Carl is the greatest cartoon character ever conceived.
Post your best Carl quotes.
I'll start:
>Yeah, I lost something. I lost peace and quiet. What do you need?! What do you want?! Can I not just live here, without having to occasionally deal with you animals?
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>"Hey Carl!"
>"Oh, great. You've seen me."
Humanity summed up in five words.
One of my favorites despite being so simple. The delivery is amazing.
>"It don't matter, none of this matters."
I felt that dudes.
"Nah....sometimes, I kinda wanna die".
>SOUTH BRONX PARADISE!
nice
>Next door, jackass.
>That's right, get lost.
>What are you friggin doing that for, you're just gonna die.
Best Carl scene.
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>Yeah they're $8 a piece there fry man so uhhh... you LOOK
>It's cool, I don't have a problem with that, I'm fine with it. I don't think it is...ya know, constitutional. But yeah, they do whatever they want. Long as they ain’t flaunting out in my yard or nothin’, cause, y’know...I’m a man
Why is he such a boomer?
You try living next to talking sociopathic fast food.
I could fight everyone in this thread.
good thread. sometimes Yea Forums is alright.
>Tonight. You!
Handbanana, nooooo!
>Hey, buddy, how you doin'? Pizzaland, huh? Yeah, that's lots of fun. I just called to tell you that YOU BURNED MY FRICKIN' HOUSE DOWN!
>"Friendship ain't about trust, it's about nunchucks!"
Was this supposed to make me laugh, because it worked.
>I’m your fadda, I just made you
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he was born between 1946 and 1964
>Ahhh, I'm stuffed now, I-I couldn't have anoth- OUGH... Oh, okay, one more. I'm gonna have one more, and then that'll be it.
>"NOW YOU LISTEN DIRECTLY TO ME, FOR I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST, AND I HAVE COME TO SHOW YOU WHAT CHRISTMAS WAS LIKE."
>...
>"A'right."
1961, according to his driver's license.
well, there ya go
>Ever since my son was...never conceived because I never had consensual sex without money involved, I've always looked at you as sort of a... thing that I could, you know, live next to in accordance with state laws.
>I see you-uh, found the mummy there.
>You knew about this?
>Oh yeah, you think you're weird. The guys before you...heh-heh. I-I dont care what you do behind closed behind closed doors. But, when you start putting mummies in the yard, where I can see them! It becomes my business!
>They don't die neither. You're in it for the long haul. You go feed your mummy there. For the rest of your life.
>Another contender in the battle for the mountain!
>Ah, freakin' take it. It's over there.
>Hello ladies. I'd like you to meet my little friend, Goliath. We had to special elastic pants for him from the internet.
It's little interactions like this that carry the show. I find it hard to explain this when I'm selling it to someone
It don’t matter. None of this matters.
>Truly they were... an Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
The solemn, melancholic way a title drop of all things is delivered followed by Carl yelling that they aren't leaving fast enough is, at least for me, the perfect way to "finish" the series. Makes me laugh every time.
He is so fun!
And he a d Shake are comedy gold!
>I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK!
I'm looking for a clip of a certain Carl quote but I'm not sure if he ever said it or if I made it up. Is the an episode where Carl says:
>"You gotta bang your head to wake the dead" ?
>This is Carl. I'm not here right now so, you know, just leave me a message or just leave me alone. WHATEVER.
Sounds like it's from the Totem Pole episode. Season 9, episode 10.
>"Oh man. you are getting me so angry."
Or pretty much anything from when shake and him were competing over that space cop.
>Well, he's not a boy anymore. He's a MAN. 'CUZ HE JUST RAPED ME!
Do they have the full episodes on YT? I've been wanting to watch the whole series again.
>What do you think about my story?
>Yeah, well, you know l'm not much of a reader.
l'm more into, uh, photography.
>Do you think l can sell it? Do you? Well, do you have any notes? ls there something l should change?
>You could add some boobs. And some lesbos, yeah! Then you got it goin' on! Breasts and lesbians.
>Yeah, thanks Carl!
>Whoa whoa, whoa whoa! Where do you think you're going?
>l was gonna rework the story. You said...
>Oh, no no no. You see that Latin kid back there? l've been watching him puke in the Knights Chamber for the last five minutes.
>Eww.
>You better go hose him off before his parents show up.
This made my day
That guy fucking killed it as Carl.
Best cartoon character ever!
They have the whole series on adultswim.com. I think you need a cable login though.
"You leave me out of this, the Lord does not need to know I'm here!'
>I freakin' knew somethin' wasn't right! I'm not letting it slide this time! Freaking robot turkey....
>Blood going up the walls that's good right? Y'know that's elf blood too, that ain't cheap.
>How much you want?
>Oh I dont know...a million?
>...killer. Draft a check in the morning.
>You're serious aren't you? THANK YOU GOD!
SOUTH BRONX PARASITE DIET, BABY!
My favorite scene in the entire series.
>Well, l don't dance unless l'm totally wasted.
>All right, then. Let's get wasted.
>BA BA BADDA DOOP
>Damn it. Go away. Go away. So tired of this. Friggin go away you freak.
hey im a freakin horse guy over here.
Did... did Frylock m-preg Carl?
>Carl moves to Retroville
>No food monsters next-door
>Plenty of trashy fast food from McSpanky's
>Carl competes with Carl in putting the moves on Jimmy's mom
>Has to deal with that little shit genius kid who keeps nearly destroying the town
Is Carl's life made better or worse by this?
What would happen if he moved in next to the protagonist of the last show you watched?
>The Owl House
Kek, he'd hate it and probably get killed/cursed by the first witch he makes a pass at.
>Better Call Saul
He'd thrive in the BrBa universe i think
Meatwad calls
>"Why you call me here?"
It's simple but it works
>Yeah, the cops said he had a straw-like protrusion and a cup-like body, yeah, you know anybody like that?
>tfw the older I get the more I identify with Carl.
I'm worried brehs...
>Uh tonight you will get your dick ripped off.
>That doesn't sound right does it?
Return to Yea Forums you mongrel.
What?
Don't use that word outside of Yea Forums you ignorant moron.
Nigger what the fuck are you complaining about?
Complaining? Don't mince words you disgusting freak.
Amazing
Who was killed more often? Carl or Shake?
>is that a prize?
nah you dont
however it is ad riddled of course and its the finicky ones too where the ad block probably wont work unless you fuck around with it
im leaning towards shake but my memories foggy
>”I saw this coming out of my house into yours. So I put two and two together and decided you’re pissing me off.”
>Nachos grande
Shake.
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>Dude, what are dancing about here?
>You're poor
That scene is fucking amazing.
>Better Call Saul
I can very easily see him be one of Jimmy's clients, maybe even push him to leave Kim and go full Saul.
Assuming he doesn't do something that'd cause him to get killed by the cartel.
Looks like Carl married a woman and had a child. How sweet.
Nah, Looks to me like he’s just carrying his wife’s child and realizing there’s a point to life.
>The machine ate my money
>It did WHAT to my son!?
>Carl proceeds to trash the prize grab machine in a cheap pizza parlor
I unironically think Carl would be an OK stepdad. He doesn't seem like he gives enough of a shit to get abusive with a kid and will readily take any sort of slight inconvenience to the kid as a personal affront to be explosively escalated and solved with violence.
>You're think of Crotch Town. Yeah Crotch Town. It's next to Boob Berg but Boob Berg...ehhh kinda weak.
>You took a minor conflict over who was to use the copy machine first and exploded it into physical violence, and for that I applaud you.
I think I've got some crabs for you to have. They may not be Alaskan king but, they feel huge
You guys ever been in a three way before?
>You just look at me. Look at him looking at me.
This line's stuck with me for years and I don't know why
>Certainly not gonna sign for any more packages with the word 'CONGO' written in blood.
>you seen ma fingehs?
>I STUDIED ELEVATOR REPAIR
>hell yeah I'll accept charges
>I GOT YER FADDER RIGHT HERE HEHEHEHE I GOT YA DADDY HAHAHAHAHA
Fuckin Carl, man
Carl, we've got to get out of her. Quick
>Yeah he's making people disappearo
i miss carl's stone cold lock of the century of the week
If ok for you means not beating you I must give you my pity.
>I would like to request that you play ANY MUSIC BUT THIS CRAP!
>It sounds like a dumpster full of dying cats falling down the stairs!
>STOP PLAYING THIS MUSIC!
>It's cocoa butter, makes the hookers feel welxome
this is made by someone who has never seen the show, in the larry miller hair system he saw what he would be like with a loving family and he thought it looked gay as shit. THIS is gay as shit.
>That time he was on GTAV's radio
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>The hell you lookin at?
>You think we oughta take another whack at this? Because I'm still seeing paint and it's starting to MOCK ME!
I could really watch the MC P Pants episode all the time
>Let me introduce you to "The Enforcer".
>I wanna be called spaghetti
>Carl is the greatest cartoon character ever conceived.
You could drop Carl into any other cartoon and not only would it work, it would dramatically improve the show.
That's how great Carl is.
There isn't a show in existence that couldn't be improved by having carl in it.
Based.
He makes everything better.
Carl’s voice actor is literally Andy DeMayo in Steven Universe
Oh yea, I forgot about that, nice.
Get outta my frickin hangar
They should've named his plane 2 wicked.
>didn’t get any lines in his appearance in SUF
What a disappointment
Remember when Carl got hypnotized by his own Hypno-Rims?
>I don’t know...... I’m done with that. Somethin about you though.....
>Oh oh, it wasn't Shake. He's in space
>Oh yeah I knew that
>No, really
>I hate you
There's Freakin' Giant Women in my yard
And once again SUfags but in where they're not wanted
Suck my fat dick
>Man, feels good out here
>Might just uh...get nude!
>hehehahahah
>Shine some sun where the sun don't shine! Know what I mean?
>I'm looong past the point of caring on this
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>Rape him!
>Rape him like he raped me!
I'd say this is a fair point because the character is essentially Diet Carl all things considered.
>Guinea is a Jets Fan
>Polack is a Giants Fan
>Guido is Bills
New Jersey, colorized
Did you know that the Buffalo Bills are the only New York NFL team to pay in the State of New York?
The Jets and Giants have played in New Jersey forever
Your car is badass
Yeah?!
Yeah, too bad you're a pussy!!
>oh great, a crapper.
did you butcher this on purpose?
I thought it was gonna make him invisible
I forget the quote from this exact episode but it made me laugh
>avenue 5
he'd probably end up killing the entire spaceship dooming thousands of people after getting pissed off he was going to be stuck in space for 3 and a half years. He'd probably end up only being on the space ship as one of the 500 contest winners.
>Truly, they were, an Aqua Teen Hunger Force
YOUR EMERGENCY BRAKE IS ON
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE, JACKASS
God, what a line.
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I'm keeping his head alive with electrical impulses, and the computer is able to translate his brain output into text.
Look away, anons, these are just posts you don't need to read.
>Frylock: I give you the ultimate in military hardware, complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton and motion-activated plasma pulse rifles.
>Shake: And you're gonna plug him in?!
>Frylock: You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?
>The Sopranos
I feel like this wouldn't end well
"who wants to hear some chickenfoot?"
>Hey, Fryman. Ordinarily, I wouldn't call you 'cause I don't like you, but you're on the TV, man. Check out channel...666. That's weird.
>Whoa! Hang on, I'm on it now! That is me. Awesome! Awesome! Friggin' awesome! I'm on TV! I look pretty good. Chicken skin diet's really paying off for me.
>Oh, God. You stay far away from this house. Do you hear me?! Far away!
YYYYYEEEEEHHHHHH
YOUR PANTS SAY 'I WILL' WITH THE SWEAT FROM MAH BAWWLS
I AM AS SOFT AS THEY COME, I AM THE COCK OF THE WALK
I DON'T NEED NO INSTRUCTIONS TO KNOW TO ROCK
NOW GET THE F**K OUT OF MY POOL
Best reason to watch football GO GMEN
>MS:W-wait a minute- before you turn him on-
>Do you think he'll be able to see us?
>F: In ways you can only imagine
>MS: But look, I mean- is he gonna be able to chase us?
>'Cause if I woke up lookin like 'that,' I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
I’m keeping the fiber...I got problems!
Probably the best quote, simple as it is.
Car's car gets damaged by the last cartoon character you've watched. what would happen?
>"This belt's pretty bad ass. Almost makes me want to, uh, squeeze into my bad ass red jeans!"
Oh guy's don't fight over me.
>Baby, I would fight the KISS army for you!
Yea I saw those guys in the Meadow Lands. While they were playing Urgent I copped a feel off this passed out broad.
i think that was the "dudie awards" ep
carl coolman teaching shake to be cool. REMEMBA THE FUNDAMENTALS. ONE TWO ONE TWO ONE TWO KNEES UP
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>The Terror
>Carl gets killed by the Tuunbaq immediately
I mean it wouldn’t surprise me if that happened.
Truly, they were... an Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
>Just make the house is completely crushed if you could.
The deadpan way he says it kills me every time
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>Dude whaddaya dancin' for...
you're poor.
>sad expression never used
carl confirmed being to manly for gay feelings like sadness
>I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK!
Most human of us all
>...........YOUR EMERGENCY BRAKE IS ON!!!!!
>I will quickly disappear inside your penis and give you an indescribable pleasure beyond all description
>.........alright, do it
>Thirty dollars. Fifty if they watch
>Thirty. CLOSE THE BLINDS OVER THERE!!!
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>Suck my fat dick
>suck my fat, dick!
fixed.
PICK UP THAT PHONE OR I WILL UNLEASH THE VENOM
>Batman: The Brave & The Bold
Oh my...
What a Chad
>primal
Ay, wait a minute.. Are you.. Paul Stanley?
>Oh, no way, no friggin' way. You're kiddin'. Hold on, I got some albums back at the cave I need you to sign.
>primal
>Ay, wait a minute.. Are you.. Paul Stanley?
>Oh, no way, no friggin' way. You're kiddin'. Hold on, I got some albums back at the cave I need you to sign.
I like to imagine this is a lisa the painful AU where Carl and the gang find buddy instead of brad.
I don't got all day to jack around. I mean, I do that. I make time for it. But uh, I got schedules.
YOU SAY "OUTRAGEOUS" ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BUST YER DAMN JAW, FISH-MAN!
>Hey Carl, you want me to shampoo the rug?
>What's the frickin' point Meatman?
>So you can give me some money.
>Mao Mao
Same shit, but now the entire town is in on the craziness, everyone is a cute animal, the town is constantly besieged by monsters and the King is a massive attention whore and a fag. At least they have fast food, he could probably get porn since they have internet, and he wouldn't have to fear for his life since the little cat dude is there to prevent bad stuff from happening, so there's that. So it's probably pretty much the same, the fact that the town is on crazy pills being offset by the fact that, by the looks of it, he doesn't have to pay for electricity and water anymore.
Oh yeah, I know that, it's next to Melon Shakers! Uh, the gentlemens club.
>Is that all you came to say? Are we done here?
Every monster attack destroys his car. He takes a depressing comfort in the familiarity.
>"The more things change, the more they...keep wreckin' my car every week. Or somethin'."
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My favorite one. I had a similar conversation with some homeless guy in a Walmart parking lot, only I didn't die so I feel kinda cheated.