Reminder that the Free Willy cartoon had a cyborg for a villain

fucking why was there a free willy cartoon
who asked for this

90s and some 80s cartoons were like that, there were a lot of generic-feeling ones based on a popular movie in attempts to move a franchise and sell toys. They were charming in a way with how shameless they were.

What a fucking acid trip

>and a female seal that wants to fuck the human boy.

I need receipts, please.

Don't forget the villain has an army of Sludge Monsters as well

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Now I remember. They didn't dissolved on water somehow

>a female seal that wants to fuck the human boy
Is the seal at least hot?

How would he fare in the Captain Planetverse?

Probably wrecked by captain planet if he can't even handle Willy.

Kino

How was the Flipper cartoon?

Give it one or two decades and this will be considered "problematic''

>Reminder that the Free Willy cartoon had a cyborg for a villain.
It was the less weird thing about the free willy cartoon. Willy and the kid gotten Psychic powers and worked for the coast guard to fight pirates.

you jest, but you're gonna have to answer to all those vets coming back from WWIII with robot prosthetics.

Cyborg shaming was an issue in 80's and 90's

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This shit right here is what the 90's were all about.

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>and a female seal that wants to fuck the human boy.

So I didn't dream that.

And there were two sequels. Both with the same kid returning and every time they had to recreate the jump shot.

Loose seal.

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNFdZqte94aM3jDOuDlxK_EPuedZdEXHm
Apparently the first season was released on Amazon and iTunes back in 2011. There's a second season of eight episodes, but that's never seen a digital release.

Anyways, episode 107 focuses on Lucille, so you can check that out to see if she's worth a boning. If not, then at least stick around for the theme song. It's something else, that's for sure.

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can't wait to dab on the machine-trannies

There was a Free Willy cartoon?

I remember I had a VHS of this with like 3 episodes but the only one I remember is an episode where an evil giant squid appears and wants to kill Willy.

>and a female seal that wants to fuck the human boy.

How did that story arc resolve itself in the end?

>youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNFdZqte94aM3jDOuDlxK_EPuedZdEXHm

Is the human kid voiced by the guy that played Link in the 80s Zelda cartoon? That voice really doesn't fit that character.

I used to stare at the box of the old Rambo cartoon DVD set on the shelf where I worked all the time when I was a grocery bagger. It was right on the shelf next to some old PS2 games and other bad cartoon movies. That shelf never saw customer hands. The DVD cases were caked in dust. I almost wanna watch the Rambo cartoon to see if it deserved that fate, but part of me knows shit was on that shelf for a reason.

>a shitty movie about a kid freeing an orca had a tie-in cartoon where the bad guy is a rejected Captain Planet villain

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Apparently Lionsgate is proud enough of the cartoon that they copystrike any episodes on YouTube. Here's one that didn't get hit: youtube.com/watch?v=RSz-VChxeaI

>and a female seal that wants to fuck the human boy.
Lucille wanted that /ss/ super bad.

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>Apparently the first season was released on Amazon and iTunes back in 2011. There's a second season of eight episodes, but that's never seen a digital release.

All of season 1 is on youtube while all of season 2 is on Kimcartoon. Weird that they're broken up like that but who the fuck actually wants to watch this series, anyway?

>skip through this
>he fights an entire battleship for some reason, in a tiny boat like a scene straight out of some arcade shoot em up game
Based

They changed animation studios after season 1 and moved the voice cast from Toronto to Vancouver. 80s Link only voiced Jesse in season 2.

>Lucille a cute

Her thirst for human boy wiener is only a small part of it (it was her having the same voice as Lydia and Jubilee that did it for me).

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Would you club this seal?

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My penis is too small to use club as a euphemism for it, it would be more like twigging.

Objectively better than the movie.

Some ominous feelings makes me think this is gonna be the new FOTM.

Unless she's a selkie, a human penis will never satisfy her

tipical 90s villain that hates enviroment for no reason.
and thats how people dont take enviroment today serious

>dabbing on people with metal arms
You're looking for getting your bones broken, fleshboi

>Some ominous feelings makes me think this is gonna be the new FOTM.

Nah, everyone's still fapping it to the Glitch Techs girl. We're safe from 90s cartoon Seal-on-Shota lewds (for now).

Lucille's crush on Jesse is really weird in the show (for obvious and less obvious reasons). He saves her from a beer six-pack ring in an early episode and so she starts swooning over him and crushing on him. Then later one, we learn that because she's a "domesticated" seal and lives in a house with humans, she can't differentiate between herself and people. So she thinks seals and humans are the same species and therefor it's totally normal for her and Jesse to get married. Willy and Einstein (the dolphin) tell her she's insane but she doesn't seem to give a fuck and keeps going after Jesse (who is oblivious to her flirting).

...And then the show fucking DROPS it. To the point where in season 2, Lucille and Jesse make it a point to refer to each other as "family". It was like the writers realized partway through season 1 that this entire seal/boy romance was fucked up and needed to stop ASAP.

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>And then the show fucking DROPS it. To the point where in season 2, Lucille and Jesse make it a point to refer to each other as "family". It was like the writers realized partway through season 1 that this entire seal/boy romance was fucked up and needed to stop ASAP.

No fun allowed

To be perfectly fair to Lucille, Jesse climbed on her back and humped her a lot. Is it any surprise she felt led on?

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I wonder what they were going for in the first place.

>the Free Willy cartoon

Probably a myriad of reasons why most companies don't invest in an animated series based on a movie property anymore, and we're better off for it.

Its call to fame was that it killed the abc Sonic Cartoon.

No, that was Disney.

>tfw you will never get to experience the drugs the creators, writers, and CEOs tripped on to approve this show

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Not to the kids mate, I remember this was the show that took sonic's time slot.

A metal arm won't make you any stronger without replacing the muscles that hold it and move it. At most you could have a kung fu deathgrip, but there's probably a lot of oversight and controls to prevent that from happening. Obviously as a robotic arm company you don't want to be responsible for people crushing things or other people on accident.

Now they just make popular franchises into live action movies with "but in real life" 3D renders of the well known characters.

>I wonder what they were going for in the first place.

That's a really good question. Why DID the writers include a feral seal falling in love with a human boy in the show? For what purpose?

Some writer's fetish?

I have no idea.

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It's amazing that the cyborg captain Ahab is the LEAST insane part of this synopsis

Why does she wear a Carmen Sandiego fedora?

don't orcas eat the shit out of seals

In the episode she's trying to be more human so she can fit in better (and catch Jesse's eye). She ends joining Not Sea World and getting abused until Willy comes by and frees her. Willy did a lot of freeing in that show.

At the end of the episode, Lucille of course realizes that she's a seal, not a human, and the sea is her home... but then in the episodes immediately following, she's still got the hots for Jesse so that kind of makes it worse. She realizes that they're separate species but wants to fuck him anyway.

It's a weird running joke in the episode that whenever Lucille gets too sassy, Willy threatens to eat her.

(you people, I swear to god...)

Lucille's crush on Jesse was played super safe and super innocent. She was infatuated with him, but it never went beyond swooning over his heroics, playfully flirting with him when they're having fun, and a one-time conversation with Willy and Einstein where she told them she had the hots for Jesse and they laughed at her (which was HMMPHed at). Jesse was completely oblivious to any of Lucille's flirting because fuck you, people. She's a seal.

It was not lewd or zoophillic at all. And as already pointed out, the entire subplot was dropped by season 2.

it's not the first time a white man tries to colonize a seal
youtube.com/watch?v=NYbRQWbQ4q4

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This seal is awakening something deep inside of me that I thought dead long ago.

>you will never have a horny seal girl creep on you while you sleep

The 90s promised me things. Impossible things.

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>Lydia/Jubilee voice

Godammit...

Based Willy on thot patrol.

YOU JUST KNOW

Time to do what must be done, good sir.

And I just came from an Ecco thread not too long ago and now this. What are you doing to me, guys?!

The Rambo cartoon was just a G.I. Joe rip-off, there was nothing especially weird about it other than it using real guns (which never hit anyone) and the novelty of it being the first cartoon based on an R-rated film series.

>Time to do what must be done, good sir.

I hope you realize that whatever you draw will likely be the first piece of Lucille-from-Free-Willy fanart ever drawn by anyone ever.

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If you could talk to a seal and she said you could fuck her, would you? Be honest, co.

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Somebody needs to seal the deal.

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This looks like a smutty Canadian romance novel.

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Well, it was a Canadian cartoon.

>This looks like a smutty Canadian romance novel.

I know you're referring to that one where the woman fucks a bear and was a bestseller in Canada. I don't know what goes on up in that country, but they need help.

Have a ref for Luci on me, guys.

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This will come in handy as I spend the next 12 years begging for deliveries in the daily drawthreads.

I got the time for this. Just keep those refs coming.
Question is, who else is gonna join me?

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>a female seal that wants to fuck the human boy.

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you have my axe

In real life, seals often mistake divers in wet suits for other seals.

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Seals are also just super friendly in general and like to hang around humans because we leave a lot of food behind. They really are just wet, slippery dogs with flippers.

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MORE
CUSHION
FOR
THE
PUSHIN

>Enter thread expecting discussion about cyborgs

>Get thread about people wanting a shota to get fucked by a horny girl seal, instead

This is the worst board. Worse than /x/.

You could never understand their love.

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Despite many a drawbacks, gotta admire the gusto he shows in doing his damndest in making the deep waters as black as tar pits.

If yes, the purple fedora stays on while we're by the docks.

>Jesse was completely oblivious to any of Lucille's flirting because fuck you, people. She's a seal.

He knew. He just didn't want to make it awkward.

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>that scene

So Jesse is floating in an inner tube, reading the paper, when Lucille pops up between his legs, wedges herself tight against his crotch, and flirtatiously asks him to read her that day's Garfield strip (no, really).

You KNOW Jesse popped a boner and there was nothing he could do about it in that situation.

They look very, um, *passionate* together. Is this wrong?

So far during my time on this board, I have seen you people horn over a shampoo bottle, a chair, a piece of pizza, a knick knack from Miami, a maid who gets phrases wrong, and a non-disney princess with iron cheeks.

Are you all really that desperate, to fall in love with a seal?

You forgot that spoon from a month ago.

holy shit! look at this user, he's so cool! why can't everybody be like him? man, I wish I were you

...what...spoon?

We have people of all tastes in this board. You forget Anne from Batman, Star vs the forces of evil, Gravity Falls, Owl House, Ben 10, Eilowony, and most of the DC Super hero girls.
Given the thread OP is from Free Willy, you should throw in the Littlest Trashmaid.

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Patrick Stewart really got around back then

>...what...spoon?

Someone rediscovered a PSA from the 90s where a knife, fork and spoon rapped about healthy eating habits. Yea Forums thought the female spoon was sexy and much fanart followed.

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Oh god please no not now not a seal

yes!

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This is a quality delivery, user. It's one thing to be the only piece of fanart of this character in the world, but another for it to actually be good.

(but GOD this is weird)

>interesting thing about seals is you have ones where the males are much bigger like elephant seals and then you have ones with bigger females like monk seals

Welp, time to go free my willy...

>willy also spoke
This is why I come here

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should they join forces?

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Seals are just dogs, so they're exactly as playful, affectionate and friendly.

Is this a milestone? Has there ever been lewds or porn drawn of fucking Free Willy the Series before now?

It's actually pretty common for seals to hang out at beach hotels and lounge on the chairs. Most places let them too since it brings in more guests and/or they're protected in the area.

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Seals are super chill. They aren't afraid of people and aren't aggressive with them, either. I wish sharks didn't eat so many of them.

I wish sharks didn't eat humans, I want a pet shark

They're just water doggos

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youtube.com/watch?v=NXTkOs-wg2E

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Sharks are precious killing machines
>nose rubs are so powerful for them they will ignore food to get more
>works even on the largest great whites
>some even get attached to certain divers and territorial over their favored diver that they chase off other shark species

>Leopard Seal
>Leopard

Well yeah, THAT breed of seal is deadly, sure.

all seals are predators/carnivores

This is the fate of all threads on Yea Forums isn't it? Weird lewd deliveries of forgotten animal characters.

Dude basically was Black Manta mixed with Looten Plunder.

it used to be a lot more common several years back when they mods weren't so ban happy about animal characters

Look, we've already got a lewd of a bloody seal. Don't add another species to your degenerate tastes.

you are describing Lemon sharks, and actually there has been accidents while handling them because people are stupid, for example that time when a bunch of supermodels were taking photos underwater and one of them tried to grab one of the sharks and got her ankle bitten. or the guy with the moray eel who was feeding her sausages and got his finger eaten. is not okay to play with wild animals like that.

>Look, we've already got a lewd of a bloody seal.

I have a taste for lewds of the seal from Free Willy, now. Where can I find more?

Okay, YOU think of a recurring villain for Free Willy: The Animated Series.
Unless it's a selkie, all she's getting is head pats... unless that's her fetish, in which case nothing whatsoever.

>Okay, YOU think of a recurring villain for Free Willy: The Animated Series.

Reverse Willy. He's a white Orca with black spots and instead of wanting wales to be free, he wants to enslave children.

Jesus Christ, thank you user

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She's got a lotta chest meat.

Wew lad they knew how to make real cartoon villains back then.

I think it was just his own bad luck and being retarded that got him maimed, but he blamed Willy for it anyway.

I watched the scene on youtube. He tries to escape his sub in a pod but it goes off course and into the propeller. Really wasn't Willy's fault.

Orcas are well known for their ability to sabotage submarines.

what other shitty movies got cartoons nobody asked for

I'm so fucking mad I just realized that Lucille is a play on words, lu-seal, I'm fucking retarded goddammit

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Hot damn that's a great pic of Lucille, buddy. Are you down for another? I'm halfway though, debating on doing a green writeup or an RE Claire rendition on her based of the VA for the later piece. Anyone can chime in or do them otherwise.

>what other shitty movies got cartoons nobody asked for

Karate Kid?

youtu.be/pFz2ElerHnM

Replace "Willy" with "Kong" and you've got the bad guy from the recent King Kong cartoon.

The Free Willy cartoon had remained untouched and pure for 27 years because absolutely nobody watched it or remembered it. Then you had to come along and ruin everything by lewding the seal.

Dumb and Dumber. it was during that dark times when any movie Jim Carrey touched got a cartoon for some reason.

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Noting will stay pure, all must be corruption

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to be fair, the mask and ace ventura cartoon shows were pretty good

who the fuck asked for this

Three sequels

Anyone else remember a Siegfried and Roy cartoon?

Pretty sure I remember seeing it. Vaguely.

I did, never thought they were going to actually listen to my idea but there you go. I should have asked for more carebears

they look like they wouldnt be out of place in dexter's lab

you mean this?

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No, a hand drawn cartoon. They're like, thieves in some fantasy world who end up saving it from evil or something.

youtube.com/watch?v=pq4Kgc_EN9c

It's a communication issue, I can't wait until someone develops an NN-based app that watches an animal's movements and alerts even idiots to times when they're in danger. That way, you can be as lovey-dovey primate-pet-y as you want when they're chill.

On that note, does anyone else think it's weird how much humans are into petting things? Like, it's one of the few behaviors that's hardwired into us, we have to teach our offspring not to just go pet and hug dangerous shit.

I would not be surprised at all if you were somehow talking about Pirates of Dark Water, considering the aesthetic.

Double Dragon, I really doubt anyone watched the movie or wanted a cartoon, probably only the people who played the game understood what even the fuck was that thing.

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Apparently not.

Hrm. Wonder if its any good.

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Thats...huh.

youtube.com/watch?v=khykYjeiFno

This looks better than it has any right to be.

Still better than the Karate Kid remake starring Will Smith's son.

Wasn't even based off the movie.

Man, it was so fucking toyetic, but it was pretty fucking cool.

>Neverending Story cartoon

I assume they're still making episodes to this day with no signs of stopping?

literally nobody asked for that

From what I can find it was a four episode mini series. Quality over quantity it seems.

Will Smith did

Holy fuck, it looks like actual budget and effort went into that thing. WHY!? Some poor Jap probably died at his drawing table working 23 hour shifts to make that thing. And for what!?

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTrHbPFVv8WEHD1fknRmPUooYdZICgdu
Here's the whole thing in six parts, plus two extra videos of them in real life and not animated. I guess it aired as a TV movie and then went to video. That's just my guess, tho.

Free willy was my favourite movie when I was a kid why didn't I know about this?

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youtube.com/watch?v=b45uOx99ke0

Because it didn't get much promotion? I seem to recall it airing in the very first slot of ABC's Saturday morning, where show don't get much attention.

Was waiting for this.

childhood trauma blocking uncle touchy

I both loathe and respect the confident corniness of the Saturday Supercade theme song.

>uncle touchy
It wasn't an uncle it was my grandpa fucking my mom while I was trying to watch what's with andy.

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>Mantecore

I think we found out why Roy was attacked...

>Because it didn't get much promotion?

That's not true, though! The cast of Boy Meets World did a half-hour TGIF special promoting the upcoming ABC Saturday Morning Cartoon line-up which was Reboot, Bump in the Night and Free Willy. It got a lot of promotion! Free Willy probably just fell by the wayside because its shitty animation paled in comparison to stop-motion and cutting edge CG. Also, one episode of that shit was enough to convince most kids to drop it faster than a Bubsy pilot.

came here to post this

Or that, yes.

Oh! Anyone remember when Bruce Willis had his own cartoon?

kid me watched bump in the night and the sonic cartoon on abc
pretty sure i was more of a fox kid

Yea Forums in a nutshell

dunno, evolution?

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Kickass theme song, though.

I don't know how I could make it work with a seal other than me being the bottom and being the bottom sucks.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q4n7XPREW1Y

I don't think even black people watched that shit.

It was about 2-3 years behind the times in terms of the style, which is of course the death knell for a cartoon aimed at 6-10 year olds. Waynehead did better by being a little more timeless aesthetically while having a theme song that was style contemporary.

youtube.com/watch?v=j0wkHixS6iA

Man, this show was as exciting as watching paint dry.

the resemblence is uncanny

Nah man Waynehead was dope.

Ace Ventura, but that feels like an exception to the rule, considering the character was very much a cartoon in its own right.

ace ventura wasnt a shitty movie
the cartoon wasnt shitty either

>wasn't shitty

I never said it was, I was just affirming that nobody asked for an Ace Ventura series.

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They retconned the mauling part real quick, since it was pretty obvious it wouldn't be all that nice to have it implied that Willy would hurt a human like that. Early on he says that Willy ate his arm and wounded his face, but a few episodes later Stone would have a flashback where it was shown that he was doing something bad in his submarine when Willy showed up and managed to slam the submarine hard enough that it cracked and started sinking; Stone then escaped the submarine in a emergency escape pod, and Willy thought that the pod was a missile or something like that and warded it off with his tail, sending the pod to the propeller of another of Stone's ships. The propellers destroyed the pod, severed his arm and disfigured the right side of his face.

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Ace Ventura was a good movie and the cartoon was... passable, at least. Now there was a Dumb & Dumber cartoon that was REALLY shit.

Problem Child had a cartoon.

It's 1:22, I'm 33 and here I am fapping to Lucille the seal. I'm sure my family is proud of me.

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goddammit Yea Forums

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The only character that looked anything like the film it was based on was Peabody, and maybe Junior's dad. Everyone else was like completely alien.

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Stay tuned for more seal lovin's to come then, fellow user.

To be fair the joke that most of the Miami PD couldn’t tell a man from a woman was pretty funny still

Why? No really, why?

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for fuck's sakes Yea Forums cant you just go back to lewding Pleaky or something?

hey boco, how youse doin my negro?

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I swear everything got a cartoon in the 90s.

MIB, Toxoc Avenger, Evolution, Ghostbusters, Free Willy, cant remember if TMNT came before or after the cartoon.

There is more I just cant think from the top of my head.

DUCKS

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is this snake bitch a tranny or a kike?

Oh fuck, I just remembered that. Best part was the fembot minion.

Also, Netflix gave Spy Kids a cartoon and will give us a Jurassic World one as well.

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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes,
Conan
Little Shop of Horrors
MC Hammer had one where he had magic shoes
Highlander
Crash Test Dummies
Ace Ventura
Tales from the Crypt

Least we forget about the fact that Battletech/Mechwarrior had its own cartoon series, which the game creators themselves wrote out of the main cannon by saying that it was a poorly made pro-innersphere propaganda show

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Engage!

Good Work! Can't finish mine till tomorrow. Keep the keep going till I return with more seal goodies and more.

It was a pretty good show for what it was.

>Pain is an illusion, an illusion that really hurts!

Sea lion females are my favorite

>someone drew "fuck me" eyes on a seal

I am tired of this world; these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.

Reminds me of how the Ultimate Iron Man guys wrote Orson Scott Card's batshit blue superbrain Tony comic out of existence by saying it was a weird unlicensed anime in universe.

The Ace Ventura cartoon had a crossover with The Mask cartoon. There really was a brief window of time where Jim Carrey was the biggest star in the world.

>Attack of the Killer Tomatoes,
For the most of my life I didn't know that one was based on a movie.

Did it have an ending, or at least they found the former leader who was dragged to the limbo?

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/trash/ is leaking again

what a smug seal

>horny seal girl

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I expect the vagina to be in between her two rear flippers because they look like legs, but of course it's probably somewhere further north up there in the middle of all that mess.

>Look guys, this cartoon based off of a (somewhat) grounded 90s movie franchise is fucking preposterous!
>Neat.
>...It also has a girl-seal that relentlessly hits on the human shota protag.
>NIGGAYOUWHAT–I mean, go on.

Every fucking time, Yea Forums

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Leopard Seals are the direwolves of the sea. Apparently a 13ft female mistook a diver for a scrawny younger seal and kept trying to feed him penguins

>Ace Ventura crossover with The Mask
And yes, the mask fell onto Ace's ass and it became its own character for about 5 seconds.

This thread reminds me why we're all the way we are, as the 90s were fucking weird. I can only imagine what the kids of the oughties and 2010s are going to be like in 20 years.

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>Every fucking time, Yea Forums

Is there more than 1 cartoon where a feral seal girl wants to fuck a young human boy?

More that Yea Forums drags up some old, obscure cartoon and a forgotten waifu is rediscovered. he fact that this one is a seal makes it only marginally more absurd than most threads like this

People who want to fuck animals should be shot in the head.

>They look very, um, *passionate* together. Is this wrong?

Their love is for the judgment of God and God alone.

The last season of Ace Ventura was fucking dogshit, tho. Animation got stiffer, the art style was cheap af and the plots/jokes were garbage. They had a fucking STAR WARS parody, ffs.

Yeah, I used to watch Ace Ventura in the early mornings before going to school. It was in reruns by then on Nickelodeon, I think. But I recall the offputting switch to that last season and not being able to stand it.

>The ass becomes its own character

I don't know why this is so funny to me

>The 90s promised me things. Impossible things

If you think about it, the 90s only promised you that you could fuck animals (Swat Kats, Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, this Free Willy shit). That's doable. At least the decade didn't promise you shit like flying cars and hoverboards the way the 80s did.

Grow the fuck up

Yeah, we're talking about the Free Willy cartoon, here.

>> Animesque opening
Definitely an '80s DiC/Saban/Columbia Joint

You defiled that show and my dignity.

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>intro animation is extremely high quality

I'm going to guess that the actual episodes of Karate Kid looked like incomprehensible dog shit, right?

But why the pasties? Seals don't have nipples there!

pointless censoring is funny

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meant for

>But why the pasties?

Why the fishnet flipper stocking? Why anything?

Here's an update on Ol' Luci.

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And since you said Ducks...

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Goddamn, this is more offensive to my mind than that Chris Hemmsworth deepfake.

Requesting Lucille getting Jesse drunk for unsavory reasons.

Taking them out is only a clone stamp away you know

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Requesting an annoyed Jessie carrying a drunk Lucille to her quarters; Lucille is babbling about all the dirty things she wants to do with him.

Huh, you are right, they would fit well into the first seasons.

I remembered her so differently, it seems.

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I guess getting drunk is the only way anyone would fuck a seal.

>Chris Hemmsworth deepfake
This?
youtube.com/watch?v=JmlxYnpewbE

Knowing Yea Forums, there are people right here, right now, that are so desperate they would be willing to make a seal drunk so it would want to have sex with them.

Where can I acquire a seal...?

I hope it bites your dick off.

I WARNED YA!

DIDNT I WARN YA?!?

At first glance thought this was Deathlok showing up in the 90s spidey cartoon

It was only the possible outcome.

Nah, Lucille still isn't a FOTM. We'd need more than 1 drawfag delivery.

Every cartoon in the 90s had to have mutants and cyborgs because of TMNT. The fucking 90s Speed Racer cartoon had mutants in it.

Fine. Robo-punch it is then.

Go look on /gif/. You'll know what I mean.

I think John Astin reprised his role for the cartoon from the movie.

All the stuff that didn't make sense in the cartoon? Actually explained in the movie.

You mean Bruno the Kid?

I remember it existed... but it was syndicated on a channel that while local... we were just outside their broadcast rangge...

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Going from the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes cartoon and THEN watching Attack/Return of the Killer Tomatoes was bizarre. Like, the little kid character from the cartoon was an adult in the movie, and the tomato-girl wasn't his friend but his fucking nympho girlfriend that kept going on about blowjobs and karma sutra throughout the whole movie.

So weird that the cartoon people took THAT dynamic and decided "let's make the guy a little kid but keep the girl as a total babe". Weird Hollywood people.

youtube.com/watch?v=LcNHIRM4gRI
All I could find

Lot of VAs in that show.

He never did, which was weird given that he'd fit right into the whole "science gone wrong" milieu of that cartoon's antagonists.

Yeah, that!

I remember he sang the theme song too. He’s kinda obsessed with being a singer...

>I can only imagine what the kids of the oughties and 2010s are going to be like in 20 years.

Normal, functional contributors to society who steer clear of imageboards known for promoting degeneracy?

>Normal, functional contributors to society who steer clear of imageboards known for promoting degeneracy?

You're talking about Millennials, user. The Steven Universe Generation. They don't even know what gender they are.

I am disturbed by Yea Forums's enthusiasm for this, though not surprised.

>I am disturbed by Yea Forums

I'm thinking you haven't been here long enough.

Yes, by Yea Forums standards, a cartoon seal as a waifu is pretty normal.

Second season was weaksauce. They hyped up Shadow Khan to be this Thanos tier threat when in reality he's pennystore Scarecrow with a weakersauce weakness : cats and dogs. No magical or mutant cats and dogs. Just plain cats and dogs.

I just don't get why they killed off Abobo in the pilot and never brought him back. He's one of the main villains!

This art is gross, but I guess that's appropriate, since the character came from a gross-looking show.

This
I get that the stories were good and the characterization was alright, but it was always so hideous I could never get into it.
Ditto Wild Thornberries, though Nigel was still the best part of the show because he was so over-the-top ugly that he looped back around to awesome

>Daniel jumps onto a moving torpedo
thats some project A-lo shit right there

>this thread is still here

STOP.

The 90s were an extreme and RAD time where everything became a cartoon and all those cartoons had to appeal to the same audience of kids and everyone else watching Saturday morning cartoons.

To be fair, this is co's SECOND most feral fotm.

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Depends on your definition of "feral", since one could arguably consider Coco more "grey area" than anything.

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