What ruined Star Wars?

>lesbian Disney CEO forces her fantasy fetish mary sue front-and-center

how is this even a question

DA ICE AGE

fpbp

>Christ she looks like a tranny here
Yeah she looks just like your little boys. They too can be an amazing hero if they embrace their true self, their inner and outer wamen self.

Sequels & prequels

At least 6 movies too many.

President Dyke and her Soiboi son

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>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people

What ruined Star Wars is that audiences are easily impressed so Di$ney can do a hack job and still make a shitload of money

What’s wrong with 6? Overall it’s dank

Ewoks and the prequels. The new movies aren't perfect but they're a step in the right direction

Nothing, its never been this good since ROTJ

The movies start taking it too serious.

she can ruin MY DICK any FUCKING time god DAMN her ass is FAT

Have sex.

Mix of SJW bullshit and Star Wars being a cult now.

They made more movies after RoTJ. It was never needed.

Imagine being this retarded.

they should have ended it with empire strikes back.

Imagine being this retarded.

>What ruined Star Wars?
A sequel trilogy where the casual audience don't know what the fuck is going on. If you don't read books and lore shit on websites then the background story is a mystery.

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It was always shit.

what brings you to Yea Forums hole?

based.

depopulation happened at the end of Atlantis too

>people who were born in 2005 think the sequel trilogy killed Star Wars
oh children please

It's fine aside from Ewoks and that fucking song in Jabba's Palace.

September 11, 2001

The answer used to be 'George Lucas'. Now I'm not sure anymore.

Have you had your head up your sisters cunt for the last few years? Dumb fuck.

It's garbage. It takes all the weight and substance from Empire and turns it into a Saturday morning cartoon. Leia being Luke's sister was stupid, the Ewoks were stupid. Han Solo becoming a cuck was stupid. The emperor became a completely different character between Ep V and Ep VI. ROTJ only gets a pass because of nostalgia.

Jar Jar did 9/11?

People born in 1981 think the same

No, 9/11 ruined everything

No they don't because they remember the godawful prequels. Now stop larping, zoomer.

>The emperor became a completely different character between Ep V and Ep VI.
What?

Did I blow your zoomer mind? He was stoic, mysterious and genuinely creepy when we saw him on the hologram in Empire. In ROTJ they made him into a clown.

Yeah right and the new movies are masterpieces amirite?

Stay mad, virgin.

>implying virgins aren't the ones complaining about Disney wars
Have sex

I was born in 1984 and i was at the opening for each of the prequels. Tfa ruined star wars.

TFA was mediocre at best. TLJ is the best SW movie since Empire. Fight me.

The prequels ruined Star Wars. You can disagree with facts but it just makes you look like an idiot.

He only talked through a hologram for like a minute with no emotion whatsoever. Calm down your autism. You're reaching Tumblr levels of delusion.

>Now stop larping, zoomer
>It's a pot calls the kettle black episode

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>I DON'T LIKE YOUR OPINION REEEEEEEE
k

So you are one then? You just shot yourself in the foot.

*puts on SW fan cap*

RUIN JOHNSON AND THE FEMINAZI ZOG KENNEDY RUINED MY DEAR FRANCHISE
INCELS RISE UP

Disney propaganda arent facts hole.

>shit, out of arguments and have clearly been bested
>BETTER MEME LIKE MAD

Anyone who thinks the sequels are better than the prequels is a genetic dead end and should frankly just kill themselves

Come to reality. Have sex.

you're talking to a disney mom or reylo
they only come here to shit on real star wars, george and mark hamill.

OMG SHE DOESNT KNO WHAT MAREY SUE IS WHAAAAAAATT A BICTH

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I never said I didn't like your opinions, I was merely curious. But you had to reveal to everyone here that this is your first time posting on Yea Forums. Don't worry, Endgame spoilers are over here

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SPACE RAMMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGGH

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>continue to watch it
Solo says hi.

>Have sex
why do zoomers keep repeating this when they're having less sex than anyone?

HOW CAN SHE LIFT THOSE ROOOOOOOOOOOOCKKSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHERE THE TRAINING MONTAAAAAAAAGE

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Anyone who thinks the prequels aren't literally the absolute worst dogshit to receive a mainstream release in history know absolutely nothing about filmmaking and are probably the kind of immature edgelords who still get their rocks off telling strangers to kill themselves on the internet. The sequels are your typical corporate cash grabs, they are nothing significant. Just a franchise milking nostalgia. The prequels are what killed Star Wars. End of discussion. Disney is just raping the corpse.

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You mean that one movie that failed miserably and nobody watched?

Women obviously

WHY DIDN'T LUKE MURDER HIS NEPHEW IN COLD BLOOD AND SMACK AROUND AN ENTIRE ARMY WITH HIS DICK ARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

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It's impossible to have less sex than none, incel

WHY DID THE NIGGER KISS THE UGLY CHINK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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>TFA was mediocre at best. TLJ is the best SW movie since Empire. Fight me.
I don't fight, let alone touch homosexuals

Have sex

George Lucas.

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>incel
desperate reddit hole

THE ICE AGE

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>but if I fight you I will lose
>better just call you gay and move on

REY IS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT WHY DOESN'T SHE LOOK LIKE REAL WOMEN FROM BLACKED.COM ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Anyone who argues that the sequels being shit somehow makes the prequels less shit should have been aborted.

Nothing. It was already trash. Men just refused to grow up. They still don't

Disney. The sequel series is a soulless, cynical cash grab which makes the prequel trilogy look like the height of artistic inspiration. Because the story has no natural narrative weight of its own, it leans on contemporary "woke" culture. It's become an empty pseudo-political diatribe, they are merely trying to extract the maximum amount of cash they can from the largest possible audience

AHAHAHAH backstabbed and called out by their own personal jesus, now what the fuck are incels going to do

Why would I fight someone who thinks TLJ is the best SW since ESB? You are mentally ill, my mom told me not to argue with this kind of ppl

This coming from the guy who wanted Leia to not wear a bra.

Nice try trying to lower how good ROTJ was to make it comparable to the shit we're being served now. Go buy more porg figurines

Speak for yourself.

WHY IS KYLO A HATEFUL WHINY BITCH LIKE ME

SAFEEEEEEE SPAAAACE I NEED SAFETY

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>makes the prequel trilogy look like the height of artistic inspiration
here's the thing though: No

GIRLS PRETENDING TO LIKE STAR WARS

WHICH PROMPTS THE AGE OLD QUESTION

WHY DO GIRLS PRETEND TO LIKE STAR WARS?

Don't act like a massive faggot and people wouldn't call you gay, though.

OH NO NO NO

Money?

Beside the fact that SW was always overated and the universe is created by a moron that loose is mind with the years.

Disney wanted a movie every two years there not a lot to wright and produce project so big without taking bad decision.

And who care, for tons of nerds piss off they still are making billions even with shitty movie, like Lucas Film did with the horrible prequel trilogy.

Expect more woke with the Mandalorian. Here you can see the directors of this show.

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If you think about, masturbation is really like having "negative sex". not only are you not getting laid, you are beating it out and fooling your libido into satisfaction

>there's no way you don't like a movie I like, there must be some kind of corporate conspiracy here
You are literally the worst kind of person on the planet

THEY HIRED A FEW BLACKS AND BROWNS AND YELLAS'

FOOOOOOORCED DIVERSITY MAY MAY!!!

WHITE GENOOOOOOCIDE

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>It's become an empty pseudo-political diatribe, they are merely trying to extract the maximum amount of cash they can from the largest possible audience
You just described ROTS.

Don't come to a place where people argue without an argument to make or the mental capacity to make one and you won't have to resort to name calling an embarrassing yourself, you infant

UGLYY PEOPLE CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH

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Yeah yeah every user has a secret agenda specifically targeted at you

Why are zoomers so fucking narcissistic

The director is the fat white guy in the back. Oh shit, did I just fuck up your excuse?

George Lucas

At least there was some coherent story being told in those movies. Even if they were a cheesy mess trying to shill an expanded universe and action figures, they weren't this fucking bleak and purposeless

please stop telling me so many intimate details about your day to day life

Legit nerds in their 30s who saw the OT as children and launched into a 20 year temper tantrum because Lucas couldnt make them feel the same way he did when they were 8 years old.

Star Wars losers killed Star Wars.
This new trilogy was nothing but a botched attempt at bringing it back to life.

Nb4
>dey made money nigga
so do a lot of movies that rely only on brand recognition to sell tickets.

>At least there was some coherent story being told in those movies
here's the thing though. No.

What is more bleak and purposeless than a film shot entirely in an air conditioned studio by a person who doesn't want to make it?

>What ruined Star Wars?

Bad story
New awful characters
Character with failure development
Death Star again
Empire again
The original trilogy occurred a long time ago
Why not a new trilogy nowadays passing through this galaxy?

Ah yes the team of Mandalorian

>1 male showrunner
>1 male producer/director
>2 male directors
>2 female directors
>and Kathleen Kennedy

tHe FeMinIstS aRE tAkING OVeR

You're talking about the prequels right?

>It's a zoomer desperately bumps and replies to every post episode.

Yeah I didn't like the prequels either

Also Nina Gold is an unsung hero in the war to kill Star Wars.

I imagine this makes her more appealing to you

He stepped in dookie xD

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There are qualitative differences. I'm not rying to defend the virtues of the prequels they're not great movies. In my eyes the new movies have taken what was trashy about the prequel trilogy and refined it down to a mathematical precision. They are exactly what's required to get the cash from your wallet and not a penny more

>icky icky goo

What did Academy Award nominated Director, Producer and Screenwriter George Lucas mean by this?

am i making you uncomfortable cutie?

They didn't plan out the trilogy before the first movie
ignore Lucas's ideas (sure he can't do them himself but they should have gotten a good team to work on his story)
not having a single creative team on the whole thing...even if JJ is a hack he should have done all 3
too much nostalgia bait really...also the new characters suck

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I mean there's no way there are multiple people in a thread who think you're an idiot right?

... right?

The fat guy in the back doesn't direct any episode, there's a chink woman who already directed 2, there's a white woman from Kennedy's clan, there's a black dude and Taika Waitti the only one that actually earned the spot, the others are just there to virtue signal. But the fanboys will probably swallow that shit because it's dark and gritty nd they're real suckers. Kathleen kennedy is still there after the sequels and Solo disaster ffs!

>that loose is mind with the years.
>not a lot to wright and produce project so big without taking bad decision.
>And who care, for tons of nerds piss off they still are making billions even with shitty movie, like Lucas Film did with the horrible prequel trilogy
Why havent you killed yourself yet frenchie?

The Mouse

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>ignore Lucas's ideas
you're fucking kidding me right

Dark hair and eyes, perfect 10/10 Aryan specimen! You are not very smart

A combination of nothing being able to top the originals, people bitching about the prequels and now the inevitable shitty sequels that are kind of a response in a way to the prequel bitching. Plus Star Wars is a cult now.

Maybe if you are 14 and just learned about da ebil capitalism

In fact, any female or non-white filmmaker in film history only exists to virtue signal.

>What is more bleak and purposeless than a film shot entirely in an air conditioned studio by a person who doesn't want to make it?
A film written by a committe made of 100% woke women who don't know shit about the material and don't care because that's not why they've been hired. Add to that a dickless assembly line director who listens to these women instead of the ogrinial creator and the original actors

>empire
>death star
>prequels

zoomy pls

That's because Kathleen Kennedy is a giant of the industry who has produced billion dollar franchises since you were soup in your mother's crotch, she didn't materialize into being when you got mad at her for ruining your precious Snoke theory. It's hilarious that you think she'd get fired for engineering controversy to keep a flagging franchise relevant or that you wouldn't see how easily you're being manipulated. Ohh boys, she's really in hot water now! Grow up already

oversaturation

It's exceeding obvious 2 reddit zoomers are desperately bumping this thread kiddo.

If there was any kind of new and original direction to the sequel's it'd be one thing. But they are literally just regurgitating the same tropes from the OG movies with a veneer or contemporary politics. Better to be offensive than boring

Letting Lyin' Ryan write the second part of the triliogy only to have him take a dirty dump in the middle of it didn't help.

Also no one likes Mary Sues.

>A film written by a committe made of 100% woke women

That sounds like something a turbo-feminist like George Lucas would love.

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George Lucas is a pretty mousey lad now that you mention it

yeah I think Disney threw out his script. Really bad form. Should have kept him on as a producer. He lost his touch as a director and writer obviously

ESL please, fuck of kindly.

are you implying that Disney s

>that's not fair the empire was named something different in the prequels and the death star in Phantom Menace WASN'T A DEATH STAR BECAUSE IT HAD A HALF EATEN DONUT AROUND IT REEEEEEEEE

How old are you, not-zoomer?

Imagine being this homosexual.

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>defending third world niggers

>Should have kept him on as a producer
you're fucking kidding me right

>In fact, any female or non-white filmmaker in film history only exists to virtue signal.
No, non-white filmmakers can be good if they earned the spot. However for women it's always the case, they're all fucing frauds because they just fuck the right guys and voila. Fr men it's more complicated. I mean just look at their resume it's ridiculous that they give them a SW TV show. Everybody knows all they like is little indie stories bout women problems, not space adventures. But Disney still wants that fembux so bad they're still pushing in the same direction despite repeated failure

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>reddit spacing zoom zoom

Clearly not old enough to remember the prequels

Have sex.

>muh reddit spacing
Holy kek so you actually are a zoomer? oh no ahahaha you can't be THIS new user

>What ruined Star Wars?

This guy.

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Do they still use public school to shill kikeberg or other Shlomo movies?

I remember the year ET came out school felt like being in indictrination camp. ET shit was all over the school, posters everywhere like "ET says dont do drugs and stay in school!" or whatever and the teachers had to do all these weird lesson plans that involved ET showing you how to do math and shit.
We felt like something bad was going to happen to us if we didnt go watch that movie with the stupid looking alien. ET even looked shitty for its time.
Do movies still get that kibd of shilling today?

being foreign is not a suitable excuse for acting like a retard

You are completely wrong.
ROTJ has:
Best female costume
Most meaningful light saber fight
Best redemption
Best Emperor scenes
That isn't nostalgia. That is science.

I think he's a self-loathing zoomer larping as an adult

You don't know much about her you little cocksucker, stop reading Variety and look into her resume. She was nothing, her biggest achivement was marrying Spielberg's producer and slapping her name on all their movies

How did you let George Lucas inside your head like that?

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>Holy kek
>ahahaha
>THIS
your new is showing zoom zoom

>We felt like something bad was going to happen to us if we didnt go watch that movie

Nope. That was just you. I didnt feel that way at all.

When Disney made her non canon

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>Best female costume
I don't care.
>Most meaningful light saber fight
Fuck off. The one in Empire is so much better.
>Best redemption
That's like thirty seconds of the movie you shitlord.
>Best Emperor scenes
he wasn't in the other two movies so that is a bullshit argument
>That isn't nostalgia. That is science.
Your shitty opinion is not science.

Kathleen Kennedy and her female story group. As if women have ever understood Star Wars. Oh, and Rian Johnson that fucking nerd manchild.

>Rey can force lift massive boulders without any training
>Leia can force fly, something no other Jedi has done, through space without oxygen I might add with no force training
I think it's time to accept that the force, truly is female, which is why female force users are so much more in tune with it than any man shown to date. It's more natural to them, unlike men who have to train to become adequate with it.

Oh shit they assassinated user before he dropped a truth bomb.

>that's not fair the empire was named something different in the prequels
It was something else until the end of episode 3.

>death star in Phantom Menace WASN'T A DEATH STAR BECAUSE IT HAD A HALF EATEN DONUT AROUND IT REEEEEEEEE
The spherical design was a callback to the death star, but it lacked the size and planet killing lasers of the death star. It was a bit of a middle ground.

Nah it wasnt just me.
I was in that group that was puzzled as to why this terrible looking puppet was supposed to be awesome.

probably something to do with writing a trilogy, making one film then throwing away the script to re-write the rest of the movies under a different vision
and then doing it again

Seriously, if you include Lucas' original treatment the sequel trilogy has been written 4 times

>taking the bait
Surely you can do better

Have sex.

>doesn't care about Leigh slavegirl outfit
I've got new for you, user

Maybe you should look into her resume. The three of them founded KSG together and have been making hundred million dollar decisions since you were in diapers. Your revisionist history theory that she was some gold digger is knowingly facetious

>Most meaningful light saber fight
Come on man, that's the fight in Empire

Hey zoomy, can you explain why moot was "reddit spacing" before reddit even existed?

You know who moot is, right? You can't possibly be THIS shit at larping... right?

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>That sounds like something a turbo-feminist like George Lucas would love.
I admit he is weak with women and they all betrayed him and ruined his life's work. His first wife who caused him to quit filmmaking. There's a lot of women involved in the prequels, the woman who designed Jar Jar and Sebulba, she was a mistake, the woman who cst the prequel actors, KK the woman he let take over Lucasfilm, his new wife who told him to give KK a chance. Also several Lucasfilm execs were women during his time and they seem all very loyal to KK now. Women are really his weakness. Just like Anakin he sees them as angels when they are literal demons in disguise

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why are you pretending to give a fuck about star wars hole?

>As if women have ever understood Star Wars.

George Lucas himself didnt even understand Star Wars. At least Kathleen Kennedy wouldve never released the garbage that are the prequels, and her releases are objectively more satisfying and much more in line with the OT.

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Why are you scared of (you)s you painfully new zoomerfag?

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hey tumblr can you express how much you miss your general?

>MY CHILDHOOD BONERS MEAN THE MOVIE IS GOOD
Jesus christ, is this what the George Lucas defense force has been reduced to?

>I was in that group that was puzzled as to why this terrible looking puppet was supposed to be awesome

That was a small group. You do realize that when ET was released it eclipsed Star Wars as the highest grossing film of all time.

>Leia can force fly
Bro that's just reverse force pull, it's completely obvious. It's like you don't even like star wars

thanks for reiterating my point.

Look at all this reddit spacing Zoomy :0)

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Choke on a dick

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Only a reddit nigger deals in yous

REAL ANSWER:

you cant follow greatness with mediocrity, it really pisses people off royally.

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>:0)

Luke is impulsive and totally outclassed, and Vadar is trying to turn him.
In Jedi, Luke is leveled up and on a mission to martyr himself for the Rebellion. The stakes are higher, although both are essential to Luke's arc.

You're so new it hurts.

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>7/04/03

Unironically the best written character in Star Wars history. Kreia was redpilled. They wouldn't have the balls to touch the topic of the true nature of the force in the movies.

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Yeah movies produced by Berg/Marshall/KK are heavily marketed and shilled hard. That movie Benjamin Button for example. It's absolute trash and it was al over the place for no reason

>and her releases are objectively more satisfying and much more in line with the OT
Sure, that's why Mark Hamil has been shitting on the writing

Yes, like i said. Using the public school system to shill your movie is a huge advantage over other movies.

>REY LIFTING ROCKS IS LORE BREAKING
You're a fucking idiot
>Leia's force flying scene
Yeah that was fucking stupid. Even people who defend the movie agree that was fucking stupid. A movie can have a 10-20 second stupid thing in it and still be a good movie, user. This idea that that brief hairbrained misfire was some kind of lore destroying travesty is just pants shitting from people who have placed wayyy too much importance on this franchise in their lives.

You can keep digging your gayhole as deeply as you like.

zoom zoom your generation is the niggers of generations

>The three of them founded KSG together and have been making hundred million dollar decisions since you were in diapers.
>one is a successful filmmaker
>one is an established producer
>one is a secretary
Guess who is who

>both are essential to Luke's arc.
Things that reylos and disney will never understand

It's time to stop posting. Dejar de publicar.

>user in charge of understanding producing
yike

You need to go back.

Make an actual point or go away.

Speaking as a non star wars fan, TFA was boring. it was deliberate, they obviously wanted to go back to the familiar formula to regain good standing with the franchise but they basically copy pasted A New Hope and gave it a different skin. They haven't taken any risks and it's a shame. Nobody should be bored watching sci fi.

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>wayyy
Kill yourself shill

What are you afraid of zoomer?

They have spect 2 movies an no one cares about the outcome. It's amazing.
Rey hasn't changed a lick, and the stakes couldn't be lower.

>in the second one he was not as powerful and he lost but now he is more powerful and he wins also he is the good guy
what a deep and complex character arc, mmm yes, none of the cinematic masters or Marty Scorcesses of the world could ever even come close

Sure, a secretary can be a producer. The only thing she has to do is marry him

>What ruined Star Wars?
The fans.

SOME of the fans, i should say. All the faggot fans that make 1 hour youtube videos every 3 days bitching and whining about how SW is dead.

Disney SW movies have problems, but they are far more enjoyable than the faggots that watch every SW related movie and tv show and complain non-stop about them in order to make content for their shitty Youtube channels.

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And then go on to produce her own movies, which she did

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You have no points just
>lmao prequel shit you manbaby
this entire thread is just baiting for yous

You do not have the faintest clue what you are talking about.

Stfu shill

Nope, that's not me. All I'm doing ITT is observing a weirdly insecure zoomer.

I don't think he was up to direct 3 new movies.

It was also extremely dishonest to market it as a sequel when it was reboot and therefore turned the original characters into a burden

This. Nothing made me more unenthusiastic for Ep 9 than the toxic fan reaction to Ep 8, this shit just isn't fun anymore

That's why these shills are always so desperate to shit on real star wars

>And then go on to produce her own movies, which she did
Her own movies? You mean the Kennedy/Marshall company where Marshall stands for her husband?

Go back to your containment board >>/lgbt/

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>lol isn't it funny how I'm pretending I don't know what you mean and I am acting like you mean this other thing
No

Sure, give me clues you found on Variety and Elle

why i should kill my self, you fucking fat fake imperialist? btw china say hello, is not a white genocide that you should fear but those guy stolen your jobs, making your products, paying your national debt and owning your stuff, home money freedom and soul :)

Back to shitty movies....

wew lad

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Go back to yours

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Honestly it goes back further than this little blip in the radar. Letting women have any rights whatsoever is the root cause of pretty much every first world problem.

>
>letting a fanbase ruin your enjoyment of something
then how the fuck do you enjoy anything at all

based

Unlike the christmas special, which is a masterpiece.

And where did you find your information, faggot? Oh right, in your anus

Yeah seeing that fucking nerd bawling over a fucking trailer was the last straw for me too.

I don't want anyone to ever think that I would share a interest with anyone that sad, fans killed start wars.

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>Nothing made me more unenthusiastic for Ep 9 than the toxic fan reaction to Ep 8,
Keep sucking that corporate cock you fucking nigger.

your poor mother

I tend to prefer movies that aren't tentpole corporate franchises made to sell hunks of plastic to children and retards

if you like the movies who gives a shit

It's not because it's lore breaking, it's because it's fucking stupid. Luke had to go under heavy training to properly master the force, and even Yoda (who has more than 400 YEARS of experience with the force) has a hard time with heavy objects, but she lifts a couple tons of rocks like nothing. Literally the only way you can go dumber is by checking stuff like CW2003 or Force Unleashed (and guess what, those are better recieved than the sequels). How about whe talk abot the fact that she used a mind trick even though she didn't even believe in the force?Or about the fact that she beat a trained sith in a lightsaber duel without any proper training?

Lmfao you never liked star wars to begin with.

Do you have issues with reading comprehension? I said the toxic reaction to the 8th episode, as in the one that came out two years ago, is what killed my enthusiasm for star wars. Not the cringey youtube video this board is obsessed with for some reason that is a week and a half old.

I watched one star wars related video and now youtube keeps shitting up my recommends with

WHY THE LAST JEDI IS A CINEMATIC GENOCIDE PART 1 OF 32874

Enough

This but unironically

Fuck your mother

One must wonder why a being of such intellect is desperately baiting in a star wars thread on Yea Forums

Feminism.

:0

Rent free

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Believing women are behind this is stupid. It's powerful men.

Believing that powerful men have any reason to give a shit about you because you are a man is retarded.

And since it is retarded, it is a foundational belief in feminism.

Reminder that if you jate nu-wars, you're a manchildren who needs to grow up and stop obssessing over kids movies. If you're the bitch in pic related, the same ppl will hail you as a hero and invite you on their show. Orwellian times, truly

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stop taking the bait user

It's a franchise for babies and you're holding it to a far higher standard than it has ever held itself to. Luke trained with Yoda for like a week and very little of it was learning to lift rocks. He was supposed to come back and finish his training but he never got a chance because Yoda died and was like "Ah, nevermind, you've got the idea, just go fight your father and you'll be a Jedi. Whatever, just leave me alone, I'm tired." This is a mystical force and it's trained by monks, it's supposed to be pretty loose, why the fuck is your entire enjoyment of a film hinging on whether or not they include a fucking training montage?

projecting your newness this hard

You shouldn't assume.
I was only agreeing with your statement of the fans being toxic, maybe it's you that needs a bit more reading comprehension. it's not some meme word you know it's an actual thing.
>I don't want anyone to ever think that I would share a interest with anyone that sad, fans killed start wars.
See that coma?

Admit it, it's a lot more fun that their movies

Why are you defending a kids movie with such passion?

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It's extremely obvious

>See something disgusting
>Haha rent free!
Well shit you got there, but really it's genuine disgust it turns my stomache especially that herpes sore on his cheek fucking....urgh.

I wrote like a paragraph. It took me like two minutes. It's approximately the size of a single tweet.

Fucking kids these days are so lazy

>lmao who cares about internal consistency, it's just about who's fucking who hahaha

The movie had much more flaws like the bad characters, bad plotline, useless filler scenes, shitty action and more, but the fact that they don't even respect the limits of other stablished characters sticks out like a sore thumb.

>Taking anytime to defend a kids movie
You're defeating your own argument. Why don't you go to the anime board and defend DBZ GT

Mark Hamil hated the prequels even more

>even more
Utter bullshit.

>Using the public school system to shill your movie is a huge advantage over other movies.

You have that backwards. The schools used the phenomenon of ET to shill its agendas.

ET was a cultural phenomenon on the scale of the original Star Wars.

They had no fucking direction. I still can't believe that they had a million dollar franchise and didn't plan the trilogy out. The "we'll figure it out as we go along" method really fucked them over. Also I'm really sick of the skywalkers. They have this entire universe and we are stuck with this one fucking family.

Nope. At least he's in these!

But nobody liked the prequels so that was par for the course.

Jews.

Are you sure?
youtube.com/watch?v=WKlo-plLJZI
Are you FUCKING SURE?
youtube.com/watch?v=sQk0HNv81oA

Yes. I'm sure.

Nobody liked the prequels.

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still desperate for attention user,

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Op you are a gay

A symbiotic relationship at the very least.
I cant see how forced mass advertising to children results in anything but massive profit for movies.

Can we ignore this retard "lmao stop shitting on sequels because prequels were bad too Stop talking about Rey because Anakin was bad too why do you care so much about a kids movie caring about the logic in Star Wars is stupid oh but also Rey's powers are very logical and well explained I bet you only hate Rey because she's a GIRL LOL NOTHING MATTEEERS LMAO XD"? He was btfo'ed it the last thread and he keeps baiting.

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Nerds got old and Lucas still made his stuff for children.

There are 60 year olds still crying about the prequels because they saw the first SW when they were 8.

*50 year olds

Merchandise

The cringe is strong on this