How is the Corona virus treating you Yea Forums?

Very much a real guy.

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>Antarctica
I'm in Antarctica, well in a close island .

Who cares? More people die of the flu each year, the spread isn't that bad compared to other epidemics like bird and swine flu, and the recovery to death ration is no where near as bad as what was originally reported. Seriously it's just fear mongering at this point.

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Your information is out of date. Its getting worse.

Luckily it isn't in my continent

Nothing yet.

Can God-damn-guarantee I'll get it sooner or later though.

Don't we have enough borderline off-topic threads already? There's usually a spirited coronavirus thread going on at /int/, if you're interested

I am curious how bad does it have to get in SK before animated show production begins to take a hit.

Have those dog-murdering fuckers in Yulin been hit hard by this? Please tell me those pricks got some karmic retribution.

I feel awful saying that, but I feel worse seeing what they did to those poor puppers.

I live in Seoul and my job is getting two new hires next week from Daegu. If you've been following the news, you'll understand why I'm fucked.

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Kids today don't know Welliam Hung. I am old now.

>prefers another Miko or Spinel thread over a thread that brings people together to talk about something potentially life threatening

What the fuck happened to Yea Forums dude?

How to not die,Yea Forums?

don't touch your face
that's what I do and I hAVEN'T OTEN SICK IN YEARS

Wash your hands

Don't go outside
Just stay inside
Forever

Shit, that's awful. Is anyone else around concerned? Are they doing something about it?

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It’s only in California right now so I don’t have much to be worried about

The best advice is to just stay away from asian people.

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no, stay away from rich whites who might have gone to italy on holiday

Don't eat bat soup

Well, I'm a foreigner and the two new hires are too so I think we're all hoping they were not connected with the Korean church where the super spreading incident occurred. I have a mask and hand sanitizer and we technically shouldn't even be working next week because of the govt mandate. I'm not too thrilled anyway since I sit next to one of the new hires in the office and will most likely have to shake hands and help them.

Worse case scenario: I get sick and sue my job for reckless endangerment. I'm pretty healthy so I hopefully shouldn't die even if I catch something.

No. Stay away from EVERYONE

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1. Get a face mask
2. Use hand sanitizer often
3. Stay away from large crowds
4. Keep your immunity system up

I come to Yea Forums for comics and cartoons. If you want to talk about something else, go to another board

They still need to kill them to get their chopsticks going apparently, so don't count your tigers yet.

This. Corona now is spreading 6 times as fast as the flu does, and it has a lethality rate of 14%. China's whole economy is tanking and they're killing the infected and skewing information is a desperate attempt to stay afloat.
Epidemiologists all around the world agree that in two months half of the world will be infected, and at least 10% will be dead due to Corona.
If you're not buying enough food and water to last for the months of chaos you'll soon have to endure, you're a fool.

Lucky

>Yea Forums talking about Yea Forums
>everything goes to shit within 15 posts

>Yea Forums talking about /news/
>people genuinely giving input about their perspective on things

Yea Forums hasn't been Yea Forums since 2011 cause it's shit. Accept it.

Make the virus your bitch and make yourself immune through sheer force of will

>and it has a lethality rate of 14%.
Proofs?

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If you’re young and have no pre-existing medical conditions you’ll be okay, your odds of survival are high.

I'm a UMass Bostons student and I'm waiting for symptoms to start showing.

He's only telling a half truth, the lethality of it being 14 percent only applies to 80+ year olds while it's only 0.2 percent to those who are 10-39 years of age, you'll definitely live

I'm fine.

>he lives on a continent

I play with spray paint, I already have a respiratory and a box of rice. If things become post apacolyptic around here I'll start the Adeptus Mechanicus IRL with gas masks and red robes.

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Why should I care about meme-flu when it only kills baby boomers?

>By 1990 half of all Americans will have AIDS

>colored eye contacts
Pathetic

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Which Island?

>Antarctica
I'm gonna need you to come in for a check-up, user

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If I told you, you would move and shit my corner.

Listen here ,I want to enjoy this board.
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>he doesn't realize this is the Yea Forumsronavirus board

It's all right. One more episode and they'll stop showing up on the page.

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Just don't do it
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>If you're not buying enough food and water to last for the months of chaos you'll soon have to endure, you're a fool.
Bought a ton of groceries today. Plan to keep buying more daily until it hits.

~30% (+-5%) if the Italian numbers are accurate. I don't have anyone else to point this out at so you fuckers stay safe okay?

I'm just worried how everything will turn out in the end, i'm really not in the mood for riots and living in mad max

I'm more worried about the chaos and how this is going to effect shipping and access to necessities, than the virus itself.

this. holy shit I can't take you fucking faggots freaking out about nothing anymore, just get your fucking ass educated and say your grandpa good bye

Falklands or South Georgia?

I think this is the scariest part about all this. This could be the end of civilization as we know it, and yet we'll still be going to work until it hits, movie studios will keep hyping up projects until they all have to forcefully close heir doors, and the current White House will claim everything is fine.

My biggest fear is that I'll be in my house for a few months for the quarantine and then my electricity and water go out. Then summer hits and there's no way I can get air conditioning. It's fucking mortifying and the scariest thing is that nobody is thinking this is a possibility. People are expecting "Oh, I'll be stuck inside for a few days, then go back to work again". This is probably going to cause an absolute panic when the electric, gas and water stop working.

Remember when SARS, the birdflu and that third thing I forgot the name of killed us all? Me neither. It's all the same bullshit all over again, the same lies, the same fear mongering. Corona itself probably doesn't exist, it may very well be just pure fiction.

All of this has happened before and it's on par with the flu. Nothing is happening. It's all media hype.

Thing is, Corona has hit California, Washington and Oregon. Hell, Italy and Iran are majorly being infected. Unlike those other ones you listed, this one has escaped China. Acting like it's not an issue is probably going to be the worst thing to do.

>Epidemiologists all around the world agree that in two months half of the world will be infected, and at least 10% will be dead due to Corona.
Jesus Christ dude calm down, your vastly blowing the seriousness of this out of the water. Unless you are extremely old, a child, or have pre-existing respiratory issues you really have nothing to worry about even if you catch the virus. Trying to incite panic isn't going to help either, take the same precautions you would for any other illness and don't act like some crazed doom day prepper.

The birdflu was all across Europe and it was a nothing. This whole thing is just a big scam designed to trick people into buying bullshit and being afraid, so that they could be more easily manipulated by their governments.

All of this has been seen before. Just like SARS, just like the birdflu, and just like the ebola that was "going to kill us all" a few years back it is all bullshit. Why are people still falling for it?

Again, I spray paint so I tackled 2 birds with one stone.

>work in a casino with a lot of Asian patrons
Pray for me, anons.

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yeah I don't think looking like a group of cultist is a good idea.

>Buy random biotech stock at $19
>They shoot up $50 the next day
>Wait too long and it tanks a bit
>End up selling at $39
>My face

Carona is treating me pretty well. I made about $200 bucks from that one.

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Post pics of the hole leading to the hollow earth
I'll also accept pyramid pics

I wonder where he is now

>Use hand sanitizer often
absolutely do not do this, wash your hands often with NON antibacterial soap, we don't need a medicine resistant strain developing.

Kek!

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what can $200 even do, buy you 3 new video games? stocks are worthless to do unless you get at least thousands of dollars back, or tens of thousands, or hundreds of thousands, or millions, etc. only getting back 200 isnt worth it at all, thats like a little less than 1 day of working a job

Do we need to have this thread on every board?

>surprised a global pandemic that is effecting everyone and everything is being discussed

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>only getting back 200 isnt worth it at all, thats like a little less than 1 day of working a job
I wish I had your job.

Any Alaska bros in here?
Here's the plan:

stock up on supplies, 'hole up, get comfy, have a warm cup of cocoa, and wait for all this to blow over. hopefully it will work

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It doesnt affect trannies, because they're going to kill thenselves before the corona virus does.

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Damn, dude. Calm down. You gotta start somewhere. I haven't invested in anything before so getting $200 off of just some random stock is pretty neat.

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I'm an white male, aged 18-35. I'm going to be fine. Unfortunately the majority of Yea Forums is under 18 now, so you're all fucked.

Kept me employed enough to buy a switch via temp agency, local distribution warehouse for masks went into overdrive, no more is coming in though because Winnie blocked mask exports.

No one here are Chinese nationals or when to China since 1946 so I'm ok. We have no mandarins mostly Cantonese from Hong Kong. Civilised people

You can start counting people that have been to Italy too.

Not that you're wrong, but Italy's entire problem is the invaders from niggerland all carrying the virus with them from their gook overlords.
We here about a hundred cases here and there in 1st world countries that actually test for it, so Africa is likely to at least be in the tens of millions by now.

Not gonna lie, pretty good Ben.

just drink lots of water and be yourself, you'll be fine

With societal collapse on the horizon, we gotta start back up some how?

Koreans would give anything to be white.

>everyone else wants to be white
>whites want to be black

Only cringy sjw americans

Just got through 5 days of flu, won't have to return to work til Monday.
Was not fun.
>mf during

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>have been quarantined as patient zero of a localized outbreak of a disease before
>really don't want it to happen again
It's not even the staying home. It's the worrying about if you infected anyone you know before you were quarantined. How will you face mutual friends and/or relatives if they die? You'll have effectively killed them. Shit's haunting as fuck.

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>China In A Bull Shop
Bretty good

>Italy plays its local divegrass games in audience-less stadiums
>piles onto tourist buses to pack into French divegrass games
Italians, the worst, or still the Greeks?

Continue not going outside.

>unless you live in an apt building, then kiss your ass goodbye anyway.

Looking at his official site he's a motivational speaker now.

>All of this has happened before
Previous outbreaks of disease were either contained before they went pandemic, not as infectious, or not as deadly, as the current virus. This probably won't be Spanish Flu, but it's going to be a fuckton worse than HIV or the seasonal flu if countermeasures fail and it isn't stopped by weather or mutation into a less lethal form. The world hasn't faced something like this in decades.

But hey, at least there aren't millions of idiots running around that view reporting about the virus as politically motivated fake news and will therefore disregard pubic health advice as fear-mongering. And thank fuck we aren't in a highly contentious election year or something with large public rallies in major cities happening on a regular basis and people going door to door as part of get out the vote efforts.

And what would be worse on top of all of that would be if this were a census year or something so there's even MORE people going door to door.

Thankfully that isn't the case.

I find that if I have a glass of water before going to bed, and have some cereal with my morning cup of coffee, along with some sort of fruit to restore electrolytes. some toast, and some Vitamin C and B Complex, I don't suffer much of a hangover.

>tfw no corona on my country yet

If you would't stop posting /pol/ stuff in here Yea Forums board. Then by the power invested in me. I now pronounce you Incel and Simp!

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On the positive side, Trump has fucked up the census, so it might not go off after all.

It's a great idea. Now is as good a time as any to worship the omnissiah

I thought taking censuses was racist because a country shouldn't be allowed to know who's living in it

Census is still going to happen. No citizenship question. Trump got BTFO in court.
What was racist was trying to put a citizenship question into the census with the explicit purpose of depressing responses from immigrants worried about deportation to make whiter areas with less immigrants appear as if they have a larger share of the population than they do, increasing their representation. It also directly fucking sabotages the primary purpose of the fucking census outlined in the Constitution, find a count of how many people are in the country.

So it's not that the country shouldn't be allowed to know who's living in it, but that that shit is far less important than and gets in the way of the actual god damn count and the guy that proposed the change FUCKING SAID AS MUCH which is why when SCOTUS asked if the Trump administration had an actual legit reason for asking the question that wasn't this racist anti-constitutional bullshit, the Trump admin's lawyers came up with jack shit.

Why would a legal immigrant be worried about deportation?

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>Why would a legal immigrant be worried about deportation?
Same reason a Republican would be worried about FEMA camps. Some people just don't trust the government.

>mental gymnastics
>the guy that designed the policy explicitly said he was designing the policy to increase white representation
>Trump's lawyers already got BTFO in court for that exact fucking reason
>mental gymnastics
Yeah, you don't get to accuse the other side of being paranoid after you confess.

Well user, it turns out that anyone with any knowledge of history knows that bad things tend to happen in internment camps.
Bad things don't tend to happen if you ask someone if they're a legal immigrant or not.
I don't think you're properly putting yourself in their shoes. If you obtained a legal work permit to live in another country, going through all the proper channels with documentation to boot, and a government official asked you "Are you a citizen of this country?", would your reaction be to not comply with your host country?

>/pol/ stuff
How is healthcare and safety /pol/ again?

>Bad things don't tend to happen if you ask someone if they're a legal immigrant or not.
The question wasn't if you're a legal immigrant or not. It was if you're a citizen or not.

And that question has preceded MANY a bad thing historically. If you need a recent example, I refer you to what India's about to do to their Muslim population.

>LAWS ARE IMPORTANT
>except when trump is breaking them then wtf these laws are in the way!
Make up your mind. Trump was asking for something unconstitutional. Get over it.

>If you need a recent example, I refer you to what India's about to do to their Muslim population.
You mean "absolutely nothing, besides not allowing illegals to become citizens"?

I don't get it.
What is so horrendously outrageous about asking someone if they're a citizen or not, in a study designed to inform the government about basic metrics of various aspect of their country's population?

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>You mean "absolutely nothing, besides not allowing illegals to become citizens"?
Has fuck all to do with illegals. The vast majority of India's lower class have no documents proving citizenship out of simple poverty. And they fucking know that which is why they're exempting all the millions of non-Muslims from the ensuing concentration camps.

They said the same thing about Sars. The only people its killing is old people. THis is just a flu with a name so the Media can jerk itself off for clicks over the fear mongering. You're better off catching it and getting it over with like the fucking cold.

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Why are Muslims in India in the first place? Aren't they the entire reason why Pakistan was created?

>What is so horrendously outrageous about asking someone if they're a citizen or not, in a study designed to inform the government about basic metrics of various aspect of their country's population?
It's designed to get in the way of the finding out the most basic metric, how many people there are. Literally the only metric the census is actually constitutionally required to measure.

user already answered that:

>Why are Muslims in India in the first place?
They conquered most of the subcontinent hundreds of years ago and never moved out because religions generally don't disappear from a region without violent purges (hence India being about to do a violent purge).

>It's designed to get in the way of the finding out the most basic metric, how many people there are.
But they also ask about age, race, sex, and even if you have a mortgage or are renting.
I mean, one of the questions is literally "Are you of Hispanic, Latino or Spanish origin?"
So what is actually wrong with asking about their citizenship status?

>WAAAAA California and New York might lose Congressional seats

Good. The census should count CITIZENS, i.e. those who can vote, so voters can be accurately represented.

And let's not try to pretend the Democrats aren't doing everything in their power to guarantee a future 1 party state, what with pushing out the electoral college, opposing any voter ID legislation, trying to automatically sign up anyone with a driver's license to vote (including illegals), and increasing Congressional representation with more immigrants.

Oh, this makes a lot more sense than whatever that other user was saying.

Someone give me the actual rundown if I live in bumfuck midwest America

>So what is actually wrong with asking about their citizenship status?
The explicit anti-constitutional intent. Had they actually had a good fucking reason for doing it, they actually could have done it. SCOTUS even said if they actually had a good fucking reason for doing it they could continue the case as long as it didn't look like something they came up with after the fact to justify their shit. The DoJ declined to pursue the case further after their loss.

>Let's change what the purpose of something is to fit my totally not racist agenda
Just admit you don't care about the constitution otherwise you're just looking foolish.

Illegals are carrying the virus in from the southern border, and all of California is about to die off.

>Health crisis caused by consistent cuts to the system as well as poor use of human resources such as putting the man who caused an AIDS epidemic in charge of the entire thing
>MUH ILLEGALS

>and all of California is about to die off.
And that’s how I know it’s too good to be true

There's nothing racist about saying only citizens should count when it comes to awarding congressional seats.

China caused the AIDS epidemic?

>The census should count CITIZENS
So amend the fucking Constitution.
>what with pushing out the electoral college
Also pushing ranked choice voting which would help prevent 1 party rule.
>opposing any voter ID legislation
Because in person voter fraud isn't a thing and it's literally just designed to fuck people.
>trying to automatically sign up anyone with a driver's license to vote (including illegals)
Illegals aren't automatically signed up to vote, under driver's license voter registration systems, m8. The license illegals can get in California doesn't make them eligible for registering. Talk to any DMV officer. They're entirely separate systems.
>increasing Congressional representation with more immigrants
Most business owners (ie the people most responsible for flooding this country with immigrants for cheap labor) vote Republican.

Corona is just flu under a different name for trademark purposes of the inevitable "breakthrough medicine" that will be sold for it. I sincerely think so because I've seen the same media bullshit over these unremarkable diseases few times already. What strikes me as more significant is the baffling worship of "experts" and authority, AND the media that Americans blindly trust even after everything we've seen so far. And what we've seen is that the media is an utter fabrication.

There's also a fair chance all this "corona" garbage is just a massive smokescreen thrown by multiple if not all countries to test their ability to isolate and cut off vast amounts of the populace/cities. This in fact seems far more likely than this laughable overreaction to a flu, because in that case it's just an elaborate test run for future tyranny and suppression of revolts, which will inevitably engulf the West as it fractures internally between shitskins and actual people. Sadly, I doubt the people in charge are on the side of actual people. But that's all speculation.

The mess is further made... messier by the fact that to many kids and teens this is their first exposure to ye olde media hype and fear mongering, and they buy into it both due to inexperience with such things and because a fair number of them are suicidal and want to die, but are too cowardly to do it so they want to die "properly" with everyone else (this is de facto harmless, they'll grow out of it). However /pol/ is shilled to fuck with the corona psyop, so someone is obviously throwing money at it, trying to convince us that corona is a thing. The raped and violated corpse of /pol/, once the most significant and best board of Yea Forums, is now only useful to see what kind of psyop is being peddled. This has its sad merits, but the death of /pol/ signifies the end of the Internet as a viable platform for free discourse and showcases the fact that you will do and think as you are told, or else.

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Coronavirus isn't even a fucking type of flu.

You keep screaming "unconstitutional", but I see nothing about it that contradicts the 14th amendment; in fact, it would seem unconstitutional to NOT ask it, since the amendment repeatedly and specifically refers to "citizens".

>once the most significant and best board of Yea Forums
That’s like winning the gold medal at the special olympics

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It's serious business.

I was clearly implying that there might not even be a corona virus.

Heh, fair enough.

Actually I keep screaming anti-constitutional. As in it is directly intended to interfere with a particular part of the Constitution, specifically:
>Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed.

I don't recall ever bringing up the 14th amendment at all.

well, a few hours ago a case got reported within 15 minutes of here. i'll probably survive but in case i don't i just want to let you all know that i hate you and hope you die of the coronavirus

lukewarm take
a plague that cuts down on a few million people in certain countries is a good thing

Which part is that, then?

i certainly wont be sad to lose the boomers, which this disease seems to hurt the most. theyre mostly rightists

>counting the whole number of persons in each State
The guy that proposed the question explicitly said he was trying to make that count less accurate. This should go without saying but government can't deliberately fuck up its own duties.

I'm not really certain what good the Spanish Flu did.

No, I mean which specific part of the constitution is this, so that I can look up the whole part.

I'll give you a hint. You already brought it up.

So in my state there's only one reported infection BUT the patient had not travelled to any hot zones or been in contact with anyone who was documented to have been, either. Which means there's at least one, probably dozens more, people infected with covid-19 bumbling around my state unknowingly spreading the damn thing.

I literally just googled what he greentexted, it came up article 1 section 2, clause 3.

Fucking Christ you are a microcephalic in need of a spoonfeeding.

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Or its being transmitted through goods dispersed from China or some similar situation.

If you're Oregon, you're turbofucked cause they're a school worker. Children are spread disease worse than mosquitos.

It's actually Section 2 of the 14th Amendment's revision of Article 1 Section 2 clause 3. Maybe don't go so hard on the needy idiot.

Well if anything this might make citizens remember why borders work.

The Muslims got one thing right when banning pork for safety reasons, once a plague spreads a cross a trade route with several animals and people cramped together it always leads to a disaster, and that's what the world has pretty much become with it's day to day supply and demand chain.

Muslims fucked up by making it part of their religion given that you could gave just given pork better living conditions to prevent diseases, but it's still funny to think that in a retrograde way they got that one right, we were due for a pandemic since the first wave of immigrants into urbanized centers.

But you said it wasn't the 14th amendment.
Because everything after what you just cherry-picked very explicitly and specifically is referring to citizens.
>But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the Executive and Judicial officers of a State, or the members of the Legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such State, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such State.

i live in the woods already and it mostly kills the elderly but i'd prefer not to lose any family members so we'll just have to hope for the best

We gotta hope that either:

A. The virus dies from the spring weather

B. It becomes weaker and enough time for the vaccine to be made and released

If not, we're gonna be fucked, not world ending but this will be some real bad shit

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Nah, just keep the door shut.

don't be racist user

there's evidence that the virus can survive for a long time outside the body on non-metallic surfaces, which means it can get pushed around air vents. there's evidence of people being infected even in more-or-less closed apartments

>But you said it wasn't the 14th amendment.
No, I said I never mentioned the 14th amendment prior to that post. Certainly not the section you were quoting.

Also, the section you're now quoting only applies to people that have lost the right to vote, not people that never had it. It's also literally never been enforced. Which is a shame cause it'd assfuck all those red states feeding the prison industrial complex.

I'm sure that's what everyone on the Princess was told, too.

Except it's not. It's simply asking 'Are you a US citizen or not'.

Tell me, do you also defend the Second Amendment with such furor?

Ah, so you agree that all gun control should be rescinded in accordance with the Second Amendment?

And good for them.

No, you're full of horse shit. There's nothing constitutionally wrong with the government asking someone if they're a US citizen, this is done literally all the time for all manner of reasons. Also that just means that black voter turn out would drop.

The Second Amendment does not prevent gun control. You have a right to bear arms, what arms those are need to be defined otherwise you can call any weapon "an arm".

You're literally whining about what an actual court that is packed with people Trump himself either supports or handpicked have said. Do you realize how delusional you're being right now? Saying "nuh uh" is not an argument.

>It's simply asking 'Are you a US citizen or not'.
To reduce the response rate. They had the records of the guy that proposed the question and his communications with the Trump administration.

There is a fucking reason they fucking lost in court. Dude fucking confessed to deliberately attempting to sabotage government function.

>Tell me, do you also defend the Second Amendment with such furor?
Fuck yes I do. May issue is a crock of shit. That's a non sequitur though.

Like Trump's guilty plea to plundering his own Veteran's charities for personal uses, the True Believer dismisses these patently Fake Developments.

>There's nothing constitutionally wrong with the government asking someone if they're a US citizen
There's something wrong with the government taking any action [explicitly designed] to hinder a constitutionally mandated government function, no matter what that action is.

The guy behind the question keeled over and in the aftermath his daughter made his records public. They show the question was explicitly designed to fuck up the census response rate. And equally damning is that the Trump administration couldn't come up with an alternate explanation for its inclusion.

>To reduce the response rate.
Non-citizens shouldn't be counted when awarding congressional seats. That is blatantly unconstitutional.

I think I saw you on /int/.

>Non-citizens shouldn't be counted when awarding congressional seats. That is blatantly unconstitutional.
t. Person that has not read the Constitution.

Unless you're arguing non-citizens aren't persons. Which you probably are.

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The only thing that "fucks up the census count" is including non-citizens, which has apparently been happening by the tens of millions.

M8
Is about lowering the count for representation by excluding male citizens who have lost their right to vote by some mechanism or another. It as fuck all to do with the initial divvying out of representation which is based on the whole number of PERSONS of each state

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And on top of that it has never been enforced (but if it were, to be clear, it wouldn't involve non-citizens at all because they can't lose a right to vote they don't have).

Or to put it another way, by your logic of limiting the interpretation of persons to those who can be excluded from the count of persons, only male citizens would be people according to the Constitution.

I shouldn't need to explain why that's fucking stupid. Also beyond that there's the historical interpretation of persons in the Constitution going back to Article 1 Section 2 and the fact that legal documents like the Constitution repeat the same language when referencing the same thing and therefore wouldn't use persons and citizens separately if both meant the same.

There is no fucking universe where persons excludes non-citizens. This is settled as fuck law.

I mean, I can't think of a single time in history before where anyone was willing to turn their entire state into a homeless tent encampment of illegal spics for the sole purposes of gaining an extra congressional seat, so I'm not really surprised it hasn't come up until our current clown age.

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You can't think of a single time in history a state or states wanted a whole bunch of non-citizens to count for representation?

Really? Be honest. You failed US history, didn't you?

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what superhero could stop this?

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President Madagascar.

Looks like the citizenship question is a moot point since all the illegals will be dead in two weeks anyway.

This chart has a lot to do with spotty Chinese medical non-reporting/cover-ups.
Also the first 1000 or so who fell sick, everyone probably thought the gutter-oil mixture had been a little too "rich" that week.

>This chart has a lot to do with spotty Chinese medical non-reporting/cover-ups.
Wouldn't that imply that there are far more cases in reality than the chart suggests?

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Everyone says to buy groceries/supplies but what should I be buying?

Canned food, and those 50lb jugs of water.
Anything that will keep for a long time, and requires minimal preparation.

The water is unnecessary. This isn't that kind of disaster. The tap isn't going out or getting infected. You should stock up on the canned food though.

And toiletries, dish soap, detergent, and basic meds like pain killers/stomach meds/allergy meds. Basically anything you would run to a store for. You want to avoid public places if this goes south.

Also remember you can order shit online if you forget anything (though you might want to disinfect anything you receive and there will likely be shortages).

One thing you won't need is masks. Save your cash. Those are for people trying not to spread the illness, not people trying not to get it.

I think the point he's making is that it wasn't a huge explosion of cases out of nowhere like that plotting makes it seem.

/pol/ too

>This isn't that kind of disaster. The tap isn't going out or getting infected.
It most likely won't, but if it reaches the level of literally "INNAWOODS"-tier disaster, most public utilities (including water) likely won't be functioning.
I doubt it will reach that level in the US, but since user was asking about literally stocking up on food, I assume that's the threat level he's asking about.

Why is a pig and a chicken in there? Americans have those in their diet too.

Ours aren't usually green and rotting.

The pig is clearly pink.

Then it's clearly fine to include in your bat coronavirus stew.

Both points. It probably spread steadily, China basically HAS to admit to a few early cases like the dead physician and other professionals they intimidated. And at the same time, they aren't going to report on the dying "dregs of society" or actual inmates or the like, because it makes Emperor Xi look incompetent.

It's clearly not a stew dude, just a platter with dead animals on it.

>tfw grandmother makes hundreds of jars with spreads that can last you half a year
>everyone emptied every supermarket when the first confirmed case poped up a few days ago

Here in America, we consoom animals packed in together immoble in their own filth, dosed heavily with our most powerful antibiotics, which has been gradually rendering them useless as medicines for treatment.
This has only started to gradually reverse because of them damn zoomers.

youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

user, it's in 7 states. California just has the highest with 8 confirmed cases. It's also in Illinois, Washington State, Arizona, Texas, Massachusetts and Wisconsin.

Well, you're the expert, Chang.

It wasn't caused by bat soup. An infected bat peed on some intern at a bioresearch facility in Wuhan.

You don't need to be chinese to know what a stew is user. You just need to have the common sense that stew usually needs something deeper than a fucking plate as a container.

You know the population of your state doesn't just determine the number of electoral seats and representatives? It also determines how much federal funding a state is providing. Bloating your population numbers ensures your state is provided more government funding.

You've won, the whole "Chang" thing was just pic related.
Let him have some time to rebuild some of his dignity. He'll be bantering again in no time.

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lamo

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Funny that the "by far" most populous American States actually pay more back to the Fed than they take in per capita, while the most populous Trump Believer States take more from the Fed per capita. Funny that math.

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I mean, there were already a ridiculous number of reasons to hate the Chinese before they unleashed their bioweapon on the world.

I'm glad you said it for me; I wouldn't want to be racist on the blue board.

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They also have the most debt so there's that.

Yes but that's not debt attributed to Federal taxpayers. It's their own bonded debt.
Irrelevant to Red State's federal gibs.

>Come Again!

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There are some cases in San Antonio, Texas too. San Antonio is about an hour from Austin. It's really concerning because Austin has a huge homeless population and there are tent encampments. If they get sick, a lot of people could die because they don't have access to good medical care.

>homeless dying
Why is that a problem?

>If they get sick, a lot of people could die because they don't have access to good medical care.
They're probably illegals anyway, since Austin is a liberal shithole.

>Acting like it's not an issue is probably going to be the worst thing to do.
I'm sure Trump can find a way to do worse than nothing. Have a little faith in him, he's earned it.

Yeah because every other nation has proved they can handle the virus better?

Weird how nations with socialized health care literally have infinitely more coronavirus deaths than the U.S.

>I'm sure Trump can find a way to do worse than nothing. Have a little faith in him, he's earned it.

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This is going to be a fun decade.

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>Weird how nations with socialized health care literally have infinitely more coronavirus deaths than the U.S.
Give it a month.

The pope will die of coronavirus before anyone in the U.S. Does

I'm not Catholic and I'm not religious, but after watching Two Popes, the thought of him dying makes me sad.

>Brexit
>Trump exonerated
>Trump guaranteed win in November
>Countries finally enforcing their borders due to communist bioweapons
ye

Find any ancient civilisations?

Mild strains of the Spanish Flu still circulate today. If this thing mutates fast enough to evade eradication efforts by vaccines (in 18-24 months), doesn't become deadly enough to burn itself out with killing power (which it's nowhere near being able to do), and doesn't trigger long term immunity post infection (which reports suggest it doesn't) and spread fast enough to choke itself out, it will just become a fixture of society.

I'd bet my social security number that you're wrong. WHO doesn't want to call it yet, but it's already broken containment and gone pandemic. The long incubation time and ability to cause mild cases indistinguishable from a cold are going to give it legs to get around in any country it wants. It's already loose in the USA in a few states for sure which means deaths are only a matter of time. Once you lose track of a disease, you can't put the genie back in the bottle without complete transportation shutdowns which aren't going to happen.

Pretty much this.
What retards don't seem to understand is that a virus that kills you instantly isn't actually very much of a threat, because you're fucking dead, and can no longer be transmitted in any country that isn't fucking retarded.
An incubation period of two weeks means that an untold number of people will be infected before patient zero even fucking knows that they had it.

>Brexit
>Countries finally enforcing their borders due to communist bioweapons
So what you're saying is the UK's economy is turbofucked? Nothing like a fucking pandemic to make trade negotiations a low as fuck priority.
>Trump guaranteed win in November
Eh it's not unusual for world leaders to get sick during pandemics. Doubly so when it's an attention whore surrounded by sycophants that won't stop him from surrounding himself with as many crowds as possible and he has to schmooze everyone he can cause it's an election year. Trump's old as fuck and completely out of shape. He gets this shit and we're looking at Pence on the ticket and he won't be winning any popularity contests at that point if his boss dies by the disease he was supposed to be stropping.

Although if I were Pence, I'd deliberately expose myself and try to get Trump sick. He'd only have like a 2% chance of dying if that, while Trump would be several times that and if he croaks Pence would get to be president just long enough for the fame and influence without having to get the blame for anything but killing Trump.

>So what you're saying is the UK's economy is turbofucked? Nothing like a fucking pandemic to make trade negotiations a low as fuck priority.
Less fucked than the EU importing the entire population of disease ridden Africans.

>Trump exonerated
lmao?

Alright you keep beating that strawman buddy.

IM COOFING

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>lmao?
Yes. Not sorry that your pathetic coup didn't work out.

This isn't rocket science.
China has been colonizing Africa for over a decade.
Italy and Greece are the two main migrant routes from Africa.
Africa's health standards are significantly less than literally eating shit.
Both countries are getting completely fucked by the corona virus.

So no, you don't actually care about the Constitution, but you don't want criminals to be found out.

Horseshit of the highest order. You're claiming it's illegal for the government to ask someone if they're a citizen or not, and that's just fucking bullshit because that's fucking implicit in practically every time you interact with the federal government.

t. green card holder living in the US.

No, it's not turbofucked at all. The EU's major economies are going to take a huge fucking blow though because guess who buys their shit?

>You're claiming it's illegal for the government to ask someone if they're a citizen or not
No. Of course not. I'm claiming it's illegal for the government to mandate someone tell them if they are a citizen under penalty of law without a rational basis for believing doing so serves a legitimate government purpose and that SABOTAGING constitutionally mandated government activity is NEVER a legitimate government purpose.

By law, motive is an element of the lawfulness of ALL government activity. The motive here was explicitly anti-constitutional in the words of the person planning the activity, so the activity was unlawful.

This isn't fucking difficult.

Watch him remove inheritance so that when people die, their property and money go directly to him.

The EU depended way more on the U.K.'s economy than the U.K. Ever depended on the EU.

What fairy tale is this?

I'm scared for my parents, they're asthmatics, they are an easy target for coronavirus fatalities.

>when
Even in Wuhan the water and power are still on

Take care of yourself and your family dutchfriend

Apparently facial hair helps spreading and catching the disease a lot easier.
I'm not losing my handlebar.

Same, my mom is constantly short of breath and worse yet she's afraid of hospitals and won't go unless she's basically dying.

except thats fucking wrong

UK was one of the bigger benefactors of the EU

Corona Virus is now in California. I hope they wipe that shitty state.

Well because it's a fucking lie by the government to trick you into injecting brain altering chemicals they will claim is a vaccination like all their other past bullshit attempts at doing this.

coronavirus spam threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/3 >>>/global/rules/4 >>>/global/rules/10 and >>>Yea Forumsrules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
sys.4channel.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=113385741

Uh how about you like GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH!

you misspelled Greece.

My Study Abroad trip to Rome for Spring Break got cancelled because of it yesterday, so I’m pissed.

To be honest, there's probably coordinated misinformation campaigns going on. Not to cite a specific interest doing it - could be anything from assholes on Discord to national governments, but at this point it's cynical and safe to imagine every major "thing" you see here or on social media is being engineered by someone trying to fuck with online dialogue.

>every event I want to go to gets cancelled
Fuck China and fuck the CPC and Mao.
>we'll be able to feed everyone through this system
Yeah, so much food and such a great life that people started to eat any living thing they could find, ingraining it for generations to come which probably resulted in the spread of this horseshit.

I'm having a flu right now
Can't tell if its Corona or not
I'm not in agonizing pain and I only cough when I'm awake

*dabs on ur dilator*

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My friends are all super worried, and I am too to an extent. But no one I know has it yet. I'm mostly worried for a friend of mine who's teaching for the year in Korea.

So far, so good in Florida. Helps that the warmer climate will likely make it less susceptible. The influx of future Florida Man headlines will be interesting.

eat a dick

I hope it kills a lot of people so I have less competition in life
It's not going to affect nests like me

OH LIKE A BULL MARKET
AND THE SAYING IS 'BULL IN A CHINA SHOP'
AND CHINA IS A COUNTRY

Yes.

This
Is this real?
Can it infect the water?

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Based penguinanon

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>The pope will die of coronavirus before anyone in the U.S.
Well that only took a few hours.
>First death from coronavirus in the United States confirmed in Washington state, officials say

No. This is gonna be bad, but not that bad.

All very real, people woulsnt get worried over nothing. Dont know if it infects water yet, but it does last quite a while on the air specially inside metal tubes. So any places with buildings with ventilation systems have to be very wary of the infected, lest they allow them to infect everyone else inside.

They'll sacrifice even more children for the pope before he dies

Well, I'm trinking it.

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>people woulsnt get worried over nothing.
Y2K would like to have a word with you.

For political comics/humor that's a decent joke.

Has someone checked on the Pope?

Yet they don’t faggot, Africa barely has any cases, stop blaming them because your country lacks the ability to put in place the necessary constraints

>Rapunzel's from the Corona kingdom
kek. took me a second to get it.

>people woulsnt get worried over nothing
It doesn't even matter because media profiteers off of manipulating perception

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Just because they aren't confirmed doesn't mean they aren't there. Test kits have been limited for a while

They've been calling it a nothing burger for a while.

Or 2012

Depends on the media. Italy is 100% promoting panic by trying to make it seem like grocers are selling out everywhere.

I completely forgot about all the retarded doomer shit in 2012. That stuff didn't even have any logic to it other than "the mayan calendar ends in 2012!"

Considering how much the virus spread there I'd hazard to guess there is a lot of panic buying going on

Did anyone actually believe in that. Sure one or two crazies but most people just seemed to meme it

It wasn't Chinese. Bill Gates patened the Coronavirus 8 years ago.

The 2012 scaremongering gave my sister nightmares about the end of the world and genuinely made her terrified over nothing.

Seething wannabe mod BTFO

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>Diemen
>die men
You dead, pal

oh god the "report this person for me" faggot is back from the dead.

Lmao
More alarmist shit. Hope you get ebola

Same here, it will be interesting to see how this turns out for a country with a population density worse than China.

desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page/

I am harmless. Carry on as usual, global citizenry.

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Coronavirus is going to purge this world of subhumans like you

Each board is allowed one meta thread and this is our meta thread

shit design desu

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Stupid bootlicking janny jr. bastard. How about you fuck off back to your waifu thread.

why the fuck are you acting like you're doomed
they've obviously contained the patient now

isn't South Korea working on containing the patients

I unironically hate the fuck out of people who are looting supplies with the news of coronavirus like this is the apocalypse. It's only like 60 people out of millions in the United States

That means nothing because there are most likely still asymptomatic people out there spreading it. Not that I care, I just stay inside and watch Yea Forums stuff.

They better quarantine those fucking states. Especially in California. Fuck them and fuck those feminists, libtards, and left-wingers.

but then all your favorite pieces of animation go out of production

To be fair the number of infected might be more because there are some that don't even show symptoms but nevertheless you are right.

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>They better quarantine those fucking states. Especially in California.
>ONE MONTH LATER

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>It's only like 60 people out of millions in the United States
>mfw
(zoomie won't get this)

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Thats how I felt today when I ate out, too
I brought sanitizer and used napkins to handle the salt and pepper, but thats assuming everyone else was being hygienic while cooking and serving

>only
Okay, so that's the end of that! Thanks, Chang!

why are you pretending that cali of all places isnt the first one thats going to chimp out into anarchy

Literally one of the greatest movie openers of all time. I had to go watch it again myself, and I've seen this crazy movie 50 times.
youtube.com/watch?v=cyM4me-h3JM

at least from what we know it's 60
could be more who could have developing symptoms but even then it could be like 100 out of millions

>Calarts
Good riddance.

>Implying
Cu.ckfornia will be the ones begging to find medicine. Because all those fags do is cry about toxic masculinity.

Any State with massive cities is going to have an order issue, but Cali has infrastructure.
I imagine most flyovers (I'm currently in Missourah_ will curl up in their gun vaults and let Jesus take the wheel because their broke-ass States will pop up a dozen coleman tents next to the Armory, and that's about all.

It gave me nightmares too, but I was like, what, a retarded 11 year old?

Im actually against voter ids like im against firearm licenses

Those are supposed to be rights that are protected, not granted. I shouldnt have to have an id to cast my vote, nor am I supposed to apply for a license for my self defense

at least you didnt go to the carnaval in Tilburg

>this
>"WWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I'M DYING! PLEASE GIVE ME THE CURE!"
>male doctor gives them the cure
>"Thank you! You pig!"
California needs to die off.

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tl;dr

Based China proving it's the worst place ever by fucking over the whole world

Yeah because publicly shaming/ beating the fuck out of people for not wearing masks and calling them dogs is a great response, plus dumping people still alive into mass graves is a perfect method to secure the people’s trust but don’t forget they knew about this for months and could’ve done something but chose to just silence anyone who tried to say anything

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Who cares if this is TL;DR
give this to the CDC and the WHO now
the sooner they know this, the faster Coronavirus is cured

>bogaloomers go from gun grabbing fearmongering to doomsday pandemic preppers
Just so you guys know, stress weakens your immune system, alongside paranoia and a lack of sleep.
Get good sleep, drink juice, workout and don't overwork yourself and you'll be fine, its fine to be cautious but don't go full retard.
although to be in character I'd have to spit Chinese rhetoric, remember the population control episode?

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>live in CT
>paranoid as fuck about it after it was found in Boston
>got fired recently due to bullshit
>never thought I'd be happy about losing my job but now don't have to leave my house for a while and don't have to deal with alcoholics anymore

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>you're already infected
so over 8 billion cases of coronavirus confirmed?

pretty sure "you're already infected" is referring to infected people in Asia reading this

>Yeah because publicly shaming/ beating the fuck out of people for not wearing masks and calling them dogs is a great response
Yes.
Fuck communism, you retarded tranny.
Close the borders now.

Y2K wasnt nothing. It took significant amounts of work by a shitload of programers to ensure that no systems went haywire

Y2K-tier bugs happen every day.
You'd shit yourself if you knew how shitty the code is that runs so many aspects of society.

>you're already infected
you're referring to Asians who aren't infected right?

I laughed when I heard that that one cult church is behind all the main cases. Korean messianic cults are so weird.

It's funny you think anyone would read all that shit, tripfag

What the fuck are you talking about?

This. old/co/ wasn't bad by any stretch of the word, but it wasn't really significant. It was just another hobby board in a sea of hobby boards.

>Y2K-tier bugs happen every day
Factually incorrect.
Y2K tier bugs happened precisely once. 12:00:00 AM 01/01/2000

what descriptor should I use in place of "tier" to imply different causes but similarly damaging symptoms or outcomes?

>200 isnt worth it at all, thats like a little less than 1 day of working a job

Where the fuck do you work?

How do you buy and sell?
Do you have to call some coked out guy screaming on the floor of the NYSE?

Nice try, Corona-chan.

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A job that pays 25 bucks an hour it seems.

You must watch a lot of youtubers

So I get banned for wojaks being "off-topic" but this thread that has nothing to do with comics or cartoons gets to survive 300+ posts

Shit like this is why phoneposting exists. Because why the fuck would I follow rules that are never enforced

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Robin Hood app, my dude. As far as I can tell it's on the up-and-up and pretty easy to use. It requires a lot of personal information, and that's a little scary, but the app itself is legitimate. I'm not wealthy enough to buy coke let alone a man who is currently on the stuff.

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South korean here. Our economy is fuked since our liberal president keeps sucking chinese dick

I know power levels are a bit cliche, but you can't tell me the moment where it overtook Sars wasn't hype as fuck.

>Get aids
>Get aids medication from a bunch of doctors
>Don't tell them you are seeing multiple doctors or it won't work
>Take it all at once

>It requires a lot of personal information
hmmm
I'll have to research further.

As an aside, you ever wonder if we really need the stock market?
I mean its useful as a method of transferring money between private parties and corporations.
But so much of it is completely imaginary numbers and trillions of dollars in hypothetical currency.
Fiat currency is one thing, but supposed future money? Gambling of the highest order.
Crashes are inevitable.
Could society just not so that to itself?

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We probably could, but we're obviously not gonna.
I mean the time to do it probably would've been the first time most the bankers killed themselves and everyone almost starved to death, but we didn't. Now we've got a real fucking monster on our hands, how do you just dismantle that beast especially when the people that have the power to do it are probably profiting them most from it?

>not too old
>not too young
>also no other pre existing conditions
as we know there are only 10 people in the entire world that fit in one of these 3 categories

>your shitty cartoon
vs
>spanish flu-nu

It's making my mother very worried about me because I'm in L.A. and she's in Florida and that puts me closer, in her mind, to China.

Personally I'm only worried if it gets into the homeless population in skid row. If that happens they'll have to send in the sterilizer squads.

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HURR DURR ME LIVE IN TRAILER SO SMART GUH HURGH SHIT IN MOUTH TRUMP

Jump up your own ass and die freak

You can't really shut it down for maintenance.
I wish it were simple as a car engine. But the parts are people.
The only way to fix it is gradual replacement with more responsible people.
Or you know, TOTAL ANARCHY.
Douse it with gas and watch it burn.
But not actually cause complete global financial collapse would result in millions of deaths.

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>Was reading a Hellstar Ramina storytime on Yea Forums or Yea Forums
>Theophany's Majoras Mask Remix album was about to drop, and was listening to this while waiting for the timer to drop to zero.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZbR5WcyWl18

Shit was cash.

It gives me an excuse to telecommute. Hopefully I can leverage this into telecommuting many times a week for the end of days.

California is one of the few states that isn't a complete laughing stock right now.
It's the richest one in the union and has consistently innovated technology for decades.
If any state could be forgotten about, it would be Alabama. It's still stuck in the 70s.

Your president is a failure, user. Posting Wojacks isn't going to change that fact.

Luckily I haven't got it yet thanks to my anti-social behavior and trapping myself in my apartment playing vidya and jerking it all day.

>Your president is a failure, user. Posting Wojacks isn't going to change that fact.

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IS THAT... WOJACK?!

>IS THAT... WOJACK?!

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Kek. I don't know why anons get so upset over wojack. I've always found him to be pretty neat. I don't have a lot of edits in my folder because I'm quite new and a little on the older side (will be turning 53 next week). I really enjoy this site because it's a safe place for freedom of speech and traditional values. I don't understand why Trump gets so much hate despite improving this country for the better. Most of the bad things people say about him are bullsh*t anyways. XD

based boomer

>Kek. I don't know why anons get so upset over wojack. I've always found him to be pretty neat. I don't have a lot of edits in my folder because I'm quite new and a little on the older side (will be turning 53 next week). I really enjoy this site because it's a safe place for freedom of speech and traditional values. I don't understand why Trump gets so much hate despite improving this country for the better. Most of the bad things people say about him are bullsh*t anyways. XD

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No cases in my country. But it's makes me kinda paranoid feels like government hiding something.

I am harmless and contained. Carry on citizens of the world.

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>that picture
>we are a beacon of diversity. Look at all our white females staff
Silly burgers

I'm already in her loving embrace bros. Achey like I fell off a fast truck, shivering, barely able to eat, throat ragged.
I think she and I are just gonna lay down for a while....again....

This shit is so mad contagious that we're starting to not even know where people got it from. Chances are a massive percentage of the population are already infected and are in the incubation period.

Are you me?

..but it’s a virus not bacteria

No, it's an NPC

just don't be hypochondriac

Nice

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The personal info RH requires is the same that any online brokerage needs. Thanks SEC.
One of the main criticisms of it is how they occasionally have lag in filling your orders. But it's still an exceedingly accessible and understandable platform for people to get their feet wet with stock trading.

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This looks better

I hope it whips out the west.

>Pops the economic bubble
>Destroys Trump's reelection
>Kills off boomers and weak people
>Fixes the world's demographics
>Pollution problem solved
>Homeless problem solved

Based China is fixing this planet one bio-weapon at a time.

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Is warm there?

>Destroys Trump's reelection
How so?

Only western boomers will die because they are vegetables. eastern boomers are stronger than rocks.

>I don't get why anons get so upset over wojak
Because it's a lazy way of avoiding arguments that you can't easily win?

Because everyone's shitting themselves about a pandemic and he's talking about Wall St. stocks and shares.

Because the global economy is fucked. Trump supporters will say goodbye to their 401ks.

China is helping us finally Purge the boomers. How much more based could they be?

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Die

>China is helping us finally Purge the boomers. How much more based could they be?
It's a double edged sword. Look at Italy. All the old fucks traveled abroad while infected and spread it to the enitre continent and beyond.
We have 3 cases on people in their 20s because one old guy came here to pay his wife's taxes and went to party in 4 towns.

>Because the global economy is fucked. Trump supporters will say goodbye to their 401ks.

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>Because it's a lazy way of avoiding arguments that you can't easily win?

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dumb penguinposter

>Virus is dormant for two weeks before symptoms begin to show but is still contagious
By the time you can tell if somebody has the virus they've most likely already spread it. This is why so many places with major outbreaks have gone into complete lockdown.

I should've went to the CBRN defense course.

The virus is harmless to 20 year olds.

That still didn't stop almost everyone here from going apeshit and empty every sumpermarket thinking the end of days is upon us.

Fuck off MIGAtard. This virus is a gift from God to cleanse the world of the weak. Trump is fucked.

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>Fuck off MIGAtard. This virus is a gift from God to cleanse the world of the weak. Trump is fucked.

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Bernie is no better. Your only hope is Buttigieg. Too bad Gabbard is over.

NPC is a wojak edit

>NPC is a wojak edit

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jesus shut the fuck up you pompous ballcock

Isn't that just Toga from My Hero

>The raped and violated corpse of /pol/, once the most significant and best board of Yea Forums
>once the most significant and best board of Yea Forums

I'm going to hit you. And I don't know when I'm going to stop.

Oh look, it's the Slav tripfag.

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>Slav
>calling other people 'subhuman'

okay untermensch

Reminder that Hitler hated Slavs almost as much as Jews.

Stop drinking the /pol/ doomsday koolaid dude.

I'll just left this here

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What site?

This whole thing will die down by June and we'll all laugh at you for being such a doomer.

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It's in Florida but they're refusing to report it.

No reports = no virus

I live in PA. Haven't heard of any cases in this state yet. I feel kinda ill, but that's probably due to the weather here being inconsistent as fuck.

Ugh, it'll be in the northeast any day now...

Noice! I bought stock in a gold mining company thinking the gold price should shoot up sharply in 3 months or so.

am i at risk if i no longer have my spleen?

>inb4 florida man contracts virus voluntarily and travels worldwide in 2 weeks

>tfw Boco will get infected
Noo

Thats good though.

Worst case scenario, I'm infertile. Best case...I'm dead.

If you get infected, please go to southern Turkey. And while you're at it, shake hands with Erdogan.

Thing is nobody heals because of re-infection.
It hides in the gut biome.
Herpes never goes away
Chicken pox turns into syphilis
HIV turns into AIDS

Once you have the virus, you'll keep getting reinfected until you die from organ failure. Hope for a vaccine, pray for a cure.

How cute, you think I would not welcome death.

Didn't Trump literally call it a hoax then canceled like, flights to Iran, Italy, and South Korea?

Same nigga, where you at

Is there anyone in this thread who would not welcome Boco's death?
That doesn't have him filtered into silence, that is.

Is it killing niggers?

Oh boy, I got shingles this week. Why the fuck hasn't medical science figured out what triggers this shit, or a decent treatment? You get the chickenpox, then it stays in your spinal cord forever until shingles decides to flair up for zero reason whatsoever

I had those once. Hope you like scratching itches.

Shingles isn't supposed to itch, and mine don't. It's more painful and sensitive. Nothing you can do but let it run its course. It's not a big deal unless it forms around your eye or someone you know is vulnerable to the virus.

No, it doesn't now. But once its over, the spot where you got them will itch for over a year.

No, most of Yea Forums is still alive

>will itch for over a year.
Boco, I don't know what the fuck you had, but see a doctor. Better yet, take a fucking shower you mongrel

I had shingles. And the spot on my arm still itches out of the blue even now.

What is going on in here?!

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YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE

>first confirmed case on New York
Welp

Yup...

4stats.io
It shows even more data

I'm Italian so I'm staying at home. Got fired recently anyway so a couple months of NEETdom would be good.

please respond

What the fuck is her problem, brehs?

Why is she so evil?

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Nobody seriously thought ebola was going to become a problem. No epidemiologist, anyway.

Did it even? Pretty sure no calendar "ends", rather people just bother print out dates to a certain point in the future.
>Look it up
>2012 was basically just when their calendar rolled over to the equivalent of a new millennium.
Oh, so it was just Y2K pt, 2
The mayan calendar is named out to like 63,000,000AD. They thought ahead.

>believing the Chinese hoax

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