I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist...

>I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.

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But you may call me OP.

Based

Can someone post the CIA version I forgot to save it

>I'm CIA.

fpbp

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I imagined it all in his voice and it was an amazing experience. Thank you.

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Why CIA doesn't play Manson in new the Tarantula flick? He would be perfect.

Haha

Will OP ever recover?

obliterated

OP eternally blown the fuck out.

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youtube.com/watch?v=mRTwAMF6kLE
breaking my heart with no survivors

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OP you have to hide for the rest of your life now

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Don't fight in your ass. Don't fuck with your cock. Fuck everyone in every hole everywhere in your ass. Everyone's your ass. Everyone's your cock. Every dick is simultaneously punching every possible arse-box. That way, you will never be surprised.

Savage.

this fpbp made me SMILE

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Please include me in the screencap I have a family to support

OP ETERNALLY BTFO

may good fortune rain on your based ass

>imagined
youtube.com/watch?v=91-7TWmO1e8

samefag

>I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked.
Sneed?

no body cares

Sage

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samefag but I keked

Which one?
>I'm CIA. I'm Central Intelligence Agency. I'm undercover. I'm a spy, I'm an operator, I'm a spook. I'm an agent , mole, fith-columnist. I'm a secret agent. I am that sleuth, I interrogate those mercenaries. I'm a blue shirted, belt grippin', flight plan writin' agent provocateur. I shoot before throwing men out of an aircraft, I call it in. I'm CIA and the writing of the flight plan. I'm CIA and I'm a small guy. I shoot and I am shot. I shoot them and throw them, and every single big guy's had a lotta loyalty for a hired gun. And I am not a big guy. If there’s one twisted bastard in this master plan, it’s this masked man here. So congratulations, Bane, you've just officially got yourself caught.

or

>Because I’m a small guy. I’m short. I’m size challenged. I’m a manlet, I’m a babylegs, I’m a shorty. I’m a midget, little man, pipsqueak, munchkin. I’m an oompa loompa. I am not in charge. I file with these agencies. I’m a small fry, fun sized, itty bitty baby toy. I swim at the shallow end, I dance with platform shoes. I’m Dinklage in the game of chairs. I crash and my planes are crashed. I shoot and I am shot. I yell at them and throw them out of planes, and every single hired gun's had the fucking time of his life. And I am not a big guy. If there’s one twisted bastard in this plane, it’s this big guy here. So congratulations, Bane. I’ve just officially found out your master plan.

Congratulations you've just officially outed OP

First one was what I was looking for, thank you user

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heh

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OP on Suicide Watch.

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Well done my dear sir, well done indeed.

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Best thread on Yea Forums right now

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kino

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HOLY FUCK

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Aidan Gillen pioneers Yea Forums memes.

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