I don't get it. Why aren't you allowed to relate to characters?

me irl

What was the original pic of that post?

becaue these are supposedly "normalfag" thoughts and opinion so Yea Forums gets pissed off when normalfags dismiss shit they like

Do you have sneed

How does ana smell?

I'm pretty sure K is meant to be relatable, kind of the whole fucking point.

Omg "Augmentations" posted on Facebook that I can't relate to these characters? Guess it's true.

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why does he wear the mask?

are you really Ryan Gosling?

>knowing it's Facebook
Yikes

>Seek professional help

But doctor...

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

What count as professional help? A prostitute?

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based grape-kun

>normies are only ironically idiots
kek

Thanks for being based

Can someone shop in blue haired feminists.

>you can only relate to a character if you look attractive

i don't have it

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Hulk dabs in endgame and tony stark dies

no
no comment
I have chuck
good
to make people care
for you
yes

Why?

It's like being the Bachelor and picking the worst one.

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the entire point of a "character" in a "story" if for the "audience" to "relate"

>Can someone shop in blue haired feminists.
Inversion of the 1980s

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Someone should repost this except with every single stronk wamyn """heroine"""

>good
MORE ADJECTIVES I NEED TO V I S U A L I Z E THE ODOR

>augmentations
who

Because you are all fucking plebs. you related to capeshit and blade runner 2049 and not actual honest films

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> "character" in a "story" if for the "audience" to "relate"
"What" did "he" mean by "this"?

Quick Rundown:
>they use time travel to get all the stones back
>use a glove to snap back everyone
>right at the moment of the snap thanos enters their new reality
>a big fat fight ensues
>Thanos finally gets hold of the glove
>Tony somehow takes it away from him
>Snaps Thanos and his army away
>Tony dies cause the power of the glove was too strong
>Everyone is said that he died

You’re a nigger

He looks like a Hollywood Rodney from Only Fools and Horses. Gosling is a 5/10 in Britain.

I relate to Uncle Buck.

>rock was considered a satanic conspiracy
>retards on Yea Forums think things were perfect then
I honestly wonder how modern 4channers would do -50 years ago

>t.

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You know, there should be prostitutes who are also licensed therapists.

based
cringe

ur mom XD

Toasting in ebix bread my fellow gamers. I'm just like Ryan lulz amirite. I told my mom to heck off yesterday when she tried to change the bed pan (I'm clinically obese and immobile.) r r r rise up

love you goose you're the only actor who'll make me a buy a ticket to a movie i otherwise know nothing about

I am LITERALLY Neil Armstrong.

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Another dishonest chazelle hackfest

I thought the whole case about having niggers and women in film is so niggers and women could relate to them?

The original blade runner is absolute dog shit compared to the book.

because you get shit like black panther, so the little negro can have a fantasy hero to look up to and not be a street thug

I still can't believe this shit was real.

Like unda armas hehe

peasant redditor

>You’re not allowed to relate to white males who fight for what they feel is right
>But Black people are supposed to relate to unrealistic superheroes in fictional advanced countries that will never exist

>muh book
Nothing is ever like it's book, bookpleb

Hehehe

The first two I can get his point. But what's wrong with the last one? Realizing there is no special meaning to your existence and that the only meaning behind it is whatever you make of it is a good thing.

Does your lazy eye bother you?

>2019
>Still using BOOMERBOOK

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I know this is a shitpost in a shit thread, but goddamn I cannot believe people under the age of 40 still use facebook. I can't believe people over the age of 40 who aren't retarded sill use facebook.

What is there even left appealing about the site? Its best feature (keeping in touch with people you want to keep in touch with) has already been usurped by a large number of apps and the ability to more easily have group text message chats. And now FB is just one giant botnet full of fake accounts and retarded boomers

A friendless loser with a fake hologram gf? Not a chance.

Zoomers use the private groups function as some kind of "imageboard" of their own to talk about whatever they want to talk.

Because it's stupid, and defeats the purpose of fantasy as a form of escapism. When you make movies around characters that people can identify with, you throw a fucking anchor into the creative process. It ends up being a form of censorship and content controls where creators are not allowed to create as they please without fuirst pandering to some diversity board.

Pics or not true.

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What even was 2049's story? The Rachel and Deckard's half-replicant daughter was like.... the key to the revolution? And because of false memory implants, K breifly believes it was him? And what was the point of the bad guy? Don't even remember what he wanted.

Who's top left?

Literally me.

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>I am smart but lazy
>I am good looking but shy
How many of you cope like this?

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>What even was 2049's story?
K searching for purpose and identity.
>The Rachel and Deckard's half-replicant daughter
Is the only remnant of Tyrell's breedable replicants.
>because of false memory implants, K breifly believes it was him?
Yes, memories from the daughter.
>And what was the point of the bad guy?
To find the daughter so he can crack replicant reproduction so he doesn’t have to make them one by one. Also he didn’t do anything wrong.

>When you make movies around characters that people can identify with, you throw a fucking anchor into the creative process. It ends up being a form of censorship and content controls where creators are not allowed to create as they please without fuirst pandering to some diversity board.
Now you're just swinging too far into the other direction. People can make relateable characters if they want to

Ryan Gosling

why were you a dick to me at the grocery store yesterday

I meant what character/movie

Me in all of these.The only help I need is finding some heavy guns so I can clean the normie cunts thinking they are the voice of God on the internet

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Return those milky ways you stole you fucking fag.Just kidding,I love you bro

The Driver/Drive

Do you like to play autists because you are one, although very handsome?

>there is no special meaning
>it is a good thing
makes you think

Yes there's no special meaning to why you exist however you can give it meaning through your actions.

you can't give meaning if meaning doesn't exist in the first place

Nuh uh.

>I don't get it

There's nothing to get. The guy is wrong.

Special meaning implies some sort of predetermined greater fate, vs. a meaning you find and give to yourself

t. pleb who finished baby's first novel

WE LOVE YOU RYAN

Please reply to my post it will make my day!!

Not the other guy but sometimes things are. That being said, I'm a MASSIVE PKD fan and I think the movie blows the book out of the water. It's not one of his better books

Goddamnit user

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because zombie Yea Forums just rages over twitter shitposts

>existentialist struggle
>not relatable

guy is literally a NPC

Yeah real relateable.

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he's *literally* me

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Hollywood movies aren't thought-provoking escapism anymore. They're political statements.

>anymore
I literally can't even comprehend what you thought movies in the 50's and 60's were about.

>le smart but lazy xD
weebs number 1 excuse for being losers

Yeah that's what I said. Now leave me alone.

based goose

lol stay mad, stay mogged

>seek professional help
>implying said characters could be "helped" by professionals
>implying that's not the reason I identify with them

Given how ubiquitous psychiatrists and therapists are, how everything is medicinalized, do you really not think the majority of us haven't tried?

do all astronauts go to the internet when they die?

When did you discover the truth about electrical infetterence

if I were really that smart I'd stop being lazy

giant ants and psychic space rectangles

Everyone ignored people who thought it was satanic. Now you bend the knee to white guilt cuckolds you stupid fucking retard.

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they don't like people relating to this because they hate the type of people that Goose represents, that is, young men alienated by technology and modern society. They think that these people have no right to feel alienated or depressed about the way the world is now, and also fear that this group will be emboldened (by being represented) to take some form of action to address their grievances.

my brother used to be really autistic about you and wanted a jacket like yours in Drive. He grew out of it. Now I'm autistic about you and I'd like to have your jacket from Blade Runner

my mom is not a therapist

Oh you mean like you're doing now?

me wanna sucky spic milkies

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What is it with americans and "relating" to characters? In my whole life I could relate to a handful of characters AT MOST, but I have enjoyed hundreds of movies. It's the same as with "representation". Why is that?
I am not even baiting or anything, just genuinely curious and trying to understand it.

The only smart post in this thread.

Couldn't agree more. All flash and no substance

everyone who likes BR2049

I don't relate to him, I want to fuck him and tuck him

We've been overrun by normalfags who don't understand they don't deserve to exist.
Damn it tumbler, you were right about aproperiation in the end.

Honestly yeah, of course they'd be a hell of a lot more successful than regular psychiatrist so the damn Jews would shoot it down.

Only God Forgives is the sole movie I ever personally related to

>tfw dumb, lazy, ugly and shy
kill me aldready

Only if you are white.

based and honkpilled

This. After I read the book I started almost hating the movie.

bane?

well it's a pretty honest excuse. the alternative is they have shit tier genes, which wouldn't be their fault.

>fetish is just watching girls masturbate

What? No

literally no one thinks that. one of the few instances where book < movie

Pretty sure you are absolutely supposed to relate to Joe in blade runner.

How do you know?

Because he and you are literally me.

I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT?

this is unironically a good thing though

both of these are true for me, I know i'm not coping either because these actually make me feel worse about myself

>>fetish is just watching Thai ladyboys masturbate
ftfy

Sure, if you're a future school shooter

big if true

[CHAIR CLATTERING]

Your entire image makes me laugh but nothing made me laugh more than seeing it calling Gone Home a thriving indie game with a good female protagonist

Jesus christ, just right an article, save yourself from tracing all those images and calling it a comic.

>when i create a character in a video game, i usually just create myself
checks out, give or take a few hundred kgs

fuck, pic related

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>why is it wrong to want to fist fuck my mom so badly I have to cut my hands off
Really, incels?