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>anything Wanda-related
>emotionally earned

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Keep posting this, it will never matter

thanos one punched her to oblivion with power stone and never seen in action again until aftermath of the battle

enough time to BTFO every incel!

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She tears Thanos' mothership in half by herself then beats him to a pulp solo to a degree that literally has him cowering from her, takes a punch to the face like Thanos did to Cap in Infinity War and is barely moved by it, and one handed over powers him and stops him from snapping his fingers. He just survives her by ejecting one of the stones and full power face blasting her with it.

Wanda absolutely murderizing him with ease to the point he had to call down a scorched earth orbital bombardment to get her off him was cooler though

Have sex

Imagine caring about this

YES I LOVE EPIC LASER BATTLES BASED MARVEL AND THEN SHE PUNCHES HIM YES EPIC FOR THE WIN

I care about the glee I'm going to get watching people crying over how powerful she is for weeks

Also the part where all the women Avengers/heroes team up at once

>I-uh...what was my line again?
Really Downey

remember the rumor they had two cuts of the film? one with more Carol, one with less Carol

guess we know the one they went with

That's good. Maybe the movie might be worth checking out afterall. Just kidding. I'm not a child and don't watch capeshit.

pepper is a twat
sell u shit goods

OH NO NO NO STOOOOP

Maybe if they went with the one with MORE Carol her moments would have felt earned.

Carol's sole purpose in the movie is to show up and act superior to everyone around her. She saves Tony by herself, says she is gonna kill Thanos by herself and no one questions she *can* they just appeal to her sense of people who have actual arcs and stakes be involved. Five years later she tells Rocket to sit down and be humble and Rocket just rolls over and takes it (when IC Rocket would be making fun of her for an insult as lame as 'furface')

Then nothing from her for 2.5 hours. She isn't involved in the Avengers Assemble line-up, of course Carol can't be asked to SHARE the spotlight. She has to descend from the heavens like a god, blow up Thanos' fuck huge ship by herself saving everyone, leads the cringiest most YAAS QUEEN scene in cinematic history teaming up with people she doesn't know and has hardly ever interacted with, then more or less solo's Thanos without the aid of anyone. And, yeah, WANDA did that too but A) there was at least hints of a struggle, Thanos nearly cut her in half and B) Wanda's victory felt earned through not only having seen her use these powers on-screen for years getting better with them, she is emotionally driven by Vision's death

Carol has none of that, but the worst part is her shining moments could have actually felt impactful if she spent any time at all with the Avengers. Actually spending time with characters over the run of the movie like Scott and Nebula and Rocket did, building a relationship with them all and being naturally integrated into the team. All of their 'dynamics' are five years worth of off-screen bullshit we never see and we're just expected to believe they just have a relationship, but never see it. We expect maybe she improved her powers over 30 years in space, but we never see it we're just shown the results. Carol is a walking case of 'tell don't show' and I can't buy her as a member of this franchise in the slightest because she never spends more than a minute talking with any of these people before stealing the show, twice (or, to be more accurate, blatant waifufag Fiege handing her the show on a silver platter).

Say something nice about the new King of Asgard.

N

>I think I liked you better either the other ways
Legitimately a funnier and more empathetic character than Carol despite a fraction of the screentime, and this is coming from someone who hated her in Ragnarok. And to be frank considering what's left of their society (read: almost nothing) there are few other options for leadership if Thor is going to Simba his way out of his responsibilities.

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>iron man's ship at the strt of the movie is said to be "thousands of light-years from Earth"
>captain marvel find them somehow
>in an hour or so she took the ship back to Earth on her back flying in space
Did they understood the implications of making her able to do so? She can travel several hundred times the speed of light.
She can fly at speeds near 150-200 times the speed of light.
Fuck this op piece of shit

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>he watches capeshit and calls others soibois

Yeah, that moment ruined thor's entire character
>I must start being who I am, not who I must be
Bitch, you spent three movies learning how to be a good king, wtf

Seething. Absolutely seething.

have sex with humans

This.

Be trans or gtfo

What if I were to tell you s()yboys and incels are two cheeks of the same arse. No one likes either of you people.

Wanda should rightly hand him his ass though. Full power SW is universe+.

Also Scarlet Witch should have been able to take a fat shit on his chest from the very beginning. Wonder if they are setting up for a potential House of M plot line since they kind of fucked up the possibility of doing the Secret Wars.

>the left
>memes
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

And in that short time she takes charge and subdues the Avengers under her command

What's IC rocket?

IC = in-character

No she doesn't. Widow is leader of the Avengers.

Is this for real?

She finds the ship stranded in space and takes it back to earth, but he made up that shit about it taking an hour.

There's no time mentioned and Tony is real fucked up on arrival, it wasn't instant

So she simply casually finds the ship? Like, with no clue?

Does she really solo Thanos?
How the fuck did they think that would be a satisfying conclusion?

She's just a girl and has the humility to take him down, all the others are way too bogged down in superhero honor shit.

She kicks the shit out of him one-on-one but he ends up winning the fight

Wanda is the one that utterly assrapes him solo

She doesn't but it is clearly shown she can solo him and his army.

>>in an hour or so she took the ship back to Earth on her back flying in space
Timeframe is never specified and doesn't matter, the clock is only ticking during the Hyperstone heist.

3 minutes too many

But how did she found the ship?

Haven't had sex recently?

Not mentioned and not important. It uses pretty obvious angelic visuals for her arrival

They had 24h top of oxygen left. Even if she made it in a day, it's still several hundred times the speed of time user

*speed of light

Yep, for real. The ship had 24h left of oxygen, she made it in that timeframe.
Tony was fucked up because he was stranded in space with little to no food and water for almost 28 days

>Does she really solo Thanos?
Nah, she fight him like any other character (he was already fucked up by his previous fights and the one with Wanda just before that) and she manage to lock his fingers, she take a good normal punch in the face without moving and Thanos put the force stone into his other hand and one punch her into oblivion (instant k-o, we don't see her until the funerals of Stark, kek).

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>it uses visual symbolism to hide bad writing
Normalfags will eat this.
Watching the trailers I expected some kind of plan to rescue Stark, but nah, it's just the super marysue coincidentally finding him in the middle of the galaxy.
I don't know what's worse, this or the heroes creating a infinity gautlet with nanomachines.

And 6 more films to go in her MCU contract.

Mad?

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gottem

>She will appear for more 18 minutes
Lol

>This is the guy leading the incels into their hate brigade of Captain Marvel, a big bearded basedboy who got banned from Magic the Gathering events for life

???

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>This became true
based

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>I don't know what's worse, this or the heroes creating a infinity gautlet with nanomachines.
It's still a shit gauntlet, Hulk was BTFO after one single snap while Thanos could do two of them with the real gauntlet made by the giant dwarf.

And yet Iron Man uses his nanomachine armour to active them.

And die.

That guy is literally going to spill his bowels when he sees what she does in the movie, and the other 'girl power' scenes that don't even involve her

So all that whining about how Carol was going to defeat Thanos and steal the spotlight from the Avengers was for nothing?

Because he's a normal, weak human.

Of course it was. Anybody who thought that was going to happen is legitimately brain damaged.

Everyone watches capeshit, don't act like you don't

Imagine falling for a literal red herring.

The fucking Based Russo Brothers came through for us in the end, I was right to have put my faith in them. I'm genuinely happy about this.

Yep, basically
INTRO
>appear to save Stark and Nebula
>speak like she is best in front of the Avengers
>help to put a weak Thanos down
>she talk to Black Widow about her current mission in space 5 years later
(~2mins of screentime)
END
>Destroy Thanos ship in a single attack
>fight Thanos a little and lock his fingers
>K-O after a big punch of Thanos
>quick shot at the funerals of Tony
(~3-4mins of screentime)

She’s in second place for most annoying miscast cunt of the franchise behind Zendaya and ahead of Brie Larson.

Best comment. Fuck Feige and his brain disease.

Yeah they said that to Sebastian Stan too...

She has a decent fight with him but gets btfo. Scarlet witch absolutely assrapes thanos and it was great. The movie was fantastic outside of the out of place woman all band together scene.

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The left really can't meme is actually real

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But the best minutes. Although the new haircut is horrible.

>Listening to kikes

And the nigger from Iron Man 1. Read his gripes: The contracts are based on Marvel renewing them.

is this the new Disney shill approach?

"OMG BTFO IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD AND SEXIST, AND NO WOMEN" (even though there's a literal yas queen shot of women heroes)

They already did the same with Rey "not being the protagonist in the new star wars"

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the left doesn't have to meme
they just present the news

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>that horrible dyke haircut
She already wasn't the prettiest woman around but now her scenes are just making me puke

BREEEEEEEE

>the news

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>effortlessly beat the shit out of the hulk so bad, hulk never came out for the rest of the movie
>marvel and wanda tear into thanos with ease
is this a joke?

Not really surprising. Her movie came out only a month before Endgame so they probably weren't sure about its reception yet and played it safe by not giving her a big part in Endgame.

To be fair, they did not specify how long it took for Danvers to haul the ship. Her powers would have restored the power to life supports in it. Tony was even more skeletal looking when we walks down the ramp.

First time you see fear in Thanos's eyes is when Wanda starts to rip him apart. Fucking loved it.

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News! Lmfaooooo yeah like the Russia collusion and a little white kid flying from a mall balcony all by himself and Easter worshippers dying en masse?

Marvel and Wanda are canonically Hax and dumb Hulk is a joke character.

>>fight Thanos a little and lock his fingers
>>K-O after a big punch of Thanos
The least you could mention is that the 'lock his fingers' involves her over-powering him single-handedly (literally, she drives him to his knees with one hand) and Thanos 'big punch' requiring him to pull out an Infinity Stone and firing it at full to save himself, implying there's no way Carol can lose unless the other guy cheats

Exactly!

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you also forgot to mention that she saved everyone when she destroyed his ship

>with one hand
No, both of her hands.
Her left hand is on his fingers et her right on his thumb.

You're watching the cropped webm. Look at pic related, she has him down with her left hand alone while her right hand is raised prepared to deliver an energy blast or another punch or something.

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How can he even react to someone moving at her speed? The power scaling in the MCU is so fucked.

Hows Pepper so good at fighting all of a sudden? Stark worked his way up from fighting guys with guns to planes to robots to fighting aliens so he's got experience. How's Pepper now battlefield PA of doom?

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Nanomachines SON
new armor doesn't have a steep learning curve

Sure thing yourself there, cuck.

I literally don't, Amerimutt. Stay embarrassing.

Didn't you see Iron Man 3?

If he lost weight, ditched the glasses, and eased up on the hair product and dumb Yea Forums merch in the background to be more nuanced in lighting and pop culture, he would be able to slay pussy.

But until then, he's a fucking doughboy.

Same way Iron Man 'outfought' CA at the end of Civil War--the suit did all the work.
Iron Man is overrated because anyone can put on the suit and do just as well as Stark in it.

Watched the leak of the last 15 minutes last night. That woman team scene was awful and looked so forced. SW beating that crap out of Thanos was very satisfying.

It's weird because they have the same exact scene in Infinity War where the three chicks kill Thanos'

Yes. Iirc she just hit the bad guy with a pipe while in a rage and juiced up on Extremis.

that scene really irked me. Thanos without the power-stone turned the Hulk into a wincing mess with a few punches, but Cpt. Marvel didn't even flinch from a headbutt and completely overpowered him?
I have no problem with her being powerful with her flight, space-travel, speed and lasers, but don't take the physical strength from Hulk, please.

No, what? Where? Give time index.

It's what you get when liberals who don't really care try to pander to progressives.

The power scaling in all the teamup MCU movies is fucked.

>destroys Thanos' ship
>overpowers him singlehandedly twice

Given that her body deals with the insane pressure and heat from the speed, it shouldn't be a problem. If anything, she should've blitzed him easy.

She was doing all kinds of kickboxer shit

The point about Iron Man is that he invents/builds cool shit, it's not important whether or not he's a good fighter

Regardless of if it's an hour or a day, if it really was thousands of light-years away it'd take.... Thousands of years.

I really, really, really wish incels would do more shooting sprees. Shoot as many people as possible. I really want that to happen. These fucking leftists want to push as many men into becoming incels as they can, and then constantly shit on them and blame everything on them. It's only fair that they suffer the consequences.

dude, this bitch nullifies the infinity gauntlet. everything from part 2 makes no sense at all.

He's talking about this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oun-sgQbssQ

That's not thanos.

Assumings she's only going the speed of light rather than "warp factor" speeds.

Thanos didn't have the time to use his gauntlet though, that's why he removed the power stone to directly use it on her. At least I hope that's what happened because him not instantly using the space stone to fuck off somewhere else and then snap safely is beyond me.

Yeah, that user put an apostrophe after Thanos, so maybe he meant "Thanos' henchman" or whatever

Have sex.

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Hulk is fucked. It's clear that the writers have absolutely no idea what to do with him, which is why he sucks in all these movies now.

Can anyone confirm what time periods they visit during the clip show part of the story? I only know about the Tesseract one.

>Oof.

What's worse is the "girl power" fight scene in IW was way better and not as cringe worthy than it was in Endgame.
But hey, it's like a 30 seconds scene in a 3 hours movie that I really enjoyed, so I guess it isn't that much

What do they do? They have to be the least interesting characters in the entire MCU, so it's presumably pretty good?

It really wasn't. If anything it was even more blatant due the dialogue.

A light-year is a measure of distance, not time, friend. Its the distance a beam of light travels in one year.

Wait until you see the charge of all female marvel superheroes

Cap,Tony,Hulk,Scott - New York battle

Widow, Hawkeye - Soul stone place
War machine, Nebula - GOTG1 intro place

Thor, Rocket - Asgard

Hence to travel thousands of light years in an hour/day you'd have to travel at several times the speed of light. You ESL, mate?

So the fact that she can drag Tony's ship from the depths of space and make it back to Earth in less than two thousand years means she can fly faster than the speed of light.
Which is fine, I guess, in comic books. Just seems weird to have a golden age Superman/darkseid/comic thanos level character in a movie where two avengers don't have powers and one has peak human as his power. Will do literally nothing next to the person who can fly eighty times the speed of light.

this was the reason for all the reshoots after captain marvel came out. they realized she was poison and changed the story

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Or maybe she just used her energy beam shit to power the ship up?

Maybe she just powered Tony ship with energy

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Holy shit look at all the triggered incels replying

Wow, that looks terrible. Try harder next time.

Either way

I'll just power this car up to fly ninety times the speed of light and let it go pointing at thanos and blow up the solar system he's in

Wanda is the most uninteresting character in the MCU. She is just... there.

#fatherhoodgoals

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>defends from someone moving at the speed of light
>doesn't do anything when tony takes 40 seconds to say his last one liner before the snap

The fact they introduced that cunt in the first place is insulting, it's such a shitty deus ex machina, it would've been much better if they just left it at the ending of infinity.

strange that everyone likes her more than brie.

the cheese has soured

Regarding New York, Do any of the characters meet their past selves apart from the 2 caps. Be fun to see what Tony thinks of future Tony's armour.

You know dragging a ship in space wouldn't be hard (no gravity). Astronauts regularly handle things far too heavy for them to lift on earth. Inertia on the other hand might make it hard to accelerate and decelerate that object though.

Hulk sees Hulk on the street.

Hahaha seething

ftl inertia is theoretically impossible tho right?, or at the very least requires immeasurable amounts of energy.

No shit?? Well pardon me for calling out this superhero for flying six hundred times faster than the speed of light

Is this like supposed to be a meme or what am I looking at exactly?

Based

>Unlikable Hero
>Unlikable Actress

why did they even introduce this character now? She's just there and of no relevance.

Thor teleports. Carol exceeds the speed of canon vessels in Star Trek and Stargate SG1.

The plan was to use her to spearhead the avengers in the upcoming movies. But you think that a character that has failed in the comics multiple times would be a bad idea.

With the glove Tony could match is speed. You must remember he has the source of Carol's power!

Why did you lie to me, Yea Forums? You said she wasn't attractive, but I was surprised by how cute she was when she showed up.

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These people(marvel comics and now mcu) are suffering from cognitive dissonance.

If by joke you mean what the main villain turned into, then yes, it is.

Except for Cap, not exactly. Both Hulk and Tony see their old selves but the old ones don't see the new ones so there's no like "who the fuck are you" with them.
Thor meets his mom who knows he's from the future and they talk a bit.
Nebula gets captured by past Thanos-Gang and interacts a lot with her past self.

ebin falseflag intentional cringe meme.
keep up the good work, whatever discord youre part of.

>SW beating that crap out of Thanos was very satisfying
Except that it made him look like a jobber.

That only means you don't have any friends. Why are you proud of that?

BASED

>they didn't let Thor snaps the gauntlet because he was fat
>dude literally just tanked a neutron star explosion 2 movies prior
>also abandon his people and go camping in space, letting the Valkyrie be the queen of Asgard
why did they do Thor like that? did he piss off some feminists?

So, logically, he should be way more powerful than her. Think about it:
He is naturally very strong and durable, so much so, that he was able to beat the Hulk easily. Besides that, he's got all the infinity stones on the gauntlet, including the one that gave her powers.
Meanwhile, she's a human who got splashed by a single infinity stone. It's reasonable to guess that she's only got a fraction of the stone's power.

Why are you arguing logic in a Disney/Marvel capeshit movie?

Anyway the answer to all your questions in plot convenience, because most people are dumb cunts and no one gives a fuck

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What about Elizabeth Olsen?

Sidelined

Mostly for the fun of pointing out obvious flaws in films everyone cares about.

Jesus Christ are we really discussing shit like this

This is some minor spoilers but can it be ok?? - when they kept commenting on captain americas ass, and even the camera zoomed right to his ass, and there was much objectification of his ass

why couldn't they say the same about captain marvel ?

HUH?

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Why was he banned from magic the gathering

Is it true that past Captain America checks out future Captain America's ass? I saw something like that in a review.

Other way round.

She has a solo fight scene with Thanos in which she almost kills him. That sounds a bit lame but it worked for me as she was angry as fuck at him and hit him will all she had, wrapped him up in her magic TK field and started crushing him. He survives by ordering his ship to bombard his position and she has to let him go. His armor ends up all fucked up and falling off because of her attack.
That's all she does though.

Most likely Waititi being a massive fucking hack again.

They want to turn Thor into more of a goof since it's become apparent after Ghostbusters that Chris Hemsworth can do wacky comedy riffing quite well

The writing was absolutely turd tier. Holy hell. This movie sucked ass

Are the rumours true that Thor basically just fucks around in a Nutty Professor-style fatsuit for most of it? Is he fat during the first Thanos fight?

Are those 3 minutes the last scene where she pops out of nowhere during the finale and punches Thanos in the nuts?

a bit disappointed with the first half, too much "bad" fanservice for my taste, I mean it wasn't really bad bad just not what I expected, like Thor and the gang playing fortnite and Professor Hulk dabbing was pretty cringeworthy but the rest was fine
Second half felt a lot better and was more of what I expected and the fanservice felt better like Cap wielding Mjölnir
All in all I liked and enjoyed it, although it wasn't the greatest movie ever made and I think Infinity War was better even though I enjoyed this one more just because of all the fanservice
yeah it's true, he's not fat during the first thanos fight but then theres a 5 year timeskip and after that he's fat and stays fat

I was unironically disappointed. I thought she was gonna be one of the new main characters and would have a big role to play in this movie and then she's barely in it at all.

I thought it was a smart move. she's new and has to find her footing. while all the rest of the cast is super used to each other and play very naturally off of each other. the moments she was in were really powerful, and also did not show her as invincible. she has swagger. She's helming the avengers from here on out right? im excited for the future.

What the fuck are you on about. I was happy when at the beginning she announced she's gonna fuck off to wherever and stay there, but then she just had to come back for the final fight. Her vagina powers are way too high for any scene with her in it to be enjoyable.

> being disappointed by not ENOUGH captain marvel

she was probably the worst part of the movie. dont get me wrong, i love marvel and i went and have seen her movie but she is so powerful that they have no idea what to do with her so they just say she is somewhere else even though the biggest fight in the universe is happening right here and than she comes for a few kicks and is off again. they made her to powerful and they have no idea how to use her

formerly OH YES YES YES YES YES

>Wanda gets the best and most emotionally earned fight with Thanos.
that's Thor actually, but they did him dirty by making him a slob

That was one of the wrong things they did in this movie (the other being all the female cast, for some reason, getting together and charging)

it's funny because in the comics and animated movies she's just a side character who flies around and shoots energy from her hands generic hero style. she's basically The Wasp but without the ability to shrink and grow at will.

Fortnite had more screentime

Their new direction doesn't include any white male looking characters to be leaders in the films

>cap gone
>iron man gone
>thor gone on wacky adventures

>incel
>go fuck random people like a "normal" person
only a degenerate would think this is an insult

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>Captain America reduced to organizing support groups or homosexuals
The fuck is this shit

I didn't vote for you

>just shut up and accept the shit around you while I feebly attempt to shame you into it
I’ll never understand why redditors love to let others think for them.
You guys are actual morons and literal cucks.