Cool movie you picked user, thanks!

imagine the smell

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O-on what? I haven't had dinner yet I would really appreciate a few

How does one acquire a gf of this caliber?

Be tall, handsome, with a square jaw, assertive, ambitious, intelligent, have a deep voice. Failing that, rape.

1. go outside
2. bee yourself

>this caliber

lmao they are 6/10 average as fuck

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exactly

Spoon gurl is best gurl :3

>assertive, ambitious, intelligent

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just bee yourself bro

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NoFap and a cocky, humorous and slightly dismissive attitude toward any woman you meet.

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STOP, GODDAMN IT

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>cocky, humorous and slightly dismissive attitude
This doesn't work when you're a 400 pound neckbeard.

Personally I don't like american teenage girls like those in op pic. They are too tall and have annoying voices, not sexy at all, reminds me of my 13 years old niece.

>american
They are clearly scandi.

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>school trip
>bus has televisions
>no one else brought any movies
>have the hunt for red october
>all the girls hate me

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>american
they're norwegian dumdum

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>too tall
No such thing as too tall

Ok my bad.

Imagine being a girl.

>No problem! Yeah, I'm kinda into movies. I'm an active member on movie websites like Yea Forums. Ok, you ladies have a good night now. By the way, how much have you ever lost in a coin toss? Haha just kidding, take care now!

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Based socially clueless autist poster.

The blond on the right in the black long sleeve is a dime and you know it.

The flight plan I just filed lists me, my dick and only one of you lucky gals. *unzips pants* If I take off your panties, will you die?

Imagine the smell.

kek

What if you were in a room full of girls and they made you take off all your clothes haha

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>you will never fuck a pure innocent white girl before she becomes a whore

delightful women's perfume with the slightest aroma of a yankee candle burning in the other room? Sounds wonderful

Why do women have such trouble concentrated during movies? My mother, my aunt and my ex gf were all exactly the same in that they would ask a million questions during the movie instead of just paying attention

Most women are low IQ(

My ex-gf was a scientist though. She works in the Pharma industry. I'm just an Accountant. I'm pretty sure her IQ must be higher than mine.

is she reaching for the cheese or lettuce?

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it seems like they get caught up in the minutiae and distracted by it

>take pants off
>uproarious laughter ensues throughout the hall
>they're pointing at my crotch (even that quiet girl who sits at the back of the class)
>have a heart attack out of shame and die
>none of the girls even check to see if I'm ok
>janitor finds my rigamortised body as he's sweeping
>ignores me and starts sniffing the used gym uniforms

That's just life on penis inspection day

>women's perfume
>women's

yeah that kind of goes without saying user

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>tfw you check all the boxes but are still single
This summer imma hit the Tinder game senpai

Did you check the rape box?

Please don't rape me.

Imagine the fucking STENCH god damn

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i hear if you put a bunch of them in a room they start bleeding at the same time

you have a lot to learn, boomer.

men wear cologne you faggy little brainlet.

no, men wear mans perfume

>My ex-gf was a stronk smart wahmon
EX

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The chad

Why are they taking pictures of eating tacos?

or on an island

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On that fucking tv? It is strait out of the year 2009. Looks like it isn't even over 42 fucking inches. Fucking pleb shit with built in speakers? The fuck is this shit.

Sorry but he forgot one user,
Be not autistic
GL out there!

Tinder is fucking autistic. Hit a girl in your school or something.

Yes Martin Scorsese’s Silence is a really cool movie exploring a time of history that is never really shown in any other media, it also works for a viewer that is religious or isn’t.

>IM SILLY
Stop posting idiota

I never said she was strong. I just told you facts m8. She's a scientist. I'm an accountant. Which would you think has a higher IQ?

its a toss up. ive done both

100% she slutted her way into that job like every other hole.
100% you're still hung up on her like a onions cuck since you're still talking about her m9

>its a toss up. ive done both
wat? You were a scientist and an accountant?Seems a bit unlikely user.

Why are you so odd? Act normal please.

Bill Gates dropped out of college, I guess he has a lower IQ than you and your ex-gf.

He dropped out of computer science or something so still smarter than both

woah mama

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>three of them have to leave now

Don't have to :^)

Don't get mad at me for your failures. That's your fault not mine.

Chad AF

What failures? I like being an Accountant. Its easy and pays well.

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You're based fren

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Why are white girls so ugly these days?

Lmaoooo

Incels have patrician taste in women

Honestly, lads. Genuine honesty. What would you give for one hour in that room, frozen in time? I'd sacrifice up to ten years of my life expectancy.

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>come to my taco night gurl! she said
>show up and it's just a bowl of chopped lettuce, a single 20oz coke to split, and generic hard taco shells
>stacey wants to take a group picture of everyone eating her amazing cooking
i can't tell if the girl on the left was smart enough to bring her own food, having been to stacey's taco night before, or if she is posing with the same spoon everyone has to scoop their lettuce with

She cheated on you with multiple people and left you for the chad. Cope with your bullshit job all you want, you're a billy beta at best.

Slightly bewitching odor.

Frozen in time? So oh just stare at them for an hour?

Social standards have changed.

Imagine how loud it was in that room.

Stop time fetish is top tier.
One hour is not nearly enough though, i want enough time so that i can creampie all of them.

>school
>implying I'm not a 25 year old college graduate making 6 figures

Nope she didn't cheat. I broke up with her because she wanted me to be a stay at home dad while she worked and I said I wasn't ok with that.

If time is stopped, how do you breath? All the air molecules are frozen.

I'm not a footfag I swear. But one of the most intense memories I have is camping in grade 8. The girls cabin foyer was the size of a gym and where all the indoor activities were. The smell of feet in that place, from only 50-60 girls was OVERWHELMING. I never thought that women could smell so bad

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>she wanted me to be a stay at home dad while she worked and I said I wasn't ok with that.
what a fool

Deadlift 315 in front of them

>had the dream within his grasp and threw it away

You girls wanna watch some fight compilations and then we can hit the town and beat someone up and have sex on their body

youtube.com/watch?v=6nFSaLhHo8o

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THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK, DO YOUR JOB MODS

>every single school trip
>would always bring my DVD copy of Airplane!
>thots outnumbered us and would always vote on some shitty Disney movie everyone has seen a hundred times
If I’m ever forced to watch The Lion King or Frozen one more time then I’m going to scream.

Whats wrong with you people? Have you no ambition or drive?

fucking retard

The cope.
Is unreal.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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based and redoctoberpilled

I miss when people would add funny names to people in images.

>literally an accountant
>pretends that he has ambition or drive
I guess one day you'll get to add bigger numbers together?

No problem, girls. I read that there was a machine failure at the sock factory. Shards of broken glass and rusty nails when into billions of peoples' socks! Quick everyone take your socks off!

>We don't get this joke, user. Can you explain it to us?

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>Be near some girl at a friend's house
>I fart
>She says it smells good and smiles at me
???

>13 years old niece.
pics

Can you honestly say you would be comfortable being a house husband? Would you not feel constant shame?

>accountant
>ambition
>literally 2 posts before talks about muh comfy job
lel faggot keep coping

house husband would be an improvement over any wagie job.

Any of you grills want a cup of coffee?

Th-this is my 4th cup this evening and I feel alive for the first time in my life.

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No time stops for them not you.

Would you not be embarrassed though? Having to rely on your wife to be the bread winner?

>being a literal slave to a bunch of kikes over being a house husband
you're not bright at all

There are no girls here. What are you drinking frend?

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>only

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Is that a yify rip?

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How shameful I get to stay at home and live the neet life AND get pussy that brings the money home. Being a sandwich artist would be far more fulfilling.

Shame? Shame for what? Taking care of my home and family?
So long as you don't just sit on your ass and watch television all day, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Only the most asinine boomer would give you shit about it, and then you could just ask how he likes licking his boss's asshole all day.

lets get drunk and play catan

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I did this once back in high school during strength training class in front of two girls and they seemed impressed. Didn't lead to me dating them though.

Don't forget funny

*pretty girl. There's no point in being a girl if you're butt ugly. source: me

Y-you're welcome girls :)

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>I'm not a footfag I swear

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youtube.com/watch?v=b4aGYq4bz10

>Thanks for this water bottle, user

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>Frozen
How fucking young are you? jesus christ

frozen was released 6 years ago

Imagine if they all took turns spreading their bare ass while shaking their asshole in your face and farting? Haha wouldn't that be gross?

That's not how you drink it, dummy.

Frozen came out in my freshman year of high school. I’m 20. Doesn’t mean girls my age aren’t huge Disneyfags for some reason.

nigga this aint 4000 bc. women can have jobs now.

I know. But men should not be house husbands. Its emasculating.

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I think you should let men decide for themselves, lil buddy

>even that quiet girl who sits at the back of the class
never gets old

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Stick your dingdong in her and if you do it right shes yours

Good chance to take care a lot of shit around the house. Men are probably more skilled housekeepers than women.

I mean, unless you take "being at home" as an excuse to laze about. Then youre no better than a fatass trophy wife or a neet.

I prefer Julian

most colognes are actually eau de toilette, but men also wear eau de parfum and parfum as well

Being a kept man is my top fantasy. Getting to brainwash some children with all my own mental damage while mommy's at work would just be icing on the cake.

>running away
>not sitting between the two hottest ones and putting your arms around them
beta as fuck

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Oh god, can someone please explain this? Why the hell is every girl a goddamn Disney bitch past childhood?

lol, what're you bitches eating?

is she retarded?

Maybe she has a drinking problem

This

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be brown and muslim and move to sweden

swedish girls are kinda ugly though, denmark is where they're at

>Taco Shells

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The blond girl on the right is obviously the prettiest one but everyone is afraid to say it because she looks like she...you know?

If you could you freeze time like in those japanese videos, what would you do lads? Me personally
I will sniff their buttholes

im lonely and horny bros. i just got off work about an hour ago. i just wish i had someone to come home to

swedish girls are shit in bed
t. norwegian

>wanting a basic bitch with no personality

t. gay

b yoself

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have girls like this in your social circle
they have friends like this.

confirm

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;_; delete this

With their fiveheads combined, I'd hate to see the kid.

they're norwegian

They're lesbians

Racemixers deserve death

>Coke
>A bowl of lettuce
>A plate of taco shells
>Ketchup
>Empty pot
>Package of whipped cream(left)
>Salsa can
>A Beaker
What this part of their plan?

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It's pretty simple. Just be incredibly good looking, funny but not juvenile, smart about man stuff but dumb about stuff the girl wants to be smarter than you at, make good money but only at a sexy job that requires you to wear a suit but doesn't keep you away past 6pm, own your house but be ready to sell it to buy the McMansion of her choice, want exactly one kid in ten years, always be available when she wants you and gone when she doesn't want to see you, don't have manchild friends, like her friends but don't flirt with them, have good looking guy friends who enjoy flirting with her, have a complete and solid family with one cute brother and a pretty but not prettier than her sister and two well off parents, have the body of a gym addict but don't make her feel guilty about not going to the gym, eight inch dick minimum, drive a car not a truck, own whatever animal she thinks is cute, don't play video games, don't have hobbies unless it's a meme man hobby like fantasy football, don't talk to her about your meme man hobbies, have a good fashion sense with expensive clothes that fit you perfectly, buy her gifts constantly, dont expect blowjobs but eat her out when she wants it, don't be grossed out by her period, don't argue with her, blah blah blah blah blah.

Don't date girls, just fuck them and ditch them. Every single man regrets dating and getting married to modern women. Every single one.

post goblin tiddies

Who's ready to watch the World War 2 classic, "Cross of Iron"?
Alright ladies settle down

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There's like one actually good looking girl in the back. The rest are average. Average looking women are the biggest, meanest, whores. The only thing I'd want in that room is a Mini-14 in my hands.

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What the fuck?! You're getting water all over the fuckin floor! I'm tryin to work the fuckin heavy bag here and now I'm fuckin splish splashing through a fuckin foot of water because some fuckin scrub cunt can't keep her mouth shut when something phallic approaches it. You already got yer fuckin swimsuit on get the fuck out of here and go to the fuckin beach ya bitch ya fuckin diseased animal!

Is this a high school?

Some of them look much older than the other.

Lauren Summer by the way

why are you talking like yoda

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OP is probably that retarded kid who these types of girls befriend to make him feel better. Or, his dad is a coach, and OP just happened to be home.

Nudes are pretty good too.

You have legitimate issues if you mean that. Just the fact you picked a specific gun to use tells me how much of a cuck you are...

Hanging out with girls is awful. They’re all idiots who have brain dead conversations. Only fags can hang out with all women.

You may not like it, but this is based and redpilled.

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and you can't even find a gf? damn

Not true, I've been seen lots of movies lately and women are so smart and strong.

>Tfw /ottermode/ and have a decent sized cock
Sounds fun desu

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Athletic, tall, no degenerate caterpillar eyebrows, brown eyes, or tats, and 100% Caucasian. Yep, wasn't expecting this feel.

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> Hard taco shells

Whores, leave.

I remember a party when everyone was high as fuck and I proposed to watch Pacific Rim

They loved it and even Chads were saying stuff like "goddamn it" like when Gipsy Danger arrives in the double event battle

Also fucked a few girls thanks to Transformers 3, based Optimus Prime.

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I'm on your side, user. You made the right decision. Relying on your woman is embarrassing

Go to Starbucks for a few days and hit on the thots you see more than once.

what are the chances a "femanon" is behind this weird ass thread?

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You're on /tv, so might as well rule out the first option.

Based and Kaijupilled

cuck you

get a dog

The Ruger Mini 14 is a proven thot patroller. 14 whores in Quebec can't attest to that fact.

Semi automatic weapons are the manlets of weaponry.

jesus

Imagine pulling out your 7x6" dicklet and getting bullied haha

Kek, sounds like something I would say

sauce me bro

Computer science major, surrounded by retards and women.

315 is literally babyweight and anyone that isn't a complete retard can deadlift 315 x 1 in 3 months of training, if not less.

is this supposed to be sexy or am I being meme'd?

old money

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Get a pet instead. Being married is no consolation prize.
>t. married

based
god bless you

>tittymonster thread deleted
>this still up
boo

This

slather your face in make up and no one will give a shit
let me see your titties

>oh no, I'll have to share my ice cream with him

spoonslut

because they realize that the last time they were truly happy was during the ages when they watched nothing but Disney movies.

Those are the least American looking girls I've ever seen

Pretty high, women love attentionwhoring, even if it's just by proxy.

My tacos? The best.

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Very based.

Fuck I don't think I could handle this situation. Being in a room with a bunch of attractive females I would have a nervous breakdown and start to vomit, cry and shit myself and probably go into a blind rage murder spree.
I hate myself so much.

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dont listen to this guy. girls in OP's pic are 6/10s and you yourself could prob get one at the right time and place with enough alcohol

Hey Stacy, can you pass me you vertical fish taco?

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No. You misread others’ successful behavior as dismissive when the attractive trait there is not being desperate.

Do you really have the balls to walk up there and take one when they are staring at you?

Wow, user. You know all the lines for this scene. You must really like this movie
>No, you see... haha... it's a meme... haha... i mean... haha... nevermind... it's not like i'm obsessed with this movie

How are gingers viewed in Scandinavia? I always thought it was a curse.
Thank God I'm ginger and not a manlet, if I were both I would surely neck myself.

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>Imagine the smell
tacos

trick is to not say anything. I'm a fucking sperg but can keep it together in front of a crowd. Just smile and nod.

Your welcome
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom is one masterpiece

>Uh, you dont get to bring friends.

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objective proof of brunettes>blonds

You think most people are deserving of a 10/10

be born scandinavian
there is no step two

I don't even know what I'd do with a gf at this point, bros.

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you let me fuck her when youre away and shes alone & horny

The odd red hair joke here and there, but that's pretty much it. I hear it's brutal to be a ginger in the UK tho.

>when you older sister used to host slumber parties with her sporty friends and the whole living room smelled like socks and cheesy feet
>tfw you used to walk by just to take whiffs and fap in the bathroom
>tfw you'd fantizie about teasing them about it just to have thm hold you down and smother you with their feet and dress you like a girl
>tfw I was never brave to actually go through with it

Any vid of that snow bunny on the right getting BLACKED?

Haha imagine if tgey made you pull your dick out and then slapped it as punishment for only being 7" as a joke

lets out brappers?

What in the actual fuck is taco shells?
You mean tortillas?

Why do girls look and smell so nice bros?

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Jerking off is better than sex anyway

Reminder that white women don't wash their ass. They walk around with shit covered ass all day long and they stink.

[citation needed]

They are making you uncomfortable, and they are enjoying it.

It's common knowledge among PoC, especially on black twitter. Only white people even try to deny it.

>on their phone, eating and talking, not even facing the screen
>1 hour later
>I don't understand what's going on user, this movie is WEIRD! Why are we watching such a confusing movie?

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I would be serving x and showing girls on guy gangbang videos

They look boring and do nothing for me
It takes all kinds I guess

CLeaning a house is easy as fuck if if I didn't have to work, minding kids is easy enough if your kids don't have serious disabilities. If my wife loved me and didn't think it was lame for me to be that guy I might just be that fuckin guy, it doesn't sound that bad.

Hey, no problem! So you guys gonna pay for the 'za or do I have to take it back?

They look so extremely Norwegian

t. Swede

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absolutely Lynchian

those are my tacos
i made them
give them to me roastie

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>white women

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>she wanted me to be a stay at home dad while she worked and I said I wasn't ok with that.
You dodged a bullet. Not decent woman would ask a husband to be a stay at home dad. She would have made you miserable and then dumped you. The fact that she broke for that just shows her temperament, she left when she realized she couldn't control you. Making you quit your job was a way to ensure total control. When the wife is the breadwinner of the house it can be a very bad thing. Just imagine having to ask her for money to buy cigarettes and beer?

cha ching

fuck 2 marry 4 kill 1 ignore 3