I left with the bestmans number

The irony is that she is as much value to society as a Incel and more than a Neet. You should all fear the day of the rope lads, asocials are not going to be protected anymore.

dont look now got a sequel?

I was going to ask if this was copypasta

Based

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Based.
I bet you’re the type of guy that watches monkey torture

>afterbirth-in-a-wig

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This is a 10/10 in Britain

Kek.

Sick twisted progressive perverts make malteser ads. Another one here.

youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg

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"I dont like malteasers anymore..." ~
Connor Lombardo

why do they have such a hard on for cripples.

Real talk lads, people with disabilities freak the fuck out of me.
I work retail and whenever a mutant like this comes in asking for help I have to grin and bear it when in reality I want to get as far away as possible cause instinctively it's so much harder to connect/emphasize with them.

This is a 10/10 in USA

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>watching adverts
>2019

Always found this advert so patronising

only crippled women. If you're a crippled man its over nigga

epic

It was because of the Paralympics.

I can handle physical deformities. Mental handicaps in my vincinity make me want to snap some tard necks.

This is actually a good advert though

god i fucking hate southerners

WTF I hate war now.

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bong genetics jesus fucking christ

Give war a chance.

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>I work retail and whenever a mutant like this comes in asking for help I have to grin and bear it when in reality I want to get as far away as possible cause instinctively it's so much harder to connect/emphasize with them.

That's because you are uncomfortable in your own skin so seeing people who are different who are 'odd' or 'ugly' but still getting along in life piss you off. Essentially you are a selfish little boy with low self esteem.

As for Malteasers though they can fuck themselves. Seems really exploiting to me.

This is actually a good advert though

You're a bad person. Some of those mongs weren't born that way.

ah sort of makes sense, still trying to imply that goblins in wheelchairs are having sex is blatant false advertising, and should be brought up with the relevant advertising standards board

What she deserves for letting that shitskin kiss her. Unclean filth. fucking WHORE

Lol. Fucking joke this is.

cunnykino

I’m uncomfortable too and that’s not it
I like me, it’s just this deep instinctual disgust when I see a physical or mental handicap. I can keep a straight face but my skin is crawling. I want to be as far away as possible as quickly as possible.

Children of Men 2, Child harder looks kino.

It's because the Paralympics were on you stupid fucking cunts. Imagine being this autistic.
Also you're a fucking joke. It's one of the few good anti war adverts that actually drive it home.

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>It's one of the few good anti war adverts that actually drive it home.
Drive home what exactly? That it's pretentious garbage to make sjws feel sad and get up in arms? Or is there some other meaning i'm not gleaming from this turd?

>mental handicap
Think about what life is like for the high IQ Reddit sorts, where even you and I are comparatively retarded.

Knowing that this is a pasta bummed me a little.
Still great though.

It's a year old and here you are still talking about it. Genius level advertising.

GOD DAMMIT!! Ain't that the fucking truth brother, even if physically they don't exactly look like this, it represents their intelligence and emotional being.

Gonna go and get some maltesers now lad

what the fuck is their problem

guy who creates these midge hate pastas is honestly a literary genius

it really isn't all that unrealistic

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please see (you fucking retard)

It would be a great anti war advert if it weren't for that little shitskin. Since he had to be shown not only being friends, but also KISSING the girl, all I could imagine is if this were to actually happen, that hopefully he'd be among the first casualties to be crushed by the debris of a building.
LITTLE PAKI FUCK

>doesn't get raped and sold into sexual slavery

Unrealistic tbqh.

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>we were gettin a little frisky
no you weren't

yeah but that relationship is fake.

Did we ever get to the bottom of this? What was her deal? Was there payment involved or is she really just a sick freak?

I MUST HAVE SEEN A THOUSAND DREAMS
BEEN HAUNTED BY A MILLION SCREAMS

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>tfw no mentally ill psycho gf to dominate you and control every aspect of your life

this is pretty kino. too bad it's propaganda

shes fucking guys behind his back

She do multiple bbc creampie gangbangs every month to keep this virtue signaling crap

>baww cripples are scary
pathetic tbqh

>t.cripple

>I work retail and whenever a mutant like this comes in

not a shock. you are too busy faking TWA smiles to anyone you think is going to buy a sweater so you can get another 1.25. Of course you have no empathy- you are a parasite who would be replaced if they taught a TARS how to fold an OCBD.

Are peanuts really the kryptonite to the eternal anglo?

youtu.be/N7OBcz6sUv4

it's meant to make anglos think "wtf I want millions of 30 year old africans in my country now" because it shows a little anglo girl in their situation

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>normal woman on midget man
funny as fuck
>normal man on midget woman
sick fucks

Midgets on Mulligan's Island is the GOAT midget porn.

most of the nut allergy kids are the result of bad parents who fed them nut products before 6 months of age.

shit really? I thought you fed babies peanut products to prevent that?

>trusting some shitskin to cook your meal right

I feel for her big fucking time but restricting nut usage is something I can't get behind. Maybe she should have to wear a gas mask like device or something to prevent the peanut particles from getting near her. I think it's fucking ridiculous to restrict something for everyone to benefit a small percentage. We should also pour way more money into making sure this allergy is eradicated, if we can.

Its an ad you nonce

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this lady looks like she's eternally gazing upon an unspeakable cosmic horror. eyes wide, mouth agape, limbs contorted. i'm imagining there's a constant image of mr. peanut tap dancing in the center of her vision

It's terrible if you want to sell maltesers but we all know it's not about mere monetary gain

>the special olympics are on so the weird sexual innuendos are fine!
typical brainlet

>impressively large dogs
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

LEAVE HER ALONE

uncanny

>literal mongs are out there having sex right now while you are still a virgin

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Glad to see Maisie is getting work outside of game of thrones.

This little FREAK is a fucking abomination. It's a testament to how far we have declined as a society that she wasn't dashed against rocks as an infant. What a horrible, disgusting affront to the goodness of God's creation.

If I were anywhere near London, our modern Gomorrah, I would choke the life out of this little mongrel's disgusting and hateful demonic face.

My day is ruined for having gazed upon such filth.

The sheer unholy AUDACITY to try and pass this mutt, this mongrel, this ANIMAL as a human being fills me with such rage that I quake in anger.

Had this halfling resided in my village I would come to her at night with fire and cleanse the world of her stain. It is a failing of modern society that now I would somehow be accused of a crime for ridding God's kingdom of such affronts to his glory.

If you told me our kids would be healthy and normal, there’s a couple of retards and midgets I’d gladly fuck rn.

This is probably legit, 4chanx keeps double posting for me recently, it fucks up just like this.

You're implying God makes mistakes with our creation, user.

All disabled people are being punished by God tbqh

This. I feel bad for her
there is no feeling worse than when you’re swiping nonstop through tinder and you accidentally match with some girl with this disease thing, and then you have to ignore her messages

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WHAT IF

GUYS

WHAT IF

JUST HEAR ME OUT

WHAT IF

LISTEN

WHAT IF

WHAT IF THE BEST MAN HAS THE SAME CONDITION AS SHE HAS?

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youtube.com/watch?v=_4i697nJ0XQ

Post illness kino

why feel bad? Just a small taste of what its like to be even an attractive guy on dating apps and dating in general

>WHAT IF THE BEST MAN HAS THE SAME CONDITION AS SHE HAS?

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Also the woman in the commercial that OP posted has been on this shiw and she rejected a guy because of his height

Maltesers are women's chocolate. They put the goblin in the advert so they can feel good about themselves.

lmao no way, link ?

This is the guy I’m arguing with everyday on Yea Forums

U mad white boi?

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I hate ironic cuntyness

Also

Who still exchanges numbers

absolutely based
new fetish

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rofl, even that mongrel hates manlets

wow, what a horrific existence, would fucking quality of life is that?

It has NOTHING to do with that. Why do liberal shits always take normal human reactions and try to say it's about you? Is this what they really think, or is it just a standard shaming tactic they learned in progressive brainwash reeducation camps?
Animals have always been disgusted by the deformed. Its a natural evolutionary response because you're supposed to want to get rid of them to conserve resources for your healthy pack. PC humans try to tell us this isn't okay so we hide it but it's still there.

They say she's cognizant still and she seems to retain some motion, I think I'd kill myself if at all possible. I'd rather be remembered for pre-30 me than the post-30 me

youtube.com/watch?v=0LYYneMSdVQ

At 11 minutes she says someone OVER 6 FOOT. Even literal mongrels don't want manlets.

Retail worker fuck your mom at some point?

She probably meant beastman's.

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>from the UK
>a UK produced show is BLOCKED IN THE UK
???????????????????

the ABSOLUT state of the UK jfc.

t. mongoloid

This is fucking great.

Because they don't want you watching it for free.

Its cause they want you to watch it on 4od or whatever instead

holy shit

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>mfw I left that shithole for good
serves you right for watching tv on an actual tv you stupid cunt

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>fell off a black man's diseased dingus
OK you got me There, have a (you)

not him but the point is that this shit can happen everywhere and in a short span but i don't expect a brainlet to understand.

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No you moron. Our current situation is a result of our ejection from God's kingdom and direct influence. All worldly suffering is a direct result of human nature. God doesn't create each human personally.

Got a link? Never heard of this.

>Maybe she should have to wear a gas mask like device or something

All women should have to wear skin tight latex catsuits and gas masks to prevent possible allergic reactions.

That's a 4 at best. Like, she's the girl you pick up as the bar is closing.

How did he do it?

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>DUDE war and societal instability could happen to anyone, it's completely random

what in the fuck

no, it's a natural biological reaction. meant to protect you from disease

This little FREAK is a fucking abomination. It's a testament to how far we have declined as a society that he wasn't dashed against rocks as an infant. What a horrible, disgusting affront to the goodness of God's creation.

If I were anywhere near Manchester, our modern Gomorrah, I would choke the life out of this little mongrel's disgusting and hateful demonic face.

My day is ruined for having gazed upon such filth.

Most midgets in the uk lie for insurance scams.

Imagine having that big of a chin but still being a jawlet

I was typing it in a tongue and cheek kind of way. Such human suffering exists because the Chinese haven't perfected genetic engineering yet and her parents didn't/couldn't screen her in the womb. I don't really care about your dead religious prophet or his dads.

The sheer unholy AUDACITY to try and pass this mutt, this mongrel, this ANIMAL as a human being fills me with such rage that I quake in anger.
Had this halfling resided in my village I would come to him at night with fire and cleanse the world of his stain. It is a failing of modern society that now I would somehow be accused of a crime for ridding God's kingdom of such affronts to his glory.

>tfw britfag

this has always been my fave thread on Yea Forums
POST MORE DEGENERATE AD KINO LADS!

youtube.com/watch?v=9IgpzA4pYAM

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Hate crime reported to the police and report made to the janitor. Expect a knock at the door and a blocked account. Cheers!

midge

Kek

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IM 6'1 LET ME FUCKING WATCH THIS!

He didn't.

>show off your fucked up kid on TV
>he motions to kill himself

youtube.com/watch?v=YoXhNOzVuLI

movies for this feel?

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The best man

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>end my suffering

lmao my fucking sides

She hears the whispers and knows she is powerless to stop what is to come.

honk honk

>ot him but the point is that this shit can happen everywhere and in a short span
not really, the geo political forces that keep war away from the developed countries is functioning as well as it ever was. You're just taking a stance to feel smarter than the other user when you're around the same level, mentally. :)

I want one!

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holy kek

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Daaam Arya looks like that!?

the state of london

>gun fingers
>to my throat
>pull trigger please
holy shit

isn't he just doing a thinking

And we all know how much of worldwide juggernaut Yea Forums is right ? Right?

ok... now this is epic

i don't have kids but if i had this thing i'd definitely put it up for adoption if i was the mother, if my partner wanted to keep it i'd probably just walk away

Whats his endgame

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>Also you're a fucking joke. It's one of the few good anti war adverts that actually drive it home.
It's not anti-war, it's a pro-refugee advert you subversive niggerfaggot. They're trying to guilt you into thinking the refugees are all sad little girls and not violent, fighting age shitskins coming to get gibs and set up terror cells. Fuck you. Strange how they also neglect to show how they're aiding in illegally trafficking people from Africa into Europe.

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I don't even know what's happening in this one

Is he a cuc.k?

Is she having a baby for a gay couple?

Does this relate to juice in any way?

my god

See this is why I won't have kids. Even if the likelihood of it turning out like this is 0.000000000001% that is still too risky for me.

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The kicker is half the time these genetic fuck ups are detected in the womb but the parents are so selfish they want to bring something into the world knowing it'll have next to no quality of life and will die young.

youtu.be/70B1S5WRcxY

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I always love coming to these threads.

I don't think so man he motions with his finger

Based page 3 model rapist telling it like it is

that will never not be funny, what a spectacular tard

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kek, I remember some anons saying this was faked, sure doesn't look fake to me.

you're fucking dumb holy shit. western countries are already in a political mess and shillery clinton was about to enforce a no fly zone once she eventualy got elected. that alone would have lead to a war with russia. if you think a dumb political move alone isn't enough to trigger a war between countries then you propably got your political understanding from childreen cartoons. you dumb motherfucker should have gotten your keyboard taken away and replaced with a history book. well done outing yourself as a retard while acting just as dumb as you act smug.

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Labyrinth

>dat body

gatDAMN

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Frankie Boyle was right!

War. What is it good for?

EVERYTHING!

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>well done outing yourself as a retard while acting just as dumb as you act smug.
you are a singular type of stupid if you think you are in the right here mate. Get less angry next time and more educated, you fucking mongrel shitstain.

>estern countries are already in a political mess and shillery clinton was about to enforce a no fly zone once she eventualy got elected. that alone would have lead to a war with russia.
yep, you're retarded. cheers :)

Fuck off war is based.

>litteraly no argument the post

Live by the nut, die by the nut

I don't get what's so bad about this one, at least she's fuckable, and she makes fun of herself instead of pretending she's everyone's equal.

Jesus Christ, this is horrible. This is what she looked like before.

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explain pearl harbor you retards.

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The gene pool thanks you for your voluntary removal.

she deserves it for trusting random paki's with her food

Look at the size of his head, he must of seduced her using the power of intellect and reason.

We literally bombed and killed Russian citizens in Syria. Putin's not retarded and doesn't want to start a war with the US

>military general
>low iq shitposter on Yea Forums
hard to pick who i trust more when it comes to war discussion. also we are drifting from my main point
youtube.com/watch?v=8mNgElVy7eQ

>second a day
so she argued with her mom for three days about getting on the boat? How retarded

The strength of diversity is the food!

I’m not buying anything though

back when i first saw this i could have sworn she said beastman since she might need a ride to her show or something

jfc, she was normal before the peanuts?

fucking gypsies

Sophie Turner looking rough

The general literally says that "enforcing a no fly zone would not require us to go to war." Putin doesn't want to go to war with NATO, he's interested in preserving Russia's sphere of influence but neither country is looking to fight over bs

Fuck peanut allergy kids imposing a literal dictatorship in all public spaces. Go live in a plastic bubble you fucking wimps.

more like 'not necessarily' wich is what he said, but fair enough. in the end the whole point of my comment was that wars break out fast given the tension is here.

kek reminds me of that horse from bravest warriors

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>If you don't like being around actual mutants you just hate yourself.

No, they're fucking disgusting is the issue. Same with the hamplanets, same with the weirdly pierced/tatted freaks, same with the trannies. They're weird, malformed disgusting and they should have been euthanised at birth.

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I like how they had to show the American flag right before her to indicate that she just LOVES america

But the rapefugees and shitskins are most often the cause and perpetrator of that shit in their own hell holes. It's like showing a picture of a chinaman getting eaten by wolves with the caption 'We don't want this to happen, invite wolves home now'

Not gonna lie. if this little britbong saucepot decided to hook up with WankitNow I'd certainly consider buying a porn licence just to listen to her talk utter filth

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You westerners have such vivid imaginations. A blessing and ultimately your curse

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youtube.com/watch?v=A5wVtTQzniI

Reminder that this advert was banned for sexualising children

Yes, it's actually an advert for bread. People are fucking mental.

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How does it feel that you're even lower than niggers that blame whites for everything?

youtube.com/watch?v=Gxzdo8FfrW0

See if you can guess what it's selling before you see it

In fairness I'm a creep and she's a hot looking little girl. Would abduct into a white van and rape/10

She's 19 there

hey Yea Forums
HEY!

i saw this today
bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0775n46
and thought of you

low and behold here is the thread as if fate itself.

"when i'm on dating websites"
so which of you lucky fellas have matched with her???

Prefer the wheelchair midge on Eastenders

far too angry

OI SHE GAVE HIM A CHEEKY WANK INNIT, FOCKIN ELL M8

Hot looking woman then. Still would.

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I'm fairly certain that if she has a fit then she's not able to consent. I think she just told her mates she got raped

>"I'm not ashamed of my disability, but when other people see it they're disgusted so I hide it."

Literally textbook example of shame, is she mentally retarded as well as physically devastated?

It's good pasta

i went on a date with a girl in a wheelchair once and my mates all called her "spinny spinny go go"

F

kek

I mean I'd most certainly commit a crime with that little boy

holy shit . . . I could fuck a pool noodle . . . look at that hole :)

>Match with girl on tinder
She's cute even though it appears she's in a wheelchair
>Whatever, no harm in broadening the horizon
>Set up up a date, she tells me to meet outside her apartment
>Some time later I send her a message that I've arrived
>"Okay, my mom will come down and open the door for you"
>The fuck?
>An elderly veiled muslim woman opens the door for me and lets me inside
>Should've left at this point
>Her mother and I don't talk due to a language barrier
>So the trip up the elevator is even more akward
>Eventually I enter her flat
>There she lies, in a unmade bed surrounded by piles of dusty clothes
>She makes jerky movements and groans when seeing me
>Truns out she can't move or speak at all
>My chest feels tight and I feel a bit panicked
>The words "what the fuck, what the fuck what the fuck" are repeated in my head
>This girl is way more handicapped than I thought
>Her only way to communicate is to type on her phone(with great effort I might add)
>For whatever reason I decide to follow through with the date since I don't want to be a dick
>Her mother pick her up and place her in a wheelchair
>Before we leave her mom asks me to lift some furniture so she can pick up something she dropped earlier that day
>With that out of the way it was time to take this girl to some café
>Autobots let's roll out

cont.

Has anyone asked her if she'd like be rolled into traffic?

This is as attractive as they come in Britain. Fucking kill me.

>autobots roll out

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Midgets creep me the fuck out

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Why the fuck does this part always get me

Kind of cute desu

>The mother wanted to tag along to the entrance of the apartment complex
>And as such all three of us couldn't fit in the elevator
>I walked down the stairs instead
>Considered for a brief moment to outrun them before the elevator got to the bottom floor and make my escape
>Tempting, but that goes agains the code of the supreme gentleman
>They finally reach the entrance and I have to wait for the extremely slow handicap lift to take her down the last steps of the stairs
>The screeching of the lift matched my internal agony
>When they're down her mother hands the chair over to me
>I'm behind the wheels now
>We leave and I ask her where he wants to go since I don't know the city that well
>She rotates with her feet either to the right pr left and I steer the chair in said direction
>We finally reach the café and I get a coffee while she gets hot chocolate
>I pay and ask where she wants to sit(kek)
>There is almost no conversation between us due to the obvious reason that she can't talk
>Instead I ask a bunch of stale questions and she replies by slowly typing on the phone
>All of a sudden she makes a bunch of jerky movements and she gags on the straw she got with her hot coco
>She coughs, spit and gurgle all over the fucking table
>Jesus Christ get the napkins
>She nods when I ask if she's alright
>Decide that enough is enough
>"Oh shit I need to get going"
>Wheelgirl don't ask any questions and we roll the fuck out of there

cont.
>

This is getting hot

>13 mins between posts

are you typing this manually? this isn't pasta?

What the fuck is up with this company's obsession with physically and mentally disabled women engaging in sex?

It's to shame incels

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BRITBURKAS

youtube.com/watch?v=lYIEAIogarI

The other one was fine, the point is that spastics are people just like you and me

Kino advert
Fuck refugees though, I shit on the middle east.

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my nigga this is a 0

>you're so bad
>that's what he said

No it wasn't. He said "oh shit, that was an accident, please don't call the police"

Fucking shame.

ok, this is epic

I'm still amazed the sign language can apparently express so much with so little.

continue

1984

What's awful is that she can think like any normal person but everyone talks to her like she's a retard.

It doesn't, they don't have connecting words so the subs basically translate it into English.

What she said instead of "I was round at Theo's last night" was "me boyfriend house night" and then her mate intuits what she means from context.

I honestly wish I could sink those boats

>afterbirth-in-a-wig
every time

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The best man was Warwick Davis

He was the only midget I could tolerate too. Fucking dwarf nigger.

If we killed these things and employed these cartakers at useful jobs like trash removal or counting paperclips instead, it would boost our economy

oh that's right, now that I think of it, since it's conceptual and not phonetical they cannot say proper names can't they
and they don't conjugate? she can't say it happened in the past or she just didn't?

>On our way back I speedwalk faster than Sanic
>Actually bumped into someone by accident since I couldn't stop the chair on time(underestimated the weight of the damn thing)
>Despite the guy almost getting knocked over her handicap opression card saved me from any scolding
>Noice
>When we finally arrive outside her apartment there is a horribly akward and long wait of silence before her mother gets down
>As she opens the door I give them both a brief hug and speedwalk to the bus station
>Relieved it's over
>Get home and figure I should blow off some steam by shitposting in a manlet thread on /fit/
>As I lift the lid of the laptop google is still on alongside my last search
>"How to have sex with a girl in a wheelchair"
>Close the page and groan in shame

Haven't told anyone I know IRL about this

Posted this story on /fit/ back when it happened in January, but I never saved it so it's not word from word to what I wrote back then. Never bothered to save it since I got no replies and only posted it again here due to the topic of this thread

Reported to reddit and the police. Enjoy your account being banned and getting a knock on the door from @metpolice for that hate crime you just posted.

>6 weeks later
@metpolice why is this hate speech still online?

>report made to the janitor
Announcing reports is a bannable offense mate.

>a gang of impressively large dogs
The master stroke

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lrn2Warwick-posting

BACK WHEN ADVERTS WERE KINO

youtube.com/watch?v=Bt4Mmu6iXZA

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No he's not. There's no climax or gut wrenching brutality. Just a bit of memery

The copypasta forgets that these people are British, so it's not like the best man is a Chad or even remotely attractive. Heck, the goblin is probably a solid 6/10 for England.

>As I lift the lid of the laptop google is still on alongside my last search
>"How to have sex with a girl in a wheelchair"
>Close the page and groan in shame

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Go to bed Moshe.

I'd shag her lads

youtube.com/watch?v=KlB77vM2FMg

An everyday example of a child trying to flee the norf

based

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I honestly called my self a retarded faggot out loud when typing that because all the memories came back to me like a tidal wave of shame

maybe hes a goblin.

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youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs#t=22s

Reminder that Peter Dinklage, Emmy award winning actor from Game of Thrones is in the video for this pop song about paedophilia

Did you message her after and tell it's not gonna work? Or just not talk to her

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>made me imagine getting jerked off by a retard
:(

He has a pool

cheers, lad

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>i know its copypasta but
you're gonna need more midgets at that rate

I never sent her a message back, which in hindsight means I'm a bit of a cunt. Guess I just wanted to forget any of this ever happened

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>when you technically die for 30 minutes and come come back with a face frozen in terror and unable to speak

what does she remember

>not simply letting the poor woman die
Honestly, this is torture. Bringing her back after six minutes of death and forcing her to exist like this is torture.

You're a champ for not bailing the fuck out in the first place.

You did good user, bolting the fuck outta there would've beenworse morally.

And she really shouldn't have fucking lied about being that handicapped.

but if she's supposed to be a rapefugee why didn't her dad and brothers beat her to death for this disgrace to Allah?

Fucking right on mate. Disgusting accents, all

Fucking jackpot. Totally would make her wear the uniform while I fuck her though.

Only 3% of CPR attempts actually result in revival and they almost always result in neurological deficits, brain death at worst, or broken ribs and a severely bruised heart & lungs at best.

Resuscitation is not some magic bullet like it's portrayed on tv. It's fucking last ditch shit to stop people being sued.

kek good point

legs too sticc would not fuck

I'm surprised Burkha bitches aren't fatter- I mean they aren't allowed outside so they can't smoke, no drinking, clits ripped out of their cunts so they can't even cum, not even allowed to look at art of anything other than a plant or geometric design, have to live with thirteen other bitches, half of them being sisterwives but also the husband's extended family. That pretty much leaves eating as their singular physical vice.

The great irony being, that uncontrolled immigration and muslim "refugees" actively destabilise the west and make unrests here more likely.

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food gets boring when it becomes a chore

u gay

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>sexualising children
but teenage girls dressing like sluts and it making their dad mad is just what happens.

It's two minutes till "brain death", right? One should stop after that point

>Well dad never said anything about me going over to my 23 year old boyfriends house on this skirt so I think I'll do that instead.

Do you think you'd bail in that situation?

That's real gross.
I don't want to see roasties with gobs full of masticated food.

>about pedophilia
He's just ragging on a Jewish pal for dating a teen, song's actually pretty based.

Reminder that this is the world Jews want for every white nation.

just because anglos look a little funny doesnt mean they arent people

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Nah, she soaks up more tax money than neets, gauranteed.
>le incel
Oh, it's a redditourist. Carry on being retarded.

If only this happened to Britain so those anglo fucks get wiped out.

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Absolute madlad

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Third part got deleted for some reason

Saved the story this time around, fuck the jannies

>On our way back I speedwalk faster than Sanic
>Actually bumped into someone by accident since I couldn't stop the chair on time(underestimated the weight of the damn thing)
>Despite the guy almost getting knocked over her handicap opression card saved me from any scolding
>Noice
>When we finally arrive outside her apartment there is a horribly akward and long wait of silence before her mother gets down
>As she opens the door I give them both a brief hug and speedwalk to the bus station
>Relieved it's over
>Get home and figure I should blow off some steam by shitposting in a manlet thread on /fit/
>As I lift the lid of the laptop google is still on alongside my last search
>"How to have sex with a girl in a wheelchair"
>Close the page and groan in shame

Haven't told anyone I know IRL about this

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RISE

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Is this real?

>ah ah ah, no dijiste la palabra mágica

>died for six minutes
man I bet she was thinking WHY DID YOU REVIVE ME

jajajajaja

>she probably wants to die, but the mother knows best and interprets her cries for help as whatever she wants to hear.

There's nothing a person with a defect hates more than the idea of having a partner with that defect.