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Post the webm!

based

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STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

Northerners aren't people

ASOIAF anime when

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YOU CANNOT KILL ME
I AM OMEGA

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AZOR

BRIENNE

Something wrong....
I hold my head.
Theon gone.....
A nigga dead.

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He's even making the women and children pay the iron price!

>Hey Gendry, you are the last Baratheon alive and I don't want to die a virgin. So why don't you "hammer" my "anvil" over and over and continue your line inside me? I'm ovulating RIGHT NOW.

What did she mean by this?

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>Arya becomes a qt anime tomboy
FUND IT

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100% dead eos:

Jaime
Cersei
Euron
Qyburn
Brienne
Theon
Edd
Tormund
Beric
Sandor
Gregor
Jorah
Grey Worm
Bran
Varys
Melisandre

50/50 Chance of survival:

Tyrion
Dany
Davos
Gendry
Podrick
Bronn
Lyanna Mormont

Survives:

Jon
Sansa
Arya
Yara
Missandei
Sam
Gilly

Returns: Stannis

God that entire play plotline was awful.

Even if for some retarded reason they come up with a reason why Jon isn’t concerned with sending people to the crypts because he saw the Night King bring back fresh killed people at Hardhome (this is ignoring all the forzen rotten wights from the Beyond the Wall episode) what the FUCK is D&D’s explanation for Bran not being concerned about it when he saw spooky skeletons without any flesh on them kill Jojen? He knows damn well those ancient skellingtons can stab.

Doesn't necessarily have to be anime, but animated series would be a great idea, since it's pretty impossible to make another GoT live action in at least 30 years

she's still a WOMYN that NEEDS to BREED despite also being an edgy assassin superhero

I WANT TO HUG HIM AND TELL HIM EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Post yfw Stannis comes back as a corpse so a strong woman can kill him again

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The franchise is mine by right.

>has to fuck this when every single other sexual encounter he had was with a 10/10 red priestess

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I have a feeling the end will be exactly like robert rebellion. Jon will end up the same as Bobby. Dany will die and he will have to marry someone who he hates. He will get fat, and depressed, he will spend the rest of his reminiscing of the good ol days on the wall. This is the bittersweet ending. It's like poetry. It rhymes.

>Jaime
>dying before killing cersei
>Sandor
>dying before cleganebowl

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Gimme some currently accurate leaks

Jon and his mates also know about skellys though. Their infamous run-in with Dumb Cunt almost cost them their lives

Imo they just hope everyone ignores thoses falacities.

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>Bran
>Caring

I wonder if when those comic book adaptations run out of source material if they will just end with ADWD or they will come up with their own OC. It will probably be way better than the show (actually it definitely will) and it will have real Euron, Victarion and Griff crew. Wonder what they will come up with if they do their own ending.

This. No way cleganebowl is not happening. This is too much of a fanservice opportunity to not use it.

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So Benjen coming back?

grrm.livejournal.com/2016/11/09/

Lmao what a bluepilled pussy cuck. How can you write characters like cersei and desperately want hillary to win over trump? You dont have to like trump, but this 1-dimensional, cartoonish worldview the so-called liberals have is so juvenile and formed by propaganda. Hes going tk win again in 2020 and the country will continue to thrive as the leftists and anti-trump partisans shit themselves.

>Dany will live and he will have to marry someone who he has come to hate

Book Melisandre was right all along.

>Gendry
>Baratheon
No

>Lyanna Mormont
>50/50
That bitch dead as fuck next episode.

How hype will you be when this nigga returns and kills Arya? Dabid will put in at LEAST one old character as a wight. Im expecting Hodor as well

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>in the books Daenerys is fingered by her handmaiden cause they know she is horny

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>Battle for Winterfell
>entire place is in flames
>White Walkers have breached the walls
>men are dying by dozens
>crypts are being overrun
>all hope is lost
>suddenly, horns roar in the distance
>40 000 Valemen led by Chad Sweetrobin charge down on the undead horde, crushing them beneath the hooves of their warhorses
How hard would you mark out?

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King Targ will legitimize him in episode 6

It was cool to see it once but they did it way too much. It was lkke all the drama student faggots working on the show wanted to force it in. I fucking hate drama kids.

We're getting Ned, Robb was dumped in the Trident.

why is the old fuck always babbling about sports in his blog?

>Dany isn't a bislut
>Cersei's penis envy doesn't go into an overdrive until she joylessly rapes a bitch
And D&D say that they're progressive.

I said dead eos (end of series).

Lady Crane was a cunt but the younger girl who wanted to kill her and take her part was one of the cutest females cast on the show.

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You are talking about the same dumbass that didn’t understand the ending of LOST and had the audacity to say how he would never end ASoIaF in such a way- which is only true because the lazy piece of shit is never actually going to finish it.

Niggers of the Vale are already at Winterfell.

edric storm will 100% take storms end in the books imo and gendry will die. he'll live in the show since there are no other bastards right?

Ned's head was never recovered and he is just bones now

Maybe he should try taking part in any sports some time. Might live long enough to finish the series.

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It was interesting to see how the world perceived what had happened but that was it. The play was pretty awful to watch and went on forever. Would have been better if Arya had someone to communicate her thoughts to during the play.

Cat will be there with no explanation of how she ended up in the crypt just so they can have someone say “looks like this Lady has a stone heart!”

guy on the right is good in that band Syndrome of a Downs

>And just now I received word that Gene Wolfe has died as well. I haven’t seen Gene for a few years, sadly, but I knew him well when I lived in Chicago in the 70s. When my friends Alex & Phyllis Eisenstein and I founded the Windy City Writer’s Workshop, we assembled a good group of young aspiring writers… and two giants, Gene Wolfe and Algis Budrys. Gene and Ayjay became mentors of a sort to the whole group of us, attending every monthly workshop and giving us more good advice about the art, craft, and business of writing than I can possibly recall. I learned so much from Gene, and his praise… not always easily earned… meant so much to me. He was a magnificent writer as well, one of the best our genre has ever produced. It is a disgrace that he never won a Hugo (though he was nominated a number of times). He was, however, a SFWA Grand Master and a worldcon Guest of Honor, the two greatest honors our field can bestow. His work will be read as long as SF endures, I believe.

The old man cares

I see a lot of theories about Night King bringing the Starks in the crypts back to life but what about the dead servants and shit buried in the lichyard? That's inside of Winterfell's walls and has been used for thousands of years, gotta be plenty of dead bodies there

i wish some of the series would take part in the lands of always winter, it looked pretty kino

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His head was reattached to his body. As for the cleaned bones, well i'm sure that won't stop D&D, he'll probably clad in his big old furry cloak.

>murder is fine if you're cute

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>legitimize a dude who can't read or lead and doesn't know the first thing about the Stormlands
Fuck off gendryfag

yeah basically

Battle scenes are very boring

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Nah, in the show his body is back home. It's just bones, but it's not like that has stopped the ones who killed Jojen.

Lmfao

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She isn't wrong

I think bringing gendry back was a mistake, but D&D are predictable

Fuck off faggot

The upcoming prequel takes place during the Long Night, you might get your wish then.

hbo.com/hbo-news/game-of-thrones-prequel-what-to-know

>What’s it about? Taking place thousands of years before the events of Game of Thrones, the series chronicles the world’s descent from the golden Age of Heroes into its darkest hour. From the horrifying secrets of Westeros’s history to the true origin of the White Walkers, the mysteries of the East to the Starks of legend, only one thing is for sure: It’s not the story we think we know.

Anyone remember that supposed leak of Longclaw's wolf pommel with glowing eyes?

G*d willing

post the tits already

Normie genocide when

In GoT they usually are the boring parts since it's a show primarily about character development. There have been some kino battles though.

They are in GoT. Doesn't help that they all follow the same formula.
>we're outmatched
>oh no it's almost as if a significant character is about to die
>sudden reinforcement saves the day

/got/

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I heard Jaime is going to be wearing a golden buttplug for the battle.

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same

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God damn who actually reads this drivel? Theres more value in any shitty /got/ thread and half the posters are r3ddit tourists

>the next GoT show will be entirely white cast
Based and ballsy in this time

RANCER KUN
MORE WINO DESU

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Why don't they just dig a moat and keep some people dedicated to smashing any ice forming? White Walkers can't cross water after all.

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nuh

Would have intercourse

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>my shitpost has become a /got/ meme
This might be the greatest achievement of my life

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>From the horrifying secrets of Westeros’s history
>the evil Westerosi nobles used slave labour from Essos to build all their castles!

I mean I'll probably watch it in 2x speed.

we looked for you on the catalog

Well I mean, only the first men are floating about westeros at the time

Not wrong though, battle scenes are only enjoyed by soibois and leddit faggots

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Someone should make an edit of Melisandre overlapping over Arya, like when K fucked that hooker in Blade Runner 2049

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This even though it was cgi

Eyo free my nigga night

The word is wain actually.

rough sketch

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>white walkers go underwater to take the dragon out and bring it back to life
based retard

fucking norwegians

Makes me sick to look at him. Being that good looking shouldn't be allowed.

>Baratheon is the number 1 chad house
Was, if anything

>upcoming prequel
too many summer islanders

on one hand, she's correct, battle sequences have less kino potential since it's much easier to film them poorly than character interactions

on the other hand, it's high time that some characters bite the dust and get killed off, and it's time we've seen how the dothraki and unsullied match up against the dead

Harren the Black did use slaves to build Harrenhal.

Seriously thought, they porbbaly mean be the genocide of the Childrens of the Forets by the First Men until they make common front against White Walkers.

Or the fact that they used to hang criminals by their organs to branches of Heart trees. That kinda stuff.

They did do that. If you paid attention during the opening sequence to Winterfell you would know this

>it's a show primarily about character development

Developing from a cast of interesting well rounded characters with differing motivations and histories into a bunch of cardboard cut out quipping morons who are basically indistinguishable aye shuppose

>vox
aaaggh

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This, when the fuck is the last time anyone important died? Season 4?

Logic doesnt stop sjws (jews) from casting africans as knights in medieval europe

based

Have you seen the cast kek?

>I only enjoy muh character development and boring dialogue!
Slit your mother's throat and then off yourself, queer

Cersei could have done anything to that lady and she would have loved it.

quality

Characters in the show then say that they can't swim.

us.blastingnews.com/showbiz-tv/2018/09/got-leak-claims-tyrion-will-be-found-guilty-of-treason-in-the-dragonpit-trial-002710077.html

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imagine getting a sex scene with Carice and then years later they give you Maisie lmao

Grug like explosions
grug no like talk

have sex

>In GoT they usually are the boring parts since it's a show primarily about character development.
>GoT
>Character development
wew

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WE WUZ THE FIRST MEN

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Im fucking falling asleep at work guys wat do

I'm angry he's so handsome
Fucker should be hard to look at

Stop being an effeminate faggot. He looks like he takes dick.

Based!
Not the one true king of Westeros!!! Noooo

Hodor was the last death I cared about.

Sadly this
The Battle of the Bastards was a huge missed opportunity

PLEASE GENDRY FUCK MY SIS- UH COUSIN!

I'M NOT A STARK, BRAN CAN'T GET IT UP ANYMORE AND SANSA WILL BE FOREVER SCARED OF DICKS SO YOU NEED TO ENSURE THE SURVIVAL OF THE STARK LINEAGE GENDRY!

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She would pretend to love it because she's a spy who has to get close to Cersei. Poor bitch got woken up by getting fisted.

I'm trying to think of characters that underwent major transformations and all I can think of is the hound, jaime, sansa, arya, tyrion, bran, and theon

hit the restroom and masturbate

>Harren the Black did use slaves to build Harrenhal.
It's not on the table.

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This guy sat through all of season one whining "where are the dragons".

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mostly niggers and mutts, the only white men are effeminate and gay or jewish. Pathetic. Will not be watching. The show is shit now anyways.

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Did we watch the same show?

yfw the children are celts, the first men are romans and the white walkers are germans

How is /got/ going toch survive this shit

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He probably does. There's no other explanation for his ugly wife.

Post a webm and ill masturbate to it

i bet you got bored during cersei and robert's conversations, brainlet faggot

based grug

I miss Littlefinger.

It's not gonna take place solely in Westeros, They're going show Essos and beyond too. Probably Valyria back when they were sheep fucking.

I don't see any asians nor indians though. I hope that dosen't mean no YI-TI and no Asshai.

Based.

based

nik get off the computer already

same

About what?

Based and redpilled:
Euron
Beric
Night king
Edd
Tormund
Bran

Based but bluepilled:
The Hound
Jamie
Jon
Gendry
Sansa
BIG WOMAN
Gray worm
Pod

Cringe and bluepilled:
nu-Davos
Mormont bitch
Caloreesi
Sam
Arya
nu-Tyrion
nu-Varys
Jorah
Theon
Theons sister

Cringe but redpilled:
Cercei
Zombie mountain

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The nigs will play the children
Children get genocided

Shireen was too pure for this show.

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I mish him too

>cersei and robert being capable of being civil ever
It was a good scene, but a pretty good hint that we're not actually getting a proper adaptation.

>sansa
Literally no character development. She's still the same rotten bitch she always was only now she was raped.

Yi-Ti a shit

Fuck essos. Its bland as shit and im sick of seeing ugly babboons inserted everywhere. They arent nice to look at. At least there are good looking asians.

Gendry...Gendry please
Please i'm begging you. I cannot pass on my manlet genes, the Stark children need to be strong, so i need the baratheon line because gods they were strong then.
.....Gendry please

Was getting caught part of your plan... Lord Baelish?

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Looks like the Summer Isles will be important in the prequel.

Got is a meme show.
Character development is a mess, just emoting actors.

At what point in the show does everybody start referring to the NK as the 'Night King' and why?

By memeing about how shitty it is and bullying any r3ddit tourists who disgree out kf here

We are going to end up loving the later seasons of GoT in retrospect compared to this mess. We thought the jews were bad, this show is being made by a jewish feminist. It’s going to be complete trash except for maybe Naomi Watts.

noice

>show about The Long Night
>we will see The Night King again
>maybe even Azor Ahai
>classical figures and legends appear
>the building of the wall
>maybe even ICE SPIDERS
>yo lets put in a sideplot across the ocean to distract from this possibly kino stuff because people would complain about diversity
DORNE'D

That makes sense. The two big eyed nigs already don't look human. They'll hardly need any makeup.

This was a meme post.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh god

Does anyone have the vocaroo?

They would never hear the end of it if they put the diversity cast in make-up. It will be absoute shit and these past season will look like kino in comparison.

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she looks like Timea Bella there

>muh honor
why couldn't this faggot just stop the holier than thou act and use some common sense?

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Marvel and Star Wars movies have both used makeup characters to meet their diversity quotas, these small fry can too.

Because Winterfell can't stand a siege in the middle of a long winter against ice elves and zombies

Don't remind me :(

He literally did. He gave up his honor and said that Joffrey was the rightful king and he died anyway.

He's fucking Lena Headey.

>tfw the legend of Azor Ahai originated in Asshai
>one of these nigs will be AA
>its definitely going to be one of the female nogs
WE WUZ THE PRANCE THAT WUZ PRAMASED

Imo when Arya "wins" the Braavos plotline the entire show turned to shit and it's never recovered since.

Who is Azor Ahai? Jon or Jaimie? And who is missa missa? I read that Melissandre but that doesnt make any sense.

seriously AGOT was painful to reread because he was such a moron. there was literally nothing he did right in kings landing

The show turned to irredeemable shit when Stannis burned Shireen.

Jaime is AA, Cersei is Nissa Nissa

Its just Jewish fanfiction

The Braavos plotline just turning her into the terminator was the most disappointing shit. Why spend all that time on something that added nothing to the plot? Should have just cut her out for a season like the did with Bran.

the show already recovered at Hardhome and then later on both BOTB and Winds of Winter. And S08E02 is one of the better episode of this show.

Jon posting the new Chris posting?

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Arya is the shittiest character in this series. Any other character might lose a fight or die in combat. Not Arya, though. She's basically Captain Winterfell at this point. She might as well fly around zapping tens of thousands of wights and white walkers next episode.

It probably would have been better if she was actually trained. She went over there, did everything wrong and somehow became an assassin.

PLEASE GENDRY SHE'S TALKIING ABOUT WEARING FACES AND KILLING PEOPLE
SHE ALREADY MURDERED LORD BAELISH SHE NEEDS YOUR DICK GENDRY

Think we'll get to see the Five Forts and the Great Empire of the Dawn in the prequel?

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youtube.com/watch?v=fqJom6xfvMY

This has lesbians, betrayals, pirates, swashbuckling action, and adventures around the world and beyond. It's perfect for HBO. Why don't they adapt this story for the prequel?

>the show already recovered at Hardhome and then later on both BOTB and Winds of Winter. And S08E02 is one of the better episode of this show.

rddt

CAREFUL ROBERT
CAREFUL NOW

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hardhome was okay but botb and winds of winter were pretty stupid in retrospect

That child contributed to the best scene in the show so it all worked out in the end.
youtube.com/watch?v=jWdG5iUGz4Q&ab_channel=WillW

>According to legend, the Golden Empire's first ruler was the God-on-Earth, the only son of the Lion of Night and the Maiden-Made-of-Light, who traveled in a palanquin carved from a single pearl and carried by a hundred queens, his wives. He ruled for ten thousand years until he ascended to the stars to join his forebears. Dominion then passed to his eldest son, the Pearl Emperor, who ruled for a thousand years. Power then passed to the Jade Emperor, the Tourmaline Emperor, the Onyx Emperor, the Topaz Emperor, and the Opal Emperor. Each reigning for a shorter and more troubled time than the previous emperor, for wild men and beasts pressed the borders of the Empire, lesser kings grew proud and rebellious, and the common people gave themselves to sin.

>When the daughter of the Opal Emperor ascended to power as the Amethyst Empress, her envious brother cast her down and proclaimed himself the Bloodstone Emperor and began a reign of terror and slavery, in which he practiced dark arts and necromancy, took a tiger-woman for his bride, feasted on human flesh and cast down the gods of Yi Ti to worship a black stone fallen from the sky. This Blood Betrayal, as it is known in the annals of the Further East, ushered in the Long Night, with the Maiden-Made-of-Light turning her back on the world, while the Lion of Night came forth to punish the wickedness of man. The darkness ended when a great warrior rose to lead the virtuous into battle with the sword Lightbringer in his hand. Light was restored, but the Great Empire was not reborn for the restored world was a broken place where every tribe of men went its own way, fearful of all the others, and war, lust, and murder had endured.

Why is Westeros so vanilla when everywhere else is so much cooler?

Bit uncalled for, no?

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There so many Brandons in the Stark family and Ageons in the Targaryens. Do other families do this?

>The Long Night was caused by a woman
You a'ight fat boi

SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE WEBM OF YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL SANSA AT JAIME'S TRIAL

Don't forget about taking their children as slaves.

Sansa it was beautiful

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>GoT is set in medieval Europe

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Pleb taste. Essos is based

Why do normies love the whole Brienne/Tormund shit so much?

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George Foreman named all five of his sons George Foreman

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It was a different time

Did he deserve it?

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>tiger-woman for his bride
Sounds good to me. Hopefully she had like 4 or 6 teats.

Easily my favorite character in the show, it's a shame he died so early. But then again if he didn't die he'd be in S8 so it's better this way.

>Drogo is retroactively looked back on fondly by the fans
>Ramsay man bad!

>battle of the blackwater wasn't the most kino episode in entire series
bet this fag doesn't even remember it
the battles in the later seasons are trash though

Because it's genuinely good comic relief.

no, he wa sthe best

#notallhorseriders

it was just banter, dany is a fucking sperg
Viserys provided for her his entire life and always made sure she got to eat before he did.
Then she turns around and has him killed over a wee bit of banter

ramsay was dumb

Yes, but only because he was being stupid.

Blackwater was probably the single best episode-as-spectacle the show ever had. The battle for the wall was okay but too one dimensional.

Ramsay was a comically evil villain though.

>>maybe even Azor Ahai
And how the fuck do we get to see Azor Ahai without going to Essos?

Why did the Greyjoys attacked Daenerys army in Casterly Rock? The plan wasn't to let them take it while they take Highgarden?

he should've stayed in pentos. it was heartbreaking watching him being humiliated by horse savages

Yeah, especially that line afterwards.

"...and introduce a progressive tax rate starting at 50% on a 500k income cutoff that increases by 0.5% for every 75k increase in income and maxes out at 97%."

greyjoys are retarded irishmen.

Every culture has its own Azor Ahai. Either there were multiples running around the world, or everyone spread out from one place after the Long Night.

There is like a ton of stone on top of each of them with a stone statue on top of that all. But they will still somehow get out even tho door can stop them.

I was referring to other shows and movies you crayon-eating leftist retard

(you)

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I'd say Azor Ahai = The Last Hero

How is the Great Other going to get his shit pushed in if AA is across the sea?

criminal.
glad he fucking died, the thieving bastard.

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No, I ment other families in the book.

hilarious to me how no one realizes this was a classic case of stockholm syndrome for dany, and everyone forgets drogo was a savage pillaging rapist who raped her all the time, only because jason momoa is a chad

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well there's the Freys

The children are Neolithic hunter gatherers, the people who built Stonehenge

The first men are bell beaker people, whose descendants were the """"""celts"""""" encountered by the romans

andals are obviously anglo saxon/ Germanic settlers who the English are a lot less related to than most people think

Is that what they were going for? I always thought it was strange that she falls in love with him so suddenly and still to this day speaks of him with fondness.

Why in every ancient historical account is all the crazy shit on the other side of the world

>we're unironically gonna watch this 8 year old tear through wights like they're nothing and everyone who watch in disbelief while she quips about how women can fight too
its just an anime at this point

I forgot a lot of his kids would name theirs children Walden to try and gain favor with him.

Last cuckpochnik battle was shit with the most retarded plot armor in history of entertainment and cartoon physics all while nobody cared about rubber weapons in the shot.

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nowittens

Other continents deal with the long winter too, and it's alluded to that they deal with white walkers in some form.

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Thoros of Myr, but he died in season 7 so who cares.

I mean, theyre not wrong. First season was kino as fuck, and I dont remember a single "ZOMG HUEG BATTLE GUYS MEMBER LOTR RATHER THAN US DOING OUR OWN THING!1!1!"

this map is 80% fanfiction

Fuck this show if she doesn't die instantly. She's like 80 pounds.

I'm giving them a chance to show what would feasibly happen - the army of the dead cutting through her like butter. Of course she'll probably kill like 500 of them, with Arya firing off one-liners as she personally kills about 5,000 wights herself.

Who?

>Drogo and his goons show up at a village
>pillage, torch it, murder all the men, rape all the women, enslave and kill children
>the witch lady is raped multiple times
>she gets revenge on Drogo by making him a vegetable and his wife barren
>Dany thinks this is an entirely unjustified action and that the woman is evil
Mirri is fucking based

Can anyone explain Ironborn = Irish thing

Truthfully, I think that's what Martin is best at. Just giving people a taste of craziness in the world that makes you want more.

>Doesn't remember Blackwater
fuck off speedwatcher

this map is really gay, who even added all this extra crap

And 100% better than whatever the fat man would have come up with to fill the world map with. if Essos deals with white walkers too it should be connected to Westeros in some way, I don't care that GRRM said they didn't.

> he doesn't appreciate Lyanna Ahai
You're kidding, right?

they can't farm so they steal

>heavily religious island nation
>cucked by Le English stand-ins
>extremely rebellious against said Le English stand-ins and take any chance to wreck their shit

Fuck off.

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People are just retarded. Ireland had lots of farmland and was usually the victim of raiders. Ironborn are more like the Kingdom of the Isles further north.

based and loli-pilled

Is Bronn a Mary Sue?

Ironborn are a lot more similar to Irish pirates and raiders than vikings

Descended from first men, not andals
Black haired, shitty hard to farm windswept island, low IQ and aggressive

You could make the case that Bronn is a Gary Stu. He seems to never really be in danger of losing a fight unless it's against overwhelming opposition like the fucking dragons.

Azor sneed

If you examine her entire story arc from the perspective of a northern peasant you quickly realize how ridiculous her fantasy is that she would be accepted by the common folk. The Dothraki are notorious for their raping and pillaging and the northerners already hate the Ironborn. Even those houses that have a fucked up traditions like the Boltons think they're unreliable backstabbing little shits that confuse being evil with being stupid. The prospect of getting invaded by an army of Dothraki and be grateful for it probably sounds like a bad joke to most commoners.

>low IQ and aggressive
Say that again you fucking cunt see what fucking happens

plot armor alone does not make a gary stu
bronn has plenty of flaws like being a greedy selfish and totally amoral murderer

pretty much dont think he was supposed to be so important but dabid kept him around as le funny man

>he cant read

Jesus Christ why does GoT attract such blatant fucking retards

He seems more like a guy that takes advantage of the opportunities he gets, but I guess you could call him that.

yeah the show made the case for it. but he's only alive as a massive fan-service

This season has been really shit

watch out potatonog is mad

Those flaws never really get him into trouble and don't really serve as negative character traits. That's one of the hallmarks of mary sue characters - their "flaws" aren't really flaws.

get woke, go broke

haha how you do fellow kids???

I'm just razzing you senpai
The only irish people I ever really come into contact with are the pikeys, who absolutely fit that description, but I hear you hate them as much as we do

this
i realize that jason momoa is a really cool dude and handsome as fuck, but drogo despite being relatively gentle the first time, raped her brains out for a long while. his horde destroyed entire cities and raped their women just for the hell of it. i can understand if dany remembers him fondly, stockholm syndrome works like that and she DID love him in the end, but it's hilarious that the audience forgets what his character was and pretends he was jason momoa irl

In the last episode he was literally faced with the dilemma of choosing gold over friendship.

was for

Q U I P S
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Beric's friend and healer.

>Beric
Who?

I M A G I N E

Qyburn is based and redpilled too

Eyepatch man with the smooth voice and the flaming sword.

I don't actually like this show very much and I've watched 7 seasons of it.

Arya doesn't look like a troll, it's not accurate

Oh he's epic!

nah, Khal Momoa was actually a truly good person because at least he was honest about his desires and intentions

Viserys was what all so called nice guys are really like, Khal Momoa should have killed him.

It's pretty much just another soap opera, but a very intriguing and high budget one.

youtube.com/watch?v=GnVLfEDxGkE

why did they kill him off in such a shitty way?

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and a opportunist. doubt he will defend Cersei the moment he thinks she lost.

Eh, she was always ok with him fucking her, she was just barely able to walk and cried AFTER riding for like 14 hours each day and being bad at it, she needed help to get off the horse. He is still murderer, rapist and all of this, but not to her.

Yeah she looks like a goblin.

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it started great now everyone is basicly stuck in sunk-cost fallacy

Nice!

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It's beautiful how every single user in this general hates the show the general is about

that was one of the last kino scenes tbqh

Too many characters to keep track of, mang. Also to ensure Beric will die for sure when his time comes.

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>there's no time
Proceeds to give us 2 filler episodes with absolute zero progress

Because they needed someone to die during the dumb wight hunt mission, and they didn't want anyone getting resurrected anymore. Two birds, one stone.

It really is a shocking end to an episode, even if you know it's not Bran. The music really emphasizes the horror of the sight. Not a great show overall though, pretty good.

>Eh, she was always ok with him fucking her
no?
>Every night, some time before the dawn, Drogo would come to her tent and wake her in the dark, to ride her as relentlessly as he rode his stallion. He always took her from behind, Dothraki fashion, for which Dany was grateful; that way her lord husband could not see the tears that wet her face, and she could use her pillow to muffle her cries of pain. When he was done, he would close his eyes and begin to snore softly and Dany would lie beside him, her body bruised and sore, hurting too much for sleep.

>Day followed day, and night followed night, until Dany knew she could not endure a moment longer. She would kill herself rather than go on, she decided one night…

I don't actually mind. At least it's realistic.

>the dragons aren't eating
>But they look perfectly in shape

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based drogo

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>the books

>S8E2 an episode filled with characters ending their series long arcs and preparing to die.
>Filler.

In the beginning there were a lot of interesting moments and characters, but now I feel like it has dragged on for too long and I don't feel interested in most of the characters at all.

>you can't talk about something you don't like!
Faggot brainlet soiguzzler, neck yourself you little cunt.

>you were beautiful user the threads...

If I don't get a Greyjoy Rebellion prequel with Thoros as the protagonist I am going to be very mad. Preferably I write it myself.

>Implying his huge cock wouldn't hurt even more in doggy

Dany really is a retard

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I'd rather have Ramsay than Drogo

'the dragons arent eating' was just a line used as an excuse to bring dany and jon to the dragons to ride them, it had no actual meaning on its own

Butchered, watered-down characters nobody but reddit cares about anymore getting ends to their shiity "arcs" is 100% filler.

>literally almost fucked her to death
god i wish i were dany

>valonqar Jaime shows up to kill Cersei
>instead of defending her, Qyburn grabs all the valuables and magic supplies he can carry and escapes into the night
Based Qyburn

Maester Pavel, i'm MoC

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>I don't care about the show anymore so everything is filler
Eat shit.

Have sex

>not posting the actual version

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She deliberately hides the amount of pain she’s in. Drogo isn’t actively trying to hurt her, he’s just retarded and doesn’t notice she’s upset. He’s a meathead but not cruel, and he does care about her

NEW

like Jamie wouldn't spare Qyburn for the moment cause he helped Jamie when he was most vulnerable, basically Qyburn saved Jamie's life. i think he would do the same, maybe inprison him until people figure out what to do with him. maybe send him to the Wall..?

who am i kidding, we all know that the show will RAPE every single concept of the past. Monarchy will fade, old tradition will fade, the NW won't make a comeback (well it actually doesn't need to when the WW will be defeated) and so on

>He’s a meathead but not cruel, and he does care about her
the road to hell is paved with good intentions, he might be a gentle giant towards her, but that doesn't change the fact the fucked her to the point of wishing for suicide

>Arya getting dug out is important story arc

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He didn't fuck her to the point of near suicide
She refused to communicate in the hopes he would read her mind or spontaneously change to the point of near suicide

Typical thot intelligence

And it was solved easily by taking the lead. Someone like Ramsay enjoys hurting others.

I'm not complaining you literal subhuman insect nigger Muslim

>leftist
Fucking retard

all the cool shit is in the east tbqh.

what a shit taste in characters desu

it already has you idiot

>Yi Ti
>Asshai
Cool
>Summer Isles
Fuck that

He said he's gotten laid three times in KL.

Men multiply by 3, women divide by 3 m8. Are you an incel?

battle scene back in season 2 (ie when this show still was good): all women and children locked inside the most well defended part of the castle
battle scene in current year: lmao lets have this fucking 9 year old fight zombies