Foodkino thread

needs more meat

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know what, thats fine.

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i took an achatz

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Is this why pizzas aren't cut all the way through?

It's really fucked up that I recognize Joey's hands.

I used to be a Little Caesars wagecuck and I was fast as fuck at the thing they're doing. But it's retarded to use two cutters at a time, I guarantee they are messing up a lot of those cuts so you three slices that are bite size and three that are fucking massive then two normal slices.

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>australia

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thank you

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What the fuck is he trying to make, peking duck?

I raise you

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i thought a guy would shape it into the mona lisa or something wtf is this

Is this just at the store only? If you deliver these, you still have to put it in a box.

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>tfw every day is pig cutting day

hiiya

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Watching this gives me anxiety.

America was a mistake.

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Someone post the mexican street food

Americans' favorite dressing is ranch. RANCH. Let that sink in for a moment.

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>hating on mac and cheese

I've got one of those whipped cream dispensers, I use it to huff no2

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based as fuck

Social media is the nail in the coffin.

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what is the thing after the shot

dorilocos?

Meth

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>american cuisine

No thanks.

Cellphone cameras have ruined everything and I hate them.

EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS AT RAM RANCH

is this the redditors laughed out of /ck/ thread?

>in 20 years cool wine aunts are gonna be replaced by stoner aunts
damn

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didnt he just get out of prison

Nah thats just a dab

20 years is way too long. It's already happening.

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youtube.com/watch?v=VAT9RH8EpiA

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Was kinda expecting one of the 'chef' to literally take a dump there on top at the end with that nonchalant attitude

is this mayo

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People may think this a joke. Sure, it's expressively somewhat exaggerated, but everything here is objectively true.

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No, it's probably crema.

The gloves (kevlar or something) are made in way that if the saw hits them, it gets jammed almost immediately.

This would be more accurate if he was eating off the curb and there was a guy shitting in the background. Also calling it table etiquette is inaccurate because India never invented tables.

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What about this?

>The handwashing toilet right next to a real toilet
that has to cause some confusion

They're both pretty damn good, protection or not. Not wearing protection is pretty damn dumb, though.

I doubt that, more likely they just dont give a fuck about health and safety in whatever country this was filmed in. They look like standard rubber gloves to me.

>bleeding hemorrhoid strawberry milk

It already happened.

Can't wait for cool heroin aunts

Fuck off ranch is delicious. You probably put fucking mayo on everything like a dirty slav, Ranch is the evolution of mayo into an actually edible sauce.

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heroin aunts are a self correcting problem

What the fuck is this shit?

tostilocos

i dont care if people eat with their hands but thats disgusting

I've literally never eaten like that, jej at this shit.

How To Basic finally opened a restaurant?

I love this disgusting planet.

>thatll be $2,000 plus tip

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>no hair net
>hair not even tied up/back
Disgusting.

that's half a dozen safety and health violations at least

It seems like the logical conclusion but apparently hes a competitive eater and hes training or some shit

You sound like a woman

You sound like a zero-standards piece of pig shit

FASTER, WAGIE

I bet you think this guy looks reasonable

>"foodies"

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I bet you like sweaty wagie hair in your pizza

who do you call wagie I do it for my monthly rent lad

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Jesus christ Favreau it's just a cheese sandwich

why do people put ies, i in replacement of y after, and add a suffix of "er" or "o" on the existing words?

forgot the picture

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They do this retarded shit just so pretentious fags can boast about having done something "unique".

number 1 in trending btw

>competitive eater
oh Americans, you guys always put a smile on my face

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fuck, meant to post pic related, I'm retarded going to sudoku brb

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build that wall

I can appreciate some of these table meal/dessert videos when they do it with a certain artistic finesse, but in this one the chefs seem to be despising what they're doing.

Are you underage? How have you never heard the term competitive eater before?

>competitive eating is only done in America
lol don't be a retarded third-worlder, user.

Somebody should put a liveleak watermark on this

artificial flavoring: the meal

Does anyone know of a video where a fat chick makes a kit-kat lasagna? It was taken off Youtube a long time ago and I have not been able to find it since.

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sure, sure, completely normal

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For real. And why couldn't just one of them film it so that the other one could actually enjoy the experience? Neither of them got anything out of the performance except being able to post it onto social media. I'm sure it tasted good though, not sure how you're supposed to eat it in such a way that the flavours complement each other...

But its always the tiny asians that win.

You sound like a faggot

stop holding out and post feminine cock you bogarting closetfag

>That ring
Goddamit Jack

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Gay

Anyone have the vids of that tiny japanese lady eating like 30 big macs or something ridiculous

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selma blair should do something like this

t.amerilard who never had real mayo in his life
pro-tip: mayonnaise isn't supposed to be milky white

What the fuck is wrong with Americans

Is this what you seek?

>Pures Leben
Kraut here, this one is definitely staged.
Fuck fatties tho.

>Brainlet
Ranch
>Normie
Mayo
>Alpha
Tartar sauce

>tfw my cool wine aunt finally got married at almost 60 years of age

+tip

gut cancer right there

the reason why mexifats are now officially fatter than amerifats