/got/: Café Pelé Edition

yes
Nigh King will resurrect the BOAR

youtube.com/watch?v=R1fsTYP-N0s

I would forgive D&D

Why did they have to show us disgusting maisie thrusting her corpse goblin face onto an obvious virgin boy? What good did this do other than to disgust the audience?

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best gal

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BOAR, IS IT?

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After that second rate PG-13 scene of Arya, a remembrance of nudity gone by

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>jon idk what im saying but if you look into it, the arm of dorne explosion looked like a controlled demolition,I even talked with bran the builder about it and he agreed

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Mommy!

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Hollywood is primarily pedophiles. It was obviously some fanservice for all these horny pedophiles who wanted to see Arya naked every since the first episode.

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Still the best character with the best voice.

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found out about Cleganebowl from this classic
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THANK THE GODS FOR BADPUSY AND HER TITS

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>yfw you realize guy pearce took this picture

she's part pajeet breh

I've always loved this clip.

Literally best tits in GoT. Prove me wrong.

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What a slut. Showing her body to world.

>virgin boy
B-but he said three

Someone should make an edit of Melly overlapping over Arya on this image, like in Blade Runner 2049

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why would you want to ruin melisandre like that?

MOTHER FUCKER GOD DAMMIT SON OF A FUCKING WHORE IM SO GOD DAMN LONELY AND HORNY FUUUUUUCK

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Best tits

Fake Sansa had the most objectively perfect tits in the show. Thanks

Anyone fantasize about being some highborn heir and betrothed to some other highborn qt

God I'm so lonely

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>best voice
You literally cannot compete with Beric's

>tfw instead of a kino scene with jaime's last valiant act, we'll probably get him dying like a pussy and arya wearing his face
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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see

youtube.com/watch?v=iBR0RyT9BjU

Oathkeeper is better, imo

youtube.com/watch?v=i1Fr-SE0kNk

GODS I WAS HARD THEN, BLESS SNEK AND HER TITS

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>HODOR COULD YOU PLEASE BREAK THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
post yfw the night king sends hodor to kill bran next week

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>smaller
>nips aren't pink
>darker skin
Yeah no.

fuck, I really want to rail my pregnant co-worker

What if she raped him to make sure that they would produce a heir to the throne as soon as possible? haha

incorrect, superior shape in both Mel and Bad Poosy

All of those things you just posted are positives user.

This is the best imo
youtube.com/watch?v=bDPIBgKQOD0

agh

Could Bran warg undead Hodor?

This but unironically.

>Fake Sansa
Who is that again?

She's no more dark than Melisandre without a tan.

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Yeah, if you are a goy with the lack of taste.

Maybe in Bizarro World.

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Too old.

>Jon and Jaime talking
>"I know she's true to her word. She's only the second woman in my life I can say that about."
>"Who was the first?"
>"Someone younger"
>both chuckle

imagine the butthurt

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Yes, he's teaming up with dead STANNIS

They look the same size to me and Mel's nips aren't even that pink. Her and Snek are red.

Ew

based

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Why does Night Kang looks so underwhelming. He isn't scary or intimidating at all in any way. He looks awkward, comical even.

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I have a bit of a question:
So Bran fucked up Hodor by warging him in the past, alright, I get that.
But how did the Night King leave a PHYSICAL mark on Bran without being anywhere near him? What is this psychokinesis shit?

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I miss Hardhome Night King

The answer is Missandei

Did Tormund really drink from a giant's tit or was he just bullshitting?

>finale
>WWs dead, Cersei defeated and bends the knee
>Jon and Dany alive
>Dany: "but you're the true heir to the throne, the last living male Targaryen"
>Jon: "fuck tradition. The throne is yours, my queen. The north has always been my home"
>Dany smiles
>Screen fades to a scene showing Sam dictating the story to his son who is now a maester in the citadel
>Sam: "It truly was a song of ice and fire. And now it ends."
>All the actors come out in a post credit scene and clap

Post yfw

>a nigger

Without nipple makeup

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>night king literally steps through fire
>will dragonfire kill them?
>lol, dunno

But Ygritte was older, both the character and the actress

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he looked better in season , they switched the actors and started using different makeup too, which gives him a boring and constipated appearence, in hardhome he looked like a demon, now he looks like a boring ice darth maul

Powerful.

stylecaster.com/sophie-turner-maisie-williams-self-care-weed-bath/

>The 22-year-old actor dished on her self-care routine in an interview with Vulture, where she revealed that one of her favorite past-times is getting high on marijuana with her Game of Thrones sister, while watching “stupid videos” and grubbing out. “We’re kind of like loners on Game of Thrones, just because the past few seasons Maisie and I have sleepovers every night when we’re shooting,” Turner said. “Or every night whenever both of us are in town. We just used to sit there and eat and watch stupid videos and smoke weed.”

>But the weed-related fun doesn’t end there. When the two are feeling really fancy, they take a bath together, while smoking weed and rubbing makeup brushes on each other’s faces. “I don’t know if my publicist will kill me for saying this. We’d get high and then we’d sit in the bath together and we’d rub makeup brushes on our faces. It’s fun,” Turner said.

>You will never share a bath with Maisie and Sophie getting high as fuck and having them gobble on your cock afterwards
I'm hitting feels that shouldn't even be possible

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Yes.

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keep telling yourself it's the reason she has flaws

it hurts that i'd objectively look worse in a close-up

It's the second time he's told that story in the show. He also tells one about how he fucked a bear which some believe means he fucked one of the Mormont women.

Quality over quantity, she's only half

they probably wake up to film at like 4/5am

all the more for me

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me on the right

And yet incomparably more beautiful than Emilia. Makes me think.

>NK resurrects Ned and thats who chases Arya in the crypt
I want this to happen just because of how nonsensical it would be.

The Waif

mmm chocolate milkers

not having living caterpillars as your eyebrows is certainly a plus

>what we got
Cringe scene with Davos talking to some 7 year old girl that wants to fight the bad ice men because she's really bwave but he "tricks" her into protecting the crypts.
>what we actually should have got
Brutally honest scene in which Davos encourages some scared 12 or 13 year old boy that actually would have been pressed into fighting on the frontlines by giving him some words of wisdom and telling him it'll all be over soon.

In a show full of bad writing, this might actually be the worst scene yet.

Are you seriously equating dragonfire with some pathetic, normie ass shit-tier fire anyone with two sticks could manage?

>Sean Bean coming back after seven seasons
>For wacky Hijinks in the crypts

No fucking way

Big gay fag

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Since when can knights knight knights

jej

Gilly tricks her you memorylet

Her tits are absurdly round, what the fuck

Since the books.

Holy shit that would be glorious.

Goy.

i can easily imagine the social media meltdown for 'age-shaming' or whatever ridiculous buzzwords seething roasts would come up with

FUCK TRADITION
YAAAASSSSS
QUEEN SLAY

it will obviously be Snow, Jaime will probably die sadly

The dialogue in this show has become so awful, what the fuck man. Is it because they can't borrow from the books anymore?

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I like how everyone forgets that Jon said in S7 that every man woman and child will have to train to fight. Glover made a fuss about it while Lyanna Mormont bitched at him that she wants to defend the North as well. Fast forward to S8 where the women and children hide in the crypts.

And then during the credits, some scenes across Westeros are shown:
> Yara in the Iron Islands with a harem of female bodyguards like Gaddafi
> dragon eggs lying next to the iron throne
> Gray Worm and Missandei on a tropical beach
> lady Mormont bringing flowers to the tombs of Jorah and Davos
> the grave of Jaime Lannister in the graveyard of Tarth saying "here lies a man who knew the meaning of knightly honor"

Better gay than goy.

height-shaming is just as bad, if not worse. Hypocrites.

They made it so women can understand it as well, it's a show about female empowerment and the removal of toxic masculinity, after all.

>not bringing sean bean back for a bran vision
they really fucked up

very unnatural

t. manlet

Heh, I don't think I had even seen this scene. I just skip these two.

Dominating!

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>"So here we are in Winterfell, what a shitty place to die, eh?"
>Repeat this 10x over the last two episodes
They went full brainlet.

Knights can make other knights but it works like torrent invites. Make some shithead a knight and he fucks your reputation into the ground. You may even get punished when some lord of king asks who the fuck made that moron a knight.

>how tf do you know this about rhaegar and lyanna
>sam read about it in the citadel lol

Fucking what

Why is every single female except Brienne now exactly the same character? What the fuck?

STANNIS

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nice tits

god i want to do so many nasty and ungodly things to her, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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manlets really are victims of a self-fulfilling prophecy aren't they

Don't be racist user.

Mel isn't

she hasn't been on the show for a while now though

i miss meera bros

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>last season shows Gilly reading the journal of the Maester that annuled the marriage of Rhaegar and married him to Lyanna
>Sam and Bran talk about this
>Bran sees the events at the Tower of Joy unfold
>Sam took the journal with him
>Bran can confirm this easily
>Bran can prove his visions are real by telling a story of that character's past
What's not to get?

She still would be written differently because of being a religious fanatic/semi-villain

Last seen in S7 and she said she'll come back to Westeros to die.

this plus her line to arya in like s2

THE KING WHO CARED
Stannis!
STANNIS!
S T A N N I S !

It's not that I don't understand how they learned about it. It's the awful dialogue.

Will Daenerys murder the cripple and the fatso? They stand between her and her rightful throne.

Arya is the only edgelord among them.

>fake tits in medieval society
they have good maesters in Dorne

>The Others are tall and gaunt, with flesh pale as milk.[3] They have cold blue eyes that have been described as burning like ice,[3] or being as bright as blue stars.[2] Others have pale blue blood and shiny bones like milkglass.[4]
>According to George R. R. Martin, the Others "are strange, beautiful… think, oh… the Sidhe made of ice, something like that… a different sort of life… inhuman, elegant, dangerous."[5]
they seem like nothing like they are in the show

And Gilly, probably because she's a minor and kinda stupid character

Nothing bonger than that

Wouldn't cutting the nuts off soldiers be a pretty bad idea? Wouldn't the lack of test result in weaker men?

She might but you'd have to be delusional if you think she's not going to sit on the throne to show how women are superior to men in every way in a show about female empowerment.

theon finally getting a hug and getting to eat dinner in peace was the only part i enjoyed seeing

tyrion pouring enough wine to overflow podrick's cup was a nice little touch too

>wargs into your Drogon
>forcibly shove you up my dragon ass
heh..... nice try roastie

Will Stannis live in the books?

agh!

How the fuck could the fat feminist fuck write such a compelling character like based fucking Stannis

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maybe they leave the nuts and remove the dick

He'll do more than that.

and everything else was shit

>Bran how can you prove your visions are re-
>The arrow, Jon
>....What?
>The way it flew in her chest. It was beautiful. The arrow, Jon

Can we all agree Brienne getting knighted was the best scene of the first 2 episodes? Podrick singing in the same room later wasn't too bad either.

Yep. I'm pretty sure they mention this in the books too. Apparently they make up for it with unwavering discipline.

Theon just wanted a hug from the start.

You just crossed the line, sir

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>dat arm hair
>dat fat arm
No thanks Jeff, LOL

Come on, Brienne tearing up over being knighted was cute as hell

Imagine going from this to this

>some garbage knighting
>not sansa and theon reuniting

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Yes, it's a stupid idea if you want to make super soldiers. Especially muscled, fanatically loyal soldiers like the Unsullied. But muh dark fantasy

>Bran tells Danny how how sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. And it was beautiful.

>The rape, Sansa.
>The castration, Theon.
>The blindness, Arya.
>The fat pink mast, Sam.

I want to hug him godammit

An individual Unsullied might be a weaker soldier than some other random one, but their strength is in their discipline and how hard they are drilled.

so, i understand the night king theory up until the point that bran wargs into the NK before he goes ice-zombie nuclear on westeros. This is where i get disconnected from the theory. Why is his aim to kill himself? If bran is The night king, bran the builder and all that shit, why is he trying to essentially suicide, whatever that means for him? Explain to me differing reasons, it seems plausible enough a theory but im having a hard time accepting that he just "wants to die"

Yes, he shits in the woods.

Theon/Sansa was best I agree, but the knighting was a close second. Everything else has been fleabottom tier.

They confirmed it's both

>perfect opportunity to explain to everyone that the mad king deserved to die and jaime was literally the only one doing the right thing when he killed him
>instead we got this

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have sex

Could he tell a past event from anywhere but Westeros? I always thought the Weirwood trees had to be nearby for him to see an event from that area?

does NK shit ice blocks,glowing blue shit or just water like Dany?

What the fuck would achieve except making it harder for them to piss.

Yeah, books unsullied are weaker and less aggressive, but they do not flinch in battle and do not feel anything. They're elite troops in the "best we can do in the country" sense, but not compared to westeros soldiers in normal situations.
Show unsullied are Sardaukars tho

>get absolutely eviscerated by Euron and twenty good bloodthirsty raping chads

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yeah that was pretty decent too

>british slags
>ever
cmon user, youre not that low

Yeah this also bothered me. Wouldn't it be a matter of public record at this point that Aerys was certifiably insane and wanted to burn down King's Landing?

Sansa hugging Theon, sharing the moment of having survived until that point, was at least as emotional as the Ser Brienne scene. In any case it was much better than the abysmal first episode.

but it wouldnt matter. Its just one of those honour things where he would always get shit for stabbing him in the back.
Plus Dany would probably have him executed on the spot. Shes a sperg who has killed people for less than insulting and dabbing on her dead father

Pleb showfag here, does everyone think Jaime killed the mad king just for shits and giggles and not because he was bonkers?

Now if you gave them an alchemical supplement that would react lethally with testosterone and women in general, which makes them grow up stronger, faster and more durable, de-nutting child soldiers would make sense.

>see the character's actor in a shop
>hug him and tell him it's gonna be alright
>get a law suit and a restriction order
Worth it.

He has been hugged in each episode so far. Hopefully it keeps up.
I'm not ready to see him die lads.

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This is true, everyone calls him the mad king. No way they dont know he is that crazy.

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They're not supposed to be super soldiers in the sense that they can do what 10 men can't. It's just that they are very obedient and hold the line if they are told so. A small number of Unsullied held off a Dothraki horde at Qohor since the horsetards just kept charging them while they were in formation. youtube.com/watch?v=Y4NY7p9XJX0

If you can get them into 1v1s they might be weak, but again, their strength is in discpline and formations.

>Mad King
>not bonkers
>Mad King
>Mad

>all these theories and in the end he'll be simply killed and forgotten
lol bruh just turn you brain off, what are you a nerd? have sex

why are theon fags so weird

Azor Beric

Is Jaime the best character in the show or the only good character in the show?

people always knew that the mad king was a lunatic, he was having people killed left and right
His discussion with Ned in s1 shows that people think hes a scumbag for stabbing him in the back. Ned thinks this is disgusting, even though aerys murdered ned's family

I could hold the Night King at bay. Just give me 20 good men.

Good shit
>Sansa and Theon reunion
>Brienne getting knighted
>Jon broing it out with his NW pals
>Tyrion acting like Tyrion for once, being curious about Bran and treating him like a person, giving some cutting lines to Jaime, hoarding everyone into that one room because he's so fucking lonely
>Shireen callback scene was cute
>Sam giving Jorah Heartsbane to honor the man who was an actual father figure to him, guy who plays Sam has been a real standout this season desu
>Pod's singing wasn't as cringey as it could have been
Bad shit
>Jaime's hearing was super anticlimactic
>Davos keeps forgetting that Blackwater was a thing or that he ever had a son that Tyrion killed
>Tormund, just in general
>Arya, just in general
Overall, I liked it more than I thought I would.

We've been traumatized, if you get my drift.

Most people think he betrayed his lawful king as a member of his Kingsguard. That's a few degrees of being a cunt above just rebelling against him because the king was a cunt.
Besides, even though the Mad King was crazy, people didn't know he was crazy enough to burn the capital and try to be reborn as a dragon.

post yfw Jaime dies without telling the truth about Aerys to Dany

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>tfw read that as Ned King

Remember that guy who burned the Starks, burned his various hands and was generally insane and paranoid for the last 20 years? He wants to burn down a city. Pretty crazy shit, right?

Well if everyone knows why is Dany so pissy about it? Is she just being an unreasonable cunt as always? But then why did no one else defend Jaime for killing him?

She is by far the hottest in the show. By far best face, by far best body (other than maybe ros?)

STANNIS

plenty people despise jaime because
>nearly no one knew about the mad king's plan to destroy the capital with wildfire
>as a kingsguard, jaime was sworn to protect him with his life
>jaime killing him coincided with tywin sacking the capital, so people think jaime was just killing the mad king as a part of tywin's takeover
>jaime was sitting on the throne when ned found him
>he's a lannister, and people either hate them, envy them or fear them
>jaime didn't bother telling anyone the truth, since he saw ned stark, a man he admired, instantly judge him to be a murdering traitorous shit
all of these combined basically created the situation where people ignore the fact aerys deserved to die and someone had to kill him, and they instead choose to shit on jaime because they thought he broke his vows to help his father take over the city

Brienne will mention it after Jaime dies to make everyone realise that he was actually a decent lad all along and the vanity was a front.

the point of that scene was to remind him of shireen my dude

He planned the murder of half a million people with wildfire m8

YAASSS QUEEN SLAY
and everyone clapped

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAAAIIIIRRR

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no one knows that, he only told Brienne

>jaime killing him coincided with tywin sacking the capital, so people think jaime was just killing the mad king as a part of tywin's takeover
More than that, it comes across as extremely cowardly. Jaime only turned traitor the minute the war was obviously lost, not while the mad king was doing any of his mad king things. At least, from the outsider perspective.

>why did Sam get shocked when Dany told him he burnt his father who hated him?

This
People always say JUST TELL THEM JAIME but jaime killed all the pyromancers as well so it was literally just his word they had to go on as hes standing over the king's corpse with a sword wound in his back

worse than Brienne
worse than Davos
worse than Varys

Good shit
>uhhhhhh...
Bad shit
>everything

I knew there was something fishy going on with her.

rape gang baby.

What's your bet Cersei will try the same?

Davos threw the fact that Tyrion killed his son in his face when they went to KL.
>Last time I was here, they wanted to execute me!
>Last time I was here, you killed my son with wildfire!

Gay

It's the truth

We know from Jaime why he didn't tell them, and lack of evidence is not it.
>By what right does a wolf judge a lion?
It's pride, pure and simple.

>he will never make tender love with the woman that he loves and loves him back

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You don't get it. That scene demonstrated how even a girl, not older than 4, can have vastly more courage than four adult men combined. You see, user, women are superior to men in every way. Men are easily manipulated into doing stupid things whereas women will always act with logic and reasoning and never on feelings alone. The scene was absolutely beautiful in every way in a show about female empowerment. Very progressive. Very powerful.

Looking back, Ned was always fucking cringe and Jaime was always based.

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i don't disagree, but you have to remember that aerys only decided to burn everyone in the last minute the war was obviously lost, so jaime had no choice

He's really cute this season. Might be the hair, I don't know. But he looks 5 years younger.

When Pod started singing I was 100% prepared to cringe but I really enjoyed it.
The dude who plays him is killing it

good post

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It was so powerful I literally cried, clapped, shidded farded and came all at the same time.

t. Reddit

We know that, but not the people who condemn Jaime's action.

Sheeeeeeiit

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it's not really that, it's because he's already been judged to be a guilty asshole by honorable men he holds in high regard, such as barristan or ned

if men who are jaime's role models and are widely considered to be 'the good guys' who are good judges of character consider him to be a piece of shit, how could he ever change anyone's mind, even with facts? i think that was jaime's line of thinking

ned is unironically a fucking brainlet and causes so much shit to happen out of his stupidity

More leaks when?

Also, Stannis!

being an eunuch stops testosterone production.Hence the smooth woman skin

good post, i also really liked certain moments with podrick, like the look he and tyrion share when tyrion pours him a huge cup of wine, or when brienne says she never wanted to be a knight and podrick gives her the 'why are you bullshitting them' look

My sources are saying that the next leak will be this Sunday, at night.
But don't tell anyone, I don't want to lose my job.

Literally my thought. Pretty sure I'd remembered that body.

his hair is covering up his really receded hairline

Based
It helps that he was played by Sean Bean, but pretty much everything he did was fucking retarded or cowardly instead of honorable
>Sucked at fighting, almost got killed trying to rescue his sister
>Spineless faggot had to ignore his sisters child most of his life because he knew his best friend would fucking kill him if he knew
>Let his best friend sentence his daughters dog to death without any opposition
>Shits on the dude who avengend his father and brother constantly
>Confronts Cersei in private with proof of her incest, expects everything to work out for him despite being aware of her backstabbing

That dude is a retarded coward from beginning to end.

Jaime thinks he's above judgement of mere mortal men. Having to explain himself to them is beneath him.
>Why shouldn't I marry Cersei openly and share her bed every night? The dragons always married their sisters. Septons, lords, and smallfolk had turned a blind eye to the Targaryens for hundreds of years, let them do the same for House Lannister. It would play havoc with Joffrey's claim to the crown, to be sure, but in the end it had been swords that had won the Iron Throne for Robert, and swords could keep Joffrey there as well, regardless of whose seed he was. We could marry him to Myrcella, once we've sent Sansa Stark back to her mother. That would show the realm that the Lannisters are above their laws, like gods and Targaryens.
His pride it's hurting him, it would be easier to explain himself, to gain respect from the men he admired, but he can't being himself to get off from his high horse and do it.

best girl

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>sucked at fighting
Nearly getting killed by the greatest fighter alive doesn't mean you're bad

He still has his balls though

i wouldn't call him a coward, but he was definitely too stupid for his position and surroundings and a massive hypocrite

This, as an old fart was even against prime Jaime

>he has his balls
user I...

BUT M-MUH HONOR!

Can we appreciate the fact that fatfuck hasn't released 1 new book in the whole run of got? 8 fucking years, long enough for a cute kid to grow up into a goblin and get a sex scene, think of how much time that is.

If gurm wrote 1 page a day, JUST 1 page, it would take a little above 3 years for a 1000 page book. Just 1 page a day, extremely easy, could take 20 minutes of your time or a few hours depending

no he wasn't, even GRRM said that ned was more of a lord than a fighter

Ramsey only took the penis

Die, specifically.

shes probably the only woman alive whos had her lips done and ended up looking better

>a jew that lost any and all passion for his work after getting a fat check
Truly shocking.

He a couple, just none for the main series.

he didn't suck at fighting, jaime is a very good swordsman and ned was keeping pace with him in their fight until he got speared from behind. there was nothing better for him to do about the second point, and killing the wolf is worth less strife between lannisters and starks, especially since he's there to investigate them. he is a fucking asshole to jaime for no real reason though, and what he did with cersei was possibly the dumbest move anyone in the entire series made and basically caused the war

And Jon is the exact same way and it pisses me off because they're obviously trying to push Jon as this younger version of Ned, but it really holds him back as a character because the way they try to force this comparison is by making him an even bigger fucking retard than Ned who can't get over his petty sense of honour.

That would just be the writers retreading ground. We already got his explanation back in season 3.

Wolves can kill lions though

Ned himself tells Baristan that he's glad he never met him on the field or Cat would have been a widow.

He released spinoffs tho

>men do stupid things
>durr what do dragons eat anyway

Yeah sansa sure is a shining beacon of intelligence, the longer this drags on the more I find myself wishing nk is going to roflstomp over everyone.

>hahaha cersei you better get out of town!! Because im going to TELL on you! And robert will KILL you and your children!! Think about that HUH!? Haha nothing bad will come from this
>yeah i think im going to refuse help from literally everyone except Littlefinger, who's been trying to cuck me and has outright told me not to trust him
>I will let my cunt wife abuse and be horrible to my beloved sister's son for his entire life
>is best friends with the guy who would cave Jon's head in with a hammer the literal second he found out he was Rhaegar and Lyanna's son

Imagine LF's fw he had to fuck that. And Sansa said he never did anything for her.

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He was average for a lord. His reputation got blown up because people believed that he clapped Arthur Dayne. Jaime would've dicked him.

well no shit, barristan is the best fighter alive. that doesn't mean ned is bad. all you're saying is that he admits he got beaten down by the best fighter of all time and would have gotten beaten down by the best fighter alive in the current era

>those neck rolls
Jesus British women are the absolute fucking worst.

Guys remember that one time my son died in the very first scene of this series, beyond the Wall, to White Walkers? Because I don't.

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Who else here /KongsLanding/?

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THE famigerate egg nip

*whispers silently to sansa, bows and walks away*

He thought he had the goldcloaks on his side, Littlefinger probably didn't directly betray him because he wanted to become Hand which Ned might've done for him but once he learned Cersei bought out the goldcloaks he just had to side with her as the safe play

I'm sure you're a perfect Chad kek.

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Explains why he's so miserable all the time.

obviously prosthetic

No one believed that. The assumption was that it was a wildling attack and the one nigga fled like a bitch.

It's funny that because of dabid's bad writig littlefingers whole character changed from a bitter and calculating alphabeta to a retard that just does whatever for no reason at all

>t. Maisie

This is a good Cersei

He probably thinks it was wildings so that's why he always has a stick up his ass about siding with "wildling invaders" even though the vale has no wildling problems.

anyone got a link for the leaked ep3 stream?

None of the characters in the books - save Arthur Dayne - would've stood a chance against Barristan Selmy, especially when he was younger, you retard.

yeah Barristan is up there with Dayne and Jaime you brainlet.
Being worse than those 3 doesn't mean you suck jfc

Don't get me wrong, I think she's an absolute goblin but comment on something real. Everyone has these kinds of "rolls" in that position.

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My dick would super extendo

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The REAL best tits

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Chaoshh....

WHERE MY DUSKENDALE NIGGAS AT

What the fuck is that posture.

against prime jaime, only dayne and barristan could win

let me get a few of them no eyebrow memes for shitposting

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Whether he is or isn't, he's still 100% correct, flappy.

...ish a latta.

>finds Stannis corpse outside Winterfell's walls
>casts Edo Tensei and Stannis rises with bright blue eyes
>Night King bends the knee to the one true king reborn

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You don't hear Bobby B say that Selmi would have killed him.

That knighting scene was really cool though, it brought both of their character arcs basically to a close
Which of course means one of them is gonna die soon

>dany
>best tits
"No!"

Tits out for the lads.

>Bobby B
>being humble
kek

CHANCHA PLEASHE I LOVED SHORE MOTHER CHANCHA PLEASHE

Barristan said he saw Ned kill "a dozen great knights" Won the battle of the bells with Hoster, and the trident with Bobby B, siege of pyke. I'm not syaing he's really top tier but he's certainly not bad

He was always a retard thanks to Dabid's writing. He confronted Cersei right to her face about her and Jaime in like Season 2.

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Could anyone even hope to attempt to kill Stannis Uchiha?

The real question is Ned vs Jon.

People know the 'mad king' was mad. It's just that the timing of Jamie actually betraying him, just as the rebels breach king's landing and the castle, makes his motive seem less noble and more opportunistic.

Prime Bobby B would take Barristan Selmy (Killed by homeless niggers)

Chad move
>im gonna do the exact same thing that got Ned killed and get away with it

I'm reading AGOT right now. This writing is awful, you bookfags lied to me. The dialogue is laughable.

It would have been extremely painful.

Sam being informed of his family's murder was pretty good

books or show?

Her using her men to walk all over him was kino idgaf

He is stupid as fuck in the books as well, with his fixation on Sansa. You're just obsessed with the character if you get angry at any kind of 'mistake'. It was perfectly in character for him to get arrogant and make veiled threats to cersei.

Reminder that the mermen will inherit the north and breed all the noblewomem because they can't resist BIG FISH COCK

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That's the joke.

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Actually compare, it's true. The best natural shape and features.

>he fell for the book meme.

at this point i'd say jon has had far more practice and is easily better than his uncle

Best clip from that show is General Hux/Bill Weasley with the bottle
youtu.be/qZ18TBefhIw

>has had far more practice
been in like 3 battles lol, ned was in a long ass war

I want to see this officially made now, by the crew, and shoved into the show.

his thirdborn son, yeah who gives a fuck. he knew what he was signing up for

First books, then show.

He almost got capped Hillsborough style at the Battle of the Bastards tho

>Jon, last surviving Targaryen, enters the throne room in King's Landing, ready for a fight, but sees the Queensgard dead, Cersei lying in a pool of blood on the steps leading to throne, and finally Jaime, still holding his sword, covered in blood and sitting on the Iron Throne,

it would be kino and you know it

Maario Naharis

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He also sat on the throne like a douchebag until ned showed up

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>Books
Probably Ned, but it's a reasonable battle

>Show
Jon is a superhero in the show, so...

what's some fantasy with good dialogue?

Why the fuck did the show kill him off I’m still mad

>I guess now we have a winner... in the Game of Thrones
>*winks at the camera*
>[upbeat rock starts playing]
>credits

Books: Ned
Show: Jon
Jon is a lot younger and less experienced in the books, got absolutely btfo by Mance/rattleshirt.
In the show DnD made him a fighting god essentially so he'd probably take Ned

>inb4 anything Tolkien or Dune

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LoTR?

lmao

Harry Potter.

WINDS OF WINTER FUCKING WHEN

called it

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memory, sorrow and thorn is pretty good and martin stole a lot of shit from those books

lol

Kek

Fantasy is a shit genre, read science fiction like a real man.

GODS

ASCENDED GOD BRAIN: science fiction disguised as fantasy

I was strong then?
y-your Grace?

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lel

Fiction is a shit genre, read actual books on nuclear physics.

Physics is a shit field of study, read philosophy like a real man.

You heard the Hand, the king's too fat for his thread! Go make another one! NOW!

JUST

Philosophy is a field for pompous faggots. Read on engineering and the crafts like a real man.

you misspelled cringe

I wish sansa and arya both got dothraki'd

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okay this is cringy

Books are for faggots, commit suicide like a real man.

You sound like an edgy retard who can't wear things without a skull on it

Are you a woman then?

Brienne is trash.

No, just on my way to becoming a real man.

Well you're taking your time about it.

BASED

All fourteen stories down.

Jamie will airjuggle the NK for 30 seconds next episode

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I never claimed to be courageous.
Already tried just 4 once, of course survived and all broken now. Imagine being a retard of my caliber :^)

Dilate then

No wonder you watch GoT.

Should have read up on physics and anatomy first.

Have sex.
What do I look like, a man than can comprehend something more complex than game of thrones?

Jaime will unlock Musou Tensei

And also philosophy, to understand the consequences of his actions.

...

There is no consequence. There. Saved him his time.

what are the current numbers? WW 100,000?
Danny/Jon 25,000?
Breann has Oathkeeper
Jamie has widows wail
Jon with Longclaw
Joorah with Heartsbane
Arya with Dragon dagger

Any other Valerian steel? or just lots of obsidian?

Wait, since you've clearly read a lot of books on philosophy - tell me, what are the consequences of my actions? Have you been "to the other side"?
Because I'm confident I saw Cthulhu during the time I was dead.

The fuck are you talking about. NK simply isn't intimidating like the force of nature villain should be. He looks plain and boring.

No, because future/past Bran is already warging all of the undead.