Endgame Red Carpet

Imagine a handjob with that thing on.

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based brolin

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snap crackle and pop

End of dump

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where's Zoe?

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>smaller than rdj

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Thanks, dude, too bad Yea Forums doesn't allow sound.

He's shorter than Robert Downy!

yeah but they all look as tall as RDJ there

but is rdj wearing his tall boy boots or not?

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wow and here I thought he was alpha and cool, now I know he is a dwarf

>James Brolin - 6'4"
>Josh Brolin - 5'10"

JUST

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that hairline getting worse and worse

Surprise guest.

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Josh is not 5'10". Wikipedia lists him at 5'8", which means he's no taller than 5'5".

I love the skanky single mother of 3 vibe she has now

aw fuck is that what 5'10 looks like on camera, i hate myself

do you have more ?

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Why is he sweating that much

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thank you
keep posting if you have more please

What am I looking at here?

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100 year old Cap.

uncle joe

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOO

>our favorite heroes
We could elevate the level of film and television if we just stopped talking about Disney products. Let the shills shill to each other while we move on from being led like children to the latest focus group claptrap.

Who is with me?

I take the No Disney Pledge!
Say it!
I TAKE THE NO DISNEY PLEDGE

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why did this give me a strange sensation, like kinda tingly

ASMR REIKI

why are her boobs so small

wew nigga

She's gross.

wouldn't go that far but her moley put nose face doesn't work for me either.

>Dumping some cute webms of our favorite heroes in here

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Jaffa, kree!

I think thats Either Captain america or starlord's grampa

Watch this.

>youtube.com/watch?v=OkKjQSM0G2Y

TIDDIES

>gauntlet jewels
>doesn't turn towards the camera and snap with an evil grin
YOU HAD ONE JOB . . .

fuck this manlet cheater

I genuinely thought he was talking around on his knees...how can he be so short.

god i wish that were me

where are the webms leaks lads

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ah-bloo-bloo

her infinity war looks was awful

>1:11

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Don't post trailers in my thread lads..i can only see the movie in like a week+

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Apparently the interviewers mistook Cobie Smulders for Evangeline Lilly, anyone got a clip?

The power of the universe in my dick

Is this the best she's looked in years?

Without a doubt, she's fucking smoking here

yes

I'd like to lick their red carpets, capiche?

rdj was beng such a sassy lady

>rdj taller than cable

Why was Natalie there? Is she gonna be the new thor?

taika is someone I'd do gay stuff for.

,kek

i know what you mean, have a thing for them

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>RDJ is wearing normal shoes
>Goop is wearing heels
>he doesn't look like a manlet
What wizardry is going on here?! Why the fuck was he wearing those ridiculous shows all the time? Evans barely looks that taller than him. What's going on?!

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Lena Paul?

>falling for Yea Forums memes
hahahahahaha

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God I wish that were me

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rdj is wearing big heels nigga you blind

How can she be so interdimensionally Cute?

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Don Cheadle more like Don Chadle

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Unironically cool as fuck

>Imagine a handjob with that thing on.

>Snaps you before you nut

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She's so nervous and excited.

Its the hair. Her with short hair is nightmare fuel. She needs the length to look human.

Any webms of brie being ignorned?

I bet she's so smol

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the incredible shrinking grapefruit

Dem fucking hips mayn

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i cant believe ive been taking pom for granite all this time

>Please, Jon, my contract is up, take me with you on Star Wars

Fuaaaark. Why is she so cute again?

you know as well as I do that RDJ never has to work again

Pom is fucking sex on legs and absolutely adorable to boot.

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Scarjo is the kind of woman that TAKES what she wants from you, if you know what I mean

>yfw Favreu gathers his pals again and makes another ComfyKino like Chef
I'm waiting for the grilled cheese!

Oh boy, she mad.
The X-Men are going to get spawn killed the moment they get into the MCU.

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Happy HOgan is dating Hot Aunt May in the new Spiderman

Yeah, I know. He still has ample time to make another "Chef".

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>weibo

nice try, poohbear

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the redhead has a fat ass

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I clicked it and it was just the last fight.

I hate to break it to you but womens boobs start to sag at around 25. There are four stages to the wall. 25, 35, 45, and 55. And unless women have always had tiny titties it goes like this: At 25 the boobs begin sagging but it's not gross or anything just a little weird. By 35 the titties just look wrong and you just aren't really attracted to them. By 45 women should just keep the bra on during sex the boobs look pretty darn gross. By 55 it's 100% monster fried egg titties that are disgusting. Everything after this and it's granny tits hanging like two ballsaks. Scarlett is 34 years old and about to hit the second wall. I must admit, she does look great though for her age but no woman can avoid the wall.

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She’s only 34? Fugg, I thought she was in her mid-40s.

wrong webm

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Skin loses elasticity as time goes by, and gravity and sagging sacks of fat don't go well together.

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RDJ is such a fucking goober

Just to be clear here. It's still wrong to stare, right?

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silly boys

>James Brolin - 6'4"

If I could just go one year with features like his I'd fuck like a sailor in Bangkok. I'd drive it until the engine was dead if you know what I mean?

she's still cute as fuck
why do we hate her

incels found this place and are just very vocal that's all, most people love her

Anyone gonna do drive by spoilers to theater goers? i.e. Snape kills dumbledore all over again

thank the chinese for saving me 15 bucks kek

she's a jew

Kys cuck

>that one stoic glance from Chris
i want that man to fuck me, not even gay

Wow, she did it! She really saved the day!

Only if you're ugly.
She was a stupid cunt stricken with feminism like Brie early on, but by god is she like a cold breeze on a warm summer day compared to the shit heap we have today.

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>sachet

Is that the extent of your reasoning? Just being another obsessive fag that thinks about Jews more than most actual observing Jews?

See ? They get so mad when you call these little shits out, cracks me up

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>Only if you're ugly.
Good point. I am

implants removed.

Because I can never have her

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>incels founded this place
ftfy

She got a breast reduction, because god hates us and we can't have nice things.

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T. Never seen milf boobs

Wow she almost hit The Island levels of attractiveness.

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Okay that does it. I'm gonna fap to ScarJo tonight after work for the first time since I rewatched Lost in Translation in January. It's been too long

thanks for sharing

>fun iron man reunion
>hey, fags, i'm here too!
Wait your turn, Chris.

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Holy fuck she is so hot
How are they so firm, I don't understand, they're not fake.

Even though there is like a 5% chance this is real, it still makes me feel lonely. Why

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based Scarlet Witch.

Fuck captain marlel

her face is much hotter on the right tho

her face is the face of an old hag

That moss/bark jacket is schway as fuck

I wanna fuck that doll

Do white girls who look like this like East Asian guys?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA CUM INSIDE HER

>drawing on a hitler moustache
like she does know she's in public, right?

>RDJ in heels
Lmfaooooooooo

>Pratt hitting Blue Steel and nodding at whatever she says
Nice recovery

White girls make me hnnnnnnnnng

user how can you type if you're blind?
Christ she was so fucking delicious.

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"OH LOOK! I'm back for the last 2 huge moneymakers even though I was too busy selling shitty metaphysical stickers to be in the other movies."

wow Spotlight blown the eff out

>
How do they looks so wholesome and pure?

Yeah, he's got stacked heels on, classy for once. Evans also has a dress heel, and Paltrow in mega heels. Brolin is wearing flats because he dgaf

Cocaine

LITERALLY WHO DAT BITCH
Not even memeing

where's brie?

Jesus Christ RDJ is old

OP specifically said CUTE webms

10 second cameo

Fucking based Vin always high AF

Nah, she just aged and lost her fat.

Yeah but look at the state of Favreau compared to ten years ago that nigga gave up

kek
Underrated

She legit got breast reduction a few years back dude, was one of the saddest things I've ever heard.

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NOT MOSBY NOOOOOO1111!11!!!!1

god I fukn hate that jew...

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top kek I love Waititi and his autistic mind

Also, jesus L Christ he is taller than Chris.

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girls wouldn't dress like that if they didn't want certain people to stare. certain people being hot guys and jealous girls.

>Waititi
Top Cute

Waititi is the best thing the MCU ever created.

>tfw you say fuck you to Shitler

tits

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM

the way scarjo looks at chad pratt vs beta rdj tells you everything

sauce please

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I want Pom to be my mommy girlfriend

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based china man.

i wish captain marvel hadn't been introduced. doesn't seem like she really helps the story any

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Why'd it have to cut out at the best part

NO

a hearty kek was had

HEY SHE DIDNT ASK PERMISSION FOR CHEEKS AND MOUTH
RAPE ALERT
RAPE ALERT

if in the 1 in a billion chance a girl asks me kiss my forehead i'd say no because my forehead always gets greasy as fuck and i wouldn't want her to get a bitter oily aftertaste all day

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real black pill right there

GOTTEM

it's a movie user, no girl is gonna caress you and softly kiss your face irl either.

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i don't watch the movies, can someone explain why Captain America has thor's hammer

>yaaaasss qween

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>shadman

I'm not a man, so I just don't see it/get it. sorry

good going, schmozby

>not understanding how push up works

You can even see the bra in the picture he posted. Reductionfags are the worst.

Pa Kent?

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This wasn't the Red Carpet I was wanting and/or expecting

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Fuck she's my dream girl.

The Olsen twins...

OOOF! Right in the infinity stones!

WELL, IT'S NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THAT. THERE'S ONLY ONE USE FOR A BACKSTABBING CREW LIKE YOU!

You wanna kiss that guy's forehead ??

chink twitter has 15 min of the end

Why he have meth mouth

do you guys really watch capeshit?

Post more Scarjo pits

Overtly christian men are not attractive at all.

I like how she uses her bangs to cover her neanderthal forehead.

How the fuck is this not real dumbass

Is Cheadle, dare I say, /ournigga/?

She got Sauron's Ring?

Paging Mr. Herman

She was hotter a few years back. Feminism takes a toll on women.

He's wearing a tree

i like to imagine elizabeth olsen sent this to tom holland when he said scarlet witch is his favorite

She is hot... if you are into older Jewish broads. I am.

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what a fucking lie. look at kelly madison and she is almost 50

If she had naturally grown tits this size would she even have became an actress since most big titties are a no-no these days?

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>shadman

God yes. What is it about 30-40 year old blondes with wide hips and that... "I have multiple kids, and none with the same dad" shit that actually gets me going. I think it's the roots, and the fact that you KNOW they fuck after a couple drinks.

Hnnnnnnnnng. God she's cute.

That lady with the microphone knew what she'd be up against.

>Wikipedia lists him at 5'8"
Where?

Titties have always been a no-no. They're "distracting".

Man, that redhead is fucking gross

agreed

I mean this is the most autenthic way possible
Seething.
The look of silent rage and quick recovery on Pratt's face is quite a feat.

I just want a handjob from her with or without that thing on.

Honestly looks like a pornstar

Brolin doesnt give a fuck about his manlet status. He even jokes about it.

>can a hand be hot
I have a fetish for hands, so yeah.

>hot as fuck girl
>hits the wall
>turns into a hot mommy
Why is she so perfect?

/pol/cels, what else.

>tfw no mommy gf

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I want to fuck bald Tilda Swinton

>he hasn't seen the vid where he buys XXL condoms, a girl tells him "I think these are too big for you" and he goes "noOOOOOOO THEY're NOT" and angrily waddles away

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Why are they being interviewed by Booker T?

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Any pics of the Peggy Carter actress?

pretty chilly huh...
heh

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Her laugh is one of the cutest I've heard.

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What Vin Disel have to do with MCU?

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Reminds me of the slut I lost my virginity with.
Looked pretty much the same except she was 5'11 and had blue hair.

No, she's just aroused by everyone staring at her

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Looks like she's segueing into peak mommy very nicely

He is Groot

Jon saved his career by casting him as Iron Man 1. Before that he was too much of a risk to Hollywood being a junkie.

She knows how to grab it and slam it on her lips

kek that camera's focal length is so terrible that you can actually tell she's an Olsen for once

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Thanks for the blogpost, normalfag

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Why is Vin so effeminate and weird in real life. He always plays tough guys, but in reality he is the complete opposite and Im convinced is a pillow biter.

t. Faggot

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I haven't gotten laid ever since. It's been 3 years now.
I'm still a neet, just with a fetish for dyed hair whores.

ah-bloo-bloo

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Im glad she let the short haired, feminist look go. She probably realised she was slowly turning into Brie Larson, and didn't want the fandom to hate her.

BTW I saw End Game this morning, and even normies were talking about how much they don't like Captain Marvel.

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This is now a Lizzie thread

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god damn, look at those tatas no pushup bullshit too

The point wasn't how much sex you do or don't have, it's your normalfag tier posting
Take that shit to /gif/ or /s/, it's full of retards like you

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Hell yeah I can always use more Liz pics

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unf unf!

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Definitely. She's gorgeous and cute as fuck there.

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I wanna rub dat belly

Evangeline Lilly is so fucking sexy lads

Because she cut her hair short, and shilled hard for Hillary. She's probably seen the backlash Brie has gotten, and decided to go back to being feminine again.

Then post her, faggot!

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How is she such a cutie?

I have none, I have just realized from watching LOST and Ant-man over the past year how much I love her.

I posted all my Lizzies but I gotta go anyway
Please post more so I can save them when I come back, friends

what the fuck happened to her? did she get a nose job after finishing filming? has she been on a cocaine diet for the last several months or something?

Pom a best capeshit girl regardless of hair color.

dunno lol

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when i already made an infinity handjob joke in the last several threads
(also writing a fanfic, taking requests)

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Evangeline Lily's body looks like THAT?!

I feel so lonely right now...

I certainly don't anymore. I love her.

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I'm really glad she did.

I just wanna grow old together and keep her safe.

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When you're Asian but need the White Northern European look

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jesus fucking christ

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what happened to her bobs?

Chris Pratt is 6'2". So am I. How does it feel manlets?

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She's objectively hot, it that healthy mommy way. Not the sexiest woman alive though, not even close

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time to get drunk and cry to sleep again

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Cure for aging WHEN?

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her dad was a french-russian diplomat and she was raised mostly in france by her paternal aunt and uncle because her dad died when she was 5 and her mom had schizophrenia

At least admit you're a raging faggot before saying something so dumb

>implying you're not a manlet
t. 6'4".
ur embarassing urself

how gay am I for noticing his amazing Marlon Brando smirk when she takes the microphone then ending up watching his reaction the whole time instead of her talking?

Renner looks fine for his age desu

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look at rdj's heels AHAHAHAHA

Why ruin a comfy thread with this ugly bitch whore?

women can't even tell a 2 inch difference in dick length, what makes you think they can tell between height. it takes like 4-6 inches before a woman notices an obvious difference.

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No

based retard user doesn't understand focal length

How I Fucked Your Mother

reminds me of this batshit insane girl i dated for awhile in college who's fetish was to get drunk and knock herself out on sleeping pills then have me record myself fucking her, then have sex again later while she watched the video. child abuse does crazy things to women.

>that skull bone development.
Nigga roided HARD.
That's bullshit and you know it, not even the cunt you're replying to.

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RDJ is reported to be 5 foot 9 inches. Josh Brolin is obviously shorter. Do the math.

>That's bullshit and you know it
I'm 6'2 with a 6 inch dick and every girl I've ever been with thought I was 6'4 with 8 inches. what's bullshit is being an insecure man who constantly worries about 2 inches when women literally can't tell the difference.

>obviously shorter
than RDJ in 3 inch heels? so Brolin is probably 5'9ish based on that video.

Pro tip: no attractive woman wants to be a mommy gf to anyone

You can't guess height accurettly, but you can tell the difference, stand next to someone 2 inches taller or shorter and you'll get the idea, doesn't matter if they think you're a greek god.

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"Another inch and I'll be touching those sweet titties"

Fugg she's so fucking cute. I want a gf like her.

the funny part is that almost all these capeshit movies are based on their animated movie counterparts that came out ~10 years ago, and captain marvel is in a few of the avengers animated movies as a mediocre team member, but not anything resembling leadership or the "face of the franchise" that they wanted to try and turn her into.

They're going to see a steady decline in the future without RDJ and the Chris combo unless they introduce more strong white male leads.

They look literally the same except hoff has 2 inches extra of hair on his head.

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Picture was to illustrate the idea, you can glance at it and tell the hoff is bigger, frame or height wise, even by inches, as I can't be half arsed to find a picture with two people with 2 inch difference in height between them, just look at police line up photos.

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fuck off goop

>you can glance at it and tell the hoff is bigger, frame or height wise, even by inches

that's the whole thing though, normal people can't tell because they don't insecurely obsess about meaningless minute differences like this. when a woman stands next to a tall man she thinks "wow you're tall", not "wow, you're exactly 6'2 but I prefer men who are exactly 6'4 sorry"

She's not the sexiest woman alive, but she's still very pretty and gorgeous.

Who would be your choice then? Just curious

the old scarjo is dead. They killed her and replaced her with a younger clone! FACT!!

Liz isn't that cringe for a white woman

wow, shane diesel really let himself go huh

god I love evans laugh even if hes a libcuck

>webm about to end
>RDJ wearing heels
i can't

Chloe Bennet (Quake) at the premier

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he's not really a libcuck as in bernie sanders or aoc though, he just leans left but wants to have a discussion (see his latest project)

Who? (Who?) (You)

ScarJo is gorgeous, but I don't know. Its impossible to say who the sexiest woman is anyhow.