Is Thor a part of Guardians of the Galaxy now?

Yup he decided instead of being a responsible ruler like he always worked for to be a neet mgtow gamer while abandoning his faimly and leaving a woman to clean up his mess.

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THE WHITEMAN WINS AGAIN

Did they do this to make captain marvel more powerful then she already is in comparison

Nah, both are on the top of the tier list.

Is that IRN BRU?

Go fucking jerk off to Paul Joseph Watson you mopey old fuck

Does he stay looking like a bum the whole movie? As in does he get his armor and cape back at some point?

yes. batista went back to pro wrestling because he talked shit of disney for firing pedo

He stays fat and hairy but he does get his suit back and Mjolnir

Does Asgard come back?

Im guessing he is depressed because he didnt aim for the head?

He's depressed because killing Thanos doesn't fix anything.

Captain America took with him Mjolnir when he left to fuck Peggy.

Yeah but that's not relevant

Christ. Here's to hoping James Gunn de-fats him.

Yeah, it works really well so why not
imagine having so much time on your hands that you can post this in every marvel movie thread on the board for literal days

This.
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He didn't bring it back, Thor doesn't have a hammer now, unless he can summon it from another timeline.

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Why would it

Thor was actually good in this

Isn't Thor way stronger than the rest, how would this work out?

Technically, it should still exist

Nu-Asgard is a shitty fishing hamlet

That's my GOT end

>Does Asgard come back?

No, there's Earth-Asgard as they set up in Ragnarok.

Thor abdicates to join the GOTG and Valkyrie is King of Asguard now.

He braids his beard Middle-Earth dwarf style for the final battle.

Yeah, but you don't really see it at the end since he is in his suit, he looks more like a big Viking at the end than a fatass. He swing his Stormbreaker and Mjolnir, he even do some tag combo with cap, both use his weapons. He ask his Axe back to Cap and give him Mjolnir "you can have the little one".

did Tony snap away Gamora too? they had a perfectly good moment to bringing her back to the story, instead they just went bye

They keep the "everyone thinks he's cooler than Star-Lord" dynamic from the previous movie.
Gunn will probably try to resolve it by giving Star-Lord 'emotional intelligence' or something. Like he'll give a speech about the importance of family and the crew will like him again.

If Taika gets his rumored Thor 4, I hope it ends with Thor just becoming Nu-Odin then or something. Dude just needs an end already, and not something like DUDE SPACE BROS IN SPACE LMAO.

yep since he has no his own world

You can see Starshit looking for Gamora on his screen at the end, she is just MIA.

Gamora from Infinity War stays dead, past-Gamora comes to the present with Thanos and crew, she remains and joins the Guardians.

Thor 4 will probably be Guardians 3 desu

She doesn't. This is alternate timeline Gamora where she never met the Guardians in the first place. Betting Guardians 3 will be about them getting her back.

That would be an appropriate 'end' for him though. Going on his own little adventures until the end of time because his alternate timeline mom said it's okay that he'll never be the king.

So how are the guardians a thing if they pulled her from a time critical of the guardians forming?

>Technically, it should still exist
It just took the slow way back [spoilers]like Steve did[/spoilers]. It's around though so he could summon it from wherever it is, though [spoilers]so could Steve I guess[/spoilers].

>didnt aim for the head
Heads got well and truly aimed for.

>Did they do this
I sort of think that Chris did it because he's such a chad that he dates older women and can look fat just because he thinks it's funny.

Time travel doesn't work Back to the Future style (they say this, referencing BTTF explicitly)

Tweaking or outright altering history doesn't change things. The rest of the guardians still completely remember everything they previously experienced.

There's a scene where Thor travels back to the events of The Dark World and he grabs the still intact Mjolnir and takes it with him, and it doesn't undo Ragnarok and a bunch of similar happenings.

The guardians who were snapped, and those who survived the snap, are a thing. Gamora was the only one in neither category.
In the new timeline, she was sacrificed for the soul stone (probably) but now there's a spare Gamora from another timeline. She's still a "good" Gamora but she thinks Quill is pathetic because she hasn't had adventures with him.

I say probably because this timeline is probably one where Thanos collected the stones and snapped, the extras came from what became a different timeline when the time travel occurred.
Basically, every entrance or departure via time travel creates a fork at that moment.

>There's a scene where Thor travels back to the events of The Dark World and he grabs the still intact Mjolnir and takes it with him
But that branch's Thor is now fucked, unless Odin can go get Eitri to make another one.
I suppose that that Thor might get Stormbreaker much earlier and then defeat Thanos way earlier, assuming that nothing else changes.

Hela turns up, gets cut in half by Stormbreaker, Loki says "well that was easier than I feared"

>blah blah blah capeshit blah blah
Kys retard.

It's a branching timelines system.

Thanos, Gamora and Nebula are missing from that timeline so GotG1 never happens. We can assume Star-Lord just steals the stone and sells it like he planned.

The Gamora from that timeline is now in the main timeline, and arrives AFTER the Guardians have formed.

Cap probably gave it back along with the red stone.

>It's a branching timelines system.

It explicitly is not a branching timeline system. They confirm this multiple times in the movie.

It is, though. There were visual aids and everything. We saw a line with a branch coming off it. Then at the end, they correct it by, and I quote, "cutting off all the branches".

They made Loki disappear with the space stone just so he can appear in the correct timeline again.

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Are you the same fucking retard behind the troll thread about the time travel?

There is no branching, full stop. The "line with a branch coming off it" scene is The Ancient One saying why she won't hand over the Time Stone. Banner explains what they're going to do and the line has no branches.

There are 'no branches' because Cap went back at the end and corrected them. Banner says it will be "like" it never happened and acknowledges that the branch will stay there if they fail.

Displacing the stones from the timeline created branches, and the branches were there until they manually rectified them.

Or did you not watch the movie?

Oooh, good catch. Makes sense.
He would too, the goody two shoes.

I'm not having fun with this meme, is it at least fun for you to post it? Is there at least someone getting any enjoyment out of this?

HOOOOOOOLY FUCK THIS QUIP!

REMINDED ME OF THE INFINITY WAR, IT WAS SAVAGE AND LIT

DUDE YOU SEEN ENDGAME?

THE GOOD GUYS WON!

ALEXA PLAY IRON MAN BY BLACK SABBATH

>mods instantly delete these but not blatant spoilers

>They made Loki disappear with the space stone just so he can appear in the correct timeline again.
Quite possibly, his tv series is already green lit.
Then again, so is the Black Widow movie so go figure.

"instantly"

Natasha and Tony both die to thanos.

No, irn bru cut 50% of its sugar

I wonder that the story with her movie will be then?
Origin story for doomed heroine?