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When tho, it's actually important
Is this movie going to have an intermission for being 3 hours long?
Already got my piss bottle ready. I'm not missing shit.
just read the spoilers. stay home, pee whenever you want
The theater's security will surely discover the piss bottles though. What you really need are diapers. 2 layers should do it for a three hour movie.
>38 minutes ago
i guess i will never pee
Do people actually like this horseshit franchise? I still can't tell
I will never understand people who do this shit.
>Do people actually like this series of 22 films that has grossed billions of dollars?
Can Americans really not watch an entire movie without pissing themselves?
3 hours is a long time nigga
just piss before and don't bring a 72 oz soda into the theater
whats he gonna fill his dialysis machine with?
It's hard when you drink bottle of coke every 10 minutes
bleach preferably
>popcorn
>soda x2
>chocolate bar
>skittles
>chips
>cheetos
Doesn't exactly leave a lot of bladder room for a movie
usually a 20oz beer and just normal water drinking earlier in the day makes me have to go before it over
to be fair being a super hero movie beer probably won't be a relevant issue
Good thing my kinoplex is selling avengers diapers.
>>chocolate bar
>>skittles
>>chips
>>cheetos
These don't affect your bladder...
Go pee right after Tony stark dies, nothing else interesting happens after that.
piss anytime you fuckin want. all capeshit is the same. stupid ass movie interspersed with 5 minute fight scenes where billions of dollars of damage is done and either nothing gets resolved, or after bouncing around like ragdolls, someone actually gets hurt or dies. cue drama for the next 15 movies. captain america peaked in Not Another Teen Movie, get over it you fuckin nerds
I hold my pee for 8 hours while I'm sleeping
Answer: Whenever you want right into your empty popcorn bucket or drink cup so you don't have to leave your seat, then leave it for the wagies to clean up.
Fuck you faggot for ditching /ourguy/ keegan
The only people watching this shit are women with blown out pussies which results in bladder problems.
Wait, are you telling me I should buy an Avengers ticket so I can hotbox some braps?
not with their 20$ XXL cup of coke
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But why don't you just go in the bed? It's a lot easier on your body, since you don't strain your bladder.
you don't pee user? you should probably go to the doctor
Do these people have a bladder the size of a grape? Unless I've had too many beers, which has admittedly happened, I can piss hours before a showing and still make it through. Are they expecting a significant portion of geriatric people to see it?
3 hours long movies usually have intermissions so that you can pee and buy more food
The Avengers Endgame doesn't have a intermission because it messes up the pacing
>Journalism
>What you really need are diapers.
There are definitely people who will do this.
OHH MY GOD
THE AVENGERS BEAT THE FINAL BOSS THANOS
THE GOOD GUYS WIN
EPIC WIN
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It blows my mind people are like this. I piss 5-6 times a day at most, and two of those times are cause I am having a shit.
>One when my roommate wakes me up slamming the door (I can't sleep if I even feel the sensation of having to pee)
>During shower
>Shit # 1
>After work
>Shit # 2/ or evening
>Before bed
Even when I decide to slam down an American sized drink at the movies I only piss like one extra time.
Do Americans really not piss BEFORE the fucking movie?
I don't want to tip the bathroom attendant twice
do you westerners really need to pee every 3 hours
tiny ass bladers babies
Why can't amerimutts hold their peepees for 3 hours? Are their bladders irritated from gallons of Cola or something?
and when do they dialte during the movie?
thanks for the info you retard
What if I'm horny?
>6 times a day
Considering you're probably awake for about 16 hours, give or take a few, you're taking a piss about every two or three hours.
>he can't sit through a three hour movie without a bathroom break
What are you, a woman?
This.
>5-6 times per day
That's still three times too many.
So what you're saying is chocolate doesnt contain water?
Lord of the Rings didn't, and they were like 3.5 hours long each
you're probably dehydrated. Nigga drink more water.
>pee during shower
Degenerate and disgusting. I hope you clean your shower with bleach.
Possibly. I rarely go more often than 4-5 hours, but I mostly drink water and tea (which is supposedly a diuretic, but only a mild one). I drink soda only occasionally. Most of the adults I know who seem to have to go more often than that are also heavy soda drinkers, so you may be on to something there.
I've never been to a movie theater in Europe but American theaters have 32 or 40 oz drinks (refill), draft beer, wine, liquor and huge tubs of popcorn that make you thirsty. Sorry you yuros can't afford a good experience but one does have to pee when drinking so much liquid.
>he doesnt piss in his sink
It's not 3 hours long, credits are over 25 minutes. The total runtime with credits is like 3 hours 5 seconds, it's just pure marketing because longer obviously = more epic
seriously thoughh.. when?
"People" with manlet sized bladders.
>32 or 40 oz drinks
More than half of which is generally ice. And they do OFFER smaller sizes. You don't HAVE to buy the biggest one.
>refill
Which you'd already have to leave your seat and miss part of the movie to get, at which point you can't really complain about the lack of a piss break.
>huge tubs of popcorn that make you thirsty
Yeah, if you eat a whole tub meant for 2-3 people in the first half of the movie, like a pig.
On the exact moment you feel the pee at the back of your mouth.
Intermissions seriously need to make a comeback, runtimes are getting way out of hand.
>shitting twice a day
Weak ass colon storage, mate.
>Normalfags are acting like 3 hours is some groundbreaking cinema length
Probably the aspect that pisses me off the most about this
tl;dr
>during the loud part so no one hears
Intermissions are for movies that run close to four hours, not ones that only run three hours because the credits take nearly half an hour.
>90s
>people go see Titanic and don't give a shit about the long running time because people are acting like fucking adults
>2019
>mainstream masses are so retarded they can't actually sit on a chair for 3 hours without crying if they can't go to the toilet
To be fair, Disney MCU fans are the dumbest motherfuckers alive
Idk why but the headline really fits the picture.
>cant hold yourself
the fuck? I understand that you cant hold in diarrhea, but how can you not hold pee for 3h?
Why did you feel the need to tell us this?
>he doesn’t sneak a 6-pack of beer into the kinoplex using his beer belt when he watches capekino
Pissed twice in the movie and didn't miss a thing. After the first hour and after the second hour.
Hellloooo I'm the piss critic. I found out so you don't have to!
Jesus, what a dumb headline. Just put on a diaper.
No, two hours was generally the rule in the past. Inherited from traditional theater where it has been established for centuries that the longest uninterrupted period of time you can expect to keep a general audience captivated is for two hours.