>hey son we are going to watch endgame,wanna come
Hey son we are going to watch endgame,wanna come
Bentley Murphy
Kayden Adams
wtf I'm black now
Nathan Rivera
why is dad black?
Jacob Brooks
FUCK YOU DAD, I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
Asher Garcia
>black father
>present
Pick one
Isaiah Harris
>make me a mulatto with an identity crisis
>leave mom to raise me alone
>come back and pretend everything is cool
FUCK OFF DAD
Daniel Perry
>Thriller movie
>The twist is the black kid has a father
Never saw it coming
Justin Diaz
Dude give up I'm not gonna call you """""dad""""", we have nothing in common, I hate the tri-annual doses of infantilization and dumbing down of western culture disguised as silly """"""heroic""""" fiction devoid of brain and spectacle, i'm not even dark-skinned
Cameron Carter
Sorry, I’m watching the latest Tyler Perry joint
Benjamin Brown
WHERE'S MY FUCKING DINDINS
Nathaniel Gray
REEEE GET OUT OF MY ROOM DAD FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Liam Price
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT
Evan Davis
>hey son, I'm just quickly ehm going to see the new avengers. Don't wait up
Aaron Parker
Heh, heh.
Aaron Russell
Not likely, father. I'm busy working on my latest application to the Screen Writers' Guild. I've been rejected four times now, but perhaps they'll understand that lack commercial and critical recognition should not imply a lack of talent and taste. I know a rube like you might not understand, but a sensitive mind such as mine can be poisoned by the senseless cacophony of a Hollywood blockbuster. No, no, I am much too busy with my labors. Now please, shut the door. You're violating the sanctitude of my chapel to knowledge and art.
Camden Reyes
WHERE ARE MY TENDIES ?!!!
TUMMY EMPTY IS HURTY !!
I WAS A GOOD BOI !
REEEEEEEEEEE
*throw my shitted diapers at his face*
Caleb Morgan
Shit, he really does looks like Dad
Landon Adams
Jesus christ son just get a job and get the fuck out of this house
Parker Martinez
>don't want to give any more money to capeshit
>friends invited me to watch it with them on friday
Levi Jenkins
>friend used to be huge marvelsöy
>he doesnt even want to watch this shit anymore
He's still inviting me to go play yugioh at a cardshop full of fat autists I fucking hate this weekend but at least we're not watching capeshit.
Chase Collins
A job?! What kind of ludicrous is that? I tried to get a job once, you should know. It was a dreadful affair. This timid little man with beady eyes and a swollen face kept pestering me with asinine questions;
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
"What kind of experience do you have with Excel?"
"Do you have reliable transportation?"
The whole affair was quite stressful. When it was all over I was quite nauseus and opted to use their restroom. I had that tacky sports coat mother purchased for me hanging on the stall door as I dry heaved, and would you know one of the crooks there stole it! I say, it's a good thing they never hired me, or anyone else really. I might have been shanghaied to work on a steamer in Calcutta. I'm sure you'd miss me then.
Go now, father. You're bringing about one of those head strains that Dr. Bershwitz told me to avoid.
Xavier Reyes
>yugioh
Based
Jayden Martinez
Who are you and where am I?
Ryan Howard
Minecraft? Really, grampa?
Dylan Cruz
>son when’s the last time you got laid?
Caleb Wilson
>my dad leaving the house
>my dad doing something
>my dad doing something with me
Leo Barnes
>tfw dad got me into comics
>tfw we saw every mcu movie together except black panther and captain marvel
>tfw we saw infinity war together 3 times
>tfw he passed away in December
I don't even care about these movies anymore but I feel like I should see it to get some sort of closure.
Mason Flores
Your dad had shit taste. Don't be like him