/got/

I'd just play the harp and make prophecy babies

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nice blog

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I'VE COME FROM THE FUTURE
I'M GOING TO FUCK THIS LITTLE GIRL
HAND HER OVER NED, BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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radmure bros report in

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dude they had fucking skelingtons attacking the cripple kid that one season. it doesnt matter if they got meats on their bones bro. They are pribably all mumfied like beef jerky under tthere

>Jon, is winter finally falling upon us?
>Oh my sweet summer Sam, winter fell.
>My Gods....

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I absolutely agree. But also, The Night King is probably an ancestor Stark himself. So the Crypt's magic won't stop him from entering and fucking shit up.

didn't she take the bogpill and become another standard instagram thot?

>it's retarded
so is the writer

It gets cold in the North, stranger, could I borrow a cloak? It's a long way to Winterfell, just open road for leagues yet.

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no

>its retarded
so its perfect for DABID then

What's up gnarly dude? speedboating the trident. check my sick wake! wooo!

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>when I was a young boy
>my big brother took me to his room

A wight couldn't even break out of a locked crate. how will they break through their stone tombs?

where did they find an actually pretty girl to cast in this show?

STOP KILLING HANDSOME BOYS

>those digits

>arya is supposed to look like this

Could you please stop lusting after a child

What's there to say?

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based. /ourguy/ of guys

why didn't this chick play arya?

A GoT thread without at least three great gets is considered a dull affair.

God this show is fucking terrible now and only redditors and literal feminists think otherwise.

I'm personally hoping the crypt theory is wrong, because I prefer King's Landing sneak attack theory. It'd be a lot more satisfying to realize that the Night King isn't there, and that he went ahead to BTFO King's Landing with the dragon, only to come back with a million new wights

>She actually believed me, Catelyn, what a dunce we've raised.
>I never met Lyanna, Arya doesn't look like her after all?
>By the old gods and the new, fuck no.

What did she mean by this

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HOLY FUCK QUINTS, DABID CONFIRMED RETARDED

filenames?

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It's been a few years. What does she look like now?

welcome to Yea Forums

Name your 3 favorite characters so they are blessed whit good luck and migth not die

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this

She got so mad that she had competition to the throne.

m8 s6ep4 is probably the best of the entire series

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WHO IS THIS

>stannis
>littlefinger
>roose

This triggers the /pol/ stannis autist

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Sandor
Jaime
Bobby B (already dead but I hope he has boars in heaven)

In that case, check these digits and consider this opportunity seized:

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edmure
bronn
jamie

bro theres nothing to hope, the 'crypt theory' is a 'cool' idea someone came up with. nothing in the story supports it would be possible.

if anything, D&D are revving everyone up by making them think that way.

What’s really terrible is the litres of nigger cum your others fat pussy soaked up over the years, it explains your kinky hair and ugly squashed nose you half-nigger ape freak outcast.

>tfw you wnt to look over old book theories from right after ADWD came out but all google gives yuo is clickbait garbage

>radmure fucking up again
its ok, you are still based as fuck my lad

Both could be right. The other Others are capable of raising bodies from the dead.

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Lyanna...

sandor
jaime
thicc danny

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Can someone please explain what the fucking battle plan for the next ep is?

>Use Bran as bait
>Fight the undead army until we lose/the Night King breaks through
>...
>Remember not to use the dragon's because t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶g̶i̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶e̶n̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ they may scare the Night King away?

Did I miss something or does this sound retarded?

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do you think the foreshadowing of people dying in the crypts is a little too blatant? like it's intended to fuck with the viewers?

Both episodes of season 8 are utter shit don't kid yourself. The shitty CGI balcony shot from season 2 was better than every scene in that last episode.

Bronn
Jaime
Jon

nope. they sent sam into the crypts so he can be a beta hero or some shit we he kills a couple of shit skellingtons.

ay

goddamn usha was sexy. fuck ramsay for killing her

rollin

I can't find a single thing on her. What I suppose is her instagram no longer exists. And she doesn't have any credits on imdb outside of game of thrones. What happened to her?

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damn...

Lyanna Stark during Bran's flashbacks to Winterfell before Hodor was Hodor

Rollin for slutfu Marg

Patrician detected

she's probably just a normal girl, going to school

show Ramsay was merciful to her compared to what book Ramsay would have done

Is this the tranking from the titty poll? Why is Loras there?

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I hope the crypt keeper shows up.

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where did frogfu go? did she just bugger off after dropping bran off at home?

I cant wait for Stannish to return as a general in the ice zombie army

haha gayboy

What a FAG

Osha was hot as fuck and I'm still mad about that.

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she returned to Israel with Talisa's corpse

the fuck happened?

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Is Blackfish alive or dead? maybe he will return as a general in the army?

They ruined the Umbers. The Umbers should have been the main Stark supporters.

It's from a thread from like 6 years ago.

>compared to what book Ramsay would have done
Elaborate. I recall the bit about that crone eating her fingers but thats all

Rolling

Literally oozes sex
youtu.be/0gDQIB6AHw0

Greatjon Umber died not long after the Red Wedding. His son Smalljon, joined with the Boltons because they needed help to drive away the wildlings that Jon let in. Smalljon didn't care about Starks or Bolton, he just wanted to keep his people safe whatever the cost.

>implying

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roll

>I rolled a literal whore
Would have preferred if it was the titty poll results

I believe he's alive .

bring Kinvara back

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Azor Jon.

Melisandre will be nissa-nissa. Longclaw will become lightbringer. Jon fulfils his duty to execute Melisandre if she ever came back to Westeros.

Battle at winterfell will be lost, night king will not show up.

Final battle in King's Landing. Melisandre meets Jon and Dany at Dragonstone after their defeat.

Tyrion betrays dany in KL for Cersei. Jaime dies in Winterfell, she's all the family he has left.

She went home to the Neck, which is south of Winterfell. basically she's fucked when they lose the battle

FUCKING POTTERY LADS.

Everything is coming true.

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I don't know why they expect Bran being in the godswood to be the best place to trap the NK.
It's almost certainly because the tree has magic properties, but DABID are either fucking lazy and think the audience is as stupid as them by not mentioning it, or they went and forgot it and just chose it because the set will be easier to hold a giant battle on than the castle walls of Winterfell, and not for any story reason.

What was the point of her?

Dubs confirm their safety, if Sandor and Jaime are ok I will tolerate Dany’s survival

He took all the women from Winterfell and stored them in his rape dungeon. Reek(Theon) notes that they screamed the loudest of all his prisoners.

Occasionally he takes them out into the woods to hunt them, as in the show, but in the books when he catches them he rapes them again before killing them. If they put up a good fight, he waits until after they're dead before skinning them. He names his hounds in their memory.

Tyrion
Bran
Jaime

bong genes

He died fighting.

my dick

but those are two different people

dead in the show, alive in the books.

all our dicks

>dead in the show,
What?
was that before or after Arya killed every Frey without freeing Edmure?

>Literally oozes sex
eww literally? like a discharge? She should get that checked...

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When are we gonna get some kino leaks like we did for season 7?

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Euron is the key to all this

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he died when edmure gave up riverrun didnt he, i recall him getting someome on a boat under the castle, then running up the stairs to hold off the guards until they got away

Had a ketamine trip that made me feel like I was in the hall of the undying bros it was epic

>Nightking finds Bran at the weirwood
>Theon confronts him with iron islanders
>Nightking kicks Theon in the crotch, Theon smirks and kicks Nightking in his crotch
>Nightking utters first line in series, "OOF, right in the snowballs!"
>*sliding trombone noise as he and all undead fall to the ground clutching their privates*
>Ghost covering his eyes with his paws

>without freeing Edmure
freeing him from what?
a harem?

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>With the Greatjon still a captive of the Freys, a portion of House Umber, led by his uncle Hother Whoresbane, grudgingly swears fealty to House Bolton, though according to Lord Roose Bolton their loyalty is highly dubious

>Smalljon is killed in the Red Wedding when men wearing mail and shaggy furs pour into the hall, and one beheads him with two swings of his axe.

>no ...and who are you....
1/10 step it up

i would lick her leaking discharge, you're telling me you wouldn't fag?

>no eyepatch
>no purple lips
>no mongrel kids
>no brother to cuck
not my euron

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Pure kino

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>when men wearing mail and shaggy furs pour into the hall,
Are they supposed to be Tyrions mountain people or some frey 'disguise'?

I'm an Oscar nominee you know

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same energy

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Jews

This would unironically be the greatest episode of television in the 21st century

they never show him fighting or dying, some random soldier just runs up to Jaime and says he died fighting or something, leading to speculation that he's alive and the soldier was a double agent or something
which makes sense, I guess, cause if you could kill a soldier after being besieged, shimmy into his armor, and walk right up to the enemy general, surely you'd use the opportunity to fake some old nigga's death instead of shanking some Lion ass.

That's the book not the show lad

I don't even remember what she did or said.

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>The Night King is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried

So... Did the Night's King spear magically fly? Or does the Night King have super strength? Because if he has super strength, then what the fuck will any plain swordsman hope to do against him in a fight?

So are there just a bunch of spoopy skellingtons just around that bend in the river since that's how the Tullys always send off their dead Lords?

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She did a cosplay of Rachel Weisz for one scene

looked busty and participated in Daenarys's Essos time waste plot (no wonder why they call it the Red Waste, ill be here all night)

>WHERE IS MY GOLD?

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I have lots of pimples you know

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Competition for the throne.
Aegon has far more claim than she does and is far more suitable and he has the full support of the North aswell as the Vale thanks to Sansa's connections. It's likely Theon can get Yara and the Iron Island loyalists to back Aegon instead of Daenarys aswell also thanks to Sansa's influence and will pledge support to Aegon aswell.

She's already displayed her violence and malice, she's a foreigner with an increasingly small foreign army that has no place in Westeros and displays she can only rule through fear via the dragons, remove the dragons and she is literally nothing. All she wants is power. She doesn't think long term.

Sansa's conversation with her was telling where she couldn't answer what comes after taking the Throne. She's never thought about it, and it WILL be her downfall.

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Only Azor Ahai wielding Lightbringer can defeat him, and even then, it can only be temporary. Jon will have to kill Daenerys in order to kill the Night's King and restore balance to the world for another age.

Can you image in all the drama of the last decade was resolved in a Looney Tunes style punch up where the Night King was voiced by Gilbert Godfrey

Holy fuck. It's all been planned out.

I like to picture some looters just chilling in a rowboat around the bend. When the funeral boat comes in they dowse the flames, grab anything of value, then capsize it.

I want this to happen

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>Special Guest Star: Chris Rock as the Night King (voice)

she destigmatized unibrows and bulbous noses for like one episode

Why's stopping the night king from just hitting azor ahai's sword really hard, and knocking it out of his hand?

powered by crayons

Promise me Ned

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Nissa Nissa's Valyrian blood enchants it with dragonfire.

>his people doesn't fight.

ruined forever.

P A T R O L L E D

They are going to use zombie Holddoor to bust down some doors and shit. You heard it from me first.

And what about azor ahai's grip strength? Was that enhanced too?

When the fuck did John Bradley become the best actor in the show?
Kit, Emilia and John all had scenes where they had major exposition that the audience already knew dumped on their characters while the camera held on them, and none of them did fucking anything but John.
For fucks sake, Bradley's performance when he tells Jon about his origin was better than Kit's reaction to the information.
Talk about putting all your eggs in the worst possible basket (cases).

Would be a funny play on expectations if the Stark crypts were actually safe. I feel like there's too much pro-Stark magic in Winterfell to allow for the past Starks to be resurrected as zombies for the Night King

So is that actress' whole shtick that she's attractive and willing to shed clothes instead of actually developing acting talent?

It still makes zero sense in the TV show.

>Greatjon never shown dying
>Smalljon allies his family with the ones who murdered his father offscreen
>All because the wildlings who are not shown fucking his lands are apparently fucking his lands
>All this when there's hardly any wildlings at all and there a with Jon

>Promise me I won't suddenly turn into some different blockheaded plain girl the moment I become a woman, Ned

In The World of Ice and Fire(GRRM's setting backstory book that distracted him from TWoW) it's explained that Naath's butterflies emit a toxin into the air that kills people without Naathi genes. They aren't warlike because their island is a death trap.

Grey Worm won't last long if he goes there.

i used to have a crush on a chick who looked and acted just like her, except American and brunette. She's gonna shrivel up like a prune in her 30's

Nyaw promeesis, Lyanna

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do those guards just stand there all day long? Do they have to walk all the way back to the eyrie when their shift is up? That's a long as fuck walk, must be a complete pain in the ass if their barracks are all the way up there.

Also, where's the gates of the moon? Did Dabid and Dan forget that the bloody gate is pretty far from the eyrie, and that there's a much larger fortress that protects the actual keep (the Eyrie)?

Who the fuck is John Bradley?

>waits until she's off the show before she gains weight and deliciously thickens up
Bitch.

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So did Neddard kill the midwives who delivered Aegon orrrrrr

These are body doubles. Stop posting.

Dany done fucked up there. She knew in her own history that whilst the Targaryens did get the Starks to bend the knee, they didn't get that from Dorne. All Dany had to do was to smile and to admit to that, and then propose that after some centuries of north/south friendship it might not even make a difference who rules what.

That is what generations of inbreeding gets you: Maria a Louca.

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Sam's actor

So Daenerys talks like a narcissistic egomaniac on purpose right, like to give continuity to Targaryen madness, or this is just wahmen when they get a taste of power?

proof that there were even midwifes?

you just dont understand the yas queen writing

>those fat smushed boobs
nice

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uhh, the episode where he enters the Tower of Joy.
They're like right there, two of 'em.

Based body doubleposter

>set dany up as a power hungry despot just like those before her
>she ends up killing her rivals and winning the throne anyway
>YAAAAAAAS slay queen

you know theyre going to do it.

Theon, Littlefinger (RIP), book cersei/show jaime

fucking idiot

She's either being set up to be an insecure mad queen and die or to learn a very bitter lesson.

I want to fuck this octoroon hard and deep if you catch my drift.

You have to remember. That book is written from the perspective of a Maestar with Lannister leanings. So not everything is true.
Big lad Sam. A cuckold but also kind of a bro.

You can't sell a fat gob as the main hero though. He will never amount to anything more than the cute little pet that everyone tolerates. No one would actually want him. No one would watch the show if he was the main.

Face it, fat boy, looks make all the difference.

They didn't hear Lyanna say who the father was or what Jon's name was.

He took them back North with him. One of them should be Wylla, the big tittied woman that Robert thinks is Jon's mother.

Beric
Bronn
Jaime

Is there any particular reason for the costume design in this show? Like is it because of all the budget being sucked into the CGI dragons and Kit/Emilia's salaries, or do they just not give a shit?

Because I'm having trouble comprehending why, in this shitzillion dollar flagship HBO series, all of the costumes and gear the characters wear is so shitty, useless and drab. I don't know what the battle next episode is going to look like but I assume it's going to be complete clusterfuck because everyone is wearing black, on a starless night fighting similarly dressed black and brown zombies.
And before anyone comes up with some in-universe excuse like "They're poor" or something, I remind you that this TV series is ALLEGEDLY based on a series of books in which Westerosi armies are using at least 15th century tech, with their soldiers not only kitted out in reasonable gear but wearing bright, identifying colours of their houses.

Pic fucking unrelated, it's only a movie from 1981 with a tenth of the budget GOT has

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they recasted the actress to look more like Shansa

any webm of the erotic scene of arya stark?

it was bizarrely hot.

>Is there any particular reason for the costume design in this show? Like is it because of all the budget being sucked into the CGI dragons and Kit/Emilia's salaries, or do they just not give a shit?

a combination of both

if youll notice costume design is actually fairly decent in the earlier seasons, then they got lazy and put all their budget into CGI dragunz

Roll

Lol its not even her dude im not even sure thats a real woman

>Sansa's conversation with her was telling where she couldn't answer what comes after taking the Throne. She's never thought about it, and it WILL be her downfall.

I actually thought Sansa was pretty shrewd there. Played with the small talk and forced "girl bonding" bullshit and dropped a real question on her and didn't waver from her reaction. She's still not a great character but that moment wasn't as bad as the rest.

The problem is a lot of them are either refugees, disgraced, or have given up their houses. It's difficult to outfit everyone so ostentatiously when they've been constantly on the run and dealing with a major crisis.

It's just design direction for them to be brown/black now. That's all.

wouldnt they all die from butterfly fever?

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This gimmick sucks

>no big nosed psychotic religion gf
why even live

IQ is more important

Costume design is still one of the best parts of the show though, I'd hardly say it's declined.

In fact the main issue is how retarded and nonsensical it is that none of the main characters wear any cold weather protection, while all the extras do.

11 sweet baby jesus

Reminder that literally every nude scene on the show is done with body doubles or CGI except for Melly Sanders

Lads

Teaser Brightened edition so you can actually see what the fuck is happening:
youtube.com/watch?v=zpB5g9KIBcw

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i fucking hate the new black armor the mountain and those guys are wearing, it looks like vacuplastic armor like the guys wear at renaissance fairs. what happened to armor like the hound and loras wore in previous seasons?

Holly shit reading reddit and twitter opinions on the latest season makes me want to kill myself, they legitemately think the latest seasons are the best ones

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why he wants to live with no balls tho?

It wasnt actually her, just a body double

“Dany doesn’t understand Westerosi politics or family loyalties and is too stupid to understand how important they are” is one of the few things that survived from the book

More money has definitely been put into the costumes than earlier season, the style simply changed. If you actually look at the costumes, they are quite intricate and you can tell a lot of effort go put into them, but the direction they focused that effort into is quite odd sometimes.

I guarantee you they will be resurrected and will be able to get out of their stone tombs despite what you said
You underestimate just how shit the writing is on this show

theyre there to chaperone the lord around, theres probably only a handful of guards at the gate when nothing else is going on

Bear Loli, Jorah, Gendry

*explodes a temple*
Well I guess thats it for that plot, is not like High Sparrow had the support from the majority of the peasent population, and that being the reason he was so impossible to kill him in the first place.

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Gimme melisandre

>/GoT/
/got/

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rolling for ros so I can rail her as hard as humanly possible

Stannis
Victarian
The hound

her,Tormund and Sam are my favorite characters

thanks

didn't know it. I was thinking Arya was high test for real.

The kings landing episodes are going to be kino.
I want to see it all fire.

Carthage style.

one note gimmicks are lame bro

I'm afraid one of two Mormont is going to die. We know that Bear Island's men are inside the walls and the battle eventually gets to the Godswood.

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>catapults IN FRONT of infantry.

absolute genius

That's a troll, user, it was Maisie.

Gimme Ros

IQ alone wont make any guy or girl hang up posters of you and buy action figures or dreaming of fucking you

I hope she gets brutally beheaded five minutes into the battle

im sad knowing shes going to go the chloe morentz route

does /got/ drink giants milk?

Jorah
Davos
The little girl who said she'd defend the crypts last episode

based.

Look how the boob just kind of floats down.

Quaithe

>family loyalties
?
Whats not to get here?

The only way she dies is taking out 20 wright's first.

WHERE I CUM FROM REDDITORS R TREATED WITH RESPEC N SHIT!!

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Reminder that Tormund "Husband of Bears" Giantsbane is Lyanna Mormont's father.

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Good, that would be gay.

she's already there dude what are you talking about

Fuck, that was a great finale even if the show had gone to shit before that whole season. I still really liked that first part of that episode.
youtube.com/watch?v=pS-gbqbVd8c

these wannabee virgins make me laugh
"No, I am a muscle expert I saw a lot of porn"

yeah, and im sure that literally blowing up an extremely sacred place of worship and temple to that same populations gods was a-ok as well. done and dusted. ruling is easy af

Sheeeeeeiiiiit I should just wait to watch the Battle scenes from next ep until they get the brightness treatment like this vid, what a waste

Wait until you see what happens in Episode 5 and 6 in Kings Landing

;^)

roll

It is mostly true. Go back to r3ddit.

lmao this is a body double

>Hey guys don't the Night King have an undead Ice Dragon now?
>Why isn't any talking about the undead Ice Dragon...
>Also Why are we meeting the undead in open ground?
>Why not defend from the castle?
>When everyone dies won't that just make more undead worriers?
>Should we talk about that elephant in the room?
>Also should we be putting people into the crypts?
>Aren't their corpses that can reanimate down there?
>Shouldn't we just burn army with the two dragons we have?
>Guys...

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>Kit harrington got to go home from making out with Emilia Clarke on set to smash this at home
>mfw I'll never do that

WHY LIVE

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I mean, Rhaegar was rumored to have been at the Tower of Joy since the beginning of the rebellion.
He only left behind his purported hostage whom he was raped, allegedly, his closest friend and personal guard.
I mean, come on. Were the midwives just some random Dornish girls?
I doubt it.

blease no thats why tose mens die that that little girl lord dont have to no fren noooh!

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rolling for 9

The only person who has ever used a body double has been Lena Headey, and it's always been obvious.

>hahaha i actually like getting BTFO

Not a body double. It's Maise with a bra and underwear that they cgi'd out.

It's not out of the possibility that she showed ass and they cgi her tits.

They havent actually had sex or kissed

It moves up and down because she's moving her arms and shoulders back and forth, it makes the chest flatten out when you pull your arms behind you. Dummy.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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lol i hope you are right

>Wulfes

They're intricate because of textures in the fabric and silhouettes. But you can't fucking see anything after it's all been poorly lit and color corrected. It doesn't help that there's no contrast because everything is black. They might as well all be wearing black unitards.

>let me talk to my mum
>well fuck u too, mole hill, i'll just go out the other exit
really though, what was the point of this scene? was Tommen even suicidal? this shit made no sense
probably the first time i started to realize that the writing had shifted to a "shock & awe" style of storytelling, that is, not telling any form of story whatsoever

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Except she already said she was topless, and made the decision to only show sideboob, to not flash everything she had. I'm sure you'll resort to "SHE WUZ LYIN" to suit your narrative, but it's dumb.

>White walkers are supposed to bring bone chiling winters and eternal darkness
>so far neither has transpired, it's "winter" but it's hardly even cold, all the characters are walking around in clothing that's not even enough to protect them from a slight breeze, all the unsullied are wearing some shitty thin leather armor that would provide next to 0 warm protection, all the horses are in nothing more than saddles despite the need for cold protection for their bodies at the very least
>None of the characters even wear hats, or cloaks, or hoods, or some sort of you know, facial protection from bone chilling conditions that the WW are supposed to bring with them

This battle looks so fucking stupid. Also, why the fuck are all their best armed and battle trained infantry standing behind the cavalry, and behind their fucking trebuchets and catapults? Shouldn't those things be BEHIND their infantry where they're protected and able to fire? Also, why are they fighting out in the open? They could have build multiple trenches and battlements outside the castle to fend off the wights from an elevated and protected position, and just let them come to them and burn / kill them as they come.

Whoever devised this battle strategy is a fucking retard. Also, the rear of winterfell is completely and totally exposed, and so are their flanks. Why are they expecting the night king to only attack from one single direction when he has:

a) a mounted dragon.
b) thousands of white walker soldiers
c) Hundreds of thousands (probably 200k+) wights, he could easily send tens of thousands of wights to just flank them from the side and completely roll them over with numbers, send them from the rear as well since they have no protection on their rear or flanks and storm the castle from the opposite side.

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Will he be attached to a door and get stuck as he walks through?

>The Race with Winter
not bad desu

As much as I hated the story there are several GOAT scenes in season 6.

>t. Hole

her tits ain't that big bro

Shouldn't the Boltons be obligated to defend Umbers from the wildlings? Isn't that their duty as Warden? A simple pledge to house Bolton would have been enough there's no need to buy their help with a stark kid.

Its so fucking dumb.

Just cause she was topless doesn't mean she didn't have pasties on. A guy could be bottomless and still not show his junk. They do it in movies all the time.

They aren't even big in the scene. It's a favorable angle and lighting, but it makes them look bigger than they actually are. If you saw her topless from the front they'd be small looking.

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Loyalties of different families to one another, not internal family loyalty

Idc I'd still fug

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Congratulations, you've put in more thought and consideration than a team of writers in a billion-dollar franchise

You can clearly see a nipple in the scene. No pasties.

I gave up trying to make sense of it all. I'm just salty they killed Osha. Like we needed ANOTHER FUCKING reason to hate Ramsey. Christ, we get it.

>Whoever devised this battle strategy is a fucking retard
Yes, D&D are retards, glad to see you caught up

imagine rolling a 13

NK literally flies past them and to Kings Landing. Don't @ me but feel free to screencap

You can cgi a nipple. Have her as naked as possible, but not fully naked.

Might have something to do with the fact that he just realized that his wife was dead and his mother is the one who killed her. Tommen wasn't the kind of guy who got a kick out of being a ruler and now everyone he loved was dead, or had become an absolute monster. It makes perfect sense that he just said fuck it. Guarantee it happens in the books as well.

Umm sweetie? Ramsey was based

What are the blue markers supposed to represent. Does the army of the dead form divisions? How do they know which way the Others are planning on attacking?

>A Feast with Strangers

Are you retarded? The point of having pasties is to not show nipple. The point of showing sideboob shots is also to not show nipple. But as she's jostling around with the pants, there's a clear outline for a few frames.
I think GOT fans are the only fanbase I've seen that obsessively refuses to believe that cast members in fact, do nudity for parts.

Just a shit load of white walkers. It would be weird to make it one giant slab or a all smaller then they are there.

>A Wedding with Fall
Aight.

START THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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They are presumably coming from the direction of Last Hearth. The blue markers just mean "a fuckton of white walkers"

>me at highschool lunch table

Because they have built a line of fire trenches around the entire perimeter filled with dragon glass spikes and probably oil for burning(Tyrion has to give the signal), lined the walls with dragonglass spikes and painted what looks like liquefied obsidian on all doorways and parapets.

It's bait to lure them in. But its obviously going to go wrong due to the crypt situation and the fact there's another 4hrs on top of the 83mins of Episode 3 to come.

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>>You can cgi a nipple
name times this has actually occurred

New:

I don’t like what this show has become

But there are more posts, your grace

why are all of the Targaryens fucked looking in this show?
they should be the best looking actors and actresses in the show and just look ethereal and out of place among everyone else

It makes sense if uou justify it in your head, but you shouldbt have to. Its bad writing

I suppose, though I never really bought his relationship with whatever her name was. By the near end he seemed more attracted to Jonathan Pryce.
I just wish they could've let it simmer a little more. I WANTED the scene where he confronted Cersei. The best scenes are the ones where characters have/had nothing to lose*, so they spoke freely and consequently out of character, while still in character.
Instead he just whimpers and fucks off to tie up that shitty plot thread. Hey everybody's dead now, who cares? Not Jaime, that's for sure.
*At least they used to be, back when the writing wasn't so fucking bad. I mean S8E2 was entirely comprised of characters talking with nothing to lose and it was Goddamn awful

brand new

Not all side book shows nipple. All I'm saying is that it's possible for her to have pasties and them cgi a nipple on. You really think that isn't a possibility?

New Thread:

Not him, but are you trying to imply that they couldn't?

Looks like something you'd find in the "medieval world" section of a theme park.

just showing that when you have 200k+ troops, you can split up your forces easily, 100k frontally attack, 25k attack each side of their exposed flanks, and you send another 25k to the rear of the castle to attack it where there's literally nothing but defenses (0 troops) to resist you. If you flank their read / sides and attack the rear of the castle at the same time, you win this battle easy.

Also, the Night King is intelligent, so I don't see why he wouldn't have a strategy or ability to work through it. At the same time, Winterfell has no scouts, everyone is at the castle or around the castle. The wights can move around freely as they please as even Dany / Jon aren't using the fucking DRAGONS that FLY WHEREVER THEY WANT to scout the position of the night king's army.

The night king could literally split up several groups of white walkers leading tens of thousands of wights each and attack winterfell from the rear before the battle even begins and they would have no fucking idea it was coming.

I swear you faggots do this shit on purpose.

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CAREFUL user, YOU'RE TALKING TO A BOBBYPOSTER

get a room, niggers

I would say that given the purpose was to NOT show her tits clearly, adding nipple would be counterproductive.

Name times where this has occurred.

Not matter who wins the Iron Throne, everyone loses.

>Daenerys wins: an authoritarian tyrant with WMDs
>Cersei wins: an authoritarian tyrant with a pet zombie
>Aegon wins: A natural-born dipshit becomes the leader of an entire continent

Daenerys is probably the least bad choice, but she's also a crazy bitch.

>one user make a new thread
>another user fucks up and makes a second
>they're both faggots
no

what happened? is this a leak img from the next e?

Olivia Wilde in The Change-Up.

Now have sex, incel.

You do realize the entire plot of ASOIAF is Bran playing 4D chess to bring humanity together and to usher in new era of mankind?
Bran Flakes is wiping out all the houses.
The real question is: what political ideology will Bran enforce?

Once. With completely different circumstances because she was actually facing the camera.

was watching some got clips and there was so many amazing moments on the show. Jon beating up Ramsay, Jaime charging against a dragon, tyrion and varys and littlefinger playing the actual game of thrones, jackass rob stark taking a knife to the chest... I'm just so sad guys, how bad this show has become. I hope that they tune the feminism down next episode and make a cool battle to salvage this shit a little bit.

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based data miner

Bran winning would probably be the worst possible situation. Or maybe the best, considering the backwards sorts of assholes who populate the world of Gurm.

He's a weird creepy bastard and I'm not entirely sure he's on the side of humanity at all.

Rape culture

So where is your new goalpost? I can't tell.

>Jon beating up Ramsay
This is one of the dumbest scenes in the show, though. The entire episode in fact.

1, 3-8, 10-12, 14-15 only
Please fix and resubmit

>when you are trying to enjoy your meal and a woman just fucking ruins it

>someone actually wasted time lining up all those WW pieces just to show the lowbrow viewers how outnumbered they are
I mean everyone knows the mandatory appeal to lowest common denominator and all but fucking hell talk about lowbrow
this is satire

They wouldn't. Cos you would never see pasties from that angle.

Carl Drogo would be proud

rolling for red woman

>The Winds of Death
molto bene

Bran's actor and the fat man never say he's on the good side they always say "on the side of the living" so he's clearly going to pull some shit.

Roll

Has anybody noticed that Bran's wheelchair isn't functional?
He just teleports to where the exposition is.
Hell, in S8E1 he just sits in the courtyard the whole time and exposition finds him.

fuck

fuck off that was one of the better episodes.

>battle plan
Winterhell is fucked no matter how you slice it. They didn't armor the dragons so there is literally nothing stopping them from getting speared again. Also the dead will rise from the crypts and kill everyone there.

>muh mindless action

I don't care whether they would or wouldn't. I was just BTFO'ing the guy implying that they couldn't even if they wanted to. I don't really care how naked a british slag is at any given moment.

cool claymore

The winds for gods

I wonder if it will be some dumb circular shit where he has to sacrifice himself to the NK to beat the NK; then he turns into the NK. D&D already make time travel practically canonical, so anything is possible.

who said they couldnt

>A Dance of Wulfes
neat.

Gosh darn glow in the darks wanting to know the color of my shirt.

the battle of bastards got 9,9/10 on metacritic with 170k votes, but you're the right guy.

>RIIIIIIICKOOOOOOOOON
>That fucking horrible CGI plot armor
>Suddenly Knights of the Vale
>Ramsay is simultaneously able to buttfuck Jon's army AND do a 180 and become a cowering retard who has no scouts anywhere and is fucking worthless at CQC, all in the span of fifteen seconds
"Battle" episodes are the lowest of the low. Every single one of them is absolute garbage, with minor exception to Blackwater.
You're a goddamn cancer. Go record yourself reacting to reading this post why don't you, fucking brainlet.

rollan

if you hate battles on a fantasy show so much, why don't you go read a political theory book instead? it's got all the realism and hard logic you need

>"Battle" episodes are the lowest of the low.
Are you actually in favor of the endless parade soap-opera-esque talking heads that we've been handed so far this season? There's nothing more boring about this show than watch these unlikeable characters have conversations about the plot. The writing has markedly declined since they ran out of book material to pull from.

By far, the most entertaining aspect of the show, now more than ever, are the big-budget battle eps.

>do those guards just stand there all day long? Do they have to walk all the way back to the eyrie when their shift is up? That's a long as fuck walk, must be a complete pain in the ass if their barracks are all the way up there.
There's probably an outpost right by the gate and the men assembled when the main characters showed up.

score one for the manlets.

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Rolling rollim

roll for 11, 8 or 7

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