Avengers Endgame

>"You know I had to do it to em"

Wait, wut. They had Spiderman get the wrong gauntlet to Captain Marvel because Tony had it the entire time? Is that right?

no way

>Peter gives the Gauntlet to Captain Marvel
>Every female hero follows her into battle
What is the point? She gets shot down by Thanos one minute later.

>Iron Man, more like "I Am Dead Man" lmao smoked em

Captain Marvel does an Admiral Hodor or whatever Dern's name was through the ship, too. Patented move but improved by Larson using her moon face rather than a spacecraft as a battering ram.

yeah but its star lord and gamora not thanos

It's from Starlord tough.

oh my god where is the rest of ittttttt

It's hard to tell from the clip but it looks like Strange pulls some bullshit and somehow embedded them into Tony's gauntlet. Which doesn't make sense either seeing that Tony looks like he's wrassled them out of the bigger gauntlet.

Wait, Banner can't turn back?

>Thor and Cap accidentally swap hammers

fucking apex kek

Ridiculous

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is hulk thinking of plowing aunt may

Remember the first couple of Iron Man films, where everything was designed down to the smallest detail by a talented group of artists, and it felt like everything was somehow plausible and workable? How in ten years have we gone from that to this Bollywood-tier "it's nanotech lol I ain't gotta explain shit" for masks, armour, etc disappearing and reappearing?

Even with that aside I don't understand how anyone with an adult intellect could sit through this shit. It's fucking embarrassing to think how much money this movie is going to rake in from sou-addled developmentally-retarded man and womanchildren.

Fucking lol please be serious

Spiderman far from home trailer kind of show tony is dead by popper gave money to charity.

The clip ends before we see what happens to Tony. Did using the Gauntlet kill him? It would be pretty poetic for his last words to be "I am Iron Man".

Not a single human dies

tony

It also makes sense for why Strange said the plan won't work if he tells Tony how it ends. If the only way they can win is for Tony to die, they Tony probably wouldn't go through with it if he had known.

Yeah, there's a scene with Peppers saying goodbye to him and then they cut to his funeral.

I hope so. RDJ honestly deserves better than to be stuck in these abominable things.

How many years will it take for Disney to revive Tony? He was the main character, losing him means losing money.

Do people not read threads anymore? The answer to half of your question is in the OP. It's established that an average human can't use all of the infinity stones. And yes he dies.

He dies after Thanos defeats Captain Marvel and Thanos gets the gauntlet back. Iron Man then steals the stones and uses them in to dust Thanos and his army.

SOMEONE POST TONY'S FUNERAL
>SOMEONE POST TONY'S FUNERAL
>SOMEONE POST TONY'S FUNERAL
>SOMEONE POST TONY'S FUNERAL
>SOMEONE POST TONY'S FUNERAL
>SOMEONE POST TONY'S FUNERAL

>Captain America, in spite of having the knowledge and the wherewithal to do so, doesn't rescue himself from the ice and send his own younger self forward to take his place.
>Captain America lives out his entire life with perfect foreknowledge of all things to come but takes no steps to prevent any of it because reasons.

What a hero. Truly an inspiration to us all. Keep in mind, this is the same film that just told us you're perfectly free to change the past. No multiverse, no alternate realities, just as many paradoxes as you care to make.

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No, Tony moved the gems to his suit. It's Tony, he presumably had a back up failsafe that his suit could house the gems. The Gauntlet they are using is Starktech, he was holding onto it for like 5 seconds, he NANOMACHINES SON'd them over to his own suit.

but he knew, when thanos had the stones in his power he looks at strange and by the face he gives him he understands

Here you go champ.
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Cunt doesn't even have the grace to close his eyes.

Thor didn't even shave or trim his beard. Just shows up to Tony's funeral looking like a hobo.

the pussy was good

There's only one timeline where they win. He had to preserve it.
Which does indeed mean he kissed his niece.

Shit looks absolutely terrible

So does the snap get undone and everyone comes back 5 years later? What about all the people that died when the snap happened that were in planes where the pilot got snapped?

Cry moar faggot. Character has done enough and now there's a bunch fucking yaaas queens that can finally step up to the plate pull their fair share for once. His happiness comes first.

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I saw the other 4 minute leak that included Hulk trying to use the gauntlet and it resulted in his arm getting fucked up. So when Tony uses it, it most likely did kill him because he is just a normal dude.

If Prof. Hulk works like in the comics, he stays like that all the time. It's Banner's mind on Hulk' body, so there isn't really anybody to "turn back" from.

But you see it subverts our expectations and humanizes him by contradicting his character, therefore it's genius.

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The battle literally stops dead so everyone can admire Captain Marvel being awesome

Love it

Probably because he realized in that moment what he had to do. I bet they were all counting on Captain Marvel using the gauntlet. But Thanos knocked her out with the power stone.

That's what was said and what is shown in the link posted in user's link. Yes.

>time stone can affect thing in specific, apple/vision
>strange doesn't heal tony right there in the battlefield
yeah no russos, I'm not buying it

>SOMEONE POST TONY’S FUNERAL
>Post Tony’s death
Are you fucking retarded?

meant to quote

they wanted to connect it to the time machine to send thanos and co back to the past

Black panther doesn't even look said. Just standing there looking like he's above everyone else.

I posted what I meant to. Are you upset for no reason?

>>Captain America, in spite of having the knowledge and the wherewithal to do so, doesn't rescue himself from the ice and send his own younger self forward to take his place.

That sounds like a terrible idea.

Really feels like they should have had someone do the classic "closing dead character's eyes" thing in this scene. It's incomplete without it.

First Avengers movie teases Tony dying when he guided the nuke to Thanos' ship and he didn't wake up until Hulk yelled at him. Fourth Avengers movie ends with him dying for real.
>Kino.

He looks the same as always, dude doesn't have expressions.

>just grabs the chaos emeralds right off him
wow, epic ending capshitters

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the final battle seems like it will be a lot of fun. i stopped watching after the five minute mark cuz i don't want to see too much of it, but it looks like it will be a great time.

You're missing the point. There *is* only one timeline. If there weren't, Cap doesn't get to live his life in parallel. Actually, it's even worse than that, because they *implied* alternate timelines by showing them go back and retrieve the Stones from their own past without it altering their present, then shat on that by having old Cap show up at the end. You don't get to have it both ways.

so why exactly does tony have to be the one to do the snap? why didn't hulk work?

Brie Larson ruined it

>You know, I probably coulda pulled some magic hocus-pocus shit, but I needed him to die for muh kino

The she has help, women power scene is cringe

>just turn your brain off, bro
Stop defending retards out of brand loyalty, faggot.

Expectations far from subverted this time. In fact it was the most predictable course of action and outcome
Why establish such a good moral compass with thanos in IW just to punch their problems out in the second?

both exist, actually, but there's one timeline that's theirs and they made an anchor for the tunnel

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It fucked up his arm when he did it. That's why he's wearing a cast at Tony's funeral.

Explain to me right now how that was the only way they could have won
Why couldn't they have just used a magic portal to cut off Thanos' head?

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Was he even that close with Tony?

>tfw they make puny 50 year old mortal do it over literal gods and the perfect human

when did mahvel go to shit

They do, very early on. But that doesn't undo the snap

probably bc he barely knew him

Stark dies though, because a mortal can't safely wield the power.

>such a good moral compass with thanos
Dude wanted to commit genocide. In what way does that make for a good morale compass?

Where the fuck is Peter?

Yeah, but I mean in the final fight
The snap is clearly undone already, so just cheese the fight

>streamja.com/Mav7
Wait, explain that to me again as if I'd never seen any of the films.

Was Spiderman running to get the gauntlet to Marvel and then later Tony stole the stones, or was the one Spiderman was running with a different one that still had to be gotten rid of and Tony had the stones the whole time.

>Why establish such a good moral compass with thanos in IW just to punch their problems out in the second?
what do you mean by this? whose moral compass? cap's or thanos'? the reason why endgame doesn't have cap doing the 'we don't trade lives' thing anymore is because that mindset lost them the first round.

Does the movie address the overpopulation problem? If I were writing it, Avengers would find an alternative solution and reach a compromise with Thanos.

Shouldn’t cap look young still because of Super Soldier Serum?

Thor tried with stormbreaker and mjolnir, Thanos overpowered him

Then why show up?

In a way the funeral kinda shows the level of closeness or whatever.

You have Pepper-Happy, then spidey, steve and thor and so on.

Cap ages at normal speed when unfrozen

Perfect pic, because the guys who wrote this shit clearly went to the Retard Johnson Academy of Temporal Mechanics and Hyperdrive Weaponization.

Fuck these assholes for taking sci-fi conventions and making them dumber. Thanks to them, Thanos is now an even bigger moron, because they just made the past a source of infinite resources with literally zero repercussions.

There is no overpopulation problem.

…. how does tony die when he has the fuckin gems?
he can just live forever with the gems and heal his heart thing

Mortals can't wield the gems and survive, this was fucking established as early as Thor 2

>Literally the sole reason that the Avengers have a chance to save the universe from The Snap
>Barely gets recognition.

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He can't even handle snapping them.

Something about Thanos getting his arm all fucked up when he used the stones; since Tony is a mere human it just obliterates him

Why? They already showed that paradoxes mean fuck-all. Yanking Iceberg Steve early doesn't change a fucking thing and at least Bucky doesn't lose his only real friend.

The overpopulation problem never made any sense. It makes sense if it's just centered on one planet that isn't space faring. But when the Marvel universe is filled with a ton of space faring planets the idea of overpopulation being a threat doesn't make any sense. Are you telling me none of the planets such as the Kree or Xandarians never invented a Star Trek style food replicator?

I guess it's something along the lines of you have to be superstrong to use the stones or else you die.

>s-shut up it's really complex!

He only came back thanks to a random rat.

By that logic, Cap should stop Peggy from forming SHIELD since he knows for a fact it will lead to Hydra re-emerging

he's 108 i'd say he looks young

>Thanos is beaten because a rat walks across the controls that frees Scott from the quantum realm

bravo Russos

This has been addressed in one of the earliest flicks. Imagine not being able to follow simple children movies.

The gems are too powerful for him.
You did not learn anything from infinite war, did not you?

The lack of resourses is real. If it's not solved by dusting a half of humanity a different solution should be offered, otherwise everything would go back to how it was before IW.

Thanos: I am inevitable. *snaps and realizes gauntlet is empty*
Tony: And I...am............Iron Man *snaps*

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There is no problem, Thanos is an insane asshole with some retarded motivation that makes no sense to anyone except him

I gonna say it was established in Captain America, then I realized they brought Red Skull back in Infinity War.

I would probably have enjoyed it going in with no expectations but probably won't after seeing this.

why doesnt he just snap to kill thanos

The gauntlet in the scene is the Starktech gauntlet. The dwarf gauntlet is already destroyed.
The heroes are doing a relay to get the Stark Gauntlet with stones to Ant-Man's quantum tunnel but it's broken so Thanos has time to intercept it.
Tony is the last man standing on the scene, his mind will be racing through possibilities of action, he makes eye contact with Strange and realises what the one way to win is.

So he interfaces his suit with his Gauntlet and science magic bullshit starktech transfers them onto his suit. Since his suit and the new Gauntlet were both made by him I am *guessing* his suit also has the protocol to house and trigger the Stones, probably a last-ditch backup plan, because Tony obsessively builds shit to plan for things. Then he activates them.

We know one of the last scenes is old Steve passing on his mantle, but has there been any leaks on anything that follows that before the credits. Other than ya as queen fucking off again?

He does

Nice, now I can spoil the normies on facebook

that's pretty GAY LMAO

why didn't somebody not so easily killable just do the retarded snap thing? like captain marvel seeing as she had the glove for a while
this movie sounds dumb af

wtf Yea Forums told me Capt Marvel was going to single handedly kill Thanos and lift Mjnor and kill all white men

Hey look its CAPTAIN MARVEL, the hot new Disney property!

What an absolute cluster fuck, I'm checking to see how much longer it is at 8 minutes in.

Thor leaving new Asgard to the valkyrie and going off with the Guardians.

Yeah but if he does that something something something Endgame doesn't happen and they don't beat Thanos.

memes aside he is a literal kang and most of them are beneath him.

Explain this to me. When does this ridiculous shit happen? I have only seen the 14min clip posted here and the short one of RDK dying of the entire MCU franchise and am suddenly interested. Is Scott 'Cap'?

>everyone stops fighting to witness her arrival
>Rocket whoops and hollers for her
>sassy quip with Spiderman
>GIRL POWER WE'RE SUPERHEROES WITH VAGINAS WATCH US GO!

Yeah Infinity War was 1000 times better

I don’t understand how you could possibly still be confused.

thanos was about to get it and send her flying moments before, she was out, hulk was too far away

>The lack of resourses is real
How? Infinity War never provides any evidence that the universe is dying off due to lack of resources. The only explanation that works is Thanos is paranoid because his own planet died due to lacking resources. I'm guessing that his planet wasn't space faring before they died off. Because an entire space faring society dying off due to lack of resources doesn't make sense.

And then all she does is ram into things

Thank you. I take it the dwarf gauntlet gets rekt at the start of Endgame?

Captain Marvel looks kinda hot with the short hair desu

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No, both don't exist, unless it's part of a cascade, but even then it doesn't explain why old Cap wouldn't act on his own foreknowledge and have Fury deal with Thanos before the Stones are even a blip on his radar. I mean, she'd only have a twenty-year headstart.

ngl I like it

Thanos looks at the Gauntlet before saying this though. It also wasn't glowing any more. So how did he not realize that he lost the stones?

To unironically press F.

The magic technology is still property and creation of Hank Pym therefore, Pym saved the universe.

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>captain marvel could've snapped the gauntlet without breaking a nail
>ironman had to kill himself because she fucked up

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Hes an idiot

If I were Black Panther, I would press S.

so RDJ is finally released from capeshit purgatory and is able to act in other movies now?

his power is wearing a suit someone else created. Even his gf is better at it. Looks like marvel is going to do the forced diversity trope. Women dont even like this stuff outside of cosplay

She and the girl gang unironically fuck up and need the OG Avengers to save the day

post torrent link

So how many times does Thanos die? They go back in time to the past and there are 2 Caps? Why aren't there 2 Thors or Hulks then?

That’s because the dude can’t act for shit, he has two expressions.

He wasn't intending to be, it was a last minute accident and he was the only person around. It was either he does it or thanos gets the stones

Maybe he was fucked up from the battle, or unfamiliar with that gauntlet?

Messing with pre-established events would mean Steve would never go back to the past in the first place. Why would he? Thanos never won and the stones didn't need putting back.

>Captain Marvel gets the gauntlet
>literally every female hero lines up behind her
>zerg rush
>fail miserably

What the hell was the point?

actually, the movie literally says they both exist and that you can't change the past exactly because of that: you are witnessing your present so you can't change it and if you do change something in the past, it's part of your present

Why the fuck would you cam a 3D movie?

Based ANTS.

>captain marvel takes out the thanos ship
dumb fucking shit, thor should have, ok feige

thank god im not watching any marvel shit after all this

Present day thanos dies at the beginning of the film.

They travel back to get the stones, 2014 thanos and gamora and nebula find out they're there and follow them back through the time machine to the present

Pretty much, I mean the all-girl minute will trigger people, but they get fucked up and it takes Thor, Cap and Tony to actually end it.

>you are witnessing your present so you can't change it and if you do change something in the past, it's part of your present

So it's like Harry Potter time travel? You can't change the past, just see it from another perspective and complete the actions that you already took?

Why didn't Strange use the Time Stone to gather the Stones from the past in the first place? He'd have not only prevented the snap, but had all the time he needed to prepare.

To show women are useless

It could have been worse, she could had more than 5 minutes of screentime.

She blew up an alien ship by flying through it in her movie too.

It's her thing.

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Already seen webms of the girl line up in other threads with predictable replies

yeah I hate it too when feeeemales do things

Because Thanos would notice and take precautions back in time.

>He had the nanotech last movie
>He could have done this in Infinity War
Fuck this franchise.

Whatever actions you took in the past are already accounted for in your present. Time does branch off into other timelines, but according to Strange only 1 out of 14000 timelines had them winning

>Strange can use the Time Stone to affect specific objects
>doesn't use it to heal Tony
...What?

>After this
How much of your time and money have they gotten already?

Honestly, the man is supposed to be a king. Of course he can keep control of his emotions in such a case. Never show weakness to the plebs, you know.

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Fuckin kek seriously that happens? Even Captain Marvel loses?

>Not wearing formal Wakandan funeral attire because you're a fucking king
>just a regular suit, ad a kind of ugly one at that

Should've named her the Human Bullet

I don't think we've ever seen him truly travel in time with the time stone? Just shift it a bit or open loops etc

That suit is kino af

wait, does he actually make that joke?

Imagine being this dumb

Story is crap writing is cringe inducing but at least the CGI is fun to watch.

Correct.

it's stupid but I kind of love it anyways

Yeah, she is rushing the Gauntlet to Antman and Thanos kicks her into another time zone

He does punch her in the head and she doesn't even blink, so he uses the Power Stone to nuke her instead

>the only way to win in million of possibilities is the one where Tony dies.

Based Strange just wanted Tony dead.

WHATS UP GEEKS AND GAMERS

Was it a facial hair thing?

>A Martin Scorsese Film

>Avengers are clearly assembled
>"Avengers... assemble!"

Is Captain America retarded? That's like telling someone who is already sitting down to sit down.

Now Dr Strange can be the leader of the avengers!

Has a clip leaked of when Cap first picks up Mjölnir?

Ancient one did though, I think. So I think it's a thing

almost as if that actor has exactly one facial expression or something

There can be only one.

would have been kino as fuck if they came in at the end

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Shouldn't have touched the cauldron of the cosmos I guess, motherfucking Strange carries a grudge like no man.

tfw he was just pretending he couldn't lift it all along

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Yes

I've never seen any of the films. I am 100% ignorant on this subject, agreed. Thank you for your input.

...and do you by chance have said clip?

I'm going to sit through this capeshit movie for three hours.
Will it be as boring as Infinity War?

what a strange thread for you to be spending your time in

it's in the bathroom

Steins gate is better

>bitching about Captain Marvel not getting wrecked by Thanos
>Wanda does the most direct damage out of everyone and in fact almost kills him
Brie Larson is really hated, huh?

Just saw it
>Thanos destroys infinity stones, has head chopped off by Thor
>Five years pass, Stark now has daughter. Thor gets fat
>Ant man comes back from being in quantum space or some shit
>Comes up with time travel idea
>Travel back, get stones, Black Widow dies for soul stone
>Come back, Hulk uses glove and snaps back everyone
>Unfortunately Thanos comes back with them
>Le big epic fight scene
>Cap picks up Thor's hammer
>Woke girl power scene
>Iron man snaps Thanos
>Iron man dies
>Cap goes back in time to put back stones, stays there and smashes major puss
>Cap gives shield to new Black Captain America
>Thor fucks off to space with Quill
>Credits

why doesn't he just dab to kill Thanos?

majestic 12

Yeah I do

>Even his gf is better at it.
Actually, if you watch the second movie, it's shown that everytime Wasp tries to fight the main bad guy, Ant-Man is the one who saves her a lot. Ant-Man with a malfunctioning suit is equal to a Wasp that has more gadgets.

I liked Lebowski Thor

why doesn't he use the time stone and the power stone to trap Thanos in a time loop where he gets kicked in the balls non-stop for eternity?

Probably. How long was Infinity War?

Wanda kicked ass. Guess her and Vision are getting their own thing?

Everything I've read seems to make this out to be the Deathly Hallows Pt.II to Infinity War's DH Part I. So you had exposition before and action/things happening now.

Probably less boring since it has less characters. But it's a nostalgia-fest written literally to please manchildren who get excited with flashy CGI similar to how a baby gets excited by rattling your keys.

so who nerfed thor again? wtf he soloed thanos in infinity war and now he cant subdue him anymore without the gauntlet lol? god i hate random plot induced nerfs

also typical marvel quips, scared of emotions so they must quip FUCK YOU DISNEY

Why didn't he wish to be taller?

How? I've basically found out how ten years of Capeshit ends in under 15mins. I

BASED AND REDPILLED

The shows coming up that are more or less confirmed:

Marvel If? Animated Alternate Universes
WandaVision
Falcon & Winter Soldier
Loki
Unannounced Hawkeye show

Is his daughter a toddler or played by that 13 Reasons Why chick like the leaks said?

Widow dies forever ? or she comes back ?

Bitch you have any idea how many millions he gets paid per marvel movie?

They already showed us that shit don't matter. They literally yanked the Stones from their own past timeline without it preventing the snap.

In the comics, the Stones only function within their own universe, so these fucking retards either gave us time travel where paradoxes don't mean shit, or where anyone with access to time travel has access to infinite Infinity Stones, all of which could be functioning within the same universe simultaneously.

Yay.

He got a lucky shot in IW and now he's fat

>Black Widow dies for soul stone
didnt even notice she wasnt in the OP clip

The X-Men character nearly destroyed thanos by herself. X-Men truly are based.

Wanda was at least an established character whereas Captain Marvel literally was introduced a month ago.

Toddler

Scarlet witch gets interesting and they just end it? I doubt her Disney show will be about crazy wanda

Then what was the deal with that chick? She dyed her hair red, so is the toddler a ginger or something?

Cap stays back? Does that mean he never does anything again and just lays low? Does he sleep with the same girl he had in the first movie or sleep with someone else? Because that one had children with someone else.

>time travel becomes a major plot point
>there was no attempt at explaining why we didn't see them time travelling before in the scenes where there was no time travelling shenanigans previously
>time travel rules are vague as hell
Really shows that they pulled both Infinity Wars and Endgame right out of their asshole.

he got rekt by Thanos between Ragnarok and Infinity War, he just got a lucky shot with Stormbreaker

Dies forever (for now)

Not their own timeline, branches.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causal_loop

I need more videos.

Wanda was absolutely

B A S E D
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>tfw no qt goth gf who will avenge your death

but did you see that tity shot?

>watching the second movies

Dunno, he just shows up as an old man. Shows him dancing with the same girl from the first movie

X-Men are too op

The mystery husband was Steve himself. 108 years old Steve reveals himself a few mins after young Steve travels back.

What happened to her at the end anyway, isn't she basically all alone now.

So wait, does that mean he can rule Asgard?

I’m glad the Russos insist on having her tiddies out. Also the way she dishes her cleavage when she’s pretending to do dumb capeshit magic makes my benis tingle.

Why does it fucking look like Smash Brothers?

Would the presence of the X-Men have made things go any better?

...

>The mystery husband was Steve himself

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at least wanda overpowering thanos was cool and more fitting than cap marvel doing that plank face the entire time

No idea mate, didn't see that clip. Kid has dark brown hair

The hammer voted for him I guess

Yeah, except they already *did* change the past. By retrieving the Infinity Stones. From the past. The instant they arrive there, it's now their "present."

And as for why Steve would do that, I don't know, maybe so the friend he'd seen die a hero's death wouldn't have to?

Who killed him?

Wait so did Captain America kiss his own daughter in Civil War?

Captain Marvel with the short hair is sexy for some reason

i was really hoping that she would come back

yes

I mean sure, they will rebuild the fucking robot or something but as far as we know at the end of the movie he is still gone.

These movies aren't even really about the plot, it's just about watching people with superpowers fight one another.

What. It's a closed loop then?

Why were they fired?

She was Peggy's niece, Peggy never had any kids

He will get to watch Sharon grow up and she will call him "Uncle Steve", before going on to make u=out with his younger self in Civil War

The problem is the russo basedboys mixed the idea of a causal loop with the idea of alternate timelines. You can't have both at the same time.

More heart than a lot of the MCU, even if the execution of some things where worse than the first film.

right

The changed past is already part of their present, ergo, even if Steve tried to stop Hydra from taking over Shield, it would happen anyway in this timeline.

Are you serious? No one noticed that Cap came back and just kept it secret from everyone? This legit makes no sense with Cap coming back to the past.

Not really, but maybe the F4 and Logan and Beast, the rest of the Xmen might work for future instalments, specially Namor

Yes

Edward Norton is impossible to work with and Terence Howard is a wife beater and genuinely insane and believes that 1+1 doesn't equal 2.

Even if Strange removed them from Thanos's timeline by bringing them forward beyond him?

Why though

For that particular timeline (the one we experience), yeah.

yes, they living on a tmeone where a future version of themself already came back and then returned the stones to the exact place and moment they graved them, future widow body was probably down there before thanos sacrificed gamora

Does Gamora come back?

Why would Cap just give up? That's out of character.

Steve hid himself from everyone he was the husband that Peggy hid from everyone because she kept her private life secret as previously reiterated

The only Xmen present (Scarlet Witch) seemed to rek thanos

>Cap gives shield to new Black Captain America

Who?

so..we all agree that the ending with cap is shit right?

Why does that matter, though? Isn't Thor's Axe stronger than Mjolnir?

Falcon

>girlpower moment with all the female heroes charging
cringe

haven't seen it but maybe he's doing reality stone shenanigans to make thanos believe he's winning, then reveals he has the gauntlet?

My fetish, I think.
I find it attractive

He didn't give up, he returned the stones and hammer, and retired

>Cap gives shield to new Black Captain America
YES!!1!!!!1!

>that CGI fest
and people complained about aquaman

2014 Gamora travels to the future along with 2014 Thanos

If he changed anything, he would be in a different timeline and Thanos would win.

Don't sprwad fake news. He believes 1x1 doesnt equal one because you cant multiply something by itself.

Yeah but not the original.

>He believes 1x1 doesnt equal one because you cant multiply something by itself.

Oh yeah, that's much more sane

yes

That's Looper levels of retardation. You either have branching timelines where changing the past only creates more or you have a single timeline where the best you can ever achieve is a loop, not both at once. The entire point of alternate realities and branching timelines is to *prevent* loops and other paradoxes.

No, it's just bad writing.

Norton didn't want do more than one movie and Howard wanted more money

>Disney pretending it didn't take them a decade to have a female super hero movie.

Nice try Mickey

soldiers retire when the war ends user

I'm actually fucking disappointed.

They fucked the ending up

If the series is about him and Bucky learning to come to terms with Cap being gone that would be pretty good.

You can have both because we're only witnessing this one particular timeline.

That would go against Disney agenda

so he's not crazy he's just turbo-stupid

She was Peggy´s niece, not blood-related to Steve at all

Unless you're Thor, of course, which means it's perfectly fine to lose your cool and murder a man in anger.

xmen will only be created now that they brought back half of humanity

some of then wont come back "right" they will have a mutation

Since around the time of Ant-Man the entire MCU stopped giving a shit about making its own sci-fi rules remotely consistent. It's also where you get dozens of examples of where it makes sense for a character to instantly resolve a problem by using their powers a certain way (e.g. using a portal to cut off Thanos' gauntlet arm in IW), but they don't because of plot convenience. It feels like the characters' powers all became too varied and useful and the writers descended to comic book-levels of 'turn your brain off' because they couldn't keep track of everything.

>because a mortal can't safely wield the power.
ehm thanos is mortal and he was able to use it

Very based and redpilled.

Cameback to be with his waifu then comebacks after having a happy life and gives the whole responsibility to flying nigger and Bucky. There's no way he actually thinks that this is it, after Thanos; there's always a bigger evil out there.

>Bucky: Enough Rhodes, I told you about the touching.

>all that bullshit about we don't trade lives
>decides to live out his own life and forget about the people that actually saved the universe
i didn't realize cap was a selfish fuck

Until he wants another fuckhuge payday. If he wants back in, they'll write him back in.

His return would be too much of a box office draw.

Captain isn't gone he's alive just old.

>"user, did i ever tell you the story of how me and my friends saved the world?"

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>close causal loop
i don’t remember cap fighting himself in 2012

>not finding a new war so you can keep killing subhumans

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But Magneto holocaust backstory

War never ends, not for someone like Cap.

I mean be honest, did you honestly think they would be able to pull it off properly

OOH RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES

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I just saw it, the first two hours are the best parts, the last hour is just shitty fanservice.

thanos is an eternal moron

Cap's face was plastered around the entire world. Did he have plastic surgery or something? I could do if his identity was secret but everyone knew who he was. Was Steve isolated in a bunker for 60 years or something? This is way too convenient but whatever.

Thor is also a viking, so of course it's ok for him to kill people in anger.

Uhh, sweetie, she HYPER SPEED RAMS into things. Check your privilege, shit Lord.

Nice examples of displaying how to use modern day innovations

That's Sam.

What part of he can't change anything do you not understand

Let's be real, ain't no way Old Cap is appearing in their show.

Magneto now grows up in Trumps America which is the same desu.

TL;DW for those who can't be arsed to watch the clip

>Time travel bullshit brings all the snapped heroes back
>Cap says 'Avengers assemble'
>Thanos attacks with giant ship
>Various characters fight Thanos but can't get to him because of the ship
>Looks like they're about to lose but then Captain Marvel shows up and fucking nukes the ship because of course she does
>Gamora comes back and kicks Starlord in the nuts
>Captain Marvel and all the other female superheroes charge at Thanos
>He fucking oneshots Captain Marvel and fights off the other Avengers and gets the gauntlet back
>He says 'I am inevitable' and goes to snap again but there's a womp womp moment where it's revealed the gauntlet he has is a fake created by Dr. Strange
>Tony has the real one
>He says 'I am Iron Man'
>Snaps and dies
>All the bad guys just fucking dissolve
>Thanos looks a bit sad and dusts too
>End scene

Wasn't that an exciting resolution to over a decade of capeshit

2 billion worldwide box office

damn, old steve aged pretty damn well

>this movie sounds dumb af
it is

Captain America isn't The Punisher.

>tfw i save an imax ticket to watch this shit instead of watching Alita in Imax

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>Iron Man dies saving half the universe.
>Guess I'll just go back in time and retire.
What the hell did old man Steve even do around the time of the first Avengers movie and all the other movies up to Infinity War?

It got wrecked during the snap actually

LOL 100/100

Out of respect

>>GIRL POWER WE'RE SUPERHEROES WITH VAGINAS WATCH US GO!
>immediately getting rekt

noice

God, I can just imagine all of the faggots screaming and whooping and clapping when he says that line.

The shows have the same budget as a movie so who knows

I go to these for fan service, I know exactly what it is, I have no illusions about how shallow of entertainment it is, and none of you can stop me from having fun anyways.

that was offscreen bro

Because it's only magic for big purple man

Smashed puss like a man, faggot.
>it’s not much comic book captain America
No one cares about that trash.

I didn't like the first movie that much, but I assumed they had something clever and plot-based in mind to justify the two movies.

but they didn't even stay committed to removing half the characters.

Ant sized niggas all look the same.

What's captain marvel's power again? How did she get it?

Shield literally spent a season explaining this and they still fucked it up. They thought it was a loop but it turned out to be branching timelines.

For real? Shit. Maybe there'll be something worth watching after all.

Tony, Natasha, Loki (2018), Gamora (2018) and Heimdall all died for real

Space stone.

It is the fate of all manlets. If they can't learn, they will be taught.

Thanos can take being hit in the face with a building and shit like that, and even then he struggled to hold the stones and needed a special glove to do it.

Gamora's back in the video though.

Oh yeah bro *slurps* love me some tiddie! That's all this bitch is good for *MAGA*

this, the movie is not going to impress anyone or bring in new fans who didn't see the first one.

Cameron is still the real Thanos of the film industry.

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Is past Loki really coming back?

And vision? Liz was still seething in the clip

it sounds like a good Thanos fight followed by a fucking clip show. If the time travel shit is most of it, why are those bits good?

Their charge fails though.

WHATS THE END CREDIT SCENE?

Based Jimbo

But space stone is on Thanos' hand.

There's none.

that's not the point.

the removed half the characters in the last movie but they're still in this one thanks to time travel.

so they can literally fight Thanos with MORE people than the first time round and he doesn't have any of the infinity stones most of the time.

how does that up the stakes?

>Is Captain America retarded? That's like telling someone who is already sitting down to sit down.
probably a silent 'd' at the end

gamora from the past brought in by nebula also from the past. the thanos they fight is also thanos from the past

What really

>people are going to sit through ten minutes of credits for nothing

>niece - brother/sister's daughter
>not blood related

>dude why wasn't that 100-year old WWII vet slapping around aliens in 2012?

GotG showed 5 people barely surviving 1 stone and you think one dude can life with all them

Tesseract back in the 90's IIRC

>in russia right now
>just found out disney cancelled all english screenings here
great

She's from pre-Guardians 1. The Gamora that knew Star Lord and the Guardians that died in Infinity War stays dead. Present Nebula convinces her to switch sides and help kill Thanos.

Explosion triggered by the space stone gave her powers. Kinda like how Hydra did experiments with the mind stone and it gave Wanda and her brother their powers.

Fuck off back to tumblr or whatever other shithole you migrated from faggot.

>disney cancelled all english screenings here
why tho?

I don't need to go to the theater to do that, I can just read fanfiction.net for free.

I meant more of serving a supervisory role. He's the dude who already experience what is going on. He's the perfect guy to lead the Avengers from a far.

>he got rekt by Thanos between Ragnarok and Infinity War, he just got a lucky shot with Stormbreaker
lol? he soloed the infinity gauntlet with stormbreaker and was clearly super OP. now he cant subdue him wtf obviously the nerf hammer was dropped hard on him

So infinite Infinity Stones. Got it. Also, that means that it's literally impossible that old Cap is the one they saw leave. Their Cap is now part of an alternate timeline living his life with an alt-Peggy before handing his shield off to an alt-Sam. Which means he's under no more obligation to preserve a timeline than the alt we see at the movie's end.

See why retards shouldn't write time travel stories now? They always try to have it both ways.

lmao they just dusted her entire character development

>He says 'I am inevitable' and goes to snap again but there's a womp womp moment where it's revealed the gauntlet he has is a fake created by Dr. Strange
if that's so how come it had the real stones in it? Tony pulled those off

Implying any of it matters and marvel can't just do whatever they want

I agree though tony is kill

Will Wanda be regarded as an X-Man when the X-Men are introduced to MCU?

Show Wanda titties.

More than likely they caught on Russia leaks a majority of big releases early or same day as the premiere

So the Russian bots can't spoil the movie.

how would he have handled endgame?

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no, because they'll be rebranded as x-people to fight sexism

Just tried to mimic those trannies bro lol, guess I did good

>clevage makes me benis tingle
have sex, virgin

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he would've fucked up infinity war so bad feige would've fired him and brought in someone else to finish endgame

she has been running the company since IM2

>he soloed the infinity gauntlet
some stupid laser blast that Thanos did at the last minute when he was surprised. If he can turn people into ribbons and clay and shit and reverse time, what good is "a hammer/axe that's a bit heavier than the last one" going to do?

extremely dark/ night scenes, shitty cgi and 3x the explosions...also, everyone stays dead

Tony impales himself to get close to Thanos when he steals the stones.

Bingo.

spidey makes it further than the entire fem charge.

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Hatred against cis white men, the strongest superpower.

I'm 29 and never had sex

4 to 5 years I would guess. Rumors are gonna start after Eternals bombs.

>thanos is an eternal moron
he obviously can die, cant he? Thor kills him at first by beheading and then he is dead, therefore thanos is mortal. And thanos can use the IG without dying as we have seen in IW

By common logic this implies that it is possible for AT LEAST one mortal to use the IG without dying. QED. thank you for watching.

>5 hours long
>washed-our colour scheme
>even worse edgelord dialogue
>7-hour director's cut where Thanos gets raped in prison

imagine keeping a straight face while watching a bunch of blue skin weirdos wearing capes at a funeral LMAO

capeshit viewers are literal children

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>3DPD
No way fag. I said it makes my benis tingle so go to superior 2D. Delet your trash from this thread and then delet your life.

Feige would also kill his other asian adopted daughter to cover up that he fired him.

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The difference is that thanos was trying to use a starktech gauntlet
Stark grabbed it, thus allowing the Nano machines in his stark shit to transfer the stones to him.
Still a giant asspull and a really disappointing movie, but yeah.
Technically what makes it “work” here is that thanks is wearing a gauntlet designed by stark, not by the dwarf.

Have sex.

When was the last time people were legitimately excited to see Iron Man solo? RDJ's heart is clearly not in this role anymore, and he really phoned it in the last couple of times. They can't keep rolling him out forever, best to try and find replacement fan favourites before people become totally bored.

Where does this funeral take place? Why is it in some random cabin in the woods?

Insert Wolverine into this movie and how does it proceed differently

It’s probably where they lived during the time skip.

She is hot, nothing wrong with getting turned on by some unattainable titty. I understand it is hard for a faggot to grasp, maybe Hemsworth will show his asshole in their next movie.

The same way but there’s some fucking manlet doing cgi shit with knives in his hands.

Tony and Thanos realize their mother had the same name before the snap.

He leaves with the Tesseract in 2012

Excellent points. However, I feel obligated to remind you that the ass was fat

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Idk, make him Armenian

Made more sense when he wanted to get deaths attention so he could bang her.

>Thanos is a Greek name
>Stark's mother is named Maria and is either Italian or Greek
>Titan is revealed to be Space Greeks
>Thanos and Tony are distant cousins
POTTERY

>tfw we’ll never get the perfect Avengers lineup with Wolverine shredding nerds left and right while reciting epic quips
Why even fucking bother?

it's tony's house by the lake

god those reddish tits are hot

Thanos needed to have sex

>hurr hurr hurr da ess-jay-dubyas, am i rite?

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What really confuses me is why cap can hold storm breaker when Thor describes it as something that would make a mortal man go insane.

Wolverine's best Avengers banter is with Spider-man anyway.

Bautista?

WHAT WILL MAGNETOS NEW BACKSTORY BE INSTEAD OF HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR?

there was someone else that could survive doing a snap
but downey jr had to die so the end so thanos probably would have sended him flying like wth carol

White knighting won’t get you sex. Have sex incel.

Is the axe canonically stronger? I thought it was just an equivalent replacement, since Cate Blanchett destroyed the hammer?

He's worthy and superhuman anywa

The reason is you´re gay and like boy haircuts on girls.

He survived being mauled by a fox who mishandled its mutant powers.

maybe an actually interesting one?

He already is in a different timeline.

Its galactus calling human puny. They havent attached it to private screenings

I don't know man, introducing time travel in their last movie just doesn't feel right.

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Kelli.

Use the infinity gauntlet and travel back to 2015 when this shit wasn't old and gay.

Incorrect, because he's not really living in a causal loop. He's living his life in an alternate reality. Both X-Men and the Fantastic Four have covered this shit multiple times.

There's one old story where Reed develops a serum that could reverse Ben's mutation, but only on an earlier, less-stabilized point in it, so Ben travels back and brawls a younger version of himself into submission and force-feeds him the serum. The younger self changes, but leaves the older self confused as to why he remained the same. Reed then has to explain to him that all he'd done is create a divergent reality where an older Ben Grimm rescued a younger Ben Grimm from living his life as a living rock pile.

The entire concept of alternate timelines is that it's a convention wherein paradoxes and causal loops aren't possible; therefore the veritable instant you arrive in the past, it's no longer *your* past. It's the alt-past you created the instant you arrived. If you tracked down "your" grandfather and shot him, you wouldn't cease to exist; alt-"you" would simply never be born.

>he doesn't recognize a MUA cinematic
WEW!

Oh I see you are a man of science. You know. I'm something of scientist myself.

does fury play any part in this

But what happens with Hulk then?

We have had knowledge of time travel since Dr. Strange, and again in Ant Man. At least it is a closed loop and not complicated version of time travel. We should have known they were going to use time travel when Thanos said "I do" when Tony asked him if he knew him.

What’s Stan Lee’s final cameo

>dude let's take this conflicted character with a really basic and recognisable character flaw, and just cut out the flaw so I can fuck around with power levels
Capeshit writing is cancer

It was never explained, I'm sure this question will be answered

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They already did that in Batman v Superman.

Yes. Not from a "happy ending for him" standpoint, but from a "shit way to get there" standpoint. Too little thought by people too dumb to grasp timelines. It's par for the course how they've handled shit from day one of their takeover - "feels nice, but don't think about it."

Well, sharp > blunt object.

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>no first chord from Black Sabbath - Iron Man

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>you must sacrifice something you love
>lol guess I'll just kill myself
>it works

Is Yondu in the movie?

It doesn't matter what those comics said this is explained in the movie itself by Hulk and the Ancient one so you'll see when you watch it I guess.

There's a short scene at the end where the Avengers visit Thanos in prison, and you see an elderly prisoner having his asshole ravaged in the showers. It's Stan; he turns to the camera, shrugs, says "It's a livin'", and goes back to being sodomised. You see some blood go down the drain in a nice little homage to Psycho.

>there's a womp womp moment
THIS especially makes me happy.
It´s ABSOLUTELY retarded and I was suspicious the bastards would pull something like this.

Do yourself a favor guyse, watch these 14 minutes and be DONE with that

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Black widow confirmed fro narcissist

Why does she die?
Does the soul stone have a gimmick or something that one person needs to die so you can get its powers?

I didn't watch Infinity war btw just wondering why my wife died.

It's personal with thanos and thor

Clint and Nat fight over who'll sacrifice themselves and he was holding her hand before he let go.