Will Batman raise his wife's son?

Literal cuck.

The Dark Cuck.

why the fuck would anyone raise their archnemesis kids?
Is this like an ultra cuck fantasy to bruce?

what the fuck happened?

He has raised Joker's kids as his in two books now, counting with this one. Not to mention that in the mainline Priest was pushing hard for Damian to be Deathstroke's kid.

In Prince Charming it’s justified since he originally is unsure if the girl’s his & feels guilty for getting the mother permanently hospitalised by association with him. In White Knight though you’ve got to question why on earth he’d be attracted to Harley when he could have literally anyone be his, or why he’d ever feel obligated to raise the results of her retardation

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Harley Quinn is the main character of these books.

is the book any good? because after reading the comments it sounds pretty fucking stupid.

What's stupid about the Joker impregnating Harley Quinn with twin babies, and then Batman inviting her to his mansion so he can help her raise them and marry her?

Given he tend to give the Robin treatment to the kids he takes under his wing, i'd say he's just planning to use them as a weapon against said archnemesis.
It's a tactic used IRL
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janissaries

This Joker doesn’t kill or hurt anyone - he just plays pranks, is overtly gay & only clowns because he’s “Kray-zeee!” after the acid gave him a chemical imbalance that made him fall in love with Batman. The worst bastardisation of character in all his 80 years just so Harley doesn’t have to feel guilty for being his accomplice
Why doesn’t he do that to a random high-school prom girl who gets herself knocked up instead? Chances are she’s a more likeable person than Harley

You came to the right conclusion.

>Time for the Bat morning after pill
>But I don't want th-
>BAT SLINGSHOT

jesus, it's just really bad fanfiction with ok art, the fuck is wrong with dc?

>why on earth he’d be attracted to Harley when he could have literally anyone be his, or why he’d ever feel obligated to raise the results of her retardation
Repeated bat concussions to his bat brain combined with constant exposure to joker chemicals every time he bloodied his knuckles on the clown means Batman has a deep seeded need to pathologically involve himself in everything Joker related, including sloppy seconds.

Isn't this a good thing? Batman accepting a single mom as his partner and being ready to raise another man's baby as his shows that he's better than the average person and the action in itself speaks of his heroism. It's also a positive role for other men to follow.

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Lol good burn

It's like if Joseph had to take care of one of Satan's kids.

Before the 2011 Catwoman had cheated on Batman with some cop and had a baby girl, and Batman was ready to accept raising the kid as his.

So you're a bunch of casuals.

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Nah, it's a negative. Raising another man's kid is cuckoldry.

The only real exception is if she's a widow.

You guys are a bunch of trolls that will never find anyone.

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>the book is titled White Knight
>Batman raises another man's children
Damn. Didn't see that coming.

And you at least try for one of your own kids.
Raising someone else's kid isn't really a statement of one's character. There's just as many good step dads as there are bad ones.

Ikr

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Tbh that seems like a good story. Jesus having a demon kid as his brother.

joker dies in the story bro

>Harley
>In the batcave
>Knows who Bruce is
refer to this, this Joker’s not evil - he’s the tumblr idea of a fun, quirky gay who wears tanktops and goes skateboarding across Gotham as his typical “evil plan” made so that Daddy Bats will pay attention to him. It’s still pretty pathetic, the man who dedicated his life to fighting crime raising the child of 2 criminals

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The Joker as always continues to be based and redpilled.

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I thought he was gay in this story, how did he knock up Harley?

With his penis.

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has Murphy ever worked on a good comic?

Joe the Barbarian.

WK Joker isn’t a nihilistic misanthrope with an empty life, but a schizo stuck between 2 split-personalities. The lolsorandumb Joker who is gay for Batman (collecting toys of him & building shrines to him instead of fucking Harley) & the normal Jack Napier, who is straight, treats Harley like a queen & wants to sue Batman/The GCPD for police brutality, exploitation, extortion, abuse of power against minorities, all the crap you’d expect out of a Harley comic. Tldr Napier did it, not Joker

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Great art too bad the artist can't write a good story. Really why doesn't DC put a writer on this guy?! This art with an actual good story would be amazing.

Holy shit

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Remember how in the 70s Batman had a harem of chicks chasing after his dick that included Catwoman, Vicki Vale, Talia al Ghul, Julia Pennyworth, and even a fucking vampire lady?
And now he's either pussy-wiped or raising another man's kid. What happened?

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Numales.

>everyone has their head on straight about being a beta male in the Batman threads

>X-Men threads have people unironically defending being a cuck

Really gets my noggin' joggin'.

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some versions of Harley and Bruce go well together.

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Burn DC down.

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Based Harley Shill.

lol, you guys are so predicable.

There was a thread eailrier about what if Bruce and harley hooked up if the Joker died, maybe based on the Bruce and Harley from the first few seasons of BTAS.

Not a single complaint in the whole thread. Frankly, it was fucking amazing to see a thread get all the way archive without someone shitting it up.

Bring up the idea of bats being a step dad and everyone flips out

amazing

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The Cucked Crusader

yeah, I work at the Harley company. I'm here to push her collection of commemorative Harley themed Nascar plates and Harley silver baby spoons.

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Dude you are literally asking for trouble if you go out with a chick that is knocked up or has kids already. Also we are talking about "Murphy" Harley, whereas in the thread you linked we were talking about "Dini" Harley, Where we could redeem her before she went on her road to nowhere.

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Nobody wants to take care of Joker's sloppy seconds.

>Dude you are literally asking for trouble if you go out with a chick that is knocked up or has kids already.

eh, maybe he plans to hit it so damn hard it aborts the babies?

who knows. Its comics. And its batman. He'll figure something out to fix the little fucking bastards and make harley happy.

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>robley quinn is now a thing
those fuckers

>Not a single complaint in the whole thread
There's a huge difference in a scenario with Bruce and Harley hooking up without much baggage, and a scenerio Bruce literally raising his wife's kids, you little cuck.

remind me was this the one where she get's out of Arkham and tries to go straight but get's fucked trying to buy a dress and forgetting the security tag, flips her shit kidnaps Bruce and shinanigans insue? I actually quite liked that one.

The old Hellblazer

You have to be a total deviant to even stomach a X-Men comic these days, that's why.

whats with the eye or is it just weird shading

yeah. Thats the one.

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>I don't suppose your utility belt has a coat hanger?
I love it when they actually allow him to be funny

It's called redemption from his perspective.

If you want the real answer, it's because Bruce was basically raised by Alfred. Bruce has nothing but respect and admiration for his father, Thomas Wayne. But if you were able to get an honest, sincere answer out of Bruce once in his life, and you asked him who his Dad was, he'd tell you Alfred. Bruce learned the hard way that family has to be more than blood, it needs to be something you can find in the people around you. He doesn't see raising someone else's kid as anything to do with cucking; as far as he's concerned, their "real" parent is irrelevant, what matters is that the child has a chance to grow up with a family. The man already has four sons, and only one of them came from his own dick.

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I wouldn't go that far. Probably just something simple like Alfred did him a solid by raising him after his parents died, so he can't stand the idea of Harley's kids not getting a fair shake.

Wouldn't be surprised if they end this shit with a time jump and Batman is now like Alfred and the two babies are batman beyond and batgirl beyond. Maybe some third or 4th bat character just sot he viewer doesn't know if Bats had babies with Harley and which one is his.

>they probably will considering its just an elseworld
What is this?

At some point Harley needs to get Pregnant in order to have the twins of Batman Beyond right?

Why haven't the comics done this already? I would certainly not be opposed to milf harley, even though I guess it would involve some fuckery to age the kids up/take them away from her so that she can still be lulsorandum crazy harley in teamups.

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>Why haven't the comics done this already?
Because DC has a love-hate relationship with the DCAU.

Looks like White Knight.

Did he really end up with Harley in the second White Kngiht series? I've only read the first one and that seems weirdly out of place and terrible.

Yes. They're living together and Harley has already confessed that she loves him.

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its implied so far

or at least they are going to be buddies and he's going to help raise their kids.

>in order to have the twins of Batman Beyond right

Wasn't she their grandmother?

Well fuck me. My bad.

This whole time I thought they were her daughters, even those obviously that old woman who appeared in that Batman Beyond movie wasn't their mother. It's been a while.

I'm honestly a little sad, since the idea of Harley having twins always seemed fun to me.

Female hands typed this post.

Wtf why isn't that baby pasty white?!

This version was never convinced/ forced into the vat of card paint.

Also unrelated, buy any word when vol. 2 of Seijic Harley coming out?

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*but

I actually started to enjoy the first White Knight series. Man this is disappointing.

i think great aunt actually?

>Harley having twins always seemed fun to me.

You just like the idea of twin pregnant Harley looking fine.

Id actually like to see whoever Harleys kid is and also see prime Milf Harley.

kek

Are they really hooking up in this comic? I thought she hated him in White Knight

Get ready for the ultimate example of cuckoldry in comics. Which really should have been a warning as to the direction Astro City would take as it went along.

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So Bruce is an unwanted bastard baby or what?

>Batman saves pregnant Harley Quinn
>Confederates save pregnant Anne Frank
>Anakin saves pregnant Padme -oh wait

So... Who saves pregnant Anastasia, pregnant Lapis, pregnant Spinel, and pregnant Charlie?

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>whats with the eye or is it just weird shading
It's a birthmark.

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>Wtf why isn't that baby pasty white?!
>This version was never convinced/ forced into the vat of card paint.
It wouldn't matter if she was because it's not fucking genetic you Lamarckian faggots.

reminds me of that story a guy posted where he would sneakily put nicotine patches on a girl he was dating so she would become addicted to him

>pregnant Anastasia

The French

>pregnant Lapis

Jasper
>pregnant Spinel

One of the Pink Diamond sisters.

>and pregnant Charlie?

I'm sorry, who?

>pregnant Charlie?

Really dude? You're on Yea Forums and you don't know who Charlie is?

>pregnant Anastasia
>The French

They literally turned down the Romanov family's request for asylum along with the British

How do you live in the modern world where men and women having kids from a first marriage remarrying together is not unheard of?

He knocked her up when he turned good (aka heterosexual), but his bad (gay) self still wants the Bat dick.

More like Batcuck LOL

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I don't know you'r- Oh OH, that Charlie?

I wanna say Doom Slayer, but that's too obvious and cliche.

Well I didn't expect this sort of history lesson.

I dunno then, Australia?

I can't even be mad. Coke-bottle glasses Harley looks stupidly hot in this, and I'm not even really that into blondes.

I can't believe that Batman would ever adopt or raise a kid that wasn't his own.
Obviously this is a completely new concept that has never once been done before in the history of comic books or the batman mythos.

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>How do you live in the modern world where men and women having kids from a first marriage remarrying together is not unheard of?

meh, he is just angry at the current trend of women husbandoing obviously horrible men from the ages of 16 to 30, only to finally leave shitty man in their early 30s and expecting a wealthier or better off man to now help care for said shitty children.

Its all over the place. You probably know women like this. Probably even related to a few.

he's seething about it because it fucks up his self insert.

seeits not really the kid. Its the disdain for normalizing women not being accountable for their actions in their 20s.

So incels bitching about nothing, as usual.

I can kinda understand. The child is sinless, but being the child of someone as insane as the Joker, things might end up badly for them. I'm not saying they'd inherit the Joker's insanity, but what if someone finds out about them? What if the Joker was still alive and found out about them?

It's probably all about trying to protect the kid from the Joker's legacy. I think Bruce would genuinely try to do anything he could to keep the child safe, and if taking that child in and raising them himself is the best way to do that, then he'll fucking do it.

Incels aren't the 30 year olds laughing at used roasties, you retarded queefeater

>he actually believes that

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sure, but you don't have to be an incel to be annoyed by this. You just have to pay attention to women.

Like I have an older sister that did this and it ruined her life. She ignored all the red flags was determined to marry this horrible pile of shit They've been divorced for 10 years now but that marriage is still the start of her ruining her life. Any guy that dates her is starting below the bar. She's behind.

And its not like no one told her. My dad straight up asked her if she couldn't do better when she got married.

dude was actually a lot like the joker. Ended up being completely nuts. She didn't leave him until she found out he raped her small dog.

I don't get it. Batman takes in others kids all the time.

muties are degenerates, that's why

It's funny how the only biological kids Bruce tends to have are either the result of getting drugged and raped or cloning.

For that to come out it needs to be greenlit and announced first. My prediction is an announcement during the summer cons. First issue out near the end of the year or early next year. He's said on facebook(his most active social media) that he already has the plot outlined for Harleen 2 and Harleen 3. And he also wants to do Isley(Poison Ivy). Harleen singles sold well enough for him to be greenlit for another run. It shouldn't take more than a year at most.

You're dumb bitch sister aside... Harley banged Jack not Joker to get pregnant. At the time she probably though he was cured as long as he kept taking his pills and didn't know the pills would lose their effect over time. She intended to stay with Jack.

Refer to . It’s not The Joker’s kid, it’s the kid of a discolouored James Charles who was so unbelievably pussywhipped he let Harley stop him from killing Jason Todd - which would’ve been the only murder in his entire life

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This is so stupid that it works perfect for a self contained book. Props to DC for not trying to wrap this into some crisis event.

I suppose the counter point is she should have kept after bats when he bought her the dress and not started back after joker the second he gave her a little attention.

Some harley fans consider that moment a turning point, for the worse, for Harley.

And they're not wrong. Harley made a choice that night that made her life worse, led to her being pregnant, and bruce raising someone else's kids. She chose to have kids with someone else then chose to make him raise them.

I suppose that is just how life is. It is easy for us as the reader to see how Harley's choices have fucked Wayne and Harleens life up. That's probably less obvious to her hypothetical character

whats this talk about the orginal wayne and joker????

Just marathoned both white knight series. I think my main takeaway is that I found it incredibly impressive he foreshadowed the Batman twist by giving him a hooked nose.

I liked Punk Rock Jesus

Yeah, Batman: White Knight and Batman: Curse of the White Knight

Apparently Harley's Holiday is a thing that has happened in White Knight

I am married with kids and I would never love them if they weren't mine.

Really?

That's really fucking sad, the only reason you give a shit about anyone is because they're blood related to you?
Bet you're one of those retards that stick around unironically toxic relatives "because family is family hurr durr"

The White Knight books have such breathtaking execution on a page-level but Murphy’s overall ideas are just so lame and weird.

Also, this whole series just made me miss All Star Based and Redpilled again.

It's kind of lazy with trying to be progressive.

Like it all but spells it out.

Destroy bruce's connection to old money and thus breaking the idea of hereditary and superiority.
Rich people using crime to buy up cheap land
Classism
Latina lesbian tits getting the. We commissioner job to diversify the department.
Treating villinism as an illness to be treated.
Harley doing what she wants with her vagina and letting bruce pick up the tab

Its essentially a long string of progressive talking points.

Maybe we'll get luck and Harley's babies are really Ivy's and Ivy is nonbinary.

What happened to the days when Batman was just a cool detective beating up bad guys and solving crimes? Why is he some pathetic simp now? First with Tom King's run where he's just "muh cat" and now this. There are a bunch of other examples too. Why can't western comics just stay away from romance in general? It never goes well.

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>Why is he some pathetic simp now?

Grant Morrison had a pretty apt explanation in his Green Lantern Blackstar book.

Agreed. Not nearly enough X-rated pregnant sex scenes.

There’s been a push for DC to frontline its female characters for years now, but there are only 2 ways for that to happen
>spend years forcing your best writers who usually only work on the big names like Batman/Superman/Vertigo/whatever to write for these characters, giving them such good stories that they eventually become as iconic & beloved as Batman/Superman/Vertigo/whatever
>Take the easy route by needlessly forcing these characters into the foreground of every story the Big Names are doing. If Batman’s doing something, he needs to have Catwoman there as his equal. If Joker’s getting a story, it requires Harley to be there to defeat him in Batman’s place.
It’s been ok for Superman with Lois, though. Family dynamics suit him

Elaborate.

Wait, Harley is pregnant? Why?

Bruce having a good healthy marriage with a happy ending wouldn't be the end of the world. We've had plenty of grim dark for what? 35 years?

What's wrong with early btas batman that smiles and dates women?

Let the writer fix catwoman, ivy, harley, etc and pare them off for a happy ending. It would be a breath of fresh air st this point.

Jack N railed her out.

I think the main issue is how Catwomen is written. I'm generally a huge fan of Selina, but she's always written so inconsistently between writers it's hard to keep liking her. Also in general the status quo that looms over the big names which means at some point their relationship is going to implode until years later when a new Batman/Catwoman story arc is written at which point it's just going to be a never ending cycle. There's no satisfaction in that.

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Yeah, to a lesser extent it's just archie comics. Same repeating love cycles for what feels like 80 years.

There is what, at least 9 batman series out now? Then 3 or 4 for each side character?

Just do some what ifs and end em. One each for bruce and each female villain. One where he helps each Male villain. Or they get killed. Some sort of ending for each. Make it non canon. And the main series can keep telling the same stories over and over.

It was based when Dale Gribble did it.

There was that Annual where Bruce and Selina got a happy ending and Bruce passed away peacefully surrounded by his family and friend. So it's not like it wouldn't work.

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What about pregnant Peridot?

I wonder if there is a way for bruce to redeem both harley and ivy? I feel like for harley and bruce to have a successful marriage she would need the strength immunity shot from ivy. That way she can fight alongside batman. Otherwise she would try and eventually die. But for that to happen, ivy has to have changed enough to be toxic.

Funny enough this is probably the sort of thing a real batman would stress over, the ways he could have helped people but missed his chance. Constantly having to fight the idea that people are too far gone.

huh, I just figured out how this is going to end.

Harley will die.
Bruce will raise the two children like alfred raised him.
The missing robin from earlier will reappear, brainwashed and become the new joker.
Harley's twins will become the new batman and batgirl.
Harley's son will dawn the mecha batman armor that azrael had to become the batman beyond batman.

lol, its so obvious now that I think about it. The White Knight will be joker's son.

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Lions have a better understanding on how to deal with kids than humans do. Damn shame, too.

Read the first book. The “White Knight” was referring to Harley using her magic psychology pills to fix Joker’s split personalities, therefore making her “the only real hero” in Gotham, the overall hero of the story where Batman’s a villian because he’s rich + angry & confirming the book exists only to jack her character off even more

yes, but the follow up is called Curse of the White Knight. Which could be her leaving her kids to Bruce because she and joker are dead.

They've printed Alfred's letter twice now. Don't be shocked if bruce becomes alfred, raising those twins.

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read it. Nothing particular of note in there.

>Yugoslavia
geez takes me back to my childhood in montenegro

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>pregnant traps

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That did not sound as normal as you made yourself believe it does

That kind of thinking is why there are broken families

Bitch is a cunt.

So now Batman is the cuck who takes care of his girlfriend's kids she had with the Joker...

What in the fuck is this shit ?

He's going to be jewish, that way he can have a nice jewish family with (((Harleen Frances Quinzel)))

Meanwhile the Wayne's were just murdering white scum who stole their riches.

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Batman has raised Dick, Jason, Tim, and Cass as his own children. What's the problem of him raising Harley's kids as his? Specially if she manage to make him happy? They could always have another kid together.
I have a friend and he's currently married with a girl who has two kids, each from a different guy, and they're currently trying to have one of their own. They're super happy together.

Raising someone else's kids is for truly desperate ugly men.

Rich men finds a 20 something hot woman and has a family with them.

>Raising someone else's kids is for truly desperate ugly men.
Or someone who's actually in love and isn't insecure piece of shit?

>Or someone who's actually in love and isn't insecure piece of shit?
You don't fall in love with someone without getting to know them, which means you learn that they have kids, which is where you say 'bye'.

Never fails for Yea Forums to make being a stepfather out to be a bad thing somehow, even if the chick was preg before the dude even has a chance to be with them lol.

nhentai.net/g/253290/
you have no idea how many times I've cummed to this

That’s actually funny.

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Why do some people get so passive aggressive when a guy mentions they wouldn't want to raise someone else's children? If you do then good on you, not everyone feels the same way.

It's Batman, though. Dude has been raising other people's children for 80 years now.

Soooo, traps have a cloaca? Going in seems simple enough but pushing out looks like it'll be a pain in the ass though.

butt birth

Seems pretty in character for Bruce, so I don't see what the issue is. If Selina got knocked up by Joker he'd still wife her up and take in the kid with no problem too.

hot

Those mentioned kids usually end up at his door at no fault of their own or the mother.

People are reeling because Harley chose joker at the end of Harley's Holiday and eventually had kids with Jack because of it. Bats showed interest and she showed interest back but she ignored that for an abusive relationship.

Batman is the second choice and in a round about way, being used. It's hard to want to self insert as any of them

People are probably worried for nothing. Harley will probably die in bruce's arms and make him promise to raise the kids. There have been too many pages dedicated to alfred and not enough to exactly why Harley and Bruce love each other. There hasn't even been a courtship or implied fucking. Just a few dialog bubbles implying they've had feels for each other for years.

Mark my wards, they are setting up a batman beyond story. I wont be surprised if it ends up joker was actually a Wayne and his kids will correct the bloodline.

All the pieces to kick start batman beyond are there. And not much for bruce and harley ending up both alive and happy.

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>shirt doesn't say lil monsters or mega monsters

lost opportunity

Why does every Batman thread always revolve into people grasping at any straw that leads to Batman Beyond? Do you people not notice that DC had nothing but disdain for Beyond because of how Timm made it? Go watch the show if you’re that obsessed, but stop deluding yourself I to thinking it will ever matter in the comics.

maybe you're a bitch

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Well White Knight is heavily influenced by the DCAU so it would make sense for it to have callbacks to Beyond as well.

If you cant rape the joker, then rape his daughter (consensually)

...but she'll probably be a batgirl

Different continuity they can change that

How’s that Terry book treating you?

I dont read the new comic

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for the fetish community

Goddamn, milf Harley is sexy as fuck

Based.

The majority of those ended up in his care when they didn't have parents.

>I have a friend and he's currently married with a girl who has two kids, each from a different guy, and they're currently trying to have one of their own.
Your friend is a fucking joke and his ancestors mock him.

>Your friend is a fucking joke and his ancestors mock him.

meh, its the way of things. It takes a generation or more for this shit to sort itself out.

When women that are 20 now, are 60 and 80, they'll start putting pressure on young women to sleep around and not get married and make babies so soon. Thats how it was for my grandmother actually. She couldn't understand why my sister didn't date around and just went from one ltr to another.

This is what women do with each other. Put negative pressure on the next generation to not make the same mistakes they made. And family memory is shit, so they forget come the next generation. So the mistakes just repeat themselves. Or new mistakes get made.

It's been relatively uninterrupted, sadly. Ever since the 20's + women have been getting more and more promiscuous. They tried curtailing it in the 50's but then the 60's happened and it's been an interrupted momentum of thottery ever since.

And it hurts. Single moms and broken families suck for the kids. I would know.

>meh
Why is it only the absolute biggest faggots say this?

>why the fuck would anyone raise their archnemesis kids?
So they don't turn evil/good and try to murder them. Course usually what ends up happening is they don't tell their kid who their real parent is so they turn evil/good and try to murder them out of a sense of betrayal.

Moral of the story is if your kid is adopted FUCKING EXPLAIN IT TO THEM AT AN EARLY GOD DAMN AGE. I am so damn sick of this trope.

>the joker is shown to be in love with batman in this
>the sane version of the joker is shown to be in love with the original harley
>This means that joker got double cucked
Holy shit we do live in a society

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>Single moms and broken families suck for the kids.

my parents stuck together but my mom was nuts. She threatened my dad's life at gun point. Threatened my life. And assaulted my elder sister twice. And she was just a toxic person when she wasn't physical. Me and my two sisters are probably traumatized, our personalities damaged in very small ways because of growing up around that.

So I don't know. I don't think it is as simple as broken vs together.

Ideally you date a couple people and you pick the one you work the best with and get married. Then you work to build a home THEN you have kids. But no one does that. They see someone hot, get a massive dopamine hit and decide to fuck that person. Maybe kids result.

Frankly, its weird. Humans do not appear to be built to produce better humans. Its like we are built to just make more humans, regardless of quality. Maybe everyone is traumatized and hurt, who knows, our bodies don't care. They just want more babies.

>Moral of the story is if your kid is adopted FUCKING EXPLAIN IT TO THEM AT AN EARLY GOD DAMN AGE

kinda gets in the way of summer camp though.

The main continuity does not follow dcau stuff, however white knight has a bunch of references to the dcau. This is the first comic to have Baby doll since she was introduced so maybe they have the twins eventually

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and yet there is no sign that this version of ivy and Harley are friends. Though I wont be surprised if they retcon that later and have them acting friendly even though Jack and Harley mind controlled ivy.

The best choice for saving a heavily pregnant Anastasia would unironically be the Czechoslovak Legion since they literally came within hours of rescuing the Romanov family and that was on top of hijacking an entire railroad and slaughtering hordes of Communists.

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Unless it was the other Harley or some shit

>Anastasia

not worth thinking about. The russians shot her and her family in a basement, and when the girls wouldn't die from gun shots, the soldiers stabbed them to death with bayonets.

she mind controlled her too.

Its definitely an alt universe though. White Knight has the animated batmobile, the movie batmobiles and the old adam west bat mobile.

Also, they have Jason instead of Tim

Yeah, well I prefer to think about how such thugs would have faired against anyone even remotely capable of putting up a modicum. Now imagine those petty little bullies going toe-to-toe with those truly imbued with the warrior spirit, knights of the modern age.

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What an absolutely trash post and a waste of dubs

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Batman and Joker both have major hardons for each other, by knocking up Harley it ensures that the Joker is never going to stop coming around.

Also given how crazy he is, it wouldn't be a surprise if every time Batman POWS Harley in bat-bedroom he subconsciously thinks it's Joker.

Rekt

>Writer wants to "prove" Batman is the real bad guy and Joker/Harley are misunderstood
>To accomplish this, completely alters the personality of Harley to no longer resemble anything of her old self, and changes her old personality into a "different" character to wash her of all sin
>Also completely whitewashes the Joker and retcons every major killing he's ever committed to not have happened
>And then performs major revisions to Batman's character to make him seem angry and unhinged, despite changing nothing about the rest of the Batfamily in character, to the point that it seems impossible that they'd have been raised and mentored by this new, crazy, angry Batman, turning the whole thing into a messy plot hole
If the only way you can "prove" your take on a character is completely alter their character to no longer resemble the original, and in many cases act precisely opposite to the original, your take is fucking wrong.

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>Joker is a lumpenprole terrorist utilized by the ruling class to devalue working class assets

This is seriously woke as fuck

cute

>is a disgusting roastie
>gets pedant and cynical about it
Everytime.