Owl house

>girl calls Lux “cutie”
>Luz blushes
>Luz-Amity relationship is similar to Dipper-Pacifica
>Amity’s hideout is literally behind the romance section (a metaphor for gays hiding in the closet)
Yeah, I’m thinking this show just isn’t for me

who is the top between luz and amity? there are tops right?

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Luz's nervous freak is fine. Keep going, dude.

they alternate depending on the day of the week

Should be an F for flat

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Are people going to rate all episodes this season based on 'Amity screentime'?

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Wack

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I don’t care if the characters are gay or straight. What I care about is if the personalities compliment each other well
And Luz and Amity definitely fit together

Precious child, I will protect you with my life.

We sharing our edits from last time?

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That show refusal to have antagonists is fucking boring, espeically with an autist like luz that has no reason to ever be sympathetic, to neither characters nor the audience. It's just Steven universe, but generic looking.

>Luz has stated her intention of wanting to get along with Amity
>Amity continues to be a bitch to Willow.
>Amity thinks Luz is a bully
Amity says Luz embarasses Amity every time she shows up, but its always in response to her bullying Willow. Self awareness please

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Willow likes it. She doesn't mind.

>body swap ep
>body swap episode
Wait, there is a confirmed upcoming bodyswap episode?

>ruining a character in 5 episodes

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yes, in a teaser trailer for future episodes Eda explicitly exclaims "Bodyswap!"

Yeah. Something about a bet gone awry.
Luz > Eda
Eda > King
King > Luz

Emperor Bellows would like to have a word with you

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you think if one of her diary entries had been her lusting over someone or a fictional character and she had been masturbating while writing or implied it in her writing her apparition would've been fingering herself for Luz to see?

>Implying Gus isn't the best character in every show they're in

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Tell him I'm on my break

That's like, the worst possible opinion.

Mittens is adorable. I just wanna cut her open and analyze her bile sac until I can artificially represent the effects of magical bile

That's just Helga

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Yawgmoth, is that you?

It’s the only reasonable unit of measurement

Nah don't be making excuses for the popular girl. She's still a shit magic elitist snob.

Luz > Amity

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I hope this isn’t the only time we see Amity’s siblings. I hope the whole Blight family are that sexy.

You mean the faceless overseer that doesn't really have a presence outside of one episode.

you'd be wrong

I gotta feeling she's gonna be a halfbreed of some kind. Given the brown hair roots paired to her siblings all green

She's a Slitherin type shit.

Could also partially explain her relationship with Willow.

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>those Photoshop gradient backgrounds
Oof

Just watched all the recent episodes. The best ones were definitely the ones with Eda turning into a demon, and The convention one where The fought her sister.

yeah I'm guessing she's a half sister or something and is not treated as well so she tryhards

The twins look down on her because she doesn’t keep the bloodline pure like they do.

>The Habsburgs didn't die out. They just moved to another dimension

>they use magic to avoid deformities

inb4 they're only mean to Amity because Mom and Dad love her the best or some other reason like that.

Am I the only one who thinks the female twin WASN’T that hot?
I’m a straight male, but I could still tell that the male twin was objectively hot. The female one just wasn’t.

>There’s a Gus centric episode and that may turn out to be the worst of this season.
Why the hate? Gus is very cute and entertaining character. Were the previews bad?

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The next episode is going to be body swap, yes.

>realize this episode revealed you could create 3d interactable entertainment as long as the book you write/draw in is open. You could totally make "Eda the babyfucker" a real thing. Best thing is none of its real so there's no consequences to answer to.

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So if Luz is a mudblood Ron, and Amity could be a halfblood Hermione, who's going to be the pureblood Harry?

based clarence alumnus picking up the slack

user, are you saying you wanted to see Eda fuck those batbabies?

Imagine calling her mom by mistake

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it's not that different from VR or your imagination

What's wrong with her waist?

Both were a bit plain, but I like dudes and I found the female more attractive, especially in her casual outfit. It's the scorpion-style ponytail that does it mainly.

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I want to see Eda fuck all kinds of babies, yes.

with detachable dick. that way both methods can be achieved.

I feel like the best episodes are the ones focused on the magic.

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Plz no bully

King.
I think that king of Demons is going to come back at the end. King will get a super form and go crazy become a villain for another season.

So are humans rare or something? Because no one seems to ever be freaked out that Luz is gonna be

This image makes Edric look playful and Emira domineering.

So how does the Azura series exist on both Earth and the Boiling Isles?

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time to shill my theory that Azura is a real person and the final villain of the series

the author is from the boiling isles

Actually no, because they’re the same sex.
Homo couples are objectively inferior to hetero couples, unless they’re both flaming

>Homo couples are objectively inferior to hetero couples
take a look at this retard

Do you think of Eda had a cock it would detachable like the rest of her body parts?

No. Eda follows skeleton rules. She comes apart at the joints only.

dick bone

It’s a fact. Nature is built on hetero. Homos will ALWAYS feel less natural

I reject nature.

>Ruining
More like improving. Stuck up bitch is an over used trope an baby's first waifu tier trash. I'm glad they took a different direction with amity.

very cute episode

Maybe Amity saw Eda selling the books in the past and bought some?

bitch with a good side and shit family is just as big of a trope, and we all saw it coming. What ruined it was how fast it came, we barely got to know her or her family, then all of a sudden, family of jerks show up, Amity herath of gold all of a sudden, then they tried to makes us feel bad for her before going to the redemption and Amity turning a new leaf. That was just a bunch check boxes being powered through, they did the Pacifica thing all in 1 episode

based

Do we have a mega?

Is there a place where I can find all the episodes so far?

check the mega thread

it isn't skinny enough

I hope they don't swap the voices. Hearing VAs pretend to be each other is always great.

Hot damn! I didn't even see the mega thread. Thanks buddy.

It's in the mega thread.

Is it weird to like just about every character the show has at this point, but still not like Luz?

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Why does the art style remind me of a more simplistic version of the thundercats reboot

... I don't know how to answer that buddy.

Based on the clip, it seems to be a case of the voice going with the soul or whatever.

Wasnt meant to be a mention for you specifically was meant to be general for the thread

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She is kinda slow.

We need more Eda ASAP!

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>Cards! The paper rectangles old people think are fun!
I find it very easy to believe that Luz has seen adults playing bridge or cribbage and found that boring. I find it hard to believe she's never played Magic:The Gathering

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Is that another way to say 'does the carpet match the drapes' because either Luz is misusing the term or Amity is misunderstanding it, unless that's the point.

I always thought gambling was cool when I was a kid. It's actually how I learn to talk Spanish, so I could talk to my grandpa. He was always playing cards when I visited.

That's an understatement. She's not just kinda slow, she has full blown autism. Amity just doesn't know it because witches don't know what autism is.

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I believe the intent is that Luz is purposefully misusing it as innuendo.

What type of deck do you think she plays? Maybe Izzet something?

I guess that's why Luz gets taken advantage of a lot.

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Of all the characters, Eda and King are really the only ones I like that much.
Even Amity is just discount Pacifica
I honestly don’t even care if Luz is lesbian

Say no more, friend

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this cinnamon roll must be protected from all negative influences and thirsty old women.

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it can be both

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Yes

Luz is for Eda only.

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she should stay with me
I can better protect her that way.

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Is this show just the new Star Vs? Loreshit cartoon that starts out light-hearted and then becomes super serious and does it badly? Should I even bother?

Both

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d-don't forget about us, Luz!

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>2020
>monogamy

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according to my research the black one is gay

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Watch whatever the fuck you like.
If you don’t like lore, you should just avoid anything by Disney

This is one of those fan arts that actually makes me sick. This pic is just disgusting. Shame on you

It's not that I dislike lore or anything per say, just that a lot of the beats surrounding the show (like heavy shilling as the new Gravty Falls and Yea Forums's mixed reception on it) feel eerily similar to how Star Vs. started out, and I don't want to get burned by another show that uses lore as a crutch for bad storytelling

I'm just here for the waifu bait.

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>Luz copping a feel of Eda's fluff
>Dee and Dum just stare at the two wondering if it's common for students to be that intimate with their teachers.

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Must be horrible having sociopathic twin older siblings

I hope Gus' episode is good, or i'll be sad with how much hate he'll get in the threads.

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goddamn the way Dana draws Eda is so fucking sexy. I hope Dana has a fuckton of fanservice for her in the show

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very rapey
me too

is Owl House a harem anime

Anyone else picked up on a lesbian vib Luz got when Emira Blight called her cutie pie

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Hey guys, I figured out how to fix Luz as a character with only one simple change.
mega.nz/#!Ia4w3QaS!5fUB1JSnA04ZYoMnOEYUI-lDJ5emsN2AJntWGfPxrSM

Is there any Eda x Grunkle Stan art yet

Looks like Gus isnt the only one with a human fetish

Luz + Amity

I got you senpai.

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>sure, I'll show you how human babies are made, Gus. yeah, we can stream it.

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I kek'd

What are their names again?

oak and grug

Willow and Gus, they're easy to forget and Amity just stole their relevance with the latest episode.

>lesbian
user...

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Only Gus is irelevant. They can still keep Willow around to make the tentacles.

Thays pretty wholesome desu UWU

Shhhh. Eda is sleepy, She's a sleepy little owl.

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>HOOT HOOT HEY EDA WATCHA DREAMING ABOUT?

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Luz would be more into Yugioh.

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Neat

Based.

Playing card games by yourself isn't very fun.

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God, I wish that were me.

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Sleepy Eda should be cuddling sleepy Luz

What are they going to do to poor Luz?

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Shut the fuck up hooty!

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She's bi

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...

I could see Eda doing this to Luz when she's being annoying.

This rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3529365

There’s only show her blushing over a girl, so she’s not bi

>ywn have a cute weirdo brown human to use as a fuck matress for your incest session while your youngest sibling watches from a a doorway in disgust and jealousy.

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Whatever they do, I hope they'll invite Amity like good siblings

She'll blush and huff off in disgust, only to return to peep on them.

She blushed when both the girl and the boy winked at her

No wonder why she's so grumpy. Imagine getting not getting any sleep because of the nightly scheduled thunderous sound of twincest

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It's not like she isn't welcome to slide in between them but she's such a prude

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she's shy

No ice. Also checked.

HOOTED.COM

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Yes, do go on. This is relevant to my interests.

Hooty gang. Hooty rise up

Yes
The Hooty must retaliooty

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>both hands on desk, no shlick sounds
Laaame.

I'm more interested in what Amity really thinks Eda and Luz do at the owl house.

I predict in the future that an episode title is going to be "Hooty Hears a Hoo".

I bet she thinks that Eda must be some freak that'll make Lilith look tame. Little does she know, Lilith's three weirder one.

She's in shock having realized that moms generally don't fuck their kids.

Predatory Teen Reluctant Adult

>both are well accomplished and uptight with troublemaking sibling(s)
They seem to be setting up some deliberate parallels.

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> DMY dating

disgusting

Well, Luz has been shown to be able to manipulate Eda in the Owl bear episode...so far, I think Eda's relatively honest with Luz, surprisingly.

We don’t know that they don’t have 19 months on the Boiling Isles.
Also, YMD is the best system but DMY is still infinitely better than MDY, that shit’s just retarded.

This is pretty tame, relatively to what the internet can bring. I wish I still would have been capable of considering that to be one of the worst things I saw.

hell yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=vyIa88HytjU

whos the guy in charge of the worlds cartoons that keeps mandating 'two insanely dull friends" for all the main characters in the world.

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Suits are probably convinced that a show must need them to help make something grounded.

>that shit’s just retarded
>placing the least significant digit to the left of most significant digit is less retarded
Nigga no one counts like 99 (ninety-nine), 001 (one hundred), 011 (one hundred-one), 021 (one hundred two)

YMD is most superior, but MDY is at least on par because both keep MD in order; drop the year and both are literally the same. DMY is backwards no matter what element you drop.

Optimism gone

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I think the worse part of all the Two Best Friends side characters is they have all the flavor of plain oatmeal and all the substance of wet paper.

Just once i want to see a character have friends that got some spice in them. Some fire in their belly. A spine in their backs.

Boy, as if the bedroom wasn't spicy enough.

So are we waiting for the season to end for someone to make a version of this youtube.com/watch?v=W5PVaRyYZhQ or what?

>Nigga no one counts like 99 (ninety-nine), 001 (one hundred), 011 (one hundred-one), 021 (one hundred two)
Glad you agree, because that’s MDY. It’s about accounting for scale. If we go by your sequence of ninety-nine, one hundred, one hundred one & one hundred two they would be as follow

YMD
99, 100, 101, 102

MDY
909, 001, 011, 021

DMY
990, 001, 101, 201

DMY might be ass backwards but at least it isn’t needlessly fucking with the correct order. MDY is literally the same as having a digital clock that orders time by minute > second > hour, nobody would want that.

Rather than look up old spell sigils while she was at the library she instead makes trouble and gets tossed out. How retarded is she?

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>Mittens is Amity’s pet name in the bedroom
>Monkey is Luz’s
It’s perfect

Anyone else can't take Amity's nickname "Mittens" seriously because they keep being reminded of Mitt Romney?

Great, now I want Luz to compare her to him.

>We don’t know that they don’t have 19 months on the Boiling Isles.
I'll give you that. But that just emphasizes the superiority of any system that places Month before Day.

I-I mean, it's not because Best Girl uses it. It's just a coincidence.

Unless she WAS using DMY. Then she's Worst Girl as that can't be forgiven.

...

>Some fire in their belly. A spine in their backs.
I mean, Plant Witch Girl is only interesting because of her relationship to Amity, that's it. All of her actions are reactions to Amity.

And Gus exists only to react to Plant Witch Girl. Doubly useless.

MEGA? anyone plz

Oki doki, so I got a warning for my story, I goofed hard, so no more updates on here I guess, I’ll be moving it to archeive if our own and Fanfiction, hope to see you there as it carries on

> DMY counting backwards is less retarded

Actually my example was supposed to be more like:

> YMD:
* 100,000,000 (one hundred million)
* 100,000,001 (...and one)
* 100,000,002 (...and two)

> MDY:
* 000,000,100
* 000,001,100
* 000,002,100

> DMY
> 000,000,100
> 001,000,100
> 002,000,100

But here's the rub: at least with MDY, it's the same as YMD if you drop the largest digits, as that's implied. Comparitively it'd become:

> YMD:
* 000,000 (one hundred million, assumed)
* 000,001 (...and one)
* 000,002 (...and two)

> MDY:
* 000,000
* 000,001
* 000,002

> DMY
> 000,000
> 001,000
> 002,000

Even in YOUR DMY example, numbers like 121 (one hundred twenty one) will ALWAYS be before 201 (one hundred-two) in numerical orders. But at least in YOUR MDY example, 001 010 021 at least remain in order, and ALL of them will remain in order between 001 (one hundred) and 991 (one-hundred ninety-nine).

I won't deny MDY is somewhat out of order for any date outside of a calendar year, which is why YMD is best... but DMY is NEVER in order. SOME practical order is better than NO practical order.

Ctrl + F: Mega
Easy as that fellas.

> doesn't know how to search the co/archive

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the dates don't mean jack shit, unfortunately.
The one with "I saw the human girl again" had it on pages 6/4 and 7/4, that would imply that the first number is days, or entry# or pages#
but the one about her siblings is on pages 2/19 and 2/20, which would imply the second number is the day/page/entry
meaning either the artists fucked up during that sequence(which means we can't use any of the dates to calculate anything), or they were just pulling numbers out of their ass

Sent you a pm :)

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you DO realize it's not one big number, but three separate numbers, right?

Thus it's more like

> DMY
> 029 | 001 | 100
> 030 | 001 | 100
> 001 | 002 | 100

ok i get it

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>the dates don't mean jack shit, unfortunately.
>or they were just pulling numbers out of their ass
...before I begin expending the brain cells to analyze this

I think you might be right about them just pulling numbers out of their ass. None of it makes any sense.

Unless, all entries are MM/DD dates, and thus:

> 2/19 & 2/20, which happened before...
> 6/4, which is one month before
> 7/4, because it's obvious she doesn't write in it as often as she wants
> while 19/12 is either because there ARE 19 months in a Boiling Isles year, or it's DD/MM this time because it was backwards day or something.

next panel should’ve been Lilith going “say it again”

>you DO realize it's not one big number, but three separate numbers, right?
YMD treats it as if it was one big number, which thus keeps all dates in numerical order.

> 2020-02-28
> 2020-02-29
> 2020-03-01

Might as well be

> 20,200,228
> 20,200,229
> 20,200,301

Because in both cases, all dates from every year will remain in order.

So, again, at least MDY keeps this numerical order throughout a calendar year, while DMY never does.

>if you drop the largest digits
All that’s really saying is “if you ignore the part of the system that’s fucked, the system becomes less fucked”

> ALL of them will remain in order between 001 (one hundred) and 991 (one-hundred ninety-nine).
Which is fine until you get into the 200s and it all numerically goes to complete shit. DMY would at least retain the scale order of actual numbers so that they’d be easily readable (just backwards), MDY numbers are impractical to read (as you attested to in your error, you even put “001 010 021“ in that post which is one-hundred, one & one-hundred two, which I don’t think you intended) because medium>minimum>maximum ordering just isn’t logical.
DMY is wrong but it’s at least consistently wrong and can be followed, MDY is just a mess.

>which thus keeps all dates in numerical order.
>> 2020-02-28
>> 2020-02-29
>> 2020-03-01
>Might as well be
>> 20,200,228
>> 20,200,229
>> 20,200,301

The best bit is that you can continue it down to the second, so;

2020-03-01 01:02:03
2020-03-01 01:02:04
2020-03-01 01:02:05

> 20,200,301,010,203
> 20,200,301,010,204
> 20,200,301,010,205

>YMD treats it as if it was one big number
no it doesn't, it just so happens to look like it.

not to mention MDY makes it even more horrible if it were one number

01-29-20
01-30-20
02-01-20
how is that any better?
>eeh, if we just ignore the year, then it makes sense!
What great logic to justify a broken system.

>user learns that he is gay

You’re gonna get dogpiled by both of us if you start arguing against YMD, son.

i wonder if the boiling isles has encyclopspedia dramatica

probably the article about amity was written be her older siblings

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It's canon travelling between two worlds are possible since the very first episode. It's just that not whole lot of people from boiling isles are interested in earth. Earth on the other hand, lacks magic(or technology) to travel to boiling isles.

>>eeh, if we just ignore the year, then it makes sense!
>What great logic to justify a broken system.

> DMY makes sense if we just count backwards!
But that's perfectly logical?

Seriously, just stop while you're ahead. ...not that you ever were. So just stop.

Actually you should search for "mega." that's mega and a "dot". If you search just for "mega" you have to skip through posts asking for mega.

>Eda being a mommy

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>But that's perfectly logical?
No, it’s imperfectly logical.
As opposed to MDY which is just illogical.

It’s the difference between sdrawkcab gnipyt and gniscrambli dswor

I know she's a busy doctor and all but has Luz's mum not questioned where her daughter has been going these past few weeks?

Doesn't time roll in different speeds or was that some nonsense I picked from some greentext fanfic in earlier threads?

We're not counting backwards you idiot, it's THREE different numbers!
When the first number loops, the second one increase. When the second number loops, the third one increases. It's perfectly forward you complete retard. It's not one number!

>if you start arguing against YMD
but i didn't do that. I was just against MDY (and possibly YDM)

It was just some nonsense you picked up. Actually the first episode made it imply that the time moves simultaneously considering:

they can still write to each other via text message on her phone. Apparently this summer camp doesn't check if everyone arrived at the camp, thus for all she knows, since Luz was lying, she is at the camp

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Needs Amity fuming in the corner.

>It’s the difference between sdrawkcab gnipyt and gniscrambli dswor
Actually MDY would be like Yoda speech while DMY would be sdrawkcab gnipyt. Take your pick on which is better or worse.

>you idiot
>you complete retard
"When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser." — user, 2008

Good, now replace Luz with Amity

>"When the debate is lost, just focus on the insults instead of actually replying to the arguments"

Based

>conflating spelling with word order
C’mon user, you know those are two different things

oh she's in there, don't you see the massive fucking L

>C’mon user, you know those are two different things
Not really given that all these date orders are about the order of distinct chunks of ordered units. Honestly I'm not the one who suggested any system was like writing words using out-of-ordered letters.

In any case, at this point it's 3am and I can't tell who's arguing what anymore without spending more braincells than I care to spend when I could be killing them with alcohol.

I don't get the stupid joke. What does L mean? Is it some kind of Death Note reference?

>care to spend when I could be killing them with alcohol.
That said, I'm sure we could agree that:

* YMD is best system
* DMY and MDY are out of order in a strange and needless way when everyone could just be using YMD. Which is best is just a matter of what out-of-order bullshit you want to deal with.

It's zoomie shit. He's implying amity is taking the L(Lose).

Some stupid zoomies thought it would be revolutionary to shorten loser to just L.

At least Luz has to deal with one older figure that sexually exploits her, Amity at least has three, likely more.

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>* YMD is best system
>* DMY and MDY are out of order in a strange and needless way when everyone could just be using YMD. Which is best is just a matter of what out-of-order bullshit you want to deal with

Yeah, that’s fair. Sweet dreams, user.

>zoomie
Congratulations on showing that you are an actual boomer because the use of L for "lose" or "loser" has been around since early 90s.

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Bullshit, I'm a zoomer and I never heard of it like that aside from that one Smashmouth song.

>tfw zoomers in denial are accidentally revealing themselves by thinking that they invented a 30 year old term.

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It lost it's popularity till zoomies picked it back up from Fortnite. Just like flossing.

More Eda please.

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Based Relatedguy.

no, only Amity

I love this trashy weirdo.

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What? Are you gay?

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high-functioning asperger

Hey Luz where do you think you’re going

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So why does King exist again

For snuggles.

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there's nothing high functioning about her.

To be a weaker shit than Luz so she can almost look competent.

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She has to have autism.

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Someone requested this last thread. Use it for future situations.

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alrighty, the the shtific is on fanfiction now and I'll slowly be adding as the day goes on. Still open to advice and all that jazz on there. no more pastebin links here hope this appeases the mods and we can get back on track talking about how great Amity is.

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>lesbians
>tops and bottoms
please go back to your yaoi fujoshit

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not sure if her ignorance of people's feeling is autism, or just incredibly high attention deficit. the story makes a point to showcase how easily she change her mind jumping from things to things just saying one liners like "rain!". An autist wouldn't jump in other's social life with so much eagerness imo.

fanfic about what?

meant for

Witch of the Scroll, or the fluffy Luzamity BDSM one?

the fluffy one. Is that how people are desribing it? yeah that sounds about right I guess

what if it was witch of the scroll?

have you come to terms with it being an AU and breaking chains with canon if it hampers your plot?

i guess maybe a little, because i already have my plot set up but so far the show hasn't done anything that would make it so my fanfic can't align with canon. unless by the end of the season its revealed that the emperor can't use magic or something then everything is fucked.

youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

Motherly in her cursed form.Predatory in her witch form

So that in the final battle Eda unleashes his true form

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what did she mean by this?

witchcraft is transmited by bite

wrong, magic is transmited by dance

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>Emperor Bellows is just Jareth

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What a shit taste in editing you have

>Mittens

Amity is Mitt Romney?

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The twins are Trumpsters, they're bitter about her voting to impeach him.

Is Luz autistic?

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yes, gay for Amity

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She’s not, autistic is a “condition” people like to label others so they can “help” the person

More so than Kipo, less so than Reggie

>Reggie
I've not seen that show, how bad she be?

so when they eventually go back to earth, will it be Luz and Eda and the episode is tricking Luz's mom into think Eda's a camp counselor or Luz and Amity and the episode is Amity being fish out of water in the human world

boy

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she picks off scabs and collects them in a scrapbook

She thicc

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>shadman

Miko thiccer

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Most “are they autistic?” Questions are aimed at characters who are just naive and nerdy, like Luz.
Reggie is more like an actual autistic kid, she’s obsessed with having things the way she wants them and can’t seem to comprehend other people’s points of view, she’s immature for her age and seems to have no concept of self-awareness in public, she’s terribly at communicating her emotions and either lashes out or runs away rather than dealing with them and she’s addicted to escapism to the degree that she repeatedly puts it above the real relationships with the people around her.
She’s not necessarily somebody you’d want to be around but she’s incredibly well and consistently written and it’s interesting to see how the show is built around tackling her shortcomings.
Shame that it got cancelled because the showrunner’s a pedo

Is there a word for twincest, but when it's a threesome with another sibling?

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Anne dabing on cherry faced Amity when?

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Cope harder sticc

Meh

Same

That's just an overweight gamer girl on a Cheetos diet, who will be morbidly obese at 20.
On the other hand Luz is a hyperactive tomboy who is tight in all the right places.

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What a waste of trips.

>Is there a word for twincest, but when it's a threesome with another sibling?
Hot as fuck?

>hyperactive tomboy
She’s a book nerd

>Luz is thicc
>N-no! She's a t-tight tomboy!
Imagine having to shift your goals like that.

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That thing looks ugly

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Luz is made to be bullied by thiccer girls.

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>Luz and Miko are both 14
It's like they knew and designed Luz to be sticc womanlet.

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Your waifu looks like a jap in a 1945 propaganda

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No. The Owl Curse is spread through bodily fluids and Momma Eda wants an owelet of her own.

Miko is 13, and canonically is as flat as a board.

Anne fags lost. Deal with it.

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i'm a MTG casual so your guess is better than mine.

Jeezus Stan

>Everyone thinks there are only two generations

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some real cute shit, you the artist?

God I love her so much. She's so perfect. Also witch ears are basically second pussies for them. If you grab them, they cum uncontrollably.

>Shut the fuck up hooty!
I read this in Master Shake's voice

Hey willow... LICK MY TITS YOU FAT FUCK

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Imagine the smell.

of who? those anime girls or Luz & Amity?

No, Amitys brother and sister

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This show is for trannies

centinel303 on twitter

The anime girl with her leg up and exposed.

His artstyle is quite easy to recognize.

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>"every time you come near me, I get in trouble."

Does she get her cute loli butt spanked for trouble that Lulz causes her?
Do her older siblings tease Mittens because she's the baby who still gets spankings when she gets in trouble?

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She's safe now.

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>Do her older siblings tease Mittens because she's the baby who still gets spankings when she gets in trouble?
That seems unfair when they’re the ones spanking her

Bubble Buddies!

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incorect, they should be sharing the same suit

she is reminded of her unrequited love for the cute brown tomboy latina

Based.
Luz and Amity stuck together inside a school locker fanart when?

No bubble buddies for amity!

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Imagine if it came out Luz was molested by her mom and the reason she’s acting out is because of it

one more to the harem

A daring synthesis.

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beautiful and comfy
imagine how warm and sweaty it is in there

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Hot

I think they can fit one more.

why would you want King in there? gross

Remember when Luz got banished to the Shadow Realm for losing against Amity?

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Is that what Amity calls her bed?

>THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE CAAAAAARRR-

Is this why she isn't spending time with eda

because he's adorable.

>Three people in one suit
>King is in there too
Imagine how bad it would smell.

Depends on how it evolves. Sometimes the twist is actually just the crux of some bigger problem.

>I think they can fit one more.
Obviously not Fatwitch.

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>warm and sweaty in there
They'll have to strip down to their panties and training bras. To stay cool.

King is just the right size.

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Call of Hooty

She looks like she farts hard in her suit.

Amity makes me so giddy I had to pause the episode.

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Willow is pretty nice. You could have taken Gus out of Hootys Moving Hassle and nothing would be changed (save for the moon spell needing 3 ppl) . I think the episode would have been stronger had it focused on the relationship between Willow and Luz

Somehow, I'd imagine she's the kinda woman to walk in and close the door behind her.

That’s how it feels

Man, imagine if Luz got a bad end on the operating table.

>obligatory twincest joke
They just radiate depravity

Until somebody reconnects her air hose to a sewage line.

Poor girl is going to get a eye bleed.

>natural
>watching two dimensional moving pictures about a magic world of witches
You don't need to bs a reason to like straight shit if that's what gets you going

Amen. Shes not neatly fitting in any common tropes and its refreshing. She sees Luz as the bully but bullies Willow herself but also used to be her friend.

She doesn't have friends to play with

Theres no draw thread so I'll post this here

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Need a better cap of Mittens' pink lunch bag.

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People did not like Pony Head

I'll love to see the two of them scamming the whole city.

Or you know, actually looking her age.

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Her left arm bothers me.

Same. I thought it was broken at first, but it looks like they just drew it too long.

What's going on, is this FMA reference?

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is it agreed that no on likes my owlhouse fanfic? when I was still looking for beta readers I had someone call me an ESL and someone nope out after the first paragraph. i dont know if anyone actually read it through.

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What was it about?

Well, it's not technically cancelled. It's more correct to say it's in a sort of limbo.

I recall proofreading the first chapter of some user's "sTOWY Time". Yea Forums is great if you're brainstorming shit, but it feels like an awkward system for proofreading/getting beta readers.

I advise Discord for that. Not much better, but still.

a 19 year old luz. i took a couple ideas from the thread plus a couple of my own on what endgame luz would look like and made it into a story. the story's first chapter is finished now, though.

It's a berserk reference. Amity would sacrifice her friends to be a powerful witch.

What relationship? They barely ever share room.

if it was about Luz going to Amity's house, then that would be mine, I had 2 people proof read the first chapter.

They're poor's man Fred&George

Yeah, I was the user that gave you that second "hoot hoot proofread" one.

Emira is so cute though. I want to hang out with her so badly.

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Here Luz choose a shirt

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So do the twins gangrape Amity at home?

post this, reddit.

yea

yeah thanks again for that, I went with that version for my fic, those extra lines you added were a nice touch

Is Lilith grooming Amity? Are she and Eda having a contest to see who's cunny will be their toy first?

Luz definitely needs to get the girl to be her big sis and teach her all the things so Luz will be ready for Amity.

Bro that's a drawf. Can't be more than 5 feet at her peak. Might as well give her an axe and have Miko start in the next LTR movie.

They call her mittens because she's the best at handjobs

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>Mom Emira made me lick her pussy!
>Mom Mittens is lying we all know girl on girl is forbidden in the boiling isles
>Yh Mittens how could you say something so mean :(? ;P
>Amity I will not accept such outrageous lies about your daughter
>But mom smell my fa-
>Enough go to your room right now and think about what you have done
>Nice one Mittens
>Yh Mittens now run alone to your room Ill be sure to help comfort you cutie pie ;)

Luz should choose the left one, it's marginally less demeaning.

She should pick Eda.

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No prob. It and the other chapters were good reads.

Eda must be losing, 'cause arguably, Luz takes advantage of Eda a lot more than the other way around.

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>Show introduces aloof, high society, hedonistic, pretty, white twins who are to superior to care for the rules, are always on the same wavelength and act on their selfish, primal impulses. They also have a cute little sister who they bully and enjoy making their plaything.
Anons, this is so specifically my fetish, it’s unreal. I think I’m solely watching this shit for them.

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Sew the shirts together so one title is on the front and the other is on the back

glad to hear it, they're on fanfiction now so expect a new chapter uhh, tommorrow? I dunno, I'll see how I feel after work

you can't expect a child to know what you coded pedo language means, pedo.

Good stuff

It's for warlocks actually

I'm on a roll with this since Friday so here you go. My smuttiest one yet. Still kinda mild tho. I'm not that comfortable going into full weird kink shit with those characters for some reason.
pastebin.com/C9jiGaSs

What would be weirder for Luz to stumble upon Eda doing, eating a baby or fucking a baby?

dumpster queen

As long as Demon (monster) Eda is fed she's okay. Problem is getting her to that point where she is satiated, but after that you can play with her.
Normal Eda will fuck your child if she think's they are cute enough for her.

You could ask people to proofread it either here or on fanfic.net. The probable reason no-one has done it spontaneously is because correcting someone mid-speech is rude both IRL and online. In civilized countries at least. No idea which ESL salty boy was on about.

At least post the superior version

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thats not the scootaloo version

For some reason I feel that Luz would be completely unstable in high heels.

I feel awkard just stright up asking for proof readers, feels like I'm asking them to do ptart of my job for me. When I said "expect a new chapter" I meant as in jsut for reading in case they were interested generally in the story. I'm not too fused myself if no one proof reads it, people have way more important stuff to do than focus on my little story, but I'll always be gratful for the times they have, unlike mr salty user over there

You would risk bringing It upon us, fool?

Do it like me. No proofreading we die like men.

I fucking dare you

#written on my phone
#no beta we die like men
#how long before mootanaon replaces '>' with '#'

Someone should draw Luz cosplaying as Yoko Littner from Gurenn Lagann

That toned ass says otherwise

thats fucking retarded

More like Go from Pokemon

Yo guys, could anyone post a smug luz pic? I wanna make an edit.

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Here he comes
The cleaner of the Chan
Dashing down the halls with bucket of soap and a mop in his hands
Everyone cheers
Trolls burst into tears
Cuz he’s gonna prune your thread and ban you my dear
He’s the janitor maaaaan
Yeah yeah
He’s the janitor maaaaaaan
Yeah yeah yeah
He’s a jannie with a mission
Here to cut the bait with which your fishing
So go into your corner cuz he’s here to restore order
Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh!
He’s the janitor maaaaaaaaaan!!!
Woo!

pred

I envy you for not actually knowing

Still not 100% sure how summoning him without straight-up posting the pastels works.

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post anything related to mlp or anything snipped from derpibooru.

As I recall he has scripts which crawl the site for keywords, and manually checks whenever something gets flagged. I don't think it's just keywords either, because you can summon him with frightening regularity by posting a picture from the booru in question, even if the picture is cropped to contain no actual pertinent content.

youtube.com/watch?v=teufz17PqoY

I cant pin down whats this a parody of, it feels like you rhymed the lyrics to something Im familiar with.

She plays a chaos deck, EDH. Specifically Jhoira

Neither can I! It was just a tune I started humming after I saw a porn thread at 3:00 A.M.

The Wailing Star shoots down over your place tonight, any book you have you can now manipulate in the ways shown in the episode "Lost in Language" what do you do?

Are they naked in there?

>Hang out with Konrad Curze and Darth Bane
sounds pretty good

Yes
>Bone
>WoF
>Dune
>Lovecraft creature encyclopedia
It was nice knowing you lads

What's with Amity calling Luz a bully when she's been bullying Willow? Dumb bitch.

Mittens suffers a lot of... verbal abuse... and... pranks... at the hands of her siblings. So she lashes out at others

>amity doesn't consider what she does as bullying since she has normalized it after suffering it from her siblings (and parents)
>Her definition of bullying involves whatever the fuck she thinks Luz is doing to her. Less direct insults to her person and more embarassing her to other people/authority figures.

original collection of Conan, Tales of Horror from Lovecraft
oh... too perfect. The Disaster Artist
>oh, hi user

How would you write Amity realizing that she has a crush in Luz?

that part where she's just wearing a shirt reminds me.

did coomerdrawfag who was taking requests like a week ago ever post his stuff anywhere.

Gotta be more specific there bud. I took on one request a few threads back but couldn't upload it to the booru.

this post
desuarchive.org/co/thread/113116723/#113137466

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Maybe
Like that Gravity Falls episode with the magic carpet?

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>Team of Rivals

Bring Lincoln, Sherman, and Grant back to life to finish off the South once and for all.

Anyone reading any good fanfics they want to share? Lone Owl has got some good shit, even if it has some distinctly non-canon scenes.

“Eda! Dios mio! Are you alright?” She asked worriedly upon seeing the state her mentor was in.

Eda looked awful. She had bags under her eyes. Her movements were more sluggish and uncoordinated than they usually were, even first thing in the morning. She was also shaking slightly. Most concerning of all, she had a look of poorly masked pain on her face.

“Yeah kid, I’m fine.” She said, sounding even more tired than she looked.

“How were yo-Agh!” She cut off in the middle of her sentence when she tripped and fell down the stairs. “Ow! Fuck!”

The point of fbe war was to reunite the north and the south, not destroy the latter, you belligerent ignoramus.

Feh

Luz' dream romance was a buff boy though...

Granted, gay stuff is becoming pretty overtly common, but I feel like that's a petty reason to drop the show.

It was pretty good, even though it has come way too early in the story and retcons a bit of her past behavior. It really shows how Amity should have been her friend and not the other two idiots.
The fattie and the black kid are the most generic characters ever, and I hate that we’re going to spend more time with them.

Hopefully future episodes will repair Willow and Gus being terribly generic.

It’s not going to happen. Cotungo had a meltdown on twitter over "corporations not allowing lgbqt romances" which probably was referring to this. I think Dana has also mentioned fighting very hard for gay characters in cartoons and Disney not letting them.
Trust me: the most you’re gonna get is blushes. Nobody is ending as a lesbian.

That was the worst part of the episode, but she does admit in the end she has been a bitch

So this is literally a fan fiction of LWA the series, right?

>show is about a human learning to be a witch
>6 episodes and Eda hasn’t taught her shit
>Luz spends more episodes hanging out with everyone BUT Eda
Anyone else find this stupid?

Nah. It shows how obvious the rewrites have been.

she has an older face.

Why remove the literal best feature in this character?

Luz learned magic on her own.

there's no conflict or urgency that drives the plot. yet. It's just Luz meeting the cast, types of magic and learning more about the Boiling Isles.

Eda teaches her "life lessons" like:
>stealing stuff
>breaking and entering
>carrying random garbage around in case it might be useful
>refilling prescriptions with black market dealers because you waited till you have 0 days left
And other wholesome content that she totally needs to call herself a witch

Her inevitable redemption arc is obvious but I like Amity a lot. Everyone's making comparisons to Pacific, but I appreciate that she's clearly getting more focus from the get-go, as opposed to just having one or two redemption episodes before suddenly becoming irrelevant.

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>no conflict or urgency that drives the plot.
She has to go home in a few weeks though. There's a ton of urgency.

The "I'm here to be a witch aprentice" schtick faded pretty fast yeah. The introducion of new kids is ruining it for me.

They're trying to turn this into My Little Witch Academia like we need another Harry Potter wannabe. I just want Eda , Liz and the cubone dude, everyone else should be secundary and just par for the course.

We're going to find out some bullshit about how time good differently in the boiling isles or something

Luz has fucked:
>Eda
>King
>Gus (who has given both her and Willow, whom she's also fucked, the BBC)
>Amity
>Amity's siblings

Am I forgetting anyone

I only care about who Eda fucks.

wen hooty

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that sounds like a witch

How can she fuck a house user? Rub herself on a doorknob? God, Hooty's annoying enough, can't imagine how bad it would be hear him yelping and hollering.

Don't forget Warden, his lackeys, their prisoners, Amity's abomination, the principal, that one midget teacher, and those demon hunters.

Well that's a possibility, seeing how Amity's diary seems to suggest Luz has been causing trouble for her for months and months.

based

As a kid I remember not being able to decide whether Fred and George were funny or just assholes.

Based

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>Daring Do / A.K. Yearling

Stop! You’ll summon him!

>show is about a human learning to be a witch
That would have been so boring and mediocre.

Jesus Christ.
Ok, you got a laugh out of me.

Between Emira and Edric, who's worse to Amity?

What did you expect from a show born purely out of fucking your boyfriend?

Are there any FMA Luz fanfics yet?

I’m thinking about writing once we get more art or these first batch of episodes finish.

I will wait! Hey, maybe Willow can be her Al and Amity as Winry.

>all my loli doujins come to life

AW YEAH.jpg

>The hentacles also come to life

I tried the Spider Man theme, it sort of fits
youtu.be/SUtziaZlDeE

I'd argue that Amity's rival-turned-friend development seemed way too rushed,

>redemption arc
For what?

but they are not rivals, Amity just doesn't care about her.

>Her inevitable redemption arc
the only person getting a redemption arc this season is Hooty

Sorry Gus.