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Threadly reminder that the short jokes mean nothing since Jon is creampying Dany on the regular

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Anyone thirsty?

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>I need this thread to be perfect, Yea Forums

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>GoT ends
>After credits end a message comes up
>George RR Martin will release the next instalment of the ASOIAF series on _____
>everyone loses their minds
>date arrives, there are massive lines in front of every bookstore
>its another dunk and egg novella

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>Look for game of thrones rule 34 porn because why not
>find lyanna mormont
bravo /got/

That guy looks like he would star in the game of thrones porn parody

>please
>for the pain
aaggghh

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STOP! I CUMMAHND YOU IN THE NAME IF YOUR KING.

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Pay homage, peasants

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got is life bro

It's boar wee.

Best pic from last thread

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Books
>chainmail
>plate
>ringmail
>helmets with visors

Show
>just a black shirt lmao

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Is it bad that I missed season 8 episode 1 and just had it recapped to me before watching episode 2?

I remember he had some really great lines. One about giving Danny a discount because he liked the shape of her ass.

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who here /manlet/
I am the same height as Kit and i have to say i am getting good hearty laughs out of the resurgence of memes
To all you other manlets who are seething,
It's just a bit of banter

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She's hot as FUCK

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Both season 8 episodes were pointless filler so no

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haha wtf

Honest to god at a first quick glance I thought that was that shopped arya pic.

Is there anything to add to this?

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>big khazar milkers
I would totally bury my face in her big jew tits so i wouldnt have to look at that big nose and unibrow.

Same height. People say i look like him except more angry

Her nose is hot

>stopping at season 6 because of Jaime's kino armour in 7
Bravo cherrypicking user

Sam will live to the end

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Ugly munter is still ugly

>Is it bad that I missed season 8 episode 1
yes because you can literally stream it in a million different places on the internet
lookmovie.ag
you are welcome user.

he is Gurm's self insert so Dabid will 100% kill him

The thumbnail looks like a source engine screenshot from GMOD.

Do you have a bottle of cool and refreshing coke?

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>Sam is George RR Martin self insert all this time

based Kraznys thread

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disgusting take; exit bag yourself

Is this the guy that got burned alive? I've lost track of so many characters.

Is he a jew?

>making the slavers look as white as possible and the slaves look as nig as possible
Well done jews

based radmure with the coca-cola sponsorship

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Certainly, it's just behind this boar

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>his offspring are the most powerful beings on the planet and threaten to destroy everything
HE WAS A GODLY MAN

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Looks like the dude Dany lied to. "Traded" her dragon to him for his army, then let her dragon kill him.

he's heavily involved in the slave trade, so yeah.. probably

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>cherrypicking
Jaime's armour in S7 isn't a new design, it's literally just Tywin's old suit from, you guessed it, S1-4.

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They are never going to explain Melisandres youth ruby... the show became so inconsistent over the years


This is far from the greatest tv series, I’m sorry

>/got/ believes in Stannis more than Starks.
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Right has a Zika baby head.

>Winterfell is lost
>Only Jon and Bran left
>Jon and Bran are flying away
>NK right behind them gaining on the undead dragon
>Dragonglass arrow through the eye he shatters
>1 in a million shot on a moving target
>It was Hot Pie
>"You CANNOT give up on the gravy."

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I wonder if she’s old as fuck also once she removes the necklace

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He's wearing his father's armor.

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>be Barry S.
>find Danny so you can finally serve someone with honor and die with pride
>first thing she has you do is help her lie, cheat, and steal from a lawful business man
>stab and burn a bunch of people when the shit goes down; dont know if they're good or bad
>end up dying getting stabbed in an alley
He should have walked when she pulled that shit with selling the dragons then told them to fuck off with the advice

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I'M BACK
FOR REVENGE
CERSEI YOU WHORE

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>another dunk and egg novel
Based

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OY VEY BAD GOY

Christ look how fucking short he is.

Explain

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she prego yet?
is gonna give birth to the next mad incest king?

Another dropped plot line that we’ll get no explanation from, but they managed to give us 2 episodes worth of underwhelming reunions in the final 6 episode season

Yeah, that's why they keep bringing it up in the show. Don't know why people are mad about that.

woah

/got/

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The women are just cows

Up for a game of cards?

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No, an Arab.

we looked for you on reddit.

He looks like a numale there

Post best girl.

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>Sir, why aren't we allowed to use helmets we can actually see out of?

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His character assasination was the worst of the show followed by stannis.

Would mention BASED blackfish but they wouldn’t know what to do with him anyways, the only reason his scene with Jamie was the highlight of that season was because they had source material to borrow from.

what's with that rack
that's not a loli that's a grown midget

>crystal skull vodka

knew he was a fag

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>fucks your queen
>nukes the Dorne plotline
>does a sweet kickflip
Why isnt he more popular bros?

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This is my fetish. Size difference. Not giants. Not micro. But an exceptionally tall person, with an exceptionally short person. That book was like porn for me. I wish there was more material like this out there. But unfortunately, most size difference stuff is gay.

There was literally nothing wrong with the Sand Snakes or Ellaria.

GoT has had some really fucking stupid, ugly helmets.

Kek his father should of played lord manderly

>GoT

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IGNITE THE FLAME AZOR JAMIE

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>Why isnt he more popular bros?
Because his 'sweet kickfips' are bogus and lame and I intend to expose him for the poser that he is, in the raddest way possible. Dude doesnt even operate a speedboat.

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GOT IS LIFE

Maybe i should ask /his/, but i never really understood the concept of "leather armor", wouldnt armor made of leather be, ehm, useless?

I think that helmet is more of a psychological against enemies rather than practically.

its still pretty effective against slashing, and offers some protection to stabbing.

8k babby

that's stupid

Didn’t say it wasn’t.

Job needs to stop tying his hair back, he looks like a soyy boy

What look were the costume designers going for?

It atualy makes more sense than most helmets in the show, the format would make glancing blows slide off and miss the neck/shoulders. Tywin really knew his stuff, it seems.

There is one type of leather armour, boiled leather, which actually saw military use. Aside from use in sword scabbards, it also saw a lot of use as cheap armour, although it is generally shit and only offered "better than absolutely nothing" defense, so it was almost always reinforced with strips of metal so if someone hacked at you with a sword it might not cut right through you.

The modern usage of "leather armour" that you see in games and movies is complete fucking bullshit, though. The stuff you see in GOT isn't defending against anything.

I guess it is more due to logistics and reacting to the freefolk tactics. Plate armor protects you well but is really heavy. Ther missions where more in the scouting style rather than formation fighting against enemies.

like most hollywood actresses she is barren, user

Drunken viking themed metal enthusiast

Now that the dust has settled, it was cool___ right?

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>S-SAVE ME BARRISTAN
Targaryens are all a bunch of fucking losers, except based Aemon
Baratheon is the number 1 chad house

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>dual wielding
>1 v 4 different dudes who attack one at a time or
>all attack you at the same time in a retarded over choreographed dance

I disliked it desu

in the books, the fatman often specifically described the leather armor as "boiled leather"

It was cool but had the typical cinema probelms of swordfighting.
>If 4 guys surround him why don't they all charge him at once?
>Why does he crossblock with 2 swords?
>Why use a shield when you don't really use it?

Dual wielding has been a thing however. Just not in the way it is portrayed here.

>now it FOOKIN ends
hard to believe people were paid to write that dialogue

I can't imagine duel wielding being practical with any weapon that isn't a lightsaber

based memorylet

>retarded over choreographed dance
It needed to be like this, it's what normies wanted and normies are always right.

Well yeah, we're talking about the show though. In general Georgie gave a lot of loving detail to the armour. I just wish that literally any of it made it into the show.

>duel wielding greatswords
No.

Now that you mention it, it does look very feminine/gay. I was a double for a tv show and remembered feeling gay when i put on the costume

I just wish he wouldn't have suppressed his hardon for Huns and Mongols to give the Dothraki a reason for being so overpowered.

based retard poster

Drogo is coming back for Jon taking his white girl.

"When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. Then he will return, and not before."

>Dual wielding has been a thing however. Just not in the way it is portrayed here.
>Just not in the way it is portrayed here.

the actor who portrayed howland reed was in the last episode

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Game of Thrones (TV Series)
Howland Reed
- Oathbreaker (2016) ... Howland Reed (uncredited)

Game of Thrones (TV Series) (stunt performer - 12 episodes, 2016 - 2019) (stunt double - 1 episode, 2012)
- A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (2019) ... (stunt performer)

>yfw

Do normies actually look up the ages of people they are attracted to and decide not to masturbate if they are underage? They are all secretly attracted to teenagers

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Le FBI will breach your door if you think about fapping to a 17yo xD

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Its like people have morals and values or something, how dare them!

What stunts needed performing last episode? Was he one of the dude swinging sticks in the practice yard?

>Bran confirms the night king just wants to delete the world just because "evil lol"

Anyone else bitterly underwhelmed with this? Hes just a 2d cartoon villain now.
It would have been so much more interesting if hes engaging in war because the humans forgot about a long ancient pact due to them being too busy fighting for their own power and interests i.e the iron throne and seven kingdoms etc

Davos had to pour a bowl of slop

And then they watch "you laugh you lose" compilations where people fall in terrible ways almost dying and laugh their asses off.

making the NK Le Witty Schemer #2875 would just be tiresome, im fine with him being a terminator

I don't masturbate to any celebrity. Tell me what that's like. You actually pull up screenshots and unzip your fly, and sit in front of your screen and rub one out to some actress?

A bowl of brown is a dangerous dish.

>how dare them!
How dare they?

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I dont get how literally anybody can jerk off to extremely soft core porn anymore

The night king is coming as punishment for homosexuality

Fact: the nights king is actually Bran's remote controlled stand

would Stannis have won without her?

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>Hes just a 2d cartoon villain now
He needs to be a cartoon villain. Nothing else could give all the characters a common enemy.

High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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Why have they shorted the last two seasons to 6 and 7 episodes? What does this add to the show? It makes it less complex and more rushed. They hardly make the episodes longer too. The last two episodes have been an hour. Its just about the money i suppose?

Bullshit. What the other guy just mentioned could have still done that.

yes

xD

Is there something wrong with me?

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youtu.be/TdkS4Xazz7Q
This episode is going to be a clusterfuck.

Season 7 was supposed to be the last with 10 episodes. Realising that you can not finish the show in 10 remaining episodes Dabid spilit them into 13 episodes. Last 4 episodes will also be 80 minutes each.

Good post

>dropped plot line
>implying
Craster is part Targeryon which is why all his children are wargs, it's their Kings Blood.

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translation: the budget got too expensive so they had to rush the ending

I hope the lighting is good. Otherwise I have to turn up gamma and brightness before watching the stream.

I can kind of get it. I mean, if it's something like bikini photos, and the girl looks amazing, then sure. I can still jerk it to that. It's rare though.

But, I don't get how someone looks at Arya, and goes "oh yeah, I love that character so much. Maisie Williams is such an amazing actress. Sex with her must feel amazing."

That's mongo shit.

>but you werent there

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>Last 4 episodes will also be 80 minutes each.
Sounds like bullshit corporate talk. HBO apologists have been saying this since seaskn 7

The truth is that Dabid decided they were done with GoT a few seasons back. They want to be done with it, and move on to new projects. So they are absolutely trying to wrap this story up, as soon as they can. But like it was stated, they added more episodes, and divided them into the final 2 seasons.

Kane lives

>user posts a screenshot of his meticulously-organized celeb fap folders
one day, you would lose it all in a hard drive crash or an impulsive no-fap purging, and in the wake of that, the depression you feel at the wasted time and effort and emotional investment will be crushing and take years to get over but you will

Here's the truth, now that the episodes are completed. No more exaggerations.
Ep1 - 54 mins
Ep2 - 58 mins
Ep3 - 82 minutes
Ep4 - 78 minutes
Ep5 - 79 minutes
Ep6 - 79 minutes

>trips
fuck

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remember when people thought the first episode this season would be long as fuck? Like 90 minutes? boy were we all let down, funny because episodes 1 & 2 could have been combined for one massive first episode

That includes like 15-20 minutes of intro recap and trailers at the beginning and episode commentary and trailers at the end

first four seasons, it was one of the best. Everything since has been awful.

Thats what HBO revealed already. Its not some obscure info leaked by someones dad working for Nintendo. Also S8 took like 2 years to make, anything less for the remaining episodes would be embarassing.

>literally dozens of extra minutes of walking & talking, standing & talking, and sitting & talking,

Holy fuck, season 5 was pretty bad, with the butchering of Stannis, the Dorne arc and Arya, but holy fuck 1 episode into season 6
>Weak men will never rule Dorne again
>You are a greedy bitch you know that
>You have no cock xD

But then no one could watch it without falling asleep since absolutely nothing interesting happens
Could have just skipped those episodes desu

Season 6 wasn't that bad.

In his defense, I've been hearing for a long time, "the final episodes will be 90 minutes each. Like 6 whole movies".

The show is self-aware of its bullshit.

>Cersei ruinning and destroying the seven fagdoms
>Danny being barely a queen
>Shansha doing fuck all except give angry stares
Danny feels like Joffrey needing to remind everyone she's queen.
Meanwhile the man are actually pulling the heavyweight by making plans.

>Winterfell is lost
>Only Jon and Bran left
>Jon and Bran are flying away
>NK right behind them gaining on the undead dragon
>Dragonglass arrow through the eye he shatters
>1 in a million shot on a moving target
>It was King Joffrey
>"Everyone is mine to torment!"

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That's the season with the "epic" burning of the khals moment, which causes all the dothraki to magically follow her even though they absolutely loathe blood magic and underhanded shit like what Daenerys did

This is because the first news about the episode lenghts said they were "feature lenght" which isn't anything special and redditors started assuming this meant every episode will be a 2 hour movie. The actual episode lenghts have been revealed some time ago.

That was season 6.

They really amped up on the quips as well for season 6, every scene has a fucking quip in it.

>You are a greedy bitch you know that

Most out of place line in the series.

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Dual wielding is useful for having options, but you basically use one short blade for parrying. Reason why it never caught on is because A) shields are just better for mostly the same function and B) it probably requires inherent ambidexterity to be good at it.

Why do you make it sound unreasonable to assume that "feature length" means 90 minutes? That's the length of your typical feature film.

If you assume the feature length can also mean 54 minutes, well then why the entire series has been feature length. Meaning there's no point of distinguishing Season 8 with the label.

Summoning retard namefag RADmure poster

I miss Alexander Siddig why the fuck does everyone keep killing him

I have binged this entire series. If we get a shitty ending I’m over cooking all my chicken tendies

How is that even possible? Don't they have 10x the budget now?

>Davos starts quipping with Alliser through the door
Christ, I think I'll have to stop my rewatch, season 6 is fucking unbearable

There's also way more shit to do, though. You can see costume quality sink more and more.

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The moment the show died in my eyes is when they made the greatest swordsman of all times a literal circus artist

remember when the writing was good
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very important dragon flying scenes need to happen

>he's creampying a short, stocky, moderately attractive woman with moderate intelligence and a shitty, bitchy, self entitled attitude

Fuck I'm jealous.

why do you call complain, GoT is still good
its like the fast and furious movies now, bombastic and retarded but cool
Just read the books if you want actual drama

Probably. It's too bad him and his brother couldn't of joined forces and had an honorable duel for the throne after they beat the piss out of the lannisters.

Infuriating cunt. I'm sorry but nothing can ever make up for this shit.

>scenes that women will never understand

I would if the fat fuck bothered to write them

To be fair, the left is fancy armour for show.

Costume designer quit season 6. Proving you money can't buy you talent. It's not like having a big budget magically makes things good. You need talented people around.

Imagine how DABBED on bookfags are right now.

>8 years and no TWoW;
>We know that Roose / Ramsey will betray each other
>We know Stannis will lose the second part of the battle of Ice and die;
>We know his daughter will be burnt - likely tied to the resurrection of Jon;
>We know Victarion is a cuck whose only job is to ferry Dany back to Westeros;
>We know fAegon is a ruse and will die along with Arianne Martell, probably in the destruction of the Sept at KL;
>We know theon is probably going to be sacrificed by Stannis because its confirmed he dies in the show's denouement;
>We know Jon is a secret Targ.

The absolute state of bookcucks.

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wonder how many quips they'll fit in between all the deaths next episode

>quits right after the Sand Sneks shit the bed
>one bad season and its see ya later, bye
women and fags are fickle and have no loyalty

Funny when he acted like a woman in the scene.

I'm sorry, but in the books R+L=D. Preston conclusively proved it years ago.

>thinking that the Ramsay storyline is even remotely similar in the books
Stopped reading there, the absolute state of illiterates

I can't take this show seriously anymore. Fate of humanity is in hand of bunch of hysterical women who are more concerned about proving themselves to be nobility while men do the actual work, naive literal children ordering grown men around. No wonder northmen elected Jon as the king not that bitch Sansa. I laughed my ass off about half of the episodes 1,2 bacuase of how terrible and cringy the writing sometimes is. I still like the show but the magic of first seasons is not there. This feels like a fanfiction.

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Goddamn, there was more dialogue in that one 4 minute and 37 second scene, then the entirety of the last episode. No long pauses in between lines. No awkward reaction shots. No dead zones of awkward silence. That shit was so good. I miss the old show.

>complaining about naive literal children ordering grown men around
>Joffrey and Tommen existed

NORF

Why would anyone be loyal when Dabid is shitting on the series?

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She came back season 7.

you jest, but they say that love and hate are just two side of the same coin... not really opposites. It's why fandom weirds out creative people and celebs. The sort of people who are your most devoted supporters can easily become your most ruthless detractors overnight. I wonder how many secretly seething e-celebs and GRRM insiders there are lurking out there... having to go through the motions because they've made a minor career out of riding the fat man's coattails, but secretly hating him for letting them down, even if subconsciously.

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I really don't know how anyone on earth could buy that little girl as a realistic character

this would be better than GoT though

>I hate feminist agendas too, fellas. Amirite? Please agree with me.

>returns after they do a 180-degree turn from the Sneks and the show is on a marginal upswing again.
Gods, that's even worse. No stick-to-it-ness at all.

>he didn't realize roose is gonna unleash on ramsey and it might backfire
yikes

80 minutes of fighting in the dark...epic

Nothing in the last 3 seasons approaches this quality

AND MY CUNNY!

Eh. She's likeable, but she also should've been a one off character. Problem is D&D can't let go once they latch onto something fans like.

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I remember when characters actually had motivations and personality. Problem is bad writers tend to forget those exist when there's a bigger conflict and said characters have to unite.

The difference is that nobody (both in universe and IRL) ever held them up as good leaders.

He's 100% right. You're a pleb and an idiot.

>he didnt realise Fatman will go against everything that people predicted and that happened in the show out of pure spite

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You're right, but few will respect you for saying it. You're just supposed to ignore it and move on to something else. Go make something great for women and fags to eventually ruin like the last thing, rinse, and repeat and don't complain. Just do.

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>.....they say that love and hate are just two side of the same coin..

Ive always heard it as
love isnt the opposite of hate, indifference is opposite of both hate and love.
Same sentiment though

I hear you there. I thought lords and ladys had handlers until they were of actual respectable age. I'd find it hard following orders from someone who wets the bed, especially one demanding to be part of frontline combat. Won't she be a massive hindrance? How about the morale loss of seeing a little girl get murdered in front of you, not to mention that little girl being the last ruling heir?

Didn't bother to read ADwD but I can't imagibe this making much sense in the books either. Ehat the fuck was far man thinking?

Is she being portrayed as a good leader though? At most she was a ballsy kid that made the stark bannermen realise they were being cucked, its not like she is winning major military victories or something

it doesn't happen in the book, stannis just writes to her asking to kneel and she writes back telling him to fuck off.

I find it interesting he somehow manages to have the best scenes. Shame show basically had no idea what to do with Theon for multiple seasons now.

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I WONT SIT AND HIDE WHILE MUH PYPO GO INTO BATTLE!!!

He's a bretty gud actor, actually.

Let's try this again. The last poll got only meme votes. I actually wanted more serious votes.
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I see. Leave it to D&D to conjure this shit character out of it. if we see her holding her own in the battle next week I'm done.

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Yet she talks like she has. No real world experience and keeps running her cunt mouth

Where's the only true option?

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10/10

She should be carrying a teddy with a thumb in her mouth as they March her into battle with the near unbeatable army of the undead. I'd laugh so goddamn hard. Even if there was a quick, .5 of a second reaction shot of her starting to cry. It would be satisfying.

>Theon now: Sorry about that. Can I defend Winterfell, btw?

She is being portrayed as a strong and wise leader, so yes. She is certainly being portrayed in a positive light

Why do all of you complain about Lyanna wanting to fight? think back to Joffrey being a little faggot cuck at the Blackwater, she is acting how the head of a house should actually act. It doesnt matter if she gets killed in battle because if they lose she will be murdered in the crypts anyway. She is 13, Olly was around the same age when he fought for the Watch. They need everyone they can get

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Lyanna is cute and funny. Cunny!

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>You weren't always fat
>I'd still tonguepunch your fartbox

leave

She has a vagina that can make more fighting men.

She is a weak little girl and the last heir of bear islands. She would be more of the hindrance than help in fight.

She is supposed to be 13? Ohhh, she looks like she's closer to 5. I could understand seeing Olly fight and Joffrey looked like he was 16-17, I just couldn't understand why anyone was allowing this very obviously small child to march headlong into certain death. I'd still bust a gut if there was a 'Oh shit!'realization effect shot.

>need Jaime to tell them of Cersei's betrayal
>need Tormund to urgently rush to them about the Walker invasion

If Bran could see everything shouldn't these plot points be redundant?

The line she says in the show, "We know no king, but the King in the North whose name is Stark." , is directly lifted from the letter she sends in the book. So that much is accurate. She just said it with quite some sass in the show. Which is probably due to the fact that girls on bear island all at least learn some martial skills. Due to the fact that they're positioned between north and south of the wall in the water, many wildlings attempt to raid their home. And the wilding tradition, is to steal women from the beds. As a result, bear island women grow up to be fiercer than normal woman. Because they have to be strong enough fight off wilding raids.

In a sense, they're much like the spearwives of the freefolk. And you know how fierce they were. Ygritte didn't take any shit, and always spoke her mind.

im pretty sure Jon would have no problem reinstating Jorah as a potential heir at this point

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Jews can't create, they can only destroy.

the most kino moment in got

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I think they just cast someone too young for the role. Yeah, she's 15 now but maybe they should've aged the character a bit and got an actress who will mature as seasons went on.

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Jorah is old and fighting in frontlines.

>most nobel prize winners
>pretty much responsible for all scientific invention after ww2

deficient lying whitoid stealing achievements again

Yesh they grow up to be strong. She acts like she has 10 years of battle experience. Also doubt she wrote the letter alone.

the context is completely different though. in the book Alysane joins Stannis anyway.

>muh jewish participation trophy
>muh arbitrary cherry picking

Fuck off.

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Im fine with Lyanna at the moment. If she doesnt pull out any Arya memeshit then i will have no complaints. I can see her managing to kill a couple of wild skellington wights with dragonglass but i would roll my eyes if she ended up killing a walker

Jew awards given to Jews, big wow

>seething
>absolutely BTFO

Seriously their only success is adding complete degeneracy to other creations and framing it as "reinterpretation"

she was clearly eying jon until he returned with danny

The word you - and the writers and director - are looking for is "precocious", but the character became an "instant fan favorite" despite (and because of) fumbling her original appearance and the rest is just the showrunners memeing themselves stupid. You can see hints of the original characterization when she's deadly serious as she meets with Sansa and Jon when she's introduced and she quotes them some ridiculously small number of men. She's supposed to be similar to the children in the book who are thrust into adult situations but still think like children, but she ended up coming off as a quirky literal Cohen Brothers film character.

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Fuck the early got is so comfy. Bran and Arya were so cute as kids. What the hell happened?

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It’s the food, high carb high onions

>highest IQ
>highest achievement

let me lmao harder. even by your own IQ and statistics jews are superior. white are sore losers

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You don't need to battle experience to have pride and talk loudly. What difference does it make if she's fought or not?

I fail to see why that matters. I'm just saying that Lyanna as a character would act in such a way, due to the culture of her people.

Friendly reminder Bran is Brandon the Builder who is both the Three Eyed Raven and NK. He is trying to erase the past by killing his future self.

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Big red pill !!! The Jews are the true white race

because the delivery in the show in front of all these leaders of their houses, knights and veterans is far more dramatic than a letter which just makes stannis grit his teeth

then why would they cast a completely different looking guy as the pre-NK

Anti-semites go back to your containment board

Reminder that Bran being the NK makes no sense because if he was, he would have known exactly where the 3ER was and wouldnt need Bran's mark to locate him. Also he would have the mark so he could have just walked in any time he wanted.

Does is literally kek?

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Maybe when she stops saying things they agree with, then she'd be asked to yield the floor to other speakers. But if she's just saying everything that they're thinking, then why wouldn't they allow her to talk?

>He is trying to erase the past by killing his future self.
Erase the past by killing the NK? What?

jews go back to israel

And no

Perhaps you should build a wall or something to keep people out who want to replace your insignificant culture

The quality of the show has been on the decline since season 3 or 4, but 8 has been absolutely terrible. The last episode was almost too much, I wanted to turn it off at points

Nobel prizes are meaningless. Obama won a Nobel peace prize while killing innocent children with drones by the thousands. The Nobel foundation was created by bankers, banking is totally not dominated by Jews right? Nepotism among jews is very common.

Your second point is an outright lie with no facts to back it up. Jews do not create. They steal and destroy for financial gain. Please begin talking about how the hacks that were Freud, Boas, Horkheimer and Adorno were somehow great creators and not total hacks with an army of Jews to peddle their BS, and how the incredible advancements in engineering and science are actually attributed to Jews and not Northwestern Europeans.

He was a good pick for the character honestly, Theon is probably one of the hardest roles in the show considering his arc, development and what he goes through. Only other role I can think of that might be at the same level is Jaime, which coincidentally is also played by one of the best actors.

>why wouldn't they allow her to talk?
Maybe there are more pressing matters than the boasting of some child, but it is dreck on the other hand.

The Night King already knew 3ER's location. That's why he had wights stationed outside of the cave. The mark dispelled the magical ward that prevented him from entering.

The reasons why Bran would have lost the mark, is that he would have warged the would be Night King in the past. Meaning, he'd be in a different body.

I don't think Bran will be the Night King either. But you have to try harder than that.

Hitler was a Jew, mother fucker created Israel?

Nope. The IQ stat is incorrect. It comes from a highly dated and highly selective study frkm the 70s, wherein latinos and other non-Euros were considered white, with a tiny samlle size for jews, and a large sample size for christians (whites). Recent studies show Jews are about the same as whites, with Northwestern Euros being a little above them. Try again.

Btw, east asians still remain above whites and jews. I dont believe in racial supremacy, you are aimply regurtitating false info that you havent verified.

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Again, when she boasts, everyone nods and agrees with what she's saying. So whether or not there are more pressing matters, it doesn't appear the other lords and generals have a problem hashing out this whole King of the Norf matter.

>implying the mark isnt spiritual rather than physical
bran was marked in the dream world or whatever, if it was physical bran wouldve just cut his arm off by now

This isnt r3ddit, people are allowed to say what they think. Edgy truths are not hidden, crybaby.

What does Bran warging the NK even mean? Why would a Bran/NK continue the push South?

>it doesn't appear the other lords and generals have a problem hashing

It's like these shitty scenes can be anything Dabid wants!

I must add that even though east asians have a higher average IQ, they have failed to innovate like the Europeans did throughout history. They mimic the Western world.

So let's say for a second that Bran IS the NK and the NK is somehow in the right. Why doesn't he just try and communicate his reasoning to Bran? Why does he have his men murder children and put up gruesome tableaus of severed arms on walls?

He said, as if the whole of western civilisation wasn't spread using gunpowder, an invention we stole from Asia

Alright, you got me for now. That's a tough one to work out. But I'll think of something in time.

Yes. So what's your point? They decided they wanted to push the drama of Jon's kingship. And they needed a character(or characters) to voice these concerns. So they chose the she-bear. Tell me where the problem is.

he's the NK but he forgot he was once bran? Idk the question is a complete non sequitur.

>one example which was likely discovered by accident
Gonna need a few hundred more.

It's just an "epic theory" the fandom likes to push. That somehow Bran will attempt to stop the Night King by warging into him during the moment he's transformed, and get stuck. And I guess he's evil now, because he's the night king.

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WE IZ SMARTZ! DEM STATISTICS BE LYING AN SHEIT!!!

>non sequitur
Isn't the whole point discerning the NK's motivation and connection to 3ER?

Well, the idea is that somehow the Starks escape Winterfell to King's Landing and all is lost and the NK is at the gates. Bran, in a last ditch effort to save everyone wargs back in time to the First Man who would become the NK. Whether on purpose or by tragedy the Children of the Wood turn that First Man with Bran inside into the NK.

Then Bran, as the NK, bides his time in the past. And continues south to kill the Lannisters responsible for threatening his family. The series ends with the NK killing Cersei before reuniting Bran with his body. The NK then just collapses without Bran.

Yes, there's a lot of fucking holes there but it actually works. You can write around it to make it less stupid like how he has to get a dragon to break the wall. Bran being the NK also explains all the absolutely retarded plot armor that protects the Starks. And no, Bran could not save Ned or Robb because that would get in the way of getting a dragon.

I thought the NK was some lord/king that the children of the forest turned into the NK. Idk, it's like 3 am here so I'm finding it hard to understand why raisin Bran is now the NK?

>bran's been reverse-warged!

>as if the whole of western civilisation wasn't spread using gunpowder
Not true. It wasn't "stolen". What the fuck ks wrong with you? Are people in india that use toilets "stealing"? Fuck off with this anti-West (and very jewish) worldview

It is unrealistic in the world set up for the series.

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Go ahead and research them for yourself. The study is from the 70s, with a small selective group of upper class jews, and a very broad and general group of "whites". Sorry you don't have the facts I guess.

i keep thinking thread pic is this at first glance

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What if he just warged jaime off the balcony instead of his child self? Much neater.

I'm going to assume it is a type of glamour, like what she did to Mance Rayder in ADWD to make him appear as Rattleshirt. That would make the most sense if she is already capable of doing that.

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But it's not. The Norf is often swept up by the loudest, proudest voice in the room. That's how Greatjon Umber proclaimed Robb to be King. There were a bunch of generals around, and the loudest one got them all in a ferver.

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This.

>northerners dont take kindly to foreigners
Oy vey goy, just like us bad whites! Better be nice to all the muslims and mexicans taking over your i mean our country hehehe

I'll have peace on those terms! They can keep their red castle and their iron chair too!

adding degeneracy yes, but as it seems, not without an ultimate goal. Pushing degeneracy I would say as normality.

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but user
you are the containment board

>Olly was older, male, and skilled with a bow
>Joffrey was older, male, and wasn't actually supposed to fight in the frontline, Tyrion put him ther for morale

That only serves to deal with the Lannisters. It doesn't stop the Night King. Look, it's a thorough idea. It's a solution that solves many problems in the shit writing and you can write up more justifications as you will. Walk into the theory with the mindset that with minimal work and additions you can use the idea to end the show without being cliche or making shit up out of nowhere. It's not perfect or entirely satisfying end but the show has been dogshit for a while; this theory's greatest value is in the fact that it can cleanly wrap it all up regardless of what the fuck happens to the other characters.

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