post that goooooood starco shit here
Post that goooooood starco shit here
Lucas Mitchell
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Jayden Reyes
Shippers can die
Evan Morris
Starco hasn't been good since S2.
John Bailey
Fuck off! Your show is dead! MOVE ON YOU NO LIFE!
Isaiah Turner
This, shipping is cringe. But I'll play doubles advocate and say that posting canon pairings is slightly less pathetic
Samuel Thomas
Only if it’s boyStar.
Wyatt Allen
it never was
Asher Anderson
>starco
lol
Liam Butler
>Heroes V
Caleb Turner
Because SsethTzeentach
Gavin Anderson
Reminder every single problem with the show gets fixed if Toffee, Seth and Globgor are the same character
Part 1:
> Toffee's motivation to kill magic is to erase the MHC from existence as they ruined the peace treaty Eclipsa pulled off for selfish reasons.
> Toffee could have killed Comet because she refused to destroy magic in her proposal, making him distrust the queen.
> Toffee is just a nickname Eclipsa had for Seth (his real name) because of his eye color. He started using it as his official name as a way to never forget her, and to hide the fact he was the Plucker of Limbs/Queen Solaria's killer
> Meteora being alive after 300 years is easily explained if she is a septarian instead of a size-shifter. So would be her attraction towards Rasticore.
> Moon would have good reasons to distrust Eclipsa and break her promise if she had found out her husband was Comet's murderer.
> The "Love is the answer" message he leaves Star in Season 1 would have had a deeper meaning.
> The MHC hating Globgor because of the mewman eater bullshit is weak as fuck, because we see mewmen eating monsters too. It's better for them to hate Toffee for being Solaria's murderer.
> Eclipsa trying desperately to bring Toffee back to life but him refusing for Meteora's sake, is more powerful and believable than her not remembering how to break crystals.
> Toffee's actions remaining in mewmen's memories fresh are better reasons to distrust Eclipsa as queen, rather than "we heard she was evil 300 years ago but we don't know exactly why?"
> Black Velvet Inferno could be a killing spell, but septarians can't die unless Eclipsa uses the darkest one. That's how Meteora could reset, as she is half septarian she can't regenerate from zero, but goes into Phoenix mode and starts over as a baby.
> Instead of a giant retard, Star would have fought Meteora in Butterfly Mode (as seen in Gone Baby Gone) which is a spectacular design.
> Eclipsa lies constantly to Star because she killed Toffee.
Parker Evans
Part 2
> Eclipsa remains a widow by the end of the show but gets to reunite one last time with Toffee in the Season Finale, when Star destroys magic as he wanted. Solaria didn't deserve that final scene after what she did to the monsters, mewmans, Mina and the other Solarian warriors. Bitch was a genocidal psycopath and deserved no forgiveness.
> Meteora's episode about her going back in time sould had been used to explain the Solarian era and how bad it was for both sides. Would had been brilliant if Meteora had been the one to kill Solaria by deeping down (by Glossaryck's manipulative demand) but young Toffee took the blame after finding out she is his future daughter.
> Last point also explains Toffee's close relationship with Glossaryck and why he sees him as a little piece of shit who deserves to die along with magic.
> The "you are boring" line could have had a deeper meaning if Eclipsa had said it at some point during her youth.
> Toffee's and Marco's parallels get real as he is part of a love triangle just like the old Shastacan-Eclipsa-Globgor (Seth/Toffee). This way Tom isn't pointless and can remain an asshole as in Season 1. As a matter of fact, all three main characters can keep their original personalities this way.
> The cleave never happens. Star repeats Eclipsa's story and runs away from Mewni and Tom, to be with Marco on Earth in the finale (season 1 ending starts playing)
Chase Lewis
Part 3 (final)
I would keep all three names.
One of the things which annoyed me in Battle for Mewni is that Toffee was a prince and general who got Comet killed but nobody knew about him in Seasons 1 & 2.
So, if we mix all three characters into one and use two of the names as fake ones, it all make sense:
>Seth, Prince of Septarsis, King of the Dark Monster Nations and consort to the Queen of Mewni.
Real name and titles during Solaria's/Eclipsa's reigns. Guess he dissapears after Shastakan's murder to search for his child (never finds her) and doesn't return until Comet's reign, as he hears she is interested in a peace treaty.
>Globgor, Archiduke Batwin's general and Plucker of Limbs.
Fake name he uses to infiltrate Comet's peace treaty. He gets the title due to the brutality used while murdering Comet and her court members.
Only Moon knows Globgor and Seth are the same person after a conversation they share.
>Toffee. Ludo's personal assistant.
Nickname Eclipsa gave him and which he uses to gain Ludo's trust. Moon just links the dots after Season 1 finale.
Tyler Cruz
>good Starco
I don't understand.
>Starco shit
Now this I understand.
Wyatt Lee
There was a time I though Starco becoming romantic would be nice. I regreted it inmediately through Season 2.
Platonic Starco was a bless and I was too blind to appreciate it back then.
Brayden Ross
>doubles advocate
I laughed, don't know why.
Dope. You've clearly put more thought into this show than the writers ever did. Props, I gotta agree with you.
Ryan Mitchell
I disagree.
Killing Moon in the movie (Battle for Mewni) fixes most mistakes without the plot becoming as complicated:
>Star must remain in Mewni as she is queen.
>TomStar could be a forced relationship due to status/alliances, while she still loves Marco... which creates a parallel with Eclipsa.
>Tom remains an asshole to parallel with Shastacan instead of being flanderized.
>The New Monster Town plot can happen in S3 as Star is in charge, so it saves A LOT of time.
>Queen Star would also be the main in the episodes about being popular among mewmans, instead of Eclipsa, whose plot-importance would only be related to the MHC treason and the Solarian wars exposition.
>The MHC being evil makes sense as Star reminds them way too much to Eclipsa as queen, so they try to overthrone her using Meteora as a tool (they lie to her regarding who is to blame for the baby-switch).
>Meteora can be the one who mass produces Solarian warriors (following MHC orders) instead of having Moon being a filthy backstabber. Makes more sense as she is Solaria's grandaughter.
>Instead of killing magic, the solution to the Solarian Warriors conflict can simply be using Black Velvet Inferno on the caster (make Star do it as she is the main after learning from Eclipsa).
>Make Star's success related to her human friends (keep everybody from Echo Creek in the show one way or another) while Eclipsa failed in the past because reading minds made her unable to trust anybody.
> Final episode can be about Star leaving the throne like Eclipsa did out of love for Marco, and deciding to live on Earth with him because it's the dimension she is happier.
>Epilogue scene takes place 14 years later with Globgor and Eclipsa sending Princess Meteora to Earth to live with Star (and practice magic). She meets Mariposa and the story repeats itself.
Henry Sanders
Nicholas King
Starco is perfect. Haters gonna hate
Caleb Foster
>Starco is perfect.
When they were friends, yes.
William Williams
Any other shitpost missing in the thread?
I'll post the one I like the most.
>Meteora, the Punisher
"Two worlds cleaved together
Selfishly brought to their doom
All shall be fixed by The Punisher
By making Star a cuck"
>Tapestry shows an adult Meteora (pic related), keeping Star chained so she can't move, and forcing her to watch something off-panel. The shadows in the dungeon background suggest it is Marco with some ladies.
The full explanation behind the tapestry is that after the III World War, caused by the cleave, ended with the lives of so many monsters and mewmans, Meteora managed to avenge her parents by resurrecting magic. She recruted Mina and together the war when everything seemed to be lost, ascending to the throne as First Empress.
As punishment for causing such great damage to the mewman/monster/demon/ponihead/aquafolk/fairy... population, Marco was forced to give sexual/fertility services to widows or single ladies who wanted to have babies, and increase their race numbers. If he refuses; Star dies... and, of course, Star's punishment is being forced to watch every single sexual encounter but can't join or even touch Marco.
All hail The Punisher! Long live Empress Meteora and General Mina.
Gabriel Young
I got you senpai.
Aiden Cook
Ryder James
And they lived happily ever after in a world in wich every user could get his own humanized monster waifu.
The end.
Jaxon Wright
Ayden Torres
Aiden Jackson
Hey Hey People...
Nathan Wright
Every time you post this I get angrier that it's not what happened.
Nathaniel Wilson
Angel Lewis
Are you good, nig?
Wyatt Johnson
Caleb Martin
Starfags if it's any consolation Tangled the Series ended today on a really solid note.
Seethe eternally
David Bailey
Sure.
Anthony Ward
eh it was a little underwhelming
John Wilson
Bentley Reed
fucking faggots
Jose Smith
Same.
Also Toffee x Eclipsa looks hot.
Robert Foster
>"Star, that fanfiction was awful and inconsistent. You'll never become a writer for Disney this way. The first two stories we wrote together flowed much better and set up so much for the subsequent plots. But your stuff was incomprehensive and awkward to read. And what was with that finale? No set up whatsoever. It's like you intentionally ignored what was set up in the first two scripts and threw whatever stuck to the wall. I mean look, the main characters became caricatures of themselves in the worst ways possible and then you have the other characters hold them up as virtuous people because of said actions. That's not good Star, that's not good at all. We're never going to sell our ideas this way. You know? Get the fuck off my lap. I'm calling the cops."
Bentley Torres
>this
Star was literally the worst character! She just Hitler all that's magic! For some cock! Season 1 and 2 are the only good thing to come ut from Star vs.
Luis White
I can post more.
Owen Jenkins
Star vs. was never good. Yea Forums threads about it were.
Daniel Cooper
>Star vs. was never good.
At one time it was and had a lot of potential.
Easton Perry
I went back to watch the first episode. Then the second. Then the third. Then the fourth. Then the fifth. Then so on and so on. There was never a good episode.
Cooper Bailey
>There was never a good episode.
I just rewatched the first season last weak, still good.
Michael Thomas
Watched the first season and, except for the lizard madman episodes, everything else was trash.
Only the memes are worth the time.
Sebastian Cruz
you are lying to yourself
Sebastian Morales
Nah, I do enjoy the first season. The animation was actually good, the show was still finding it's footing and wasn't entirely focused on lore/plot just Star and Marco fucking around with friends.
Jaxon Green
To this day I believe anons confuse the memes with the real show and that's why they believe it was good.
The "romantic" episodes in Season 2 are specialy boring to me, because it has never been a topic of interest when I watch cartoons.
Jason Long
it's all fun and games until you forget the rubber
Logan Cooper
>Implying Marco is ever going to impregnate Star.
The Diaz's seed is for Janna, Jackie and Meteora.
Jason Diaz
Honestly, I feel like it would be a crime against humanity if he didn't impregnate as many people as possible in his life, considering how many women want him it has to be genetic.
Asher Gutierrez
>I feel like it would be a crime against humanity if he didn't impregnate as many people as possible in his life
Don’t worry, it will be once half of society gets wiped out in the monster wars on Earthni.
Isaac Sanders
Star is a nobody now, a chad like Marco cannot waste energy in a powerless woman while there are high noble ladies ready to be impregnated
Alexander Hall
Extremely based, post more.
Evan Walker
Eclipsa already has a xxl monster cock for herself. Meteora will be the one riding Marco after he is done with the hotties from his generation.
Wyatt Scott
this
Hunter Bell
Globgor died offscreen after the Solaria's curse effect destroyed him
Marco is Eclipsa's only hope to get the Californian-usa visa as she and Meteora are not legally citizens.
To similar extent Moon also has to think about getting that citizen status, so it's a win-win situation.
Finally, starco? Hahaha poor fag, this is a Cuckstar thread now, death to that show-killer excuse of a ship.
Cameron Carter
The only good thing to come out of Season 4 were three characters.
Brunzetta and these two sexy cuties that will surely drain Marco when they hit puberty!
Kevin Reyes
Virgin latino vs Chad aryan
Isaac Powell
Punish me mommy!
Adam Howard
Who gives a fuck about your episode 1 confirmed shipping bullshit?
They did my girl Mina wrong. I still cannot fathom how they didn't think twice about the irony of tackling a social problem like racism while having the final villain being a mentally unwell, homeless war veteran.
Daniel Taylor
It's very hard to find a show having the worse finale than Star vs.
Aiden Lopez
>Starco
>implying Janna didn't win in the end
Noah Mitchell
She deserves more than Star.
Aiden Howard
Cute
Gabriel Morales
Gone Baby Gone will always be my favourite episode in Season 4.
These hotties deserve their own show, in which they cuck Star every episode.
Jackson Ortiz
We can all assume this is postgame. Unlike with Jackie and Hekapoo, Marco doesn't burn this bridge. In fact, he builds a new one. And her clear attraction to him is never resolved. We don't see a moment of her giving up, unless you interpret her calling them friends at the end as her giving up her weird romantic pursuit for a normal friendship. I see it as progress. Janna would have been a much more viable love interest had she started this way, but ironically that would have guaranteed she'd be sacrificed to Starco. This way, she steered clear of the runaway bulldozer that is Starco happening, and now she sits in a pretty favorable spot for when it UNhappens.
Caleb Lee
>Janna would have been a much more viable love interest had she started this way, but ironically that would have guaranteed she'd be sacrificed to Starco. This way, she steered clear of the runaway bulldozer that is Starco happening
I like to think that somehow Janna knew things were fucky with Marco after leaving for Mewni. She is into the dark magic maybe she learned of the Blood Moon and its affects on the people around them.
Samuel Powell
This is fucking awful
I can't stop reading it
William Russell
A spinoff would have been great if they didn't crash the series with no survivors
Ian Murphy
It would make her smarter than freaking Tom, who cast the fucking thing in the first place. And he got it the worst.
Landon Clark
>And he got it the worst.
He got off too easy considering he ruined Marco's first-ever relationship but that gets brushed under the rug. Had this been the first season Marco would've brutalized Tom for ruining years worth of planning and nodding.
Joshua Allen
I'd honestly be interested in a sequel series where teenage M&M go on a journey to bring magic back to the world. I guess it's a testament to the world they built that I want to see more despite the terrible ending. Maybe even BECAUSE of it. Undoing Star's idiocy a decade and a half later sounds oddly compelling.
Adam Foster
>Undoing Star's idiocy a decade and a half later sounds oddly compelling.
It would be too good to be true user. How can could anyone make a sequel without stepping on Nefcy's toes?
Henry Lopez
Janna has been obsessing over Marco for years and knows him better than anyone, she definitely knew something was up immediately
Jack Harris
>no episode where Janna investigates the Blood Moon
>no moment where she realizes the BM has causality powers that allow it to bend wills in order to keep the bonds strong
>no moment when she realizes that Jackie's change was because of this
Imagine Janna deciding to let the curse linger a little longer to get back at Tom for being the cause of it.