/got/

She's 19 turning 20 in a month, it's safe boys

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Most underated girl? She is not only incredibly sexy looking, she is also the most sexy in her attitude and behaviour.
Underrated. UNDERRATED.

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Waif is cute in her plain way

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She got BLACKED

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And choosing black killed her.

High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

They shitposted through the day
And into the night through the frogs that swept through the threads
From sneed to feed and fuck niggers again
'Til the board did purge and sage

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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Well, who's thirsty?

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TOO OLD

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this

who??

Why is literally every scene in this episode a "strong woman that need no man" theme?

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Melisandre

This is the most boring conversation, stop trying to have it

Only about as boring as the last two episodes

Stand aside, I'll take the Iron Throne.

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Because they want to make men/boys feel obsolete so they "transition" to female.

This is also the reason for the term "the future is female".

We're being exterminated.

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Always annoys me how he's from Fleabottom in King's Landing yet has the northernmost accent it's possible to have in England.

user YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL THAT NIGHT MASTERBATING ALONE

You take the soup kitchen, onion boy.

Too old.
Bear loli is the new hotness.

>We're being exterminated
Good. Only useful for sperm

Isn't it a potato accent?

but where's the rhino scrotum grafted to her face?

Will you fight Robert for her?

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was that actually her tit or some body double bullshit?

HIs real accent is Irish, he does a Northern England accent on the show.

First two episodes were a total waste of time. I'm willing to bet you could add on the scenes with Jon and Sam (and Jon and Dany later on) talking about his true ancestry before the beginning of episode three and not miss a single thing.

Her actual tit

How did this twink get to fuck cersei?

fuck this gay earth. nothing is sacred.

GODS SHE WAS HOT THEN

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The accents are all over the place in Game of Thrones.

YOUR MOTHER HAD A FAT ARSE

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Robert, you're such a bore.

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHh

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And they said legal loli wasn't real

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she said it was her tit I think

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That makes it incredibly boring you brainlet

Yes

yes, she said she was allowed to decide the exact amount of nudity, that's what she went with

HD screencap when

skipped this scene

for me, its Waif

But she also said it wasn't a case of not wanting to do full nudity, more that she didn't think Arya should be flashing all she's got

So why did they reduce the episode runtime length?

So that each episode could be longer and packed full of content.

Doesn't Jon's death entile Dany to the throne? How can death absolve him of his oath to the Watch, but not his claim to the throne? Didn't he renounce all lands and titles with his oath to the Watch to begin with?

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Who would you have take her virginity?

>packed full of content.
Yeah, that didn't happen

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for me, it's

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>rewatching Arya scenes from Season 2 and 3
>pure Kino
>Arya is entertaining and one of the best characters on the show
>fast forward to season 8
>Arya is complete dogshit

Where did it all go so wrong?

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why did everyone hot die aaaaaaghhhhh

I like how since S7E7 Jon is pretty much gone full oathkeeper yet forgets about fucking around while a member of the Night's Watch and even just abandoning his duty when Lord Commander

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>that virgin walk in the top right

What the fuck. Why do his boots have big heels that make his feet slope?

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>Yeah, that didn't happen
What are you talking about?
Didn't you enjoy Theon saving Yara and sailing around the entire southern half of Westeros just to arrive at Winterfell right before the final battle?
Did you see those scenes where Greyworm talked about retiring with Missandi?
Have you tried having sex?

GODS, HAVE SEX

Same as Tyrion, it all went to shit in season 5 for their characters

He's wearing lifts... because he's short.

this
>tfw no more hound/arya walking about the country side being lawless
>no more comfy banter with tyrion and co in kings landing when he was acting hand of the king
>no more harrenhall tension between desperate refugees trying to stay alive
>no more jon learning the ways of the free folk in a beautiful landscape

Seems like everything went to shit in season 5.

They'd better not kill off Pod

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all english accents sound like you belong in the gutter.

The idea behind Braavos and vengence of the Stark was great on paper nut poorly written

It was downfall from there

Ironic, the girl with the least potential, ended up being the cutest.

Nigger is already dead in the books and he just got a song to end an episode.
There is no way he makes it past ep3.

Cersei is best

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Never!

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Oh Cerseeeeei
Come here Queen, I've got a surprise for youuuu!

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Why were the war-torn Riverlands so comfy? I just want to be member of the Brotherhood BTFO:ing Clegane soldiers coming out from Harrenhall

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How did he die in the books? I don't remember that.
Fuck I don't remember half the things you guys say happen in the books
I guess it's time for reread or maybe just listen to an audiobook. Audiobooks are usually shit though

when did Pod die? surely not by the banner hanging him, right?

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good writing went out the window in favor of a "strong female" character.

Usually when it's a male character, there is a struggle and they train and they eventually overcome their struggle, and it feels like a "heroes journey".

Arya, besides going blind and getting hit in the face with a stick a lot of times, seemingly becomes a master assassin by washing the floor, cleaning dead bodies, and getting hit in the face. We didn't see any serious weapon's training, training of skills, or even the scene where she kills the waif.

They didn't show enough of her story to see her character develop in any meaningful way to justify what she is now.

he's not he was being hung but no proofs hes actually dead

She's a QT but /got/ has brought to life that her post-got life isn't that fun. She's literally doing voice messages for money.

I don't know maybe she pulls in thousands of dollars but doing personalized messages for venmo bucks doesn't seem like the most lucrative thing

I just finished jerking off an hour ago.

Don't listen to him. He was about to be hanged in a Brienne chapter by some Freys if I recall correctly. We didn't see a corpse. The nigga is alive.

>Was he on your list?
>For a little while.
So, she does not continue her path of revenge because reasons. They just threw by far the best storyline of the show into the garbage.

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She was in black mirror wasn't she? the episode with the bees? who did she play in GoT?

Azor Jamie!

just give me all the books narrated by Beric's actor, he got quite a voice

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MKF

This. Jon is a hero because of things he has overcome. Not from swinging around his sword.

Arya is a hero because of [insert edgy ninja move]

Arya also used to be interesting because she was a little girl left to the elements in a warzone and had to survive using her quick wits and a good amount of luck. Her story was exciting and actionfilled.

Now she is an edgy ninja mary sue strotting around like some superhero. It's ridiculous.

>just give me all the books narrated by Beric's actor, he got quite a voice
>he doesn't appreciate the books narrated by Roy Dotrice

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BEWARE MY RUTTING!
I'M BACK!

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Only after impregnating her

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the Waif in Braavos

>That pic
Surely it's not implying that the older night king looked more fierce. The old had an underdeveloped jaw. The new one is more masculine and authoritative.

my fellow patrician

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>We didn't see any serious weapon's training
she was trained by the first sword of braavos in sword and by the faceless men in staff fighting. Also faceless men usually do not kill with weapon but with poison and traps and stuff.
>training of skills
that's why they blinded her, so she could use their other senses as well. cleaning floors make her fit and give her endurance, she learns to blend in and use stealth with several killing missions given to her by the faceless men.
Also cleaning dead bodies probably should help to make her desensitized

Arya's dear friend.

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MORE WINE BEFORE I PISS MESELF!

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The old one looked a little more alien but there's nothing wrong with the new one

>We could have had Stannis lording over Winterfell right now
>We could have had Barristan meeting Jaime again right now
DABID

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ITT: Characters that are literally you.

>Shagwell, better known as Shagwell the Fool, is a psychotic jester and member of the Brave Companions mercenary company.He tells cruel jokes, and fights with a three-headed flail. He is said to be half-mad.

Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

Redundant as the only valid combo is to marry Tyene, fuck Nymeria and kill Obara.

This winterfel thing is starting to give me a beowulf / 13th warrior feel.

>inb4 jon and the stronkest heroes go on a suicide mission behind at night to slay the night king

youtube.com/watch?v=qV3IOrxlNq4

One of the few kino Dany scenes. Burn the coal pay the toll.

Hes off the list because she knows he went North with Jon and helped him you speedwatching twat.
Only people left on the list that aren't dead yet are Melly, Cersei, and the Mountain.

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Some say he’s still hanging

MUH ELEPHANTS

Imagine being Jon looking up to Ned as your father your whole life, admiring his honor and conduct and emulating him as much as you can, only to learn that Ned wasn't your father and your real father was some faggot who got his chestplate caved in by Ned's best friend.

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you forgot
>loves butt sex
>gets yeeted by brienne while crying like a baby

>implying Stannis won't come back with Melisandre as the leader of the army of light.

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‘Game of Thrones’ finally returns to an episodic approach of which I have always argued it tends to deliver its very best episodes. Here, it is the exploration of what the possibility of impending death triggers in the show’s characters filtered through the lens of what has driven them before. ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ works, not because it reminds us of everything these characters have went through, but because it makes a case for why they are still fighting despite of what they have went through. Bran receives some depth as he is defined as a living embodiment of the shared history and memories of humanity and explains that the Night King’s goal is to get rid of him and their past once and for all. To rid people of memories, they argue, is to rid them of what defines their humanity. It doesn’t matter that you could make many arguments against this sentiment because essentially it is only vocalized this way to trigger anxieties in the characters in order to start the previously described reflections of their past and their connected willingness to look ahead.

I did not expect the series to craft an entire character-focused hour this good so late in its game but it is what ‘Game of Thrones’ deeply needed. Moving forward from now on, we will understand why everyone is invested to fight the next battle in first place. We will grasp the stakes at play for them to come in the upcoming events, and we will feel the gravity of the inevitable death and emotional losses some of them are going to have to suffer through soon. ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ is a love letter to its distinct characters and a return to the idea that ‘Game of Thrones’ is not only interested in producing empty big events but diving into the emotional machinations behind them that can feel just as monumental and overwhelming as anything else and that are what make the aforementioned spectacle feel so very alive and personal.

Le BOARS HHAHAHA

Am I doing it right fellow memers?

The narwhal bacons at midnight am I right? *Puts up spork

carry on

>Azor Jamie!
causes all of it to happen

WHO NEEDS A BREASTPLATE STRETCHER NOW RHAEGAR YOU SHIT

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cool but why didn't they just make the 1st episode 80-90min and combine it with 2?

oh shit now i get it
funny

How do you think their final moments went?

>a whole ass war was fought over this
>wars continue to be fought because of this

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>Also faceless men usually do not kill with weapon but with poison and traps and stuff.
Then why is she a master swordsman, knife thrower and archer? Am I supppsed to believe that training with a master for 6 months is enough to grant a 10 year old elite knight+ fighting skills for the rest of her life?

Oh, that makes sense

Why are two of the cuter girls in the show both dating eunuchs?

>Jorah shouting in Dothraki with the music in the background

It's just the small things, no scenes are as good as this anymore

why did they make Rhaegar look like an oblivion character? I thought he was supposed to be handsome.

As much as I can shit on that lyanna being a worse version of That Rhaegar is awful. He looks older than fucking viscerys

if only they were actually good looking

>20/10 male in westeros

>Night King breaches the gods wood, kills Theon and co
>approaches Bran in his chair, faced away from the camera
>to his surprise, it's Tyrion wearing a wig holding Bran's severed arm and a crossbow
>"Ice to meet you" he says, as he fires a dragon glass bolt into his heart
>"and who are you"

>Then why is she a master swordsman
syrio + hound
>archer
brotherhood + winterfell as a kid
>knife thrower
blind training makes her good at controlling space and force and stuff
And also of course she has an incredible natural talent

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if Bran really needs to be the 3ER than Jamie did literally nothing wrong.
if not i would agree with you

tyene > obara > n*meria

>It's me, Jumbo Wumbo, I've come all the way from Essos to fight for you, Cersei

Hi Benioff

she was like 8 years old playing with a wooden sword.

what is this shit youtube.com/watch?v=1mWKRXV7gFk

youtube.com/watch?v=IwUALmpmPOw

Based Jorah

He was older than Viserys.

>someone disagrees with me
>"have sex"
Like clockwork, this generic reddit reply. It doesn't even make sense, it's not that hard getting laid. It stops being this amazing achievement once you get out of puberty.

SEVEN HELLS GET THIS JESTER OUT OF MY SIGHT

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The old one just didn't have the Kingly look. Look at that skinny neck. Look at that skinny chest. His lips and nose look like they're trying to leave his face. He looks like a nerd in makeup.

The new guy is just more refined. Stronger build. Tighter features. You can see him ruling some shit.

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y-yeah...you tell him bro, having sex is so easy. why i just sexed this broad the other day

Fix the series in 4 episodes, /got/

This is best ending

>man shows up and complains he can't fight as he isn't a fighter
>next person is a 6 year old girl 'I'm demanding to fight!"
>Hillary Clinton gets knighted because IT WAS HER TURN
>another girl later DEMANDS to fight for her people because WOMEN ARE STRONG GUYS OK?
>Jon is going to subjugate himself to his aunt

Give it a fucking rest OK?

Who else was she gonna fug? Tyrion?

I'm the guy he replied to. It was a joke

Not by Freys, but by Zombie Catelyn leading the Brotherhood in her quest for revenge. It's pretty hilarious how they just cut that entire subplot out completely.

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Why couldn't they have just called up some background elf from LotR or something?

Briene is killed in combat
Cunts stop acting like men
Stop the fucking clapbacks and woke dialogue

>not getting it
lmao brainlet you really need to have sex

back when dany was cute

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>Bran wakes up
>It was all a dream
>used to read word up magazine

All they had to do was skip a season with Arya and Sansa and bring them back born-again hard the next season with their training complete. GRRM's original instinct for a time skip was always the right move, but he second-guessed himself into writers block and the show thought they could push it through.

If you have to explain it why a character actually works, you're basically doubling-down on why the character doesn't actually work.

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how much of it could only Lady GENE-SULLY-TULLY do but not Beric?

>that wrong targaryen sigil
>that ugly Rhaegar (that suppose to be the most handsome man of all westeros)

Damn...

Daily reminder that the eerie, mysterious white walkers turned out to be the descendants of some schmuck who got tied to a tree and stabbed in the dick

here's the first verse
vocaroo.com/i/basedlKhjPrflB

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I'm still amazed by how retarded Rhaegar and Lyanna were. They almost got their families killed because they couldn't leave a letter to explain what the fuck they were doing.

For me, it's Qyburn:

>"Lord Qyburn had them, and Lord Qyburn could do wonders. And horrors. He can do horrors as well."

Friendly reminder this scene unironically happened

youtube.com/watch?v=rK_d-7KbxX4

Jaime is far more attractive

>hideous bulldike telling others to have sex
Lololololol

Go dildo your ruined ass if youre so upset

I can see him being of no more use after 1 or 2 more episodes, this fucking show

>wrong targaryen sigil
wat

>cleaning floors make her fit and give her endurance
Lmao nigga have you scrubbed a floor in your life? Do you think it's some big athletic training or something? You don't get ripped by scrubbing floors, you get scraped knees and soreness.
What you're describing would make her an ok fighter. Not some super stealthy ninja who just kills anyone. She didn't train that long, most of the time she was either on the run or walking around with the hound.

Ah that's right. They Freys were involved but they weren't the ones hanging everyone, they were the main target of the hangings. It's been a long time since I read the books, I had it totally backwards. Thanks for correcting me.
I was actually really excited for Lady Stoneheart to be in the show. I thought it would have been a fan favorite, I'm not really sure why D&D cut it all out desu

Gotta love how they chose some gnarled old jew to play the aryan. Classic.

My Dany kills the would be usurper and draws Lightbringer from his corpse.
Kills Cerseia and NK.
Claims her rightful throne.

IMHO, unless they will fuck up big time in latter episodes, with some retarded stuff ala the entire plot of Beyond the Wall which is 3 episodes long, S08E02 will define this finale as the best since season 4, at least.

Most kino mottos ?

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Rhaegar was obsessed with the prophecy and Lyanna was probably lovestruck. It's not that much of a stretch that they would just run off. And Robert would still be missed either way

wtf was with that sansa and theon look? so he saved her life, shes totally ok with how he butchered half of winterfell and murdered some young farmer kids?

>>man shows up and complains he can't fight as he isn't a fighter
>>next person is a 6 year old girl 'I'm demanding to fight!"
and they easily trick her into shutting up and going to the crypt
>>Hillary Clinton gets knighted because IT WAS HER TURN
Or because she is actually a better fighter than most knights
>>another girl later DEMANDS to fight for her people because WOMEN ARE STRONG GUYS OK?
this was pretty stupid but still she is the leader of her house and she will give her people more will to fight against the zombies by being there. If she would hide you would say >lol they want equality but wont show up to the fight wymyn imirite
>>Jon is going to subjugate himself to his aunt
maybe, maybe not. But his aunt has a larger army, two dragons and has been prepared to rule for longer and has more experience. It would be the smart thing to do, and he isn't a proud idiot to not see this.

You can literally pay to get laid. Even if you're hideous and can't score, it's 30$ away.

>omg u don't get it
Again, generic reply and generic insults. Call me a cuck next.

>falling for the 'have sex' psyop

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And he could have prevented her from getting raped but chose not to. The Theon romance is pants-on-head retarded

>night king built up for 7 whole seasons
>finally makes it to the wall
>finally gets over the wall
>finally gets to do something
>immediately defeated
what the fuck is this

those digits confirm the most based house.

reading the books right now, and that fat lord manderly just murdered some freys, and fed them in a pie to some other freys and roose bolten, while being jolly as shit and serving them himself. scenes like that should have been in the show

what sort of "leader" brings their mom on a military campaign with them lmao

i only have to explain it to dimwits though

This. normalfags fight me on this

>tfw to intelligent to have sax

Blackfyre is black dragon over red if that's what you're implying.

shes totally ok because the white male has been gelded

they couldn't, he was married and she was engaged

>S08E02 will define this finale as the best since season 4, at least.
this is the best bait I've seen this year

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It appears she's using her speed and agility to out maneuver a larger, slower opponent. The one thing her sword and staff training both had in common, was that it was largely about moving swiftly, and NOT getting hit. Ned wonders if her training is even worth it, because she was working more on balance and movement than traditional sword fighting. There's a reason why the fighting style is called water dancing.

She was given the exercises and routines to continue honing her abilities on her own. That was the point of her wandering around the red keep and chasing cats. And then later, she learns how to use more of her senses in the house of black and white. Sensing sound, and air pressure to predict attacks. And it's these abilities that make her untouchable against Brienne. Much like how Oberyn was untouched by the Mountain.

dam son by the old gods and the new.

The pants have been on the heads for a while now

based and redpilled

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Then why didnt you explain it to yourself?

reminder that shits about to go the pottery way

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*Makes a thousand ships out of thin air*

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dexfag cope

Episode 1 was full of pottery from the very first episode of season 1. The entire opening scene was a rerun of the King's Arrival scene.

the Iron fleet was always the largest in Westeros and probably one of the largest in the whole Planetos

>TFW my age
Gods.

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And they made it after Theon sister stole most of their ships, amazing.

But I'm a strfag. I'm just being realistic. You can't underestimate this little dex flippy fairies.

>NOT getting hit
>takes a sloppy push kick to the chest
Oberyn was an experienced warrior in his prime, Arya might have some assassin skills but where does her actual open combat abilities come from?

>*snap*

imagine you're standing Infront of this retarded fat fuck and not slapping his shit for the prequels. not even talking as a fan, the prequels were an insult to cinematography.

>winterfell is actually slightly above ground-level
>as long as they're inside the castle they'll have the high ground

They only changed him to look more like Bran.

t. basedboy cuck

Women, especially little ones shouldn't but used for fighting

Also I like how you gloss over my points, about trying to make men look weak and women look strong, and even claimed it yourself that Brienne is the best fighter there (shes not)

I blame Rhaegar way more than I blame Lyanna because she was 15 IIRC and probably had a romantic view of how this would all end. But Rhaegar knew how unstable Aerys was and just went radio silent while the kingdom burned around him. His wife was fucking raped and murdered.
Once they ran off together they were already breaking the law so they might as well have said what they were doing.

Maybe youre just sexist?

if you have to explain it, you're fucked

they arent fucking aircraft carriers that take a year to build. a good shipyard in medeval days could build one of those in less then 2 days, and im sure the iron islands have more then a few shipyards, and euron would have made them work round the clock

Glad she is still on the show

>tumblr gif
OH NO NO NO, and its not bait, its a fact. So far this season going strong.

he got his marriage annulled by a septon, thats the thing sam found in one of the books that he tells jon about.

so if rheagar annulled his marriage to elia of dorne, would that make aegon (young griff) an illigitimate targeryn now, or would he still be the first in line prince since when he was born, rheagar and elia were married?

>2 days
Nope. It would take more than that simply to acquire the wood, which they needed a lot of. Stop making up excuses for this shitty normie show.

No, I'm a martial arts-movie enthusiast

he wasn't radio silent. the books hint he was planning to do somethin about his father but never got round to it

I wonder who ate who first

Why are they so irrelevant in the bigger picture then? Lannisters never talked about making an alliance with them untill they lost everything.
They are the biggest naval force in the whole fucking continent, if anything they should be a top 3 "House".

>>takes a sloppy push kick to the chest
Well she isn't perfect.

>where does her actual open combat abilities come from?
Practice? Soriel told her to strike weak points. And note, that's what she does against Brienne. She attacks Brienne's hand and unguarded leg. Everything else was all deflection and and dodging.

Not him but Brienne is legit. Bear loli can gtfo already she's overstayed her welcome

should i read the got books after tv show ends or they just showed everything?

i watch the show, but i really dont understand a lot of things. i dont even know why the war starts

they were made already, everyone has a ship in the iron isles, if anything they fucked up by showing them to be all the same and all the same, but what did you expect

*hits pipe*

just telling somebody some common sense tips doesn't make you immediately a master, or everyone would be.

All this for a flat chested womanlet

She's legit but not the best in the room

based and hebepilled if you ask me

>being blind somehow makes you better at literally throwing knives
I was going to comment on your other straw grasping, but this one is retarded enough.

COPE

the writing for her was fucking retarded and you know it.

More like grannypilled, she looks 30.

If only my boy Heath were still alive...he would have made the perfect Rhaegar. F

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He clearly said that Iron Island habitants were supposed to gather stuff to make more ships, after Theon and sister stole most of them (which is already ridiculous, because they went out in such a hurry and still managed to take hundreds of ships with them)

That doesn't answer the question. How long did she train in King's landing? The faceless men episodes barely showed any combat at all. You can only get that good doing katas in thin air and the big brutish hound certainly didn't learn her how to fight like that. It's like there's a time skip where she trains with the faceless men completely missing from the story board.

Who'd that be? Tormund maybe?

It did. Go back and rewatch the first two episodes. Every scene is a meaningful conversation between two or more protagonists, there is no fluff. And that's the problem. There is no padding between those important moments (i.e reunions). Its just back to back. Sitting and talking, standing and talking. The pace is steady yet feels like it dragging

>Women, especially little ones shouldn't but used for fighting
they are not.
Brienne is not little in any sense of the word and if you could read you would know about books Brienne. She beat the fucking Hound in the show too you idiot.
>about trying to make men look weak and women look strong
what, brienne and arya? yeah that's a lot

>shipyards dont have a supply of wood on hand
are you retarded? they didnt make to order ships back then you dummy, they had lumberyards

There is so much bullshit about the cringe mary sue that is Arya that I don't even know where to start. Her "training" is being an eight year old playing with a wooden sword, accidentally stabbing a stablehand, knifing a few people she caught off guard, and getting stabbed a half dozen times before she turned into a Warcraft rogue. THE WORST fucking part of that sparring match with Brienne is that Arya isn't even "parrying" or whatever thin justification they use, she straight up blocks her swings and hits the blade, stopping at completely dead.

>It appears she's using her speed and agility to out maneuver a larger, slower opponent.
This fucking meme that everyone falls for that a big strong warrior in plate is slow and will be danced around by a naked fag with a rapier, is literally propaganda fed to mass conscripted peasants before they were sent to die.

It is LITERALLY complete bullshit video game logic for people who think there must be some kind of arbitrary balance. Like you're not allowed to be big, strong, AND fast, something has to give.

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Dabids would never

>less then 2 days

>being this retarded

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Name our band

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Hold the door

Are you bros ready

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Ah yes, they simply took the wood necessary for 1000 ships from the lumberyard! Euron also mentioned to start cutting down trees, you apologist redditor retard.

i bet hodor smashed that

Wolves on ice

a lot of the lords of the iron islands supported Yara because there is no Victarion and Euron is fucking crazy, killed the last King and had not been in the Iron island for decades

>Every scene is a meaningful conversation between two or more protagonists

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Well, just because they didn't record a training montage, that doesn't mean a character couldn't have practiced. Go back and look at the Syrio scene again.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZcjQ4rQQ8H8

She's already learned some pretty nifty tricks. And here she is continuing to practice her routines even after Syrio is dead. Looking even better than before.
youtube.com/watch?v=3KXQVaVvXBw

When she left the house of black and white, you can assume that she practiced more during her travels.

Uhmm sweetie shes fast okay? Maybe youre fragile masculinity is showing, but last time i checked women can fight just as well as men and are actually quicker than them got that sweetie?

What happened?

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>well she COULD have trained
>you just have to ASSUME she somehow became a jedi in between
>they don't need to show it, just assume!

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Need a screencap of grendys face here

Doesnt matter even if what you say is true. The dialogue was horrendous and nothing happens. It felt like they were stalling fkr the battle, trying and failing to build up tension. You are easily impressed and still excited about the final season having startee, i get that, but dont be a child.

You forget the moments where wheelchair man stares autistically.

Also jews. It's made by jews. They have a revolutionary spirit and revolt against logos so are in continual revolt against traditions.

Ned and the Bobbys.

Robert, don't you want to protect me from Rhaegar?

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Where are you getting these pictures from?

>literally invent ypur own heascanon to explain why this makes any sense
HBO shill detected. Go away jew.

You know, rewatching Baelish's death I can see why he started begging, he was so shocked by Bran knowing the exact truth that his mind shut off, it was actually much better than the memes made it seem.
I don't see the issue

Stark Raving Dead

>not Boars & Whores
smhtbhfam

At this point just wait to see if the fat man will ever finish the books before wasting your time diving in.

>2 or more actors walking
>1 says something poignant or amusing
the other actor stops and thinks about it while the other continues on.

Every fucking time. Imagine if that happened to you in real life. You would think the other person had a stroke or something.

It was rushed and felt totally artificial.

oh nonononoAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Well, you don't have to like it. But it is internally consistent within the world of the story.

Watched the second episodes tonight. Why is everyone fat? It's not even just gilly. Sansa, Arya, and Dani have some fatty chins going on.

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>what, Brienne and Arya?
And Dany, and Sansa, and the snakes, and Oberyn's sister, and the Waif, and bear loli, and the little girl in line, and Cersei. But yeah, those don't count.

The mysterious beyond

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We don't know how good we have it with comfy castle scenes, this is about to getting really bad. GoT is at its worst in battle scenes.

That Theon? F

She got clear magical powers and polymorphs around also focus nen in arm do you even pay attention I think you just turn on the TV and fiddledeedoodle your phone

She's grown fat from strength

you cant tell actresses to lose weight that would be sexist

>But it is internally consistent within the world of the story
s1-s4 absolutely not
Everything from s5 and on is fanfiction so who gives a shit.

This show used to be built on a thing called "Realism". You should look it up

>is best moment since spoils of war
youtube.com/watch?v=KZM4eO5NEcE
what the fuck happened

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Fattened up for winter and birthing. Happens all the time in nature

That leak where after Jon draws Lightbringer from Dany's corpse, defeats the Night King(for now) and restores balance between ice and fire, then sits on the Iron Throne and says "I never knew anything."

Is it real?

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it's bran you blind niggafaggot

Anglo genes

With the books? Maybe. Show? No.
>oh but she swung around a wooden sword
Amazing, just amazing.

Does anyone have THAT Bronn face?

There is literally a scene of her training during travel in earlier seasons. So it's only reasonable to assume that she would continue her training, unless some element prevented her.

>also focus nen in arm
what did he mean by this

The problem wasting weeks of Sansa and Arya hating each other only for them to use a magical CCTV to realize that LF is a prick and then everyone pretends that Sansa is the smartest person that has ever existed.

I do feel that LF being behind Bran's assassination attempt makes more sense than Joffrey finding some random super assassin willing to kill the lord's son and equipping him with an expensive knife.

TELL ME

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is arya an enhancer or a transmuter?

in awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit

>redditors pulling anything out of their ass to excuse the bullshit of this shitty season

Thanks bro I retract my F

>she trained once, ok guys?
Go home Dabid, your show is stupid.

>And Dany, and Sansa
rulers, sansa is not even strong and dany rides dragons how could you expect her to not be good at war
>the snakes
trained by Oberyn
>Oberyn's sister
Elia?
>the Waif
could be a dude for all we know, she's a fully trained faceless man/woman
>bear loli
she's witty and brave, nothing else. isn't even an important ruler.
>the little girl in line
little kids say dumb stuff all the time
>cercei
never fought, emotionally weak if you think about it.

season 5, 6, and 7 were almost unwatchable. It's well established now that anyone can get anywhere almost no travel time. simple writing errors are left unrevised (such as Dany getting a raven to save jon and arriving there while they were trapped outside on a lake rather than her just deciding to leave soon after he left and traving a realistic amount of time) they don't care

I HAVE A SON AND YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER, NED

WE'LL JOIN OUR HOUSES

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New:

Based Q poster.

It took a year to build a ship like that in their time.

Why didn't Bobby just fuck Ned?

>Arya is complete bullshit and her superpowered ninja fighting abilities make no sense
>No, it's perfectly realistic, and here's my horrible uninformed opinion on why it's realistic that she's able to do all this
>You're wrong, here's why I think so backed up with real world examples and physics
>Well it's just fantasy bro calm down sweaty lmao is this show too smart for you?
This is literally how every Arya conversation goes now
In every thread, forever

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The Land of Always Winter

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A little girl training herself makes her le super epin assassin girl in under 5 years!
>this is what libcucks actually believe

New Thread:

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>Arya is just a normal person now without any growth since becoming a wizard assassin
>Sansa never learned anything from little finger, she just became a bitch
>accuses jon of bending the knee for love
>jon didn't bitch smack her and explain that was retarded and clearly not what he did

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Ned is an honorable man, he doesn't want to get pregnant like a whore

Yes it is. The entire point of the Oberyn fight, was that he was faster and could take his time, dismantling Mountain. And then fast forward to Arya and Brienne, and the same logic applies. She used some of the skills that she already displayed back in season 1 and continued to hone throughout her travels. Mixed with her extra sensory perception she honed in Braavos.

Burned the coal and paid the toll

You are trying to explain why the feminist propaganda in the show makes sense, you arent arguing that it isnt there. Anyone who isnt a far left dike can tell the show is full of feminist bullshit cringe added in on purpose.

>what the fuck happened

You remember in the First Avengers movie, where Thor has to fight Hulk and so he calls Mjolner? And for a solid minute you can hear it crashing through the Helicarrier as it comes flying towards Thor? The hammer is magic and so is the way Thor calls it, but it still has weight, it didn't just teleport to his hand magically. He called that hammer and it tore through every fucking way in its way until it found 'home'.

So even though you have stupid bullshit like Gods of Thunder and Magic Hammers, everything still behaves consistent with the rules of the universe that (You) the viewer can easily understand?

D&D don't. That's why a dragon bigger than a 707 (which it isn't) can literally fast-travel and anyone who points out that it took Robert 3 fucking months on foot to go from KL to Winterfell is an incel and should have sex.

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Who said anything about physical strength or being good at war? Also
>Dany
>good at war
Plot armor is just that, plot armor.
>she's witty and brave
So, exactly what the other guy said: the show tries to portray women as strong and men as weak. That's exactly the point. I'm not saying they're physically stronger, but they're shown as being braver and stronger-willed.

>A little girl training herself makes her le super epin assassin girl in under 5 years!
Except she wasn't a super assassin. She just moved better than Brienne did. I have a feeling you don't even know what the argument is about.

I'm 22. Increasingly disturbed over the existence of people younger than I am

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well feminism means equality so if you're trying to say the show puts women above men then you're using the wrong words

Yeah man, a teenager became a super assassin because she swung a fucking wooden sword when she was a toddler, then she went blind (this somehow makes you better at combat outside of comic books) and she scrubbed some floors. Totally believable.
Podrick has literally had more combat than her, almost every male character has had more combat than her.

>The Manlet King VS The Kid In The North

>everyone younger than me is a disgusting zoomer
>everyone older than me is a retarded boomer

That's two guys fighting. Arya VS Brienne is like a small kid trying to fight The Rock.

>well feminism means equality
IIrelevant and untrue. Putting men down and artificially raising women into power dies not make women equal. Kill yourself for having such a juvenile worldview.

I don't know how many people realize this but using birds to send messages works because they fly HOME. But that requires the ones that were sent home to be returned somehow. In GoT the show they are basically phones.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LF never had any reason to kill Bran, Joffrey on the other hand thought killing him was a mercy.

OK, well, now I have nothing more to say than what I've already said. Because you don't listen, and just ignore my reasons, and reiterate your feelings of incredulity, which I've already addressed.

So, whatever. Believe what you want.

>Putting men down and artificially raising women into power
this is not happening anywhere in the world nor is what feminism means or stands for. Feel free to use a dictionary.

The two girls demanding to fight juxtoposed against the man cowardly trying not to

gtfo retard

>LF never had any reason to kill Bran
Chaos and shit. LF is the reason why Cat kidnapped Tyrion and started the whole war.

Arya never attempts to stop blows directly. She always moves to deflect and dodge. The only time Arya takes a direct blow, she's completely overwhelmed. In fact, if it were a real battle, Arya would have likely died as soon as she was kicked down. But because they're only training, Brienne decided she wasn't going to thrust her sword in Arya's face.

>reddit spacing
kids are braver than adults because they dont fully understand what they are doing

Also, you have to remember that the Mountain is like 8 inches taller than Oberyn and maybe a hundred pounds of muscle heavier. There is a significant strength difference there.

Upvoted and gilded, friend

>H h hey, member the Battle the Blackwater?
Oh I member!
>Member Battle of the Bastards?
Oh yeah
>Member Joffrey's Wedding?

Damn this sucks so hard.

That's all that's happening anywhere and all it stands for. Feel free to stop pretending a dictionary definition means shit in the real world, sweetie.

Underrated post.

Airtight
Ho and the Doors

>well feminism means equality
False.

>if it were a real battle Arya would have likely died
So you finally admit that her fighting skills are unrealistic. I mean, just think: if this was anywhere near realistic, why was Europe full of medieval knights in heavy expensive armor instead of whatever catgirl skills with daggers and no armor? If people could fight like this, why don't they?
I've definitely done more fighting than you and one thing that is obvious is that after a certain point size and strength always trumps agility. Why do you think there are weight classes in ANY combat sports? These choreographed moves look cool and make people go YASS QUEEN, but they wouldn't work in a real battle.