We were fookin kings n shite

This season seems like it was written by somone on ketamine. No real straight plot line. Just disjointed stories with the barest measure of coherency. Sweeneys death was better in the book

Is a new season out?

That's kind of how Neil Gaiman writes. Its usually not until the final acts that things tie together in a really cool way. I somehow doubt he has anything to do with show, but I don't know because I didn't read the book.

thanks for the spoiler, cunt

Welcome to Neil Gaiman writing style. It's absolute shit that's catnip to fat wiccans.

Welcome to Gaiman.

this show is so fucking shit

lol gayman and his fuckbuddy don't give a fuck

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anyone who thinks irish are white are cucks

According to the tv series: because their followers in the USA are negroes and imagine them to be negroes.
They explicitly say, that they don't remember being black in Egypt.

that doesn't make any sense

Because Egypt is literally in Africa

egypt was ruled by whites for thousands and thousands of years, retard. The whole world was, in fact.

It does if you're Atheist and believe that gods are just created by man's imagination and faith.

None of northern africa is even remotely black. The lighter northern africans are lighter than the darker southern europeans, and actual egyptians are approaching yellow.

Egyptians were their own race, not negroes and not caucasians.

she cute and seems pure

thats because the guy who was making hte first season interesting left
fuller departed and the show lost its route
they dont seem to understand that fullers style is flash but with a purpose, so what were getting now is flash with not substance at all

you came into a thread on tv without watching the lastest episodes
your fucking problem mate not his

thats literally the entire point of the story.

Egyptian were closer to Eastern Mediterannean People (like phenician) than sub-saharian african

You missed the most important one, he was Lugh.

That was probably the best episode of the series, up until that laughably retarded spear reversal thing at the end.

This I did'nt even understand what was the point of the plotline of episode 6 with the lynched black except muh oppression

she believes in the purity of the marital bed also gaymans fuck buddy

I prefer how he went out in the book, broken and high and completely fucked, but still went to his own wake, it was ok in the show, seeing all the various legends of the mad leprechaun was nice, still would've preferred the way it was written

they've literalyl spend three episodes with secondary characters sitting around discussing the state of black america. even going so far as to have a black preacher have a breakdown and tell a girl "if she finds somewhere their people arent be oppressed to tell him and he'll come running" eyerollingly bad

they decided to stretch out the source material and its clear they have no idea how to ( which is surprising, the writer somehow managed to make a really interesting premise into the most boring and by the numbers novel possible) so all they have to fill the time it seems is very blatant and boring soapboxing

that was sheer retardation, and only served to introduce the Baron Samedi and he would never have fucked dead wife in the book, that was stupid

I dont drop show very often but I couldn't get past episode 4 or 5, I forgot, and with even 3 eps left to watch I wont be downloading. It was just so aimless and boring

but their is only one left, wtf are you talking about?

is there not 8 episodes?

Weird. Wonder what happened to all the Kangz?

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yes, and 7 are out

I thought it was stoya he fucked?

and I dropped it at 5, ergo 3 left to watch

Underrated

gayman fucks a lot

will we see cuchulain in this show?

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No because he wasn't a god. Sweeney was changed from a mad human king to a Tuatha De Danann(race of gods in Ireland) in the show

the sweeney episodes are so fucking good compared to the rest of the show, to an almost embarrassing degree.

I was going to drop the show until I got to that e[isode showing Sweeney's backstory. I kept watching just because of him. Is there many scenes of him in season 2?

Yes he ends up fucking the dead wife.

most recent episode shows more of his origins, and he's had more screentime in general this season.

Isn't anywhere in Whales 10 mins from Lllanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?

Are blacks really this retarded?

It'd be like the Chinese claiming they were Mesopotamians simply because they both resided in Asia. Or Greeks claiming they were vikings because they both resided in Europe.

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What kind of cognitive dissonance is this?

>egypt was ruled by whites
No you retarded nordicist. They were CAUCASIANS, not "white", fuck off with your new world meme ethnicity. The only white ruling of egypt was centiries lasting, no much more than the nubian dinasty, both short compared to the standard proto-semitic caucasian population that ruled egypt.
Literally in the series: becuase americans are retarded, the shape reflects how people in america imagines them

>1 or 2 Nubian Kings towards the end of a 3000 year period, shortly before their civilization collapsed

WE WUZ

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irish are the whitest race

It's like you think Egyptians were white

how can a show with gods be so goddam boring

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>It's like you believe middle easterners, or their ancetors, the Mesopotamians are white

No, but they sure as fuck aren't black.

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So you are saying they are pickaninnies and quadroons?

FOOKIN DED WHOOR WIFE

found the american

The moors, user.

>whites
if you mean europeans you are terribly wrong.

could have sworn they also tied in the children of lir with him mentioning his children being turned into birds

>CAUCASIAN
dont buy into the meme user, you should know better.

Why do you think they named it that?

cock asians?

Where did the blacks go?

What do you think happened to technological boy? We know he dies in the book somewhere but in one of the season 2 trailers he is a shrunken version of himself.

Also the gods characters are amazingly written, the episodes themselves though kind of suck when it comes to showing off their powers.
>Friendly reminder Mr.World is kino incarnate

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You are retarded, the 25th dinasty was LITERALLY all about rebuilding Egypt's glory, it was a bunch of egyptboos that wanted to save egypt's institutions and culture after decline. You are a moron that doesn't know shit about Egyptean history
> shortly before their civilization collapsed
This is why you don't get educated by /pol/.

I really like Wednesday, World, Tech Boy, and all the lore and the constant fever dream feeling that this show feels like but I just cant like this second season.

It feels so aimless, I mean I like the characters and some of them have been developed nicely but the plot is at the exact same point. The last episode of the first season felt like this season shit was going to hit the fan so hard and here we are one episode left and nothing has escalated.

Also I liked the Money God in the diner, he felt more powerful than the Old Gods and the New Ones and he didn't give a fuck about either, he just wanted profit.

mr world is loki

>Also I liked the Money God in the diner
I felt like they glossed over this. I didn't read the book but I imagine it was a much longer scene there.

I know
Makes you think if there was a Mr.World originally before Loki took on the role

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I got pissed odd when the nog god complained that black kids were lucky if they get an Amber Alert. Every fucking Amber Alert I’ve ever got was a Tyrique Williams or a Roberto Rodriguez.

That's right, Jay!

>Also I liked the Money God in the diner, he felt more powerful than the Old Gods and the New Ones and he didn't give a fuck about either, he just wanted profit.
I think its heavily implied he was more powerful than the both of them combined
>controls all of the money in the world
>anything that threatens it can easily squashed with money
>only thing that can hurt him is a recession, which he always recovers from
Im surprised he didnt take the form of a sterotypical commie capitalist cartoon or some dude in a suit, but he did have multiple forms so who knows

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Nothing you said invalidates my post, you retarded faggot.

wouldnt he be the devil since he is god of the mortal world and a liar

That's not what they were trying to pull with that dialogue. They were trying to go for a diminishment of stature angle which is a theme in the show. Once they were dark and exotic now they are merely colored.

Mr world is characterised as the God of Conspiracy theorys (which some are/arent lies), Governments, Men in Black & shady deals (usually governmental)
Loki has similar themes, being a constant enemy of the Norse gods and the abilty to shapeshift

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NWO/antichrist/devil/satan?

Is that Hans Klopek from The Burbs?

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Possibly, as they are conspiracy theorys that are often discussed, with NWO being a bigger thing back in 2001 than the antichrist stuff etc

goshdarn it, Mick

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After reading up on the DNA tests done on mummies I an really believing that Egypt was the first mixed-race society............just as the ancient Egyptians themselves tried to depict.

It's strange though. All Egyptian leaders (men) were depicted as red while the leading women were always depicted as having yellow skin to differentiate them from the men.

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Why do /int/ memes always look so carefully made? How autistic are they?

What happened to the Naps?

they were at war with the nigger nubians in the days of ramessese dad

They just have the time for it, and it's funny.

Just a bunch of recoloured wojacks m8
Still good shit though

Did you check the furnace?

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>this European isn’t white!!
What’cha doin’ rabbi??

I'm not "white", i'm Austrian, i have a nationality, i don't need new world mutts to tell me what i'm or to try to include their mongrel identity with us as a for of pan-europeanism, fuck off. White is a phenotype, nothing more.

>people so pale they burst into flames at the first sign of sunlight aren't white

based

Irish people are not Wh*toids.

but they are white?

Come back to us, Mad Sweeney. You’re the most based motherfucker who has ever lived.

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He's either a buttblasted Englishman, or just a faggot trying to sew division.

It's a notion of gods looking how the majority of their worshipers look. Christianity has done it quite a bit by adapting the looks of Jesus to fit better on places they introduced him in. You know, altering hair and skin tone a bit for the altar paintings and what not, but still keeping the overall appearance.

No, he's saying they are a mix of Semite and Caucasoid and even Asian migrant tribes who flooded North Africa via the Meds for 10000 years while the blacks were stuck in lush jungles beyond the Sahara and never were crazy enough to venture through a fucking desert en masse and instead opted for the east where they still constituted a small meager population and never equated the flood of northerners into North-East Africa, ending in a general bleaching or rather bronzing since Semites/Caucasoids turn brown when they bake in the Sun for a few generations as their Melanocytes adapt to the climatic horizontal.

Mr. World is the God of Global power structures. The NWO, men in black, super shady international corporate dealings/illuminati are all apart of it but so are trade agreements and treaties and good old fashioned war. Loki becoming Mr. World is a jibe at the Old God's having to adapt; If Loki, the consummate outsider can change into the new God of Status quo then what the fuck is your problem? (It's also a layered joke, if the God of lies is the God of Globalism maybe that should be a hint the whole thing is bullshit?)

There are even multiple Jesuses(Jesi?) in the show.

You are retarded
No, i'm just pointing out "white" is a retarded term especially in the way anglos used it, it's created out of racial based slavery and not identity.
Semites are caucasoids

>Semites are caucasoids
Yes, but these ones baked in the warmer climates for far longer than Asian and non-South European Caucasoids so they have natural darker shades due to genetic adaption.

Of course, at the end, for the over 7000 years the population of north africa has mostly caucasian with really minor contributions from Congoids.

based sweeney is the only good thing about this show

watching den of thieves with based sweeney in it. Pretty good

satan was the deceiver of men and lies

The series literally tells you that gods are born by the belief of people,slow-chan

Is the latest episode worth watching? After the last 2 episodes being mostly pathetic dindus kvetching about muh Jim Crow etc I gave up on it.

I'm more annoyed than I should be they retconned Mad Sweeney into Lugh himself instead of just a regular ole Irish king. Probably because despite that, 7 was easily the best episode in this dumpster fire of a season.

sweeny is the best part of the show imo

>Because Egypt is literally in Africa
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But even mad sweeney didn't turn into the lucky charms leprechaun.

So there are two possible explanations. The showrunners think Egyptians were black since that is the PC Western belief right now or they aren't the original Gods of Egypt like Wednesday isn't the original Odin in the book.

leper khans arent gods same way as faries and nomes

This. Everyone else either has a shit character or plot, Sweeney works because the man fucking owns the role and because life shitting on him makes how he used to be a god-king more poignant.

On that subject, Wednesday is turning into a caricatured old saturday morning cartoon villain. The book had the decency to only reveal how scummy he really was at the end, the way they're jumping the gun now means the payoff about how desperate he is for worship won't work unless they radically rewrite the ending

Ancient Egyptians were Caucasoids. They were not "white" in the murky, muddled /pol/lack modern definition but they were certainly not Negroid from a skull perspective, nor were they ethnically European per sé. They were Semitic and resembled olive-skinned Mediterraneans, but were not European by either ethnic nor geographic standards.

They sure as shit weren't sub-Saharan black though; like most North Africans and Semites, they were olive- or dark-skinned Caucasoids.

>gallic
>gaelic
:'^)

If you watched the show then you would realize Mad Sweeney was originally a god king.

Considering how they changed the assassination, there's no way they are not radically rewriting the ending.
A lot of Worlds actions also don't make much sense when you think about the books ending.

Been a while since I read the book, did Sweeney die there too and in the same way?

>they aren't the original Gods of Egypt like Wednesday isn't the original Odin in the book.
Who is he then?

american odin lol

they were in constant war with nubian tribes which were the niggers of africa.the niggers wanted the pyramids n sheit like they wanted detroit

A fragment that immigrants brought with them.

he was introduced as a leperchaun but hinted as being some sort of demigod which isnt a true god

>american education

So he was never really worshipped except that one time with the vikings then? They were what, 40 and stood there for 5 days?

hes right because if you watched the first season they show different jesus christ at the easter bunnys house and not to spoil the novel but hes not the real odin

This show went to shit so damn fast

In the last episode, season 2 episode 7, they established his origins as a god king.

remember the vickings came back to the americas plus immigrants from nordic lands

no shit but not in the first season

In the last episode they suggested Wednesday was a God from the Old World Mad Sweeney killed. At some point he was reborn.

I am not a history buff but I believe at one point the vikings did invade ireland.

Every time American school kids learned about Odin, or some boomer thought "Odin, now that was a God," they worshiped American Odin (a little bit.)

That's nice but irrelevant since we are on the second season now.

wow your stupid

we named some of our days after them idiot

How did the book end and what's World's goal?

Aerious question, how do you filter out all the forced sjw shit in this show and manage to watch it?
I find it unbearable and I'm not even a /pol/tard.

mr world is loki and hes in cahoots with odin and moon nigger finds out plus hes odins son so he tells them to fuck off so they vanish. later on moon nigger is in norway or whereever and he meets another version of odin. his dad was american odin

The point being Mad Sweeney is a being of pure belief but his appearance didn't change with changing belief in regards to him.

You really wanna know that spoiler?
Be warned!

World is Loki. He and Odin were working together the whole time. Something like making all those other gods kill each other in a grand battle in the name of Odin, just to power him up.

I never really got the big deal about spoilers desu
I guess that's a little underwhelming but maybe it'll be brought out better. What does Loki has to gain from this and why are the new gods unable to tell World is a fraud? Besides does it mean there's only 2 of them?

4 days out of our 7 day week are named after Germanic pagan gods:

>Tuesday = Tyr
>Wednesday = Wodan = Odin
>Thursday = Thor
>Friday = Frigga (or Freya)

Saturday is named after the Roman equivalent if the Greek Titan Cronos (Saturn). Monday and Sunday are named after the Moon and Sun.

I was gonna watch this show, since I liked the novel so much, but I don't watch anything that has negroes in a lead role.

>why are the new gods unable to tell World is a fraud?
LOKI
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the title of the book says it all AMERICAN GODS we create gods every day since were looked at as being obsessive

Because they are basing it off the real ancient Egyptians not Arab and Berber invaders.

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i didnt say all of them just some of them dummy

Wtf, for real?

Horus finds Easter and convinces her to bring Shadow back to life. Shadow realizes Mr. World is actually Low Key (Loki) Lyesmith and that Odin and Loki have been working a "two-man con". They orchestrated Shadow's birth, his meeting of Loki in disguise in prison, and Laura's death. Loki had arranged for Odin's murder so that the battle between the New and Old Gods would serve as a sacrifice to Odin, restoring his power, while Loki would feed on the chaos of the battle.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gods

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>wh*toids still deny history
youtu.be/vLXOkZtAkPw

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PRAISE THE ANCESTORS

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I was just elucidating your point, bro.

Yeah. All of the months are based off of Roman gods or emperors in Latin.

>they've literalyl spend three episodes with secondary characters sitting around discussing the state of black america

And that entire point can't be taken seriously because only Nancy is a god relevant for US black and it only show still can't into geography and history.

Egyptian god have nothing to do with US blacks because first, ancient egyptian were closer toward middle east than sub-sahara africa and two, US blacks came from West coast Africa (Ivory Coast, Malia, Ghana, LIberia, Togo, etc...) at the complete opposite opposite of Egypt.

Queen Sebba has two origin according to different legend one from the Horn of Africa (East Africa) the other in Yemen. Even with the African origin it doesn't make sense for her to talk about US black.

Just a reminder that this guy is going to be the Master Chief in the HALO tv series.

At least he's big enough for the role.

>you´ll never be the emperor of rome just cassually trolling the human race by making up a new month for you but not actually rename the old one therefor displacing the months named after being the seventh and eigth totaly nonsensical for all time
did someone ever top this? it´s baffelingy cheeky

i thought master chief was a robot

No, he's Jewish like everyone will be in the future. That's why they got this guy for the role.

but they showed up for the non-black egyptian

nancy is a troll so he really doesnt give a fuck about blacks

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Mad Sweeney is Lugh, father of Setanta (CuChulainn).

Having a tv show on Irish Mythology would be great.

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He's a cyborg when integrated with the MJOLNIR armor. Outside of the armor he's still 6.5 feet and 300 lbs of pure muscle and hyper-dense bone.

Yes it does. You showed you dont know shit and should open a fucking book and stfu.

Actually he proved you wrong

>Old gods = good
>new gods = bad
What did Neil Gaiman mean by this?

still niggers

nigga syria is in africa, it's not a damn country and not ever african is a sub-saharan monkeyman

hello obama
youtube.com/watch?v=KsOwVWSfhxI&lc=z12rwpyposfnx1y0d23iy1cq3uu2cd3lc.1536582319393957

Now it's like you think random youtube videos prove something.

that you're an idiot. the last episode sweeney literally tells shadow that the gods aren't heroes, wednesday is full of shit and he should fuck off for his own good.

That's racist, they're just black nationalists they don't feel superior to anyone

>nigga syria is in africa
Fucking Americans.

I'm not the most knowlegdeable about irish mythology, but that dowsn't line up with actual mythology right?

Did they merge these dudes in the book or is this a show thing?

The books literally call them colored. A point is made that theyre black to those who want them to be and not to those who don't care or believe otherwise. Shadow says he's seen white guys with good tans look like them and he's seen black guys look like them.

And they're not the original gods of egypt like Wenesday is an Americanized Odin

It has been already said, they are the American version of the original gods.

The book handles this in its own way. There are some old gods like Money, Drugs, etc, who are very powerful so they don't give a fuck about the so called war, there are also many gods of this kind. Of course in USA you also have the many different versions of Jesus who are also very powerful (they even state how the one in the Middle East is not doing so well). There are also the old and new gods who seem to grasp was going on, so they don't want to take part of it.

Mr. World is Loki, who is also the guy Shadow meets while on prison Him and Odin were planning this war as a way of using the deaths of many old and new gods as sacrifices With this they will power themselves up or some shit and avoid dying This all begins with Odin sacrificing his own son, Baldr, aka, Shadow, making him hang himself on the World Tree like his father, Shadow stays 9 days hanging each day meeting a new god who comes by to "I told you so" He gets free and goes to stop shit from happening

In the book they also meet being created from folklore, who seem to align more with the old gods than the new ones. But of course, in the show they showed Columbia and how she went with the new gods.