Cobra Kai

All at once at 12 midnight EST

Striker/Ethnarc show when?

>11 posters
this is the most underrated show of Yea Forums

t. pussies

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>check RT (yes I know its shit)
>Go to Cobra Kai Season 2
>only one bad review, the other 8 are mostly all 4/5s
So is this counter-shilling?

I cannot wait i think its not gonna flop i hope its what it what it is, 80s style Karate gang brawls

Official Cobra Kai vs. Miyagi Do poll

strawpoll.me/17873779

Balance > way of the fist

if the negative review is the one posted in the last thread, it was literally 'not what i wanted: the review'

heh, that's why I watched Cobra Kai. Their analysis of how it's the white chad settling for being some mentor to his mestizo replacement was on point.

s1: Cobra kino
s2: Miyagi because fuck the original sensei and his predictable plot line.

bump
who midnight binging?

i might have to start paycucking again soon, TDS has been noticeably less terrible recently. dem primary debates should be meme central

Absolutely based

Miguel is based and Robbie is a Gary Stu faggot, so Cobra Kai

I want to run my hands through Robby's hair

kek cobra kai is 100%

Downloading all the episodes as soon as they come out and marathoning them instead of sleeping early for work

I don’t understand why they keep getting hyped in the tournament calling Daniel a previous winner when Johnney won the two previous before that

Where fren?

me

>wagecucks
When will they learn

God what a sexy little minks

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will they have the first episodes for free on youtube

probably

I thought YouTube Red was free now

Johnnys son is faggot. he needs to go back to his 90s sitcom

Imagine not wanting to pay money to see her

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Worried this season is going to be terrible considering how they dropped the ball with the ending for last season.

Only the first episode is free.

Also: youtube.com/watch?v=eKc-SxD0HZE

WHEN IS IT OUT

IS IT GONNA BE ALL AT ONCE

It's rigged.

I voted Miyagi and it counted for Cobra

All episodes are up.

Yeah, no one gives a shit about TKK

What the fuck are you talking about?

Cope or not? Season 2 will be deciding factor.

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Oh I see it now.

I refreshed and nothing came up so I autistically posted.

>most episodes are around 30 minutes long
Nice

w2c

Free episodes where?

I thought they were doing away with premium? Hope a kind user megas it.

>w2c
It's on German eBay, some dude just screen prints the logo on different garments. Not an official product at all but good quality.

ebay.de/itm/302901146027

BTW: in Germany Youtube didn't release it yet. Gotta proxy or pirate...

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Last year a based user uploaded the 1 season, hopefully he'll do it again today

>/ourguy/
>implying it's not this guy

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wrong! It's out now in Germany too!

Will we get more of /ourguy/ Xander Stone?

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I wonder if Miguel will get cucked again

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I hope he gets a new girlfriend just so she leaves him for Robby again

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Not our guy Big Booty Mags Bert?

>inb4 we’re all gunna die kid

Miguel and Johnny's relationship is literally the best thing about the show though.

80s nostalgiafag Millennials BTFO!

this simple strawpoll has given me hope for our future

Is this show stuck on Youtube Red?

No, it's also on thepiratebay

It's "YouTube Premium" now, but yeah. First ep of season 2 is free though; if you intend to pirate it shouldn't take more than a couple hours for episodes to start showing up online. There's also free trial if you make sure you're on top of canceling before they charge you.

YOU KEKS BETTER NOT SPOIL THE EPISODES

Playoff hockey has gone into overtime and is delaying me watching Season 2

It's illegal to stealth advertise on this website.
Your office has been targeted for termination.

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Word.

>Kreese walks in and sees some scrawny kid with a shirt that says "The Future is Female" LMAOOOOOO

>No, no, we accept boys and girls
>Gender-what?
>Hey, is this a prank call?

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If you follow the way of Cobra Kai and take it too far you can become a bully. If you follow the way of Miyagi Do and take it too far you can become a soi-swilling pussy. Think I'd rather be potentially a bully than a Democrat-voting incel.

Lawrence is fucking based

Daniel has a hot wife and Robbie as Daniels official pupil has been given permission to despoil his daughter. Miguel is a poorfag bully with no Sam gf

First episode finished, it's just as good as season 1 so far. Season 1 started to sort of fall apart in the latter half though.

Daniel didn't take Miyagi Do too far. In fact that was one of the lessons from the original film: Mr. Miyagi was all like, "LOL JUST IGNORE THOSE BULLIES AND THEY'LL GO AWAY," and Daniel-san straight up told him that was bullshit and that would bully him forever unless he fought back and Miyagi ended up agreeing.

gender what? is this a prank call?

Is that a real line?

Yup.

Daniel is his first student so he’s still ironing out the details

season 2 keepin up the bantz.

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>"Jesus Christ..."

>Cobra.Kai.S02.2160p.RED.WEB-DL.AAC5.1.VP9-AJP69
>Cobra.Kai.S02.2160p.RED.WEB-DL.AAC5.1.VP9-AJP69
>Cobra.Kai.S02.2160p.RED.WEB-DL.AAC5.1.VP9-AJP69
>Cobra.Kai.S02.2160p.RED.WEB-DL.AAC5.1.VP9-AJP69
>Cobra.Kai.S02.2160p.RED.WEB-DL.AAC5.1.VP9-AJP69

Whole season just uploaded to private trackers.

Cobra.Kai.S02E01.Mercy.2.2160p.RED.WEB DL.AAC5.1.VP9 AJP69.mkv 3.06 GB
Cobra.Kai.S02E02.Back.in.Black.2160p.RED.WEB DL.AAC5.1.VP9 AJP69.mkv 2.63 GB
Cobra.Kai.S02E03.Fire.and.Ice.2160p.RED.WEB DL.AAC5.1.VP9 AJP69.mkv 1.96 GB
Cobra.Kai.S02E04.The.Moment.of.Truth.2160p.RED.WEB DL.AAC5.1.VP9 AJP69.mkv 2.69 GB
Cobra.Kai.S02E05.All.In.2160p.RED.WEB DL.AAC5.1.VP9 AJP69.mkv 2.61 GB
Cobra.Kai.S02E06.Take.a.Right.2160p.RED.WEB DL.AAC5.1.VP9 AJP69.mkv 3.93 GB
Cobra.Kai.S02E07.Lull.2160p.RED.WEB DL.AAC5.1.VP9 AJP69.mkv 2.26 GB
Cobra.Kai.S02E08.Glory.of.Love.2160p.RED.WEB DL.AAC5.1.VP9 AJP69.mkv 2.56 GB
Cobra.Kai.S02E09.Pulpo.2160p.RED.WEB DL.AAC5.1.VP9 AJP69.mkv 2.61 GB
Cobra.Kai.S02E10.No.Mercy.2160p.RED.WEB DL.AAC5.1.VP9 AJP69.mkv 2.76 GB

4K is uploaded

>private trackers
>tfw you will never be invited to private kino trackers

Anybody can do it user

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I can has invite?

>Johnny Lawrence discovering the internet

no

f-fuck you

What are these codes for

>Jewtube Red
Fuck off shill

fuck bros im gonna have to step out of the threads until in watch some
see you and stay comfy

>implying 99% of everyone that watches it doesn't pirate
Fuck off good goy

>Goes straight for porn, 80's movies, and conspiracy theories

So is this stuff played for laughs or in a way where it shames Johnny for not being woke.

Hes Miguel's dad

>jewtube

if anything made by jews gets banned ill gladly accept tossing this show too

Played for laughs mostly. It acknowledges that Johnny and Kreese aren't in-touch with current shit, but it's never like "this guy is an asshole for thinking this way."

It's poking fun at modern wokeness (at least that's how it was in the first season).

why dont you watch it and make up your mind you fucking moron its only 30 minutes

>"YOU SHOULD BE PROUD. YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE PROUD IF YOU TOLD THEM WHAT WE DID HERE"
>"WHICH YOU WON'T"

God I fucking love Johnny.

There's an ugly green tint on episode 1. Are all the episodes like this? I don't remember this green tint shit in the first season.

MIYAGI-DO BTFO. LARUSSO BREAKS ICE, JOHNNY BREAKS FIRE

Download when?

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>Download when?
Came out already. I'm almost done downloading the 4K.

>pay for this

kobrakino is the shit. only a fag who never watched it but is curious would join a thread to bash a show hes never seen

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ust finished season 1 and it was great entertainment...until the last episode.

No, no, no, there has to be a moral to the story that toxic masculinity is dangerous and all the Red Pill lessons Johnny teaches will leave you a lonely alcoholic. In Miguel's case, he loses his girl by demonstrating too much testosterone. Hawk gets the girl but becomes a little bastard that takes cheap shots and gets disqualified. The fat black girl becomes a poor sportsman that can't deal with defeat. Johnny finally wins the valley championship but loses his son to creepy pedo looking Larusso and ends up in a room with just his trophy and a bottle of booze.

All the dichotomy of the characters, the complexity, the depth, the no black and white to a person that the show did so well ended with the last episode. The last episode was simple good vs evil myopic story where all of Johnny's pupils become mean little bastards and the real little bastard, Johnny's kid becomes a good little boy all Zen with life under Larusso's hands on tutelage. The change to mean little bastards was so complete in just one episode, you forget that they were the social losers, the outcasts and they become two dimensional characters.

I mean for us torrentlets that don't have access to private trackers

>toxic masculinity
nigga the lesson is just to not fight dirty.

Unless you are myagi dojo
Then you can win with illegal crane kicks

Tory trounces Sam

This. Johnny immediately clears this up in S2E1. "Be a badass by fighting with honor, don't be a little bitch and hit someone with their back turned". This is basic shit.
And even then the shitting all over how pussywhipped modern society is continues into S2. There's already been two scenes.

>"THE FUTURE IS FEMALE"
>"Is this a prank call?"

>>I mean for us torrentlets that don't have access to private trackers
I dunno. Whenever it makes it there. It's already on private usenet. Public torrents will be next I guess.

Nah nice try. That shit was utter garbage

Way to miss the point. The "strike first strike hard" rules were fine and made the wimps into chads. The problem was the "no mercy" rule that encourages playing dirty. You're right about Miguel losing Sam though. The whore was flirting with Robby and the beaner had every right to be upset

I can't believe the series gets good reviews then. With all that in there you'd think journos would be throwing hissy fits.

First episode was okay, now FUCKING POST THE REST ALREADY

Based cobra Kino bros

Whole season has been up, both on YouTube and for pirating.

Oh shit its out?

Hawk for sure deserved the dressing down he got.

Someone insulted his haircut, and he decided attack them from the back in full view of a referee.

The final match could have been him vs Miguel, and Cobra Kai would have taken home two trophies either way.

Instead, he disqualified himself and cheated Miguel out of a proper fight.

He decided that it was more important to prove he wasn't a pussy than to win a fight.

In a bygone age, his punishment would have been to accept a beating from a few of his fellows.

Now, scolding Miguel was definitely hypocritical.

>First episode was okay, now FUCKING POST THE REST ALREADY
I have all 10 4K episodes downloaded.

Upload them to zippyshare one episode at a time please. Thank you and God bless America.

Have fun slaving your computer and connection for the next three months to keep your ratio in check.

Can't find it on the regular torrent sites, wtf?

Not him but from what I've heard the private tracker mafia would track him down and break his legs if he did that

Hesitant to watch. S1 was like sunlight on my depression last year. Then my BFF who I introduced the show to died around Christmas. And we had talked about if S2 could be nearly as good or if it'd be pozzed. Tfw not sure I can endure S2 being trash, with my friend no longer here. Please don't let me down. I bet you.

no lol

oh wow I leave my torrent client on. who cares. wahhhhhh.

you have to keep waiting

>Now, scolding Miguel was definitely hypocritical.
Nah. He explained right afterwards he didn't want Miguel to become what he used to be. Plus you have to remember Johnny DIDN'T want to target Daniel-san's injury in their match; Kreese ordered him to.

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Dmitri doing the Miyagi training was hilarious.

First episode is pretty good also ita FREE

Is there anything else worth watching on Youtube? I really liked the first two episodes that are free to watch but can't really justify subscribing for just one show.

>download 4k HEVC/x265 movie
>plays just fine
>download first episode off jewtube in 4k
>laptop fan starts spinning
Why...

>Is there anything else worth watching on Youtube?
No. Cobra Kai is the only thing worth watching. And you should pirate it anyways instead of giving your money to those faggots.

where?

you just downloaded yourself a hot noc list my friend

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Literally any torrent site in the next 24 hours.

Apparently there's a month of free trial, so the one show that's worth watching can be easily binged.

Oh god yes, he was so fucking cartoony

holy FUCK that last episode

I like Kreese going full Frank Dux.
>I'VE TRAINED NAVY SEALS... OFF THE BOOKS OF COURSE

The whole franchise is cartoony.
Go to lit if you want gay intellectual porn

The fuck. Show only came out an hour ago

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Fuck not reading though the thread in case of spoilers but as of episode 5 the season retains season 1’s quality. Needs more Bert and Xander though

She got thicc. Are her feet still sexified?

Notice how whitey wears the gayest shit

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i could live with my dick on her ass 24/7

holy shit hes the personification of the zoomer meme

>Kreese making hawk into a living weapon
FUUUUCK

Imagine getting a handful of Sam's booty

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I'm trying to watch the free episode on YouTube. In get sound but no video. Do I have to sign up for a jewtube account before I can watch it? Just the free episode

Just feel it, he says...

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Where the fuck are you guys watching? Cant find any torrents

I also love Sam's mom.

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you just gave me a great idea for a t-shirt

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Miguel should stick with Tory, way better girl than Sam.

Would buy 100%

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>Where the fuck are you guys watching? Cant find any torrents
Learn to pirate, nigger.

>ywn finger sam´s asshole for hours and see her sticking out her tongue in pure pleasure

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great idea, you steal roasties thunder and they cant say shit because trannies are way more opressed

normal people would just laugh

Wayne

any openload/zippy/google drive links?
a magnet link pls?

>they cant say shit
>SHEMALE IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST SLUR YOU SHITLORD

then say black disabled trans women are the future

which makes it even better.
imagine some cunt chimping out at you in public over this.
i'd laugh my ass off at xer.

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SHIMS

>any openload/zippy/google drive links?
>a magnet link pls?
no

Cobra Kai is proof all those Marvel Netshit shows should have been 30 minutes long.

>they didnt poz it

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whew. None of the torrent sites have em up.

This is better than capeshit

You are shit at piracy.

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What website friend. inb4 "cant you recognize the website Lmao"

Why would I tell you idiots where to get stuff without torrenting? Get sued.

I will fucking rape you.

He's watching at 2× speed.

Yikes quite the edgy man I see. Guess Ill wait a few hours for regular torrents to be up

>Guess Ill wait a few hours for regular torrents to be up
good. that's what you deserve.

>just watched season 1

how the FUCK is it so good

Tommy...

Writers that actually care?

halfway in. def not as good as season 1. callbacks are forced. bantz were there at first but went awol shortly after. still into it tho.

This. They had actual respect and fondness for the source material. Unlike what you see from Netflix.

>worried about getting sued while seeding torrents
You can't fool me.

Daily reminder that anyone who votes for Cobra Kai is a brainlet. And probably also mexican.
Miyagi trumps all.

Season 2 sucks. So disappointed.

F
youtube.com/watch?v=Fq-L8vxE8XY

sorry bro private trackers are for virgins,
i dont wanna worry about ratio and suckinadmins dick, im too chad for that shit
i will watch some euro kino and tomorrow cobra kai,

Did you watch it all already? It's been out 3 hours, so you might be a bit over half in at most. I only watched first episode and I liked it. I hope it is the roller-coaster season 1 was.

I might sign on for the 1 months free premium later today or wait till tomorrow as you plan to do. I got enough chores to do to fill the time till then.

>>i dont wanna worry about ratio and suckinadmins dick, im too chad for that shit
None of that happens. I just seed and I download. Enjoy waiting.

>think about paying for it
>JewTube Premium not even avaliable in my country

Well fuck you too then

no need to wait
fuck ratiocucks
fuck niggers
fuck kikes
fuck jannies
fuck youtube

heres episode 2
vshare.eu/qn16hdh9uu3t.htm

Thanks my homie

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heres episode 2 in better quality
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episode 3
clipwatching.com/na79ygkughtw/Cobra_Kai_S02E03_Fire_and_Ice_720p_RED_WEB_AAC5_VP9_AJP69_mkv.mp4.html

episode 4
clipwatching.com/g1nlnegncl46/Cobra_Kai_S02E04_The_Moment_Truth_720p_RED_WEB_AAC5_VP9_AJP69_mkv.mp4.html

episode 5
clipwatching.com/gf8wd6qc9jfq/Cobra_Kai_S02E05_All_720p_RED_WEB_AAC5_VP9_AJP69_mkv.mp4.html

episode 6
clipwatching.com/d95zp8e7yxwi/Cobra_Kai_S02E06_Take_Right_720p_RED_WEB_AAC5_VP9_AJP69_mkv.mp4.html

>Stringray fucking wins it

watched the whole thing, its garbage. they fucked it up big time. all the goodwill they earned from Season 1 is flushed down the drain... you read it here first... screenshot this

Which LaRusso girl is the best girl?

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The Japanese one.

its a tie between the two first, whoever has the best ass wins

just tell me...
pozzed or not?

Could there be any doubt?

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The third one, Teen Witch, is definitely the worst.

tf did i just watch

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me by the doorway

damn BLACKED uploaded new kino

Jennifer Parker 2.
I also have a feeling she'll end up back in Johnny's arms. OTP.

The one with the theme song.

youtube.com/watch?v=ySmqm2Iik48

So what's the grand arc of season 2?

Cool rattlesnake

dat ass

Tamlyn Tomita for certain, with thick Shue being a close second.

youtu.be/Z1AAkDOzuXw

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Cobra Kai Season 3: LaRusso's Harem

Johnny's Tinder montage was 10/10

I'd buy that for a dollar!

cobra kai getting their asses kicked most of the season. theres a Hawk vs Demitri fight.. guess who wins..

3 and 4 are afterthoughts.
1 and 2 are where it's at.

Sorry for the shit quality

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they're setting up season 3 for Johnny to take over Miyagi Do Karate obviously, the entire season Daniel's wife is complaining about him ignoring her and the car dealership, Kreese takes over Cobra Kai...

no one wants to watch a show about lame Miyagi Do and Johnny running it... LAME

>married some random white guy

COLONIZED

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Thanks Satan.

Thanks again mi familia

WHAT A PILE OF MONKEYFUCK

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make a webm of Miguel getting kicked off the balcony in ep 10... its so dumb

Better than Season 2 by a mile.

dunstin checks in

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Johnny immediately looking at hot babes, truly maximum kino

I just finished S2E8 and I have to say that the greatest tragedy of the season is Miguel's fucking ONEitis.

Tori is literally a straight upgrade in every capacity. Literally all he has to do to keep her is stay close to the top of the CK Dojo pecking order and she's basically ride or die for him.

LaRusso's the real playa not Johnny.

Episode 10 of Cobra Kai took a weird turn.

>Daniel LaRacist
Pretty funny but tells a lot about the world we live in now like that chink who got mad over the white girl wearing oriental clothes and went MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR PROM DRESS

Sam stalking Tory's insta lmaooooooo

When will the Next Karate Kid come to play?

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Literal kino supremo

>Daniel will never have Ali's baby
Shit sux man.

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Why would anyone vote for Miyagi Do? They don't even play fair. DANIEL WON WITH AN ILLEGAL KICK

this series took a turn i cant believe larusso rapes robert in episode 5.

This would be perfect if Ali comes back to town and is about to get divorced or something.

How very Girl Meets World of them to get Johnny
a new lover.

THICC

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AAAARGH I CANT TAKE IT! WHEN WILL SAM GET BLACKED?! PLEASE GOD I NEED IT

I WANT SAM TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH HER THIGHS AHHHHHHHHHH

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Did she eat Miguel between season 1 and 2?

fucking kek'd.

So this is the true power of Bond Burger

No one is going to mention Torry decimating half of Sam's face and chucking moon? And moon is hintes going to learn an art as she is seen entering an eskrima dojo

IMAGINE if they got Elisabeth Shue or Tamlyn Tomita as Daniel LaRusso's wife.

I think Daniel met Julie when Miyagi passed away. It’s the only plausible moment when 2 of Miyagi’s pupils met. I wonder if Julie teaches.

THANK YOU user

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>The show keeps ramping up the cheese levels every season until the entire valley is engaged in an all-out war in season 5

I love it.

How bad did she get blown out? If it's because of those spiked knuckles from the trailer she should be dead or retardified

#BUTTSLUT
that ass was made for anal

Season's great, on the last episode. I really hope next season focuses on Miguel more like the first season.

Ya got more of these? *scratches nervously*

sure,

EP 7
clipwatching.com/o0gyve7zqn8f/Cobra_Kai_S02E07_Lull_720p_RED_WEB_AAC5_VP9_AJP69_mkv.mp4.html

EP 8
clipwatching.com/dfkhew7rnd31/Cobra_Kai_S02E08_Glory_Love_720p_RED_WEB_AAC5_VP9_AJP69_mkv.mp4.html

EP 9
clipwatching.com/1u0ua70retyi/Cobra_Kai_S02E09_Pulpo_720p_RED_WEB_AAC5_VP9_AJP69_mkv.mp4.html

EP 10
clipwatching.com/zhbjf4ql8sed/Cobra_Kai_S02E10_Mercy_720p_RED_WEB_AAC5_VP9_AJP69_mkv.mp4.html

Never liked how Johnny nose-dived in life compared to Daniel. I know losing his mom would’ve been a big catalyst, but I could see Johnny do well as a high-roller in business or law at the cost of being a hedonistic drunk who lost his family as in canon and felt empty in his life. Thus the Cobra Kai rebirth gave him direction again.

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAWK GETTING KEKED BY THIS MULATTO

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FINALLY A GAY COUPLE ON THIS SHOW.

HOW DIVERSE.

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>minks

2 > 1 > 4 > 3

How long until the season out?

Negative 5 hours.

thx man

I guess my tracker is just shit then.

OHHHHHHHHHHH

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Lipstick lesbians are hot you faggot. It's bumfuckers and bulldykes that are the problem

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THICCCCC

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THIS FINAL FIGHT SCENE IS LIKE MARVEL'S DAREDEVIL CORRIDOR FIGHTS.

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She got btfo'd before Torry used the spiked knuckles. I liked Moon hinted to learn eskrima setting up spiked knuckles vs knife next season

Season was dope af. The hallway fight was kino. Here's hoping Miguel is okay!

thanks my chigga

The only solution here for The Hawk is to take them both as his mutt concubines. Hawk will be the final boss of this show, it will take the entire cast to bring him down, Sensei's included.

Do the writers hate Hawk or something

but he got btfo by the lamest character in the show

WHAT A TWEEST

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>Do the writers hate Hawk or something
Absolutely. Demetri beating him was a fucking joke.

The most unrealistic part of the season is that the mall is full of people

How could that happen? He was semi-finalist of the tournament.

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No. You just project yourself too much on him.

What are you on about you sperg

>the guy who spergs out on Hawk calls me a sperg

Ironic.

Yes and no. Kids going to malls HAS been declining (which is why I want Mallrats 2 to address this shift), but you still have legit reasons for people to quickly shop, go to the nearby metroplex, or do something together instead of aimlessly hanging out.

It was my first post in the thread

The mallrats are gone but the boomers still go there.

So why didn't the poster counter go up when you posted?

You're right, this was my first post

At least we got based Stingray as a tradeoff

>the lying Hawkfag

FYI, I'm glad Hawk got cucked.

The writers wrote Hawk. What you saw in Season 2 is the natural progression of you LARPing your way into becoming a badass even though you're not.

Hawk is CM Punk.

I don't give a shit your aggressive sperg

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ELISABETH SHUE CONFIRMED FOR SEASON 3!

get off Yea Forums hawk

>doesn't give a shit
>reflexively calls someone a sperg over telling him that he projects himself too much on Hawk
>lies about making his first post there
>lies about making his first post in another post to cover for the fact that he's the Hawksperg

>doesn't give a shit
>REEEEs when was posted

Aaaay.

>How could that happen? He was semi-finalist of the tournament.
Because Demetri is a neurotic JEW who had to redeem his kikish behavior.

>Hawk is CM Punk.

Brilliant.

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>I'm glad Hawk got cucked.
By a woman. Kek. At least he's going for a rotation. It's worse that Demetri kicked him into a glass trophycase.

Bad writing.
Hawk is based
Dmitri is a Jew.

Imagine being a normal student at the school for the next few years. Can't go one hour without some Cobra-cunt accidentally hitting you in the gut practicing a spin kick in the halls. every day at lunch there is some unbearable Miyagi-dork endlessly regurgitating bullshit about balance and inner peace.

>calls someone a sperg over telling him that he projects himself too much on Hawk
Telling me I'm projecting is literally what projecting is. The fact that you just start throwing stuff out of nowhere even though it was the first time I was talking about hawk makes you deserving of the "sperg"
>lies about making his first post there
It was 2 hours ago and I had forgotten about it

>i didn't get it: the post

The whole season (and show, from what happened in S1) is about how Cobra Kai's big flaw is that it pushes the win at all costs mentality, which is why they took the cheap shots in the tournament. Lawrence wakes up to this over time and realises that you need honour. His next wake-up call is going to be that you need mercy; maybe eventually he'll change the last rule to "show mercy" when he gets that far.

Miyagi-do is coming from the other direction. Too much passivity and navel-gazing.

I mean, the show literally beats you over the head with the balance message again and again. Both schools are out of balance and are working towards something better.

>What you saw in Season 2 is the natural progression of you LARPing your way into becoming a badass even though you're not.
BUT user YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT!! YOU CAN BE A WOMAN IF YOU WERE A MAN! SO WHY CAN'T YOU BE A BADASS??

OH WAIT ITS BECAUSE HAWK IS WHITE.

So Cobra Kai is actually a bluepill coated with red paint to make people think they're getting redpilled.

Hawk should transition to being a woman to win back his girlfriend.

Brilliant.

>Telling me I'm projecting is literally what projecting is
>N-No you

Nah man. You're still projecting hard on Hawk even though he had what was coming to him by thinking a manlet huwait boi like him can become a chad.

WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN?

>So Cobra Kai is actually a bluepill coated with red paint to make people think they're getting redpilled.
No. It's more like they lure you in with the redpill and once they have the audience, they slip the bluepills in the next season which is why we got Hawk's gf turning gay, Demetri actually improving, Johnny dating the Latina mom after meeting a seriously good redhead that was perfect for him, and Miguel scoring yet another hot White girl and keeping her instead of being cucked.

Mr. Miyagi is balanced. He knows when it's time to kick the asses of little boys.

You attribute the projection to me but I assume you're the one that did project on him and noticed it, yes.

Latinos IRL have the biggest dicks in the world next to blacks so that's actually realistic.

If you didn't think Johnny would bang Miguel's mom from the get go you're pretty bad at picking up signs

>even though it was the first time I was talking about hawk
He only answered your question. The writers don't hate Hawk you only love him too much.

>You attribute the projection to me
I mean you're the one asking if the writers hated Hawk tho.

Hopefully they make Karate Kid 4 canon and bring Michael Ironside.

Daniel LaRusso has an affair with Julie Pierce.

You heard it here first.

>If you didn't think Johnny would bang Miguel's mom from the get go you're pretty bad at picking up signs
Yeah but a good writer would make you expect that then flip it. Hopefully that was what the final scene of the phone in the sand is doing.

>N-No u
>S-Seriously tho, why are the writers so mean to my Hawk husbando?!?

Not him but that's you.

Yeah, because I got this answer to my post and when I open the thread again 2 hours later I see this

>a good writer SUBVERTS YOUR EXPECTATIONS

Go back to your Star Wars threads, Rian.

she is too perfect brehs... i can't cope

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That's not the writers hating Hawk. That's him getting karma.

What if Sam was actually Ali's daughter?

>SUBVERTS YOUR EXPECTATIONS
No, faggot. That's not the same thing. A good writer does sleight of hand. He makes you think you're doing one thing and then you do a completely different thing. It doesn't mean giving women power because we expect men to be powerful.

>That's not the writers hating Hawk. That's him getting karma.
It would be better if Hawk got away with everything he did and beat the shit out of everybody for this season and then wait until season 3 for the karma.

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>It would be better if Hawk got away with everything he did
And you call people who tell you to stop projecting on Hawk as spergs.

You know, "do the writers hate X" isn't a literal question. It's an endearing way of speaking. I just asked because of what I saw as I said in my previous post. Then someone tries to start shit out of nowhere and this discussion starts. I don't particularely care about any character but Johnny and Daniel

They're about the same thiccness yes.
Compared to her sticc of a mother.

>A good writer does sleight of hand. He makes you think you're doing one thing and then you do a completely different thing.
Literally the same thing Rian.

>It's an endearing way of speaking.
To whom? To you? Fuck off.

Sperg

Yeah, fuck set-ups and pay-offs, have everything be red Herring. That's what writing is all about

Man, season 2 was kino, I was afraid they would drop the ball but nope, all good.
Looking foward to season 3, hopefully this time they'll make a 1 year gap storywise

based

>season 2 was kino
it wasn't kino but it wasn't bad. 7/10

NEW THREAD PLZ GO HERE

Why the fuck would someone make this?

>irony

I'd ferret through her mink if ya catch ma drift.

What didn't you like?