I'M GONNA SEND YOU BACK TO AZKABAN IN A HUNDRED DIFFERENT PIECES IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE WRETCHED NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
I'M GONNA SEND YOU BACK TO AZKABAN IN A HUNDRED DIFFERENT PIECES IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE WRETCHED...
Nathan Kelly
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Levi Cook
>Corrado Soprano...
>JUNIOR
Angel Reyes
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY IN MY FLOO NETWORK
Grayson Young
Si?
Anthony Hughes
You are no boss of mine...
Matthew Jenkins
What's that, boy?
Lucas Cruz
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Logan Barnes
kek, that still gets me
Noah Sullivan
JUNNYYYYEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR
John Williams
Why was Chinese Hitler in Harry Potter?
Matthew Gonzalez
The street sweeping game was winding down so he decided to try his hand at wizardry
Chase Perry
THE NAME GIVE US THE WRETCHED NAME
Robert Myers
HELLLLLO FATHAAAAAAA
Lincoln Cruz
HELLO FATHA
Ayden Wood
fathamind
Nathaniel Moore
>BART E. GRAUT
>JUNIOR (formerly senior)
Zachary Torres
>flicks tongue for three hours
Oliver Campbell
YU AR NO SON OF MINE
Joshua Thomas
BAAAARTYYY CROOUCH
JUNYAH
Brody Lee
deh
Ryan Nelson
>He said calmly
John Martinez
The Hungarian Holocaust, ooooooooo
Parker Ward
*stares at your winky*
Alexander Bennett
Why did they make her a slut?
What the fuck Rowling?
David Young
CUM
CUM
CUM
Elijah Flores
>Girl dies during puberty
>Her ghost longs eternally for a good dicking
Is Rowling ourgal?
Isaiah Sullivan
Ghosts can't be sluts, and just try and deny you wouldn't peek at the primo cunny in Hogwarts if you were a ghost there.
David Stewart
>die in a bathroom
>stuck as a ghost
>get bored
>eventually start peeping on people when they're trying to go to the bathroom
it makes sense
Samuel Miller
They really did a good job of removing the wonder and magic from the world after the second film. They did that shit at the London Olympics without magic.
Wyatt Martinez
>THAT'S MY BOY
>THAT'S MY WIFE'S SON
Carson Phillips
HE'S MORE THAN AN ATHLETE!
HE'S AN ARTIST!
Jace Flores
Viktor I love you,
Viktor I do,
When we're apart my heart beats only for you!
Charles Taylor
kek
William Baker
Everytime i see this I think "The Israeli long nose ooooo", I just want to thank the user who originally did it, i hope you're here.
Joshua Garcia
sneed's school of feedcraft and seedery
Jayden Nguyen
don't do this
Brandon Watson
You may send me back in as many pieces of you like, but having his name won't save you from being in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Gavin Rivera
____DEH____
Jaxon Johnson
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Anthony Rogers
>*record scratch*
Parker Kelly
>no clifford for president
one job
Grayson Watson
IT'S NOT THE IRISH *bang*
Colton Williams
HIS NAME WAS GARLIE
NO WAIT DONT SHOOT
OH NI-
Mason Green
meanwhile in Canada
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Jackson Smith
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA MONTANA
Evan Robinson
Is he in this room?
IsHEINTHISROOM
Josiah Rivera
>OPEN YOUR BOIHOLE YOU LITTLE SHIT
Luis Brown
HARRY'DYAPUTYANAMINTHAGOBLITTAFYRE
Levi Taylor
GYAAAAH
Zachary Brown
Eli Howard
>when the name hits
James Walker
I don't recall him dying. When was this?
Jaxon Sanchez
ROBERT DOWNEY
Hunter Hernandez
>Barty Crouch-Juneau
Why did he agree to hyphenate?
Hudson Rodriguez
>I'LL HAVE THE MINISTRY ON MY ASS IF YOU DON'T TELL ME HOW YOU GOT THAT GODDAMN NAME IN THE GOBLET, HARRY!
James Jenkins
His fucking son kills him while disguised as Mad Eyed Moody. How on Earth this didn't close the school down when it happened on their grounds is beyond me.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Jr turned him into a bone and buried it.
So from their perspective some mind-addled government official showed up to hogwarts, cursed a foreign student, and peaced out.
No cause for alarm. I don't think anyone even talked to the ministry about it.
Aaron Wood
>"The Israeli long nose ooooo"
lmao
Nolan James
>I'M THE SCATMAN