If you can't appreciate capeshit for the sheer spectacle then you're pretentious

It has all the spectacle of a video game cutscene.

you're filthy too

>Power Rangers has a better spectacle because it’s actual practical effects
Come on m8. An effect being practical doesn’t make it better.

Yes it does.

shy should I give a fuck if the fights and events will have no real consequences at all ("Illusion of change")? They will use bullshit McGuffins like time travel and parallel universes to get out of the dire situations and save the day

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Wrong. There have been spectacle blockbusters before but capeshit is worse. It's worse because of the intense infantilization aspect of the "culture" surrounding it. The main audience is just as bad as the subject matter itself, because it's the worst of the millennial and zoomer crowd who are poisoned with these same ideas that this bullshit propagates.

pic related is a goblin

this

Except the CGI, cinematography and choreography looks like the same shoe during budget crap from 2008

But it's ugly. It's nothing but money thrown at the screen. Where's the soul? Where's the passion? They don't even let their actors act because the CGI cost too much to male and they can't move the camera without the story board saying so.

>public use asscheeks

go watch TRON and then do your 22 marvelflick marathon. and tell me which one do you prefer

Fury Road is the last movie that felt like a spectacle to me.

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Isn't it funny that we've become so enslaved to consumerist culture that the more popular article of clothing is underwear with the biggest branding on it possible?

The spectacle of a bunch of cartoon shit rendered in a computer? Fuck off manchild

FUCK I WANT HER PUSY

They're just putting the logo next to the place everyone is looking, user.

>explosions!!

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I am pretentious

What spectacle? Can someone post the comparison of Batman Returns vs MCU movies? Capeshit has incredibly bland cinematography, color schemes, sfx and fight choreography. What are some scenes from recent superhero movies you think are particularly memorable? Even the posters reflect the blandness of these movies, there's no interesting compositions, just a bunch of characters crammed into a picture together.

CGI isn't spectacle.

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Spectacle only works sparingly. Super hero movies turned into the transformers movies in the second Iron Man movie. It's CGI color beams with exposition delivered in quips to be constantly stimulating the audience. All that stimulation numbs your mind.

But the real problem is this. They rely on tropes to produce drama, because without telling you how to feel about what's happening on screen, the audience would sit drooling and unblinking at the so called spectacle of flashing lights and funny words.

There's nothing wrong with spectacle. But your precious Marvel/DC/Star Wars movies that come out 5 times a year don't fit that bill.

Post more qt Caras

I can have more spectacle by watching a fucking stroboscope, OP.

CGI has a numbing effect. The more that you see of it, the less impressive it becomes. So movie studios keep having to amp up the dosage to get the audience off to where we are where we're at now with "saving the universe" with the only place to go from here is to push SJW messages since they know it's impossible to repeat the formula and get the same results.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

No.

someone posted a review of endgame yesterday that summed up how i feel pretty succinctly. incomprehensible visuals.

Her face is unfortunate but if she sat on my face I’d take my time getting her off.

Fury Road and John Wick 1 are pretty much the best action movies bar none of the past 30 or more years.

>I DONT LIKE THING
>THIS MAKES ME A MATURE ADULT

Capeshit has essentially murdered the concept of spectacle and wonder. They are startlingly inhumane and sterile. If you really want spectacle, style, visual flair and the joy of simple heroism, go watch Japanese capekino, who have outclassed the west in every regard except budget for 50 years.

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Both those movies are garbage though.

Yeah maybe for you you fat little pajeet.

For free, sure. But I refuse to crack a smile or become excited.

You are a mouth breathing zoomed reddit moron you probably cannot name 5 action movies from the 90’s

Not sure what you’re trying to say or what your experiment would prove.
TRON is a dull movie with groundbreaking CG effects.
Most capeshit is dull with CG effects that are technically superior to TRON but weirdly worse than older capeshit.
No matter which viewing experience I enjoyed more, it wouldn’t make practical effects better than CG.
A good effect is a good effect. A bad effect is a bad effect. I’ll take PotC Davy Jones over the animatronic shark segments in Deep Blue Sea.

Practical effects:
>3D modeler
>sculptor
>Makeup artist
>painter
>robotics technician
>integration with cinematography/lighting/set department to ensure it fits into the movie and becomes as believable as possible

CGI:
>greenscreen
>college graduates with pink hair using AutoDesk
>a rendering farm

Wew you sure got me there zoomer intellectual.

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Indians love those movies because they’re plotless bang-bang visual storytelling.

Her butt isn’t thinking anything?

How come this kyke gets to taste that delicious Delepussy?
Life is so fucking unfair

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Capeshit is the most bland "spectacle" in cinematic history. You'll see me at John Wick and Godzilla

John Wick 2 was better than 1 and both Raid movies are the best this decade alone. Don't forget Dredd and Mission Impossible 4-5-6 too

I'm not too pretentious to enjoy being that seat

>If somebody likes thing that means they aren't a mature adult
>I don't like that thing so at least I have a chance.

Fuck, imagine having taste this shit.

>plotless visual storytelling
So great movies

You’re still retarded though.

Only if you believe movies should be entirely visual, rather than a means to tell a story.

i've got the same underwwear

>Zoomers actually think Marlel garbage has even halfway passable action or 'spectacle'

Marvel fails at even being action movies because the action is so bland and inert you can't even claim the action is exciting or stimulating to any extent. Even one of Jackie's movies surpasses anything Marvel has done in all ten years put together.

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I’ve got her underwear.

Imagine thinking that John Wick 1 was good outside of Dafoe. 2 outshines it in every regard. 1 is literally a recycle bin script that they picked because there was such little meaning and content in it they're could add in 5x the kill count without changing the story. Nu-mission impossible is the best blockbuster franchise of this decade and then Raid is the best action movie since die hard.

Dont even try to argue with me you pathetic faggot.
I just said that visual storytelling is good you dumb faggot.

God, she is such pump and dump material.

Visual storytelling is something only praised by those who willingly partake in Bollywood and luchalibre

No I'm not. People like you who unironically post shit like
>not liking popular things doesn't make you an interesting person
Don't understand that if you only like popular things, or if your favorite thing is also the most popular thing, you are unable to be interesting. In order to be interesting you have to not like popular thing, in some forms or another. Some fag who's favorite music is Kanye and food is McDonald's and movie is marvel is the most brain dead person I can imagine.

2 was shitty. i wish they would have done something more with fishburns character then this worldwide secret society of killers also the deaf girl was shit

Visual storytelling is praised by Eisenstein and Griffith because putting stage plays on film ignoring as fuck and a waste of the medium. Grow up.

test

ive pumped and dumped her. ask me questions

Imagine thinking if someone says you have shit taste, they must like what you just slammed.

The reality is you taste is so awful in its totality you can’t even conceive of anything better, and would be incapable of understanding why something better is better even sitting in front of it.

Is that your honest understanding or a straw man?

There are CG sculptors and modellers. Animators and even puppeteers to make the creations move. Materials experts to give the correct physical properties for the right artistic effect.

Green screen is a tool for compositing, which is also used with practical effects like miniature models.

The point is none of these things make the effect better or worse. They make the story behind a practical effect more interesting to some people, but that’s not the job of an effect.
It’s all about the image onscreen.

Been a comic fan since I was 6. At first, I was stoked since 2000 that comic book adaptations were becoming more common. But I dislike how the movie industry is dominated by it and how every studio wants to create its own cinematic universe.

After 2019, I hope people get burnt out so that something else is explored or revamped. Like sword and sorcery, historical epics (anything before the 19th century), monster movies, crime dramas, slashers, buddy comedies, or whatever.

No 2 had far better action direction, pacing, editing, dialogue, villain, better everything. 1 is literally a script that was picked because of how shitty it was so they could film some decent action scenes on top of it. Only good dramatic element was Dafoe. Only good action scenes were the ones inserted in by Chad. 2 was nothing but the good parts of 1 extended out over 2 hours.

there's no spectacle in CGI.

>grow up and learn to appreciate my shooty-shooty bang bang movies!!!!!!
Shit dude, you only got 1 int

Name your favorite action films of the 00s and 10s you pathetic faggot.

>theres no spectacle in Lord of the Rings

If I wanted to look at bad CGI characters fighting each other on a CGI background, I would play a late 90s game. Or watch Bay's Transformers again.
I mean wtf? The CGI is sometimes only a step above scyfy horror tv movies and they have fucking millions as a budget.

Action is a shit genre

>t. Can't appreciate kinematic motion in cinema
Abel Gance, Tarkovsky, Griffith, and Eisenstein all partook in action film direction. The use of motion in cinema is one of the greatest uses of the medium. Stop being a pseudo snobbish faggots.

The only time capeshit was ever a spectacle was the time period between Batman 1989 and Spider-Man 2. Even a thoroughly mediocre movie like Dick Tracy has more visual flair and style than any Marvel capeshit.

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I'm 100% fine with that.

I WANT HER PUSSYYYYYYY

Correct, that's why the third one is also the worst.

You're fired from Yea Forums.

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That's the thing though, right

it's shit tier spectacle, very poor camera work and action choreography, and all of it is CGI

Ong Bak
The Raid 1&2
the Ip Man trilogy
Casino Royale
Blade
Chocolate
Tom Yum Goong
John Wick
Mad Max: Fury Road
Give Em Hell Malone

>"DADDY! I WANT TO BE A MODEL!"
>rich and well-connected father: "okay, pumpkin."

>"DADDY! BEING A MODEL IS BORING AND IT HAS POOP ON IT! I WANT TO BE WORLD-FAMOUS ACTRESS NOW!"
>rich and well-connected father: "okay, pumpkin."

Cara Delevigne's career in a nutshell. She's the white Jaden Smith.

dick tracey was a flop though. jesus what was beatty thinking of hiring madonna as a actor?

The Shadow was great and very underated.
Forgot to put in Black Mask
THAT is capeshit done right

there are Japanese special effects films from the literal fucking 60's with more spectacle and even better effects than modern capeshit

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GTFO OF HERE

And the christian god is real because Isaac Newton was christian.

Just because otherwise good (if entry level) directors have sullied themselves by appealing to the unwashed doesn’t mean you are any less unwashed.

The Shadow visually was a masterpiece and really brought the 1930's to life but the movie as a whole was mediocre, it didn't help they tried to smush two different versions of The Shadow into one character. Anyway capecucks today hate this character because he is old and problematic. There was even a comic hit piece done where Batman needs to teach him that killing bad guys is ummm wrong sweety and not progressive.

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Spoken like true pleb

because in camera effects will always look better

compare also blade runner and onion wars original trilogy

GIMME DA PUSY

Holy shit dude seriously? What did her butthole smell like?

oh wait i thought you meant the one with sam jackson

like butthole but fresher

Source?
Please.

>Casino Royale
This is how you know this motherfucker is based.

that's The Spirit where Scarlett was Nazi cockslut

Agree about the movie, but we were talking visual flair.
I rememebr old Batman comics that had Bruce as a fanboy of The Shadow and a big inspiration to him becoming Batman.
That was before the 90s, when Bats wasn't such a sanctimonious dick to everyone.

Daimajin
Return of Daimajin
Daimajin Strikes Again

You will thank me later.

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Almost no action movies offer any real spectacle though. Visual effects alone don't impress anymore. The scene needs to be constructed in an engaging way. Most directors are too incompetent for that, no matter how big their budget is.

I didn't understand what you menat until
I had blocked that "movie" from my memory. Fuck you for reminding me it exist you dick.
Well, at least it wasn't as bad as the new Hellboy.

cute
as
fuck

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a shav is still a shav even if it was born rich

God damn it I just want to fucking pound her pussy from behind with a deathgrip on her haunches.

>but muh college graduates

KEK you are not talented! Get over it ladies!

How many men do you think she fucked? How many women?

I'll go for over 150 men and maybe 50 women.

But the spirit is a prime example of kinematic visual storytelling

panty as fuck

Probably in the thousands for both genders. And probably twice as many women.

>it’s all about the image onscreen
Exactly and CGI looks like bland video game shit

dude she like pussy more then dick. im sure shes only had a few dicks in her but thats it

Per year?

Do you want to watch a movie or sports, boomer?

There is no impact to any of the action. It's just either unconvincing CGI smashing into other unconvincing CGI, or hand-to-hand combat that is so poorly choreographed and/or edited that it somehow has even less impact. Webm related is a good example of a well done fight ruined by capeshit editing. You never feel like someone gets hurt in these movies, it's all just so obviously pretend. The only reason they don't just make it a CGI cartoon is because then they couldn't trick "adults" into seeing it since in their minds animation=kids stuff, despite the fact that there are cartoon for kids out there that are more mature then fucking capeshit

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yes, and action movies are just 2 people shooting invisible 'bullets' at each other

She has probably fucked at the very least like ten thousand people.

I'd pay good money for her to spit in my mouth.

...
...
...
aaaaanywwwway
Complete fucking (mostly in her youth and during her modeling days:
less than 5 guys
more than 50 women
Blow/handjob&Cunnylingus/fingering (mostly since she's an Hollywoood actress):
more than a 100 guys
maybe a dozen women
this is Hollywood, after all

Do you really think they would let her sit on it before wiping it down a dozen times with disinfectant?

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he's been dead inside since Avengers Age of Ultron
to me the Stark after Iron Man 3 is just an amnesiac Skrull who thinks he's really Iron Man
the real Stark is doing a voluntary Cast Away thing with his volleyball called Jarvis

>How many women?

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There is no spectacle in flicks television directing and framing and editing. If you can't see this you deserve death. Males are so fucking pleb it's unreal, it makes me slightly ashamed to be male.

That's not a woman, that's a demonic life-stealing entity.

women with no pants and sneakers look silly to me.

based, fuck capeshitters

There's no spectacle to these fucking things, maybe Inifnity War but not fucking captain marvel or shazam

Infinity War tries but still has shitty directing and forced romance, muddled with bad acting

Dude, what the fuck. When did Michelle Rodriguez start looking like Rosie O'Donnel?

Let's break it down.

>If you can't appreciate capeshit for the sheer spectacle then you're pretentious

The post is a defense of capeshit, making it clear OP likes it. At the same time, he uses the term "capeshit," which really shows his insecurities regarding his tastes, then tries to rationalize that insecurity away in a manner that'll protect his integrity, as in:

>Guys, it's not that I'm dumb and like dumb movies, I'm just unpretentious and like the spectacle!

By putting both the genre and its dislikers down he believes he covered himself in all fronts and has cemented his position as the logical, sensible human being, but words being tricky as they always are, the truth slips out. OP feels guilty about liking capeshit because he knows it is, in fact, shit, and he desperately feels the need to receive the approval of strangers online.

There is no argument for watching capeshit because every time, every single time, you spend 2 or more hours of your life on it you could be watching a movie that'd actually encourage discussion afterwards, a classic or even a documentary that'd teach you something about life. Mindless entertainment is a time killer and thus has no purpose, trying to make it purposeful and rationalize its existence is, in itself, pretentious and disingenuous.

>Matte paintings in lieu of video game grade SFX.
God I miss the late 80's/early 90's.

Fuck. Actually surprised Evans can keep up like that.

>weirdly worse than older capeshit

They're deliberately downgrading it over time, slowly so most plebs won't notice. They're conditioning them to expect a level of SFX quality that that doesn't require any talent or inspiration to create. They want to employ hives of outsourced drones who can learn everything they need to know from a 3 or 6-month course and who are totally interchangeable with no individual possessing skills or knowledge that's hard to replace. Creativity, industrialized.

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holy shit which Jackie film is this?

Some actors seem to really like getting action scenes right, presumably because they're the most fun to pull off. Other examples are Viggo in LotR, Ewan in Star Wars and Tom Cruise in anything

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literally looks like a man

and i like that

nice body, man face

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Eyyy. That cameraman's pretty fucking cool.

Yeeeeah. A really fuckable, just "female" enough to not feel gay man.

God, I just want to put my dick in something moist. ;_;

Roll up some toilet paper, soak it in water, make a fist with it in the middle and jerk off. That or buy a cat or something

I was the first one she fucked.

im not fucking my cat even though her name is cara

hot pocket

>ywn be a giant ogre smashing shit with your sturdy giant mace

If you want spectacle go see Godzilla instead of the latest capeshit

Based. CGI effects are often too surreal to have any emotional weight.

>wearing sneakers without socks
imagine the smell

Save up your money and get a dolphin then. At least that one will be into it

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>What are no show socks?

>spectacle
Hearing Robert Downey Jr and his gang drop quips is not a spectable.

What difference does it make if you're doing it for the "spectacle"?

this is creepy. replace "dolphin" with "child" and you'll see the exact same kind of rhetoric from pedos "they asked for it!"

>MUH PRAKTICULS

Practical effects have never made a movie better, but they have made them worse. We remember only the handful of masterfully utilized practical effects from a time when it was simply the only option, we deign to forget the countless jittery stop motion disasters and laughable rubber suits. Bad practical effects are only as charming as primitive CGI. You don't remember how awe inspiring Jurassic Park's CGI was, or how it holds up perfectly 26 years later as a paragon of. No, you only care about the nostalgia of 'physicality' and not the bounds of imagination. You pay no mind to the technical skill and artistry behind the creation of CGI animation, the level of detail and fluidity it allows. You take it for granted now that it's been all but perfected. It's a tool, and you can't blame the tool, you can blame the craftsman, and most craftsmen these days don't want to use it to its full potential, which if ever used, would make any and all use of practical effects obsolete.

>wearing socks so short sneakers rub against your ankles

You sound like a homosexual.

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>Lord of the Rings

fpbp
Its like watching a giant videogame cutscene, They dont even get creative with it anymore, its yet another good guys vs army of faceless aliens battle.

kino

I enjoy watching superhero movies, especially Marvel, almost as much as I enjoy watching my wife getting railed by big black guys.

Avengers:Thanos was the greatest movies ever made.

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Doesn't Cara have a stable real life yuri harem?

Good taste. Especially casino royale; I agree. Just John Wick 2 is exceptionally superior to John Wick 1.

You are wrong and a faggot. Ironically I bet you smell bad right now.

>If you really want spectacle, style, visual flair and the joy of simple heroism, go watch Japanese capekino, who have outclassed the west in every regard except budget for 50 years.

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Is it time to post cara?

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Watch wrestling then.

definitely not

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Based pusyposter

I can appreciate Cara viciously bullying me for only having a 7x6" dick

D U B L I N
How big is you're penis

You also forgot to mention:
>Pyrotechnics
>Explosives specialists
>Carpenters
>Construction Workers

Just look at the Titanic. That movie is a practical effect wonder with CGI used very sparsely.

She enforces a strict 10"+ policy though, that's likely to majorly restrict the amount of men.

To think she probably flushes her piss down the toilet is an absolute travesty

Cara is the cutest

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Purest strikes

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It's dull and samey though. That's the biggest crime committed by capeshit, they'e pushed spectacle to such alleged heights but it's all so predictable, formulaic, flat, and overdone that seeing the world end for the umpteenth time is totally boring. And then it's further made insufferable by these tepid fanoys' overblown reaction when they of all people should be burnt out on it by now.

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Back when she was a noname Asos model. Now being too mainstream and being shoved as an it girl is not cute.

Chump

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looks like a dude in this one, shit's uncanny

OMG MOMMY SUPY HEWOES WITH FLYING POWA PEW PEW PEW WEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEE AN DEN TO VILLAIN GO BOOM BOOM NOOOOOOO HERO DIE WAAAAA WAAAAAA HELP MY MOMMY I'M A LITTLE BOY FOREVER HEHEHEHE

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>tfw Cara fucks your waifu

>bare hands touching things thousands of other people have touched and then using hands to eat

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>she

Aristotle put Spectacle as the least important attribute when it comes to drama. What matters more is Plot, Character, Thought, Diction, and Music.

>Aristotle
A fag given credit for general ideas that were understood generations before his existence, especially overrated post-humously by former pale cave dwellers who found any ounce of unoriginal acknowledgments that finally made it to their rock quarries and foggy bogs to be spouted other fellow pale euro trash, as if to be euphoric.

Much of what is taught about Aristotle are actually fabrications made up centuries later. In fact.

Basically Aristotle might as well be Uncle Sam, as he is mostly a marketed anthropomorphised representation of concepts. not a real person, after all the retooling that has been done.

grew up to be a slut as is British tradition

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Imagine going through life being a Cara hater

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not much spectacle about a 100x100 foot greenscreen with actors emoting at nothing

she's so fucking ugly on every level

Kys

A damn shame.

>eating with your hands
ok pajeet

looks like a kino design to me, better than a circus strongman in basketball tights

would have been proud to have her as my child bride

Okay.

What a fag.

Your phone has fecal matter on it

Why is Cara so fucking hot, bros?

She's not, she only looks human when wearing a ton of makeup.
Someone post the webm of her true ghoul self in the background while Taylor Swift does autisitc things with nail polish

if you can't hold an opinion without resorting to ad hominem ultimatums then you're likely just a dumbass

I like how you posted this without irony.

>Ghoul

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>in a row?

>GHOUL

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>TRULY GHOULY

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>things teenagers say

She is clearly hovering.

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Goddamn I can't believe people with such bad taste exist

>this dumb bitch again

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I dunno, she gives me ultra primal boner.

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I know how to piss off this faggot

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>If you can't appreciate capeshit for the sheer spectacle then you're pretentious

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based

>WOW EXPLOSIONS AND WOAH CAPESHIT AHAHAHA ME LIKEY BOOM KAPOW

you've gotta admit she has always been hot

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:3

Wtf is wrong with you

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she would be PERFECT with a flat chest

I wish her bare asscheeks would touch my face

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Crank 2 shits on both of them with a fraction of the budget.

Sexiest woman alive, and one of the hottests actresses in all of the history of cinema

>Raw Thrills
Fucking shitty flimsy particle board chinkshit monitor overheating fucking machines it's just a Windows XP computer in a box and the games suck my ass you will never one credit a Raw Thrills all your health is timed based give or take a few minutes.

BRO DID YOU KNOW AMERICANS MAKE ARCADE GAMES STILL!?

Yes, I did, unfortunately youd need to pay me to play them. More than they do to bubblegum paperclip repair them.

BUT DUDE ROBOTRON
Eugene Jarvis is a shit.

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
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>ou can blame the craftsman, and most craftsmen these days don't want to use it to its full potential, which if ever used, would make any and all use of practical effects obsolete.
Jurassic Park looked amazing on dogshit 8th generation movie reels that had been run to exhaustion on fuzzy projectors, or pan and scan VHS on a blurry 14" CRT in your mom's basement.

The effects don't actually hold up if you watch them at 4k. Now, practical effects from the same era? They DO hold up, just fine.

This is not a digital vs film style debate. Digital was trash for a while, and then all of a sudden it totally eclipsed film in every conceivable way, now everything is digitally shot. This was an improvement for anyone but retards.

But CGI, and to a more subtle extent, digital editing, have barely ever improved a movie, and 9 times out of 10, they've actively made it worse. The uncanny valley is a real thing, and the closer you get to "lifelike", the harder the cracks start to show. Nothing in movies feels even slightly real anymore, you could tell me every single actor in the latest capeshit flick shot their scenes separately on a blue screen and I'd honestly believe you, because every scene you see now is probably a few dozen composites of the best take segments of each line.

And people notice this, maybe not consciously if you're a brainlet, but you can tell something is off. These characters don't feel larger than life, they feel like fucking soulless automatons, a computerized puppet controlled by some pencil pusher. And that's the future of cinema.

We are still YEARS, maybe even DECADES away from having believable CGI in movies. But it's cheaper, and retards don't care about the difference, so it'll be in everything.

Then why does the best capeshit not focus on spectacle?

I can appreciate the sheer spectacle of cara's tights

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Surely you mean her thighs

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No, bad cg looks bad, bad animatronics look bad, bad latex masks look bad, bad miniature models look bad.
Most normies (most people) don’t even know this is cg.

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Is that an uncle terry shoot?

imagine little cara her giving you that look while looking up to your face

scarlett johansson dies

>most normies don't know Davy Jones is cg
Yes they do. Don't be so absolutely retarded.

>113435570
what was it?

You might be right by now, since people assume most effects are cg, but I asked a lot of people around 2010 and most people thought it was makeup/mask, maybe with some added cg.
Hardly anyone knew it was fully cg.

Kys pedo faggot.
A pic of cara when she was a child
Are you shoot retarded?

I dunno about you guy but I would lick that seat after she had sweated on it for 4 hours

tummy

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Thanks user, off to >>>/zoo/

0 men, 40 women?

Best tummy.

hop in, dude

i can't appreciate capeshit due to total lack of interest in watching them in the first place

also cara is gorgeous and a cool person

HOLY SHIT
had no idea cara did cp. now those rumors of she being passed around producers make sense

hmm, I don't know about that, she has that "I hate men for being born without a dick" lesbo look to me.

i dont care i think she's cool. have watched many interviews of her and i really dig her. she probably flirts with people she likes by asking a million questions, stealing their clothing and making animal sounds. very "adorbs"

How old are you, you little fag?

im 29 u effete chinaman

Cara's parents where rich hippies. That's the only reason she did so many nude photoshoots as a kid

Kill yourselves. It was a normal clothed pic.

imagine the smell

these and others were deleted for cp. poster is probably being swated right now

post more cara