Aside from the end of Endgame, was he objectively best MCU boy?

He was the only super hero of the lot without a shred of self-aware irony in him. Everybody else needed some angle, but Cap was the only one they let just be a hero with no strings attached. It was refreshing, particularly since the breakout was Iron Man, whose whole schtick was "I'm too good for this kind of movie and when I'm not trying to pretend I'm in something more substantive I'm going to be backhandedly taking the piss out of every part of the premise".

He wants to get fit, not become a strongmaxxed gymcel

>"I'm too good for this kind of movie and when I'm not trying to pretend I'm in something more substantive I'm going to be backhandedly taking the piss out of every part of the premise"
Thanks, that perfectly encapsulates everything I hate about his line "Yeah, I can fly."

He's the perfect himbo. Intelligent men are annoying smug nerds. He doesn't have the brain capacity of being like that. He has genuinely good personality and perfect milkers.

"It seems to run on some form of electricity."

>unintelligent

He instantly recognized what was going on in the Elevator. He’s not stupid, he was going through a fish out of water for a bit.

Lets be honest, H.S. Science education in the 1930-40 era was not super-technical.
We were still nuking our own troops to find out "what this radiation shit is all about".

okay you faggots, now post the one from Fantastic Four where he is running in a towel and his tits are bouncing like udders.

Dude had time to watch War Games, no excuse.

MILKIES
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wow user, thanks for this gay porn for ants
BIG TITS deserve BIG GIFS

It's a BIT easier to catch up on a stack of movies and music than it is to a century of scientific development. And Helicarriers and shit are at least 100 years past WW2.
If Tony had asked me, I would say "it appears to be powered by Pure Bullshitium".

Just look at those fucking plush lips, he's made for sucking the head of your cock as he's giving you a titjob.

And he knows just how to milk the adrenal gland too.

How would Steve feel about being objectified?

I was mad at Whedon for not letting him lift the hammer in Ultron but in hindsight I’m glad it was held off until Endgame.

Embarrassed enough to wear multiple shirts or a bra when in public.

If you wanted a gay thread you could've just asked, OP

>wears clothing that objectify himself but is naive to this fact

Why is this so arousing?

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Pisses me off that now when MCU is making gay characters they choose the ugliest actors possible instead someone hot like him

I only want to discuss Cap and his MCU movies.

Because you rarely ever see the trope with male characters.

Because it strips him from power, something you rarely see with white guys because it makes the male audience uncomfortable

Then I'm sorry your thread has devolved into coomers

>white guys

Black men have way more issues with masculinity and homophobia. The majority of homosexual bashing comes from blacks.

No I enjoy lewding Cap while talking about him, I mean that it wasn’t meant to be a general gay or husbando thread

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This has nothing to do with homosexuality, just objectification. You often see black men as objects (like slaves, obviously) in films.

God I love it when Yea Forums inmates pretend to understand what broad sections of society think like.
This sorta thing has been going on in movies since Clint Eastwood was a toddler.
The Sandal and Toga genre is literally chock full of this sort of thing.
Did you get a mail-in Sociology degree from Pinhead U.?

You’re a retard if you think that black males wouldn’t have more of a problem with male fanservice than white men would.

Clint Eastwood was never, ever presented in vulnerable light with his milkers bouncing under his shirt or filmed from certain questionable angles.

Steve is very unique character in this sense. It's not enough that the man is just fit and shirtless in a scene, if he's still clearly the one in power (like 007, for example). He must be presented in way like he's asking to get raped by a man, something Steve constantly does.

They do have problem with it, they just didn't have a chance to talk about it til now.

That's why people are now complaining about showing Bruce Lee losing to a white guy in Tarantino film. Because one has to lose, and the one who loses is weaker. and emasculated. Is it the white guy or Asian guy?

You’re either a very good troll or an actual retard. The majority of homophobia comes from Blacks and Muslims, excluding Slavs but they’re pretty much pale skinned niggers anyways.

Again I'm not talking about homosexuality you gay obsessed faggot. I'm talking about how male actors are presented in films and the way Steve is portrayed in MCU is very different from your typical "cool white hero" character.

fingers crossed they recast Michael Pena as Nightcrawler

>like he’s asking to be raped

Calm down user.

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tbf there is an established history with emasculating asian men

>vulnerable light with his milkers bouncing under his shirt
Steve Rogers is literally chasing down a dangerous agent to pummel the fuck out of him with his superpowers. You must be the Pinhead U. valedictorian.
Clint Eastwood existed in Hollywood a long time before Spaghetti Westerns and Dirty Harry, you dumb chimp.

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>Steve is very unique character in this sense.
Unique in general or unique to the MCU? Because Stark gets similar objectification treatment even though it's a bit different from Steve's case.

Tony is more wish-fullfillment self-insert character for men who like to pretend they have tragic past

And that's why Americans are desperate now when Oscar winning film is Asian. The times for white guy is over. In future the only role for white guy is either the bad guy or the guy with good looks and milkers, and then he'll be strained in milking machine, completely stripped from the power he used to had.

Ok, now I'm certain you aren't just stupid, your a stupid troll.
4/10

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>trying way too hard now...

So you're telling me men have all been self inserting as Stark into all the scenes where he's not only emotionally vulnerable but also physically debased and tied up by his villains and saved by the female love interest?

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>Clint Eastwood was never, ever presented in vulnerable light

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Ignore the faggot and discuss Steve. Does Winter Soldier hold up on rewatch?

It holds up on 7th watch, I can personally attest.

Sadly no, it’s slightly more enjoyable than the others but it is the same formulaic action fest with no substance. At least Evans is fun to look at

Don't you have a DC film to shill? Oh wait, you really do not any more.

I haven’t seen a single DC film after the Dark Knight, didn’t even watch the Dark Knight rises. I was an MCUfag for years but I now realized I was brainwashed by Cap’s tits into thinking they were anything of substance film wise

>Aside from the end of Endgame
What was wrong with it?

Stark is way more of a traditional heroine, I’ve seen some good analyses of how his throughline is very Hollywood Female Action Star, with being menaced by big strong men, tied up by them, being saved by his love interests, being very emotional and prone to outbursts etc. Plus he’s got those big ol pretty eyes.

The avengers are all very clearly for sex.

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He was supposed to remain Forever On Duty in case villains showed up again, even though the number of heroes had literally quintupled at that point.

soldiers are not allowed to retire
they just have to keep going until they end up in a institution or dead

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Going back to the 40s seemed cute but then you’re stuck with:
>Cap has to sit through social injustice
>Cap has to sit through every major terror event he learned about in order to not butterfly effect the timeline
>Cap has to just let Bucky be tortured for years
>Cap has to let the Starks die
>Cap made sure Peggy didn’t get the husband she obviously loved dearly OR just plain hid in a closet and didn’t offer the Avengers any aid whilst he was alive at the same time
>Cap completely gave up on his life in the future
>if he created an alternate timeline then he’s fucked the timeline he was in by removing himself and his shield from the equation
>also made out with his own granddaughter/niece

Chris should play Hercules desu

That’s the good shit. Damsel heroes.

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I humbly recommend Cavill.

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>Stark is way more of a traditional heroine, I’ve seen some good analyses of how his throughline is very Hollywood Female Action Star
That shit was retarded the first time I read it and you're not making it sound any less so.

Cap went to an alternate timeline, there is no MCU butterfly effect.
I am certain this has been slowly explained to you 50+ times on Yea Forums alone. He came back to our timeline after his wife died and his kids grew up, pretty much at the time he left our timeline.

Isn't his career still doing penance in streaming for the sin of enabling Zack Snyder?

but Evans is a better comedic actor

The anons in this thread seem extremely retarded. It’s best just to discuss the milkies and ignore them

The writers said he stayed in our timeline, and they wrote the thing. Also what kids? Is this fan fic?

I’m not actually against Cap retiring, but this was stupid and contrived.

Give him a couple of years and he'll be a shoo-in for Kratos.
Cavill cut his teeth in Sandal and Toga so it's fitting.

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I think he went there by choice, that man fucking loves the Witcher. He’s been in movies since DC, after all.

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You think anyone would mind him playing a dumb, kind, scrawny-to-buff hero again? I guess at this point it'd be more important they don't fuck up Hades.

Mission Impossible and Nighthunter (lol).
Mission Impossible was still filming before JUSTice League laid a turd at theaters. Which is how we got Man of CGI Face.

Now he's in teevee and video game voiceovers.
I'm not suggesting his career is dead; but it is in rehab like Ben Affleck's life.

Are we not talking about Marvel Herc?

He's clearly talking animated to live action Hercules.

I don't want to even imagine that.

I assumed they were talking about the live action remake Disney is gonna make since Chris already has a role in the MCU. He’s getting too old to play Disney Herc anyways.

I personally can't wait til they put that personality vacuum Gadot off of movies and into a Xena reboot or something inoffensive.
The WW sequel might be enough, given WB's track record.

The term himbo has really lost all meaning. Just because Steve isn't on the level of Pym, Tony, Reed or other geniuses doesn't make him unintelligent enough to qualify as a himbo.

Usually nobody likes goody two shoes serious types. How did Cap work?

Steve isn’t a himbo, you’re correct. Star Lord is a himbo, and so is Thor. I feel like Chris Hemsworth exclusively plays himbos.

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Serious goody-two shoes Superman was the most popular movie hero for ages.
WB just gave up on the concept for "ironic Batman" and "morose Super-sulk".

Tits. He was also a kind of interesting person underneath his goody two shoes act.

You forgot Lang somehow.

You'll get your First Gay Disney Character, Pegasus and you'll get him voiced by Jack Black and you'll like it, user

And T'Challah.

INCLUDING THE END, he was best boy.

i'd rather a Quill
especially when he's on the bigger side, I get the feeling he has a fucking donkin ass

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He’s so small, I couldn’t see him.

Only if I get to watch Herc get fucked by the horse

Link me to them, user
Please

If they keep the roughhousing, there'll be fan art, don't worry

It'll be glorious

>Tonyshills always ruining Cap threads

Fuck off, make your own threads.

Ugly whithered old men are pig disgusting. Also, he's not a pure virgin maiden like Steve, so it's not the same.

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The thread was ruined the moment user decided to bring in his black people and homophobia shit

He's a homo who doesn't know what a beautiful woman is

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His tweets make it impossible to watch on screen, he's a disgusting human being.

>not liking both
You non-idorts disgust me.

He deserved his titty monster. I recall the directors claimed he did made a difference in that new timeline.
>Irl=fiction
Back to kindergarten.

Hercules (and the Gods) are going to be played by black people, you know this. Only Hades will be white.

Don't care if he's a good liar/actor. Part of the fantasy is believing the character and you can't get when he tweets literal Communism.

Ok but will there still be Hercules horse porn?

>Intelligent men are annoying smug nerds.

Seeing this and make me think it's not that they are or are not smug, you're just really dumb and insecure.

You have to be very confident and strong to enjoy a smug nerd. Half the fun is making them so well fucked they stop thinking and the other half is them realising no keikaku can stop your muscles.

>Just look at those fucking plush lips, he's made for sucking the head of your cock as he's giving you a titjob.
100% this, made for breeding

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>Cap went to an alternate timeline,
Let his version of that timeline rot in the ice and stole his life, lied to that Peggy and all of is still a posibility.
Both options are morally wrong and against all of what his character has been during all previous movies

>being on twitter in the first place
Absolute cringe

So, good to Yea Forums, means someone who tortures themselves, and bad is someone who makes sure they are loved?

Thanos

Best boy, best trilogy, best actor

I've never seen it summed up this well before. Thanks.

>I've let 9/11 to happen and let my wife work for terrorists, and the friend who without him I wouldn't have survived past 17 be lobotomized by Communists, but the pussy was good
>I let a guy rot in the ice 75 years for no reason, usurped his identity and stole his gf while she believed that guys was me
We're on Yea Forums, alright

>Oh no, he said Trump bad! RRRRREEEEE
Yikes

he has unnatural demon eyes
>What are you talking about, I can do that eye movement too
no you can't unless you're a lizard like him

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What are you even taking about?

Evans has lizard eyelids, try to replicate gif you won't be able to

Take your meds, schizo

You mean...move my eyelids? Can you not?

That's not what he's doing, you won't be able to do that movement to put a digit under your eye like that especially without changing the rest of your eye shape
It's probably CGI'd for exaggerated emotion

is it wrong that I want him to end up with ScarJo?

it is undeniable proof he is a fucking lizard look in a mirror and try to do what he's doing there without lying to yourself

>IRL shipper
>wasting aryan chad genes on a Schnoose slut
Yes

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I don't know what to tell you, it isn't impossible

Man, just let me enjoy my himbos

Even with the end of Endgame, he was the best MCU boy

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MCU fujos ruined me

He's made for breeding
**enhanced
Ftfy

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I'm now into mpreg, brainwashing, mind control, breeding, hypnosis, lactation, muscle growth, pec/tit fucking, body transformation and more
Thanks Marvel cinematic universe

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>brainwashing, mind control,muscle growth, pec/tit fucking
Guess you found your place, then

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All the male Avengers get some objectification at some point except for maybe Hawkeye

He’s beautiful.

Best captain was Avengers captain.

Steve Rogers in the MCU isn’t a himbo though user and you don’t know the definition of the word. Steve Harrington is a himbo.

That comment was before he saw War Games and it was when he was recently out of the ice and he was also being semi sarcastic. Stark was asking him to explain to him something he had never seen before.

>He said he didn't like the character he represents being a nazi in the comics?? That's persecution!

I agree he isn't a himbo but it's hot to imagine him as one or imagine turning him into one. Just think of that big titty hunk being a brainless himbo...

>lobotomized by Communists
no they were actually nazis you dummy

Eh Star-Lord has his moments and he has shown he can formulate plans and keep unpredictable volatile people with wildly different personalities together and functioning as a group even though they don't listen but he still manages to work with them. Some smarts and patience are required for that.

>except for maybe Hawkeye
Lol, No. No one has been exempt of lewding

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If it's not about Tony they will do anything to make it about Tony.

I meant in the movies, if it comes to fan shit then no one gets exempted.

Ok, then. Renner has showed some nice arms, though

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I should finish my fic about how Cap’s super serum had a side effect that makes him insatiably horny several times a day and basically has every other character plowing him, titfucking him, eating his ass, etc. to no end

>tfw that burlesque fic where Natasha uses a strap-on on Wanda hasn't been touched since 2016
Why the best works the ones left unfinished

So, like the MCU?

>this is what feminists unironically believe

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Or they kill them.
>because it makes the male audience uncomfortable
>Implying
It motivates them to go to the gym, gaves them a boner, or both. Cope, landwhale

>Aside from the end of Endgame
user presumable Cap stayed back in the past to not only stay with the woman he loved but also run shield from the shadows in wait for the events of endgame.

They had some hot villains too, pic related
>presumable
Not canon

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>i'd rather a Quill
he's Thor's new cumdump now
>I get the feeling he has a fucking donkin ass
Well, Pratt has a good ass of his own and Peter is pretty in shape in 616, that's already covered

Mine never even got posted because I didn’t want to leave the story unfinished but still readable. Chapters were supposed to take place throughout the entirety of the MCU. From being plugged by Tony during AoU, getting fucked by T’Challa while frozen Bucky ‘watches’, to getting gangabanged by everybody after Thanos was defeated

MCU? Definitely.

>to getting gangabanged by everybody after Thanos was defeated
We live in a Timeline where even Thanos got lewded
>Got fisted with the Gauntlet and ganbanged by all Avengers in one fic
>Turns them into his floozies in another

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>We live in a Timeline where even Thanos got lewded
Let me know when MODOK or Melf gets lewded.

His fingers are disgusting though.

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Why does the MCU hate chest hair?

I can’t say I hate the idea of Thanos being mesmerized by Cap’s fat tits and ass bouncing on the battlefield. He uses the gauntlet to make all of his goons stop and line up to take Cap’s hole. The avengers and guardians are waiting for a piece too

>MODOK
Well, if I remember right, there's that one pic on Paheal of MODOK fucking Sharon Carter

True.
But I won't believe we are in *that* timeline until a super deep cut like Melf starts getting lewded.

Bearded cavill is earthshakingly handsome.

Makes that Ultimate Hawkeye part where he kills people with his fingernails make more sense. I'd die too if those things ended up in my throat.

You wouldn't want to turn all the children/teen audiences gay, aren't you user?

Indeed

It's always bewildering to me when I see people with taste this fucking bad.

>Chris Pratt
>Bad taste
U wut m8?

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This gif so arousing, wtf

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>You'll get your First Gay Disney Character
>Won't be Marvel Herc slaying both pussy and boipussy left and right
Into the trash it goes
This reminded me of how shitty was both Infinity War and Endgame to Quill, instead of bitching at Thor they should have been epic fuck bros and the story would have remained the same

How was Cavill in Man From U.N.C.L.E.?

Great

Made for sex
>looks at face
And love

Very good. Also bursting out of his suit a bit.

>while frozen Bucky ‘watches'
>Not brainwashing him and feel another supersoldier ass around your cock.
user, you're doing it wrong

4 of those for some reason just don't do it for me

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That’s the thing, nobody really needs brainwashed to want to fuck Cap 24/7. If he’s crying out every few hours, begging to be bred, chances are you aren’t going to say no regardless of who you are. Thor and Hulk can keep up with his libido. Quill and Scott do their best to satisfy him as well.

>Not canon
Dude the chick he married was the founder of shield, no shit he'd help her run the company.

>Pretty face
>long eyelashes
>lips pink as fuck
>Big big tits
>thicc, well shaped ass
>slim waist
Evans is a reverse anime girl, boob jiggle and everything
user, I was talking about Bucky

Yeah he was the best.

user, he was with carter in another reality, we don't even know if in that reality things went the endgame route

Unironically, what's wrong with a hot, dumb man?

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The same as a hot dumb woman, absolutely nothing. But you already know whose will screech when they see one

Bump

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I'm sure jews back in the day split his boipussy

He's so pretty

>because it makes the male audience uncomfortable
Said no man ever

Wish there was more Hydra Trash Party stuff with him instead of Bucky

In the end it's the insecurities of white women that determine what is right and wrong.

IM and WS were two of the best Marvel Movies

Was he a better Steve or Johnny?

Can also attest to over 6-7 watches.

He got Rekt hard by this jewess btw

I want to protect his smile and his titties

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His Johnny was alright but Steve was perfection.

Should I dump fanart or keep it 3D?

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Yes

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>ignoring Man From U.N.C.L.E.
No wonder you think the way you do

>ywn be buried between those cheeks and watch his titties bounce as he's riding you

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There were many people who did in fact have to sit through that shit because the system was larger than their personal anger

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That won't stop bimbofication

Y-You will post it, right?
>>Got fisted with the Gauntlet and ganbanged by all Avengers in one fic
>>Turns them into his floozies in another
Name?

I love this kind of thing

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>ywn suck on Chris's mantits while he pets your head
>ywn ruffle Henry's chest hair while he's still asleep
I'm not even gay but this brings me sorrow

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>ASGARDED

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>tfw no daddy gf (male)

Y'all horny af

I only have the last one user.
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>those faces
You just know..

>implying you wouldn't travel through time to slurp on Haylee Atwell's milkers

I mean, I would. But if you make Cap act like any user here then is absolutely shit wrtiting

>what's wrong with a hot, dumb man?
Nothing at all. I had one as a bf and he was the sweetest guy I've ever been with

>that hug
Men.com

He's still human after all.

Those titties were made for groping and sucking

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Thor Love and Thunder and GOTG3 should definitely be about Thor seducing Quill and plowing that beefcake ass into the sunset

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HOT

Then why are you describing him in the past tense?

The Captain America I know, the REAL Steve Rogers, would never abandon his duty to justify for a fleeting romantic affair. MCU Steve Rogers has no right to the shield or the ideals it represents.

We broke up like 3 years ago
This, they stripped the soul of the character at the end

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Outgrew your taste for him or were you a shit partner?

We were not out, his family started figuring things out and he got scared. We broke in good terms, tho.

Aww, that sucks

>himbo
>bombed a HYDRA factory all by himself
>figured HYDRA's trap in the elevator
>figured Zemo's scheme in Civil War before Tony, Natasha, Sam and Sharon. A genius and two full career spies
>figured that Wanda could destroy the Mind Stone
Are people really this retarded?

You all are just lusting hard for Chris Evans; I'm not really sure what Cap has to do with most of this.

People who love himbos are actually himbos looking to feel superior

I wouldn't love Chris Evans if he hadn't played Cap

>implying
616 Cap is just as or even more hot. Cope

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Prompt: come up with a movie to cast these two as the leads in, complete with absolutely shameless fanservice.

They're old timey, over the top, comically hammy (remember Craig in Knives out? He's a 5% to their 40%) detectives solving candy store cases. In weird candy stores. Wanka style. Lots of ruined clothes, cake rubbing and stuff.

>and basically has every other character plowing him, titfucking him, eating his ass, etc. to no end
Reminded me of this

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Reverse Charlie's Angels. Even add Chris Pratt for a full himbo trinity.
>full fanservice
>some gay undertone friendship
>some bickering, lots of bro moments
>the villain is the biggest titty goth MILF ever seen, lackeys are dominatrix on catsuits
>lots of choke/ groping fight scenes

>>the villain is the biggest titty goth MILF ever seen
You might be onto something here, user

wasn't he supposed to be an engineer? He definitely acts a himbo most of the time though

We need their Bosley too. How's Scarjo for that?

>Chris Pratt
Replace with Hemsworth and I'm in.

Bosley was just a dumbass. Female version could be some shy bimbo that actually gets to join the fight at the end (so twitter and trannies don't complain) so they could self-insert into the story, They love that shit.
Or go the gay full mile and put some prett y "must be protected" guy. His personality stays the same as the original

>Or go the gay full mile and put some prett y "must be protected" guy.
This one. Make him a twink for some variety.

Was the Murray version dumb too? I remember mostly the movies.

But who's the gothic tittymilf?

I was thinking about some brunette version of 90's Natasha Hendstridge, don't know which modern actress could fullfill the type, sadly

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Betty Giplin?

>objectively best MCU boy?
Yes, but Tony had the better character arc

Add Paul Rudd as a sadistic villain who gets the heroes tied up often. He has heavy gay undertones in the way he verbally harasses the trio of heroes

I was there for that thread
user was absolutely assblasted over the idea of Tony being pounded by Hydra Cap cock

>We need their Bosley too
Terry Crews? same skin color (no racewash outrage), a himbo of his own and females audiences love him
Would be Paul Rudd convincing as a Villain, though. The idea of hot male villain is based,would be a nice add

Not sure if the Bosley shouldn't be sexchanged too

>user was absolutely assblasted over the idea of Tony being pounded by Hydra Cap cock
>Secret Empire had a literal gay version of the Evangelion hospital scene
Kek, that's some hardcore autism
Eh, it was just a tought if keeping the number of genders even on both sides, so it wouldn't be too much (but still enough) sausagefest on the good guys side.

I can't think of a plot but it should involve seclusion innawoods and possibly a werewolf. Really just a combination of that Chris Evans candle fanfiction but with a bonus monster bf.

>Kek, that's some hardcore autism
It was also a clear fetish thread from the OP and he sperged out over anons talking about Tony getting his womb (via Extremis) filled with Hydra Cap seed

>talking about Tony getting his womb (via Extremis) filled with Hydra Cap seed
>Marvel writers could be doing this instead of sassy black/latinx girl n°41%
They don't how to do shit anymore isn't it

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do you still have the thread?

>Make him a twink for some variety.
Way too on the nose, put a decently built guy, but not as huge as the main characters, Moe personality of course.Robbie Amell, Jesse Spencer, Colton Haynes or Luke Mitchell would be nice options

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Ackles?

Richard Madden

The thought of Cap having inverted nipples that grow huge when he gets horny is really hot

Not as Bosley, but perfect as a villain

Ok, but who will the other guy

We said hot chixx villains

GoTG 3 will be just Thor humping Qull like a dog for 2-5 hours

>Add Paul Rudd as a sadistic villain who gets the heroes tied up often.
I want Frank Grillo for that, tho

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>that IS America's ass.

desuarchive.org/co/thread/107570386

Bitch he gave that shield the ideals it represents, dude has a right to put it down and retire when he chooses.

thanks user

Cavill

YES

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Ok, my bad. Cast them, though. Suddenly i'm out of ideas
Holy shit

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There's a bit more but it's from a general fujo/homo thread
desuarchive.org/co/thread/108592891/#108606080

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Too much beefcake in this thread. Which one of them's getting the twink boipussy?

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Kek, Amazing thread

>GoTG 3 will be just Thor humping Qull like a dog for 2-5 hours
Add some Gunn's black humor jokes and Drax voyeour joke from IW and it's perfect

>Huge muscles
He looks like a runner that lifts once a month
Ask me how I know you're a fat fuck or a scrawny onions

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Just finished reading that thread, Holy shit. It was wild. This by far the best post, imho
>What's next? Nick Fury is actually a power-bottom like Midnighter and has been hiding behind false machisimo all this time? He was doing "Brokeback Mountain" with Duggan while slurping on Jones' dark meat back in the 40s?
Fuck yes.Nick Fury for some reason isn't even lewded and that needs to be fixed

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>GoTG 3 will be just Thor humping Quill like a dog for 2-5 hours
Perfection

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>Nick Fury for some reason isn't even lewded and that needs to be fixed
I blame it on the fact that they've more or less replaced him with the MCU synergy Fury

And I hate it, the dude was an absolute DILF that bombed fortresses while being shirtless and smoking, You can't be more based than that

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If they went with OG Fury for the MCU who would've been the best cast for him?

>Steve/Thor
Underrated ship
If the MCU started at the late 90's or early 00's I would have said Dennis Quaid, I really don't know if some actor looks the type and can do it well nowadays

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I fapped to the art of Scott getting anal vored by Thanos and I am not ashamed

Me too, user. Me too

Hot

Kek, I fapped to Cap way before the MCU was a thing, zoomer

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>Richard Madden as Bosley
Fuck yes

Right?

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What moments do you wish happened with MCU Cap that didn’t?

Railing Crossbones into submission.

This. Also
>Never called Stark on his bullshit
>His relationship with Sharon never developed (fuck you, I love Sharon and VanCamp was cute)
>No friendship with Clint
>after all those teases of Bucky with the shield, he doesn't gives to him (I love the idea of Sam being Cap, but it would be better if they followed what already was established)
>Zemo just, wasn't based Zemo
>No Nuke, Flag Smasher or Sinthea Schmidt
>never breeded Bucky and Sam

>look for fanfic
>one of the highest rated ones is a civil war fic where Cap is an evil rapist who wants to hurt everyone around him

I understand not liking a character but how can you see something like that and think that sounds in character at all.

Antis are generally disturbed people. Best to just steer clear.

>anti

I don’t know what that is.

People who aggressively hate a character to the point of obsession and making it their entire personality. Most likely talks about said character more than actual fans do.

The opposite of a fan. They invest their free time in obsessively hating and shitting on a particular character/ship.

>I am certain this has been slowly explained to you 50+ times on Yea Forums alone. He came back to our timeline after his wife died and his kids grew up, pretty much at the time he left our timeline.
who cares, the movie's over, it works however you want it to

for instance, Bojack died in the second to last episode, the last episode was a dying hallucination, and it doesn't matter what anyone else says because that's my interpretation. the writer himself says it means whatever you want it to mean

What the hell thats retarded.

It is and even Yea Forums isn't safe from it. Tommy for example hates Doom and constantly makes threads and posts about him.

It really is. It wouldn't be so bad if they'd just stay in their own lane but a lot of them feel the need to antagonize fans and harass artists.

>what's next? a bunch of attractive, muscular, hyper-masculine dudes trapped together for long periods of time, without any comfort or companionship but each other, in a brutal war where they know that each new day could be their last, being GAY together? what are the odds of that?
let's be real though, Nick Fury would be a vers top who'd only occasionally power bottom

Rewatched Cap's first movie recently. It still holds up.

>let's be real though, Nick Fury would be a vers top who'd only occasionally power bottom
Perfect, imho. I definitely would had fucked or rode Dum Dum Duggan if I had the chance, also nice dubs

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>Railing Crossbones into submission
Truly a tragedy that it didn't happened

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No because he knows what babies taste like

Wtf are you on about

youtube.com/watch?v=PaddfP3noq0

Oh, you might not wanna watch if you haven't seen the movie, it's a great moment that's better with the context of the movie

Ah, Snowpiercer. Great movie, I tought you were schizoposting

I think it was the perfect tease. We all knew Thanos was gonna be the Endgame, and letting Steve use the hammer at that point would've ruined a lot of "suspence"

You're a fucking homo retard

>Space manslut takes a big Asgardian cock

You could tell he wanted it so bad too.

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Muh dick

So did I, that wasn't the point being made. It's clear from this thread that people are lusting over Chris Evans, not necessarily Captain America.

616 and 1610 Caps are clearly superior.

It's a different Bucky and a completely different situation. It would not have made as much sense to give MCU!Bucky the shield as it did for Sam.

But Bucky's going to end up using the shield and maybe even put on a costume during the TV show. It seems like an obvious plot point.

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Look at the way Hemsworth is looking at

>"Come here. Yup, your ass is mine now"

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>was he objectively best ass

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Rec me some degenerate pornfics about him

that's never communicated in film
and it doesn't change the fact that the Russos and feige character assasinated Steve rather than giving him a heroic death

The actual gay characters in the MCU before this shitshow are better looking than the shitty ones the Eternals is pushing

>*jiggle*

This

Bump

for some reason I don't really like lewding Holland. He's cute, though

>ywn corrupt pure daddy Pratt and make him your pillow princess
Why live

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Bump

So will there be a phase 2?

I hope so

Maybe?

Mantis and Carol are top 5 cuties at least.

We don't even know what he did in the timeline he grew old in. He was probably using his abilities there for the common good too. He just wanted to be with his first love.

>Carol
Lel

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This thread is based , don't let it die

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I NEED the source, user

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I got it from a gay thread here ages ago. Sorry, user.

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That honestly just sound like a you problem man. I can admit that Bill Cosby's shows were genuinely good family television even though it turns out the man himself was basically the exact opposite of the character he played.

>Pretty much he only says "Drumpf bad" and "free healthcare" on Twitter that really doesn't mean shit
>Dude has no real political pull
>you faggots still manage to be assblasted over it.
Kek, the guy is ironically based for making mongoloids like you sperg out

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Me on the left.

What I wouldn't give to shove my face on those pecs

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I want to suck on those

IMAGINE

I do. Frequently.

Post fics or art

Scott is a humble smart badass that just get walked over

>how do I achieve this

Ironically AND unironically, steroids.

Nah, saw bigger guys without it

This, he's an electric engineer ffs

So cute!

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>Tony getting his womb (via Extremis) filled with Hydra Cap seed
Why the fuck this isn't canon already

Their babby would be the cutest.

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He turned me into a coomer (male)tiddiefag tbqh

There should be a kidfic where Steve assembles an entire soccer team with all his children of the partners he had. He had twins with Tony, of course

>Their babies would be the cutest.
FTFY. Tony wouldn't be satisfied with just one and I'm sure Steve wouldn't mind since he had a sibling himself. There also has to be at least one girl.

All of the children are blonde

I want one to be a brunette like Tony, tho. And they may be different ones if we're counting the other partners kids
Does the SSS makes Steve's genes that stronger?

Fine. Tony may have one brunette child. All others are blonde including the children from the other concubines.

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Nice!

Daddies money Chad must be a hit. With them.

Chad lacks the heart of a proper himbo.

This. Not all, but most Chads tend to not be good people

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Howard definitely had some fun with him

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I wonder how that Scott/Logan poster is taking Hickmans X-Men

Post more Cap tits.

I wonder if he and Tony are similar in the sack.

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Probably not. MCU Tony is usually seen being overpowered by the women he sleeps with and 616 Tony typically goes for women that are the more assertive and dominant. I can't imagine Howard being like that.

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Stop shilling this fuck in every movie, no.

Nope

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This, as long as Thor exist, Cap will remain a bottom bitch.

It doesn't have to be a competition.

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Endgame still couldn't top it bros

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Hemsworth is the definition of a butterface.

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literally how is that true at all, you can easily say he has the best face out of all the Chris. I know everyone loves Evans but if anyone deserves the title of Butterface it's him; he has a very long face and a very long nose which yes is handsome but it is more of a acquired taste compared to Hemsworth who has conventional beauty with a baby face and long eyelashes.

kek Hemsworth mogs the entire cast whenever they are together in any interview. Likewise he was the one who even the male characters in the MCU flirted with and even the thots of Agents of shield could not resist. Evans all camera angles and make up. He looks significantly less attractive outside of the movies

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>I know everyone loves Evans but if anyone deserves the title of Butterface it's him

Christ, get help.

>all this seething

The absolute state of Thorfags.

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Don’t fight just fap

I love Evans and think he is very handsome but that is the truth. If you play WOW it's like the in-game cinematic Anduin face compared to Hemsworth fully CGI cinematic Anduin face, both handsome but for different reasons.

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Even going by body, Hemsworth just has a generic muscular body. There's a reason nobody has fixated on particular parts of him, it's because he's bland.

>but that is the truth.

Keep telling yourself that, deluded Hemsworth stan.

No need to even fight, there's a reason there are never any Thor threads. No one gives a shit about him, so they have to invade other superior husbando threads and seethe.

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Anduin looks like a young Leo if anything. Too babyfaced to be Hemsworth.

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>making Tony the child bearer
>when Cap clearly has a body made for breading
>not wanting those tits filled with milk

This is why Tonyshills are cancer

>Keep telling yourself that, deluded Hemsworth stan.
I like Cap way more than Thor
What is being said isn't even controversial, Evans has a long face compared to Hemsworth baby face. I have seen people say Evans has an ugly face which is fine it is more of a acquired taste. And for the record I was replying to someone saying Hemsworth has a "butterface" I didn't start it

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Kek Thor outranks Cap on every marvel character poll

observationdeck.kinja.com/something-i-found-marvel-character-popularity-poll-cb-1568108064

Cap America = Superman, but more dull. Lamest MCU hero. His whole character is being a basic bitch.

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It's the way it has to be, user. If Steve is the one carrying that's only one pregnancy a year. Those super soldier genes deserve to be spread out.

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Not true he also has that man out of time angle, and noticeable character flaws especially in the MCU. A part of his character is having his American patriotic-ness be challenged, you can say the same for Supes but handled less delicately and less frequently. The fact he isn't overpowered helps too Superman just comes in and solves all the problems meanwhile Cap isn't a heavyhitter more of the moral backbone rather than the Ace.

No way is Stark a top and not only that he's the one with the penchant for pseudo-adopting children/teens and the one who became a househusband even.

This, hoes mad
>ranker.com/crowdranked-list/top-marvel-comics-superheroes
We the only MCU trilogy getting a 4th movie.

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>figured HYDRA's trap in the elevator
that was a trap?

>muh boogeyman
Get off your high horse, faggot
I'm a Capfag that gets tired of him bottoming all the time. The man's got a peak human body with a dick to more than likely show for it. Why waste that? Let him get some ass and pussy sometimes. Also this

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>arguing about muh top/bottom

I wish you retards would commit log off irl.

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Black Panther proved me wrong about fujos not liking black guys.

On average they still aren't too keen on them. T'Challa and Killmonger have a certain type of attractiveness and dynamic that fujos like.

Everybody loves a catboy

>Fighting over one or another
You should be ashamed of yourselves

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Quicksilver irrefutably has the biggest dick in the MCU, even if he is dead.

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Not wrong
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I'm still pissed Whedon was allowed to kill him off. He'd better make an appearance in WandaVision.

>as long as Thor exist, Cap will remain a bottom bitch.
>This is a bad thing is if it were real
??
>It doesn't have to be a competition.
This. the actors even (for show obviously) flirted on screen

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He had some of the best scenes in Age of Ultron. Still bullshit they killed him. Imagine if Quicksilver was in Wakanda in Infinity War. Half of that army would have been wrecked. I remember the scene that he cucked all the avengers. Is that why they killed him? having speed in every fight would be OP? They did something similar to Quicksilver in Dark Phoenix, made him get hurt so he wouldn't be around for most of the movie. I do hope too that Wanda is able to bring him back or something, killing him was a mistake. Fantastic actor, fan favorite hero. Fuck whedon.

>I'm a Capfag that gets tired of him bottoming all the time.

When is he ever portrayed as a bottom?

>attention seeking Tonyfags and Thorfags ruining a Cap thread

What else is new.

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You still get less threads and feel the need to invade others because you're insecure. Stay jelly.

Nothing. He was just a kid from Brooklyn.

Cap IS a bottom, even his actor is a major cuck. While RDJ makes a habit of trolling and insulting people and also walking off in the middle of interviews. He is a authorative.

Tonyshills are usually the ones writing hundreds of anti-Steve fics and making up ships like Ironstrange purely out of spite. They really are next level autistic screeching.

Stony is shit, Cap deserves better.

Thor/Steve > Sam/Steve > Stucky >>>>>>> Stony

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Jelly for what? Cap's dead, replaced by Falcon. Thor getting his 4th movie sweetie and is planned to be a prominent figure in the MCU going forward. You know since he kinda is a god, and basic super soldier can be replaced by literally anyone. Matter fact Falcon might make the character more interesting.

>Thor getting his 4th movie sweetie

I can smell your dilating from here

Stay mad
youtube.com/watch?v=C_szo5imWSQ

If only Cap was with Peggy and superheroing throughout history

dilate

>muh tonyfags and thorfag boogeyman
FIRSTLY, ALL OF YOU STFU. Because every single one of them takes the backseat to Spidey. Where's Cap, Thor and Ironman's PS4 game? that's right nowhere to be found and never will be.

Secondly, stop fucking crying about Tonyfags or Thorfags when the OP specifically asked whether or not Cap was objectively the best boy. Of course you're going to attract people in the thread with differing opinions with an opening like that. Don't be a dumbfuck.

This post reeks of tumblr.

Not wrong
>cucked every single one of the playstation exclusives in sales
Don't see the other Marvel characters pulling that off.

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Right in this very thread? He also gets portrayed as a bottom in a good chunk of his ship pool

>Thorfags shitting on Cap
That must be the biggest sign of a casual or fake fan ever seen

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Can you fags shut up? Who gives a shit who tops or bottoms, this is why solo lewds are the best because it doesn’t lead to arguing about this retarded shit

>He also gets portrayed as a bottom in a good chunk of his ship pool

No he doesn't. He's almost always the top in his most popular ships.

Steve/all of Hydra > all else

I'm a Tonyfag but also love Steve, which is why I'm in this thread. I can easily say Stuckyfags and Capfags are the ones who write hundreds of anti-Tony shit but you don't see me autistically grouping all of those people with their worst members. Nevermind the fact that anti culture is usually made up mostly of vocal underage retards in the first place.

Never liked him in any media, movies no better. Caps whole persona and self righteousness in the MCU is ripped straight from Clark Kent, but less likable

"anti-Steve" actually has a tag with way more fics than "anti-Tony". And again, IronStrange is a ship built entirely on "lol take that Steve, Tony has a new boyfriend who actually slavishly worships him like we do! Fuck Cap". Nice false equivalency though.

No one cares who likes or doesn’t like your husbando. Post Cap or fuck off

>but less likable

That explains why Cap is monumentally more popular than Supes now.

Also, fuck, this thread turned to shit. Should've just had it be strictly a Cap thread, OP, then none of this "hurrr muh husbando is better" sperging would've happened.

Now i'm not arguing for either side here, but it's a terrible notion to think that "thorfags" or "tonyfags" should like Cap just because Thor/tony likes him in the comics. How many times does Marvel shill characters they want to put on the pedestal? by making other characters overglorfiy them? no amount of Marvel characters shilling Captain Marvel "OMG YOU'RE SO AMAZING" in the comics will make me see her in the light they want me to.

>fujos not liking black guys.
Sam Wilson has been shipped with Steve since the 70's, even Englehart and Gruenwald teased about it more than once
Best answer

Forget it, user, thread's ruined. Just let it die.

>That explains why Cap is monumentally more popular than Supes now.
Ahahahahahahaha no, if that would be any character in Marvel it would be Spiderman, and not even him as Supes comics still sell more. Supes is still the standard whom every hero is compared.

Again, you're generalizing a whole group of people with different backgrounds and tastes based on shitty people and underages. There are people who are multishippers and like all kinds of different dynamics while not indulging in any of the bullshit. Anyway, MCU becoming this popular and fandom becoming as mainstream as it has was a mistake.

>muh metrics

Face it, DCuck, your movies bombed as did your character's societal impact.

Do you believe Iron Man isn't more popular than Supes too? Normies base their knowledge of superheroes on movies, and the MCU is a cultural phenomenon. All Supes is known for is being OP to the point of being bland and having shitty films. He gets way less fujo art and fic as well. Basing shit off the popularity of comic sales is pathetic.

At least the majority of it was good.

kek, supes origin story and powers alone has inspired tons of copycats and reimaginings. Call me when "your character" is as iconic to even be remembered after the MCU's next big hit drops.

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>When is he ever portrayed as a bottom?
Only cases I've seen are when hes paired with Crossbones (very niche), only like 38% of Stucky and almost all times with Thor. Nothing wrong about it

Imagine having so many films and still nowhere near Batman or Supes. Can anyone even remember any of the Marvel villains?

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I miss the actual gay threads. They were comfy with minimal to absolutely zero shitflinging.

I only wish to discuss Cap

Patrician taste

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I'll make one when this one hits bump limit, I want more to include more than just Marvel characters tho

Imagine believing this. Who plays the Bat, or Superman or hell even Joker is just about as important as who plays Bond. That's how iconic their roles and characters are.

>Thor/Steve > Sam/Steve > Stucky >>>>>>> Stony
>Steve/all of Hydra > all else
Good to see anons with good taste on this thread

gee i wonder who a MCUfag would say when asked who their favorite comic movie villain is truly a headscratcher

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Mine's always have been Kang and Ultron, 616 Thanos almost always has been an incel and Endgame turned him into an abslute dumbass

>the two chris and tony think they can best THIS

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I feel like the shitflinging from here would just transfer over to that thread

>the two chris and tony think they can best THIS
No one ever said that? We were even imagining a movie with all of them being lewded
Nah, it will be better. Just make sure to post your best lewds, user

They did. Both financially and in popularity amongst normies, gays, and fujos.

>popularity amongst normies
no
>gays and fujos
literally no, supes, bats have more porn kid, infact supes has multiple tags r34 as does the bat most of the artist like Mo0n don't even have cap, ironman or thor models, everyone has supes kek

MCU sales mean jack shit about the characters. The fact that nobodies like Captain Marvel and Black Panther hit that billion is proof. These are characters carried by the hype of the MCU machine and not by their actual worth or merit. Notice nobody even talks about Captain Marvel or Black Panther despite the massive success of their films. Ricky Gervais was right about the MCU films being amusement parks.

Thor's ass is epic, tho. Ngl

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>No he doesn't. He's almost always the top in his most popular ships.
This

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Not that user but going solely off of AO3 numbers since I got curious:

>154371 fics in steve rogers
>23875 are explicit
>"bottom steve" tag has 1462 fics
>"bottom steve rogers" tag has 1155 fics
>most popular ship with these tags: stucky (773 out of 48638 total fics)
>second most popular ship with these tags: stony (271 out of 35111 total fics)

>"top steve rogers" tag has 1631 fics
>"top steve" tag has 1797 fics
>most popular ship with these tags: stucky (1142 out of 48638 total fics)
>second most popular ship with these tags: stony (574 out of 35111 total fics)

We can't account for all the untagged stuff unfortunately.

>when Cap clearly has a body made for breading
>not wanting those tits filled with milk
Thor being the father is the only logical reason for this. Unlike Tony, Steve is not the type of going ass up for everyone

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They'll all have to wrestle just to make sure.

I'd wager the bottom stuff is tagged because it goes against the norm, which is him being the top. That's usually how it works.

AO3 is more based than I remember
This, the loser gets DP'ed

I've been following the Stucky/Stony tag since 2012 and I can tell you right now the reason the bottom tag seemingly looks like it has more is because it's much more rare. Steve being written as top is simply the default, hence the tagging done to signal when something deviates from said default.

I have suffered a drought of bottom!Steve in this fucking fandom for so long, I know my shit about this.

>"bottom steve" tag has 1462 fics
>"top steve rogers" tag has 1631 fics

you just proved user's point, nigger

I said I wasn't that user and I wasn't trying to disprove or prove him right either.

>I have suffered a drought of bottom!Steve in this fucking fandom for so long, I know my shit about this.
Go to the Steve/Thor tag, it has the best smut

Cinematic universe versions hurr. Last thing you heard from cavill supes was the moustache drama.

Based AO3

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Someone mastutbated to Cap for three days.

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It was me, what about it?

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>Thor is getting his 4th movie sweetie
>Shilling a movie with the entire premise is Thor getting cucked by schnoose muh strong womyn
You can't be more pathethic

>"So, you masturbated to gay fanart of me again"

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>this entire thread

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Bump, will you anons want a new thread?

It went to total shit because of everyone seething so no thanks

Sad, I'll make it next week then.

>Cap IS a bottom, even his actor
I wonder how tight he is

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