>going to see shazam for the 6th time
>get my ticket
>see all the plebs in line for avengers tickets
>yell "IRONMAN DIES"
>normies scream at me
>on my way to my theatre pop my head into every single theatre and yell "IRONMAN DIES"
>sit down in my seat and laugh to myself about spoiling the cucks on their basedshit while i enjoy real capekino in an empty theatre
Going to see shazam for the 6th time
Justin Adams
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Justin Diaz
based
Logan Myers
based and Red (Whirlwind) pilled
Noah Harris
BASED
Aaron Moore
almost based, but shazam is for retards too.
Michael Reed
very based
Jaxon Campbell
Some zoomers should get together and do something like this for endgame:
Ian Hall
At least livestream it before you do it, you dumb frog
Justin Perez
based. it would be even more epic today since livestreaming shit is as easy as having a youtube account
Jason Baker
What would actually happen to you if you did this?
Christian Campbell
Only one way to find out.
Parker Wood
based and best thread on tv
Joshua White
lel
Parker Nguyen
Exactly what OP said, because capeshitters are zoomers who won’t do shit.
Kayden Allen
madlad
Christopher Reed
based and Sneedpilled
Mason Thompson
Fucking how?
Caleb Young
Is there a way to learn such power?
Alexander Thomas
Probably pretended he was a foot doctor or something.
I used to pretend I was a porn director and got girls over to suck my dick on camera for $$$. One girl had only slept with ONE guy before me kek
James Hughes
>that fucking 40 year old in the wizard cosplay crying to security
Alexander Smith
/ourguy/
David Cook
they pussied out and started stuttering when that 40 year old dressed like a wizard talked to them though
Gabriel Ortiz
>be me
>at the theatre watching Head Full of Honey with my qt gf
>we're both enthralled by the whimsical but brilliantly written sentimentality
>some guy opens the door who literally smells like the complete absence of sex
>"Ironm....*giggles girlishly* Ironman DIES!"
>yeah OK dude whatever
Dylan Diaz
If you have the power to convince strangers to let you fondle their feet. Then you also have the power to get their phone numbers.
Why didn't he get a gf? Was he autistic?
Nicholas Cruz
People here are too pussy to do something like this.
Gavin Lopez
kek. keep on being based and redpilled user.
Grayson Baker
holy based
Leo Smith
>implying any of you mumbly beta faggots would actually shitpost like this irl
You can’t hide behind your stupid tuxedo frog picture in the real world.
Nolan Walker
based and Yea Forums pilled
Alexander Hall
basiert und rotgepillt
Samuel Cox
cringe video
>gets bodyslammed by some 12 year old
Bentley Bell
and you said wizardry was a myth
Thomas Gonzalez
>the bad guy dies
wow what a spoiler
David Fisher
extremely based
Zachary Russell
This. 2019 Yea Forums isn’t capable of doing something that requires this much irl social interaction.
Andrew Gomez
i spoiled tlj without seeing it.
Jayden Price
>in case you missed it, this freak tried to steal our sign
>we promptly cursed him
>"crucio" "avada kedavra"
Elijah Russell
[SPEECH 100] Madame I'm with the MPS, we've received a tip that a terrorist has planted a bomb in your shoes. I'll need you to remove them to inspect the malicious footwear.
Connor Myers
But did you go to a public theater and shout out spoilers to the people in line?
Easton Flores
NOOO YOU CAN'T SPOIL THIS MOVIE HERE
Jackson Brooks
[ X ] Based
[ X ] Redpilled
Brayden Fisher
don't forget the classic
youtube.com
Jeremiah Fisher
What's the next big movie I can spoil?
Austin Torres
no but at the wage cave
Zachary White
>but if we don't, then we don't get to have fun
Hudson Turner
(Big) Red (cheese) Pilled
Robert Barnes
BASED BASED BASED
Daniel James
lollin @ these mad projecting tranny shills
Liam Evans
How can you even spoil endgame? Everyone should know the original avengers are going to die based purely on the fact that they aren't contracted for any more movies
Jaxson Hughes
This is what really happened
Hunter Ross
IT WAS WELL PUBLICIZED RDJ WAS RETIRING
HOW COULD IRON MAN NOT DIE
EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS GONNA DIE
James Sullivan
star wars
Connor Turner
>tfw just watched the camrip and wasn't spoiled at all now I'm here to spoil others
Jacob Ross
basado y rojoempastillado