Luke Skywalker will be reincarnated into a literal space slug

>Luke Skywalker will be reincarnated into a literal space slug
OH NO NO NO AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What Doctor Who episode is this

Yes, this is a grub that later turns into Yoda species. Yoda is not an alien, but an embodied Jedi ghost, Jedi die twice.

>No one's ever really gone

Oh boy

Jesus Greg could you stand to lose some fucking weight you're a movie star
The resistance might be low on ships and troops but their food rations seem to be intact

this is revenge for Watto

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>retards still believe these leaks after the FORCE TREE shit from TLJ
you guys are so goddamn gullible. i wish i'd come up with this luke reincarnation shit

so sick of abrams putting this fat fuck in his movies. we get it, you're friends. the guy doesn't belong in star wars

>this is marks legacy

it'll be a financial smash hit but man is it going to be funny to see how shit it all is

If you only knew how bad things really are

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Are you saying he has weight that needs to be _ L O S T _ ?

Oh look, it's Jar Jar's favorite pet actor.

That sounds kinda cool

lol

No, it sound dumb as fuck.

No, it sound pretty cool. Luke turns into a Yoda and the next trilogy is about Yoda Luke saving the galaxy from Darth Maul who was revealed to still be alive back in Solo.

These assholes can't stop ripping off Dune, can they?

All sci-fi rips off Dune.

JewJew son of Abrams

Not really true, just some of the most popular settings.

faggot retard

if this is true then it's definitely time to bail out. I don't plan being on this train when it crashes.

Fake, like the last one with this guy. first, and only, rule of trolling. post false information.

that sounds awful

JUST

This can't be true. They hate Luke that much?

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This sounds based t.b.h.

where is mace windu?

What will Sheev be reincarnated as?

is that porkin's wife's grandson?

When I first saw this pic, I thought the slug was half-assed Trump allegory. I even expected it would have a voice actor doing a drumpf impression.

Pretty sure its more mark hamill hate rather than luke

the 11th doctor

when did farscape rip-off of dune?
name one (1) instance

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lads


>that interview with Hamil just repeating "Luke, would NEVER DO THAT. He would never abandon the force. He would -never- do that, but, hey, it's not my story. He would never abandon the light side. "

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wait for the "Art of" book

Why do the Rebels have so many fatass pilots? I've never seen a fat stormtrooper.

There is no source for this leak. Someone on Yea Forums just keeps pushing it.

Everything this guy does is just textbook brain damage from long term alcoholism. His long pauses and constant confusion. I can't believe people are looking this deeply into shit he says/does.

A part of my brain just shriveled up from the blatant homosexuality of that post. Just stop, get some help.

It's all true

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If that's true thats a really clever way to fix jonson's bullshittery

>copying what Lynch did with Philip Jeffreys

JJ Abrams is peak plagiarist

but there was a fucking tree

I stopped caring after the prequals. They can rape his force ghost with that nigger jedi for all I care.

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he stores extra space snacks in that box on his chest (close to his mouth)

So the last NuWars had a titty monster alien and this one has an alien that looks like a pickled dick. Bravo Disney.

So Yoda is an avatar instead of a unique being?

I hope this happens.

FPBP

Every single fucking nerd who is excited for this drivel needs to be hung. Shills too

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I'd take a campy and silly star wars over nu-wars any day. I genuinely hope this turns out true.

no u

thanks

owo

thanks for the advice, I'll try that after I'm done mass replying

My question is, what happened to the standards for the rebels? Is he supposed to be some kin to Porkins?

Didn't they have a fat guy in the OT?

Rose wasn't in the OT.

That'd be weird, risky and creative. In other words, nothing that Abrams would ever do in a Star Wars movie.

type out what noise you think it's going to make

heres mine

URRHWAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHEHEHE *splunch splunch splunch* EUWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEE

What the fuck?

Somebody give me a quick rundown.

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Alright.


ARRROOFFFF, ARRROFFFFFFFF. AROFFFFFUFUFUF. AROFFFFUUU.

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Jew Jew also put Felicity in the movie. She must've sucked him off a good one.

LMAO THOSE HACKS

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Half-Life 2: Episode 3

Fuck that. People die when they are killed.

Nobody's ever really gone user.

I knew that thing looked familiar.

Maul literally died in rebels, which takes place after solo.
Basically you're a fucking retard.

>leaks without sources that everyone believes
welcome to Yea Forums

>No i am Yoda.

Rebels isn't canon. Only the movies are. Do you think your average normalfag even bats an eye at any of the side material?

For a man made out of swords you aren't very sharp senpai.

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>Rebels isn't canon
Disney has said that the tv shows and movies are canon.
Your theory is wrong, get over it.

I am hung

is that millie BBB?