Why the hell are so many adult women obsessed with Disney?

Lots of cutesy characters, lots of princess movies, and for the parks, a lot of digestible non-thrill rides that are generally pretty high quality.

There's nothing wrong with women really liking Disney, but a vast majority tend to stop at the surface level stuff.

If you're that desperate to get laid you should go to Disneyworld,however don't expect supermodels

why are so many adult men obsessed with star wars or superheroes or professional sports?

same fucking shit stupid.

Will I find a gf at Star Wars Land?

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>t. bisexual degenerate

>they are all overweight
FUCKING AMERICA I SWEAR

I'd rather girls still like cutsey stuff than have them trying too hard to be "one of the guys" only care about football & shit

My favorite part is when Prince Charming has to tell her to calm the fuck down cause she's scaring the regular people

Legit cute. Better than you seething, toxic, and poisonous faggots that leech off of our society, contributing absolutely nothing, and blabber on with your vile pejoratives.

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No, he's right about you.

imagine being a whiteknight

Women don't see 11-15 as their nostalgic peak, more like 9-12.

Calm down, I just wanted to post her.

>adult women
Because they don´t exist, it´s onlygirls that get older and uglier.

I want to fuck Anna

Why the fuck can people not strive to have actual personalities? Consuming football games or movies is not a fucking character trait.

The whore on the left was seducing married men on Instagram and Twitter, getting them to buy her Disney World vacations. Then, when she shows up, she would claim to feel uncomfortable doing something so horrible to their wives but blackmail the men into letting her still use the room/tickets they paid for.

Female power fantasies.

I'd have to.

How do you get laid at Disney World, aren't 99% of the women there with friends or family?

Is that what attracts guys? I just try to like what they like, I guess im too ugly lmao

Princesses

It really depends on the dude. Find a nice medium to have the maximum effect on the most amount of people.

>why do adults like media that they see when they're children?
I'd like to say you aren't an incel or retarded but I'd be wrong

naw middle left with man hands is the only one even close to fuckable

millennials never grew up

No lamer than adult men being obsessed with sports, which is even lamer.

At least Disney has some artistic value, watching sports is the most cucked thing ever yet onions boys and drunk losers love it

sports is not lame its a lot of fun to watch and play.

I dont have a problem with hoes who like disney, better they are obsessed with that then them being all over instagram and obsessed with themselves. who am I kidding most of them are both.

you're doing a pretty good job so far

that's one of those crazies you'd be tempted to put your dick into... but don't. don't do it

/x/ here
I’ve always wondered if Disney is a legit cult.
The magic kingdom itself is designed in a pattern reminiscent of a satanic alter, bleeding people dry of their money, energy and sanity.
I’ve suspected it’s a working chaos magic machine for years.
Also I’m not crazy.

>watching the elite human athletes is lame
t. avengers fan

80% of Disney World’s full time employees are part of an internship college program. Of those, 60% are women (and 70% of the men are gay). It pays shit but they get free park tickets so on their off days all they can do is go to the theme parks and take Instagram pictures. The theme parks and Disney Springs are crawling with attention starved poor college age women who work grueling 12 hour shifts in polyester costumes in 95 degree heat. If you make 45 grand a year or more and have basic hygiene you can be getting squeezers from 7’s before your first Fastpass is ready.

>just smile... smile and make pleasant conversation for minimum wage... smile... it will be over soon

>magic kingdom
>magic
oh shit /x/ bro

I was recently at disney world for a 1/2 marathon. its fun to go back at 30 and run through the park since I went as a kid. its A LOT of families and gay couples. if you're a fan of theme parks this one is really good. Enjoy it for what it is and try not to spend too much money. Its really a site to see.

watching sports is an outlet for male aggression and bonding
every culture has these rituals, the jungle tribes bungee jump from trees and shit

not as good as you are

Ever see Monsters Inc. and how its about capturing screams and laughter? The actual sounds are unimportant but the Masonic structure harnesses both the negative and positive energy of all guests (particularly children). What they do with this power I have little insight.

im an american expat living abroad and i'll tell ya around the world people really wanna go to orlando and do the disney thing. men, women, old, young...dont matter. people wanna go to LA, NY and orlando.

i had no idea it was that popular growing up. just thought it was kind of a thing that some people did. but globally its probably the most iconic thing about america.

One too many turkey legs for Maxine here

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at being a white knight?

>Yea Forums: Holy fuck I hate MANCHILDREN, fucking SOIBOIS who consume capeshit should fucking man up and work out, fucking pathetic numales
>Also Yea Forums: Teehee girls who like Disney are cute af, ah she’s obsessed with porgs how cute! Women are so based.

>but globally its probably the most iconic thing about america.

its a site to see. it's totally its own little pocket of the planet that is "magical". People go explore bars/resturants/VR in their home town but never goto disney? no idea why.
disney had dope VR in 1995.

She’s obviously had several children

That's what Flynn looks like. Some of them look pretty into her high-spirits, though
>she's only 13
youtu.be/UKhOcX_XX2Q

yeah

>>watching sports is an outlet for male aggression and bonding

It's the gayest shit ever

Investing your time in something you have 0 control over for 100% results oriented goal while watching a bunch of millionaires representing their billionaire owners play a meaningless game

If you can't find a way to bond other than being a male cheerleader you're a fucking faggot

nah im not saying there's anything wrong with the disneyworld thing, i just thought the most iconic thing about america would be the white house, sears tower, grand canyon...something like that.

turns out its a theme park. i have not heard one bad thing ever about disneyworld from people who have been.

Women and men aren't equal

A wholesome woman who takes interests in wholesome things is admirable. A woman's value is not based on production, but her ability to support and love a man

Men who consume instead of produce are worthless

Deep down we all realize this is, it's also why no one actually likes female comedians, athletes, etc. because there's no reason for them to exist

I don't watch sports but I'll catch olympic game here or there. its fun getting excited with your friends.
sports are only good if you play them.

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Happy Birthday Katie!
YAAAAAYYYYYYY

brainwashed by the 90's movies. They never enjoyed movies with more substance than them, making it almost a cult like following. Women are the ones driving every single seat into the live action remakes, too.

funny thing is most of them have abysmal taste in disney movies. They all prefer Lion King and Little Mermaid over Pocahantas and Beauty and the Beast. It's so fucking bizarre.

dilate more

>its fun getting excited with your friends.

Why not get excited over your own accomplishments instead of someone elses?

And yeah I agree, playing sports is fine, even a pickup game of basketball has 100x more value than watching a bunch of negros in the NBA finals and cheering them on

something tells me he loves bob burgers and rick and morty

jesus christ I can't watch a fully 5 seconds of this shit.

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t. Husband

>having several children automatically dooms you to a lifetime of obesity

13? what the fuck? she's gonna age like shit.

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>Lion King and Little Mermaid over Pocahantas and Beauty and the Beast.

fun fairy tales of women falling in love. you don't see why they'd love it?

roll

Yolo

But that's you. You're the fag pretending to be chad, sticking up for blown out roasties.

jesus christ
It just keeps going. For 6 fucking minutes

>Disney films teach that women (who mentally peak at age 15) can do no wrong, are only entitled to the top 1% of men and have zero consequences for their actions

Wow, I wonder why. Next you’ll be asking me why negroes, who’ve never accomplished anything as a race, are obsessed with the theory that all advanced ancient civilizations were black.

>Why do you watch movies
to experience visual art and stories created by artists for the purpose of transmuting emotion through the medium of film. Everything from action flicks to Tarkino is covered by this definition. All of it is experienced through the virtue of empathy, and thus none of it is escapism. Escapism is not experienced through empathy, it is experienced through narcissism. Escapism is cancer and those who enjoy escapism need to be swayed from it.

When did I do that?

its because you grow up with it and become emotionally invested as a kid. is it ridiculous how the chicago bears can affect my mood? yes, a little. but at the same time I kinda like it. ive got a lot of hobbies and things i do, just being a total spectator is a nice passive use of time.

>>Lion King and Little Mermaid over Pocahantas and Beauty and the Beast.
ever spoken to a woman? that is their opinion, and it's a shit opinion

Nah, second to last on the right looks like she’s a cock enthusiast and I could ride her like a sorority mare

rolling for Jenzi

This entire dialogue! WTF!! Are you really that much of a dumb nigger?

This is like the roastie version of manchildren and Nintendo

Disney movies are simple stories, cover simple themes, look pretty, and usually have female leads.

I was just agreeing with him that you're a seething manlet.

>speaking to women

Have sex
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it's fanservice anime for women

>being an incel

get blown out

get tested

again with the white knighting. I bet you're mabey 5'10" and fat with a small penis. Literal cuck, go jump off a bridge and break your legs.

with you? :3c

>Jenny
>roastie
She's the purest soul on earth.

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you have issues, bro

You do realize Disney owns those Marvel movies you faggots love to watch and talk about?

Because they're not adult men and are spoiled by a historical anamoly that gives them license to be such insufferable faggots?

I'd jack off to her being raped
The fact she's pure makes it hotter

My issue is you being somewhere you don't belong. The entire internet is for people like you. Why can't you just let me have this safe space, bro?

when my gf said she hates Disney i knew she was the one for me

Sorry, man. I'm actually your brother and I'm just baiting for (You)s. Go in peace.

Disney films aren't cutsey stuff anymore it's been full on feminist programming for some time now

I wish I could see the world through her eyes..to be so happy and full of life.

No retard, Marvel owns the Avengers

This tbqh
Women that actually act their genders are far more easy to get along with than toughie becky who thinks she's a step ahead for knowing how to change a tire.

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Never submit newfag, it's all I have left. Goodnight user.

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>girl i used to love was obsessed with disney
>take her to disneyland for her birthday
>have an amazing time, she gets baby fever with all the little kids around and keeps talking about how one day i'll make a great father
>at the end of the night we get gumbo and watch the night show on the water, she rests her head on my shoulder and whispers that she loves me
>6 months later she cheats on me with my best friend
>in anger i bang a teenage fat chick who i later ghost
>tfw now im all alone with no friends and a general hatred for everyone and everything

T-thanks disney

Most of them grew up watching the animated movies. I know my cousin loves Disney because of that fact.

>6 months later
How is this Disney’s fault

Japan just attracts the best don't it?

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>Never submit newfag, it's all I have left.
Okay, well then I won. Goodnight, bro.

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nice blog, normie

What are we even rolling for? To pick one to look at?

same reason so many grown adult men are obsessed with superheroes

Gotta get back on the horse dude, ask a new chick to the park, makes some new fond memories.

It's all just for Instagram. Girls style outfits for the park they are going to then go by whichever "instagram wall" is in said park and take pictures by it. Me and my gf have annual passes to Disney World and it gets pretty annoying because all I want to do is enjoy my day in the park and ride rides but I have to be the photographer and take pictures in certain spots and by stupid walls that literally every other girl has the same exact picture.

Women love Disney

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BASED! Figment will never be replaced in Epcot

>I have to take pictures of my girlfriend waaa
get. out.

My girlfriend is the biggest Disney nerd. She can’t explain it to me so I’m hoping that Yea Forums autists can.

What fucking woman knows anything about LoL?

They're consumers and therefore have embraced the souless mass consumption lifeform the mouse want them to be.

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It's a damn shame Figment doesn't get the respect he deserves.

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Fuck it, rolling

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>brokeback mountain

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ANSWER ME

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>adult

No, guys like women who are feminine. Be a woman, nothing more awkward than a girl trying to act like a guy

>Everybody needs some escapism
thats a clear sign something is very wrong with your life

mental children, arrested development, acceptable by society because female

>"user if you don't fix your grades you won't be allowed to go to Disney World with your buttfuck relatives this Summer!"
>gave me motivation to not try even harder
>got to play video games and watch cartoons in the living room without having to share the TV with my sisters for most of that Summer

All according to plan.

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Do you think you will find single women who go by themselves to disney? If so then go. Women rarely travel alone though.

I always feel drained after Disney world but I assume it’s from the walking and standing in line all day.