Avengers Endgame

Here's a fully detailed synopsis of the movie and some misc details.

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Do the people who died before the snap come back or just the snap victims?

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Just the snap victims

Why would people before the snap come back?
Yes, user. They brought back Kennedy and Lincoln and Elvis

I saw the movie and Dr. Strange is dumbed down really bad. There is no fucking way that 1 in 14 million chances bullshit excuse can justify his inaction in the final battle.

its all so preposterous

And the worse thing about it is that all the niggers that died from the snap, came back.

More jobless cunts to drain the country's wealth.

>captain marvel kills thanos
>looks at the camera and says "the white penis is an instrument of oppression"
>takes the magic glove
>makes all the characters female niggers
>their periods synchronize
>drumpf gets impeached
>stan lee is dead so all the cameos are people with blue checkmarks on twitter
>post credits scene is don cheadle in his tranny shirt nigger lecturing the audience about "punching up"

I obviously meant the people who died in infinity war before the snap retard

He did exactly what needed to be done for things to work. It's like you don't even understand causality

No, dumbass. Again, why would they?

causality is white

yep
it's stupid

Spoiler: it's shit

How the fuck should I know that's why I came to the leaks thread to ask about it you smooth brain

a masterpiece! I clapped, I am literally shaking right now #killwhitemen #femalepower #blacklivesmattermore #allahuakhbar

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is Gamora still dead?

It a fucking comic book film for 9 year olds, dipshit.

no they bring the gamora from the past

>after 1 hour of continuously shot epic battle Thanos finally gets his hand back on the Infinity gauntlet
>"This time, let's do it right!"
>*looks at the camera, winks and snaps
>the entire continent of Africa disappears
>all the Wakandans self detonate
wow, really didn't expect that one!
glad to see that Rousseau brothers are getting some inspiration from Raimi

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she gets snapped probably, i believe that's what gog3 is about + fat cunt thor

Well it's possible now that apparently Loki is alive in another dimension or some shit, they changed like 5 different timelines. Now that time travel's involved literally everyone's alive whenever they want.

Yes and no

Please post the webms anons.

lmao can't they keep going back and bringing the red vial shit.
unlimited time travel

Pull a Snape kills Dumbledore prank and ruin their fun.

So tell me what's stopping Strange from making clones and decapitating Thanos head with his portal?

So can we be done with Marvel shit now?

Their main cash cow characters aren't there anymore.

careful what you wish for

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Connor sacrifices himself so his son has enough power to kill the villain.

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Do you have the pic of hulk dabbing?

Thanks user. Post the others as well.

k

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Theres a tweet claiming theres a gay character explicitly in it. Who is it?

Avengers Endgame (2019) HC HDCAM 720p [Love Rulz]

Saw the movie this morning and i have no recollection of this being true. But it might have been subtle and i didnt understand it.

YASS QUEEN SLAY

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>all girls team features spiderman

what did they mean by this

thanos use the gauntlet a second time and turns 50% of life in the universe gay. 138min of the movie is straight up gayporn.

the director in the support group scene says he started dating again and its a man hes referring to

Pretty sure she remains dead. She was nowhere to be seen in the end in Quill's ship

what am i seeing here? looks like a blur with short blonde hair

If they can go back in time or what the fuck ever and save people the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie, now that Gunn is back, should be Thor hanging out with the Guardians and them getting Yondu back Search For Spock style. Those are the only movies in this capeshit series I ever really like and that would be a cool way for them to bring back one of the best characters.

was this filmed on a potato?

Thanos the Dyke killer.

Thanks, but who?

Did he really said "I'm inevitable"?

of all the capeshit movies I got dragged too I didnt want to see dr strange the most

turned out i liked it more then all the others, i was also high af

Wasp's entrance was hot ngl

It's a literal who, completely unimportant character.

Where's the webm of the Tony death scene

Fuck this faggoty shit

At the end of the movie a portal opens and out comes Jane Foster who had been super powered by by Thor's Sperm, her dad Bill Foster as Goliath, his ward Ghost and he also took care of Ant man's daughter orphaned by the snap and built her a Pym suit and she is Gigantess setting up a new Team the Foster Family. Goliath and Gigantess fist bump with Thanos head in between

WHY WON'T YOU NAME HIM THEN RETARD

>I'M A SINGLE LADY
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Powerful.

I keep doing this in the bathrooms at work and normies keep crossing it out
they will never stop me

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>Wasp leading it
Cap. Toenail BTFO!!!!!!!

We /ss/ now boys

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Steve got pegged.

Can't find hulk dab sadly

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>Kneel before the woman.
Can't imagine how much she loved that.

thats the moment

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>Private tracker is filled with like a dozen versions of this bullshit that look like they were filmed on a toaster and have moonrune subtitles for third worlders, one of them even filmed the 3D version

For what fucking reason? There is one that looks maybe watchable if you just drank everclear. Can't these pirating fucks just put a GoPro on their chest and get good quality? They're like 50 dollars, and you don't have to film it on your iphone and no one will see it.

It's ALL THE SINGLE LADIES you stupid Jew.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHAT NOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT GLOWING HAHAHAHAHAA

I hope deadpool realizes how bad and cringey mcu is, that he will time travel and prevent disney from buying fox and prevent this mess.

Most of the places where the "people" are pirating this to sell $50 can unironically buy you one and a half women from their parents to keep for life as a sex slave. No joke, watch the documentary "Whores Glory". I doubt they care too much about high quality when they can just burn trash and sell it on the streets for a dollar each.

Iron man and antman make appreciations of cap's ass

>"You look GREAT, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass."
>salutes
Fucking Ant-man saved this movie.

Just saw this, ama.

There is exactly one thing I want to know.
When Tony dies, does he get to say "With Great Power, comes Great Responsibility" to Peter?

Pic related is just random image so people actually look at this post.

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Here u have, the whole movie xmovies08 . ru/watch-avengers-endgame-movie-2019-1080p-hd-online-free/watching.html?episode_id=125068&s=drserver

>time travel
It's all so tiresome

>Elvis
He's mentioned in the end credits, not sure of the when or why.

LET'S CALL HIM BOB BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING NAME YOU FUCKING RETARD

I'm not certain but I think Katherine Langford plays Cassie Lang.

can i get sued if i spam this shit all over twitter?

i had 20/20 vision until I saw the endgame leaks

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Wow do adults actually watch this

Stark deserved better.

What about people who died because someone else got snapped away? Like a bus driver got snapped and bus crashed

No. But they have a good moment right when Spidey comes back.

>iron Man became the mandarian
POETRY!!!!!!!!!

The Gamora from infinity war is still dead but when they go back in time they being forward the Gamora before GOTG to replace her

I fucking wish

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I have sen some good ones but i think that is with the theater staff involved and they have a good camera mounted down and a empty theater or high enough and isolated from the sound of the crowed

How the fuck do they not alter the present day at all when they go back in time? All that shit they did should have drastically changed everything in the present. Why didn’t present Nebula fade from existence when past Nebula got ded? Didn’t these hacks ever watch Back to the Future?

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Thor gives throne up to Valkyrie.
Everything else is so convoluted.

This is why time travel is stupid as fuck

>Arabic subs
Is the leak a terror attack?

They hand wave it by listing a bunch of movies with time travel (Back to the Future, Terminator, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure) and saying they're all bullshit and this is real quantum whatever.

How stupid are you? Time isn't a straight line.

Watch interestellar

>Time is not made of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round

What? Watch interestellar.

I just came back from seeing this shit in the cinema. FUCK ME REEE. I FELL FOR THOSE HOLLYWOOD JEW TACTICS ONCE MORE. what a fucking SJW cringe fest.

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they literally explain this in the movie. Its a quip scene. Hulk explains to everyone that it doesnt work that way like in Back to the Future (he literally mentions the movie) and many other movies.
He says when you go back into the past it becomes your future so you can't change the past (the timeline you started from)

Well that’s fucking retarded and still makes almost no sense. Also Cap sat on his ass for 50 years not bothering to fix any of the other shit that happens in the movies like saving his best friend from more Nazi brainwashing shenanigans

Captain marvel's scenes for endgame were made before her own movie so she is somewhat less annoying.

>still makes almost no sense
it makes a lot of sense. When you travel from where you are now into the past. The you that just made the post is in the past compared to the you that traveled to the past. Time is linear.

But if I watch it I have no reason to get out of bed this week end, but i'll save $20 and can get another sword

unironically based

Smart Hulk is full of shit, they racked up a lot of cosmic debt and the Bill always comes due

>>right at the moment of the snap thanos enters their new reality
but doctor strange said their reality was the only reality with a good outcome. if he searched them all, why didn't he find a reality where tony gets the glove from thanos in the first place?

The only retarded thing here is yourself.

Learn to read moron, the post you reied to told you that you can't change the past. Why would captain chuck bother doing anything?

Because he didn't search them all.

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>middle finger snap

Based

Can someone post screenshots not webms of Thor and Captain America?

That movie fucked me up. The female pimp in Bangladesh buying the little girl from her mom for twenty bucks to add to her harem while the little girl just looks on all sad and the mother is only concerned with trying to get an extra two bucks for her kid. Fucking Hell man, talk about a movie that will make you glad you weren't born in one of those shitholes. I wish we could Thanos snap all of them.

>that right fuckboi don't even think of looking directly at the alpha female

THOR PLAYS FORTNITE

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Anyone got a screenshot image of Thor?

So is black widow getting a movie or what

He browses Yea Forums

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Watch back to the future

Only if you're a Brit.

>is the character who dies going to have a movie?

Holy shit. This movie was utter garbage. I have never seen so many time related plot holes in a single movie. Plus, the audience was full of dumb kids clapping about everything.

Thor never played fortnite

Falcon is the new Captain Murica BTW.

Ur mom plays fortnight

yeah

There's only one way this could work. Like they said at the start, if you change the past it becomes your future, meaning you create a new timeline. Nothing you can do in the past will affect the original timeline. The only outcome of timetravel was to get the stones and wish back the people, nothing was altered, nothing changed. This means the ressurected people have 5 years less than the survivors, Spidey friends must have died too or they wouldn't be in school anymore. (Spidey school setting is a huge pain in their scenaristic ass by the way)

So why bother returning the stones ? Because now there's a new timeline created by their timetravel, a different reality who needs the stones (OT will have some troubles going without them btw) for stuff like Dormammu.

But now because of young Nebula, there's a significative difference between the two timelines, making them definatly different: no Thanos. It's unclear if Gamora went back (she's not on the Guardian ship during Thor take over) but removing Thanos and most likely the Guardians change things. The most important stuff I can think off is Quill's father plot to destroy Earth and several other planets. Also who stopped Ronan ? I guess Captain Marvel is the answer to both.

Now old Steve is the problem. He shouldn't be able to wait in the past and comeback to the OT by getting old. There's 2 solutions for that.
> the machine did bring him back (when he wanted) at the end of his life so he could pass on the title. The fact he teleported to a nearby rock being just a random occurence of the timemachine being weird.
> he used multiple jumps to fix the other timeline as planned but then jumped again to join an unaltered timeline who merged with the OT, meaning he did hide himself all those decades doing nothing so he could fuck his girl and cuck some random marine

I think first solution is better.

That one is true.

Just saw the movie. Really good. Worthy ending.

I didn't get the references about Captain America's ass.

uhh...
*shill head explodes*

Despite being Captain America he will be responsible for over 50 percent of the crime in the country.

storytelling

The Ancient One says how her reality isn't benefiting or whatever. Alternate realities is what's happening here. I hope Feige gets me too'd for this because time travel is too convoluted for the average apes comprising the audience and there's going to be retarded arguing over this for fucking ever

How does this explain Cap?

Thanos is the better fighter. If you think about it nobody defeated him in combat, even in this movie

Should’ve been Bucky

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The matriarchs protect the injured kid. Kinda cute desu.

See

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Yes. he Believes he wins in every timeline (and they said in the last movie he does)

Didn't she know if she waited a few more years she could have sold her to a 5chan incell looking for a Waifu for $500

One more solution. He placed back the stones/Mjolnir, and went to the 50s to fuck Atwell. An alternate 50s, because it being their 50s and muh he was Peggy's husband all along (in their reality) makes no sense. After living out his life there in that other reality/whatever filler stories Feige might shove in there through Disney+/future cameos, he returns back to his reality/timeline.

This also explains how he has the shield again (when Thanos had cracked their reality's shield) and also why Bucky seemed to know Cap was going away for a long time.

Hold the fuck up, this doesn't make any sense
> "soul stone requires sacrifice of the one you love the most"
> Hawkeye on revenge spree because of love to his wife & children
Since when did he love her more than his family? and why?

jews and therefore feminsim were a mistake

I really hope that's not the end of Thanos, because that's a retarded way for him to finish. Then again, that's the MCU and If they did bring him back, I don't expect a consistent Magus Storyline or some shit.

but interstellar fucking sucks

does Cap die?

checked and understood, that actually makes sense

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I hate the fact that the whole point in IW is that Thanos won due to being the only one able to sacrifice and in this movie THEY STILL HAVEN'T LEARNT ANYTHING and they don't change.

Who was that young man, standing alone , at Starks funeral

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Captain Nigger

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Yes, three times, user

She would be the next best thing. they are best friends and his kids even call her auntie im pretty sure

Do Nebula and Tony fuck while stuck in space?

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Fucking shield was made of cardboard

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unfortunately no

His familly was dead ATM so Natacha was the next best thing

Don't you mean Captain Niger? The Captain's are named after countries after all, like Captain Britain

CAN someone explain how Thanos is wearing gauntlet but then its on Tonys hand?

That kid from Iron Man 3

Nanotheft.

They all sacrifice something you retard

The fate of every manlet.

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Your eyes are fucked

This movie truly is too much for brainlets such as you.

Is it not blatantly obvious to people that the last few years have been replacing white heroes with darkies and bitches? This movie is a funeral for the straight white male. Same thing Star Wars is doing. It's not a fucking coincidence and it's sadly reflecting today's reality.

The young boy he bought as a surrogate for Peter that he used to play "Cave Explorer" with and make him shot web.

It's hilarious how Pepper suddenly becomes female iron man and fight alongside everyone. They didn't even set that up in the first arc or anything. What a shitshow of a movie.

this sounds like a clusterfuck, is it at least "just turn off our brain" enjoyable as infinity war was?

Funeral for a friend

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where is the streaming link bros

Yeah

Someone didn't watch Ironman 3

Tony legit said he's making her one in the first act.

This movie is significantly worse than Infinity War

Except the ever getting kissed part.

That was a nice camera work

It was her anniversary gift

>people pay money to watch this shit
>some "men" will even get emotional
Our ancestors are doing gymnastics in their graves

So is this the last movie for Chris, Robert, and emsworth?

so are the black heroes gonna BLACK peppers now that tony is gone

I did. But nowhere was it established that pepper has her own suit or that she is the kind of character to don the suit and join the fight (a la war machine)

What I find hilarious is that, when Cap gives Falcon the shield, the latter looks at Bucky like wanting his approval, and Bucky nods. It was fucking forced and stupid. Bucky should've been the next Cap.

tony loves himself the most so he died

Bucky didn't want that shit. It ain't how he roles

That was not a set up. It was a throwaway line at best.

the Falcon guy doesn't even have superpowers, right?

There's a torrent at TPB. It's the one with 600+ seeders. It's safe, so don't worry, I dl it. It looks like shit, but it's better than to pay for this shit.

then what the fuck is this scene about? > that hair cut
reminder why you should never marry a white liberal woman

fellas, why does old cap not warn the avengers about thanos? he had no problem telling his past self that Bucky was alive.

Hemsworth is gonna still do Thor shit and apparently hang out with the GotG which is awesome because Thor fits in with them well and those movies are actually not shit.

Correct.

Thor is probably gonna be in Gotg3, at least as cameo. Hulk is gonna be around as support character. That's pretty much it.

Seriously, what do you do during movies ? Thid was all explained

search for 'cant wait to see endgame' on twitter, sort by newest and dump spoilers

tony made a gauntlet of his own
however he does take all the stones from Thanos' gauntlet in a fraction of a second and Thanos doesn't even realize
it's all retarded

Well whatever, this nanoshit can make anybody a supersoldier now

It's even stupider when they have all the females team up for their typical, diversity quota. I'm glad the MCU will end one day, maybe we'll get a proper Thanos storyline when Marvel decides to stop being SJW cucks one day. Only wishful thinking.

Didn't she get some freaky super powers in the film?
Why would she need a suit?

I am an INCEL, i HATE women and CAPTAIN MARVEL, will i like this movie? I just want to see her being BTFO by Thanos or anyone, that would make me happy enough to see the movie.

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Watch the fucking movie

Also i've heard people complaining there's no post credit scene. How can you not understand why there's none after watching the last 15 minutes ?

Nigga what?

she only has 3 mins of screen time and does a bit in the end but nothing major. Its an incel approved movie.

they dedicate a whole scene to the female heroes teaming up around Captain Marvel

Because without a suit she would be an endlessly regenerating useless woman. With the suit she can do some damage

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Hopefully Rocket

The only way I'm paying to see this shit is if Wasp and Scarlet Witch dyke out and then Thor walks in and gives them both the BIG ASGARDIAN COCK and creampies them both and then the two chicks swap creampies with deep passionate kisses.

Does that happen?

She takes an headbutt from Thanos without flinching or messing her dyke haircut. Then Thanos use the power gem and BTFO her.

Ms. Marvel is only in the movie for a few minutes and its nothing meaningful

When will they learn...

Yes it does

Yes

Except Thor is fat now

I feel like this isn't even really a spoiler. RDJ's contract is up and unrenewed, and iron man is the best character to kill off, leaving other to keep the MCU running. I feel like everyone subconsciously knows iron man gets offed.

In a support group meeting that cap's at one of the guys says "my husband"

Most cringe-worthy moment in the entire movie and totally unnecessary. Anyone with a vagina and a bush rally next ms marvel for a spice girls photo op

The pretty cool thing is Thor joining the Guardians. That's an interesting addition to the team.

> they establish a new romance between the two
> takes place within a frame of days prior to the trip
capeshit fanfic is the worst

She came in and destroyed Thanos' war fleet in a few seconds by going through it like butter while all the other heroes on the ground cheerimg her on for saving them.

I honestly don't know why they are trying to make Captain Marvel the biggest Mary Sue character they possibly can. Even Superman is not this OP.

Just came back. It was pretty good and a fine end IMO

OP who posted the pic. The entire cafeteria was fucking SEETHING. I screamed "BLACK WIDOW DIES" I feel like the joker

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So how comes Marvel was so bitchy about spoilers when basically nothing unexpected happens?

The ancient one was somehow surprising but didn't really do a thing and the rest was just obvious.

Nice. Gonna have my mom iron my sweatpants so I look extra good and go see it tonight then.

wasp give me boner, goddamn

Close. It's Bannerhulk sinking the cucumber into black widow and then black widow from the past gets involved

can someone PLEASE tell me when hulk dabs
i have a camrip and never watched capeshit in my life
but this shit sounds too surreal to be true

So the last ending scene with Cap dancing with his 3D waifu is that an alternate timeline or did we just see a glimpse of what he did when he traveled back? I'd imagine it's the same one as he returns as a old guy after living out his life with her.

That doesn't sound like a very central character.

>caring this much about dabbing
Just leave

When taking photos with the children in the beginning I think

>Bitches whine about wanting an A-Force movie
>This already looks shitty as fuck

nah, they fell for multiverse meme

when some zoomers ask to take a selfie with him, he dabs afterwards

also thor's xeno friends are seen playing fortnite, and thor shit talks into the mic at some toxic zoomer

I recommend watching the entire movie instead of reading some spoilers here or taking stuff out of context. Glad I just watched it so I can talk about it without worrying about spoilers. Although apart from Iron Man dying there's not much to spoil.

Somewhere at start. Maybe 30-45min.

>Watch kids movie.
>Complain about kids.

Honestly, from reading the spoilers, it sounds they were too careful about killing anyone off *(Apart from Natasha and Tony) and is less tense, if there was any tension, compared to IW.

Fuck off you twelve year old zoomer faggot. You just ensured you're gonna spend the rest of school friendless and a virgin to be LE EBIN JOKESTER MOVIE SPOILER XD. I'm sure you'll look back at that moment when you're 30 and alone and not regret being such a turbofaggot at all. The only people that are bigger faggots than the no spoilers or it will ruin my life queers are you homos who ruin shit for people on purpose just because you don't like it yourself. You're not cool or funny, you're cringey and you're gonna end up getting your ass kicked by some capeshit Chad and then raped by a pack of wild niggers and it will be your fault.

So with everyone returning back but still five years after, wouldn't that effectively make their non snapped friends and family five years older? And what about their own age since they'd in some sense still be five years older calendar wise? I wonder how this will work out.

How can anyone watch this movie and not be hugely disappointed. Especially after an amazing part 1 in Infinity War.

Iron Man using the gems

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There's only two inconsistent things for me:

Why was Ancient Tilda Swinton in NY's Sanctum Sanctorum? Isn't she supposed to be in the Himalayas?

Also, if time travel really just puts you in the past of another dimension, why was old Steve Rogers in the main timeline?

X-men original cast go the happy ending and mcu originals got shit

nah, thats main timeline.

I do wish we get to see more of the snap effect being talked about rather than a few words. How much it affected infrastructure and the way of life, and so on.

Is he drinking Irn Bru?

Hulk doing the snap to revive everyone

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I mean, it's a dumb kids movie, what did you actually expect? Honestly, did you really waste money, started walking to your specific theater room of choice, and thought "Alright, how is this movie, directed by the people who did "You, me, and Dupree going to handle the Marvel Characters?"

Did you bother asking yourself that question, user? You could have read Infinity Quest (The source material, which is better, and was written in a time before Marvel got cucked) and be done with it.

Any footage of Steve fighting his past self?

so did Nebula and Tony fucked as a last wish sort of thing in the ship before CM appeared and saved them?

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>bringing up that it's a kids movie
>mentioning comics as if they are any better

Friendly reminder that this movie referenced A Wrinkle In Time as a legit "time travel movie", alongside Terminator and all the other ones.
Why is nobody talking about this?

This. At least do it on Twitter to tofugolem blue hairs if you're gonna do it at all. Not your classmates who are now going to make school even more hell for you than it already was you dumb faget.

>captain feminism now has hillary clinton haircut

Fuck it all

>Any footage of Steve fighting his past self?
That's America's Ass™

how the fuck does he manage to get the stones off?

desu, how didn't he realise the lack of them before the snap?

How did Thanos not notice the gems were gone? Like, they're supposed to be this flowing power through him, everytime he puts on or uses the gems you can see him grimace in pain.
How did he not notice?

Time travel is the ultimate cop out. I cant believe that spanning across 22 movies, they end it with time travel shenanigans. Fuck this garbage

Maybe it's a good thing Raimi didn't get to do parts of this movie. I don't think people today would've been happy with who he'd choose to return from the snap and who would stay dead.

I mean I'm not denying that comics aren't any different, but the Thanos storyline was way better. His ordeal was that he wanted to fuck Death, that's about it. He had an obsession with Death, which is pretty ironic. Meanwhile, Thanos from the MCU is essentially a hyper-environmentalist.

You can't really deny, that there are actually decent written comic books.

yes

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Purple people have low IQs. You can tell by their skull ridges.

Am i the only one who has a problem with fat thor?

really considering buying a ticket to see it tomorrow at 6p on a thursday night

it hasn't said it's "almost full" so i hope i get a good seat

For me the explanation that The Ancient One is in New York and not in Kamaj-Tah/Himalayas because as the alien invasion was happening in NY, she had to protect the NY Sanctum, hence why she also took the stone with her instead of leaving it locked.

No explanation though for the Old Steve.

What are you talking about ?

Yeah, showing cities like Chicago, Baltimore, and Detroit evaporating while the NorthEast and rural farmland rejoicing would probably not go over in today's political climate.

But isn't the point of going to the past to create a different future? Like, duh.

Nanomachines, son

Do that and try avoiding spoilers.

Lel let himself go Thor looks just like my dad.

>world in chaos and hasnt recovered from losing half its people
>all of a sudden all of the dead people come back

great plan totally wont end i lack of resources and civil war all over the galaxy

sshhiieeeeeett

Hulk dabbing

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Why would you?

Well they also portray her as pretty uncaring of humanity fate compare to the rest of the universe and pretty unreliable for immediate crisis. She also only care for niggers for somereason

What about people in planes and helicopters that got snapped. Wouldn't they fall to the ground when returning.

haven't seen it yet, but I don't get the point of the sacrifice if he didn't really love her, unless I'm missing some fanfic plot twisting in the film.

Where the fuck did Loki go? Why did they include that shot of him teleporting with the tesseract? Just fucking kill him off already ffs

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get used to white people being the comic relief from now on

can i get a webm of this?

That's a wave

This thread is turning into a Plinkett review.

After his family's gone she's like the closest person to him. They have a past, love doesn't have to be sexual, can be fraternal. Heck Thanos had love for a stepdaughter whose planet he half-obliterated. Why can't Natasha be somehow loved by Clint?

He is getting his own series you know.

Stop trying to excuse away bad writing and continuity. The real reason is because the Russo brothers didn't direct Dr. Strange movie and were not aware of this

If you listen to the director commentaries of recent mcu movies, you will get the sense that the narrative isn't cohesively structured. They just pass around bits and pieces of characters and the new director takes over.

onions boys wanna treat this shit like high art so let it be picked apart

Gonna take my sister to see it tomorrow and try to finger blast her cooch. Wish me luck.

Honestly he was a bit tired at that point...

>Time travel is the ultimate cop out

Also the Deus Ex Machina gauntlet.

Civil War should have been Avengers 2, 3, 4.
Instead some gay (homosexual) cosmic shit. Purple Hulk (Pulk?) with the Darth Maul sword makes me sad.

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What’s the mid credit scene? I heard it was something with Galactus

Don't forget to post pics,webm

There is no scene after the credits start rolling

There's none, just a montage of the main cast's names being autographed on screen set to music.

So everyone comes back after 5 years?

Why the hell are all of Peter's classmates still in highschool.

Hell, do they even touch upon the mass chaos and strife that many villions of loves suddenly coming back qould create?

> They have a past
ah, should have known the fanfic cucked female writers went for old salt
> can be fraterna
what kind of fraternal relationship did these two have? lmao
> Why can't Natasha be somehow loved by Clint?
it would make sense if there was an actual hint of this in the films besides this short turd pulled from writers' arse

so why not use the reality stone to bring back Hawkeyes wife?

It's clear from Avengers 1 they are extremely close and love eachother in a non sexual way.

Love isn't always romance or do you think Thanos was giving the D to Gamora ?

the nanomachines climb the gauntlet and take it

A prequel, ma dude. Most likely like the Wanda Vision show they're cooking up

Well im glad i'm not watching this garbage;

Bucky's actor didn't want that shit. It's no secret many of them hate working for Disney. They all die in the movie because the actors refused to sign on for more of Disney's bullshit. This "era of the director" that the mouse is pushing means they can hire "diverse" actors and actresses and pay them fuck all compared to the competent actors and actresses who also 90% of them happen to be white.
This diversity push is just as much profit minded as anything else.

I agree. Should be fun watching the butthurt from the tofu brigade.

>all the snapped people come back 5 years later

Mass starvation and war then?

> coworker relationship is equal to father-daughter relationship

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I wish

Tbh marvel scenes weren't that bad, and her fight with Thanos was nice. The all female team up was decent too and didn't overstay its welcome either.

Who else liked the "after the scene" moment during Loki's defeat in 2012 ? Nobody is taking it seriously, Loki asks for a drink and they apparently don't give a fuck about New York in ruins. Huge retcon here as Stark isn't traumatized at all and his armor isn't destroyed like in the end of Avengers

This.

Hell, the thanos snap by all rights should be a massive shitshow but all the spoilers make it seen like humanity is just fine.

Thanos, pls go.

Well yes it can, never heard of senpais ?

dat Cap ass though

Explain how it couldn't be managed

If nano machines can hold the Infinity stones why not create a dumbed down Ultron to use the gauntlet for you?

We don't know that. They apparently manage to rescolarize the kids (spidey) but that's all we know.

As they are decently written movies for kids.

Taking the original plotline would make it probably feel to abstract. Though they fucked up either way by making him go from a stupid extremist to an insane one.

That's America's ass!

It'll probably be a Phase 4 point.

Several countries, like India and China, would have massive problems with that many people just appearing again after 5 years of support systems decaying.

How close Nat and Clint was has been clear since the first Avengers...

>it's a time travel plot

this kills the cinematic universe

Sorry, but that's just logic.
Over several years, the world would adapt to a smaller population, suddenly injecting an extra 3,5 billion would cause total societal and resource collapse.
They ain't gonna live off the spoils of mother nature, and the infrastructure is no longer fit to support them, don't tell me you think that they continued to, say, manufacture food for the missing 3,5 billion for 5 years?

AI have no souls

He's the only cool character left. Why would they kill him off?

Haha thanos really just snapped his finger and dipped

Yet her two apparences are literally two Deus Ex Machinas.

Why.. Why do so many 20-35-year-olds like this stuff then?

That actually explains a lot, I wouldn't want my career to be trapped in capeshit forever either.

The world economy is a fragile balence of Billions of people working every day to provide services and maintain infrastructure. Half of all life disappearing would cause these systems to crash and you would get a great depression x1000.

Havimg them all suddenly come back would at minimum lead to mass starvation.

Checkout The Leftovers if you want something that explores this concept.

I'm a normie, I don't remember some flirting in a film I saw once. I haven't seen any hints of romantic relationship between the two in any of the films, so what is this bullshit of her being a worthy sacrifice?

Given that the food supply is enough for way more and that scaling down would take a while, it's unlikely to be a huge deal.

Now living space, that would get awkward.

We always make more than we need.

Why would it need to be romantic?

5 years of non perishable food? Yeah no way.

You should probably rewatch the films

his kids call her auntie in avengers 2 senpai, she's clearly much closer to him than a simple coworker

Pym particles

Yeah it's a pretty massive plot hole they'll need to fix.

Far from home might get into the societal impact of it.

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>HE SAYS DAB OH NO NO NO NO

We already produce WAY more than we can use and just throw the leftovers away.

Scaling it down would take a few years and even after scaling down it's likely to remain more than needed.

Also keep in mind that they have some insane tech.

I agree, although I feel like this movie proved just how pointless her solo movie was.
Her origins are really stupid and unsatisfying, her role in Endgame is so marginal that it's not enhanced by any previous knowledge, and the nice epilogue Endgame gives to Captain America is besmirched by the fact that he was pointlessly robbed of the title of "first avenger".

> co-worker relationship is the best form of love Hawkeye can offer
lmao, or
> co-worker relationship is enough for soul stone and Thanos got screwed over his sacrifice
lmao, terrible writing
fuck no, none of them excluding Iron Man is worth to see more than once
hmm, that cheating son of bitch

You overestimate food production and waste.

The food and farming industry isn't that elastic.

I lost all my friends because I spoilt the ending pic related
Was it worth it
eh
The only problem is I might get punched at college

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It's simple math, nigga. Tell me that you couldn't survive on half of what you consume temporarily. Hell, even a quarter plus surplus would work

Phase 4 could easily be about world tensions after everyone comes back.

Hell, could be a good way to introduce Doom and Latveria.

>0-0=0

>The food and farming industry isn't that elastic.
Hence it would take them a while to even scale down properly.

Other administrative and bureaucratic crap would cause way more issues.

Captain Welfare

Protip: Not every country has food excesses like most G1 countries.

I wanted to watch it earlier so I could spoil shit to idiots having heart attacks over spoilers but the shit is so predictable, how do you even spoil it?

I have 2 friends
not much

We feed them carrots enlarged with Pym particles

You sacrifice who you love the most at the moment. Since you apparently can't sacrifice memories of loved ones (would have been cool) the best Hawkeye had at the moment was Natacha.

Someone who doesn't love much who probably get the stone by sacrificing his cat, it's not about quality, it's about giving up who you like the most.

Messaged my wh*te friends on d*scord
They both get mad at me for posting iorn man dying
one of them goes on a sperg rage
He then tells me if I'm right then I can't talk to them again at college

Pics or it didn't happen

This. Marvel Universe have crazy tech, they can most likely find a solution without much problem

I don't think you understand what you are talking about.

The population loss from the Thanos snap would have caused a near mass extinction event for humanity. Everything logistics based would fall apart. Millions or billions more would die before stabilization. Suddenly injecting close to 4 billion people back on the planet again would be a shitshow to end all shitshows. It would take a decade to get food and water production back to normal.

It's a massive plot hole.

Also they both like capeshit
I don't watch it
The only one I was able to watch in one full sitting is Captin America Civil war
I tried to watch Infinty War but I couldn't go past the halfway point (yes I pirate movies)

For a month maybe, but not for years it would take to expand the infrastructure to truly accommodate.
You'll get a global civil war and widespread pogrom's over really petty shit, due to scarcity making people kinda prone to lashing out.

Thanos' garden planet would feed the people

no you dont

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You overestimate the impact of 50%

This.

fat thor is based though
by the end he looks like a proper viking king

Tony literally kills himself for nothing. Wtf. Shit movie.

> it's about giving up who you like the most
which just begs the question when did he develop this level of relationship with her in the first place?
During Endgame is the only option considering he had a family & all. Haven'T seen it, but if this is what they are going with, it sounds a terrible plot hole and shitty writing.
> but lets be real, no one wouldn't have expected anything better from this film

Stop being retarded

That is just half the explanation.
Afterwards, Hulk is denied the Time Stone by the previous Sorcerer Supreme, the bald lady from Doctor Strange. She explains that time travel is actually going into parallel universes, so when they remove her Time Stone, it effectively removes one of the balancing elements of reality and it would cause her world to be consumed by the whacky multiverse stuff from Doctor Strange.
Banner then says once they unsnap everything, they'll have the stones return precisely to when they left, so that this doesn't happen.

So basically, it isn't time travel.
It's just a whole load of parallel universes that are identical, and they jump between them.
What he says with the "your future becomes your past" thing is confusing, as basically what it actually means is that you can't go to a different point in your own timeline than when you left, but as long as you stay in the new timeline, that is your future. Until of course you again jump to another timeline, or back to your own.

So the very basic rule is:
Every time you time travel, you either A) travel to an identical but separate universe that was like yours at that moment in time, or B) you're travelling back to a universe you already been to, at the moment you left it or afterwards.

Tfw I kinda felt bad for Thanos being found and killed while just tending to his garden and chilling

You aren't understanding just how much of the world depends of shipping in food and water to survive. And how much is devoted every day just to keep things going.

Are you retarded?
Imagine on average 50% of aircraft pilots, engineers, medical personnel or even bureaucratic drones.
Everything would collapse in 24 hours.
It would be fucking Mad Max from there on.

Black Panther will be initializing Wakanda Stamps.

I'm gonna lay something on you that might blow your mind, user. I'm married, but not to the person I love the most.

Yet you post here

>The population loss from the Thanos snap would have caused a near mass extinction event for humanity.
Only if most crucial workers get snapped and luckily for us, agriculture is mostly automated. Besides most people aren't necessary to make the world run either way.

If anything they would live in total surplus for the first one or two years and then would start to scale down, a process taking long enough not to be completed in five years.

The actual problems would be integrating the suddenly dead people back into society, since they likely lost their IDs, bank accounts and places to live.

I like watching clips
Not the full thing

This. He actually looks like his dad somehow

Stop talking about movies you don't know

The fight scenes are the only good thing about them

>revolves around time travel

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Are YOU retarded. With those 50% also goes 50% of the need

It felt like the rat picture inside a donuts storage saying "do what you must, I have already won"

>agriculture is mostly automated.

Not in most of the world. Only a few first world countries have factory farming on the levels you're thinking.

Please look up basic food logistics, it would be an enlightening topic.