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this movie was bad and completely failed to convey the themes of the iliad
the whole point is achilles is a massive faggot pussy and hector is the real hero
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>tfw Achilles and Patroclus will never be portrayed as cute anime boys
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Why did Achilles have a weak spot for Breseis? It seemed pretty random. (I watched the film but book answers are welcome too).
How was Achilles a pussy? He was a fierce warrior who consistently showed his worth on the battlefield and didn't behold himself to the orders of others.
I agree Hector was bad ass but you dont need to bring down Brad Pitt to prop up Bana
Was training Patroclus the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than training Patroclus. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are raising, educating and training a boy for at least 10 years solely so he can go and get ravaged by Hector. All the hard work you put into your brave little boy - teaching him the way of the sword, steeling his body for battle, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating him, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: his body was more enjoyable for the man that eventually fucked him in every hole.
Raised the perfect lover? Great. Who benefited? Hector got to fuck his tight boipussy. He gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.
You LITERALLY dedicated at least 10 years of your life simply to raise a boy for Hector to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically