>be me
>never driven a car before
>want to become a formula 1 driver
>read a couple books
>immediately jump on a 1000 horsepower machine and try doing the nürburgring in 90 seconds
>die
>have a movie made about me
u mad?
Be me
Christian Rogers
James Miller
Not really, losers deserve some recognition in movies as well.
Juan Wood
>OP uses bullshit analogy
Kys faggot
Aiden Fisher
>be me
Why do election fags start greentext like this?
Cooper Reed
Guy probably pissed off some Native American spirit. The white man should fear the land.
Henry Parker
You mean the land should fear the white man right?
Liam Nelson
Pathetic hippie cuck go to the forest and die because his stupidty
The only thing I hate of this movie is that they trying to portrait like Jesus, that scene where he doesn't shot a deer because she was with her baby deer was CRINGE
Jonathan Roberts
>Bro... fuck society I got wanderlust and I just wanna live out alone with nature like god intended
God I fucking hate into the wild
Owen Perry
He was pretty dumb. Best part was (in RL) how hunters and actual survivalists tried to give him tips and tell him what equipment he needed, he ignored all of it. Then died.
Jason Jenkins
Why do they look like those japanese meme dogs?
Jace Smith
>not liking nature
Based eunuch zoomies, don't forget your soilent at your coworking space
Nathaniel Cook
>liking nature=thinking nature loves you and won't kill you when it gets the chance
reminds me of that scene in grizzly man, when the hippy cunt's fox gets killed and he realized nature isn't like the hippy dream of harmony and peace.
Leo Davis
Lmaoing at all these autistic losers seething they don't have the balls to do what this man did.
Gavin Watson
they discovered Yea Forums through r*ddit and they have the idea it works like that
Lucas Flores
When will we get a movie about pic related, a truly meaningful and much more relatable story than OP’s?
Jason Flores
He is clearly one of those people who enjoy telling people about his adventures more than his adventures.
Hunter Myers
IIRC there was a gamer who did pretty much the same thing but succeeded
Julian Edwards
You mean die alone in the woods after being completely unprepared and poisoning themselves?
Isaac Collins
People have started greentext like that for so long you poser faggot.
Noah Howard
Formerly alive
Brody Foster
I remember people greentexting
>be me
Since fucking 2010
Hudson Russell
and what are you going to do with your life, user?
probably less but hey, at least you'll live longer.