Endgame

>bald glasses guy gives it thumbs down
must be an infiltrator unit

Um sweetie you're not allowed to not like this movie

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Suicides by two bullets to the back of the head.

>The green cunt is alive
Well, I hoped that someone would stay dead

That looked ridiculous.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssss

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Are any of you invested enough to name those characters? I've just watched the 14min section this is in that is on other threads and only know:
BP Negress
Captain Marvel
Wasp
Chinkbug from GOTG
Spiderman

Is that fucking Gwenyth Paltrow and the Olsen chick? And who is the Pegasus woman.

>local film critic found dead by apparent self inflicted shotgun blasts to the head
>the man was had emptied two shells into the back of his skull and then reloaded and fired two more
>a pair of mickey mouse ears and a copy of TLJ were found next to the body and suicide note apologizing for his lack of intelligence

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brave

So they've literally castrated the MCU

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it looks like the camera had 15 beers

Wow, I bet we all can't wait for these new avengers with SpiderMan carrying all the weight of what people want. (and probably a wolverine)

Woke, brave, beautiful, slayyyyyyyyyyyyy

OH NO ONE GUY

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>imagine the smell

this dude is for sure a Yea Forums regular

got something to tell us OP?

a fitting end

>And who is the Pegasus woman
youtube.com/watch?v=eHUrrIdcrEw

no actual women fall for this girl power shit, right? It's so fucking transparent.

Time travel leak confirmed.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>women
>intelligence
pick one, mate

A grown man with an education isnt impressed by a children's movie.? I will do everything in my power to destroy him

Jesus. This looks like a parody.

Probably get death threats and change his 2/4 from rotten to fresh

Vision?

How much of a faggot is spiderman

>spiderman getting cucked this hard
I'm so sorry they did this to you tom, you are an angel and deserved more

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made me "ugh" out loud

Jew here. Who cares. We fucking hate you goy. We made so much money off of you for the last 10 years. It feels so good.

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actual gay here

WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE WOMEN AAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE POLITICS AND SOCIAL BRAINWASHING SO MUCH JUST STOP IT YOU RELENTLESS JEWS JUST FUCKING STOP AAAAAAAAAAAARHRHRHHGAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MCU on suicide watch

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Ouch. And that's post bribery too.

>This movie is going to make 3 billion dollars
Christ on a cross

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Maybe Endgame is actually... good.

I'm fairly certain the actual aggregate scores for most MCU movie are in the 70s-low 80s
The problem is that the RT score is the one that matters for marketing purposes and it's guaranteed to not dip below 97%

based soiboi

yall niggas need to start watching art house garbage with a bunch of nazi women and rape.

ah shit forgot my link yo,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Reader

>All these fucking crybabies
In the movie all the women do a zerg rush, including Captain Marvel and they get obliterated. Tony, Thor and Cap are the ones that actually succeed

this cannot be real, please

If anybody here's actually seen this movie:
What's the context for this? Why are there only female characters gathering in this scene, and why are they all rallying at this one particular place? Does Thanos kill every adult male or something?

This is the scene before they stab the male heros in the back then piss on their bodies.

What a surprise, more news at 11

doesn't Cap 1v1 Thanos up until he cheats

no one is as based as glib facsimile man

>someone somewhere disliked Based Disney's CapeKino
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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appropriate given that comic book fans never had cocks in the first place.

Based Waspfu.

Also, is Spiderman trans now? Why does he have to hang out with the girls?

Imagine being a member of the Marvel/Mouse Internet Defense Force...

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RT ignores score, only fresh/rotten state

>incomprehensible visuals
>IF IT'S NOT TWO PEOPLE TALKING IN AN EMPTY ROOM THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!
Why do media critics review genres they hate?

imagine unironically frogposting

this man has jeopardized his career, he has been added the mouse and reddit blacklist,

oh they will kill him

could someone please explain what does the Bracket means?

Fucking based

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This is exactly how I expected it to play out. And judging from the few leaked clips I saw, that review seems to be accurate. I'm going to skip Disney movies this year because I'm tired of paying the mouse to shit in my mouth. Of course the mouse still has legions of crying fanboys lining up, so their movies will continue to make ridiculous amounts of money.

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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

He forgot to include the letter. For exampl[e] this is how you use it

I'm glad my Alita reaction still sees life

Than why not have a mixed sex scene? Why use only women? It's lazy and preachy and ruins the seriousness of the scene for a lazy excuse to go YAS QUEEN.

LOOK AT ALL THAT CGI WOOOOO

literally modern day citizen kane

Sounds about right. Could be said for every marvel movie as well

It has GRRL power so you know it's good.

>they gave spiderman a harem
Seems pretty based to me.

Its Captain Marvels harem. She has the biggest dick there.

It means it's cut off from the rest of the quote, where "the" wasn't the beginning of the sentence, but capitalized in the abbreviated quote for grammatical clarity.

How did he forgot to include the first letter of a DETERMINER?

NO! I AM A WHITE MAN. I AM IN CONTROL. FUCK THESE WOMAN

>fuck these women
You won't be doing that anytime soon.

not even with a rented dick

Just because you worship girls doesn't mean your going to get to fuck them buddy.

I'm afraid so

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Do women really feel flattered by this kind of "girl power!" scene? It just looks so fucking patronizing to me.

Imagine getting triggered over a kids movie bc there are some strong women lol

Yes, they are extremely vapid if you haven't noticed.
I mean just think, the greatest compliment a woman can receive is about her beauty. Doesn't matter if she is a damn cancer researcher she still wants to hear she is beautiful above all else.

I dunno but he did lol ask him

I don't have to imagine

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marvel fightscenes are laughably retarded.

>NIGGER

i can totally imagine journalists and bloggers and media treating this scene like its oscar worthy, fucking normies, this scene is so cringey literally nobody gives a fuck about these characters the only good looking ones are the ant woman and the red hair witch, also spiderman as a side character, in this case as a subordinate of this women/ or iron man is simply insulting to the character, if something like the an marvle move universe happened during Maguire Era or even Garfield, Spiderman would literally be one of the leaders, main characters, i hate this mcu,

there is only one review that matters

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How is this gay nigger so unironically based?

>actual adults, men or women, watching capeshit

kids do though

Based, African American synonym poster,

youtube.com/watch?v=fh9s6ZB80_0

Whoops

CHECKED DUBS.

This looks extremely forced.

>The MCU is unironically going WOKE
Hahahahaha, It's funny because I used to be a comic book fan.

Gonna have a lot of used ta's soon.

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yes, its just yet getting "woke"
it wasnt like this from the start at all

A glib facsimile, if you will

Do they have to do this in every movie now?

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I think they should put in some more lens flares and zoom ins for people like you in this scene lol

I don't think people get this 4d chess there playing they tried this STRONG WOMAN shit with the comics and got backlash so now they waiting till the whole world is watching with the movies and quickly try to inject it there

>"Thanos is the most important movie villain to have existed in decades, he's this generation's Darth Vader"
>Gets one movie with some "development", which was mostly an obtuse sob story about balance that makes no narrative sense if you think about it for more than 5 minutes, and then gets turned into a joke in the opening of the next one and then dies
Woah what a compelling villain you have there mousefags

lmao mouseniggers on this thread already reported it back to Disney HQ and the video already got copyright struck

>Try to pull a fast one with something that always fails
Brilliant, get this man a desk job and some stocks.

>that always fails
it didn't this time though

Darth Vader was only competent in one movie out of 3.

Nice try ...

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>critic consensus: this Disney money is great

>It didn't fail this time
You wont know till the next wave, or phase or whatever they are calling it comes out.

People wanna see the end of this 10 year journey, they aren't there for captain last month. they have to stand on their own next time.

fuck, anyone got a reupload?

OHH MY GOD

THE AVENGERS BEAT THE FINAL BOSS THANOS

THE GOOD GUYS WIN

EPIC WIN

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OH MY GOD, MY GOD, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>THE GOOD GUYS WIN

The good guys win??? I wasn't expecting that. Good plot twist.

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capeshit is unironically the best kind of popcorn movie
nobody thinks this is some deep, compelling drama
it's the junk food of cinema and some people are totally ok with that, junk food tastes good

>Kills Obi-wan in a duel
>Kills almost all of the bombers attacking the Death Star while out-piloting his own pilots, would have killed Luke without a sneak attack
>Manages the operation which tracks the rebels to Hoth, then orders its successful destruction
>Successfully executes a plan to capture and pseudo-kill-off a main cast member
>Blocks lasers with his hand
>Creates and executes a successful trap for Luke, bests him in a fight, and would have killed him if he'd wanted to
>Kills the Emperor
There's probably more, but he's about as successful as an antagonist can be while still having the protagonist win.

Pack it up DCfags, it's a capekino.

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Is anybody really surprised?

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Wow the future is female bros

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Have sex.

>Trusting a bald man

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Fucking Christ.

They immediately get their asses kicked
Cap 1v1s Thanos for a while

He gave Shazam a 1.5 so Marvel still wins.

RT's scoring system is so stupid. This guy gives several movies 2.5, some will have positive tomato and some will have negative despite the same rating.

Don't fail me Roger Moore.

>And who is the Pegasus woman
The new ruler of Asgard. You know - Blackyrie, the same chick who just spent God knows how long as a slaver for the Gamesmaster, dragging people to his gladiatorial deathmatches, the same chick who doesn't even need to sacrifice an eye to the Eternal Flame for the wisdom to rule, because she already has all the wisdom she needs.

Just like Rey.

>RT's scoring system is so stupid.
that's why normies like it.

>that slow-down

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he actually loves kino

to be fair the eternal flame is gone as is asgard
this is new asgard on earth, made up of some thousand refugees

*ahem*

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That's more of a problem with his scoring system. He indicates if it's fresh or rotten. He just presumably doesn't care much for precise numbers and just has "middling but still recommend checking out" and "middling with nothing you need to see."

I'm with you bro. I was done after Homecoming. I will not pay to watch another MCU movie. Since TLJ, I've refused to pay for *any* Disney "product."

I will definitely watch a rip of this, though, just so I can mock all the retards defending their shit-tier use of time travel.

There's no real context to explain it. It's a big battle scene but it's so fucking disjointed. Thanos, Captain America,Thor, and Iron Man just kinda stand around doing nothing for most of it and then yaaaas kweens get shoehorned in randomly. There's literally no reason for it other than girl power.

My thoughts exactly.

Local newspaper shat on Endgame and called it the most boring movie of 2019

Who is the antagonist of this film if Thanos is dead for 2 hours and 45 minutes of it?

I don't give a shit. It's still pandering to the "woke" crowd for no other purpose than literally that. I'm fucking sick of it.

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To be fair, Black Panther should make Bucky king of Wakanda.

Random past Thanos who doesn't even know any of the Avengers. Scarlet Witch is even all like waahhh you took everything from me and based Thanos is just like bitch I don't even know you.

the white wolf would be a based king though

I bet you can breath normally now, corporatecuck.

I just watched it.... it's terrible.
First hour is a comedy, the 2 other hours are just nonsense.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>context
user, this movie it's just pure fanservice. Thanos is barely a character in this one.

Spider-Man is an OG harem protagonist to begin with, user.

I had some expectations, but the leaks showed how shit Endgame was going to be.
>I'm going to skip Disney movies this year because I'm tired of paying the mouse to shit in my mouth.
I don't know if I'm going to watch Endgame, but, either way, I'm out with this one.
To me, the end of the story of the Marvel series was this scene:
youtube.com/watch?v=-mDIttOOFgc

They enjoy that it's transparent. Hallmark is popular and many of the women who love it fully admit to just liking the pandering.

You shills just cannot help but BTFO yourself, can you.

Yeah.

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He was barely a character in the last one. Ten years. Twenty-two movies. We get Greater Good Grimace who can't even come up with more than a bandaid "solution" to a non-existent problem.

yass

Wha da white women at??

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I can definitely understand the incomprehensible visuals bit.

Any post credit scene?

Nope.

I'm sad.
I even saved money in one of those bank envelopes to pay for the ticket, a juice and the bus fare. I had high hopes for Endgame because Infinity War was really good.
I'll probably buy The Obscene Bird of Night instead.
Call me a söyboy, I don't care.

>globe and mail
is that a penis reference?

>they unkilled gamora

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is loki alive too?

only the snapped people come back, except gamora, but it doesn't really count cause it's gamora from another dimension [/soiler]

>nobody thinks this is some deep
not really capeshit fans make essays about the complexity of the mcu

which is retarded
I enjoy the movies because they're dumb simple fun superhero flicks
figured most people did the same

Don't know why people wouldn't expect the snap shit to be undone the whole of the franchise is an endlessly repeating cycle of "rise, fall, rise"

why tf does it have to be 3 hours long

I cringed so fucking hard when i saw that in the cinema

everyone expected that

there's a lot of fanservice to fit in
even at 3 it honestly feels too short for all they tried to accomplish

I've watched a maximum of 3 Marvel movies related to Endgame because my friends dragged me to see them just like this one
Do i have to bring a book or something for this one?

Would you rather they make two 90 minute movies and make you wait another year to watch the second half?

i really couldn't care less
I'm getting dragged to watch this movie by friends