Does Hawk really get humiliated by Demetri? or is that just autists over-blowing the situation? If it was a fair fight that's just garbage writing. I don't care that his gf left him for some lesbo mutt, but how could he get beaten by some anemic dork that just started learning karate?
Jeremiah Russell
>Does Hawk really get humiliated by Demetri? Yes. It was stupid.
Ayden Howard
the dude got kicked into a trophy case
he got his goy ass beat
Jonathan Allen
the kind that says "send it to the internet"
Matthew Reed
>[SPOILER]THEY PUT IN THE BLUEPILL THIS SEASON AS EXPECTED The fuck you talking about, pussy?
Liam Foster
It has to be an artists rendition of what Boomers believe the internet looks like.
>YOU HAVE A 4K TV TO WATCH THESE WEB-DLS, RIGHT Yea Forums? My TV is 1080p yet I'm downloading the 4k episodes anyways. Get on my level, niggaz.
Benjamin Jackson
Did you forget how OP Miyagi-Do karate is? Daniel went from sucker punching wimp to karate chad who almost completely dominated all of Cobra Kai in a couple of weeks.
He also defeated a Japanese karate practitioner in Hokkaido and the National Karate Champion stateside.
Chase Howard
Imagine huffin' braps out of that brapper while she plays with your cock using her feet.
Caleb Brown
Probably didn't want to give people the impression they should go hunting for free porn (and risk viruses) and reading conspiracy theories with their search engine.
Yeah but at least he got his ass kicked in by Yukio Mishima first before getting better.
Aaron Edwards
>he got his goy ass beat
I thought Hawk was the jew. Wasn't demetri just a wimpy slav? or do I have that backwards.
Daniel Hill
So is Mike Barnes in this season like he said he would be or not?
Nathaniel Peterson
>1.3mb/s
kek you can keep it
Parker Rodriguez
>I thought Hawk was the jew. Wasn't demetri just a wimpy slav? or do I have that backwards. Technically they are both Jews on the show. But Hawk is played by a goy actor.
Brayden Davis
show us the 100k/s youre getting with a torrent and the 1000s of honeypot ips your connected to
Austin Martin
The climactic battle in episode 10 of Tory's tits vs Sam's ass. Who did you root for?
Imagine what a loser you must be to not only have the episodes downloaded and watched, but also having taken multiple screencaps of the female lead to share on Yea Forums.
Lucas Hughes
botched jawbone whittling surgery
Elijah Davis
Imagine what a loser you must be to make a post like this lmao:
To be fair Hawk deserved to lose for being such a fucking sperg, stealing a medal of honor, and being a fucking tool for Kreese. Fucking betrayed Johnny in the end. Fuck him
Michael Gomez
Why tho? Why Dmitri? Of all the people, why him?
Grayson Murphy
Because hawk turned out to be the bad guy as hinted by the last episode of S1 and so the bad guy will have to be humiliated
Camden Stewart
S1 was more grounded. S2 is silly. It's the Dark Knight Rises to S1's The Dark Knight.
Why do Yea Forums neets hate Robbie so much and self-insert into Miguel instead?
Jack Campbell
Nice try, Mohammed.
Jeremiah Rivera
a webm of that moment it will be nice
Grayson Nelson
>Why do Yea Forums neets hate Robbie so much Because Robbie is a chad.
Ayden Gonzalez
Because Robbie is a chad and most Yea Forums posters are Americans, so it's only logical that they identify with Miguel
Eli Robinson
No one can relate to chads except chads and only a small percentage of all males are chads.
Do the math.
Colton Torres
Yea Forums is /r9k/ but they talk about movies along with muh thots and muh chads.
Andrew Thompson
Miguel >wholesome family >Starts out as a dorky kid who keeps getting his ass beat >Wants to study Karate to defend himself and his friends >Gets there by hard work and determination Robbie >whore mom >is already a vindictive pretty boy from the start >douchebag to his father >only studies Karate to fuck with his dad >barely trains for a couple weeks but does shit that even Daniel couldn’t do (huge Gary Stu) >gets the girl in the end
Owen Cruz
That’s not true (yet), since /r9k/ has been completely coopted and run by trannies, white knights and normalfags (like (You)) That’s happening here but not to the extent as /r9k/
Samuel Torres
>whore mom >is already a vindictive pretty boy from the start Sounds like every MDE thread on Yea Forums
Blake Watson
I feel ya. Dmitry just had a shit personality from the start. What kind of fag joins any sport and then cries about he shouldn't do physical activities.
any more hot scenes of Mary Mouser? bikini, underwear, upskirts or downblouse scenes in season 2?
Sebastian Carter
lol you're angry that Robbie is naturally athletic like his dad?
what are you a CM Punk fan or something?
Dominic Murphy
>Dmitri is Jiren >Barnes is El Hermoso
Carter Brown
Sorry sweetie, but I actually trained in Gōjū Ryu Karate for eight years and got my black belt and I can tell you that you just can’t learn that shit overnight, no matter how fit you are.
Connor Phillips
he's a hypocrite >cobra kai has no honor, now let me pretend miguel didn't bring the medal of honor back so he doesn't look good to sam
Chase Hall
This looks like a >be me greentext post in /r9k/
Adrian Reed
Own by Google and can't mention any of their products?
Caleb Thomas
>he trained Karate BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Colton Nelson
>Mall in America >Full of people I get that its fictional but Jesus Christ
Wyatt Miller
No its just a generic greentext ranking post, you’d recognize them if you weren’t such a newfag.
Jackson Bennett
>No, we train boys and girls. >Gender what? >Is this a prank call? Based and, dare I say it, redpilled
Neither could Miguel or Hawk and each is around at least purple belt level by the end of just one year.
Henry Lewis
>He comes to series about traditional martial arts to shit on them Man, if you want realism, go watch some of those boring movies with UFC fighters. I stay with Jackie Chan.
Aaron Fisher
Neets masturbate to the idea of giving betas the strength of the chad due to years of anime. Miguel’s character in 99% of the 1st season was just that. Plus, Miguel was even a bigger beta than Daniel LaRusso was in the first karate kid movie.
Zachary Mitchell
True, and there’s some need for suspension of disbelief for them but them being aggressive hard hitters without too much style after a year of training is more believable than achieving Miyagi-balance in a couple weeks
Daniel Taylor
Very true. But his arc of personality trying to be Chad and failing is just like real life.
Bentley Gonzalez
Kid playing Robbie can't act for shit, jesus.
Hudson Cox
Well. We have to remember that Daniel was also shit. But agreed. 3 movies and he was still learning. Also, Ralph Machio is way more respectable old. Man, he was such a skinny faggot that did the choreography in a cringe manner when young.
Ian Jones
He wasn’t even talking about if realistic martial arts were entertaining in movies. He just laughed at you taking pride in learning “real” karate. Also using that experience to say how karate kid training was unrealistic and then saying you’d prefer Jackie Chan to realism is pretty funny.
That guy wasn’t me and I wasn’t taking pride in my training, just pointing out that its absurd that Robbie would master Karate after a couple weeks
Julian Cox
>I can tell you that you just can’t learn that shit overnight If you're an unathletic piece of shit who has never ended up at the finals of a tournament you might think that.
So yeah, just like CM Punk.
Joshua Jenkins
t. Doesn’t know Karate
Dylan Wood
Why the fuck are you forcing this cm punk shit
Michael Taylor
He was training beforehand with his pop tho. He's also genetically gifted, which trumps hard work.
Levi Davis
CM Punk doesn't know karate yes.
Because Miguel is a tryhard like CM Punk who ended up learning trying hard doesn't matter against pure athletic talent that also works hard.
Samuel Parker
>believable than achieving Miyagi-balance in a couple weeks
Like Daniel LaRusso did? Which, mind you, was never an athletic kid to begin with? And Robbie is athletic.
David Nguyen
>was never an athletic kid to begin with? Hey, he knew karate beforehand! He kicked in a door and tried to assault Johnny with his 1337 skillz.
Hunter Green
>le chad and virgin meme Time to go back to R*ddit.
Jace Ross
>Cobra Kai chads from the 80's: ride motorcycles >Cobra Kai chads in 2019: ride scooters
>He was training beforehand with his pop tho Do they mention that in S2? If so that at least partially justifies it Yeah, LaRusso was a Gary Stu too.
John Reed
>Hey, he knew karate beforehand! Nice fanfic.
Robbie learning Miyagi Do with his athleticism is more believable than Karate Kid did with Mr. Miyagi.
Xavier Cox
Not just real life but also about what the first movie was about. Balance and working out both your inner and outer shit. It’s why Daniel got his life in order, reconciled with Ali, and treated Johnny pretty nicely in Karate Kid 1 and 2.
Alexander Lopez
>neither the word virgin nor chad was in my post, nor was the meme Durrr hurrr durrrr
Josiah Foster
>妬みは岩のない庭を見せる >Itching shows a rock-free garden What did they mean by this?
Angel Foster
soi-core movies
Robert Howard
Karate is a real martial art, whatever dudes like you say. In real life, MMA rules do not exist and not every dude that trains a little is a Royce Gracie or Buakaw level. Most people just train to be fit, not entering UFC. I don't care if is "effective" or whatever. I had very violent years as a teenager and karate saved me from being beaten. No art is better than it's student can be. Also, martial "artists" like in the art sense of the word, train hard as fuck. Jackie could not pull all the stuff he did easily doing some push ups and striking a bag. Tricking is very difficult. If we take some guy that do movies, like Tony Jaa. He trains Muay thai, from your logic he must be "Superior" to any karateka. But he is not in K-1, he is in movies. If he wanted, he could probably defend himself but it is not his focus. MMA is becoming limited to their own game just like they say other arts are. Life has no octogon, judges and rules. Trying to bring a fight to ground with strangers can make you be beaten by a group.
Kevin Myers
Even if he wasn't training with his pop he has his pop's genetics that allowed him to take on karate like a fish would water.
Stop hating on pure talent.
Elijah Martin
>claims to know greentext ranking post >doesn't get the connection You're only exposing yourself, R*dditor.
Ethan Smith
>Nice fanfic Please rewatch the movie. Also a joke
Aiden Rivera
Imagine Daniel-san teaching some karate to his wife: Show me "Do the dishes".
Dylan Ross
>thinks people didn’t compare characters with greentext before the virgin/chad meme Hello newfag!
Michael Phillips
>MMA rules do not exist Being choked out will happen with or without a referee you absolute n00b.
Carter Flores
Who are you quoting?
Levi Ward
Except in real life you can gouge out the eyes of the person choking you.
Jaxon Wilson
Daniel mentions in the first movie how he used to learn karate and he’s also seen practicing some moves from a book. But yeah, of course it’s bullshit that Daniel could become so good in a couple of weeks but that’s every martial arts or sports movie in general, Cobra Kai included. Miguel would not have dominated the karate tournament and him getting that black belt is pure McDojo. In real life, Rocky would have not gotten as far as he did with Apollo. But it’s a movie so who even cares about that.
Luis Nelson
It is Miyagi joke.
Spoken like someone who has never been choked out.
Ryder Hughes
S1 has Yasmin so it's by default better. Sorry.
Joseph Nguyen
Damn, the fat black girl lost a lot of weight
Jeremiah Parker
True, I have never been "choked out". I don't "wrestle" with "the boys" like you bugchasers do.
Dylan Davis
Why is clan Miyagi so much less likable, LaRusso and Robbie are kinda dicks and spiteful.
Carson Jenkins
>muh real life fighting >never been in a real life
lmao
Tyler Evans
Someone spoil the ending, I won’t watching watch bittersweet stuff. Just let me know if things work out for Johnny and Miguel
Dude I didn’t even say if karate was good or bad “for the streetz”. Both Jackie Chan fight scenes and the Karate Kid movies are nothing like reality. It doesn’t mean much if you say that it’s unrealistic that Daniel/Miguel was able to dominate a karate tournament after only a short time of training. Why do traditional martial artists always embarrass themselves with posts like this?
Matthew Hall
I'm white anglo, they just seem to aggravate the situation worse. LaRusso is much more likable this season so far, but that nerd Dimitri is annoying and Robbie needs to be less edgy.
Nolan Martin
> traditional martial artists user I don't practice martial arts I'm just a natural born badass. Weebs and fags playfight. Real men just win.
‘mericans only understand poor underdog = good and successful guy = bad. Just take a look at Rocky. Any sort of nuance or even a reversal of that is too much for them to handle.
Justin Clark
But Clubber Lang was the hungry up-and-coming underdog?
Brody Watson
Is there a less likable character than Dimitri?
Landon Baker
Robbie, Asian Chad, that blonde bitch Only seen S1 so far, but Dimitri was pretty fun 4me
Jace Smith
And Rocky gets turned into an underdog again so that the final fight/ending still ends up the same.
Caleb Sanders
Says the guy who has never been in a real fight
John Anderson
Until Clubber Lang became reached the top and was so dominant and cocky
Jackson Evans
I was really expecting him to have some kind of redemption arc this season, but he's just an absolute fucking shit weasel.
Were we supposed to root for him or something? Because I saw an annoying little faggot who snitched all his best friend's private feelings and fears just because he didn't want to hang out with a nerd anymore. Hawk has his issues, but holy fuck, he's completely justified and honestly too restrained when it comes to Dimitri.
Ethan Watson
Robby is hot Asian chad is a nice guy Yasmin needs to drink acid
Cameron King
>google her >find out she has type one diabetes I bet she injects the insulin into her thighs, it's common in type one diabetics that the injection sites get more fat buildup. Look up insulin hypertrophy. That's why they recommend alternating sides between injections.
Henry Sanchez
Satan lost to Michael.
Aaron Lee
Michael didn't use karate IRL to beat Satan.
Austin James
Yeah, he used MMA like real arch-angel chads do and choked him out.
Eli Cruz
Pretty sure he used a sword but whatever floats your fanfic, Dante.
Colton Edwards
Dante was also an MMA chad. Hell was his octagon.
Samuel Young
where can i watch cobra kai season 2? i had a site "rulu" bookmarked but it's dead now
Caleb Jones
Try Youtube.
Jackson Robinson
Is this bait.
William White
Its called getting the free month of Youtube Prime then cancelling after you’re done watching
Oliver Kelly
Robbie and Sam are such Mary sues.
Miyagi sue karate is bullshit.
Jonathan Gonzalez
Does she inject in her tummy as well?
Nah I think you're reading too much into it, she's just a little chub (probs from diabetus) but not in a bad way.
>being this butthurt about his post on karate being used IRL
lol
Robert Sanchez
did she has more moments in that scene or just that out of focus, any more screenshots or video with the red bikini?
Benjamin Kelly
Fuck, it still haven't been uploaded to private tracker I use. I already watched the first episode on Youtube
Noah Wright
>talented people don't exist >people who've trained all their lives should be weaker than the people who trained literal weeks because you saw the training of those who trained for weeks
Jaxon Clark
Dante was a crusader. He had to fight for his life for real. Do you think some pussy crane dancing killed the Saracens? No, he took them to the mat and choked them out.
Leo Parker
Just use putlocker
Dylan Carter
I'm just replying to see how much more you'll sperg out about IRL Karate.
Aaron Sanchez
2 people can't beat 5 in a fight where they have similar fighting experience. Even Dimitri becomes better than Cobra after a weeks training.
Hunter Collins
Pertty fat, you mean.
Anthony Barnes
I don't even know shit about karate dude, I just thought bringing up an Italian poet was funny.
Connor Price
>jealousy is showing off a rock free garden It's literal gibberish. What's far worse is the rock itself, I don't mind that it looks like paper mache garbage, what's really disgusting is how the text looks lazily drawn in with a finger instead of chiselled, and how amateurish the handwriting is.
The next worse was shochuu GEIko, anyone with half a fucking braincell knows you don't dakuten the fucking け in 稽古 here. Hell, I don't know why Daniel-san has such a fucking hard-on for Japanese ascetic practices when he could just say it in English, but I think Americans love this kind of shit because you see it all the time.
Michael Gonzalez
If the 5 suck really bad yes they can.
Juan Ross
how the fuck does johnny afford to repaint and modify his car
he's meant to be a poor bum and a karate dojo isn't that high of a paying job
Logan Jackson
which ones the "real deal" just asking for that user
Josiah Harris
>I don't even know shit about karate dude Neither does this guy:
Ian Garcia
Cobra Kai cash.
Joshua Brown
Okay but Jackie Chan is cooler than any MMA fighter though
Kayden Robinson
McDojos make hella money.
Lincoln Myers
i dont have a free trial offer
Jordan Jones
On the other hand, knowing how little Daniel-san knows about Japanese culture and Japan, it's a pretty realistic take on a wannabe weeb.
Ryder Jackson
Fugg Sam's hips are to die for
Camden Ward
AHHHHHHHHHHH MY TENDIES ARE ALMOST READY AND I CAN'T FIND THIS ONLINE FUCK YOU MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!
Luke Wilson
He's called Daniel LaRacist for a reason. Probably looked up 朝稽古 where you do and thought it works that way everytime.
Elijah Bell
for taking advantage of sam
Samuel Young
I'm gonna be posting pics of Sam's butt in leggings as I binge watch season 2.
i know how to pirate, used to all the time, can't anymore because of new laws and yes, i have a vpn, not worth the risk regardless
Jack Stewart
Jackie Chan has injured more human body parts (his own) than any MMA fighter.
Owen Bell
What is karate then? The guy from Goku Ryu was just pointing no one can learn that fast. Specially in traditional arts that focuses on katas.
Sebastian Fisher
What a angel fight? Krav maga? They are technically jew, don't they?
Carter Hall
That is some impressive ESL bantz.
Easton Hill
>Krav Maga SHINKICKSHINKICKSHINKICK
Dylan Diaz
Effective as it can be, jiu jitsu is really gay. Kickboyx tournaments are way better than UFC
Julian Perry
>download and install qbittorrent >got to thepiratebay.org >search "cobra kai" >click on the magnet next to the result with a lot of seeders Congratulations, you're now a pirate
Grayson Brown
Isn't Brazilian Jiu Jitsu literally just two guys rubbing their faces in each others taints?
Samuel James
what happen to our guy micheal this season? I hope he does't get the girl doe, never understand why hollywood like to give underdogs like him gf when he can wait for university or after for that shit. I will only watch it, if he get over that girl and focuses more on his training or shilling with his new karate friends.
Brayden Rodriguez
Dante lived 400 years after the crusades and was a skinny poet. Dante's inferno was pure fan fiction.
Ian Perry
dude that was covered in the original film that is not a reveal
So does pro-wrestlers and we all know how pro-wrestlers who didn't take up real wrestling end up in MMA.
Parker Turner
he was HRE's bitchboy, but he fought in investiture wars.
Isaiah Lopez
Wonder how big the fallout next seasons gonna be. Wouldn't robby get arrested for something like that? There were witnesses and probably a few people recording on their phones too.
William Nelson
I know who entertains me more.
Luke Cruz
Yeah basically. You know when you are watching a judo match and they thrown themselves in the ground and the referee stops? Jiu jitsu is focused on that gay sex that happens there with guys trying to get on top of each other and Twist the others limbs.
Luke Gray
Don't bother asking people on here for invites to private trackers. They'd probably get in a lot of trouble if they just gave out invitations to random dipshits that ask so they won't risk it even if they want to help you. If you want access to private trackers your best bet is to either make an account in a public one, have a very good ratio and then ask for invites in the forums, or to join a private one when it's open to new members.
Lincoln Scott
Post wet Sam.
Aiden Edwards
What you train, ultimate warrior?
Jordan Martinez
Really? isn't that what /ptg/ was about? or was that on /g/? I've always kinda wanted to get in on that shit so I could justify buying overpriced obscure dvds.
David Johnson
The scenes where they are punching in the dojo are really cringey. I get that they don't actually do martial arts but its like the kids aren't even putting any effort into their punches at all. Compare it to the scene where Daniel walks into the dojo in the original movie and its a complete joke. Daniels daughter is also hilariously bad at kicks for a girl.
That black kid was alright. Sure he had a bumpy start but he didn't want to fight in that hallway or at least not throw the first punch.
Cameron Hernandez
T-thanks you too
Robert Clark
BASED KREESE
Jaxson Thomas
The main issue people seem to have with it is that Dimitri beats Hawk at the end, but to play devils advocate Hawk had already been fighting and had already kicked several kids ass. The other thing is that I agree that Dimitri is a scrawny kike, but its not like Hawk is very buff either and obviously that fat black chick in the show wouldn't be able to through more than a few punches in an irl fight without having a heart attack, so I think people mostly don't like because Dimitri is a whiny and annoying character.
Noah Myers
fuck i hate that talkative nerd kid. i hope Hawk kills that kid next season
Jack Wilson
So did robbie kill Miguel
Jonathan Powell
So are we cooking a new thread?
Jason Murphy
It will be kino if he dies or is paralyzed
Daniel Flores
Of course not he's just never going to walk again and be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. Then again maybe he'll make a full recovery. The human body is pretty hardy sometimes.