What does Hollywood have against pregnant actresses...

What does Hollywood have against pregnant actresses? They are hardly given roles and the ones that do often have to hide their pregnancy. Is this some type of power play?

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They learned from Married With Children that miscarriage doesn't sell.

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I didn't know about that. Sad. Makes perfect sense.

what are some big movies?

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>ywn have a pregnant portman wife
>swn come home after a long hot day of waddling around and ask you to massage her tired feet
>swn ask you to fuck her ass because the hormones are making her super horny but also because she does't want to do vaginal sex because she fears it might harm the baby
>after she's given birth while you're cuddling in bed swn whisper in your ear that she wants another one and that you should get to work

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weird, Jessica Biel worked on three movies when she was pregnant and she is hardly hired.

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any kinos for this feel?

Because pregnant women look fucking disgusting.

Also they unbearbale to work with because they are even more moody and hormonal than normal.

they don't want to deal with the insurance issues

>Because pregnant women look fucking disgusting.
How many cats do you have?

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yeah, what the hell happened there?

Kikes believe pregos should be kicked in the belly until abortion. It's in the talumud.

You should be locked up, fed estrogen and used as breeding stock for the rest of your natural lifespan.

maybe she's taking time off to be a mom?

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Name one good role for an obviously pregnant woman besides obviously pregnant woman. Most shows and movies don’t want to have to rewrite the script around the woman’s pregnancy, and the shows and movies that do have pregnant woman tend to hide their pregnancies. See: Marie from Breaking Bad. There was a season, either 2 or 3 (can’t remember), where she would always have something covering her stomach area or her shots would either be of her turned around or from the neck up. They also made good use of her lab coat for this.

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So you like women with strange round stomachs and fat faces ?

Have you ever been around a pregnant woman? They complain about everything.

Based Brosnan would approve this threadd

then how come orthodox kikes are reproducing so quickly in israel there is genuine fear the nation will collapse because they just collect unemployment checks and do pilpul all day

pregnant women are literally unironically peak female form. I'm sorry you're gay

I’m a guy and I agree with him. Do you people seriously fetishize someone knocked up with another man’s seed? Wanting to fuck a pregnant woman is the ultimate cuck.

And plenty of shows used it as part of the plot

Pretty sure dark angel had a pregnancy arc, star gate atlantis did and so did wynonna earp. its not my fault you have no creativity

Fargo

my dick has never been harder

And it’s not the writer’s fault that the woman got knocked up. I will admit that Always Sunny did a good job with this, though.

do pregnant women get nervous from the additional attention?

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Oh m8, you don't want to ever fuck a pregnant womans ass. They don't have full control of that muscle during pregnancy

Two reasons:
1. They cut the baby out in 4th trimester and incubate it to increase life suffering.
2. They are mostly jeq migrants from east Europe and russia.

Imagine being so emasculated or such a seething roastie that you can't admire the beauty of the pregnant human form, literal embodiment of fertility

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he approves of seed as well as feed

What is your point? A good writer got yo back and makes it work.

My fave one was writing in broken limbs into the story when some of the cast were injured.

I said weird because OP said pregnant women are not hired and if someone like Biel, who barely gets a job, worked a lot while pregnant, maybe OP is wrong

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Imagine if she played one of those pregnant strippers in Closer. How would that change it up?

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what the fuck is this and why am i leaking precum

revenge of the sith

Pregnant women have looser bowels haha imagine her doing the splits and ripping a huge fart haha gross could you imagine

Right yeah that's kinda what I was getting at, her kids what like 5? The prime of her career was probably around 2008-2010 or so, so weird she was in so much in general let alone pregnant

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Rachel Weisz won the Oscar while pregnant. The pregnancy is shown in the movie.

Still, it’s dumb to hire a pregnant woman for a role that hasn’t been cast yet, and it’s not discriminatory or whatever that writers aren’t out there making more pregnant roles.

How about you take 9 months out of your fucking life to make sure your kid doesn't come out pre-aborted. Jesus christ.

>besides obviously pregnant woman
>the pregnancy is shown in the movie

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I wanted to say they didn't care

Normal Duff=10
Preggo Duff=11

you look at pics from revenge of the sith and realize how far off the costume department was in terms of fake belly size

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Why hasn't Kate Upton's film career advanced much more?

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pregnant women showing off their bellies is basically women showing off that they have a creampie fetish

I was thinking why actresses don't get pregnant to play pregnant roles?

its nature user

why did you have to put that idea in my head

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Why do I want to fuck pregnant women? It's not my fetish or obsession. I just want to bang them from time to time.

probably the swollen nips

I don't know. I suspect the belly has something to do with it.

whatever happened to Jaime Pressly? Did she just go off to be a good mother or something?

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like rubbing the belly?

i cant explain it either
i think its some deep buried caveman psyche shit that still remains in our head
the fact that theres a living creature in there is disgusting, and I dont like fat chicks, and i'm not a really a tits guy either
but milking tits and preggo stomachs give me a raging boner

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wow them bazongas like tripled in size holy fuck

nah. like this user said, i can't explain it.

Because non pregnant actors with a fake bellies are better at their jobs.

Wow!

It's just nature, you may not like it but can't help it. It is in our nature to breed and a pregnant woman is peak fertility

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I love pregnant women because I know I can cum deep inside with no condom on, with zero risk to me.

Plus big ol pregnancy titties and ass (I knew this girl with a flat ass who's ass fucking ballooned in size during her pregnancy, it was a sight to behold.

I hate it when I get jealous for babies

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You lads might be onto something

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think we are too

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heh nothin personel, kid

mommy

One of the best threads on here in a while

i bet her milk tastes like the milk after a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch

Woman of a certain age should be pregnant 9 months of the year for several years. There should be plenty of roles for them.

>cinnamon toast crunch breastmillk
please let that be a thing

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Could not fucking stand her in interstellar

why is pregnant natalie so much hotter than any other pregnant woman
is it because she gets so massive

search jessica simpson then

I think its a mix of that, the fact that she shows off that bump quite a bit when she does, and her jewess features. Makes me diamonds

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honestly after Natalie, Kim K was a really great preggo

her faggy husband needs to put another baby in her or get a bull to impregnate her again

>when you get so big your underbelly is visible

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I think she has enough time for two more kids, probably won't happen though

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