Just saw Avengers Endgame, ask me anything

What's going on with Moon Jae-in? Do you think the National Security Law is being using arbitrarily to crush the political opposition?
Are chaebols a gateway for corruption?

Give me a summary of the movie.

rollover, he says that using the stones to destroy themselves nearly killed him and Thor just went for the head in the middle of him saying he was mean to Nebula

He got fucked up from destroying the stones and is a limping pushover, he doesn't seem to care he was about to die.

Do you see the Black Order getting any more fights? Corvus / Cap , Obsidian / Hulk rematches or the like?

KFC

Any cameos from the TV shows?

Any end credit scenes?

What role did Ant Man play? What did he do?

How much does captain marvel do?

Did you like the ending?
I thought the first 2/3rds were pretty kino but as soon the final battle began I lost interest and iron man dying and cap retiring is the total reverse of what they should have done with the characters and the ending was way too long

Does it work as a film?

Cap not preventing Hydra/911 seems like a plot hole. He should have heroically sacrificed himself.

yes and Iron man should have retired in peace, it makes no narrative sense for him to die

Accompanies them to kill Thanos 1st time, then saves unseen alien worlds for years, comes back just in time to destroy Thanos main ship and help out

does ant man go back in time or something like the theories said

Told everyone about the quantum realm, helped retrieve infinity stones from the past, got mega huge during the final battle]

Saves them from what? The Kree?

Epilogue was LotR tier in a bad way

End credit scenes?

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how does SK citizens feel about RDJ's past history with drugs and prison?

From the effects of the snap and its impact on their worlds

. NONE. .

no

Pretty much everyone does but Ant-Man introduces the idea

Does Green Lantern survive?

do they play Sound of Silence at the funeral in the movie

No, Deadpool shot him.

yes and each character has a flashback about tony

Is spiderman out of the picture now?

Why did they have to take the stones back where they got them? What did it matter?

In text form the events seem terribly underwhelming. Time travel is retarded too coming this late into the game. Is the plot generally held up by cinematic spectacle?

pastebin.com/TTCebfR0

Full spoilers here

When are Deadpool and The Joker gonna fight, now that would be a meeting of the minds

Based boomer southerner retard.

It's real that you eat dogs?

IM KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A.

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Ah, now that brings me back to simpler times before all this garbage blew up

Exactly what has deadpool been doing during all these events? He coulda been a great asset.

The consensus on Reddit is that the movie is a mess

wow it's shit

where is the camrip

Thanks for the pastebin guys.

Does Spidey do anything relevant/cool?

>Is the plot generally held up by cinematic spectacle?

Yeah I would say definitely

Why are you not watching Starcraft?

Where's the camrips?

>kill the only female former member
>Shoehorn all those dykes and uggos for sjw points
What they did to Natasha and ScarJo is a fucking shame

Because if the stones weren't returned then the events of stealing the stones couldn't have happened

he carries (not wears) a makeshift infinity gauntlet to get it to a spot where it could be sent to the past

What minor character cameos are there?

So cap gives his shield to Falcon?

Theres no end credit scene

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he does

Stan Lee cameo?

I'm from nyc

Disappointing.

So how badly did this ruin capeshit movies for you?

>tfw too much of a brainlet to know how to visit this link

What does Hawkeye do in the film?

Fucking Aus ey. Are we going to do anything before we become 1984 like Britain?

Hail Hydra

Protoss or Zerg?

>that scene with all the womens at the same time on screen
So fucking cringe

Ausfag hours have been shit here ever since desu

Why does it look like a Scarecrow hallucination?

Hint, the link appears at the very bottom of that page that tries to get info out of you.

He and widow go to get the soul stone and he sacrifices widow to get it.

I liked it. Its easy to forget how many wommans Marvel has introduced over the years and Ive been advocating for a Pepper Potts Rescue for years.

They all got their shit pushed in by Thanos anyway.

The whole battle is cringe, except a few individual scenes.

Scarlet Witch going all nuclear.
Binary Carol pulling a Saitama on Thanos.
Thor dual wielding Stormbreaker and Mjolnir.
Tony's snap.

The moment when the to giant armies clash is the nerdiest cringe in existence. With the giant ant man and the pegasus and everything, it looks like an acid trip. It's a bunch of competently clashing themes and aesthetics.

The comics are like an acid trip, also
>no Cap vs. Cap
Play in traffic.

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Cap v Cap lasts for like 10 seconds and half of it is full of gay quips

>Yeah, that is an American ass.

I AM IRON MAN

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>I AM HITLER. AND NOW, YOU JEWS WILL BE DUSTED.
WTF RAIMI

>no Cap vs. Cap
Cap vs. Cap is not in the final battle.

I read somewhere that Ned (the fat kid from Spider-Man) shows up towards the end and looks older than Peter. What happens there?

>I'm in South Korea
what did you think of fancy?

He looked the same for me but basically, there is a 5 years timeskip at the beginnong of the movie so his schoollife with him is probably fucked. Or maybe he was snaped too?

That perspective is so so terribly wrong

8am hey?

Cineplex?

How did thanos die in the final fight?

tony dusts him

I can't believe they fucking reset Loki to his Avengers self.

3 movies of development, gone.

To be fair, you are talking about 2012 Loki here and the current one is still dead

Unironically aside from destroying Thanos' ship literally nothing.

OHH MY GOD

THE AVENGERS BEAT THE FINAL BOSS THANOS

THE GOOD GUYS WIN

EPIC WIN

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I find it hard to to believe those retards won’t eat it up and shill for it.

I honestly cringed.

>Entire movie is about not being able to move on
>About re-experiencing the past.
>About not learning, not growing, not being able to cope with the troubles of the present and retreating to a time where things where better
What did they mean by this? Could this actually be a self-aware kino in disguise?

Why does racist Valkyrie get Asgard and not Loki? I thought he would have some trick, like he disguised as that bulldog when she escaped Thanos on Thor’s ship. Woke Marvel is shit Marvel.

This isn’t true by the way for anyone wondering

There was something dissatisfying about the fight with this Thanos. It was a Thanos from like 2014. He had no emotional attachment to the gang like the present Thanos did who was killed by Thor.

Also what do people think of Thor hanging out with the Guardians? And what about past Gamora being trapped in 2019 with Peter who loved present Gamora but now the new old Gamora has no feelings for him.

how do they play the scene of Thor cutting Thanos' head? any blood?

>I liked incredibly shoehorned and immersion breaking Gurrrl Power Teamup (tm) where all women on the battlefield suddenly coincidentally teleported to the same location, with no men present except Parker, and then stopped fighting to do a bold slow motion stride in unison
>wommans
>Ive
I thought those of you from Tumblr knew how to speak English. I must have been wrong.

Why do people think Gamora stayed? I didn't see her at the ship at the end. Quill looking at a screen with her status still being dead proves this.

It was well done and abrupt, and Thanos' blood is purple.

first 2/3 of the movie are decent, last 1/3 is a stinker full of things which soured my enjoyment of the beginning

shit movie just like all the other mcu movies

capeshit is a blight on filmmaking as an art, avengers movies especially so

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Is it really just 3% away from perfection (97%) or is the Rotten Tomatoes site just a corporate mouthpiece?

Even reddit hates this movie and they haven't found nearly as much shit as Yea Forums already has

When they travel back to the 70's to steal the space stone and more Pym particles hes seen driving a car and talks to the camera

What about Iron Man 4?

They did the same thing in IW Black Widow even calls it out.

I'm afraid to ask, but... how old are you?

What's the capital of Burkina Faso?

>Is it really just 3% away from perfection (97%)
I'd rate it more of an 85. It's definitely a spectacle and in the first half, the thorough exposition building tension/providing "believability" and callbacks are pleasing, while in the second half there are occasional satisfying moments. But there are some big immersion breaking spots too, like REALLY in your face weird virtue signaling moments (eg: all female heroes scattered across a battlefield suddenly wind up together in the same location to do a badass slow motion walk) or blatant product placements for Axe Body Spray and Fortnite that take you out of the action. Plus although the first half wraps up a lot of things well, there are significant plot holes towards the end, and a few frankly nonsensical character replacements. The worst part is that in the entire three hour runtime there's still no explanation for the question everyone had in the first film: Why the fuck couldn't Thanos either alter world populations to breed less, or simply create new resources? In fact, they make this question even worse by saying Thanos is outright capable of making his own universe with his own new lifeforms in it. So why the fuck doesn't he do that?
It's an impressive spectacle (though the fight scenes are actually not as good as Infinity War, but still up there). It's fairly satisfying in most aspects as a close to the first film. But its ending will leave you with a bit more of a "what the hell" feeling than your average kinoplexity.

>or is the Rotten Tomatoes site just a corporate mouthpiece?
Weren't they the ones who announced they would remove negative reviews of Captain Marvel?

They get a couple cool fight scenes in the big fight at the end. Ant Man fucking stomps on Obsidian and squishes him like a bug

>So why the fuck doesn't he do that?
and for clarification when I say this I mean "change existing lifeforms not to breed so much" rather than "why doesn't he do what he said he would"

You hear the sound of Tony building the Mark I suit in the cave, but that's it.

From what I remember: Jasper Sitwell, Crossbones, Robert Redford in TWS, Natalie Portman shows up for 5 seconds, Red Skull's back to do his Soul Stone exposition, Armin Zola gets mentioned, Frigga, Ancient One and Howard Stark have small roles, Loki's in it for a bit in 2012, the kid from IM3 is at Tony's funeral, Stan Lee plays a 70s stoner, one of the Russos is in a therapy group talking about life after the snap, that girl from 13 Reasons Why plays an older version of Ant-Man's daughter, and that's about it off the top of my head.

Gamora turns against Thanos but she doesn't join the Guardians, cause it's an alternate timeline Gamora so she hasn't met them properly yet.

Thanos was in full on 2014 Mad Titan mode, and he definitely had an attachment to the gang cause he saw himself get fucking killed by them. Plus it's still the same Thanos who sent Loki in the first one.

>Thanos is outright capable of making his own universe with his own new lifeforms in it
To be fair he doesn't know whether he can do that with the Stones. That's just him in full maniac mode being fucking pissed. It's not really clear what the Stones are and aren't capable of.

>Australia is still banning Yea Forums
Absolutely fucking based. You fucks are so annoying

Yeah nah fuck off seppo.

All this time travel shit sounds like a convoluted mess.

It's only convoluted if you're a fucking brainlet.

Capeshit is already garbage, hence the name

Does vision return?

Why do worst koreans look like fags?

How does them going back in time not alter future events? Or is it an alt universe type deal where theyre willingly screwing over their counterparts?

Bad writing

This movie sounds horrible, I knew they would screw up after Captain Marvel came out

So Gamora is dead for good, right?

No he's done for good. one of the last scenes is Scarlet witch talking about him.

no

Yes and No. Old Gamora is still dead. but thanos brings the 2014 one with him who nebula(2022) convinces to help her and change sides. Being overwhelmed with everything she runs off and is still missing by the end of the movie

It's both. There's Primer style branching timelines (Loki and Gamora alts), Twelve Monkey style stable time loops (Steve marrying Peggy) and Back to the Future style history alteration (undoing the snap).
That's why it's a cluster fuck, instead of using one type of time travel it uses Homestuck rules.

The later solution. Basically time travel works like in DBZ.

where is south korea?

why do korean males have such tiny dicks?

Below North Korea

Then how does Cap marry Peggy? We know it's not a new timeline because old Cap shows up to give Falcon the shield.

Holy shit. Synopsis already in wikipedia. This might be the end of the MCU.

Whole movie universe could be reboot in 5 years.

Avengers 5 will probably the one where every major role gets recast and the X-Men are folded into the continuity.

It makes more sense as a new timeline in part because of the shield. Cap went to an alt timeline, was with alt Peggy, and came back to his own with the shield from that timeline