery store where I bought 2 carrots and a large cucumber.
And later tonight, I'm gonna put them up my ass.
Thought I should let you guys know.
Also, my favorite character is Stannis.
Jon I...
To King's Landing we go!
cringe and bluepilled: Dany, Jon, Tyrion, Sansa, Arya, Theon (without dick), Sam, Brienne, Gendry, Grey Worm, Jorah, Yara
cringe but redpilled: Cersei, Bran, Varys, Melisandre, Tormund
based but bluepilled: Jaime, Davos, Theon (w/ dick), Bronn, Podrick, Ser Strong
based AND redpilled: Sandor, Euron, Qyburn, The Mountain, Littlefinger
You really believe those leaks? Like, Yara kills Euron offscreen and picks up our heroes after their defeat to safely shepherd them to KL?
You seriously believe that's the best they could do?
user pls
This is an improvement.
Stephane Dillance didn't give two shits about the story, they needed to cut storylines and it's not like they knew what to do with him if he were to win at Winterfell. I much prefer that we got the Battle of the Bastards.
remember the plot with varis kidnapping the mage who castrated him and the talking flame? so... is that just another memoryhole'd plot?
It's meant to be anime. How else would some of those hair and beard colors make sense? Also glamouring.
imagine the cbt... the sph... the cfnm....
I was nominated for an Oscar once.
would the non drogon dragon obey to jon? him being a targ and dany always riding drogon and making him jelous
;_;
Renly was Weiss' favourite character.
Your post is cringe
Imagine being Ramsay finding a village girl just as utterly fucking nuts as you. Felt bad when she died.
I gotta say I'm not seeing the resemblance
>You seriously believe that's the best they could do?
Yes.
They did all that because they wanted to put Stannis in situations where the actor could make an "oh fuck" face. Watch The Dragon Demands' video on it.
I think they combined his bits with other characters. I'm fairly certain DABID and Dillane hated each other.
My 3 favourite characters in GoT are Joffrey, Littlefinger and current high autism Bran.
Rate my taste lads, but know this, I have already won.
Lord of Light tier
psychofu
t. Jonfag
>best arc
Actual leaked ending right here
>Everyone dies except a few of the main characters, like Tyrion Jon and Dany. All side characters die heroic deaths one after the other
>The remaining characters are backed up, about to make a last stand
>Cersei shows up with the GK, shit starts going down
>All hope looks lost as either cersei or NK are going to win
Suddenly
>Cut to real-world modern day
>Young Bran sitting in his garden with his toys
>"Bran" is actually a crippled kid named Brandon irl who was just play acting with action figures in his garden the whole time
>The whole series was in his imagination
>His dad comes in, it's Sean Bean
>"Are you winning son?"
>No dad, but I'm getting bored of the Game now, I think I'll go inside and play video games
Bran enters the house, leaving Sean Bean surveying the strewed out action figures, each one clearly resembling a key character in the show
>I suppose all along it was just Game of Thrones
You mean Rhaegal? Historically, yes. Dragons bond to their riders, even if it's not whoever hatched their egg, and Dany never rode Rhaegal.
the rape sansa
Is that why he turned him from a chad to a lookalike of himself?
It was known
>Winterfell has fallen
>Only Bran and Jon left
>They’re flying away
>NK gaining on them on the undead dragon
>Dragon glass arrow through the eye he shatters
>It’s a one in a million shot
>It was Marillion (with a new tongue)
>“Now I know how to end my Song of Ice and Fire”
same as me. though i did think ramsay was utterly based too
If Lyanna Mormont doesn't die a gruesome death in the next episode I will be very disappointed.
>3 little dragon tattoos
She's legit mentally ill.
There will be a 3-way FFA Dragonrider fight.
Rancer kun
More wine desu ne
Excellent taste.
What's wrong with that?
DELET THIS
Unironically based
Having a tiny ink memento of the biggest role of your life is totally insane and crazy you see
I understand an actor's commitment to their role, but this is genuine attachment to something they're not. Living in an imaginary world isn't healthy.
>chosen avatar of the god of fire
>army is repeatedly undone by fire on the cusp of victory
>lmao
Lmao
LF was based but declined in quality the longer the show went on
did you say the same when all the Fellowship actors got tattoos at the end of their long LOTR shoot?
When the books are finished so 10-20 years
Yeah, biggest role of an insufferable character. All the while you can't act for shit.
Absolutely worth remembering.
>Living in an imaginary world isn't healthy.
STFU
>tfw no Dothraki gf to civilize
You seem to be unable to consider anything outside your own head.
25 years. Either an anime or movies
At least they could act. Unlike a certain khaieesee.
surprisingly accurate post
Yes. I also said it to their faces. Orlando Bloom cried. Sean Bean threatened to glass me.
if I was her I'd get one just to piss off autists like you
Completely irrelevant to what I asked.
Shouldn't you be rewatching this garbage show as of now?
How old is she again? She doesnt seem to age.
My 3 favorite characters are Ros, Pyat Pree, and Balon Greyjoy.
Rate my taste lads, but know this, it's too esoteric to understand.
If you ended up in Westeros and you could bring a backpack with you, what would you take and who would you go visit? This is assuming you can understand the Westerosi and they you, and you've got about a year to prep and buy shit for the trip
I'd get a small tattoo of whatever if that thing made me a millionaire.
>Well I spent nine years on this role, it's the biggest thing I'll ever do, it's completely transformed my life, I'll get a tiny tattoo to commemorate its ending
>Wait, some guy on an image board doesn't like my character. Guess I'd better not.
But then again neither her nor you are in the least self-aware, so I'd imagine someone like you doing that. Good for you.
>muh money
>muh success
Ah, a fellow real life person. How's your success today?
This kids the only one who will have a steady living for putting his wage into a little business.
Emilia Clarke will be begging him for a loan.
seething
Being proud of a job done awfully doesn't flatter anyone, but whatever you like.
I was there, I am Orlando Bloom.
>he didnt get a Bane tat for his merits in compulsive shitposting
Are you this determined to be offended and angry?
mega-based/10
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>Chaos...
>... is a ladder.
FROM THAT POINT LITTLEFINGER KNEW HE WAS IN GREAT DANGER
there's not enough episodes for that, silly.
the show is busy moving everybody around very very quickly and wrapping up big plotz
Why didn't Jaime's actor cut of his hand for real? Some people just don't have commitment to a role
have sex
cringe but redpilled
I would go to kys and bring anime fag!
>nightknight standing above Jon and Dany, about to kill them both
>suddenly out of nowhere hear DMX in the distance
>"ITS NOT A FUCKIN GAME....FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD....THIS WHAT YOU HEARIN"
>suddenly a janky ass caddy comes riding out of nowhere with 7 black thugs crammed inside
>"This is for lil mookie"
>they unload several clips into the night king before riding back off
>Jon and Dany look at eachother and Dany says "Incest?", and Jon replies "Incest." and they both start making out as the audience ooh plays
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>Camera zooms in on tirion who gives the camera a really funny look and shrugs his shoulders
>Scene cuts to George RR martin rolling in a swimming pool of money laughing his ass off
>he gets up and goes into the center of the camera
>"Fuck yall niggas i aint finishin the books LMAO"
a GUN an old flintlock or something and a mold to make lead bullets from and the formula for gunpowder written down
And the warmest coat I had.
If LF comes back he is instantly catapulted to best character in the show.
I think that was just character building with Varys. It was to show the power of his connections and how vengeful he can be instead of being an actual plotline.
Do you possess some telepathic abilities that you're able to tell whether I'm angry or not? Because you seem to assume a tad too much.
>Piss flaps
Mine are Pod, Ghost and Jaime
He presented for Varys role casting with that kind of commitment. A mistake he didn't want to repeat.
People get tattoos for pettier reasons than that. Nowadays in the western world most fields don't give a shit if you have a tatto. If you're in Asia most will think you're some gangmember.
>Headless Ned crawls out of his crypt
>Nuuuuuuhhh naoo it enndddzzz
>Go on an anime image board
>Complain about anime.
Were your parents related before they were married?
>he says while assuming someone is mentally ill for getting a small tattoo
autism
why tho
in the show he was the most pointless/dumb character
you think they'd put money and time on a scene where cersei tell bronn to kill jaime if he dies against night walker
How do we fix him?
>don't mind me, just casually being in control of three of the seven kingdoms over here.
>"I Shupposhe... death... is off the table ash well"
And who
For you
The big guy said
>not being able to differentiate
In my case I'm writing on some anonymous board, not tattooing any "mementos" onto my skin.
Davos, the Starks, Dany, Tyrion, Varys, Sam and one of the Dany's poc, are all safe until probably the last ep.
Jorah is dead man walking, and Theon most likely as well. Either Brienne or Jaime survives, but if both walk out alive, Jaime will die later in the season.
Based and redpilled.
My favorites are Qyburn, Roose, and Stannis. Rate me please.
But you're also someone with no accomplishments to remember.
Hmm tell me the logic of hiding the defenseless women and children in the crypts while an undead army lead by beings that can raise the dead march on their fortress
>zombie ned starts attacking women and children
>head falls off
>flailing about comically
>Lyanna Mormont kicks his head into the fire
>"pfft, men"
>sam look on in disbelief
>sansa crying
>Jorah Mormont kneels before her and cries
>"my queen"
>Lyanna smirks and walks outside, killing a white walker with a single swing of her sword
>Theon found himself wondering if he should say a prayer. Will the old gods hear me if I do? They were not his gods, had never been his gods. He was ironborn, a son of Pyke, his god was the Drowned God of the islands … but Winterfell was long leagues from the sea. It had been a lifetime since any god had heard him. He did not know who he was, or what he was, why he was still alive, why he had ever been born.
>“Theon,” a voice seemed to whisper. His head snapped up. “Who said that?” All he could see were the trees and the fog that covered them. The voice had been as faint as rustling leaves, as cold as hate. A god’s voice, or a ghost’s. How many died the day that he took Winterfell How many more the day he lost it? The day that Theon Greyjoy died, to be reborn as Reek. Reek, Reek, it rhymes with shriek.
>Suddenly he did not want to be here.
>“The old gods, he thought. They know me. They know my name. I was Theon of House Greyjoy. I was a ward of Eddard Stark, a friend and brother to his children. “Please.” He fell to his knees. “A sword, that’s all I ask. Let me die as Theon, not as Reek.” Tears trickled down his cheeks, impossibly warm. “I was ironborn. A son … a son of Pyke, of the islands.”
>A leaf drifted down from above, brushed his brow, and landed in the pool. It floated on the water, red, five-fingered, like a bloody hand. “… Bran,” the tree murmured.
You're implying it's not embarrassing to have Emilia's "accomplishments". Yes, I'd rather not have that kind of "accomplishments". Being a talentless neet is better than being a talentless, deluded whore.
The crypts are safe, user. You should go there.
I doubt they will go with anything other the boring route they are showing now
especially after all that shitposting about training also women and children to fight or they would lose
I want to sniff her ass and cooch. Ain't even meming, I bet they smell divine.
good lord I want to have passionate sex with her
Why didn't Catelyn offer to marry Walder Frey and avoid the issue of rob being an idiot?
Season 123 Jaime , Season 56 Cersei , Catlyn
idk where you live if you think tattoos are a big deal in the modern age
my friend has 2 names of one-night stands tattooed on his calf for laughs and makes 6 digits
I'd bring a backpack with some guns in it and take the year to learn how to properly use / manufacture them and create ammunition for them. I'd march to king's landing and marry cersei in exchange for showing her and her crew how to make and maintain them. I'd fuck that woman silly and teach her how to shoot. I'd be a total figurehead king after and wouldn't give her any reason to want to axe me. even if she did end up killing me that's fine. A year or so of fun and the knowledge of being an indisputable defacto patriachal dictator would be more than enough for me.
Walder was married.
engage in sexual activity mayhaps
Cersei and Bronn dated before the show started and had a messy break-up. Cersei specifically stated she doesn't want to appear on screen at the same time as him. There's only one scene where they do and it's just after the Blackwater after Cersei is done visiting Tyrion. In S7 Bronn and Podrick leave before Cersei shows up.
> reanimated Bastard returns
> Battle of Bastards vol 2.0
please let it happen
>jamie dies in battle
>bronn comes to tyrion
>laughs about cercei paying him to kill jamie and him
>but he won't do it because bros before hoes
>tyrion tells him of jamie's death
>bronn shrugs and plugs tyrion with a bolt
>bronn goes off for a paycheck
he wanted to get rid of some sons and daughters, not to get more
Post some classics.
Walder had a wife much younger than cat and more fertile already. He also wanted to marry his family to a KING not to a king's mother and a lord paramount's sister.
>Luwin was dead, and his maester’s tower had been put to the torch, yet the ravens lingered. This is their home. Theon wondered what that would be like, to have a home.
I would set up in the North and become an ice cream merchant. In my backpack would be enough cones to last until I could teach the locals how to make ice cream cones.
would you like some lemon bars, sonny? i mean sansa?
You people actually think Theon is going to die?
LOL
He's gonna be one of the few to make it to the end.
>and makes 6 digits
It's telling when someone drags in the amount of money someone makes.
Have you ever considered an existence in which you don't even want money? As in, being content with a bit of water and a can of tuna once a few days? If I'd rather live on the streets than in a mansion, what does that make me?
Ok.
Theon is walking talking kino
Prove me wrong
>what are the first 4 seasons?
Someone who doesn't actually live on the streets.
>another insane actress
shockedface.jpg
This. I'd genuinely be surprised if Theon doesn't become the new master in Winterfell. It just makes the most sense thematically.
>And that is what you're doing? Protecting her?
>Aye.. That's what I'm doing
Pod's alive at least until Brienne dies, at which point he either carries on the legacy or goes nuclear on the battlefield.
Bronn's already been paid. If he thinks Cersei is on the losing side, he doesn't really have to carry out the kill order.
Theon is our enemy. But reek. Reek will never betray us
>bran please stop saying "the rape"
>Theon led the way up the stairs. I have climbed these steps a thousand times before. As a boy he would run up; descending, he would take the steps three at a time, leaping. Once he leapt right into Old Nan and knocked her to the floor. That earned him the worst thrashing he ever had at Winterfell, though it was almost tender compared to the beatings his brothers used to give him back on Pyke. He and Robb had fought many a heroic battle on these steps, slashing at one another with wooden swords. Good training, that; it brought home how hard it was to fight your way up a spiral stair against determined opposition. Ser Rodrik liked to say that one good man could hold a hundred, fighting down.
>That was long ago, though. They were all dead now. Jory, old Ser Rodrik, Lord Eddard, Harwin and Hullen, Cayn and Desmond and Fat Tom, Alyn with his dreams of knighthood, Mikken who had given him his first real sword. Even Old Nan, like as not.
>And Robb. Robb who had been more a brother to Theon than any son born of Balon Greyjoy’s loins. Murdered at the Red Wedding, butchered by the Freys. I should have been with him. Where was I? I should have died with him.
>Prove me wrong
It's not possible
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My GUNS, plenty of ammo, a copy of the constitution and my insulin.
>dead starks will come back to live in the crypts
no just no
>TWOW comes out
>everyone is excited to find out about Jon's resurrection
>Jon doesn't get resurrected
>he stays dead forever
if gurm did this it would be epic
you'd rather live on the street eating tuna than be a not very good actor in one of the biggest tv shows of all time?
>this argument
what the fuck when did those valley retards even join?
>whats with bran?
>i dont know he just keeps saying it was beautiful
>it's okay if I like it, but if I don't like it then it's bad
>no 10 yard pikes with dragonglass tips
>Jaime and Brienne exposed in the front
>what does that make me?
you sound like an autistic neet in denial to me lad
enjoy your tuna though
It truly would be.
But....it was beautiful.
Already have, and will again. In fact I liked it.
But none of it matters in comparison to the memories of being dead. Have you ever died, even if for just a few minutes? People would tell you about heavenly stuff and whatnot, but do you know what I saw?
An endless void, and it's as if "I" wasn't the only one in there. The pure cosmic horror is indescribable. And after that feeling I sincerely don't see anything in life as reasonable and worthy. I want to go back to that horror.
>I'm there now Sansa, it's beautiful
You sound like someone who in fact lives comfortably while wasting his time posting on an image board but likes to posture.
good god margerie was so hot. something about that actress just got me going. shame her plot went nowhere and then she exploded because dabid and dabid are fucking hacks
Oh look, it's
>le make everything absurdly huge to impress 12-year-olds
fantasy.
Yeah, you got me. See you when we become one again :^)
I assumed he was talking to someone else, given the state of the two of us
why is it so lit?
why is tyrion still wearing his armor?
>they literally had to scrap bronns story arc because of that shit
top quality actors
I can't
What characters do you think we are most likely to see part of the undead army reanimated in the battle next week?
>the rape, Sansa.
At the end of S6 and they've been at Winterfell through S7 and S8 since Yohn Royce and LF where there with them.
And Darkstar
Stannis, Jamie and The Hound.
prequel when
Post THAT Theon face
the hardhome qt mom
hodor
rickon
hahaha dumb retard
Thats how big the throne is in the books
Who dresser her like that? Unfortunately, all those goofy faces are carving lines into her face like an elegant handbag.
>last season
>likely a blank check from HBO to finance the season because they know the audience will be huge
>make a literal filler bottle episode in a season with only 6 episodes
>hardly any plots being tied up
FUCKING hell I hate the whole "oh some things won't be tied up because that's life" bullshit that D & D regurgitate it's not a fucking deep meditative show about life
One of jonfags or danyxjon shipper would murder him, for sure.
my fucking sides
he seemed alright then
but that was assuming he had a master plan
which he clearly didn't
THE RAPE THE RAPE THE RAPE THE RAPE THE RAPE THE RAPE THE RAPE THE RAPE THE RAPE THE RAPE THE RAPE THE RAPE THE RAPE THE RAPE THE RAPE
He wanted to stay at the battlements but Dragon Mom said he couldn't. So he put it on in the offchance she changes her mind or he'll sneak out after she leaves.
Honestly, the Hound is a shit character. They totally ruined him.
HAND OVER THE BAD PUSSY AND NO ONE GETS HURT
WOLFMAN ROBB
20 good men + dragonglass = easy win
>Insulin
Right, see I see some issues arising here.
you were handsome
Gold
>episode starts with Winterfell's defenders getting into positions
>right before the battle begins the scenery changes to King's Landing
>the episode goes on about Cersei and Euron for 45 minutes
>the last 5 minutes are the actual fight
Ahh, can you feel it?
>ruined
He's exactly the same since episode 1.
Sam, Gilly, Arya, Dany and Sansa are 100% safe.
>mfw
>WOLFMAN ROBB
THIS. idk why else would they show it in the intro on the golden ring thing
wait, was this how the wall was built?
I alays thought it was just magic
they spent 55 nights filming the battle
it's not gonna be 5 minutes
Cersei, you whore, I'm back!
oh for fucks sake NOOOOOOOOOOOO
his plan was getting with cat
then she died and his plan was revenge
then sanza became "available" and she was his plan
dude's master plans keep getting foiled by circumstance. his plans are all realistic.
My point is that he is not as he was in the books. All they needed to do was give Cleganebowl and kill him off. Now it's way too late and he's useless.
Reminder that Jaime will ignite the flames
Nah, the children weaved spells into it so that WW couldn't pass through it.
Not that its ever mentioned in the show
The only magic involved are defensive spells that Brandon and the CotF put in the Wall.
How is Jaime always so /fa/?
>final battle of humanity vs the dead
>Bran is warged into the past, being protected by Jaime and Brienne
>white walker stabs Brienne with her own sword, she lays on the ground dying
>cut to young Jaime kneeling, with Aerys Targaryean saying "In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave..."
>Jaime kills the WW, and after a brief moment of grief, draws the sword from Brienne, now aflame
>cut to Aerys: "Do you swear to defend the innocent and the helpless, in the name of the Seven?"
>"I swear it"
>Jaime looks at Oathkeeper, then sees the Night King appearing
>Night King stares at Bran, his ultimate target
>Jaime steps in between them, chuckling to himself
>"Do you know what they call me?"
>as Azor Ahai walks toward the Night King, all that can be heard is a cacophony of voices from past seasons cursing:
>"Kingslayer.. Kingslayer! KINGSLAYER!"
He's rich and isnt a Norfern philistine
>he begins to understand
Why did props start looking like shite in the later seasons
Ugh, while that does seem cringe, a little big of the twelve year old I'm inside does want to see it.
did you not watch the battle of bastards
>I want that girl
>lol better make sure her vagina is nice and loose when I finally never get to marry her
yeah what a genius
beautiful
In GRRM's previous stories, the winning protagonist is always either grossly unattractive, fat but a nice guy, or an arrogant prettyboy eventually humbled by humiliation and harsh conditions.
By these metrics, I expect Tyrion, Samwell, Jaime and Theon to be very safe by the end of the series.
His development in the books is about learning mercy and forgiveness, that’s what the Sansa parts and the entire Quiet Isle sideplot were about. GRRM won’t jump straight into Cleganebowl after QI in the books either
CGI dragons don't pay for themselves.
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I found this at random and it's truly kino. Who else here /qy/burn?
and why is the giant building the wall?
Does he hate immigrants from the south?
Kino
he clearly thought the bastard would be like the father
recall that the bastard's never been spotlight, so it does make sense that even littlefinger wouldn't be so informed. comparatively, the bastard tyrion and jon who had more publicity were very just.
The winning protagonist of this war with the dead is Bran Stark, a broken boy.
Don't forget fatter paychecks for the main stars. Dinklage gets 1 million per episode and in the fist one of S7 he says nothing and just follows Clarke up some stairs at Dragonstone. Easy money.
they werent around after that, and killing littlefinger seemed like something that would ruin the relationships with the valley
Qyburn is /ourmaester/
finally someone with some sense
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What will happen to our queen?
This is cringe but I'd lose my shit if it happened because I'm a huge faggot.
GOAT character
There was a black market in medieval europe to buy corpses for experiments, feel like he'd fit into that scene
so what are you saying? he's dumb but it's not his fault?
and what about that shit tier plotting at the end?
the guy has lived a long life for someone who gets outwitted by literal 12yo girls
Post some good Jaime videos
time to go back buddy
she'll live
everyone that wants her dead are wishful thinking
cersei has played the game of thrones better than everyone else so far and she'll be rewarded for it
All the best ones are dead or don't appear in the show. Where the fuck is Marwyn?
this guy gets it
Cute.
Balon was a retard who threw everything away over his "Muh iron price" autism and poor wording by Robb.
>Decides to conquer the North, the poorest of the Seven Kingdoms and by far the largest when the Iron Islands are the least-populated kingdom instead of the Westerlands, the richest kingdom also under attack by the Starks
If Balon did have an actual fucking brain:
>Ally with Starks and spitroast the Westerlands, possibly even take Casterly Rock, get shittons of plunder
>No way do the Tyrells join with the Lannisters with those odds, so Stannis wins the Blackwater and the Tyrells join the Starks
>Red Wedding never happens since Robb might not meet Jeyne Westerling, Roose won't betray the winning side, and with Tyrell support, Robb can easily tell the Freys to get fucked if he does marry Jeyne or maybe Margaery
>No way will Stannis allow the North and Iron Islands to remain independent, so he gets buttfucked by the Starks, Tullys, Greyjoys and Tyrells
>Shireen ends up on the throne and married to Willas Tyrell since Robb has no interest in it, Tullys are part of the independent North and Riverlands, and the realm will never accept a Greyjoy king
NEW
THREAD
he made poor judgement.
the ending was underestimation.
why are her eyes so far apart
There's no way Ramsey's cruelty was not known to LF. It is just hack writing.
There is nothing inherently wrong with far apart eyes
kinda looks like a normal size sword with a tiny size ned
based video poster
why the fuck is he wearing no armor
I believe he lost the eye before his 1st resurrection.
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I know a chick like that. Sometimes she looks weird and sometimes she looks hot as fuck.
Imagine being Joe Dempsey in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Maisie Williams, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your angloid inbreed shape and blockshaped failed chavbortion face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck just about anyone but the horrific monster anglos that star as "women" in this show. Like seriously imagine having to be Joe Dempsey and not only sit in that chair while Maisie Williams flaunts her revulsion of a body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stringy pissflaps, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she failed to please directors. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MAISIE WILLIAMS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her britbong fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight posh clunge from outside the british rabble for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Englistan. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Joe Dempsey. You're not going to lose your future indie rockstar career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
During the battle of the bastards.
I forgot about them too user.
Jaime was knighted by Arthur Dayne
Must have caught on fire
kino
too bad it will be that faggot jon with some retarded plot
>he doesn't know
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That speaks against GRRM, not in favor of that look. He's always had a knack for stupidly large size.
He is both based and comfy