/got/

LADDERSH, SHANSHA, NOT CLIMBING UP THEM ISH HOW YOU END UP THE TENTH POSHT AND NOT THE FIRSHT

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>Drogo dead
>Tywin dead
>Roose dead
>Stannis betrayed by D&D

Euron is our only hope

>Arya is complete bullshit and her superpowered ninja fighting abilities make no sense
>No, it's perfectly realistic, and here's my horrible uninformed opinion on why it's realistic that she's able to do all this
>You're wrong, here's why I think so backed up with real world examples and physics
>Well it's just fantasy bro calm down sweaty lmao is this show too smart for you?

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Is this to bait that one autist who got mad she was made a knight?

>tfw I have the same accent as Davos

based

i do like her smile in this scene
she did it, she fulfilled her dream

Tell me about Harrenhal /got/. In as few words as possible.

Reminder that he defended the mill because everyone else was too much of a pussy to try
youtu.be/2PYtz_reNA4

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Look at them go, Ned. Our houses are joined

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are all the white walkers considered gillies nephews?

here u go, made a webm just for you

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I just watched episode 2. I’m so hyped for KOTM that I wish Godzilla would come out of the sea and BTFO the undead army and Dany

Based and radpilled

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It's a big castle.

was a well acted scene

How was it growing in Flea Bottom?

>dragons zombies and blood magic are ok
>girl ninja is not

I SHUPPOSHE THAT'S OFF THE TABLE ASH WELL

Congrats Brienne.

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HAND HER OVER NED

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>comic book pirate is our only hope
speak for yourself

>implying Euron's character hasn't been completely raped by D&D since being introduced in the show

Best girl right here

Damn, Littlefinger is good.

BOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

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Jon, take off that stupid had, and Tyrion, get out of that armor, you look ridiculous.

grew up in da norf lad, right in winterfell, nice and snowy

soon

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So whose character arcs are complete and will definitely die now?

gendry
dolorous edd
theon
Brienne

It feels so wrong that show Bobby is shorter than Ned

A thousand fan theories about the motivations of the Nights King and not a single person has dreamed up anything that approaches the brain melting stupidity of "he wants to kill Bran because Bran is, like, history or something."

Imagine going back a year or so and posting that in a theory thread - you'd get laughed right out of the room. People are still insisting that there's got to be more to it, that a show which has taken the stupidest option at every turn is for some reason not going to take the stupidest possible option. I'd love that to be true, but where's the evidence?

I have the exact same feeling that I did after The Force Awakens. I kept telling people that there was no plan, no direction, no greater secret, no cool surprises inside the Mystery Box, that we were heading into another LOST sized shaggy-dog story that goes absolutely nowhere, and then The Last Jedi came out and everyone had this surprised pikachu face.

ALL SMILES
------L--------L
------Y--------Y
------N-------N
------T--------T

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LOOKSH LIKE QUADSH ARE ON THE TABLE HOWEVER, SHANSHA

Looks like she took a big shite

thanks m8

The dialog keeps getting worse. Fuck, DnD suck.

fucking checc'd

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH

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But he met the drowned God and killed krakens. Or is he the drowned God? I cant remember. I thought he had the watery tarts axe anyhow.

This
>orcs and elves and dwarves
>why no 56% black population of hobbits tolkien???

>legit reaction watching that
Sometimes they can still find a little of the old magic

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OI, YE FINK 'E CIN FOIT FER NORF?

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But last episode was written by the "Prince of Dragonstone"

grrm.livejournal.com/550336.html

Brienne survives until the end and decides she doesn't need to get married to be great.

QUADS CONFIRM LITTLEFINGER STILL ALIVE

It is theorized he paid a faceless man to die for him, just after he told Sansa about his little game. The cited evidence is he pays a milk maid a single coin in the courtyard a scene prior to his summing/execution

It would also be really out of character of him to stay around after Bran revealed his knowledge of his doings to him (chaos is a ladder). Not to mention he would have tried to spin a lie/tale when given a chance to defend himself, instead of trying to escape in such a dumb manner that proves he is guilty

Where did it all go so wrong?

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>tfw one of the last based characters won't live to see the end

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Why did he only name 3 gods and why is he wearing the Hounds armor?

hang on, there was a non-derpy little girl on the show and /got/ didn't go crazy for her?

>Warlord rapist.
>Backstabbing Usurper.
>Backstabbing Usurper.
>Religious crusader.
>Backstabbing Usurper.
Those are your guys?

INTERNAL CONSISTENCY BAD
[Burlington Bar erupts into applause]

>magic

You remember in the First Avengers movie, where Thor has to fight Hulk and so he calls Mjolner? And for a solid minute you can hear it crashing through the Helicarrier as it comes flying towards Thor? The hammer is magic and so is the way Thor calls it, but it still has weight, it didn't just teleport to his hand magically. He called that hammer and it tore through every fucking way in its way until it found 'home'.

So even though you have stupid bullshit like Gods of Thunder and Magic Hammers, everything still behaves consistent with the rules of the universe that (You) the viewer can easily understand?

D&D don't. That's why a dragon bigger than a 707 (which it isn't) can literally fast-travel and anyone who points out that it took Robert 3 fucking months on foot to go from KL to Winterfell is an incel and should have sex.

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BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

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They ran out of book

Why does she scare white children?

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Wait who has the authority to knight someone?

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>Latest episode only had 10 million people watching it
Oh no no no....Ha Ha Ha! Maybe the GoT writers shouldn't have the first two episodes, 1/3 of their entire series, made up of filler.

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They fear and envy her possession of an actual ass

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Why do I keep thinking gwendolynnyn played in this movie too? They look nothing alike, but my mind keeps blending these two roles together. Why?

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he's dead, get over it

That's not GRRM

A genuinely moving scene. I also thought that Clarke's acting was the best its been for a long time, all those facial ticks where you could tell she just wanted to go full Targ.

They are either moving to a point where Danaerys and Jon will both sit on a maybe-extended iron throne where they balance eachother out or her as a villain. She really does seem to be losing it, but it could easily be a bait and switch, with her overcoming it when it counts.

I predict Jon is going to be about to die/sacrifice himself, and she'll consider letting him die for an instant or even a moment, and then she'll save him. If they do that it's almost certain they will end up marrying.

I don't believe all the doom and gloom spoilers. There will be a lot of death, and a lot of the characters won't make it through, but I'm willing to credit Martin with enough intellect to understand that misery porn with a 'happy' ending will stand the test of time better than a show where everyone spends a couple of months shitting on the downer ending and has no reason to ever watch it again because its ALL misery porn.

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You have a daughter. Or two. I have a cock. We'll join our houses, RIGHT NOW!
Come to your king Arya, and you Sansa.

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'ATE LANNIS
'ATE TARGS
'ATE NIGGERS
'ATE WALKERS
LUV ME STARKS
SIMPLE AS.

I just want to make a clear distinction between book and show,as everyone would. i do laugh at show Euron's insane dialogue but nothing more

Jesus an actual kino scene, it's only been 3 years

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girl you posted looks like leonardo dicaprio

but, user... if we lose Bran, we'll lose our memories of who we are because he knows all the stories and not having stories is not who we are.

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who?

I AM ABOVE AND BEYOND THE NEED FOR BOARS

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>remember that roose died to his bastard in the show
jesus christ

No I don't think Arya is the spitting image of her

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Where were you when this show actually turns out to be based and redpilled
> strong independant dragon womyn will submit to chadlet snow
>cool wine aunt queen is btfoed by his deformed brother
>Shansha is btofed by one of her own retarded schemes

What was that scene then? Misdirection?

>You remember in the First Avengers mo
stopped reading there. I don't watch capeshit

Are those two just perfect black people? Can't get children and plan to leave after they've done their job.

Name a more kino scene

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Best scene in the series since season 4. It's the casual filter for /got/ posters that like to parrot how the show sucks without knowing why it started to suck. Because this was the only episode in a long while that didn't suck.

I see what you mean

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For me, it's Yohn Royce

>Ice spiders
doubt

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imagine those nips

I'm afraid the battle scenes will suck though, that's never been GoT's strong point.

This.

Jonlet's last line being "I never knew anything" would be an acceptable price for him having to kill Daenerys to become Azor Ahai. I hope that leak is true.

Official still alive /our guy/ list
>Jorah
>Jaime
>BERIC
>Theon
>Davos

Anyone else I'm missing?

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fucking lmao

gross

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Pod
He'll die screaming and I'll be crying

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Lower property values

What a reddit post

Is Gendry no longer our guy? Did his taste in women ruin him?

Only good when they have Miguel in there.

>1/3 season gone
>nothing has happened

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Rewatching season 1, Jaime looks like more of a sympathetic character. He's not malevolent towards Ned, but Ned keeps acting like a dick to him.

dubs confirm this

Who

there's going to be a timeskip isn't there

I AM BOAR INCARNATE

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I always get davos and jorah confused...

Bronn

Arya abused her noble status to force herself on Gendry - he can't be blamed.

>the all stannis the mannis memes and Bobby b
>Tfw no tywin memes

he did throw Bran out a window however

It's against every sentiment of "wow women" and "tradition is stupid, destroying it is liberating and helps you survive" that the show has been touting.

They are going to kill their connection with the history the way the children of the forest destroyed the neck and it will be played as both bittersweet and hopefully optimistic about the revolutionary future.

It will end with some incest pair at the iron throne. Probably Tyrion and Jaime.

he literally goes out of his way to antagonize jon snow

Just like your life.

....THE ARISTOCRATS!

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But user, less episodes means even more content per episode!
You aren't an incel are you?

Is Game of Strong Women BECAUSE IT'S THEIR TURN! over yet?

>john snow and night king start fighting
>cut to crypt all the dead starks get up and start killing everyone
>cut but to snow he is besting the knight king
>suddenly Ygritte zombie
>john falters before killing the night king
>fights Ygritte then night king bests him
>just as he is about to kill snow zombie ned stark is there
>night king makes ned kill bran and john
>ned pauses before killing them and turns on the night king killing him with ice
>ned and john stare at each other the last emotional exchange
>danny rushes over
>oh eddard im so glad you didnt die
>thats not my name
>my name is john snow
>im a stark
queue credits

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Gendry has been ruined by fucking a goblin. Hound hasn’t quipped himself out of the running yet but he’s on thin fucking ice

I thought it was explained in the show that he went insane after meeting the drowned God. Idk though, I'm trying to rewatch the series and I want to read the books. There's tons of shit I dont remember and lots of little things I've picked up of the internet.

It's good to act like a dick towards traitors

SER Gendry

He may be a miserable cuck fggt

but he is a knight

I AM THE BOAR
AND THE BOAR IS ME

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>Doesn't even watch the show.
>Just parrots the memes he's heard.

ever sentence in this scene was so fucking tight, like they were cutting each other with words

Imagine what goes on in the mind of someone who simultaneously defends his medieval fantasy series as "just fantasy with dragons and ice zombies XD" and shits on superhero movies

>Jorah

BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

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user, sorry to say, theyre all dying next episode...

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seems like an eternity ago, just good writing and intense politics

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I also shit on anime, the difference is that capeshit and anime is made for children while this show is inspired on books for adults

"Lucky" Qyburn /ourguy/burn, Too bold to die

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nah. Beric gonna revive Jamie or maybe Sandor

>but Ned keeps acting like a dick to him.
Kinda shows how much more Ned cares about "MUH HONOR" rather than being happy that Jamie killed the dude that killed his father and brother.

Can't this cunt be bothered to lose her double chin for her role as a warrior at the end of the world?

>"aaa did wahn yoo not tu trust meh"

I love it

CERSEI YOU WHORE, I'M HERE FOR MY PAYBACK

Intriguing profile

That OC scene of Jaime mocking the Night's Watch so much always made me think that he was going to end up joining it

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P O L I T I C A L I N T R I G U E

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Yet his BFF has got 20 bastards

BIG GUYS GET BIG GETS

Baesedter

>post yfw night king kills everyone and the show ends with a still frame of D&D laughing while holding bags of money

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>It's made for adults but it doesn't need any sort of internal consistency and can do any of the stupid shit it wants because it's fantasy
Like it has DRAGONS, what's wrong with Arya skipping her character development and becoming a super ninja? Have sex, incels!

Jaime's the best character on the show besides Bran

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based

Who's thirsty?

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Call me a fag or whatever, but I actually lilkd this scene a lot. She's a rather sympathetic character, and this actually ended her arc nicely.
Now we just gotta have her survive the battle with the walkers and get it on with the big red headed weirdo, and we're all set.

Of course, they'll probably both die, but whatever...

Any knight technically.

Classic S1 Gormless Jon

Was he fucking retarded

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WINE LOCATED

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Seeing lots of people predict TNK doesn't make it past episode 4, and that there will be some big Hodor level twist in the end. Thoughts?

irl it's the royals.
not sure how it works in GOT though

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The baddest man on the planet

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that would actually be p based

>in the name of the smith i charge you to uhh make stuff
>in the name of the maiden i charge you to uhh not slut it up
>in the name of the crone i charge you to uhh be a old lady
>in the name of the stranger i charge you to die? whatever just stand up we're done here

SHANSHAAAAAAAA AGHHHHHHHHHHHHAGAFSFSDSSSDSDZ

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It's supposed to be them being racist or something, but it plays very heavy handed IMO.

fag

that's a shame

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No one here likes the latest season or thinks it makes sense. We’re either here because we like the books and want clues as to the end or because we’ve wasted so much time on this shit that it’s too late to pull out

Her getting knighted is a pretty big death flag if I've ever seen one.

why is bobby posting still so funny? Even after reddit got their grubby hands on it

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to quote Rich Evans
>"it's spontaneously interesting"

he looks like the clinton pepe

why would anyone call you a fag for liking the best scene out of the 2 episodes we have so far?

whatever

>not Beric Dondarrion

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DICK ON

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Tywin was far too strong an opponent for him

In theory any knight can make another man a knight, though in practice it is considered more prestigious to be famous and respected knights, particularly those actually commanding a campaign. The highest honor is to be knighted by one of the Kingsguard. There have been times when landless hedge knights of no merit dubbed dozens of their followers as "knights" simply as a favor, but this is considered an extremely disreputable practice. The comparison that George R.R. Martin has used is that being "knighted" is similar to being a "college graduate" - exactly how prestigious your degree is depends on where you received it. Technically, a student at Harvard or Oxford and a student at a local community college are both "college graduates", but there is a drastic difference between the two. Analogously, it is more prestigious to be knighted by the Kingsguard or a famous and revered knight, while a peasant knighted by a hedge knight of no fame would be scoffed at as not being a "real" knight at all.

According to the wiki anyway

sandor?

There are people here who liked episode 2 quite a lot. There's also a lot of people here who will shit on absolutely anything they do for the memes or political reasons.

Because Bobby B was HONK HONK before HONK HONK was a thing. His life was shit, the world was shit, and he knew it, but he still took every opportunity to laugh it off. He was a great character with hilarious lines in an otherwise gloom story.

Also both approx. 50% white.

show yes, books still yes but not as much

>Barristan Selmy? Now THAT was a knight....

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Yeah it's actually really good.

SHANSHA!! HELP ME SHANSHA!!

I like how this character doesn't even need silly shoops, he looks adequately ridiculous already

NK has no real character but I don't expect he will die so easily

Beric has done nothing besides look cool, Jaime is one of the few characters that has a well written arc in the show.

his rightful arc stolen by cancer (bronn)
fuck this gay earth

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Look and SOUND cool

Cursed gif, delet this

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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winterfell needs to be DIVERSIFIED

He wasn't retarded for calling the banners. He was retarded for:

1) sending Theon to try to win over the Ironborn
2) breaking his alliance with Walder Frey
3) trusting Roose Bolton with the majority of his army
4) leaving Winterfell defenseless
5) killing Lord Karstark rather than just imprisoning him and expecting good behavior from his men
6) trusting his mother anywhere near where Jaime was being held

His actually dumb move was declaring himself king - it precluded cooperation with Stannis or Renly

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>You look just like your aunt, Arya, the very same

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or the giant forehand and steel-wool for hair and unpleasant odor, but whatever you gotta tell yourself laquanda

Jorah is a basically likeable character ruined by a completely shit arc about getting cucked for all eternity

>not liking villains/inmoral characters

you simpleton
i bet you only like cartoonish characters like ned or rob,

daenerys killed people too and defended a warlord rapist,

Not so smart after all

both of them are confirmed for gay right?

REALLY?

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God, remember when the show had color, and you could actually see everything?

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>His actually dumb move was declaring himself king
His bannermen called him king

>2 hours of N O T H I N G

Imagine watching a 2 hour movie of walking/talking and pitch black scenes.

>not liking ned

I fail to see what you guys see in Jorah, not likeable at all imo

>Beric has done nothing besides look cool
t. pic related

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Nobody gonna mention Brienne being given command of the left flank in the most important battle in history, even though she’s just sansas bodyguard and has never been in a battle (executing stannis after one is over doesn’t count.) Meanwhile almost ever single lord, noble or knight in winterfell either has served in the military or fought in battles.

When did Dany meet Theon and Asha?
Maybe I was distracted, but I don't remember anybody announcing Theon when he entered the room, and why would Dany even know the current generation of Greyjoys, if any?
I'm genuinely confusioned.

>imagine being GRRM during the shooting of the pilot for GoT thinking your books will get faithfully adapted into a high budget hbo show, not yet knowing that your story would be raped by unqualified hacks

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best meme, best get

man I want a full HD wallpaper of this, it looks like a painting

>literally begs the queen to let him fuck her
>"p-please let m-me get my pepe wet!! PLEASE!
>lets him get his pp wet

Are women really like this???

Last season, they were part of her alliance

Brienne is a better commander than Stannis
She beat him

he was dumb as a rock, his naivety was the downfall of winterfell

>why would Dany even know the current generation of Greyjoys
How the fuck do you think she got to Westeros with her army? Did you watch the last two seasons while on your phone?

Hey, just because Dany is a shit pick, that doesn't mean your guys are any better. Ido like Tywin, Roose and Stannis as characters. But I don't have any "hope" for them. They were compelling terrible people, and I"m glad they're dead.

Also, how DARE you put Euron among the greats.

Yet he was still based and redpilled

who knows where they stick their crayons when their wives arent looking

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The dead are going to rise in the crypts aren't they?
It's going to be a slaughter and everyone sheltering down there will be new wights.

Even the Dany and Aegon scene in the teaser gave it away:
"The dead are already here! *panic face*"
They came from below.

>>imagine being GRRM during the shooting of the pilot for GoT thinking gee, this sure is fun. I do like the craft services table and creeping on all these actresses. Shame this piece of shit will never get picked-up, but who am i kidding? That was the plan all along when I sold the options. Muh unfilmable books shall remain unfilmable. This sure is fun, though.
ftfy

it was summer

I rewatched season 1 and was so impressed by him, Bobby was too high quality to live.

He is so overjoyed with the money and fame he got that he signed the rights for even more shit

grrm.livejournal.com/550336.html

You shut your whore mouth

>imagine getting paid upwards of 30 million dollars for some people to turn your books into a show, thus getting more sales for your books making even more money, and it being a book series you dont even care about
grrm has said many times that wild cards is his baby, and his other book series are just things he puts out, he dosent care what d and d do to thrones

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100% this will happen. DND are so desperate for a twist/surprise to trick normies into believing this show isnt a pile of shit.

He didn't beg her. He was telling her fuck me or I leave.

WAIF
WIFE
WAIF
WIFE

I like Jon.

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how is this a twist or a surprise it has been the most repeated theory of the season, everyone is saying it will happen

he was being treated for cancer at the time iirc. would have liked to see it though.

That's actually young Melly

>teleports to Riverrun
>take my sword, Brian of tarts
>I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO FUCK CERSEI AGAIN
>oh the season's over
>teleports back to king's landing
>jesus fuck white walkers, im a good guy now lmao
His arc was butchered you goddamn retard, and they had fucking book content left for him too, and they BASEDLED IT like all the rest.
Now he's just another nonsensical fuckboy to affirm the existence of ugly women and their shitty actresses.
I swear to God Lyanna Mormont will save him at the Battle of the Fallen Winter, or whatever retarded name the next overproduced circlejerk "battle" episode will be called.
I love how a good character arc for you is when a character completely forgets he had three fucking children.
I mean fucking Hell, he immediately forgot about Myrcella literally dying in his arms after S6E1, and did nothing to retaliate against Dorne.
I didn't realize alzheimer's was a character arc.

You know what the fuck I mean. There's no reason the show should be as dark and gray as it is. They put on a shitty filter that makes everything look like shit, and the shadows too dark, so you can't see shit. If they wanted to create a wintery effect, there are more aesthetic ways of doing it.

hes entertaining,
jon snow, sansa and his sister arya a.k.a cold steel are boring as fuck

i miss littlefinger so much

There is literally nothing wrong with brienne being knighted
Convince me otherwise

I actually liked this episode. People talking and reminiscing about stuff was kind of cool. Reminded me of when they went north to capture an Ice Walker.

That said, with only 6 episodes left, you think they would jump straight into the action already.

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in the books shes never met them. in the shows asha and theon replace victarion and sail to her

holy shit, based

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>everyone
Im talking normies here. Im talking the same people who didnt figure out john was a targaryen like 7 seasons ago.

>hes entertaining
He's really not. I bet your Australian, or some other shithole where they pride themselves on "bantz".

Jesus, really?
Fuck, even S5 was more memorable than S6-7.
Shitposting on /got/ is more entertaining, I suppose.

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will /ourguy/ bronn ever get his castle?

Also everyone north of the riverlands has been dressed in peasant leathers since season 1. The Starks aren't Lannisters but they're still one of the most powerful families and there's no reason for them to be dressed like shit.

THE WOLF AND THE STAG

I fully expected this. I mean, they left off with everyone separated. So they needed the time to show everyone come together, and set up this season's arching plot. Can you imagine the clusterfuck if they tried to start the season off with fighting, while all the characters are having reunions?

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>there's no reason for them to be dressed like shit.
The Cgi for Ghost in episode 2 was simply too expensive and far to vital to the plot to cut.

its arguably very retarded but the show passed that point a long time ago, they prob just thoughtd it be cool and dont have any other worthwhile characters to fill that slot and wont introduce any new ones

Pretty sure knights can't actually confer knighthood, and regardless, Jaime isn't a knight anymore.
I mean it's all symbolic and whatnot anyway, but it still felt kinda goofy.

if the show were smart last episode would have spent a chunk of time on Jon ordering the unearthing and burning of everyone in the tomb. It would have caused issues between him and the surviving starks, except Bran who would have spoken up to back Jon.

Dorne gets a free pass because they are vibrant diverse feminists just like the real Moors were.

Did I miss something or doesn't the NK still have a dragon?
Why isn't he just flying around wrecking shit?
Did it die destroying the wall or something?

They literally filmed in Iceland during the winter for 11 straight weeks doing night shoots.

You are the hard ghey

>the crypts are in fact safe;
>DnD realize that corpses reduced to bones make shitty fighters and are unable to un-entomb themselves

nah thats too sensible

It started as goofy and then became real, that was the point. You can even see Brienne realizing this is serious in her demeanor. It was well acted.

Why would they call her "sir", and why wouldn't she be pissed?

She already had the fucking title of "lady"....calling her "sir" is just stupid.

>Movie """journalist""" unironically wonder why they are losing their jobs and less people are taking their shitty reviews seriously
Huh

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>knights can't actually confer knighthood
Read the books you stupid normalcunt.

>Pretty sure knights can't actually confer knighthood,
In ASOIAF, yes they literally can. Read Dunk and Egg, a huge part of the plot is that everyone thinks Duncan's a bum even though his hedge knight mentor knighted him before he died.
>Jaime isn't a knight anymore.
Source me on the episode where this happened, because it didn't.

>2 hours
Actually 90 minutes.

Hey guys, DABID here. So a little confession we actually haven't finished the season yet. We're filming and editing it as we go along. Any recommendations on what we should do? For 3 we're planning on just having the armies stare at each other for around the first 15-20 minutes followed by Arya and Brienne tag teaming the Night King in a call back to their training sesh in the last season. The current plan is Jon and Dany get married and rule but Dany brings Daario to KL to be her bull. Suggestions we’re currently entertaining are Cersei killing the Night king by him cutting his dick on a dragonglass shard hidden in her ass, a dance off, replacing Djawadi with some eerie electronica, a T-Rex vs Dragon fight in the finale, Theon as Azor Ahai (whatever that is), and Dany doing an old man blacked scene with Salador San at some point. For the final scene the plan is to have all the characters gather together along with a cameo appearance from myself, DB, and gurm and do another Sept of Baelor. Only this time it’s real and we all are incinerated. Thoughts?

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sensible bur

literally perfect

Episode 1- 54 mins
Episode 2- 58 mins
Episode 3 - 83mins
Episode 4- 78 mins
Episode 5 and 6 - 80 mins

6 endings have been recorded.
Only 1 will be aired as canon.

I think that was the day he realized he would never have to finish his books since he would make millions off the show and wouldn’t feel as much pressure to appease fans with an ending. He’s gonna love out the rest of his days shoving greasy food in his face and laughing while laying on top of his pile of money

Imagine how amazing her tits must have looked given how great they look at 40

>Pretty sure knights can't actually confer knighthood,

jaime literally says in that very scene that they can. were you not paying attention, or do you believe he is lying for some reason?

There's a distinct lack of Stannis in that list

It GoT any knight can make another knight. It's more explicit in the book because the brotherhood's whole thing is they knight all their members and there's a scene at kings landing where some of the Kingsguard do nothing but knight Bronn's mercs for an entire night after the battle. Also Jaime is still a knight, just not Kingsguard

His blog post today was about the NFL draft fun stuff

Stannis Baratheon is dead, user. He's not alive. He's dead. He's dead, user.

It's "ser" shitlord. As-in, 'seriously badass'

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No one called her "ser", you fucking pleb

Without a doubt. It's being set up for it.
So much fucking emphasis on the crypts.
We see Arya running in terror with blood on her face aswell.
Cameo of dead Ned and Catelyn?

I love the new intro with the changing events showing the march of the walkers.
With only 3 locations shown. It seems Episode 4 will be the fighting retreat south after the disaster at Winterfell and 5 and 6 will be Kings Landing.

what am i seeing here? Aside from that retard's vpn pop-ups

And they literally lit every scene like shit. And they literally put a filter over it anyway. And the literally "crushed the blacks" to the point where you can't see anything. Look at this
youtube.com/watch?v=ZGCSP-nwDNI

The scene is so dark, you can see the color banding on their faces. They're literally don't have enough color on the dark end the spectrum to blend. So it just turns into a mess of artifacts. You could probably stop at any point, and count the color bands of the shadows. You'll see what I mean, if you just pause, and look closely in the dark spots.

>a bunch of skellies will break out of stone tombs
Yeah why didn't he think of that

Go back to >>>/lit
Oh wait, they discuss actual books there
As previously established, I'm not particularly familiar with GRRM's logic, but I would assume when you turncoat you abandon your titles in doing so.

New:

Which is why every indoor scene is so poorly lit I can barley make out the character silhouettes.
You're so close but so far user, I know you can make it

...

Fucking hell Carice was always a qt.

Apparently in ASOIAF they can, which makes fuck all sense but it's a fantasy so I guess whatever.

How many fucking houses are dead?
How many only have female heirs or lords now?

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'ATE LANNISTEHS, COR BLOIMEY, WOULDA BEEN WORSHIPIN THE SEVEN IF IT WEREN'T FER US, EH TORMUND?

Tyrion did...and made a big deal out of doing it, too.

“Ser” is the unilateral title for knights regardless of birth, while lord and lady are only used to address people who are highborn. You can be both a lord/lady and a knight, or only one or the other, but they aren’t interchangeable. Calling her Ser acknowledges her new position.

so again user, did you ignore what jaime said for whatever reason, or did you stop paying attention?

westeros has numerous laws and rules that differ from our own. why did you think knights were the same?

Where did you think all the robber knights and hedge knights came from. They’re guys who were knighted by randoms instead of famous heroes or whatever

Nearly all the houses have numerous lesser, "cadet" branches. Houses rarely go extinct unless their House Hitler -tier infamous. If a house is still viable, someone would literally just lie and lay claim to it if there was no heir

Knights are more of a religious thing in Westeros. You're being charged in the name of the Seven, not in the name of the king.

Exactly. House Arryn is about to be claimed by Chad Harding in the books, he'll probably take up the Arryn name and sigil for credibility.

You already know d&d are absolutely dumb enough to play that straight. They DON'T care. at all. and it's all so that little girl with the burnt face that reminded Davos of shireen can defend gilly

lmao
whatever happened to him?

My man!

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I hope we see her rotting corpse and an insane sand whore when we get to the Kings Landing centric episodes after the disaster at Winterfell and fighting retreat happens.

fuck, I meant to nitpick on spelling but wrote "ser" instead of "sir"

She played a young Lyanna Stark in Season 6 in the episode Home.

shes so cute

I would have an easier time believing a Dragon Zombie and Blood Magic are real than a stronk wyman is good at anything other than bleed all over town and complain about shoes

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So close

He's been the best since Season 2 m8.
Fucking bandwagoners.

marry
kill
fuck
let starve in a dungeon

Why are dickless men getting women?
Is this a modern political message about men's roles?

Greyworm and Missandei
Theon and Sansa(that look...)

>but I would assume when you turncoat you abandon your titles in doing so.
No.
Even if you're not familiar with his work, this shit isn't said in the show so why would you assume your head canon is true?