Tfw

i'm agreeing with you. I hate blacks and women for being better than me.

It's the end of MCU for me, I'll just be watching strange

Literally wish I could scrub captain marvel from my memory

>capeshitters BTFO

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>Spiderman back with Sony
No he isn't.
I mean, Sony has always handled the Spiderman movies, but he's not out of the MCU.

This. Bucky has superpowers like Cap, Falcon has nothing.

Imagine unironically watching this trash to begin with.

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This is pretty brilliant desu. Benching your heavy hitters to delay capeshit fatigue. They'll be back when Disney's bottom line starts hurting from buying all the tickets for pre-sales and free negro community screenings. Good on Feige for playing the long game.

No, because Endgame is a jumpoff station for the MCU. And the young crowd that these politics pander to will be the main target market going forward.

It's a win-win, you get a decent ending to your beloved characters' story arc and move on, and leave the ongoing pandering narrative to the kiddies.

has anyone ever even bought a ticket for a disney movie? it seems they just boy all of them themselves?

Faggot

okay you're an obvious shill made to make us alt-right incels look bad

>What is Dr Chad
>What is Starchad
>What is AntChad
>What is Chadeye
>What is The Winter Chad
>What is Rocket Chad

Yeah, Strange's wild rides could be good.

>starchad
>the faggot who messed up everything
Hawkeye and Bucky are probably tired of fighting at this point which is why cap gave the shield to the nigga

>black kids get better grades
good one

meh The Revengers of the Galaxy look like they will be kino

14 millions possibilites and starfaggot messed every scenario

Avengers: Endgame, while it may have entertainment value as a spectacle, is politically contrived in its portrayal of Carol Danvers, Cpt. Marvel, as an all-powerful mary sue style hero. The creators chose to overpower Danvers above and beyond anything seen in the comics for good reason. Feminism. Disney CEO, Bob Iger, is making big bucks - 65 million payday - off of pushing social justice.

The once decent integrity of Marvel has fallen to corporate converged profit-seeking, social justice conformist cancer.

WHY DID WE NOT BELIEVE YOU

enjoying going extinct cuck
enjoy your propaganda art films cuck
fucking based fren *honk honk* remember to secure the bag on the way out
imagine thinking you are going to save society from killing itself by avoiding pop culture instead of confronting degeneration

have sex

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Based

Infinity was so much better

I will never pay attention to pop culture and those who do will always be scum.

>>black kids get better grades than me in high school
ya dun goofed

So this is why Cap went back. He noticed he couldn't do this anymore.

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Just out of curiosity, what are your personal plans for "confronting degeneration"?

You go girls!

Thanks ching chong

StarChad did what any hot blooded male would do in that situation.

have sex

>gamora back
What? How did she come back? The fuck is going on in this movie. I feel genuine pain for Thanos. About to get fisted by pure forced diversity and WOMYN POWAR

Western culture is done. Bury it.

That's an expansion, not a refutation.

I hope they fuck up the incoming movies with the literal who's and damage the brand. Dunno if that's possible, though. They Disney shilling is too strong.

Alternative past Gamora from GotG1 who isn't with the Guardians yet but still hates Thanos.

Good will end this superhero nonsense

Time travel.

Oh no no no they're not doing alternate timeline timetravel shit are they. I could accept it with Dr Strange's foresight fuckery but no don't open this can of worms FUCK.

So are there also 2 thanos now? Two sets of infinity stones? FUCKING MARVEL GODDAMN

What happens to Cap and Thor? Literally the only characters left I give a shit about.

Do you think Pepper will bang Spider-Man?

>literal whos
Might actually what makes it work. All of these heroes so far were literal whos. The X-men and Spider-Man and the F4 are Marvel's best sellers. You know. The IPs that got bought by Fox because they were popular. The MCU made Ironman, Thor, or Cap popular. GotG was literally the bottom of the barrel yet they made it the most popular thing ever.

Nigger why do you pretend to care?
If you actually did, you'd have known that the movie would deal with time travel for months.

Did someone really kick Thanos in his balls?

Avengers: Endgame, while it may have entertainment value as a spectacle, is politically contrived in its portrayal of Carol Danvers, Cpt. Marvel, as an all-powerful mary sue style hero. The creators chose to overpower Danvers above and beyond anything seen in the comics for good reason. Feminism. Disney CEO, Bob Iger, is making big bucks - 65 million payday - off of pushing social justice.

The once mildly decent integrity of Marvel has fallen to corporate converged profit-seeking, social justice conformist cancer.

have sex

>Marvel
>integrity
What?
MCU movies have always been made with money in mind alone.

No, there's only 1 Thanos. Present Thanos gets killed 20 minutes into the movie, they ambush him to get the stones when they detect the signal of the stones being used again, only when they get there they find he used them to destroy the stones so no one can undo what he did. They kill him and fall into depression, unable to fix anything. 5 years later Scott gets out of the quantum realm and for him only minutes passed and that's when they realize they can use the quantum realm to time travel. Then lots of shit happens.

What happens to each character?

This guy is going from thread to thread, trying to socially influence impressionable men to not question the political agenda undergirding disney material. Remember, comments like those quoted don't actually mean anything - its like saying "its all relative" - thought terminating cliche.

>/pol/ pretending to have read comics again
Kek

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Iron Man is dead
Captain America is a 117 year old man
Black Widow is dead
The rest are fine.

I'll always fondly remember Captain Chad, Chadnos and Iron Chad.

maybe you could throw a big boy tantrum?
or, alternatively, have sex

Wait, scratch that, technically Captain America is a 183 year old man.

Sauce?

>Black Widow and Tony are dead
Please tell me that you're joking. Do they at least have dignified ends?

"impressionable men" and "superior gender" seems like contradicting terms

Black Widow sacrifices herself to get the Soul Stone, Tony dies after using the Infinity Gauntlet to destroy Thanos and his army permanently.

Sex is overrated.

Black widow doesn't
Tony yes.

Widow gets sacrificed for the Soul Stone. She gets no funeral or is even acknowledged. Stark does the snap to Thanos, dies, and it cuts to his funeral.

>Black Widow must hate that she didn't even get her own movie and now is being put on the shelf to make room for other women.

t.eternal virgin
Not even infinity stones can help you lose your virginity
t.chad

i dunno, the scene with her and Renner fighting on the cliff was kino for me

quoth the incel

>Stark does the snap to Thanos
What? He kills half the universe so he maybe could get thanos?

Isn't there supposed to be a tv show with her and Vision?

Get fucked, she's barely in it.

Can you explain the Iron Wo-man commnet?

Eternal virgin with a woman maybe.

Movie seems trash to me
I'll be waiting for John Wick instead

No, he just eliminates Thanos and all of his armies.

No, he snaps Thanos and his army with his makeshift gauntlet.

You know it's bad when people keep asking who the fuck is Sam

Case in point - notice the total lack of reason in the above post, and appeals to social shame. This is the type of behavior that produces NPCs.

Pepper shows up at the final battle in her personal hot pink and kawaii Iron Man suit.

t.retard

nothing wrong with fucking men my dude

There's a tv show with Scarlet Witch and Vision, and a movie for Black Widow.

No. He snaps 100% of his army and Thanos out of existence. All of his friends and followers turn to dust before his eyes then he turns to dust too. He looks super sad when he sees his Black Order disintegrate.

He basically experiences what he did to the entire universe.

Tony doesn't tie from the snap but because of it. His body can't handle the snap.

Thanks, anons. It's not going to be easy seeing that happen. What exactly happened to Steve Rogers?

>movie for a dead character
That'll sell

God I hope your joking about a Pepper Potts Iron Hag.

I didn't say there was, but more to life than talking about sex constantly like Yea Forums does.

After using the Infinity Stones to travel across the universe resetting everything to its previous order he uses his last vial of Pym particles to return to 1945 and fuck Peggy Carter.

Because most people know him as Falcon.

Does it look like I'm joking?

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so overall for those who saw it, was the movie good, bad, or meh?

Thats some crazy shit

Why would Tony do it over someone more God like? Or they could have all held hands similar to GotG. I guess it's because they needed an easy way out to get Tony to leave as his contract run out?

No apparently not. Let me go hurl.

Meh
Better watch John Wick 3

The MCU started with Iron Man, it's only right

The part where Captain Marvel says “Well hello Peter Parker!” and locks eyes with that smirk on her face? My dick twitched. Bring on the shota porn.

'twas litty

The final shot of them slow dancing was kino. Sitting through everything else was worth it.

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Widow's death confuses me. She and Hawkeye fights over who gets to sacrifice themselves to get the stone, implying they both loved one another and didn't want the other one to die; but in the end she just jumps and kills herself.

Doesn't that short circuit the magic? Widow killed herself, she wasn't killed by Hawekeye. Also if she kills herself yet it still results in a stone, does that mean she loved herself the most? But then the stone should fall to nobody, becasue it technically falls lot her because she did the killing; yet it falls to Hawkeye. Or does the magic just look for "two people present" "emotional connection" and "death"?

Strange spell.

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Nah, they did him dirty. "Right" would've been to let him retire with his wife and kid.

Captain Marvel fucked up the plan and Thanos destroyed the quantum realm time travel device, thus Tony had to make a decision between letting Thanos destroy the entire universe or killing himself to stop him.

fpbp sage

why doesn't he just erase them from existence with the infinity gauntlet

True, but the Eternals and the chink are bottom of the bottom barrel.
I'm sure a lot of people will not take all the retirements nicely.

For those of you who are curious:
youtube.com/watch?v=NMfK13KALss
youtube.com/watch?v=2ooA6TU_l74

He was supposed to die in that caravan in Afghanistan 11 years ago.

>Hulk in a suit
Is this a comedy? I get he's the intelligent version but that's an hilarious visual. Would someone get emotional at this tripe? Someone over 12, I mean.

Good overall, but I have low standard so take it with a grain of salt. Some parts are pretty cringe like Captain Marvel, Thor and stormbreaker scene also the parts where the all girls character "defended" the new infinity gauntlet.

Technically, Hawkeye let her go when they were both dangling from the cliff. So the “give something up” rule still applied.

It wasn't the plan. They were running around with the gauntlet just to prevent Thanos from using it before they kill him and his army. They just fail. Thanos gets the gauntlet again and multiple heroes juggle with him for minutes preventing him from snapping and in the end Tony just does nano machines bs to absorb the stones from the gantlet into his own, because there is nothing left to do, and he snaps. It's a crisis situation decision.

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>kill thanos
but thanos can't be killed in canon
the universe would unravel if it were somehow managed, it's a major element of his backstory, there wouldn't be any '5 years later'

This. Only mouth-breathing materialist swine and children give a fuck about superhero movies. Any person with self-worth stopped watching that shit when they were in their mid-teens. It's pure garbage.

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Yes. Intelligent Hulk is the main comic relief of the movie, even more so than perpetually drunk dad-bod Thor and the talking raccoon.

Lies.

Isn't MCU its own canon?

Marvel is a far left company, they have every right to do that.

>Spiderman back with Sony
false
>rest of Avengers are now women with a chip on their shoulder or a black guy
false and even if it was true, how would it even influence the quality of future movies just on the account that they involve women and black people ?

The movie thanos is crap compared to the comics thanos. The whole death arc is missing, and none of his motivations end up making any sense. They shouldve tied up obvious loose ends, like why not just double the resources etc.

Also its clear the movie stones are weak compared to comics.

At the risk of sounding like a colossal faggot, that’s what I had been waiting for since the epilogue of the first Captain America movie.

I'm sure there will be much sadness. But people will still move on if the stories after this are good. It only really depends on that.

>Black kids get better grades
>They need lower scores than whites and Asians to enter college
Racism is real, but against Whites and Asians

user we've already watched the cam spoilers
stop shilling immediately

This looks fucking horrible

>destroys thanos armada alone
>the only one to fight thanos 1 on 1
>can keep up with him no problem until he hits her with the infinity gauntlet
>even then she just stands up with no scratch
How's the nose hanging Bob?

wait i get that falcon or bucky were the obvious successors to the captain america shield but did steve simply retire?

I think the issue is that a lot of writers don't know how to write a female character that isn't an enormous cunt. Then again, most characters in the MCU are tremendous, quippy cunts no matter their sex.

it's the MCU

>how would it even influence the quality of future movies
Think about your favorite actors. Most of them are men aren't they. Hell all of them probably are men if you remove the ones you only like because they're hot. Hershlag is the only actress I would put on the male level

End credit scenes?

>Thanos’ defining trait is spilling enough spaghetti put of his pockets to open his own Olive Garden while begging “pls respond” to a grim reaper with tits
What works on the page doesn’t always work on the screen.

>don't know how to write a female character that isn't an enormous cunt
Sounds like writers are finally writing realistic female characters

>nano machines
Is this a Deus ex machina?

Marvels promotion of feminism is evil. The whole purpose is to drive the sexes against each other, and its been understood that feminism is dyscivilizational for over two thousand years.

There is a reason they ham-fist forced cpt. marvel into the top power level spot. It isnt because of the depth of character.

Isn't the death arc an even stupider and cringier motivation? She doesn't even care about him.

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He fucked back off to 1945 and let time do its thing naturally. But considering it led to Agent Carter paizuri, I can’t blame the guy.

Or maybe the movie will be about her getting brought back. Why does no one think of this?

actually thats a nice ending, but isnt steve supposed to have an extended lifespan as a result of the serum so does that set up him appearing in more captain america films?

Realistic women are cunts in different ways to screen women. Emotionally manipulative and abusive as opposed to edgy and forwardly unpleasant.

None at all. Just some 1940’s jazz music and the faint sound of Tony hammering the Mark I armor from the first Iron Man movie.

No he was forced into retirement by Thanos

Why wouldnt it work? It would make him a more sympathetic character, with more relatable motivations. I think it would work far better than teehee evil guy with faulty logic, which is what weve got. At least, with the death arc, youd have the irrational element of his romantic aspirations.

Grapeman isn't so strong in MCU, they almost beat him twice in IW, him getting teh snap was pure luck.

WE WILL RETURN IN CAPTAIN MARVEL 2

Yeah, hence why I hope they fuck up the next movies, though by this point I think Marvel shills could watch Feige take a dump for 2 hours and they would still clap at the credits.

So is it confirmed that Civil War had absolutely no point at all and lead to nothing?

lol 0/10

I mean it's certainly possible they could plausibly make some kind of Vietnam Cap movie but why when we know how his story ends?

imagine being this mad at women being strong in movies

Not always in the comics does that happen, though. And either way, hes still "chosen", insofar as hes banned from dying by death.

”He did it for love” is a pretty well-worn villain motivation.

>There is a reason they ham-fist forced cpt. marvel into the top power level spot. It isnt because of the depth of character.
Yes, money. The way the suits see it, mostly men go to see comic book movies. Men and boys, specifically white and Asian. Their plan is to try and see if they can get girls interested in superheroes outside of rare occasions. It's working, too, since your average adult millennial will swallow any slop they are told to swallow by a sassy Twitter account that "gets" them and their sense of "humour" that is just self-deprecation and tired anxieties.

Im just glad Rescue got her suit.

have sex

The sound of hammering similar to Iron Man, probably his daughter right.

Say hello to Iron Woman in the next movie.

Tony Hammering the Mark I, did seem like a foreshadowing of some way to undo his death? I mean Cap is back in time, he could easily change it again.

>the faint sound of Tony hammering the Mark I armor from the first Iron Man movie

wait so are you saying the last 2 films are completely pointless because nothing changes except cap travelling back in time?

That isn't a troll. Don't let your narcissism blind you to the historical record.

>some kid watches captn fungus on tv saving the world
>gets super exicted and throw her fist into the air
>it expands and punches a hoile through her roof
>"Kamala, what was that noise?"
>"Oh no!!!"

Of course.

Not really... at that point the gauntlet Thanos is chasing is the one Stark made as a replacement. He doesn't know Tony also built a smaller one into his own suit. He brawls with him and the stones move from the slots of the big gauntlet into gauntlet into the one on Tony's suit. It's acceptable tech considering both were made by Tony. Besides, that's the kind of thing he would do.

You offering, babe? ;)

What makes you think its Tony and not his daughter

You still get scenes of Tony and Steve (mostly Tony) acting like an old gay couple who’ve been withholding sex from each other out of spite.

That isnt the relevant element. The relevant element is the obvious forced nature of it - its purpose is to take the spotlight off of male characters, and put it on female powrrrr, and simply promote feminism.

lol

Thats questionable. The feminism stuff seems to have harmed the star wars films, for instance.

It isnt feminism that is giving them big payouts. Its the inertia from a built in audience to a well-established canon. Expect it to fall on its face, because sloots dont care about comics.

Robert is OUT. Stop dreaming.

The problem with women being overpowered in movies ie Mary Sue Skywalker, is you give hope where there is none. Women aren't physically capable of doing what men can do. You have to lower standards just to get women into the military.

As soon as time travel is introduced as the crux of your plot, anything resembling lasting consequences is out of the question. This entire movie is literally a recreation of the climax from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey.

I would suggest starting from aristotle, at least, and working your way to the present day. There is a reason islam has so many female converts - people choose the strong horse over the weak horse.

most people dont care about the comics, thats why the whole of endgame sounds so bizzare and nonsensical

If Avengers weren't divided, Thanos army would be BTFO'd and his farm remade into Disney LunaPark©.

fucking lol, cry more you little bitch

It's not to promote feminism, it's to cynically try and make money. Every "political" agenda a major corporation has is just a moneymaking scheme in the end. The super-rich don't see lesser humans as "people" in any way and genuinely don't give a shit.

They just want to expand their market. The sole reason they made a Black Panther movie was to try and get the nigger market involved, the modern equivalent of blaxploitation with a shinier coat of paint and somehow less artistic integrity. Captain Marvel was an attempt at getting the attention of women, the niggers of gender.

Why did she give up having powers?

lmfao

This. Once ALL of the Avengers show up at the same time, Thanos and his army get their shit pushed in hard enough to come out of their noses.

Because a female iron man movie will go over like an all female ghostbusters. I really don't understand why Hollywood doesn't make new heroes to encompass those who feel left out.

agent carter what?

It's also nonsense because little girls do not, at all, look up to these characters. The vast majority don't, at least. I say this as someone who has worked around kids a lot. From the ages of 4 to 14 they all wanna be pretty princesses, then after that they wanna be bad bitches who have their makeup on fleek and 50,000,000 Insta followers and corporate sponsorship deals to look pretty and throw dat ass in a circle, bitch.

Fair point, but without the written material from which the movie stuff is derived, I would expect the quality to drastically suffer even further. The comics are lagging further, as they care more about black thor and diversity than they do for quality.

You say that but Ant-Man and Wasp sold badly and was pretty harshly criticized for being shit. "Marvel shills accept everything" is just a strawman some people came up with to explain why people liked movies that they didn't like. Like, explain it in a way that they're still in the uppity up up. Because if a lot of people liked something I didn't like then either I have to be dumb or a lot of people have to be dumb. Apparently that's the crazy logic there. 10,000 years of human civilization and subjective taste is still an incomprehensible concept to some.

“Titfucking” in 4Chanese.

get back to discord, tranny.
Just seeing Brie Larson's smug cunt face in the webm pissed me off, pandering and shoehorning shit in to fit the political narrative doesn't work, ask that cunt Kennedy how well StarWars is doing.

We'll see how the "new" MCU will turn out in a couple of years.

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>tfw Back to the Future, Bill & Ted, even Hot Tub Time Machine and the other got name dropped.

>We'll see how the "new" MCU will turn out in a couple of years.
I think everyone knows that MCU is dead now.

>There is a reason islam has so many female converts - people choose the strong horse over the weak horse.
no it's because muslim guys got bigger dicks than white guys and can make the women cum harder

ahaha

I like when i use reason, and double-digit IQ npcs like yourself respond with rhetoric. Fix yourself.

>fantasy is fantasy
Stop the fucking press.

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>billion dollar multinational
>far left
user...

If they keep doing it, and they will because they can afford to, people will learn to accept it. People will learn to accept anything their corporate deities tell them to accept, and not accepting it will (and has) become a social faux pas. The idea of human freedom is dead and never actually existed, simply being an adorably quaint idea pushed by autists who never understood their fellow man and assumed everyone was as autistic and objective about things as they were.

>Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
>villain has B&T in his sights, ready to kill them
>Bill & Ted verbally list things they need to do to exploit time paradox
>all of these things happen instantaneously, giving them the advantage
...Holy shit.

>white black panther

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Hot Tub Time Machine is fun as fuck. I hope Endgame introduces a whole new generation to that movie.

Thats quite pessimistic, and probably false. If that were true, you would never have seen an historical revolution, would never have had societies naturally drift toward punishing licentiousness, and the whole of human history would have turned into abject chaos.

>new MCU
It's going to be the same trash you've watched 22 times only with blacks and women.

Capitalism is a leftist ideology.

>Have to cheat to actually beat Thanos
>HEROES/GOOD GUYS

The fact no one is calling them out on this Talmudism is further proof off how far society and morals have degenerated.

Too obvious feller, 0/10

And for that reason it's going to fail

is leftist just a code word for anything you don't personally agree with?
capitalism is shit

Are you breeding with movies? That's kino,

>have to cheat to beat Thanos
You mean the giant purple nigger using an intergalactic Game Genie?

Historical revolutions are always temporary things lead by aforementioned autists before the masses ruin everything in their desperate rush to be bent over and fucked to death by something, anything. People think they want "freedom" but if you ask someone what "freedom" is, they'll often say it's just doing what you want without consequences, as opposed to the ability to do what you want and face the consequences. If you have an IQ over 110 you'll genuinely never understand the mind of normalfags like me and how much we desire subjugation, safety and comfort, it's just beyond you. Sorry user.

Don't be a child. Think for yourself, and start reading and learning.

Makes sense. It's their turn after all.

They will keep doing it user because as you said they can afford it, they'll just keep milking the cow and shitting out movies, we had 5 SW movies in the past 5 years, they butchered a franchise, they can do the same to the MCU, and that was already shitty to begin with.

Overseas will almost swallow up anything flashy, but their suspension of disbelief won't hold up against the American leftist bullshit.

I see you've never read Marx yet you think you understand its conclusions. Laughable if you weren't so stupid. Capitalism is how organic communities are divided and materially instrumentalized so the dictatorship of the proletariat can come into being with all social relations originating out of biology or human emotional ties thereby abolished.

The whole left-right thing is misleading anyways. You could make the case capitalism is in fact a leftist ideology though, as its a liberalizing force. Leftist doesnt always need to mean social-justice. It depends on the facet of capitalism that one analyzes, its relevance towards private property could be considered right wing.

>its relevance towards private property could be considered right wing.
It has nothing to do with private property that was a lie originating from Hayek.

He could always come back as an AI to guide his daughter, kinda like for Mainframe in the MC2 comics

Everything civilizational is temporary on a geologic timescale. Don't shrink away from the hundreds of years of greatness which come from radical societal changes.

>>black kids get better grades than me in high school
kek nice bait

as you say

>Capitalism: here let's come to a voluntary agreement of work and consumption based on mutual benefits to each of us
>FUCKING CAPITALISTS DESTROYING OUR WORLD!!!!!

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And that progress will lead us to the worst imaginable result. Within a few generations, we will have a global Brazil ruled from walled off communities of the ultra rich who slaughter and torture the masses for laughs and sexual release. They won't even need humans to work since they'll have robots to do all the heavy lifting.

Oh well. It's what we wanted. Maybe we'll get to fuck some animals before we are obliterated by 13 year old Jimmy as he masturbates and drops napalm on a favela.

>for months, everyone memes about Black Widow being absolutely useless in a battle against Thanos
>movie agrees and permanently kills Black Widow off in the second act
Gotta say, I was impressed they committed to that.

He still won.

Endgame is basically telling people to never grow up and try and rewrite history everytime they fuck up.

There is nothing good or heroic about that, it's kikeism at it's finest.

I want to create a new political party where the representatives are porn stars and midgets (sometimes they are one and the same). They know how to fuck everyone but their one true benefit is when they do fuck ya, they have the courtesy to offer a reach around.

>mutual benefits

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>unironic time travel as a major plot point
So you have chosen death.

Why does Black Widow not get revived

I love these imaginary victimhood-complex fantasies you have that have no basis in reality

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You're not really naive enough to think those favelas are something that should exist are you.

>what is the federal reserve

>captain feminism now has hillary clinton haircut

A byproduct of Jewish capitalism. You can fuck off now.

This, fucking time travel, might as well have dropped a piano on the fucker or have him die of smallpox or something, would've been more honorable.

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Soul stone sacrifices are permadeath. The living Gamora is Gamora from the past

>accepting loss to someone (with delusions of grandeur) who literally used cheat codes and rewrote the universe and nature itself to suit his whims
Doesn’t seem very heroic either.

It is out of character, instead of being a leader he just say "fuck off I wanna fuck that lady I saw dying in Winter Soldier". What a selfish asshole

>literal cultural replacement of capeshit before onions boys eyes happening
>they still ask for more

Both Hulk and Iron Man tried, but my guess is that the Soul Stone prevented it from happening.

They do exist and will exist in perpetuity and are the endgame of human existence. Global South Africa/Brazil, endless horror.

>The ultra rich and powerful, who have spent the entirety of human existence automating away the human race and finding new ways to fuck people over, would never fuck people over even further!
I'll be dead before any of the really bad shit happens, so I don't mind too much. It's just something to keep in mind as you watch corporations and governments quickly morph together, policing the internet, freedom, et cetera. Freedom was never a human right, it never existed, there was just a struggle for power and we (everyone) lost. If you have enough money, you can go to conflict zones and places like Brazil and South Africa to tag along and gun down starving kids with rusty handguns as their mothers watch on in a mixture of horror and methamphetamine induced madness.

He is the villain though

He led them to victory over the threat that had been throwing shit at them since Avengers 1 how is that not job done?

If they're so horrible there's no reason to care about them.

>federal reserve
>capitalism
>pick one

It's a subscription service to buy federal reserve notes you mongoloid idiot fuck off.

>clapping and hollering at a movie
>at a capeshit movie
jesus christ, are they indians? maybe that explains it, but how could anyone behave like that at a movie if you aren't a pooinloo?

>half people gone
>world "ruins" for whatever reason
>suddenly everyone popping up again
>supposed to believe the world/universe wont even be in bigger shit after that

>Implying Thanos is the only Bad final boss

You could make the argument but you'd be wrong because you'd be using the definition capitalism offers about itself. Not really how it works in real time. It has *elements* of leftism, whatever that may mean.

The point being that if the villain is cheating and undoing the universe itself to win with God Mode activated, then there’s really no way to believably counter that with punches and lasers.

The only one they know about, also Captain Marvel is there now.

>Freedom was never a human right, it never existed
the declaration of independence says otherwise, captain edgelord. look, I know you never got laid and wanna see the world burn because you refuse to go to the gym and shower and talk to women, but blame yourself for being a shitshow

calm down, karl marx

For me it all ended with infinity. Universe is balanced, thanos is a hero

Why people love those characters on Marvel movies when they are just Jar Jar Binks

It's okay WAKANDA FOREVER will rebuild everything

Cap goes back in time once they defeat thanks and lives out his life with Peggy. Thor is last seen flying off with the GOTG gang, hinting at him being in Vol 3.

Can we all just agree that the worst part of Endgame is that they spend 20% of the movie trying to make the events of Thor: The Dark World more integral to the MCU than they really are?

i dont watch capeshit but isnt the nigger country nationalist and not sharing their tech with the rest of the world?

if they havent done shit in the timeskip why would they do it now

how the fuck is thanos here if he dies at the begiing?

I stopped watching Capeshit years ago and I'm glad I did.

Wakanda? You mean that high tech city with graffiti on it's walls?

Could they have chosen a shittier premise for this movie than time travel

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It's Thanos from 2012 before he had any of the stones, and Nebula uses time travel to bring him there

No the worst part is faggot like you giving disney money for propaganda. I bet youve already preordered your Episode 9 tickets on top of it

The Declaration of Independence was a miracle written by autists who didn't actually believe in "freedom" for everyone, just white people, mostly land-owners. Freedom isn't real, rights don't exist, there's only violence and your ability to enact violence upon those who would enact it upon you. You're also acting like I want all this to happen instead of seeing it as an inevitable reality.

You will be made obsolete. If you are lucky, and my fucking God I hope you're not this lucky, you may be kept as a pet in an eternal stasis of hellish agony for the entertainment of your immortal, Godlike masters who have transcended flesh to become beings of pure ecstasy and knowledge. Simply put, you do not have, and never will have, enough violence to enact upon those who will enact violence upon you. Game's over for individuals outside of an elite class, bub. We'll be dead before the bad shit happens so have a good time, relax, do the things you enjoy. Only got one shot at this.

the series ended with the last movie.
this Endgame is the SJW edition that will carry on as a woke series.
Move on.

>Ironman now Iron Wo-Man
So is it his daughter or did I forget a character?

dilate

You know they've announced that the next gen of movies will have body positivity shit right? It's pozzed. Man up and abandon it after Endgame. Maybe I'll watch the Strange sequel for the visuals.

it makes sense, there were jim crow laws during the 30s

he probably grew tired of taking orders from Nigg Fury

It's just Pepper, for now.

WE ARE KANGZ AND SHIT.
Wonder where they will have her fuck off to, since there is no fucking reason for anyone to do anything with Captain Fanfic there to save everyone's ass.

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>the series ended with the last movie.

Pretty good ending. Heroes lose like they should because the odds were against them and half the niggers on earth are gone

share torrent faggot prettyplease

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Well, you see, that's where Rogue comes into the picture.

Pity A's still count on a report card

Thanos gets tracked down qnd decapitated by Thor in the opening, five years pass and everyone’s bummed out. Time travel happens, future Nebula and past Nebula inadvertently share memory recordings that past Thanos uses to discover that he initially beats the Avengers, and learns they’re after the stones.

>The Declaration of Independence was a miracle written by autists
That word does not mean what you think it means
>who didn't actually believe in "freedom" for everyone, just white people, mostly land-owners.
WHITE PEOPLE BAD: NPC PROTOCOL ACTIVATED

The rest of your shit is just fedora tipping nonsense, go back to jerking off to Hawkins, you atheist faggot

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If you've kept up with the MCU, and enjoyed infinity war, you'll definitely at least enjoy this one. Captain Marvel is barely in it.

Thing is, post-Thanos earth looks even more like a ghetto than it did before he showed up.

11 years and they never did anything decent with Thor. Not watching this shit, fuck Marvel.

This. I only remember her having maybe 7 or 8 lines spoken in the entire thing. In the three hour runtime, she’s on screen for maybe 15 minutes.

You suffer from the mental illness of giving people credit for things.

It is humanity's nature to create tools that alleviate human work. The moment the first caveman invented the "shovel" and took 6 other cavemen's jobs who were digging that hole with their bare hands, the direction of the species across fate was conceived. That is not a result of conspiracies of evil rich people. You can list any number of them who try to fund it, organize it, or capitalize on it, but they had never created that nature of the species. It exists without them and would and will. Machines will always be made and they will take your job. It's what humans do.

You also seem to have little understanding of why humans hurt each other and seem to have it in your mid as a kind of abstract evil that just exists, separate of everything. And you think it would continue to exist, and be worse, in an automated world. Nothing is separate of anything.

I'm not saying white people are bad, I am being blatantly honest about the men who founded the United States of America. These are facts, they cannot be denied. Simply saying "lol ur wrong" with absolutely no substance isn't impressive, but I guess you're used to explicit, tiring mediocrity and have simply surrendered yourself to it. That's a good start, at least. You won't have to know the crushing despair of hope being shattered. Shit, you don't even know the history of the men you seem to have some kind of reverence for, so I don't know what the fuck is happening.

“It was all a dream.”

Humans want to be subjugated, it's our nature. One day, there will be a final subjugation, and that's that. Freedom will become impossible. The winding road of human history leads to it, and that's just how it is.

At least that would be funny.

He was a white male, he wasn't allowed to succeed, politically.

This user gets it

>Tony snaps fingers
>Fade to black
>Tony wakes up, sitting in his garage with the Iron Suit Mk1
>Credits

Don't cut yourself on all that edge, you self hating cuck

>It was all just one of of Tony's PTSD flashbacks.
SEETHING.

so they go back in time to undo what has happened only to create a paradox because once you remove the motivation for going back in time then all other futures are divided by 0

BRAVO NOLAN

>Humans want to be subjugated, it's our nature.
every revolution in human history, every decapitated king and every martyr shows your an idiot

>says the seething faggot

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It's kind of sad how much they shit on StarLord
>Gamora is irrevocably dead
>past Gamora kicks him in the balls and punches him for comedic effect
>nobody remotely acknowledges his sorrow, and he barely says anything that isn't a setup for him being shat upon
>movie ends with the entire crew and Thor picking on him
There isn't even an acknowledgment that he messed up and deserves being treated like that, he's just barely on the radar at all.

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The road of human history is literally an expansion of freedoms. Kings and emperors from thousands of years ago could never even dream to do things that you can do today. You have all the available human knowledge at your fingertips. You can talk to any human across the planet. You can see what is happening elsewhere. You can see into other galaxies. You can play video games. You can discuss any thought or belief without being killed, even fatalism just as yours.

A mere 500 years ago, for what you can do today you would be seen as a superhuman, and a 1000 years ago, you would be seen as a god.

>N-N-NO YOU!
pathetic

White males will all be comic reliefs in the MCU phase 4.

Everything subsidized by the government got more expensive and everything with the least amount of price controls and regulation got cheaper.

Really makes you think.

>black kids get better grades than me in high school

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>Can't argue so just throw boomer facebook images at me
Get off grandma's computer and go to sleep, zoomer, you have school tomorrow

THANUS

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Why are you proving his point?

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>Kamala is in
That would be pretty tight, as long as she's not fighting fucking internet trolls.

Because why not?, he's a dumb cunt.

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THIS is what Disney plans on carrying the MCU now. I can't stop thinking it's funnier than shit. They literally learned nothing from shoving this kind of shit down our throats in TLJ.

Oh well. They'll figure it out when it collapses in week 2.

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They have to push the diversity propaganda hardcore until the next US election at the very least and also keep Europe in mind with their rise of right wing parties

>calling anybody here a dumb cunt besides yourself just posting 2008-era memes

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They'll keep shitting out the movies, zoomers and kids will keep giving them money, and they'll shit out more movies, and push more shoehorned bullshit in them.

You can theoretically beat a dead horse forever, the shit porridge they push out on yearly basis breaks even in less than two weeks, and that's box office alone, the merch is the real deal.
Go back memelord.

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>calling anybody else here "memelord"
kek

>implying the previous movies are canon

I will never use the derogatory term candy-ass, those bigoted times are long gone.

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>the merch is the real deal.
NOT ANY MORE!

TRU is gone, the only toys most kids want are found at the phone store and Gamestop, anf it's not as lucrative as it used to be (especially with the white male demographic being marginalized out of of the hobby, so they go off and collect Japanese and vintage stuff instead

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>(((Disney))) literally and unironically retiring every huwhite male

Sad but unsurprising....thanks OP I'm going to skip this one

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>candy-ass
wasn't that the name of a porn star?

I'm actually surprised that the leaf who usually posts streams straight out of the cinema he works in haven't linked endgame yet, he was fired or something?
Anyways I just want to see it to give closure to the current MCU, it may been a mixed bag regarding quality but it was fun in general all things considered

Endgame's not even out in NA right? Only people who have watched it are Asians who get it earlier

I could have sworn that early today I watched a webm on english

Edited in subtitles

islam is an incel religion

This scene looks so fucking stupid.

>4 wives, right to divorce and marry as you please.
>Right of conquest, slavery and harem.
>incel religion.
Islam is a lot of things, but not an incel religion, that would be Christianity.

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bitch is old

You're fucking retarded. The Arab world has more sexless men than any Christian society in history because of polygamy. Shut the fuck up.

Australia and NZ too

I was replying to your statement about Islam being an incel religion, I won't be dragged into a discussion about religion and Arab societies on fucking Yea Forums, read your post and mine again m8.

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That wasn't even me, and Islam has more incels per square foot than anything else on the planet.