Name a more pretentious film you simply cannot

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The Master
There Will Be Blood
Inherent Vice
Crash (the antiracism one)
American Beauty

literally any woody allen film

I havent even seen a second of it and I know

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Oh yeah that's a bad one. So forced and by the numbers in its sentiments it's insulting to the viewer, except plenty of people fall for it.

Beyond the Black Rainbow

it was kino
also anything involving shane caruth

2001

it's not pretentieus at all, capeshit zoomer.

Avengers Endgay. 3 hours of capeshit.

I gotch your back famalam

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Jesus fucking christ carell is absolute worst at choosing projects

He wanted to make a movie about punching imaginary Nazis, and he got one.

Springbreakers.

Zemeckis needs to be put in a retirement home

First Reformed

>get out
>pretentious

retarded

I'm not a fan of woody allen but I wouldn't call his movies pretentious. I think you're mistaking people who like woody allen movies for woody allen movies.

Seriously Refn's best film.
Drive is abject shit.

pusher will always be his best. it's just fun, in a really fucked up way.

Is this the movie where the gostling meme comes from?

Pleb

Thats Blade Runner: 2049 you fucking retard

Go watch more films

He's so desperate for accolades he ruined his career with oscarbait

The most pretentious movie to me, and also one of the worst in recent years is A Wrinkle in Time.
Its a movie where these kids are supposedly special out the bat and also their parents are special scientist prodigies, and somehow we are supposed to immediately feel for her because her dads gone and none of them can move on. Its sounds alright on paper but the delivery is terrible and the rest of the movie is an awkward mess of scenes, characters, and plot expositions out the ass. Its a film desperately trying to be dramatic and thought provoking and its constantly doing little things to nag that out of you but its so blatant the opposite effect occurs. The main character girl looks and acts so goofy it is hard to take her seriously at all.
Goofy kids can be endearing, I like how the new IT and stuff like The Goonies did it, but here there's no downtime scenes to let the kids be kids and get some kind of attatchment to them. The movie assumes you care but doesn't really do a whole lot to get you to actually care.
I think by the end of the movie, I was laughing my head off at how god awful it was and I rarely laugh out loud unless a movie is very funny or its a horror movie and something stupid happens.
I feel insulted for watching it. I watched shit like Show Dog the same year, but that movie knows its shit and it embraces it for the most part.
A Wrinkle in Time is a movie trying its hardest to be more significant than what it actually is. Its Dogshit.

>nobody has posted Nuspiria yet
Buncha slack jawed faggots

nc blogpost faget

Aw, thanks.
>*smooch*

Oh no someone’s talking about movies on the movie board. How short is your attention span?

Something something the problem with Yea Forums these days

How is this pretentious? Shit like full metal jacket where they sing mickey mouse and it's supposed to be "ironic" is pretentious, not a straightforward movie about how the vietnam war affects a small town.

GUYS HELP THIS IS IMPORTANT

A girl told me this is a great movie!
What does this say about her??
What should I do???

Please answer guys!

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Racist dude is the good guy

It means she follows new, slightly artsy films which is a bad look for a girl. she probably has a letterboxd account

>assuming you care
Sounds like classic Oprah bullshit.

This piece of shit

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I was gonna watch this but i had a hunch it was that type of horseshit

Kino

Thanks, she doesn't have a letterboxd but she's kinda arty type but other times not so much, some times easy going, others very beachy, I know her from uni

This
I love Mandy so I tried watching Beyond the Black Rainbow

Is the story not supposed to make any sense or was I just too high for it?

Sorry but this is kino

Literally any Cohen bros movie

blade runner 2

sorry for upsetting you frens

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Kirsten Dunst was absolutely wasted in this as his uber bitch mom.

Awful take

>I love Mandy
I love Mandy too but mostly for King Crimson Starless

Pretentious doesn't mean "film i didn't like/understand" you absolute pleb

>imagine writing all this thinking anyone will read it

not him but writing shit out like that at least helps to organize your thoughts (assuming his thoughts are organized in that post) and prepare for IRL discussion if the topic should arise IRL.

literally anything by tarkovsky

>love basically everything posted in this thread
Feels good to be a patrician

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Stalker, off the top of my head. Only God Forgives wasn't pretentious because you could still enjoy it without reading into it at all.

No Country for Old Men
I fucking said it

Finding Forrester (2000)

Much more apparent if you ignore all the bball scenes that attempt to offset it by being long and drawn out.

wrong
yes you were because the story is very simple and easy to follow. i also was too high to know what was happening the first 3 or 4 times i saw it

It’s k frend we’re all working through our needless cynicism