So why does specifically capeshit get a sticky to remind people not to post spoilers?

The just turn your brain off phrase just gained a whole new meaning.

>just turn your brain off user and let us control it while you enjoy our cool movies

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>The Janny lumbers down the stairs into the darkness below, the siren glow of computer screens being the only light to guide him. In his fat pudgy fingers he grasps a hot plate of freshly microwaved hotpockets - a self awarded reward for a job well done. As he lumbers slowly to the computer he navigates the basement clutter - sticky anime figures, piss jugs and crumpled tissues. He sits on the much abused chair in front of the computer as he adjusts his adult diaper which peeks out over the top of his cargo shorts.
>The Janny looks first at the screen to the right, expertly paused midway through an episode of My Little Pony, then to the one on the left. He lets out a weird squeal of joy as he sees his sticky - the thing he's so proud of. Surely no one would be able to ruin the climax of ten long years of watching children's movies for him now. He indulges himself on a hotpocket and then wipes his hand on his t-shirt adorned with anthropomorphic wolves, which only makes his fingers more greasy. One of these putrid fingers reaches for the heavily abused F5 button and presses down.
>What comes next is an ear piercing scream that one would be surprised to know came from male voicebox, loud enough to wake the Janny's mom and her melinated boyfriend. The sound was soon followed by the familiar rumbling of shit filling Janny's diaper.
>A quick glance at the screen would find the cause of such commotion. There, right there, next to his beloved sticky, were the words the Janny had feared so much:
>"TONY STARK DIES"

Are you denying the fact that the MCU isn't the single most successful movie franchise of all time, and Avengers movies specifically don't occupy several of the top grossing all-time slots along with being some of the most culturally influential movies of all time? If the answer to this is no, you're a contrarian and an objective retard. It's fine to not like the MCU, but to deny its impact and screech about "the mouse" or "jews" or "reddit" or anything else is legit autism.

the study was about how they dulled the stress/threat overreaction centers of the brain. basically religious conservatives are physiologically paranoid 24/7 lol.

You added overreaction mate. You put that in there for no reason except you want to be on the right side. Also, if you actually look around at the world it’s a miracle we aren’t all stressed out and paranoid to the point of psychosis.

Not him, but you literally invoked mind control, which is a bullshit low IQ meme.

The "don't spoil" thing is just BS marketing to trick people into thinking this is a huge life changing event. I read the spoiler threads and there wasn't anything particularly original or a significant twist.

If my choice is being paranoid or ignorant, I choose paranoid. If it's a choice between a society of paranoid people or a society of naive sheep, I still choose paranoid. You double faggot.

I did add overreaction, because that's the only statistical conclusion a sane person would come to in the context of immigration.

>Also, if you actually look around at the world
At the richest and highest quality of life nations to as of yet exist on this planet? At the lowest crime rates in the history of mankind? Am I supposed to be stressing because some divide-and-conquer politicians keep fearmongering emotional bullshit in order to keep voting for them? That's pretty fucking brainlet tier.

Your choice is being paranoid AND ignorant, or neither of these things, you fucking retard. Pretty obvious which you chose.

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>godcucks and racists can't help themselves, their fearful tribe mentality is genetic
lol

The latter. It's paid advertisment by Disney.

/r/Yea Forums has spoilers in the sub description, redd it is more Yea Forums than Yea Forums now

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>so why does specifically capeshit get a sticky to remind people not to post spoilers?
gee it's almost like it's the culmination of the biggest cultural and financial movie franchise of all time or something. and it's not like they've ever stickied anything before, right? this is completely unprecedented, isn't it? retard.

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hello newfag

Of all the "culturally important" movie franchises, this is the one where spoilers matter the least. With Harry Potter people actually cared about the ending, because they knew there wasn't going to be a sequel and Rowling could kill off characters. That's why spoiling Half-Blood Prince was so fun. With the MCU, none of the characters are even original; they've all died in previous portrayals, yet here they are. There are no stakes. We're still gonna get Marvel movies, and all of your favorite characters are going to have their wacky adventures til the end of time.

>because that's the only statistical conclusion a sane person would come to in the context of immigration.
>durr just let them invade the country and steal all your resources

do you think normies care about characters? they're attached to the actors who play them, and they're going to be devastated when their favorite actors "die forever" in Endgame. I can almost guarantee you that they're setting up for Riri Williams in the future of the MCU, and just people aren't going to care nearly as much for the "new iron man" or her "wacky adventures" as they did for RDJ. Assuming he dies, anyway. I've been avoiding spoilers myself, but it's pretty plain to see who's leaving the franchise based on their contracts being up.

>typical /pol/shit emotional propaganda response
Facts don't care about your feelings, sweetie.