Benjen edition
/got/
First for stannis
azor samwell
ICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN ARYA BUT YOU WILL NOW BE WOLFED
Azor Theon
fake sansa tits
Azor Pod
are we ever gonna know what happened to him between season 1-7?
NO
TIME
>a fucking white male
i doubt that
where the previous thread, fag? Someone make a new official general
/got/
>jon is so boring and short! i wish dany was with someone cooler, like that jason momoa character that destroyed entire cities for the lulz, raped numerous women and raped dany to the point of wishing for suicide!
Azor Xaro
no time for that user
azor radmure
Seriously forgot about this guy. Didnt he have a magic incense burner and was half WW?
Predictions for next ep?
why not ship the cripple to essos
We don't have time for him.
based
>longest battle sequence in history
they fight and some are going to die. wtf more is there to predict?
for god's sake...
>like that jason momoa character that destroyed entire cities for the lulz, raped numerous women and raped dany to the point of wishing for suicide!
Alpha
>tfw he lives and none of your faves will
Don't get your hopes up, they're too retarded and incompetent
Winterfell falls
WE HAVE NO TIME FOR THAT user
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
bongs aren't people, it explains their genes
Bran isnt bad looking at all in s6 though
He gets JUST later on
>destroyed entire cities for the lulz, raped numerous women and raped dany to the point of wishing for suicide!
The chaddest of alphas
It's the hair for Bran. He just needs to grow it out again and I'd let him polish my weirwood tree.
Yes, that is how women think. Momoa is a gigachad
Arya's unironically hot in the right pic.
previous thread:
captain "red shirt" is my fave though
manlets still SEETHING
sallador san is my favourite though
how hard will Loli Lyanna hit the wall?
welcome to thé female mind
lmao manlet piece of shit .. who let him in the cage??
Another irrelevant character
You could always tell Maisie will turn out ugly, she more or less still looks the same. Isaac is more of a surprise, it's like they changed actors.
GODS I MISS GOOD WRITING AND MEMORABLE SCENES
She is already 16 user, thats more or less what she's going to look like as an adult.
High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most
The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days
And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free
Already there
How many times have you watched season 1? For me, its 6
i'm 189cm but good try i guess
predictions?
Shut up. Ser Davos won't die!
Alright lads, who's going to return out of this list:
>Robin Arryn
>Meera Reed
>Hot Pie
>Daario Naharis
>Jaqen H'ghar
>Edmure Tully
>Stannis Baratheon
>Ellaria Sand
>Benjen Stark
Additionally, if they do reappear, who do you think will die on-screen?
this dude is in 3 separate seasons but only 3 episodes.
How the fuck does she have plate armor but Jon, the King, doesn't?
If that fucking little girl lady kills even one fucking zombie in the battle I will disembowel the fat tax fuck with my bare hands
In other words, you miss the first four, maybe five seasons right?
UNCLE BENJAN
people will complain about it
There is no need to lie user
She's already fugly. It can only get better.
>final scene is him pounding cersei on the iron throne as he digs her face into the blades and she screams
None of them.
why lie on an anonymous vietnamese basket weaving forum
cause YAASSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEN, you bigot
3
maybe meera. what the fuck happened to her anyway?
How does Theon have fans? He has always been shit and always will be shit. Fingers crossed for death next ep.
>predictions?
Tyrion will continue to be an useless irrelevant character.
Radmure is already confirmed.
I think Meera will return with Howland. Theres no reason Howland would have been introduced by name in the ToJ scene if he wasnt important
Tyrion kills Daenerys. Jaime kills Cersei. Queenslayer brothers.
She's there already, kid looks weird as fuck, somewhat has that "lego head" syndrome.
The High Sparrow was the only character in the series that did nothing wrong.
She's going to kill several jorah will save her then but die in the process... that's my bet atleast cuck jorah dies for family then and not muh Dany
Three. But that was years ago. Back when the show was still good. It would be too painful to revisit it now.
He has the MtF crowd support
Robyn, Meera, and Edmure.
I've watched the 1st, 3rd and 4th season many times. The 2nd just a few times, the rest? Single viewing except for episodes like Hardhome.
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
I MISS THIS SO MUCH
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Jorah is Azor Ahai, he will kill Dany
what would you do if you were going to die fighting the dead tomorrow?
He isn't important though. Not with Bran the exposition bot. They only introduced him to throw a bone at bookfags. Meera's actress already confirmed she's not coming back for S8, and her leaked S7 script says as much. Assume the Reeds died off screen.
>direwolf killed by antler
What did gurm mean by this
For /got/s sake
Episode 3 is going to leak sometime in the afternoon today (pst)
Why is ransacking cities a war tactics? What did Tywin gain by commanding his army to rape, kill and steal from the people at KL during Robert's Rebellion? Certainly not the favor of the people.
>we will never see Howland Reed in this show again
>neither will we see Meera
Ser Brienne dies honourably against white walker Stannis. Tormund goes on a wighticidal spree. Arya and Daenerys get the YASS QUEEN SLAY spotlight.
Shitpost
Sorry Stannisbros but RADMURE is the one who's coming back and its not even fanfic or pipe dreams. The only pipes here are the half pipe he's gonna grind on and the pipe he's going to lay on the dragon queen.
Until D&D wiped him out like a bag of garbage.
best character arc in the show, also one of the few actors who can actually act
YOU GOT FAT
Because he has a complex character with an interesting story and he's played by one of the best actors on the show.
Bran actually looks ok in that pic, it's other scenes where he looks really bad.
Flee south instead.
I hope so. Blessed and based poos are coming through for us again?
Sexual gratification. Tywin orders a lot of rape and sexual punishments in general. Man has issues.
I SHOPOSE
Have sex
why didnt they cast jojo as arya instead?
Reminder dany stood and watched while her chad boyfriend murdered her loving brother pleading for his life
Fuck Arya ofcourse
It's not just him, and I doubt he just commanded Casterly Rock's army to rape commoners just for sexual gratification.
>femnazi friend of mine send me this
>thought it was funny af
based
Robin and Edmure are the lords of their respective kingdoms. Surely they have to appear again at some point.
It is mostly just him though. Randyll and Stannis for example geld the rapists in their ranks. When Tywin isn't ordering rape to happen, he's simply not punishing it at all.
>counter with that while laughing my ass off
>never wrote back at me again
Nah its just that the costume designers have absolutely fucked up the north
Even other lords have plate armor, but Jon runs around armored like a peasant
ALSO WHY THE FUCK DO THEY STILL HAVE THOSE STUPID HELMETS
I miss her bros
Stannis Baratheon.
I like to think that it is Tobias himself spamming this in /got/ threads
My boi Stannis, a man of the peeople.
I mean, if there was a hot blacksmith who would be willing to have sex with me...
Meera's father is lord of his house but we've only seen his face in a flashback.
I mean there is a reason we basically only see unsullied and vale soldiers
It's a little funny
If I remember right, Robb, Theon, and Jaime punished rapists under their command as well. It seems to be the norm.
HES COMIN BACK RADBROS
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Think about it. You can stay and die for frumpy northern women and some Targaryan shitheads, or bow out and let them deal with that shit. If you take a ship to Essos, you might outrun the end of the world by a few years.
Hello /got/
Better bants than tyrion this season
solid 2/10
it's not even a joke desu. just woman being giant assholes and arguing with their cunts since it's the only relevant things they got
who is jojo?
I fuck my aunt
They've really written themselves into a corner didn't they? there's no way the NK battle is going to have a satisfying resolution.
1. if a dragon kills him, then all of Jon's forces were filler, and Dany could have done it herself
2. if a plot armor Stark kills him, then Dany was useless and it's an asspull
3. if he dies and his entire army dies with him, then it's an asspull and 7 seasons leading to nothing
4. if he doesn't die then it's a conflict that will see no satisfying resolution in the next 3 episodes either
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
OH, SNAP!
So what level of sheer rage would Bobby reach if he saw the absolute STATE of the Seven Kingdoms?
probably rape
Amateur. If it's not twincest, it's not wincest.
Looks like a dude
>black wizard
As long as I can put a bag over her head. Jesus.
>virgin looks
>sex for dummies book behind
but he's the only one with the BALLS to bring some banter
If Im not wearing that Jon Snow plot armor, no way I'd stay in winterfell.
St*nnis Baratheon was a murderer and an usurper
was the dialogue in this show always so shit and cringe? apart from the typical DUDE COCK WINE WHORES LMAO from the midget and the uncouth others it's just really bad overall
I fail to see how this is a woman thing? It's just a joke about poor Jorah being a lonely guy.
Also I can't believe D&D are going to kill him... he fought his way back to Dany twice just to get ripped apart by wights.
He wouldn't care probably. He'd just ask for more wine. Actually he might be happy so he could go into battle again to squash any traitors. He always liked battle and never liked ruling.
How many soldiers do Jon and Dany have at Winterfell? My understanding is that they should have over 100,000 and that's what they pegged the Night King having.
>this dude is 50 yo
it's just not fair...
Literally every participant in the WotFK were usurpers BUT the mannis
You missed
5. he wipes the floor with the combined army, makes it into king's landing and gets blown up along with all his wights by the mad king's wildfire, after brannyboi wargs back in time causing the mad king to go mad and stockpile it in the first place
Far too good for this show, though.
H-HES COMING BACK, RIGHT BROS?
*gulp*
i once heard nikolaj, in a skype call with lena headey and peter dinklage, imitating bane's voice and joking around like that, so i wouldn't be surprised if nik knew about Yea Forums
at the very least he would like baneposting so he's based in my book
I want Jaime to lose control of his bowels while I watch.
The episodes so far have been shit like Dany question Jaime or Hound and Arya reunion.
I can die happy
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
He'd probably be glad the WW are fool enough to meet a dothraki horde in an open field.
still woodberry
besides Kit and Rose Leslie, are there real life couples who banged or met on set?
He was the rightful king, and Shireen the rightful heir to the throne.
One cannot usurp that which is rightfully theirs
>tell your greatest ally and best chance of killing the dead that you're the rightful king to the heir, thus making yourself competition and create this huge stupid fucking tension right before one of the biggest fights
???
lena and pedro pascal
No way. North is wrecked so maybe 5k men of all houses combined, around 2k Valemen, 8k Unsullied, couple of hundreds/thousands Dothraki
why again do you guys like Edmure? Are you just being contrarians?
better to die against wights than live our your days as a cuck
It started slowly after S4, no books to copy so they devolved into fanfiction tier.
Sophie and Maisie
>get married, get fat
she's clearly a method actress
shut up nerd
It's just a good pic, he looks older in some of the other ones. He's 48 btw.
Now we know who is posting Jaime as azor ahai
>brannyboi wargs back in time causing the mad king to go mad and stockpile it in the first place
That would save a good number of asspulls in this show.
characters acting like retards is nothing new here
Edmure is faggot.
>implying all of his pics arent good pics
You cant tear him down roastie the chad MAN will never hit the wall like the virgin MILK AGING WOMAN
Best looking guy in the whole cast
Sophie and Iwan
Doesn't William Shatner go on Yea Forums?
> 12,000 year old loli dryads
>boot ah love her
>ah have to tell her the troof
Are there dothrakis in winterfell?
As most people have pointed out, when they started to deviate from the books, there were no dialogue to copy, which meant that they had to write something to fill the time.
Don't get me wrong, I think he's hot shit. I was just saying that he looks older in some pics than others, which is perfectly normal. I'd still let him piss up my asshole no homo
Isn't Dany barren? The only way to continue house Targaryen is if Jon takes another wife.
Robb was such a self-important cunt.
>mfw my father looks a lot like jaime but i inherited my mother's looks so i look more like a ramsay
its not fair bros
>calls the king "'nephew"
the audacity of this fucking legend. Literally no one else would have the balls for this
Honorable Stark IQ
Drogo was a fucking gigachad, though
Any woman would let him get away with literally anything so long as he kept smashing her box
>loli
they look 50.
>implying that's a bad thing
>durr i know it true because my cripple brother that gets high on tree leaves said so
>and my quite obese friend also said it was true despite me not seeing any evidence of it
>XD
yes
cuck queen kino incoming
PRESTON WHERE'S THE VIDEO YOU FUCKING NIGGER
What is the most disgusting thing you would do to him?
Kek i just remembered that
>tfw the Gendry must continue the lineage meme is real
They're camped outside and Sansa is butthurt about having to feed them.
In reality you look worse than Bran.
he probably means book ramsay
>Drogo
>gigachad
Women who think this are complete normies.
id let him ram his sword through my chest if you know what i mean
The Dothraki following her only amounts to a few hundred or thousand? The entire Dothraki horde is following her, there has to be more than that. She's been going on an on about having the greatest army ever assembled. The Tyrell and Martell ships have to have been able to ferry over more people than that.
Yeah 2 of them
lol but that would kill you??
in the books she starts having periods again but in the show they'll just say it's incest targ magic or something
>Drogo was a fucking gigachad
Which is the majority of them. Your point?
Wasn't this only said by the witch lady that hated her? Has she even tried having children? Watch. Jon is gonna knock her up and the baby will be fine so we can all have a happily ever after.
t. brienne or cersei
didnt most of the dothraki fuck off after Drogo died?
YOU NEED TO CONTINUE THE STARK AND BARATHEON LINEAGES
I AM A TARGARYEN AND MY WIFE IS INFERTILE PLEASE GENDRY I BEG YOU
PLEASE I WILL MAKE HER WEAR A RED DRESS AND PUT LEECHES ON YOU IF YOU ACCEPT
>w-why don't they realize Sam's the r-real Chad?
Fuck off George
>>tfw the Gendry must continue the lineage meme is real
How does that one work? Jon will have to fuck Gendry to make an heir? That won't work surely
he is the king after all.
Also he never lost a battle. Pretty based if you ask me.
>yfw the two best characters share a birthday today
happy birthday!
>t. benq ht3550
>He doesn't want to look like show Ramsay
no way fag
please delete this
Is Sam George's self-insert?
>implying it's big enough
>fuck off were full
based sansa
of course he is.
she's pregnant and dies in childbirth. just like Jon's mother.
D R O P P E D
Gendry is gonna take one for the team and knock up that she-beast Arya
His children will have the ferocity of Bobby B and the sheer power of the Quasimodo-like homunculi they will almost certainly be
They're going to be unstoppable monsters
Why are people so upset about Arya having sex?
>feminazi
Good acting, good dialogue, great characters, good background music, good pacing and atmosphere.
Fucking hell it hurts to see what has happened to GOT.
Daenerys united all Dothraki clans when she burned the khals alive in Vaes Dothrak. She could have carved out a literal continent-wide empire on Essos with her unstoppable dothraki horde and three fucking dragons, but no, she had to go back to muh iron throne because Twitter demanded that she fugg Jon.
like Gordon? BASED!
Oh yeah, forgot about that!
>implying penises dont shrink in the cold and in turn-off situations like being filmed by a group of dudes for a movie
you wouldnt know about this because you cut yours off
>dicklet cope
Bad angle + grower
Heartsbane = Lightbringer
Jorah kills Dany confirmed.
Friendly reminder that Samwell Tarly is the most powerful man from the Reach left in the show.
Yea Forums, Yea Forums and /k/ iirc
>because Twitter demanded that she fugg Jon.
top kek
Have you fags seen penises? Do you have one? That is not erect.
I'm saying some women have more refined tastes.
who's that?
Jon will take Danny and Sansa just like his namesake Aegon the conqueror
>lightbringer is a sword!
t.
1. Azor Jaime
2. Azor Jorah
3. Azor Beric (maybe)
>Robb
>Jon
>Jaime
>Jorah
>Ramsay
All are far more attractive than Drogo
>CIA shares his birthday with a big guy
Yeah Gurm. Women love you.
>Dany: I will take the Iron Throne
>Sansa: the North will never bow to another ruler
>[5 seconds of dramatic tension]
>character interrupts
>Jon: btw I am Targaryen too
>Dany: this is a huge problem
>[5 seconds of dramatic tension]
>sound effect interrupts
FUCKING HELL THIS IS LITERALLY A SITCOM NOW
>I-I'M A-A G-GROWER
Tommy
bruh look at this dude
name a better character than based radmure
Sansa and Ramsay dated? What the fuck
except they're not
drogo is the man 90% of women want
he could straight rape them and they'd love it
Sansa is made for strong and thicc Theon di--
oh wait...
Why didn Bran just stop children at that moment?
There would be no Night's King.
just because the only penis you've ever seen is a rock hard dildo doesn't mean penises work like that, lass
>be roastie
>notice that guys are paying more attention to chad Nikolaj than you
>REEEEEEEEEEEE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
So petty. And jealous. Im sorry you hit the wall at birth but theres no need to take it out on others.
The dude gave up any claim to his titles, lands, and everything else not once, but TWICE.
At least I assume you have to give up claims when you join the Citadel.
I know, I expect to much from this series... Lightbringer is obviously just a symbolic embodiment of the power of femininity when truly unified.
Davos
there was no time
Sorry user we only have 6 episodes to finish our story and we don't want things to progress to quickly!
unironically height>looks for ALOT of woman. they can't help themselves, its in their DNA
he's a good one too, in my top5 easily
Minikolaj Coster-Waldau
>Nikolaj is not a perfect male specimen guys! There's justice in the world and my penis is totally bigger
>ywn time travel to circa 2011
>ywn invade /got/ with spoilers
my cock literally is bigger
Doesn't Cersei call Jaime's dick small in the books?
porn of bran warging a direwolf and fucking sansa senseless WHEN
based poster, but true men prefer Loras
i checked the archive today and the first usage of "Radmure" happens in 2013. So in a sense /got/ truly started then, not 2011
Since you fags mentioned Drogo, is pic related any good?
>jon
>jorah
>ramsay
??????????
He didn't give anything up. He was forced
Did you senile fucks forget that he also appeared in season 6 and explained what happened?
>“Oh, an angry cripple. How terrifying.” She laughed. “A pity Lord Tywin Lannister never had a son. I could have been the heir he wanted, but I lacked the cock. And speaking of such, best tuck yours away, brother. It looks rather sad and small, hanging from your breeches like that.”
Based Cersei.
Can you imagine how hard you would be laughed at if you tried telling people in the S1/2 era about shit like the magnificent 7's trip to capture a zombie last season
>there will never be a Robert's Rebellion spinoff with the Mountain actor as Robert 'The CHADstag' Baratheon
thats pretty sad. it could be good if the show is all about good choreographed & bloody fights
You don't give up anything in the citadel until you forge your maester's chain.
all he did was explain that hes dead you retard
perfect casting indeed
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what a different show
>the magnificent 7's trip to capture a zombie last season
Stop pls, I had put that shit out of my mind. Also don't forget Gendry's time travel marathon
no time.
So basically Tyrion used to bleach and straighten his hair?
He explains that the White Walkers shanked him, then the Children found him and stuck a dragonglass shard in his chest to stop him from becoming a wight but leaving him technically undead.
That's pretty fucking explanatory, mate.
He's cute, but no one can come close to NCW.
>tfw we were robbed of Jaime/Loras relationship
It's not fair. He's such a good foil for Jaime.
Sneed's Snore and Snoar?
no time
How is that working out for you?
>because you're going to marry me instead
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HES SO CUTE
AHHHHHHHHHH
Did Jenny survive Summerhall or not? The song seems to suggest that she did, but the show isn't canon.
Hate to break it to you, but Jaime loves twin pussy. It's tragic, I know.
Is Summerhall on the table?
I was talking about their book banter m8.
>Admitting he weighs 205 pounds
Just imagine how big his shits are.
he does in that chick movie where his wife gives him laxatives cause he's cheating on her, can't remember the name of it
daddy
>113418792
>113418792
>113418792
>same weight as nikolaj
>about eight inches shorter
fuck me
Off I shuppose.
If Westeros is truly the size of South America they wouldn't be able to go south/north all the time whenever they feel like it so quickly.
I mean, the North is a freezen shithole, it must be in higher attitudes than the Riverland. Do they just climb a whole mountain in matter of like 2 days withouth proper techonology
BRAVO user
Oops.
The guy who got stabbed by the Children of the forest
Does he shit in his pants? Can you actually see it or is it all off screen? I need answers so I can fantasise accordingly.
Sub 100kg is twink mode
yeah, ends up paying some guy thousands for his trousers or something iir, happens in public
I was just joshing
probably about 6 inches erect
Here for any other scatfags:
>Put most of your army outside of the walls to battle a larger army
>When they die they turn against you
>By the time the outside forces are defeated, regardless of how many undead they killed your remaining force will still be outnumbered heavily except now facing armoured undead
>be a crazy chick larping you're a lost princess in some ruins
>an actual prince wants to marry you
>he and the majority of his family blows up because they're a bunch of inbred retards
>back to being a crazy lady in the ruins, except this time it isn't a larp
Poetry.
Don't mock me.
What was the plan? Why not go to the toilet? He would shit himself on the way home
Only saw season 1, it was solidly ____________alright.
I guarantee you most women would say they’re attractive. Maybe they like Atilla better, but still.
He has a micropenis
So there is some balance in the world after all.
Absolute pottery
>be me
>4'10.5
>dad is 6'4
>mom is 5'11
>everyone in my family is at the very least 5'8 even the middle schoolers
>great grandma is the same height as me
>neither of us are dwarves we're just really short
>overweight
>penis is 3.2 inches
>I'm fucking 20 and black
>cant go full lotr dwarf mode because my beard is patchy
Honestly I'm planning to kill myself after this season ends. I dont even like the show anymore I just want to finish it
holy shit, you literally have nothing to offer anyone.
i don't blame you.
i wish you a swift and painless death.
The dragons look like shit and always did
She hit the wall harder than the ice dragon did