Avengers Endgame

Damn he's hot

sooo where can i get a rip?

>YAAAASSSSS KWEEEEEEEN

Oh.... oh no.....

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actual line from the movie too

what were they thinking?

>Stand up, incel. What do you have for me?
This dialogue felt a bit out of place. I know Peter is still a virgin but he's just a kid.

It's actually hilarious watching you fags chimp out anytime women do something in a movie

>Peter is still a virgin
user...

>all women
oh boy

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christ

They all lose

Peter had demi-god powers in GOTG 1 and had 4 other beings help him control 1 stone.

Tony stark is 1 human who wielded all the stones and used them

If she's so powerful, why didn't she use the infinity stone instead of Tony? If she really is as powerful as Marvel says then she should be able to handle the infinity stones.

kek disney overdosed on the game of thrones pill, captian marlel cgi is cringey and 2003 tier

They even get an entire "badass moment" and still look like jobbers

Why do we need shit like this in 2019? It's like womans suffrage just ended or something with how this shit is forced.

why is it normal for men to do this but as soon as it's just women y'all shit the bed

>y'all
Have sex, then kill yourself.

>leaving out the part where all the women get BTFO in one second

what did the wasp and mantis even do during the QUEENS fight? I didn't see them

When do men do this? What recent movie do they purposely cut out men and focus on their gender like this?

>y'all
back to dilating while scrolling through tumblr, niggerbitch

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>I
>AM
>IRONMAN
my fucking sides what the fuck is that shit lmao

it's not because it's 'all women' like that, but because its deliberately all women and is pretty much forcing this whole women power thing on us when they could have just had them be powerful in their own lights, not identified solely by gender as a character trait.
It's lazy writing and forced to the point of idiocy

Oh lordy.

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying....
This is so bad

Wasp is Black Widow tier useless in fight against super aliens. Mantis too.

Incels absolutely seething holy shit

holy fuck this looks so fucking awful

because Heroism to a man is facing terrible odds to save something he loves, heroism to a woman is leaving the house with your hair in a ponytail

Its only ok when I like the woman. For example I liked Scarlet Witch fucking up Thanos because I like her.

>i-incels

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Have.
Sex.

"I called them incels I sure got them"

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>y'all
lesbian white girl from New York spotted

This is why I welcome Sharia law to my country.

>Brainlet wojaks
Boy you sure got triggered

Sneed! quip quip quip quip quips!

Am i the only one here that actually likes women? Like let them have their silly validation scene yaaas queen slay and shit who cares even the biggest of smug bitches like brie larson turns into an obedient puppy in bed

Men literally cannot lose

Because Thanos kicks her ass before she can use it

(you)

she's such a bad fucking actor

lol ok loser

Not even the 9/11 thing is funnier to me than:

>go back in time to be with peggy
>know full well she's going to get alzheimer's
>know full well about super science, wakanda tech, magic, alien technology and options
>still let her suffer alzheimers because GOTTA KEEP TIMELINE CONSISTENT

>ALL WOMEN
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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Holy fuck really absolutely garbage

This shit makes justice league look like a masterpiece

If you don't pretend to hate women you lost something to shitpost about, and that's unacceptable.

why would you tell him

Good job exposing yourself DCuck

It's also distracting. There's too much quippery (the time travel vehicle joke happens way too soon after the "shit got real" moment and is followed up with starlord jokey time) and validation to what should be your most important battle scene in the series history.

so fucking cinge
do normies really buy that shit?

because they always push for more if you let them

Who has the black widow death scene?

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does disney hate money? they know women are only good consumers in terms of consumable products right?

>They beat Thanos

No. That's awful writing.

Why.... all women? where are the dudes?

TOP FUCKING KEK, thats gotta be the lamest death scene I ever seen

SHE HAS THE SAME HAIRCUT AS IN THE NU-COMICS OH NO NO NO NO NO
BLACK MUSLIM MISS MARVEL AND BLACK SPIDERMAN COMING 2020/2021

>*SNAP*
>and die
>2 zillion shekels

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>tfw see that coming at you on the battlefield
Hnnnng Thanos is one lucky man

They don't focus on gender because "male" is seen as the default. The reason you don't see them focus on gender is because, to you, a group of all males is just normal, while a group of all females is forced. They had to shoehorn Black Widow into Phase 1 so there would be at least one female avenger, because otherwise they would have just gone with the default group of just guys.

what is spiderman doing with the all-female avengers?
is peter parker cannonically a fag now?

Why is no one complaining about the fact Scarlet Witch almost solo'd Thanos earlier in the movie?

What's with the clicking?

Don't the writers realise that you don't actually have to click your fingers? At that point with all the stones you can think things into being.

In the comic Thanos snaps his fingers as a display, not because snapping his fingers actually does the culling.

Back in my day we called that a harem.

He had done most of the work and then the ladies showed up to take it across the finish line.

Cause shes shown to be stronk as fuck but very much human.

Have you seen his plump little ass, that boi is getting pegged

Did you watch Homecoming? He's 100% gay.

It sells the action better in a moving visual medium. It's why swords in movies make a metal sound when coming out of any scabbard because otherwise our dumb monkey brains would go WUUUUUUUUUT SOMETHING IS WRONG

Because they think WE´RE stupid and don´t get this.

I have to see this shit, surely it can't be that fucking bad. Where's the torrent?

Yep.
I think people who blindly hate on Capt. Marvel are dumb, but Wanda's scene is infinitely deserved.
>Signs up with Hydra to get revenge
>Given powers by one of the stones
>Realizes she was wrong, matures, does heroic deeds and becomes a valued team member
>Stone-powered twin brother dies heroically, cementing her realizations and choices and making her understand sacrifice, loss and the responsibility of power
>Forms bond and then romantic relationship with Vision, another Stone-powered team member
>Thanos rocks up, threatens and harms everything she cares about oh and kills her boyfriend (who she was forced to try and kill to save everyone)
>First chance she gets she one v ones him super fucking pissed off and she almost wrecks him and only gets stopped because she fucks him over so bad he has to call in an artillery strike on his own position
vs
>Character who only knows Fury, barely
>Also stone-powered by not present for any of the drama, struggles or character interactions they caused
>Her motivations are that she developed a hybrid insecurity/superiority complex over being undermined, lied to and manipulated her whole life, so she's entirely self-centered even while being heroic
>Powered up she just decimates everything and never faces a struggle of physical or emotional levels, makes no hard choices, her bonds are fragile half memories she has no connection to
>One v ones Thanos but gets beaten by him outplaying her

Scarlet Witch is a woman who suffered through a combination of her own choices and external forces (while Danvers suffers through no fault of her own) who matures emotionally and makes the hard but right calls, suffers almost total loss and is motivated by personal, relatable reasons as well as generic for the greater good ones.
Carol is a victim of institutionalized abuse who gained her powers by being a brave soldier and who hasn't had enough screentime for us to care about yet.

She was holding it for a while. Plus she can fly. Thanos can't fly. She has no excuse to not have used it.

Peggy does feel really fucking forced as "female ironman", but most of the other characters do sorta deserve the screentime.
Dunno why it's such a big deal to you guys to just give them their moment to shine. For all you know, all the dudes might be on the other side doing the exact same thing.

>Scene of him and Ned ogling Liz
>Obsessing over Liz
>Taking Liz to prom
>Far from Home stuff with MJ

Huh

>People are going to pay actual money to see this movie

Whoa, people paying money to watch a superhero movie, this boggles my mind too

please don't tell me these are the final 10 minutes critics are raving about

Why the fuck did they have to kill Thanos? He was too interesting to die. Holy shit, just make sure the stones are somehow useless at the end so he can't try to genocide half the universe anymore.

After the credits.

Mind blown.

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In your heart you already know the truth user.
It is.

Please show me the scene where ten or so male superheroes line up for a wide angle shot after a moving speech by thor after he blows up a spaceship by gliding through it without even mussing up his hair

just saw the 15 min clip. yikes, that was so clustered. who thought it was good for characters to have side convos like the battle stopped just for them? also random ''funny'' remarks

and its going to make billions

They were trying to get it to Ant-Man, not use it, Tony only used it because it was the only option.

lmao that's so goofy

>Should we have a more personal ending with the main cast not only lietrally fighting Thanos, but fighting their ideals too with Thanos as th-
>LET'S BRING EVERYONE BACK
>HUGE WAR
>FFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSOM
>CAAAAAAPTTTTTAAAAAIN MAAAAAAAAAAA
>FUCCCCCK WANDA
>WANDA WAKANDA
>PEW PEW PEW BAAAANG
>zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOMMMM
>AND THEN HE PUNCHES THANOS IN THE FUCKING HEAD AND SAYS "PURPLE"

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The 14 mins endgame battle from the other thread.
Really all you need to see.

>*SNAP*
>Tony is now 6'4"

>Evangeline Lilly's strut
muh dick

OHH MY GOD

THE AVENGERS BEAT THE FINAL BOSS THANOS

THE GOOD GUYS WIN

EPIC WIN

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The fact that fiction is the only way you can actual give women moments like this means realities default is men. Wish fulfillment is all well and good but people are letting it warp their sense of reality.

This fag is still ass blasted from the last thread. Go cry on tumblr about how women matter.

so apparently Nebula and Tony Stark fucked.
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The final 10 minutes is Tony's funeral, Thor joining the Guardians and Cap's time fuckery
So no it isn't

Evy's the only one you can take seriously, she actually lifts and could kick your ass, before pegging you.

Ok, THIS is epic.

So Thor will be on guardians 3?

They want to feel alive, and that's how the pleb do it. Can't really blame them... poor souls.

i wish she would

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all women and homo spider-man, so glad I haven't been watching this trash

Holy fuckkkkkkkkkk
How is Thor so fucking hot

>Make a girl power moment with all the female heros
>They all get btfo immediately
What did the Russos mean by this

>all the wet slapping and screaming
Even if something new leaks, lets avoid it if was at an American screening.

Friendly reminder that Mousetards can't even into time travel mechanics. They think you can have loops and branching timelines without contradictions. They are defending this literal shit-tier writing that comics editors would have seriously considered firing writers over just a decade ago.

Fucking lol.

Because they did an asspull of finding their only female characters and using them deliberately. If a dude does this it’s because he’s not realizing that he’s doing it. In this case you gotta ask yourself why they would use mantis here? Why not another character? What does she add to this lineup of heroes here going after this specific goal? I get having the flying heroes because that way they can try to bring the gauntlet past the horde of ground enemies but then why not include falcon and Rhodes or ant man? The “all women charge” feels forced and patronizing. You don’t see them doing an all men charge because they’re all men. They aren’t grouping together characters based on character interactions or playing powers off one another. The power levels are all over the place. They just found every female character they could and threw them into one specific area of the battle nonsensically.

Also, side note? Shouldn’t wasp be working on getting the quantum tunnel running again? She’s way more useful over there and I’m pretty sure it was established earlier in the scene that that’s where she was gonna be. Does she just disappear from the tunnel so she can run and join her girl pals and then go back to it? She knows way more about the science than Scott does.

Is this where they all tell Thanos to have sex?

>Cpt Marvel
>destroys gigantic ship in 5 seconds
>jobs to one hit of power stone

Captain marvel again lol

do a favor and die please
your life is so sad man

Why do incels hate Captain Marvel?

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The worst thing is stark doesn’t want to undo more because it means his daughter who is gonna now be raised fatherless won’t be around.
Remember those helicopters falling out of the sky and the car crashes and shit once everyone got dusted? Well apparently that’s totally cool with stark

Nailed it.

She still shows herself to be at least at Thanos level strength which is also determinably proportional to max level, max control of powers through emotion scarlet witch

Nebula is a damn trader!!!!
They lied to us about the end credits!!!

Also normal form is cute

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White knighting won't get sex. Have sex incel.

what about Loki?

The Mouse has no shame. No originality either.

(I mean prior to him just power stone striking)

Right here.

why is everyone screaming about cpt marvel when she didnt even beat thanos or really do anything aside destroy the big ship

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So where's the torrent?

not me

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yagpharohw??

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BE SURE TO PAY FOR DISNEY PLUS COMING OUT LATER THIS YEAR TO SEE ALL THE LATEST AND GREATEST WITH LOKI'S STORYLINE.

this. he's my favorite avenger

So does Iron Man beat the blue guy? I don't follow the capeshit so I dunno if it's meant to be a good thing or not.

Me either, but for different reasons.

Nice fake article you got there

it's just shitposting lad
pretending to be threatened by a strong woman is in this season

The weirdest thing to me is yibambe means hold
As in in infinity war he was telling to hold the line while they were getting charged. In this movie he chants it as his army is walking in. It makes zero sense as a military command. What the fuck

Yeah so he can play video games and say fuck responsibility like he was building for the entire time.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

KWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO GIRLS EVERYWHERE! OKAY THIS IS EPIC!

The point still stands. It made Thanos look weak, which is precisely what you shouldn't do with the main badguy of the entire franchise. It also made Thor look lame in comparison. And the part where Miss Marvel no sells his headbutt... Yeah, that's shit.

Lmao and the faggots on this board are crying about Star Wars being taken over by a political agenda.

>yibambe means hold
I had no idea that was a word
Figured it was just some war chant
EE BOM BAY or something

TV show confirmed. Loki's most well liked solo storyline is all about how he planned a way to be resurrected if he died, probably an adaptation of that.

>Crying

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holy shit can those people in the theater not fucking stop themselves from talking over the dialogue?!

I'm in Boston and I'm seeing this Thursday at midnight. I'm dreading the clapping and hollering that's bound to happen

It's not about the ending, but the journey.

Is Cheadle hitting the cocaina these days? He looks ill.

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and people make fun of weebshit

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why do all women look better with short hair? Long hair should be banned globally.

God I want to cum in her

Man, I see that from now on every BP stuff will have his monkey army with him to earn those bluegum dollars.

it'd be nice if they could have an option to have headset audio

Why do so many people care who beats this guy? He's just another generic fucking cape villain who punches really good.

>Different article from what you posted

>it's about right vs wrong
Nice of him to call the progressives wrong, but right vs left still works fine

come on its fucking rediculous, this scene in Endgame is way more blatant political shit than anything in TLJ, atleast there thay had some sort of subtlety about it, and IX looks like its dialing it back and focuses on the adventure part.

This is bullshit.

Best Scene in the entire film.

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don't open this guys it is a virus. just sniffed the IP calls: it sends your data to the chinese government

>TLJ
>Subtlety
HAHAHAHAHA

Anyone has a link to Stark's funeral clip?

such a brainwashed hollywood retard. still like him

Why doesn't he make himself immortal if he controls literally everything with the gauntlet? This is the most retarded thing in the universe, it's going to be even worse than TLJ plot hole wise.

>it sends your data to the chinese government
I'm behind 7 proxies

Check the archive.

Just turn on Windows Defender idiot.

where's the full movie torrent?

They should have left old thanos alive only to see himself dissolving and make a quip about stark. The final stark vs thanos quips fell flat seeing as this thanos knew nothing of tony.

why are you trying to force this?

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In 5.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it's a popcorn flick only worthy for the cgi. at least wait for a ts, or better yet, a bluray rip in a few months

Not enough Strange desu

So, two decades she's been superheroing and Thanos never gave a fuck about her...

Why didn't he wish for more wishes?

It´s fuking Chinese twitter you monogoloid, OF COURSE all your base belongs to the Gook Commies.
Just like all OUR metadata is stored on the Amazon/NSA servers.

coolest avenger
i hope at least they're giving him a sequel
why does brie always feel so forced in this shit?

>why are you trying to force this?
>anime gif

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>normal
Isn't "normal" evil and we're supposed to change it?

>men are monsters and women can save us
>men are monsters and women should be too
pick one. currently feminism seems to be trying to merge these two. Is the "boys' club" evil because it excludes women? Or is the "boys' club" evil because women aren't allowed to have a "girls' club?"

Who is disallowing the "girls club?" Is it men? Did men need permission from women for their club? No? Then why do women need permission from men? Which is it? Are women actually independent? Or do they just want men to help them FEEL independent?

Based Tony won't let Captain Dike win.

Thanos legit looks like he's about to cry.

YIKES!

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he couldn't handle the power of an epic powerful female

>frogposter
>complaining about user something acceptable while posting something retarded
Checks out mongoloid.

Wouldn't you if you lost to a manlet?

>League of women all lose immediately to Thanos
>Brie jobs to the power stone
This seems problematic

Stop having sex.

Top 10 highest grossing movies ever:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_films#Highest-grossing_films_adjusted_for_inflation
>Gone With The Wind: female protagonist
>Avatar: female protagonist and male protagonist
>Titanic: female protagonist
>Star Wars: male protagonist
>Sound of Music: female protagonist
>E.T.: male protagonist
>Ten Commandments: male protagonist
>Doctor Zhivago: male protagonist
>Jaws: male protagonists
>The Force Awakens: female protagonist and male protagonist

Scarlet Witch handled Thanos solo better than Brie. Strongest avenger my ass.

this is why i hate the mcu
what is this kind of writing called? when things happen on a whim and in total convenience to the writer?

OMG I JUST HAD THE BIGGEST NERDGASM EVER

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Scarlett Witch was defeated by Hawkeye with a taser. Mall cops > Shitlet Bitch.

You know how conservatives respond to this? Literally the sites they go to are paid to promote the movie and dismiss any political concerns.

Conservatives are ultra cucks. Literally the only time they ever do anything is when Trump tells them to.

You can alienate conservatives all day. You just gotta pay some media shills that conservatives trust.

Deus ex machina or better known as BECAUSE REASONS

I really hate capeshit.

Thanos is willing to save the universe by killing 50% of all life. He thinks it's the only thing that can save everyone. He doesn't want to do it, it has to be done, and he's willing to take that burden.

No Marvel or DC superhero has ever faced something like that because the writers are all hacks, and have been hacks from the very beginning. The fans think no superhero would deliberately kill an innocent, ever. Bullshit.

If you're put in a situation where there are only two options, kill a few people, or kill a lot of people, and there is no way out, there is no trick to find another option, it's just those two options, a true superhero would kill the few people to save the rest.

Being a superhero isn't about making the easy decisions that all these fucking movies, all these fucking comics, make it out to be.

Real super heroes would basically be super villains. They'd be making decisions that kill innocents, making decisions no one would ever want to make, for the greater good, because if they didn't more people would die.

To me Thanos is the only true superhero and all of the rest are just terrorists trying to doom us all with their disgusting virtue signaling.

"Iron man"? More like " I am dead man".

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Based

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Hes just pretending

i wish scarlett would stay in the mcu just so she seethes at brie's presence

How many people have you spoiled and how did they react?

A black woman is the new Queen of Asgard lmao you can't make this shit up. I thought it was just /pol/ messing with people but its fucking real.

Whats next? A white woman takes over Wakanda?

And white people will continue to take this shit and support it with their hard earned money. Its all a fucking joke at this point.

I should have listen to my brother...

WHY I KEEP WATCHING SPOLIER THREADS AAAAAAHHHH

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Scarlett is a million times hotter than Brie lol.

It's ok, Zack, you'll get your chance again.

i've seen all of these movies and don't understand why i don't care about any of these characters
i guess i might shed a tear if it was tobey or ed norton dying

WTF? Asking for a refund right now

DID PETER GOT TO SAY GOODBYE TO STARK?

I think the batman trilogy did pretty good on this, when his refusal to kill led several people to die

I was never a fan of capeshit, but I used to enjoy the occasional hero flick many years ago, until the formulaic, forgettable formula became too apparent. Still, due to the hype surrounding this one, I got curious and started reading and watching leaks. From an outsider's perspective, this looks bad.
>movie begins with the heroes killing the villain who is defenseless and doesn't pose any threat anymore
>inconsistent time travel rules
>new character being shilled in a push so transparent Vince McMahon would tell the writers to tone it down
>villain being mostly innefectual during the final battle
I wasn't going to watch it in theatres anyway, but at least now I know I can wait for some folks to tear the script apart soon, which will give me great joy.
Thank you, Disney.

>I .. am dead
THIS would´ve almost saved this writing cluster fuck.

You should be banned globally

He could have just as easily made 100% more resources. Both you and thanos are retarded.

More like, "In two decades of "protecting other planets, she never once checked in on the guy half-genociding entire cultures, but she has the time and wherewithal to find this one random ship floating derelict through the vastness of space.""

Shitty writing. It's called shitty writing.

Except the infinite power level purple god man could have just snapped his fingers and doubled the resources without killing anyone.

He got a hug before.

Why didnt brie do the snap or thor?? Surely their bodies can withstand the shock.
Also
>Thanos in original timeline destroyed the stones
Not even in the ridiculous comics was that possible

OK I love trannies, kikes now, and will stop working out to drink suoylent all thanks to your comment. Thanks friend, you really made a difference :)))

>liking black girls
I'm calling it now, he definitely gets pegged by Captain Marvel in the post-credits scene.

I would laugh, but I know people will cry and this and I only feel anger.

Disney has ruined cinema.

>The fans think no superhero would deliberately kill an innocent, ever
Don't forget that they kill Thanos at the beginning, after he's not a threat anymore.

No Loki? No money from me.
The Asgardian shit was my favorite part of the MCU. With that gone, fuck 'em.

The rocket & nebula bit is good

Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's never going to happen

Couldn't Thanos just un-create reality with the infinity stones?

I'm with you, bro.

He got AIDS from all the Marvel movies they made him do.

Another zoomer capeshit

Don't worry. A black woman is queen of Asgard now. Things will be perfect.

Loki from the past is still alive it seems or something.

Loki is there bud, in fact he escapes with the Tesseract

someone post thanos getting killed in the opening

Is there any reason why he couldn't use the infinity gauntlet to destroy the stones?

How did they get Steve Dillon to animate his face here?

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>thinking you're above them

fuck character development actually mattering right?

please tell me this clip is edited. does it really just fucking cut to earth like that? from the captain marvel promo shot to somebody shaving? what kind of editing is this?

It was the 2012/past Loki, so of course he would pull something like that.

The stones are sentient. They won't destroy themselves, it's why in the comics they were separated by the illuminati to several members like tony, reed, and such.

A black Disgusting Dyke Bitch!

Does anyone have a acount? maybe this girls has more videos

What did they mean by this?

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So Scarlett Witch is the only female that doesn't job?

I seriously hope with that they effectively just write Asgard away. If Thor becoming part of the GotG and his family being dead there's no real point to it.

Thanos was in the wrong and is a retard.

Yep, Widow doesn't even get a funeral lol. Nobody gives a fuck

so bc theres so many clips, im guessing the full movie's out there? Anyone have it?

peter parker identifies as a woman. spider-man far from home will be trans probaganda

just like IRL

Remember when they said Asgard isn't real so its ok that it isn't mostly white?

Yeah, well, now its literally run by a black woman.

But don't expect Wakanda to be run by a white character anytime soon because Wakanda has to be black... even tho.. its also fake...

Don't forget, "The off-the-charts tech genius who built a functional arc reactor and a suit of power armor in a cave with a box of scraps can't even fix an even more highly advanced spacecraft, not even with the help of an alien familiar with the technology, but instead needs Captain Plugin to save him."

Thats what i mean, just completely undo everyones character development by replacing them with an alternate version

if you read about the history of the mcu, this is all an incredible fluke
i mean, fucking whedon was responsible for thanos
imagine how convoluted all of this shit is going to get with the eternals, and how mundane some of the earth films like spider-man are going to be in the bigger picture

>Clint goes to Tony's funeral instead of Natasha's

Rude

if they hire a talented director?

Pretty much this, let them live their power fantasy. Despite all their crying its still a white men world.

Only soi fill anus fags like this.

When does the review embargo lift?

This is NOT how you do female empowerment. Jesus FUCK. These movies are truly the embodiment of easily appeased low iq "individuals".

so every comic series?

If I was a woman, and I saw this, I would be grossly insulted by the blatant pandering

Is that pepper as iron cunt? Fuckin why?

The clips are filmed with a cellphone, so no.

>the eternals
I know people have been meming on what will burst the bubble for years, but the Eternals will really be it.
Guardians were nobodies but were actually good characters with a good comic run behind them. Nobody likes the Eternals and their story is shit.

"i killed Hitler, ya know"

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….lads, I'm trying to work this one the fuck out, and I don't get this agenda push, because it's just... SO blatant this time

Why on earth.. is the faggy little Spider-Man... with all the woman? are they TRYING to make it obvious about what they're doing here? I'm fucking sorry KEK WHAT.

So every single female strong independent rocks up, walks all badass, and THE ONLY MALE, is Spidey?? I'm so fucking confused. What is the context of this? Why is Spidey there? Who and what

Are they trying to """"subtly""" say white dudes = woman here? Why the fuck would it only just be Spider-man LMAO I can't get over it. I hope this has some context and it just isn't

spidey was with all the woman, for some bizarre reason. what fucking timeline is this

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she is. she's fundamentally a deus ex machina and is that very thing in that webm. how do we get Tony who's stranded in space back to reunite with the Avengers? well no need to explain the details of how she knows where he is but she's also one of the only people who can travel through space with ease. So lets just have her bring him back no problem, no questions asked.

wtf is this

Tony built her a suit and trained her to use it, what did you think he would do, give her a fucking .38 revolver?

>Thanos is willing to save the universe by killing 50% of all life. He thinks it's the only thing that can save everyone. He doesn't want to do it, it has to be done, and he's willing to take that burden.
>No Marvel or DC superhero has ever faced something like that because the writers are all hacks, and have been hacks from the very beginning.
Because that's fucking retarded and you'd know that if you ever took a single economics class.

Thor blew up an entire city

She save his sorry ass at the beginning

i don't see what the problem is with the female groupie scene

YAYYYYA YYYAYYYY YAAAAHOOOOO

this post was ringier than the MCU

Using the worlds most notorious super hero for being a nerd going god tier power fantasy would be the best way to push an agenda, I suppose.

>>Thanos in original timeline destroyed the stones
>Not even in the ridiculous comics was that possible
You got a point there, user. This is fucking stupid. Shouldn't reality itself come undone or something without the stones?

Can women not see this is blatant pandering? Disney doesn't care about empowering women, they just saw an audience that needed to be tapped, thinking that men will still see these movies.

Correct.

spider-man being there means older women love fucking underage twink boys

I liked this scene. Pretty based.

the face I make at how trash this movie is

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Holy shit, what the fuck? I love the Chinese lmao

>almost all of our movies end with big fights between two armies
>so to keep things interesting this fight with be biggerer

Wait, fungus job? details please

how low is your IQ?

spiderman, the most well known superhero marvel has, is timidly passing the gauntlet to captain marvel, a woman. Literally passing the torch, its women's time now, spiderman is old news and shit. That's literally it, it is meant to tell you that white men are scum and women rule.

YAAAAAAS QUEEEN! MY MOUTH IS SO WIDE OPEN RIGHT NOW! I LOVE MARVEL!

I legit want to know what films and TV shows celebrate men just for being men and hold being a man as some unquestionably good and noble ideal. By that I mean just being male in and of itself, not some code or duty or service expected of men, but just celebrates men as inherently good regardless of their actions.

so when can we expect a YIFY-like (kino quality but small file size) torrent? 2 weeks? 3 months?

Plot details?

No fucking way

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what in the holy fuck

I'd cuddlefuck Renchon soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard

Thanos uses the power stone to punch her with his other hand right after this

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This
Scarlett Witch is easily one of my favorite characters in the MCU. Only a few characters get the distinct character development like that. Her and Thor are at the top tier for me.

Captain Marvel on the other hand is utter trite. Overpowered, weak backstory, and piss poor attitude. Unbearable.

It's Ready Player One
the last 15 minutes m.weibo.cn/status/Hr2LfCMTj?...eibocom#&video

Stop being sexist! Give women the right to be powerful! GIVE it to them!

Stop posting your fucking chink virus links

This.
Internet and its social medias are great, it gives woman this false sense of power with all this feminism shit.
Nothing better than breaking one of these people down specially with sex in the real world.

watch the whole thing here

Some can, most cannot. That's why shit like Captain Marvel and Black Panther make money: make a mediocre film, slap some pseudo activism, market as a social landmark.

Doesn't Cap age like much fucking slower?

Scarlet Witch is an X-Man so doesnt count.

>pushing against what is potentially the greatest force in the universe
>face is literally not moving, or even attempting a struggle

I don't know if its the director, the actor, I don't know any more. I just don't

>Strange waited till Thanos punched her to indicate Tony to step in.

Is he, dare I say based?

I don't watch this children's garbage, but explain to me this:
As far as I know, that bitch Capn Marvel was never even mentioned in all of the movies before this one, and then suddenly gets a stand alone movie and is the big most powerful hero.
How the fuck did this happen? Why bring her all of a sudden to save the day?

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he was always based, user

oh my god we're hitting levels of :O we didn't know was possible

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>Fucking push Thanos back
Thats not jobbing

He's either late 90s or over 100 in that photo if the 5 year timeskip is accurate leak.

>thor doesnt go on a journey to find his brother and turn him good again at the end
Wtf

fuck off retard

Market forces.

>even the biggest of smug bitches like brie larson turns into an obedient puppy in bed
Dubs of truth.

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she never punched anyone in that webm.

Do they even know Loki is doing Loki things?

t. Cap. Fungus

post the whole movie and not this clips shit

having tony stark say "Die, you fucking purple nigger." was pretty fucked up. Did Sam Raimi write this?

>When I found out what 9/11 was I made sure that I had a good view that day

Jesus Christ, Cap

that's the old leak, we have the whole fight now

unironically based

No.

people keep saying the have the entire scene...if you do post it

Tony hugging Spider-Man after Peter said he was glad to see another white face around here was kino.

okay i'm getting cross-eyed trying to watch this
why didn't those retards put a 3d lens over their cheap cellphone before shooting this?

"looking back at it now, i realize i lost good men and friends fighting a war for Israel"

Raimi actually approved this?

lmao nice try mouse janny, those 15 minutes were all it took to save me 15 bucks. Thanks china and based user. And FUCK Disney

I swear to fucking god they couldn't make it all have any less impact.
It's like shameless aping of LotR without even bothering to show the scale of the battle

Really? You thought that was Kino?

What about the fact that tony just rolls his eyes and sighs in the background every time T'Challa talks. What was raimi even trying to say there?

No.

good thing I paid with Monopoly money for the tickets

It's true, realistically he would have been completely emotionless on the outside. White people mentally bond with each other when they witness black foolishness

watch more than the first 15 seconds of the clip you nigger.

the fuck? the end battle feels very short
i only thought the iron man/rescue and ant-man/wasp team stuff was good

How did NOBODY ever recognise Cap in the past?

that he didnt feel so good about going to a planet of all women because hes a gay boi

useless thanos closes his hand to activate the stones he gets no power from them, and carol is basically a walking infinity stone
his strenght alone doesn't mean shit, that why the moment he takes the power gem with the other hand and punchs her she goes flying

What said. If she feels forced and retconned in on this film, it's because she's forced and retconned in on the franchise.
It's as if in the Justice League cartoon, three episodes before the final one, they introduced Superman. Well, where the hell have you been all this time? How did we all somehow missed this incredibly powerful dude who was saving people in Metropolis? And what kind of an asshole is he that he couldn't help all the other times Earth was in peril?
Fuck you, Superman!

fucking kek The Battle of the Five Armies is 1000x more kino than this whole capeshit.

nevermind the others, I'm giggling like a retard

He asked the Ancient One to cast a spell when he returned the time stone I guess

The stones are tied to the fabric of reality itself.

Based

>Why didnt brie do the snap or thor??
thanos send flying both of them
tony was there the moment thanos was about to do a snap so h had to act quickly

aren't there six original avengers? why didn't they write it so each avenger manages to harness the power of each stone, and they combine that to defeat thanos?

This is her war-face.
The poor director can only do so much damage control when the boss' squeeze and political commissar shows up to woke.

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>you must sacrifice something you love for the stone
>lol guess I'll kill myself
>it works

They weren't trying to do the snap (for whatever reason) the plan was to get the stones back through the quantum tunnel, Tony only snapped because there was no other way.

The question to ask is, now that Captain Marvel has been shown to be able to kill Thanos in about 5 seconds, why she didn't do that at any time in previous years when he was an intergalactically feared super genocidal psychopath.

Have sex, incel

And what did he do all these decades since? He knew a lot of shit was going to happen and could prevent them, but... Nope. Gonna not be a hero for about 70 years or so? Captain America?
This plot is shit.

It was better when he did it to try and bang death. Although he lost because he was too tricky and dropped the cube

Can you really make more resources while maintaining the quality of the universe?

Can the Infinity Gauntlet really maintain the level of natural beauty in the universe, the number of animals, the number of trees, all while allowing there to be 100% more people?

I always thought the "just create more resources" thing didn't really make sense. The only way Thanos could allow the 100% increase in sentient beings in the universe while still maintaining the ecological soundness of all the planets in the universe would be by creating 2x the number of habitable planets. Can the gauntlet even do that?

I mean think of it. The universe could support more people, yes. But the inevitable result of that would be every planet looking like Coruscant or Cybertron. Sterile wastelands of urban sprawl and endless skyscrapers.

It's implied that Thanos really liked nature. He didn't want the universe to end up like that. He'd rather kill 50% of the people and allow nature to remain intact in the universe.

At least those are my thoughts on his motivations.

I think you're confusing the character with the actor.

That´s what I thought too back when IW got spoiled, revealing that retarded "illuminati useless 50% eaters" storyline.

I'm American and don't make a fucking peep when I go to the movies. I usually sit in the first couple rows so that I don't have to look at people's phone's shining up at them or look at people turning their heads to make dumb, loud remarks about the movie to each other

is he actually in it

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>carol is basically a walking infinity stone
I forgot about how the way she got her powers is retarded. But out of curiosity, which stone it was that exploded in her face?

He looks a lot like Joe Biden.

I think that is an option but with Audio Description. So instead of just hearing the movie's audio through a headset you'd get some narrator talking you through the movie. I think it's supposed to be for the blind. Descriptive stuff like "Tony wakes up from his nightmare and turns to Nebula who is staring out into space."

the one that gets the stone must sacrifice something
so if hawk got it then he loved her in some way

I can’t believe I would rank BOFA above anything else, but it’s true. Even Hackson’s disaster seems infinitely more memorable and entertaining.

You and me both, Kamerad.

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I think he appears at the funeral.

She got spaced in the face
And then Jude Law put his fluids inside her

Yes, in Tony's funeral.

same

He could just make it so people reproduced less. Just cut everyone's fertility by half or something and make it genetic.

Thanks. I don't remember what that one does (Marvel writers really didn't think the stones through, much like DC writers with the Lantern Corps), but I don't think she should be as powerful as she is just because of that. If that were the case, the GoTG should all be walking demigods.

>right is right
>left is wrong
based and redpilled

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nick fury isn't even in it?

hey remember me

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>a group of all males is just normal, while a group of all females is forced

No, a forced group of females feels forced. If it was the sisterhood of the travelling pants and suddenly 4 guys became of focus and started talking about how they think periods would feel, it you would think it was forced. This is the exact same just on a corporate group think level.

is there really a scene where one of the thor characters is playing fortnite?

Why would Captain America travel to the past to take over hydra, using his Adolf Army in the present to tackle the current threat?
Why does his shield have a swastika?

>doesn't know what a protagonist is

Yeah the rock guy plays fortnite and thor flames a kid online

Playing the Thanos mode no less, he gets dabbed on and gets bootyblasted so he has Thor rip on the guy over the mic.

>Strong wahmen taking on evil masculinity (Thanos), while secretly wishing he was human so they can nail him after the battle.
>Spiderman gets cucked
What did Disney mean by this

At the end he's at the funeral of tony