His mark is on me. He always knows where I am

I don't understand why the Night King can't simply fly a dragon above the tree and burn them all.

Or did I understand it wrong? How exactly do they plan to bait him?

2 dragons to run ice-dragon interference

He's going to murder everyone anyway. What difference does Bran's arm make?

The ice-dragon can fly fast and avoid their attacks until he swoops down and burns Bran anyway.

>Then why don't they just chop his arm off?
Because he is already a cripple

Probably some convoluted course of events that only Bran understands and that him being at the tree is necessary, wouldn't be surprised if he ends up dying. I wish they could have sorted some visions into the past two episodes to give some insight instead of just showing him sitting there like an autist. I think it would have been a good way to bring back Sean Bean and others who have died in past seasons, as short visions that supplement whatever dialogue is happening in the present.

they need him to lure the night king out
bran saw this
did you not watch the episode, brainlet?

Then their bait plan wouldn't work.

Seriously. The dead don’t have boats. Westeros can just pay some niggas in the east. All they gotta worry about is one dragon. Invest in a bunch of dragon ballistas.

Why not tie the arm to a rabbit lmao

>Then why don't they just chop his arm off?
Bran could have moved to Quarth or some other far away desert place. He could also commit suicide (or be killed).
But none of that would solve the problem of this all mighty ice god seeking to conquer the world for whatever reason.
The story so far makes it abundantly clear that NK and Bran have to face it off somehow. Winterfell and the tree seem to be a good place.

>The dead don’t have boats.
The guy has a fucking dragon and can raise the dead anywhere he goes. There are enough dead guys everywhere.

They actually have
1. Something the NK will be lured towards
2. A way to travel really fast (dragons)

Their plan to use these two elements is just to fucking sit inside a castle with the lure. Fuck that shit, put Bran on a dragon and fly his autistic ass back north across the wall. NK follows him, rebuild the wall behind him. BA DA BING BA DA BOOM.
Or lure the dead host down into a canyon that you can collapse on top of them or some shit.

>hey guy who cant use two legs
>let's take an arm

It's just a scratch!

Don’t worry once they lose at winterfell and the army of the dead reaches kings landing they can use the iron fleet to evacuate the population and let the entire army of the dead into the city before igniting all the wild fire all over the city and wipe them all out at the once and also break the wheel at the same time since the city and throne will be destroyed

This. Fuck the siege.

Night King sends his dragon on Kamikaze mission.

>Can throw an ice spear hundreds of yards with enough power to take out a Trex with wings
>Somehow will lose in hand to hand combat with any human...

Not like he's using them. He'd still have 1 arm to feed himself and wipe his ass.

>rebuild the wall behind him.
The guy than still has a wall destroying dragon. So how would any of this help?

Bran can use his warg abilites to track the Night King down.

You think luring a guy who rides a fucking undead dragon is a brilliant idea? Are you retarded?

Why don't you just chop your head off?

Why don't you just chop your dick off`? You're not gonna have sex anyway.

Bran is going to die for sure. Before he does hes gonna warg into someone else's head in the past and live a life as them until the present. I don't really understand how the dude can die at all.

just turn your brain off its dragons and feminism the show

So, i just finished S08E02. Was that the most filler episode of the whole show or what? Seriously. How many "let's have a drink and ponder about the future" did they push in? Oh and let's not forget the "Arya is getting it on" scene that...really no one wanted to see!

Who and what is the the three eyed raven and why does the night king want to kill him so badly?

The whole explanation of why Bran has to die is beyond retarded

Kill mans memory? Has the three eyed raven EVER left that fucking cave? If he was the worlds memory he didnt tell anyone ANYTHING.

The fact Sam was all like yeah id kill you too just sealed the shows fate in my eyes. It was once cool, it had a decent story going, now the writting is so fucking terrible I just dont care anymore.

I have the beginning of a crazy theory. The night king is Bran. Always thought the night king looked like Bran. I think Bran wants to merge with him somehow and either it will cancel everything or it will create some kind of time warp. I don't know. But mark my words.

>Oh and let's not forget the "Arya is getting it on" scene that...really no one wanted to see!
The moral of this scene is that if any woman wants to fuck, then she will fuck. The only question is with whom?
But if a man wants to fuck, it won't happen unless he's alpha as fuck male. Which is why Tormund failed to sleep with Brianne. He's not taller than her, so he doesn't stand a chance.

Because autist lives matter

Yeah well, nothing new: my spin on this old theory is that since Bran is a summer child and the Night King is winter incarnated, when they will "fuse", it will bring forth spring, ending the winter before it even starts

Dumb theory since it’s established that pic related is the NK... closest scenario is that he’s a Stark ancestor...

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>night king looks like some drunk construction worker

lel couldn't they have hired someone who looks more aristocratic

what if everyone is bran?

>spend the entire show building up Arya's and Bran's long winded shitty arcs all so they can get some magic meme powers from it
>have yet to see anything come out of it other than arya killing some already irrelevant old as fuck faggot with a billion children that nobody even noticed he got killed apparently

I mean, this shit of a show has gone downhill a long time ago, but I thought that it was fairly obvious why it has to be the tree in the Godswood

Because it's the same tree as

Don't get me wrong btw, none of this shit makes any sense, it's all retarded, both episodes are literally fanfic tier (like the whole season 7)

Just don't want anyone to think I am defending this shit

both clearly building up to something more interesting in the books.

Doubt it, Bran looks like shit now

That is a given. I mean, Arya doesn't even warg anything in the show. It's just like the wolves. The books shows the starks having a deep connection to them and warging into them, but then they cut out such an important part of their characters from the show altogether, hence why Arya and Bran might as well have been deleted from the show altogether and nothing would have changed. They are 100% useless.

Duh. Cast a magic anti-dragon spell.

Arya wanted to know what sex was like before likely death
She goes to the hound first but is pusy blocked

I wonder if The Hound would have even accepted her offer anyways.

Ooooh BRoooooooo. Too real. TOo real.

What if (You) is Bran?

But Brianne wants to fuck with Jaime.

How about he does something useful instead of just knowing lots of stuff.

Cmon GOT make him Professor X

>when you understand that Arya being with the many faces people had no fucking point except having her deliver that kind of line in episode 2: "Death has many faces. I've seen it."

Only if he pulls out his cock. Otherwise she'd think she doesn't deserve him.

He's already seen it so know what needs done to win or some gay shit like that

Oh there'll be time, to get by, to get dry, after the swimming pool
Oh there'll be time, to just cry, I wonder why, it didn't work out
Oh there'll be time to fish fry, for letters by, yours truly
(You)rs truly
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Are there any win conditions that involve dancing really well?

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>mostly nice guy
>gets to fuck his hot crazy sister and impregnate her several times
>fathered two kings
>cucked bobby b
>killed the mad king
>leaves when sister gets too crazy
>now has a buff giantess as his knight and she wants snu snu

Is Jaime the most based character in the show?

can someone please explain what Brann's powers are??
What I've seen he can go anywhere through space and time, and make people retarded, which is pretty fuckin overpowered if you ask me

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The Hound is not a pedo, but that blacksmith guy obviously is

Jesus fucking christ, his legs dont work and you want to chop off a arm?

His main power is plot device.

They're pretty much ignoring every characters motives so they can focus on a shitty LOTR style battle finale. 8 seasons of this shit and they've watered down the plot to a generic good vs evil fight

Yeah but the show is produced by SJWs so they will probably kill him off and explain it was necessary to recreate history or move from the past or some shit.

> make people retarded
Why doesn't he do that with the Night King?

Why don't they just send him on a boat and have the walkers drown trying to get to him?

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Why are you surprised? I could see this coming a long time ago. I still wanted to see who was gonna die.

>that absolute Chad who took one for the team and fucked the gremlin to create super child with the combined powers of quasimodo and bobby b

Baratheon line lives on and they'll be super mutants

so basicay they took endgames plan to defeat thanos and converted it into a GoT plotline to shit on/spoil endgame

>t. brainlet

The Night King is Bran the Builder, a.k.a. King Brandon Stark, the founder of House Stark.

Reminder: in the books, bran the builder builds dragonstone, and specifically built it over a cache of dragon glass. Even though it took 4 attempts to build it there.

its the eve of battle and possibly the last night of the characters' lives and the last time we spend with these actors on screen you fucking mongoloid autist, jesus Christ how are there people this fucking numb to pacing and storytelling basics, unreal, I wanna drown you in paint

Right. But was it worth spending an entire episode on it? I think not.

maybe its a sign of how derivative and uninspired your manchild swill for children really is you fucking troglodyte

4 books worth of material and the best these hacks can come up with for the white walker's origin is "rogue superweapon", literally FPS-tier, these fucking jews have no imagination or sense of scale or grandeur, no wonder every fucking scene is exposition is in some dim dark shitty nigger room, not every scene has to be battle but give a little sweep of the area, get dynamic, mix up the editing a bit, jesus christ im watching this show and I'm seeing better shots in my head, the sky is free, make us feel the North you fuckin twats, this is a world not vapid instagram loosh vampires playing pretty princess for menchildren

>chop arm off
>hide it under a wheelchair with a Bran dummy in the Godswood, strap bomb to it
>wait for NK to show up
>???
>profit

Yes it was for people who appreciate these things and not insect nigger retards like you

is that what happens when Bran wargs into Walter White?

nigga.

>bran the builder
is he a descendend of the architect himself? if so how does his wife look?

Want me to start posting links to all the granny porn you've watched yesterday night, bitch?
(No, but seriously - grow up and stop masturbating over Overwatch porn. You're disgusting.)

>you're disgusting
>not "the porn, user. it was beautiful"

fake bran is fake

I’ll jack off to whatever I want you fucking cripple. Free country bitch my dick goes where it pleases

>lel iam so ironic and intelligent

You got the *this* time, agent Yea Forums! There will not be a second time.

Baba is Bran

I think they'll lure the Nights King into the godswood like they're planning, but he'll somehow be immune to all their weapons. Someone will land a hit on him with dragonglass and it will do nothing to him. I think bran and a few of the survivors will then have to escape on a dragon. The night king will then march on to kings landing and Bran will have to search through the past for ways to defeat him. He'll go back to the scene with the tree and the guy being turned into a white walker, and he'll try warging into him and become trapped.

actually I had it a bit wrong. bran would've called my fapping beautiful.

If Jon Snow was already willing to do lots of unpalatable stuff to win, why didn't they just evacuate the entire North? Move to the Neck, negate the numbers advantage of the wights, and cover the path to Moat Caitlin in oil or use it to hide attack runs by dragons down the length of the road. As soon as the wall was busted, they should have evacuated the North as undefendable. Maybe even beforehand.

Why does he care about Bran again, what difference does it make for him if he knows the past?

because th NK kills the three eyes ravens and bran is the current one, he's like the keeper of the secret, the center of that mystic shit and the NK is the opposite

yes yes, but why?

idk but i guess since it's fire and ice
someone, most probably jon snow, will turn into the fire guy azor something and they will fight and even their dragons will fight

Why didnt they send him into space and have the walkers staying behind the wall just jumping into the air all day long trying to reach space

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