Reunion scenes for nearly every character

>only x2 episodes in
>3rd is guaranteed to be the white walker invasion
>longest it could last is until episode 4
>only Cersei is absent to have dialogue scenes because everyone else has gone to the norf so no chance of padding
>people honestly think the battle with the night king will be the finale
>implying there won't be multiple power struggles between Cersei, Jon and Dany
>implying Game of Thrones won't end with the wheel turning once again
normalfags are fucking stupid

>They dropped a beauty and the beast pairing to match Sansa up with the cockless coward Theon

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That they're both going to survive the battle.

>alcoholic child-murderer somehow bags a teenage ginger
>pure

All that means is that Theon dies next episode while the Hound survives. Dog man wins in the long run

They're shying away from controversy.

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More like
>two abused and damaged people find comfort with one another

You have a lot of faith

eat some dick negro. that damaged abused plot line was cut to make sansa a yass queen. mark my words sansa is going to kill sandor for raping her in her dream.

That's a failure of the show, not of the (original) characters.

Sansa isn't that much yaaas queen compared to the other main girls. Dany and Arya are unsalvageable at this point, there's still hope for Sansa

That's why they'll go all in now that the series is coming to an end.

Sandor is the simulacrum of humanity's will for survival, that's why he's not going to die.

I fucking hope so. If he survived Brienne fight only to die to some stupid zombie, I will genuinely mad.

Didn’t he try to rape her in the book?

Sansa says he forceably kissed her at the battle of blackwater but that contradicts what the chapter tells. When asked about it Grrm said "sansa's an unreliable narrator"

Would Arya have fucked the hound if Beric wouldn't have came with to disturb them?

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why not?

to be fair he does hold a knife to her throat and force her to sing him a song. he was clearly going to either rape or abduct her and then felt horrible guilt

luckily sansa was into it

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If he hadn’t pussied out and had gone through with his plan to throw her in a sack and take her with him, Sansa would have been safe in the North with Jon three seasons ago

WWFD: the ship

Kek

Fat man is an incel lmao

i don't know they might have actually put some resources into hunting him down and killing him if he had done that and that's probably what stopped him

>almost rape a girl
>decide not to at the last minute
>she spends the rest of the series fantasizing about it
Is...the Hound a Chad?

Hound is barely getting any scenes in general
he was getting too popular and we can't have toxic masculinity being popular

They didn’t look that hard for Sansa after she escaped with Baelish though

he's in more scenes than melly or cercei put together at this point

oh no no no

>meme scene with arya
>another meme scene with arya where she insults him because strong warrior wombyn

this might have something to do with the fact all the action is taking place where Hound is you retard, not where Cersei or Mellisandre are

fuck women

>i'll describe sam's penis in excruciating detail that'll show them

t. Sam Tarly-looking virgin

>Melisandre says she'll see Arya again, probably to kill her
>Hasn't happened yet and isn't going to

FAT PINK MAST

You'll never

no, not at all. I'd be a chad if it wasn't for my weak jawline.

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>it Grrm said
>implying he didn't simply forget what he had written

>weak jawline
solution: grow a sick beard

I used to be able to grow a beard but when I started balding in my mid 20s my chin balded too.
Now I can't even grow stubble.

its so strange that I like Sansa now better than Arya. I hope they don't fuck her up any further.

don't pretend to be me. I said I'm near chad level, not some fat balding guy.

wtf thats terrifying

Hopefully she marries him at the end of the series making Hound king of the north

Sansa was always the best Stark girl, she had more natural character development and even in the books Arya turns into a 2D feminist stereotype

how the fuck does your chin start balding? Balding of the head and chin are two entirely separate things.

user has alopecia i think

He’d probably abdicate since he hates kings so much. Better end is he becomes her sworn sword and doesn’t have to do any extra work, but still gets Sansa puss whenever he wants

If you marry a Queen you're a Prince rather than King, because King outranks Queen. e.g. Prince Philip (Queen Elizabeth II) and Prince Albert (Queen Victoria)

They've completely forgotten pre-"rape" Sansa and replaced her with a new character who is a leader not a victim. So remembering her past of being protected by Sandor Clegane or any of the shit with Joffrey, has no bearing on nu-Sansa.

>Prince the Hound
Sounds gay, don’t think he’d go by that

Digits say yes

>no beautiful Sansa enduring horrible situations with quiet feminine bravery
>no Hound sex scene with Sansa milkers

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what's with the cockring necklace?

So why does Sandor want to survive anyway?

What's his goal?

Drinking and Stark poon probably

has he let go of revenge against his brother? seems like he hasn’t mentioned gregor in a while

> always said Sees himself as Sam

Hahahahahaha

Even post-rape she is just a traumatized child with no forethought but her own well being. It's literally season 7 she just all of a sudden becomes a smart and cunning leader?

there was literally a commercial for it last season

i 100% guarantee you he will end up being gay.

screencap this.

It has Star Wars syndrome. It's a scramble to fit every bullet point with zero attention to anything else.

NO SHUT UP IT CAN'T END THAT WAY

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I'm a tall, ugly, violent criminal with a big penis but women hate me. Women love the fantasy of danger but there's nothing they hate more than a powerful ugly man

Not if it's malnutrition/diesease/alopecia linked baldnesd

Cersei: “Bronn kill my brothers”
Bronn: “I’ve been loyal to your brothers this entire series and have barely spoken to you. What makes you think I’d do that instead of selling you out?”
Cersei: “Have you met our writers lately?”
Bronn: “Fair point” *takes crossbow*

who cares lmao

You're not necessarily anything other than royal fucktoy (consort). Phillip is a Prince of Greece by virtue of birth, not because he sticks his willy in Elizabeth

>Goes bald
>So does beard
WHAT? You lying to me?

The only truly bad thing Clegane did was kill the butcher's boy, which he was ordered to do, and rob a family, who he knew were going to die anyway. I think people have forgotten Tormund was killing innocent, defenseless people before Jon helped the wildlings.

Sandor did nothing wrong, trips confirm

See

Cersei: in real life we're divorced and bitter and will refuse any scenes with each other in them, let me send you this creepy necromancer to parlay for me, I'm sure the dimwitted fans of this show wouldn't mind

Bronn: shieeeet das a nice crossbow. Can't wait to haggle for 'The Twins (whatever they offer you, i'll beat it, very epic, Dabid!)' after we kill the Night King and Cersei

Hahahaha yep

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