/got/ general

Summer got BTFO by a bunch of undead in the cave so I doubt Nymeria and her pack would be of help. Except if you cover them in dragonglass or something.

>implying Arya wont be on the brink of death and will be saved by Nymeria who gets killed
>implying the exact same thing won't happen to Ghost and Jon

>three victories don't make you a conqueror

/got/

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High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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your point would be less retarded if grey worm didnt outright say that him and Missandei should fuck off back home

>I-it...its b-better than three defeats!
Why was Robb such a sperg?

Nymeria's pack is hundreds.

>It's better than three defeats kek

Surely hundreds of wolves could have some kind of impact, better than some 10 year old weakling kid at least

God damn. This feels like a completely different show compared to S8.

youtube.com/watch?v=duWi6FR6PGw

BASED
----T
----A
----N
----N
----I
----S

What does that have to do with whites being portrayed as xenophobic bigots and pushing white guilt on the goyim swine?

when are we recording this together /got/

Looking back it is pretty DABID to have the young, green Robb tactically absolutely BTFO Jaime Lannister's entire army, that is is under the command of Tywin Fucking Lannister, that also outnumbers Robb's by 12,000 men.
Even more baffling is that it came from fatman himself, not Dabid

Young wolf was based. Neva lost on the battle field

That's not really how wolf packs work but a hundred of them might prove useful to tear some undead to pieces. But they would get killed as quick as or even faster than men.

1. Dragon whore shall die at the fat fingers of Sam
2. Jaime shall die or live a hero at the end of his arc
3. Arya shall die somehow
4. King Iceman will turn out to be bran

Rate my 3 prophecies

Yep, for whatever reason, Nymeria's pack is ridiculously large. It doesn't really make much sense. I assume it's just a magical draw she has.

someone post the arya scene

That's just dumb show crap, Direwolves are smart as humans. And not just dumb hodor humans either. They understand real tactics. Hell, I'm sure a large pack could take down a dragon.

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but in the show we saw something like 10 wolves max with Nymeria

>Oh, no. We're too late. These people have all been infected! They may look fine now, but it's just a matter of time before they turn into the undead!

>This entire city must be purged.

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I thought GRRM did a good job explaining it. Jaime's army was split awkwardly into 3 separate parts by rivers, and they were encamped to siege. Blackfish did most of the work ensuring their approach was kept secret as long as possible, and ultimately 1/3 of the Lannister army still got away iirc.

>aryafags

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I think we both know what that is.

Qyburn-Kun and Mountain-Chan sneak off and live happily ever after. maybe start up a small potion shop together.

Except they want to leave because of the evil white people not accepting them.

>that also outnumbers Robb's by 12,000 men.

That isn't that much men. There has been a lot of times in history where far superior numbers have been beaten by much more smaller forces.

I hate how they make jon keep his hair tied back like a cuck now

Cleganebowl is still happening. Theres no way it isnt.

Like when 300 spartans defeated 100'000 persians.

When did that happen?
Robb fucked up Jaime because he had to split his forces in 3 to siege Riverrun properly, and it wasn't Tywin in charge.

Maybe she just united all the local wolf packs. I'm glad my country didn't exterminate them all like many western nations. Now they're asking for some to repopulate their forests. Half of Europe's brown bear population also lives here.

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>20 Good Men

>Like when 300 spartans defeated 100'000 persians.

No like en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Salsu

Spartans had a better ratio than those guys desu

This is the ending we want and need.

what if "yeah you do" is all we get

see
and on top of that he had to sacrifice a significant number of his men to distract tywin

it's probably one of the better examples of military genius in fantasy, instead of the usual "heroic charge by the good guy" or "if you kill him the army will rout" we get

I'm just itching to see the mountain go on a rampage. It's got to happen. I need to see more heads get crushed.

Are there any legitimate leaks that have been corroborated by the last 2 episodes?

I don't think we can even comprehend how many characters will die next episode. The episode is only 80 minutes long.(rounded down) There's like 29 notable characters in Winterfell right now. They could kill a character every 5 minutes, and still have 13 left over. They could kill a character every 4 minutes, and still have 9 left over. The next episode is going to be insanity.

1. Jon
2. Dany
3. Jaime
4. Brienne
5. Grey Worm
6. Missandei
7. Sam
8. Tyrion
9. Varys
10. Gilly
11. Little Sam
12. Sansa
13. Arya
14. Gendry
15. Davos
16. Tormund
17. Pod
18. Lyanna
19. Bran
20. Drogon
21. Rhaegal
22. Viserion
23. Night King
24. Theon
25: Jorah
26: Edd
27: The Hound
28: Beric
29: Ghost

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The back wolf is pulling a costanza face.

>Dabid has gone full fanservice mode
>stopped caring about the storyline, instead does a million meaningless character reunions, makes Jon a god-tier swordsman, retconned wights into being dragonglassable so that all the humans will have scenes styling on them rather than running in fear, Jon is now riding dragons
>people still think Cleganebowl isnt happening

>Maybe she just united all the local wolf packs.
Now that you mention it, I believe that's what happens in the books. Nymeria was uniting the packs across the riverlands.

>Varys
NO NO NO NO BASED VARYS CANNOT DIE

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Ooof! Right in the snowballs!

Why did o e of the biggest mysteries of the series. Jon's parantage was revealed in such an underwhelming way? It's a short scene, he goes yeah okay and they even play it for comedic effect with Sam.
What the fuck

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>Kingslayer, Kingslayer, KINGSLAYER

AZOR
JAIME

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>tfw no Victarion

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That's why I chose that pic.

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Hopefully they dont just do a load of LE BRUTAL DEATHS and actually think some stuff out. I hope to see some friendly fire, some an heroes, some characters trying to run, and i'd like to see an interaction between little sam and his big brothers

>instead does a million meaningless character reunions
you'd bitch if there wouldn't be reunions. Look how many people are mad that they skipped Jon/Ghost reunion, fag.

>makes Jon a god-tier swordsman
how does this matter?

>Jon is now riding dragons
implying that's not what grrm told D&D

>people still think Cleganebowl isnt happening
it wont

Because Jon is not power hungry and cares more about the ice zombies that are literally on their doorstep.

He might as well not even be in the show anymore user

>implying they won't focus to some character deaths only and off the others offscreen

>*Ghost puts paws over eyes and whimpers in sympathy pain*

>tfw Victarion declares that he is going to sail across the dothraki sea
Absolute fucking legend

“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.

“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.

“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”

“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.

“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.

“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”

“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.

“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.

Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

>not eating your prey asshole first
i shiggy diggy

I am waiting for scene where Jon acknowledges he is fucking his aunt.

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Are you retarded? I'm not saying he should be excited because he is the rightful king. In general his whole worldview has been destroyed etc etc

Sam sucks as an actor.. Kit Harrington isn't much better.

Glad you could make it, Tormund.

>middle child syndrome
>assigned to Dragonstone because Robert thought he was insufferable should fuck off far away
>muh entitlement
>bald (sign of low test)
>died to a girl

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>you'd bitch if there wouldn't be reunions
Irrelevant. The entirety of e1 and 2 were reunions. Of course they are needed, but it was overdone. That r3ddit fireside chat was the gayest shit ever. And i 100% guarantee cleganebowl is still happening, especially because of all the fab service. Even without it it would still be happening.

Glad you could bake it Davos

Why did he suddenly look like a hispanic david draiman in season 7?

>bald (sign of low test)
user...

>No Preston episode 2 review
>Not even an unserious episode 1 Q&A
What is taking him so long!

Theon, Tormund, Grey Worm, Pod, Edd, Jorah and Gendry are all dying next week.
I'd also bet on Ghost, Beric, Brienne and Little Sam

where are all the wildlings?
where are tormunds daughters, are they undead now? does tormund not care?

Anyone else not really care about le ebin battle scenes? Apparently the new episode is pretty much all fighting, sounds very underwhelming

Little Sam is the next 3ER

so. with what shitty ex machina will they come up to squeeze the final battle against the NK and the battle of kings landing into 4 episodes with all the other reunion bullshit.

>inb4 Qyburn betrays cersei and there is no real battle for the iron throne

Look what they have in the hotel I just checked into

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Who else is gonna jerk it to Tyene when they get home?

I couldnt give a fuck about the ice zombies. I want the regular medieval battles

its petty obvious that all the old men are going to die

Sam's actor is basically himself. Can't see somone in those times having the mannerisms he does.

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Only 11 characters? ok, ok... Pretty conservative, but not unrealistic. I still think more are dying. Because even if you kill 11, you still have 18 left. I think a majority will die. At least 15 characters, axed.

He got a tan in Meereen. In KL he was mostly indoors or larping as a dungeon keeper and other people.

>little Sam was the target of the Night King all along
>he takes him after slaying the landwhale, hugs him tight against his chest and bring him back to the stone to make him an Other

I assumed so. It was just funny to see

based ending of the show

If they caged White Walkers and showed the people of Essos, would they come and help? Or are they too busy doing something else or just wouldn't care?

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What happened to stannis' wife? She killed herself right?

Welp, birds are chirping. The sun is soon to follow. That's my cue. Night, /got/.
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>no cucktarion

good
>Not even an unserious episode 1 Q&A

I personally hate those. They are never funny. Well, I shouldn't say never because I stopped watching them. Easily the worst content he put out.

She hung herself after Shireen was burned alive

Theyre a bunch of goatfuckers

focus and priorities

High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

They shitposted through the day
And into the night through the frogs that swept through the threads
From sneed to feed and "fuck niggers" again
'Til the board did purge and sage

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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The dark make-up looks ridiculous. The pigment is literally sinking into his pores. especially in the scene with Melli on the cliff.

why should they. ice niggers cant swim

He's been rocking the same look in S8 as well. Even though he's been in Westeros at Dragonstone the entirety of S7 and it's supposedly winter.

Viva Las Vegas

>honorable man, in the middle of both a drunk brainlet who drives the kingdoms into the ground, and a cocky, mouthy entitled little twerp
>gets cucked out of what is rightfully his by tradition and law because Robert was feeling a little pissy and smelled a bad fart that morning or something
>is rightfully the heir to the throne in the Baratheon line of succession and is the first man to figure this out, takes it to Jon Arryn instead of his brother because he knows Bobby the Brainlet would just tell him to eat shit
>Renly is an uppity little shit who tries to usurp Stannis's claim to the throne, and is far too stupid to see that if he just united his forces with Stannis they would have absolutely blown the lannisters the fuck out and put the Baratheons back in rule, righting the ship
>Renly is too selfish to care about his family and instead tries to fight Stannis
>The Mannis, despite being his brother, still puts Renly down like the dog he is, showing COURAGE and DRIVE in the face of a hard task
>Literally too high test to have a full head of hair unlike his loser brothers
>ends up being the last man alive in his army, kills multiple men even when grievously wounded, and accepts being killed by a strong warrior (who would later be knighted by the greatest swordsman, Jaime Lannister) because he realises that she is following her duty, and because of his unwavering justice, accepts that he himself must also be killed because of his crimes
>survived and will ride at dawn to save Winterfell

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Cant wait to reread the books once they are all out. The books are so much richer and consistent. I think it is likely that the show made him withhold the release until they finished.

Man in his position would lose most of his fat already in the first few month. I hate the excuse the actor gives because it "magic".

>Welp, birds are chirping. The sun is soon to follow. That's my cue. Night, /got/.
You live in the middle of the Atlantic?

>once they are all out

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Darkstar so much, I had all the copypasta and pictures
>I pray to Darkstar every night before bed, thanking him for making Dorne readable
>"Darkstar is love" I say; “Darkstar is life”
>Oberyn hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Darkstar
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Darkstar
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “I am of the Night.”
>He grabs me with his powerful Dornish hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Darkstar
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Darkstar
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Darkstar
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>The Sand Sneks walk in
>Gerold looks them straight in the eyes and says “I was weaned on venom, Dalt. Any viper takes a bite of me will rue it.”
>Darkstar leaves through my window
>Darkstar is love. Darkstar is life.

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>food shortage before major battle
>Sam and Gilly only getting fatter
Hmmmm

Well they have a dragon now right? What if they were to get all 3?

We're not allowed to say the N-word you fucking nigger. Think about the advertisers.

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He did get made a steward. They have access to the food stores and larders. Maybe the reason they didn't have more men at Castle Black was because Sam kept devouring their rations.

user..I.. I think I love you.

>Cant wait to reread the books once they are all out.
he doesn't know... he thinks.... ahhhh ha ha ha ha hah ha!

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E3 death predictions:
>GW or Missandei, but my bet is on Missandei, GW will take her ashes to Naath
>Jorah, dies defending Sam's wife and his wife's son when the centuries of corpses start tearing apart the totally safe crypts
>Theon, dies defending Bran
>Beric
>Edd
>Tormund
>Brienne, she just had her lifelong dream come true, there's no way she isn't dying
>Gendry, to make Arya sad
>that spunky burned face girl
I also wouldn't put money on it, but I wouldn't be shocked if Jaime, Varys, or Gilly/little Sam died too.

Any wageslaves who won't be able to watch live and shitpost next monday?

>implying

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the funny thing is that even Fatman realised that he couldnt keep the self-inserting up and wrote Sam to be losing weight, yet Dabid cant even get the actor to lose a few pounds

>Maybe the reason they didn't have more men at Castle Black was because Sam kept devouring them
ftfy

>They have access to the food stores and larders.
those are literally the same thing

>once they're all out

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I would only really add Davos.
It's gonna be a crushing defeat for the humans sure, but I think they're still preserving most of them for the final episodes.
I mean, it doesn't make sense for Jaime, Jon Dany, Tyrion, Brann or the dragons to die. Also all women and Sam are pretty much safe ( not physically, but the writers wouldn't kill them)

Fuck you fags. Even if the fatass dies before the last one they will still finish the series and get someone to piece it together like sanderson did for wheel of time. The money hungry bastards wont just leave it unreleased.

Season 8 is boring.

Wait wut, what burned faced girl?

Yep. Live in the UK where episodes air at like 3 in the morning so I can't stay up for the shitposting, sucks

He said he wants all his notes burned when he dies

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Fuck that fat fuck

>that filename
>13
we got a S2 fag over here

>died

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this will never happen

A larder is a container filled with lard and meat. Food stores could also have dried meat and other stuff besides a larder.

Imagine being such a cuck that you choose your work and health over shitposting. I'll be getting up in the middle of the night and going in n hour later.

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>implying (((they))) will let the notes be destroyed

Small child with a burned face. She talks with Davos and Gilly, she wants to fight too, but Gilly convinces her she'd feel safer if she was in the crypts to defend her and her son.

>they will still finish the series and get someone to piece it together
omg... he really thinks... the cope... the rationalization.... lol... omfg... ahhhh hahh hahah hahahahaaa!

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>implying there are any notes

Asking to lose weight would be mental rape!

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This
However, if Renly hadn't been retarded, there would have been no war of the 5 kings. Maybe they could have prepared Westeros against the Targaryen mad queen and her foreigners.

youtu.be/gsR5hYplXLU

Why was Arya's sex scene PG13 all of a sudden?
It's okay to show a woman getting raped next to her son's corpse but we can't have some full on consensual humping?

SeeTards

The books are way better and i take solace in the fact that they are the true story and not this clusterfuck brought on by the last few seasons

This fucking fat fuck annoys me so much. George is a fucking salad dodger who rather sits on some talkshow whining about fanfiction than compelting his own books.

Are you ready for the inevitable "no one can stop me" "I am No One" exchange?

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this
Fuck excuses
Do your duty
Stannis would get up in the middle of the night to watch GoT and shitpost if the realm required it, you all should too.

Are you even a man?

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>show a woman getting raped next to her son's corpse
When did this happen?

Stannis would probably have started a war with the Lannisters.

TRICKSWORDGUNTRICKROYALGUNTRICK
WOOOHOOOOO
ONETWOTHREE
IGNITE THE FLAMES
NOW
>jaime trickguards into the army
>kills the NK with a rose
>gets sick ice nunchucks
THIS PARTYS GETTING CRAZY

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I want his sword of the morning inside me

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The bear island girl? When did her face get burned? How the fuck did I miss that? Jesus, I got to get a pair of glasses I think.

>A larder is a container filled with lard and meat.
larder is just another name for a pantry - essentially a "food cellar" where you would keep food in the days before refrigeration and would typically be the coolest part of the house, so generally the basement.

>omgzzz lol
Not an argument. There is a massive financial incentive and it happened with a smaller series. It will happen. Sorry youre too stupid to read and feel inferior.

bookcuck cope lmao.

She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world. Her cunt became the world. And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast. "Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night. "Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water. "The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing"

Jamie and Cersei after Joffrey died. Right in the middle of the church next to his corpse.

If Jaime dies we riot. Everyone else can go and fucking get killed off. Jaime is the only one who matter.

He's talking about Jamie and Cersie.

No. Lyanna Mormont is manning the wall with her Bear Islanders. The burned girl is going in the crypts.

The totally safe crypts, because i can't stress enough how safe they're going to be.

And who are you
I AM SUBHUMAN

>the bear island girl
are you fucking dense user. it's just a random commoner

wtf is this why are they doing all that boring talking just make a quick quip and get to the battle already!

Are you retarded?

>Hey Gendry, you are the last Baratheon alive and I don't want to die a virgin. So why don't you "hammer" my "anvil" over and over and continue your line inside me? I'm ovulating RIGHT NOW.

What did she mean by this

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Based and redpilled

only the last line there is particularly jarring, the rest is fine
fight me faggot

It's the safest place there is.

>He rather shitposts than actually completing his own work
Sounds pretty based to me.

Once all of Winterfell and the food stores are overrun by the dead they will probably pull a Donner party and Sam is first on the menu.

leaks from episode 3?

>literally no argument
Typical from a drooling redditor who cant read a book

Strong wymen character done right.

Thanks man, I was seriously confused.
Apparently so, I don't suppose it would help that it's nearly 4AM here? I figured I missed a part of the last episode or something.

So: The Crypt Theory

geeksofmightandmagic.com/2019/04/23/fall-of-winterfell-game-of-thrones-s08e03/

1. Winterfell will fall since its only ep 3 of the season - so, no way they are gonna defeat the Night King in the next ep or defend Winterfell.

2. The night King's biggest asset is his power to raise the dead

3. The crypts in Winterfell hold quite a few dead.

So the Night King is gonna raise the dead in the crypts, kill all those hiding - including Sam, who gave away his sword and said his goodbyes in the ep. 2?

>Heh, so this is what it would have looked like for me to fuck Lyanna?

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Some important characters die

Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your right, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs.

aaaggghhh

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IS THE WHORE PREGNANT MY BOY? YOU MUST CONTINUE THE BARATHEON LINE AND JOIN OUR HOUSES! GODS I'LL HAVE A GRANDSON THEN!

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also fine

I thought it had to do with the old way of preserving meat in lard.

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Were Ned and Bobby Jedi?

Literally all they have to do is give the woman a proper backstory that isnt forced and not be totally in your face and unrealistic with the feminist cringe

So we get more shitty GoT fanfiction. That isn't the same thing

Lyanna was pretty

>>bald (sign of low test)
Opposite user, high levels of testosterone leads to DHT which leads to hair loss in men. The Rock lost all his hair when he was like 20 because of it.

>Not an argument
omg Stephan Mollynew thinks he's going to get an ending to the books... he literally believes the Fatman hasn't put a stipulation in his Will stating the books arent to be finished in the event of Author Existence Failure, and thus there will be no possibility for an ending in our lifetimes... He really doesnt know... how naive can you be... omfg.... hahhhh hahahahah aaaaa hhh ahahahahahaha ahahha !

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>times Dabid was actually based

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>so BTFO she types out passages she committed to memory as if jt were an argument?
Or were you invested enough to save them or search online for them?

That would be based and NK-pilled. Like a previous user said, the crypts are totally safe though. They even mention just how safe they are about 10 times that episode.

In all seriousness though, dont the stark crypts have some type of magic too them? I thought it was mentioned in season or 2.

Sounds like a lie someone with a quickly receding hairline tells themselves.

It seems likely, don't forget there's also secret passages leading the crypts from outside. White Walkers might creep in that way.

8000 years worth of Starks. That's a lot of wights.

When Arya started throwing knifes the Metal Gear Rising soundtrack started in my head.

I thought Cersei was an unreasonable cunt for being upset that Bobby B misses his dead gf. That is until I saw how Lyanna looks in the show. If I were Cersei, I'd be upset if someone wanted a 5/10 roach over my respectable 7/10 anglo self too.

>Shit lighting
>A gorillion cuts every second
>Flashy effects everywhere that take up half the screen
>Shaky camera

Easily the worst fight scene in the entired show.

Nope.

He had a crush on her
Betrothed but not gf

shoo shoo book cuck

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>getting this upset over being wrong
>trying and failing to hide it with le omgzzz lulz xD
JUST

How retarded are the living? Everyone past the wall knows that you have to burn the dead and they now they forget what's laying in the crypts? Maybe they deserve to die.

In the books, iron swords are placed over the tombs of every stark. Iron is supposed to stop the dead from rising but the swords have been rusting away and no one has bothered replacing them.

There's also the fact that Brandon the Builder put powerful protective spells on every thing he built. The Wall, Storm's End and Winterfell (Hightower too maybe). Melisandre couldn't get her shadow baby into the castle wihout being within the walls of Storm's End herself.

I doubt they'll bother with that, because Bran, who bears the mark of the NK, is aldready within Winterfell's walls.

>Arya is one on one dueling the dragon
>cartwheeling and flipping out of the stream of flames while sprinting directly at the dragon, who is getting increasingly worried because she keeps getting closer
>dragon swipes its claws
>she jumps on his arm and runs up it, slicing the arm all along the way using her dragonglass staff
>RULES OF NATURE

I am not arguing that grrm is a good writer, illiterate. Just that the books are vastly superior to the show. Try again sperg

That's what shits me, would have been kino if more direwolves survived and worked together to take down the ice dragon

Being betrothed is the closest thing to dating in Westeros. Either way, my point still stands. It must sting when your husband is pining over a chick who wasn't even remotely hot. Can't imagine how Elia must have felt.

Ahhhhhh, that would of been a cool surprise twist if the WWs and Nk couldn't even get into Winterfell.

that may be the etymology of the term, and it make sense since the lard would remain solid at cooler temperature, but common definition is generally just "food cellar" and essentially be like the refrigerator is for us today. If you told someone go get whatever from the larder, they would be looking for a small room or or closet in a cool corner or stash below the floor, not a canister with animal fat in it.

It's fair to say he's a better writer than Dabid

If you think there is time in the remainder of this godawful season for any surprise twists you are in for disappointment.

The starks do weird as fuck magic rituals on the dead in the crypts that binds them in their place. Their reasoning is to prevent vengeful spirits from raising and running around like a bunch of pricks.

It wouldn't surprise me if they wen't the lord of the rings route and used the horn of winter to raise the kings of winter to balance the numbers when they lose too many. Or the Kings of Winter raise to defend the crypts while they escape.

But it's common theme for the fat man to write something with the intention of the opposite being true. So if they bind the dead in the crypts to prevent them from reanimating it's likely they bind the kings of winter to one day use the horn of winter to raise them.

>White Walkers and Night King can't get into Winterfell
>send enough wights to force Bran into retreat, seeing as his plan to lure him inside failed
>Bran gets into the crypts, his arm-mark flashes
>the Night King smiles as the dead Stark start rising, the spells broken by the cripple

seethe more and enjoy your verbal diarrhoea about dany shitting herself. I'll be enjoying the cinematography of the show and the effort put into actually finishing it despite some inconsistent dialogue here and there.

>be Robert, a warrior through and through
>be uninterested in your lame boring supermodel gf
>your heart longs for the chad warrior girl who is also a cute
Cersei is a dumb whore with a flat arse and if she wanted robert's affection she shouldve taken an interest in him and his hobbies

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I'd use cupboard or pantry instead of larder for this thing.

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A guy can dream..

>As the battle draws to a close,NK grasping for Bran
>A Mighty roar from the south!
>The Mountain flying on a wooden dragon that spits wildfire
>Qybern at the healm, cackling as they slay the NK and save Westeros

>effort

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She took up interest in drinking and being a whore. It still didn't do her any good.

Fucking BASED.

Wow, GRRM writing is unironically better than those other hacks. Their words bore me, while his ramblings are amusing.

Reminder that Luwin has already described the secret passageways that lead out of Winterfell seasons ago.
The dead arent rising in the crypts, they're coming up through the crypts.

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About Bran's mark.

youtu.be/6Mr076-xwo4

>But he can't get in.
>He can now, his mark is on you.

He really should have just cut off his arm. Would have saved us all a lot of grief.

yes, but again.. it's basically a synonym for refrigerator. You could have both a larder and a pantry, or keep everything in the larder. Every home or kitchen would have it's unique particularities as far as temperature and suitability for storing perishable food, so i'd imagine each would be different.

There are actually many more weird antique kitchen words... like "pie safe" for a cabinet that had holes in it where you would put baked goods in to cool.

>the cinematography
>despite some inconsistent dialogue
>some
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Showplebs everyone. Thanks for the laugh retard. Learn to read please.

That would be just fine with me. Basically the same thing.

>they all look the same

I wish theon had burned the right kids

>the Mountain is grievously wounded by the Night King, Qyburn jumps between the blue wraith and the giant
>tries to grapple with the Night King
>the smug smile of the NK disappears when he understands Qyburn was loaded with wildfire flasks
>As he's devoured by the green flames, the Mountain gets back up and cleaves the NK in two
>Qyburn lives just long enough to thank his beautiful child
AZOR
GREGOR

Imagine if he would have looted and burned Winterfell and then took the Starks as hostages to the Iron Islands.

Arya died. Faceless chick has her face on. That's why Nymeria didn't recognize her.

From now on I'm going to refer to my fridge as a pie safe.

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then why did she fuck gendry?

Who is Jenny?

Not bad actually kek

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Balon still wouldn't give a fuck about him.

No user, arya killed waif despite how retarded that whole sequence was.

I think you have to change Hodor in this one.

yo momma xd

Your mom.

He was on her fuck list.

Jenny of Oldstone.

awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Jenny_of_Oldstones

There's theories that she's the ancestor of Howland Reed. It's kinda far streched.

I'd clap. Probably have tears of boath joy and sorrow aswell. I love me some Doc Qybernstein and Mountain antics.

exactly!

The whole point is that the crypts are a viable option for the fall of Winterfell - directly or indirectly. Plus if you think about the whole defence organization, as well as the episode flow - tying off loose ends and saying goodbyes, it does make sense.

This we know: the White Walkers are clever, but the undead army is mostly a brainless mass of bones; their previous strategy was to rush the opponents (the massacre of Hardhome), overwhelm them and have them join the horde.

Winterfell is gonna fall in e03.

That twist would have been kino at the end of season six. Way too late for that now. Also Nymeria obviously recognized her that's why her pack didn't rip her to shreds.

Fpbp

Cellars and smoke shacks are popular here. The ground is cold enough to keep stuff in it. Fill a couple of these with pork and lard and you'll get fat through the winter.

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FAT KEKOLD FAGGOT!! HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!

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Oh shit are they rebooting The Wire?

Of course he is a worthless, unlovable pile of garbage, he is the fat man's self insert

>is a self insert for Gurm
>raises his gf's son
makes you think

>he is the fat man's self insert
This isn't even a meme. He literally said it.

What would have been the point of her changing into Arya? Just to do it?

>the Mountain slowly answers "Fa..ther..."

Someone post that no love for sam tarly livejournal thread.

;_;

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The actor is still a piece of shit though. In the books Fat Pink Mastnigger became Built-fat instead of Ronny from Whomp-tier fat, but the retard refuses to lose weight or at the very least start adding muscle to his round physique because "we have le dragons! suspend your disbelief!"

Was just gonna ask for this screenshot
How embarrassing....

If GRRM was as devoted as his pathetic insert character HE WOULD HAVE FINISHED THE FUCKING BOOKS

based

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He is slightly less fat this season.

Bros....

Im concered for the safety of Brienne, Jaime, Davos and Sam

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Gilly sucked some of his fat away.

we havent seen him since season 2 but he's not confirmed dead bros

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or you could call it the "ice box", since that was the intermediate term. Back when refrigeration was just invented, but before it was available in the home, people who werent poor or niggers would have blocks of ice delivered from a central location daily and they'd put it in the "ice box" after chipping off a bit to make homemade ice cream.

God, white people used to be good honest people... true to their nature... now we're all niggers with refrigerators.

He has finished them. He signed a contract with HBO saying he wouldn't release TWOW until GoT was concluded.

>Im concerned for the safety of Brienne
WHY

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>Bro it is a fantasy show, who cares if his coffin-vault has no air or food. Suspend your disbelief
I can see it

The Kang of Qarth

>that whore who was locked away with him

Wrong place, wrong time.

ICE SPIDERS

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Jaime and Sam are definitely fine. Brienne is toast. Davos probably won't die.

If he had actually written them the showrunners would still be using them as a framework instead of this garbage.

It genuinely makes me sad to see that a show that had great scenes like this where characters for the most part would fight over control and it wasn't always clear who was gonna win or lose has now turned into good Vs. Evil with some minor complications in the mix and that's it.
God damn it.

Night King just wants to kill the fats. So that's Sam, Yohn Royce and a few more.

They want to leave because the North is shit.

100% dead next episode:

Brienne
Grey Worm
Gendry
Tormund
Theon
Jorah
Edd
Beric

>Brienne
Has fulfilled her duties and got knighted. She is very likely to get killed.
>Jaime
Is still in his redemption arc and there is the valonqar propehcy. He is not safe but has a pretty good chance at making it.
>Davos
Similar to Brienne. Most likely going to die but I doubt he will be up front with the best fighters so that might safe him.
>Sam
Sam is in the 100% safe crypts which is a death sentence but he is salad dodger's self insert so might sruvive until the end because of it.

If this doesn't happen I'll be pissed about the elephants.

She was part of Kelly C's crew and betrayed them. There's even a deleted scene where she strangles the "it is known" Dothraki girl with a silk cord. youtube.com/watch?v=KEU_D6D7Je8

Don't forget Ghost
;_;

That sounds amazing. If I did that, I would feel like such a godly man.

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Although I don't believe anything is written, I doubt they would follow anything at this point. Why go back if they have their casual audience and simplified storyline? They are retarded of course but the stupid shit they are feeding us now is for the normies most of all.

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We've always known where the plot was headed. Say the show isn't as good all you want (it's not) but if you're surprised it turned into a good vs evil story you're an idiot.

Sam isnt in the crypts, how did you miss the argument he had with Edd and Jon about it

varys is in the death-crypts too

Huh, I thought she was just a random whore.

oh my god these women are so embarrassing, it almost reads like satire

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>Caring about the dogs that had so little screentime and interactions with the characters.
Reddit is down the hall and to the left.

She's the same chick that teaches Kelly C how to fuck and also bones Viserys during bathtime when he's talking about dragons like an autist.

What are the odds stannis lives in WoW bros

Indeed

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cringe. this shit is why authors and other public people should not casually "engage with the fans", much less have a blog with a goddamn comments section. it just brings out the worst people and the worst in people.

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>being aroused by a 11yo girl being intimidated by an adult man
women are disgusting

>acting like you're too cool to like animals
cringe. He had plenty of screentime in the show. He only got nuked in the last season or so

I agree with all of them except Gendry. I think he has a chance.

hnnng

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90% dw about it the show is shit and had to get rid of the righteous strong male leader

>caring about any of the characters at this point

The fat man sperged out super hard on his livejournal after the 2016 election.

Are you forgetting the sand snakes in the water gardens?

That niggas dead as a doornail

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At least you could see the shit that was going on.

kneel before your queen, faggots

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Someone please have screenshots

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It would have been better if you couldn’t. That was so embarrassing.

It should still be there.

cringe

In the books, there's one part where it's heavily implied that Robb warged into Grey Wind to find secret paths around Lannister positions

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>The show has fantasy elements that are realistic in the show's setting but unrealistic for us so the show is free to change its own established rules at will

Some common born whore who didn't know her place.

why?

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It's possible she and Dunk had kids, but yeah, chances are they all died at Summerhall.

She seems legit autistic IRL.

aye being euro is suffering

>people having fun are autistic
you sure you're not an autist? Have you even been to a night club or music venue while on drugs and with your friends? When is the last time you left your room?

I don't mean that gif. She always spergs out in every situation. Way too animated.

She obviously isnt on drugs you fucking idiot. She just looks like a cringey white bitch trying to dance to shitty club music. Also doing drugs past 20 is fucking gay and for losers, unless you're doing coke because you're rich.

>tfw hate the hot garbage Winterfell plot and can't wait for the Night King to assfuck some northerners

As long as my husbando Jaime lives to kill his sister another day I'm fine with it.

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I'm trying to think of characters that underwent transformations and all I can think of is the hound, jaime, sansa, arya, tyrion, and theon

I wonder, if cutting his hand and throwing it out would actually stop NK, or the defensive spell was broken the moment it happened.

So wwho is Azor Ahai Jon or Jaimie?